The World’s Worst High School Assembly Speaker - Key & Peele

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  • A speaker at a high school assembly recounts his descent into a life of crime and its consequences, but it becomes clear that he is embellishing parts of his story.
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  • @vishybreh
    @vishybreh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6886

    You watch one Key n Peele video and now you’re on a marathon
    **CONSEQUENCES**

    • @nullified77
      @nullified77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Underrated af.

    • @dymondqueeana9435
      @dymondqueeana9435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      So true. I can't put my phone down lol

    • @sdm_za
      @sdm_za 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Accurate😭😭😭

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I've been trapped for 3 straight days guys, pls help

    • @tubebammy
      @tubebammy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Man I’ve been watching for hours now😂😂😂

  • @benbacharach3977
    @benbacharach3977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12033

    How are you not gonna call this “Consequences”

    • @ZOOZOO1743
      @ZOOZOO1743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +647

      Its re-uploaded. Gotta change the title.
      .
      .
      Consequences !!!

    • @andrewfrazier547
      @andrewfrazier547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Definitely the wrong title for this skit.

    • @jimothyus
      @jimothyus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Jimenez woulda called it consequences

    • @quiettimegaming3642
      @quiettimegaming3642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I really with they would stop changing the names of legendary sketches... Who cares if it's a re-upload? You don't have to change the title.

    • @sstanford1331
      @sstanford1331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@jimothyus ogs will always remember so it's fine

  • @pritishsai4999
    @pritishsai4999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8826

    Instead of doing drugs, I got my shit together and went to college and then went into debt....CONSEQUENCES.

    • @milkgotzgames
      @milkgotzgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      It be like that sometimes

    • @anonymoususer775
      @anonymoususer775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@milkgotzgames it be like that always...

    • @aseelanza
      @aseelanza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Instead of dropping out from school and doing drugs i went to college and did drugs

    • @aseelanza
      @aseelanza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You're implying that doing drugs prohibits a person from getting a college education

    • @miguelsolis7339
      @miguelsolis7339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      College = biggest money scam

  • @shomarmichaelofficial
    @shomarmichaelofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4916

    “I got 88 concussions, one for every key”😂😂

    • @mekasmith4691
      @mekasmith4691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @flamingstallion
      @flamingstallion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      What about peele

    • @Derek_Wyld
      @Derek_Wyld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@flamingstallion got eem ;p XD

    • @SvenskaIdioterna
      @SvenskaIdioterna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don't know why that made me lose my shit

    • @drelucas4803
      @drelucas4803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am so weeeaaaakkk

  • @kevinsanchun2052
    @kevinsanchun2052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5610

    Now he can add "I was smoking crack at a high school assembly and then....I got hit with a wrecking ball, Consequences"

    • @hello-tw2xk
      @hello-tw2xk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Most intelligent comment on this video. Congratulations 😄

    • @xXxJSCOTTxXx
      @xXxJSCOTTxXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I don't even think he would mention the crack, that seems to be the punchline.
      All these crazy things supposedly "happen" to him for no apparent reason except for the "consequences"...
      ---Thesaurus Entry---
      Crack; Consequences...

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@xXxJSCOTTxXx Well the joke is how the consequences are unrelated to what he did. Getting hit by a wreckingball is very unrelated to smoking crack

    • @kevinsanchun2052
      @kevinsanchun2052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xXxJSCOTTxXx you're looking at this from the viewers point of view.Im looking at it as if he was really going around to schools giving speeches.At his next speech he can add what happened to him at the end of this speech.Of course my imagination is deeper than most peoples,so I can understand the miscommunication.

    • @M-H.
      @M-H. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hello-tw2xk I am watching this in office and trying not to laugh. Until I read your comment

  • @a.a.h.s.2345
    @a.a.h.s.2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20720

    One day, someone decided to eat a bat. And then the whole world got shut down.
    C O N S E Q U E N C E S

    • @TheReptilianBrazilian
      @TheReptilianBrazilian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      Lol but too soon

    • @slickbelge
      @slickbelge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@TheReptilianBrazilian WAY too soon

    • @MB-yf1dl
      @MB-yf1dl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Ali Akbar Hussain Shah how’s it too soon if it’s not even offensive

    • @tobosauce3404
      @tobosauce3404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@MB-yf1dl quit thinking before you speak! it's making the rest of us look bad!

    • @randomuser6721
      @randomuser6721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Hahaha so now they experiment on each country with their "test kits" CONSEQUENCES

  • @lesstalkmoredo8613
    @lesstalkmoredo8613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5296

    “Hanging on the streets late at night” - while salsa dancing

    • @averagetobest8180
      @averagetobest8180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      That shits the funniest part!

    • @tessamohammed
      @tessamohammed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Average To Best 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ryuu3489
      @ryuu3489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      1:44 his hand movement like he's a rapper is hilarious as well

    • @kurlykayla9013
      @kurlykayla9013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      that part makes me laugh the most for some reason

    • @netkosent1620
      @netkosent1620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hang out with Latinos. It happens. :D

  • @HoovyTube
    @HoovyTube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4634

    I'm so happy that this man faced his past and understands the consequences of his actions.

    • @ImaPullThru
      @ImaPullThru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😎

    • @andrewsucks1065
      @andrewsucks1065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @raminahmed4476
      @raminahmed4476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      your actions have consequences tenno

    • @IcemanGaming337
      @IcemanGaming337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No he didn't cuz he smoked crack and looked what happened 😆

    • @Roger8176
      @Roger8176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It takes a strong person to be able to get up in front of a group of strangers (especially when Rodriguez is in the house) and talk about past mistakes. My hat is off to this guy because the kids...the kids need to hear these stories. One half hour assembly with this man is worth a year on the streets as far as knowledge gained.
      When they say kids these days have no positive role models to look up to I say two words holmes...I say Donnie Herrera.

  • @gangaprasanth3841
    @gangaprasanth3841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4745

    So THIS is where all the "consequences" comments have been coming from

    • @Hollywoodmoviehighlights
      @Hollywoodmoviehighlights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Yep you will see them in other videos 😆

    • @notmychairnotmyproblem
      @notmychairnotmyproblem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Yep, I finally get the joke too lol

    • @mariastephen1462
      @mariastephen1462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yeah, I saw one in the money counting video

    • @leigh4841
      @leigh4841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I've been on a random Key and Peele marathon today and I'm glad I finally get most of the comments.

    • @afrosamurai1901
      @afrosamurai1901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah home.....
      BOIIIII!!!!!

  • @mikaelneva6172
    @mikaelneva6172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6191

    "Gave me 88 concussions, 1 for each key." That part had me 😭

    • @徐靜屎
      @徐靜屎 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Sorry for asking,I don't speak English really well so I can't understand why "concussions" relate to "key".Anyone could tell me?

    • @mikaelneva6172
      @mikaelneva6172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Because he got hit in the head 88 times. The piano had 88 keys so all of them hit his head. Do you get it now?

    • @徐靜屎
      @徐靜屎 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@mikaelneva6172 oh I see.I thought the key was the key to the door,never thought that was for music.Now I get it thanks mate😘

    • @JohnDoe-bd3gi
      @JohnDoe-bd3gi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@徐靜屎 trippen booboo

    • @徐靜屎
      @徐靜屎 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JohnDoe-bd3gi What does that mean?

  • @ChiefPeep
    @ChiefPeep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5598

    When a GTA character explains what his past was like.

  • @falloutboy691
    @falloutboy691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2772

    "Hanging on the streets late at night.."
    As he salsa dances.

    • @SkengStiegenhaus
      @SkengStiegenhaus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Tbf they were more than cigarette smokers

    • @ernestt5703
      @ernestt5703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That part had me dead 😂😂😂😂

    • @whizkid235
      @whizkid235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Literally died laughing when I saw that hahaha too funny

    • @patricktalamantes5503
      @patricktalamantes5503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      if you haven't salsa danced because you were hanging out on the streets late at night then you dont know.

    • @kewlozer7979
      @kewlozer7979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I died when that part came

  • @samtherat6
    @samtherat6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6160

    Saddest thing is that you realize he's been telling the truth.

    • @jackspudds9179
      @jackspudds9179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      in what ways?

    • @DrewD748
      @DrewD748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      Because he was seeing things from being high all the time

    • @severin.m
      @severin.m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      But that crack tho...

    • @anonymoushack9453
      @anonymoushack9453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Because he is loco

    • @annankldun4040
      @annankldun4040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Did you miss the part when he started smoking crack?

  • @mrhaider6343
    @mrhaider6343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2035

    This one will never get old lol

  • @Sgt.A
    @Sgt.A 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3792

    It’s funny af the way he moves his body when he says a consequence 😂

    • @AllAboutMarketings
      @AllAboutMarketings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      True lol

    • @DirtBikes_MathGarden
      @DirtBikes_MathGarden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      When he says “I got trampled by a herd of buffalo” at 1:55 killllsssss meeee

    • @DirtBikes_MathGarden
      @DirtBikes_MathGarden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And 2:30 when he says he got shot into the mouth of a dragon 😂

    • @Sgt.A
      @Sgt.A 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      2:18 got me dead lmfaoo

    • @michaelcox3353
      @michaelcox3353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruhh that's how everyone talks where I live, so annoying

  • @jeromerobinson9872
    @jeromerobinson9872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    This sketch is the epitome of “Had me in the first half, ain’t gon’ lie.”

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lies again? Teacher Facilitator

    • @KyleGD
      @KyleGD หลายเดือนก่อน

      except its actually legit lol

  • @YaroslavKostrov
    @YaroslavKostrov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4216

    I loved how the part about shooting everyone at is daughter's Quinceañera was so real everyone stopped leaving.

    • @AlexM-xj7qd
      @AlexM-xj7qd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      And then he got sucked into a wormhole

    • @fokwab.babila1611
      @fokwab.babila1611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      Consequences

    • @MugenNiFukuzatsuna
      @MugenNiFukuzatsuna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      If the end is to be believed, it WAS real

    • @riyasks2779
      @riyasks2779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Or may be he is getting this kind of visions after smoking crack.. Ain't it possible?

    • @souljaboy9047
      @souljaboy9047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      he actually wasn't laying...this dude is always struck with strange things that happen to him lol..

  • @negahplz1156
    @negahplz1156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2017

    “I touched my face and dirty surfaces and microphones. Got everybody infected and ended the whole NBA season..Consequences...” -Rudy Gobert

    • @Greybews
      @Greybews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Negah Plz damn gobert

    • @SuperNintendawg
      @SuperNintendawg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He officially eclipsed JR Smith as Mr. Stupid.

    • @PacoKlax
      @PacoKlax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Before that i made a silly ass joke on the pandemic an then the virus hit me.... Conseeequeeences! Where is yo crack Gobert? This folk will be a joke for the rest of his career

    • @guisteh11
      @guisteh11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gold comment

    • @TheDarkGBJ
      @TheDarkGBJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PacoKlax if he survives

  • @TNBTScrappy
    @TNBTScrappy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2324

    “I got trampled by a herd of buffalo”😭

    • @ThatDerp
      @ThatDerp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      CONSEQUENCES

    • @GOLVEL
      @GOLVEL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OMG... it's like... I'm serious, EXACTLY what he said. How did you even do that?!

    • @benchater5070
      @benchater5070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lion KING

    • @mbaleah
      @mbaleah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

    • @MACRStratum
      @MACRStratum 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the Vatican.

  • @TheJRo
    @TheJRo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    “Tried to introduce my own parents to each other...” 😂

    • @scottsoltani3203
      @scottsoltani3203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That’s a Back to the Future reference isn’t it? And how he invented Johnny B Goode 😂

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scottsoltani3203 duh

    • @scottsoltani3203
      @scottsoltani3203 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dontspikemydrink9382 you’re amazing thank you

  • @1texaseagle
    @1texaseagle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1463

    Honestly the best thing about this sketch is how accurately they portray the whole sub-par school assembly, man... the tired, shoddy, given up tone is just spot on lol

    • @africanlogic757
      @africanlogic757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Honestly the best thing about this sketch is consequences

    • @khalidabdulkadir4805
      @khalidabdulkadir4805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s called a skit not a sketch

    • @1texaseagle
      @1texaseagle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@khalidabdulkadir4805 thanks einstein

    • @LouisVuitton1
      @LouisVuitton1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@1texaseagle says edited yet you still left sketch

    • @1texaseagle
      @1texaseagle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LouisVuitton1 I know right? Crazy. ;)

  • @zachmcnamara4376
    @zachmcnamara4376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2191

    “I did a drive-by at my own daughters quinceañera”
    🤣

    • @itachiswill5263
      @itachiswill5263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Shooting up his daughters quinceañera is the punchline for you? Boys, tell the president Katrina has been found

    • @froggysmalls8956
      @froggysmalls8956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@itachiswill5263 the way he said it was hilarious tho on first listen

    • @simoneidson21
      @simoneidson21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@itachiswill5263 Jesus Christ calm down comedy cop.

    • @majikninja5274
      @majikninja5274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sounds like SPM lyrics

    • @zachmcnamara4376
      @zachmcnamara4376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@itachiswill5263 yeah dipshit, the absurdity of shooting up his own daughters party is humorous. Do you need me to explain “knock knock” jokes to you also?

  • @cecilrhea2759
    @cecilrhea2759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1745

    "Started makin some real crimes homeeeeeBOYEE"

  • @justinwayne445
    @justinwayne445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "Got into some real TROUBLEEE BOIII" that got me rolling 😂

    • @bellaf7774
      @bellaf7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually laughed out loud at that part🤣

  • @simondllr998
    @simondllr998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    "everything you heard here today is a lie"
    "I DON'T LIE ANYMORE"

  • @RekkaKien3
    @RekkaKien3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2476

    one day i was just living my life, then 2020 happened. *CONSEQUENCES*

  • @rottentomato9026
    @rottentomato9026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    "always remember everything has consequences"
    -Doni herrera

  • @savannahmanhattan9237
    @savannahmanhattan9237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Seriously one of the greatest sketches ever made.

  • @willherbo7627
    @willherbo7627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    "I WAS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION. Tried to introduce my own parents to each other, almost failed...arm was disappearing"🤣🤣🤣

    • @AnonYmous-zt6kr
      @AnonYmous-zt6kr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Back to the Future reference lol

    • @carl_anderson9315
      @carl_anderson9315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      “I invented Johnny B. Goode” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @justkay713
      @justkay713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's when the tears shed....

    • @magmax76
      @magmax76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @lewis3853
      @lewis3853 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Home said I made Johnny Be Good 😂😂😄...I was cracking up!

  • @PilotGrapefruit
    @PilotGrapefruit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1651

    Newbies:
    Cool a Key and Peele vid!
    Veterans:
    Ah shit, here we go again.

    • @akuntutmose4099
      @akuntutmose4099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Also veterans: who gives af, still funny

    • @rainman42
      @rainman42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Veterans : I decided NOT to watch the key and peele video that I've seen a dozen times..so then I forgot how to laugh and every time I tried it looked like was having seizure..CONSEQUENCES!!

    • @juanvidal6723
      @juanvidal6723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rainman that’s not funny. Not everybody here understands hyperbolic humor. So try to take the Pills for the seizures and run along the dragon, but try not to get burn as the CONSEQUENCE to the proximity of your action makes you fall in the dark gutter next to the pony.

    • @jesselee1031
      @jesselee1031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Holden Hathcock -veterans is right! It’s like I get a weird form of bipolar ptsd when I see they uploaded a “new” video lol I get happy then I get angry and get the flashbacks of every other time this shit betrayed me 😠 then I get sad cuz I know it’s not new ☠️

    • @MachineGunMouth
      @MachineGunMouth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@juanvidal6723 that was a bit elaborate...

  • @TimmyTheTinman
    @TimmyTheTinman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    Keegan's Latino accent is freaking everything😂

    • @texaspablo2
      @texaspablo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Definitely channeling Edward James Olmos! 😂

    • @lingermx
      @lingermx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      except when he says "i apologise, theresa" and a clearly south asian accent slips out xD

    • @BushMaster420circle
      @BushMaster420circle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lingermx lol!!! well we cant all have it perfect XD & after that many hits of rock you be getting a lil faded at some point heh XD

    • @MorrisDugan
      @MorrisDugan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except that's Jordan, not Keegan.

    • @stigmatamartyr4223
      @stigmatamartyr4223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MorrisDugan they mean the principle

  • @saurabhbaral1851
    @saurabhbaral1851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The Principal wasn't ready for the last story. But his kids are gonna love it.

    • @jackwimmer2249
      @jackwimmer2249 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nice subtle Back to the Future reference!

  • @franc1994
    @franc1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    I lost it when he said "I had 88 concussions, 1 for each key" 😂

  • @forteOG
    @forteOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    "i did a drive-by at my daughter's own quinceanera!"
    * everyone turns around *

    • @yhaelseedorf3171
      @yhaelseedorf3171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Then i got sucked into a wormhole

    • @redtoneredtone6592
      @redtoneredtone6592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      THATS IT

    • @DarrenChen
      @DarrenChen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@yhaelseedorf3171 that's where I lost it!

    • @anvutrong6870
      @anvutrong6870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im sorry, i dont understand. Can you explain the joke please?

    • @otogun3324
      @otogun3324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@anvutrong6870 It's a party for a girl when she becomes a "woman".

  • @dbdfl3x3r95
    @dbdfl3x3r95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    “and then i got trampled by a herd of buffalo” 😂😂😂

    • @FriendofYahweh29
      @FriendofYahweh29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DBD FL3X3R 😩I’m not done with my story!!!!

    • @kendrickmiller5786
      @kendrickmiller5786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lion King

    • @JereMystic7S
      @JereMystic7S 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was the one funny moment in the whole sketch.

  • @appleguese
    @appleguese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Is no one going to talk about that random dance he did at 2:17? 😂😂😂

    • @mementomori8991
      @mementomori8991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tjl2836
      @tjl2836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i guess not

  • @fandbcards6642
    @fandbcards6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    The little stoop waddle he does when he says consequences has me 💀

    • @mommirenee2013
      @mommirenee2013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes!!

    • @BrownRicePaddy
      @BrownRicePaddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “Stoop waddle” you really captured it with that description.

    • @badhabit714
      @badhabit714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kidkique
      @kidkique ปีที่แล้ว

      stoop waddle?? 😂

  • @stalkerofthezone1698
    @stalkerofthezone1698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1374

    Donnie: *does anything*
    Consequences: *I’m about to ruin this man’s whole career.*

    • @Mind-Wanderer01
      @Mind-Wanderer01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *_Where's my crack_*
      *_Where's my crack_*

    • @goldenlion2439
      @goldenlion2439 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Start it actually 🤓

    • @JohnDoe-bd3gi
      @JohnDoe-bd3gi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      starts making fun of people who cant do any thing.
      >Result

    • @apolloptx
      @apolloptx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lazy attempt at comedy using the lowest common denominator, a shitty meme format that idiots are amused by.

    • @thebystander1636
      @thebystander1636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@apolloptx thank you. This meme is so fucking idiotic. Im so sick of seeing it in EVERY comments section.
      Edit: 878 upvotes... Really? Sooo many idiots

  • @mr.allgreatthings1314
    @mr.allgreatthings1314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    “And then one day, a piano fell on my head... gave me 88 concussions; one for each key....CONSEQUENCEZZZZ” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @idrisaleeyu3291
      @idrisaleeyu3291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. All Great Things i dropped my phone 😂😂😂

    • @sam8404
      @sam8404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@idrisaleeyu3291 consequences

    • @ademaya4773
      @ademaya4773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂That was my favorite

    • @zoveirycesar3233
      @zoveirycesar3233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Inkypencil22
    @Inkypencil22 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    the way he completely ignores the principal trying to offer him the microphone when he walks on stage is so underrated, shits hilarious

    • @caseyskruch5628
      @caseyskruch5628 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tells u everything lol

    • @pacegustinella6425
      @pacegustinella6425 ปีที่แล้ว

      also the feedback on the microphone was a subtle touch . . . . . . . . . . 😎

  • @alek385
    @alek385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    “I stole from my own sister... and then one day... a piano fell on my head...” got me killed.

    • @peanutrecord6989
      @peanutrecord6989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Didn't kill him though

    • @tjl2836
      @tjl2836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@peanutrecord6989 c o n s e q u e n s e s

    • @danti2563
      @danti2563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Key going "What" just adds to it 🤣

    • @BushMaster420circle
      @BushMaster420circle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tjl2836 OMG LOL i was about to say it!!! also he never stated WHAT kind it was LOL could have been a child's toy piano, Consequences!!!! also as epic as these storys be, could have been LEGIT!!! -= C o n s e q u e n c e s =- XD

    • @davinonduko3882
      @davinonduko3882 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @rclarke8218
    @rclarke8218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    "I got trampled by a herd of buffalo" 😂

    • @poop_guy
      @poop_guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A piano fell on my head

    • @maddboysgv3410
      @maddboysgv3410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I got aids

    • @kimmyhead7097
      @kimmyhead7097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Consequences!!!

    • @bobdole6297
      @bobdole6297 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that’s the funniest one to me just bc of the way he says buffalo

    • @damolaalabi8211
      @damolaalabi8211 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂🤣

  • @benbacharach3977
    @benbacharach3977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I love how he just starts describing the plot to Back to the Future

    • @kevadu
      @kevadu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Consequences

  • @pitlempens1741
    @pitlempens1741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    They were hanging on the streets 💃💃 late at night

  • @larryhoover6198
    @larryhoover6198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    I was looking for.... "Je-seeka", "Dee-nice", "Balakay","Jay-Quellin" & "A-A-Ron"

    • @channelroninL
      @channelroninL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      2:48, Dee-nice is here

    • @ngahnkarakwi4799
      @ngahnkarakwi4799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Consequences had them expelled !!!

    • @mathewzuniga1760
      @mathewzuniga1760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There is no Je-seeka... there’s a ti-moth-ee

    • @deeznotes2718
      @deeznotes2718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The substitute teacher did not allowed them to attend

    • @luminaraunduli2791
      @luminaraunduli2791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      In detention for being insubordinate and churlish

  • @Shadowsong1029
    @Shadowsong1029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    A friend and I, having a discussion about pianos :
    Me : A piano has 88 keys.
    Friend : Where did you learn that?
    Me : Key and Peele.

  • @nikolasbishop7955
    @nikolasbishop7955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    “Mr president please let him fin- “
    “IM NOT DONE WITH MY STORRRRIEEE!!”

  • @afgpielover
    @afgpielover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "And then I got trampled by a heard of Buffalo"
    Almost spat out my food 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Vade1220
    @Vade1220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    The way he does that little side-to-side wiggle every time he reveals the consequences 😂

    • @mrman9151
      @mrman9151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @JefeDeJefes8484
    @JefeDeJefes8484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    These Key & Peele uploads never get old. Whenever Key or Peele embody other races, they become that race. Geniuses. "Piano Fell on my head." "Got sucked into another dimension."
    ... Consequences!...

    • @OrgilB
      @OrgilB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I want to see them pull of being Asian. Maybe they could pull off Indonesian, Thai, or Filipino or something. Korean Chinese or Japanese would be far fetched but still would be interesting.

    • @PepeSilvia01
      @PepeSilvia01 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They do get old

    • @JefeDeJefes8484
      @JefeDeJefes8484 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OrgilB yeah that would be interesting

    • @PoppyCorn144
      @PoppyCorn144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Their Eastern European rival restaurants was spot on. Literally countries separated by the same food, languages and traditions it’s so silly it’s hilarious.
      So I don’t think they’d have problems with emulating Asian nations and their foibles.

    • @arian3773
      @arian3773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts

  • @toastybrian1116
    @toastybrian1116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    Students start feeling sad for him
    " And then I almost got sucked into a black hole"
    Students: ayt imma head out

    • @DrDomich
      @DrDomich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ...and then I got sucked into a wormhole 3:01

    • @turdferguson7112
      @turdferguson7112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DrDomich Hey!!! It's his story..... let him tell it!

    • @DrDomich
      @DrDomich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@turdferguson7112 you're weird. 😳 12?

    • @decadeyt5891
      @decadeyt5891 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nuck Chorris It’s not his story. Plus he made a critical error. So would you kindly stfu immediately

    • @turdferguson7112
      @turdferguson7112 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@decadeyt5891 You're a colossal douchebag if you can't pick up on that obviously sarcasm. Actually, you're one even if you can.
      A critical error? You gotta get a life bro. Seriously! Lmaooooo

  • @aurinkoii
    @aurinkoii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    "The faster we get away from him the better"
    We all know that one kid we say that to

  • @criticalproductions4845
    @criticalproductions4845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    -When you zone out during class-
    The teacher: “...then a piano fell on my head. Got 88 concussions, one for each key.”
    *Hol up*

    • @RaeBattleRapsMood
      @RaeBattleRapsMood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah! Ur like wait what???😂👌🏾

    • @AA66999
      @AA66999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hunter Productions a piano fell on to my head once too. I got 87 concussions tho, cause the piano had a missing key.

    • @butterbruhh
      @butterbruhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CONSEQUENCEZZZZZZZZ

    • @drigondii
      @drigondii 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      An electric keyboard fell on me, so I only got 62 concussions. Then I died though.

  • @OAde-nq9vo
    @OAde-nq9vo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    One time he was giving a motivational speech to a group of teenagers, decided to smoke crack, was hit by a wrecking ball... consequences!

    • @HVBRSoF
      @HVBRSoF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that was the joke.

  • @nancydocimo5526
    @nancydocimo5526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    I'm going through a extremely painful time right now and these two guys have lifted my depression it just feels great to sit here alone in my apartment laughing out loud thank you guys so much

    • @charlesclimineda8080
      @charlesclimineda8080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I hope you are in a better place now since that last comment

    • @realmczappa
      @realmczappa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LITERALLY SAME 😭

    • @bobbywright.7070
      @bobbywright.7070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@realmczappa you’ll be better bro better times are comming🙏🏾

    • @chandlerbing404
      @chandlerbing404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Consequences

    • @chicagorainbow8935
      @chicagorainbow8935 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I Hope You are healing

  • @Superleagu
    @Superleagu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "They were hanging on the streets late at night "
    As he salsa dances 💃

  • @Robertoni7
    @Robertoni7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    That little shimmy when he said “into the mouth of dragon”. LOL.

  • @ElectricAlien577
    @ElectricAlien577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1769

    No one who references this video ever gets it right. The consequences need to have nothing to do with whatever problem your talking about. Like " I stole a candybar from a convenience store. Then my family was killed by a derailed train! Consequences!

    • @GatCat
      @GatCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kasey seriously? There is no relation in such a comment...nor is it funny without Peele. Example: I recently got a 2017 Chevrolet Camero, had fun driving it, then one late night I ended up going 100MPH and got a steep speeding ticket. As I was driving home, an alien vaporized my car and left me with nothing but a ticket...consequences. SEE THAT DOESN”T WORK, maybe its because I’m not trying here but come on. And get your name spelled correctly ;) jk.

    • @thebystander1636
      @thebystander1636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      @@GatCat stfu. He was correct and you aren't even making sense.

    • @MikeUochoa19
      @MikeUochoa19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dash Rendar I think he was just playing

    • @PtylerBeats
      @PtylerBeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Casey Flentye did you even watch the video? That’s entire joke of the skit lol what he’s saying aren’t consequences of his bad decisions. It’s completely unrelated lol

    • @jeffallen55
      @jeffallen55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Tyler Grant Then I got into some real crazy shit, man. Tried to talk sense into TH-cam commenters. Yeahhhhh! Tried to explain things with logic! And then...
      ...A ninja cut off my head CONSEQUENCES!

  • @sfsen
    @sfsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    This is The World’s "best" High School Assembly Speaker.
    Whoever gave the wrong title gonna get some “Consequences”.

  • @timechaser1119
    @timechaser1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Something so musical about
    "Put milk on my head,
    Like you Rodriguez"
    5 syllable each line & the imperfect rhyme *chef's kiss*

    • @lingermx
      @lingermx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      JUST like you, Rodriguez

    • @seronimo__7735
      @seronimo__7735 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Used to clown around
      Made fun of the principal
      Put milk on my head

  • @sebandrews4395
    @sebandrews4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Honestly, I’ve had worse speakers

    • @Dani_1012
      @Dani_1012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol, got any stories

    • @jacobq.2204
      @jacobq.2204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Any of the diversity, feminist, climate change speakers we had were worse than this guy.

    • @Chroniclilskip27
      @Chroniclilskip27 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @remeez3169
      @remeez3169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why the Corona Virus Just Kill John Cena Only. Ruining the WWE and Now insulting Fast and Furious Franchise . Why John Cena Didn't Die instead of Paul Walker.
      We Sick and Fed up of Cena! He cannot Wrestle or Act

    • @doctordeath2551
      @doctordeath2551 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How if all his stuff was true

  • @shawnstone2810
    @shawnstone2810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    2:49 "i did a drive by at my own daughter's quinceañera "
    Students: * stop to listen and feel bad*
    Jordan: then I got sucked in a wormhole consequencesss"😂😂😂 my favorite part

  • @brendantunkel1114
    @brendantunkel1114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    The principal just saying “what” killed me

  • @TimeCodeMechanics
    @TimeCodeMechanics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The subtle, "Feel like he missed a step there." 😭😭😭

  • @Ernest50
    @Ernest50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    “ I got shot out of a catapult..in to the mouth of a dragon”😂😂😂

    • @KgwediyaMollo
      @KgwediyaMollo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What movie reference is that?

    • @chickenblood94
      @chickenblood94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KgwediyaMollo reign of fire

    • @kevinsanchun2052
      @kevinsanchun2052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That little move he does,when he says "into the mouth of a dragon " made me choke laughing.

  • @majornick115
    @majornick115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    “Gave me 88 concussions 1 for each key” 😂😂

  • @Jonathan-he3uh
    @Jonathan-he3uh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    "I feel like he missed a step there"
    _YOU DONT SAY_

  • @mason3872
    @mason3872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    “I invented Johnny B. Goode at my parents prom then they kissed and my arm came back”
    How come no one is talking about that one lol, back to the future does have some pretty funny summarizations

    • @rulazrail120
      @rulazrail120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My favourite consequences story 🤣

    • @mikkoalberto862
      @mikkoalberto862 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because they are gen z and not ready for that, but their dads gonna tell them 😂

  • @jhogrute
    @jhogrute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    someone in wuhan ate a bat. now i am unemployed in uk
    CONSEQUENCES

    • @johndevildog1300
      @johndevildog1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Mike Ray, are you joking?

    • @johndevildog1300
      @johndevildog1300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nightwishnemo, thank you, I did not know that.

    • @DanStrider7
      @DanStrider7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Mike Ray How stupid to you have to be to believe this shit. For a start, why the hell would "the government" create the virus on purpose? Whether China or America or elsewhere? What purpose would that serve? One hilarious argument I've heard is that they wanted to "save money" by paying less pensions... even though this pandemic has cost the economy billions upon billions of dollars. Use your brain.
      I don't trust authority either, but nor am I dumb enough to think this virus is a hoax

    • @kharsadi233
      @kharsadi233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DanStrider7 the first ever person to have gotten the virus was a scientist at a coronavirus research lab in China. And there were no traces of the virus in the Wuhan wet market only people who have contracted it there

    • @kritav1111
      @kritav1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@DanStrider7 I had written a really detailed explanation as to how they benefitted from this but TH-cam just randomly went off, so I'm going to try summarising it again.
      China has benefitted a lot from this. Billions and Billions of dollars. Ever since the virus hit Europe, they started investing heavily in stocks in European companies and a lot of shipping and port based companies.
      Then, they did the exact same thing in the US. This is seriously improving their control over trade which is mostly conducted through the sea route.
      Second, their exports have seriously shot up since the virus hit everywhere because China was already prepared to export emergency equipment on call. Almost insane how they knew this.
      Third, after US and Europe, they are now directly targetting India, literally by crossing over the border and building roads there for further trade, while India is in a seriously vulnerable position.
      Fourth, this has been going on for years but again, they are stepping up their resource farming in Africa and basically control a lot of their continents resources.
      Last, while literally no country in the world is being able to tackle this well, other than a few small population countries, China in the beginning stages itself got rid of most of the virus. It's baffling how when even following stricter guidelines than China aren't getting results in countries with way fewer people.
      I also forgot to mention the hoarding of essential supplies as soon as the pandemic hit by immigrants in Australia, New Zealand, UK creating a supply deficit for the demand of masks, gloves. These immigrants hoarded them just before the virus got serious in these countries and forced them to import this stuff from China due to a shortage. There is even video proof of this happening again and again.
      So, to sum up, they have control over exports, imports, corporations of other countries just because of the virus. So, please tell me again, why don't you think someone would do this?
      I'm not saying they did it, I'm just saying it's not out of the realm of possibility that they actually did something like this.

  • @arielzayas9029
    @arielzayas9029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I love how he brings in the back to the Future movie as a part of his life experiences "Than I went to another dimention and tried to introduce my parents to eachother"

    • @KB-zq9ny
      @KB-zq9ny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep, I was wondering if anyone was going to mention the Back to the Future reference. I think it was the only one I recognized.

    • @Dianna129
      @Dianna129 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol 😂 😂😂

    • @samuelpyne
      @samuelpyne 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I keep forgetting that the reference is not caught by everyone. I am 44 years old and also a sort of film historian, so for me it was an easy connection.

  • @docthemetalfreak
    @docthemetalfreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    when you think you have had the worst life ever...

    • @laveyanpride9362
      @laveyanpride9362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't know.,. Mine runs pretty close sometimes.

    • @claytonbrown7120
      @claytonbrown7120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Laveyan Pride
      Wormhole?

    • @laveyanpride9362
      @laveyanpride9362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@claytonbrown7120 other dimension.

    • @docthemetalfreak
      @docthemetalfreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@laveyanpride9362 I hope you have never been shot out of a catapult into the mouth of a dragon

    • @laveyanpride9362
      @laveyanpride9362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@docthemetalfreak describes my 1st marriage perfectly.

  • @apollo_gen
    @apollo_gen 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The fucking catapult and wormhole line killed me. His delivery and the way he moves, it's just great.

  • @domanddev
    @domanddev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    This is my 5th time watching this and I’ve just noticed they’re sitting at desks in the auditorium

    • @manurr10
      @manurr10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Consequences of watching it 5 times.

    • @mikegutschow8384
      @mikegutschow8384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My school had an auditorium with desks and it was pretty rad.

    • @mywhychromosome
      @mywhychromosome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikegutschow8384 Much nicer to sit in those comfy chairs

    • @jjsamuelgunn1136
      @jjsamuelgunn1136 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      consequences, bruv

    • @ryandickerson9699
      @ryandickerson9699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No desks in my gym. We had bleachers that would retract back. If you got stuck underneath that, kiss your ass goodbye

  • @ntsakonkuna
    @ntsakonkuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Key's reactions after every consequence are what's killing me😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Areagan22
    @Areagan22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    "I invented Johnny B Good at my parents prom"
    Some people won't understand that reference and those people should face CONSEQUENCES

    • @needaladyfriend1
      @needaladyfriend1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      YouMessedUpAAron Great Scott, no! ;)

    • @gonuts4donuts
      @gonuts4donuts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's heavy

    • @Zackariyaouchen
      @Zackariyaouchen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah... Now I'm in self Quarantine!
      CONSEQUENCES

    • @JaysonT1
      @JaysonT1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice user name 😆

    • @gurbenhutkul9380
      @gurbenhutkul9380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      People who dont get it deserves to be struck by lightning with a force of 1.21 gigawatts. CONSEQUENCES

  • @abhishekaggarwal_5580
    @abhishekaggarwal_5580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    02:14 His impersonation of tough kids tho'👌

  • @mr.froschi6526
    @mr.froschi6526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    3:03 I love how he says concequences.

  • @whatbreaksthesilence8508
    @whatbreaksthesilence8508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    After the talk Principal be like: "I picked up a random 'not-so-sure-if-he-is-a-gang-member' guy to talk at a school assembly; consequences..."

  • @Phoenix-zi4kp
    @Phoenix-zi4kp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    “CONSEQUENCESZZZZZ ”

  • @kingpizza386
    @kingpizza386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I got shot out of a catapult...into the mouth of a dragon!"
    LOL

  • @DreLucasMusic205
    @DreLucasMusic205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Starting making some real crimes HOMEBOY
    oh yeah oh yeah and then
    I got trampled by a heard of buffalo
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥

    • @Gerealistic
      @Gerealistic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This one had me in tears till the end. Best skit ever!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @shinsc8061
      @shinsc8061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Consequences

    • @Kgnsbdj
      @Kgnsbdj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hommme - boyyy haha

    • @23hawk_75
      @23hawk_75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol why he move like that when he say it

    • @rusteeshackleford5422
      @rusteeshackleford5422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@23hawk_75 lmfaoo

  • @ItssaLyssa96
    @ItssaLyssa96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    He's truly the most loco!

    • @marcosbistros
      @marcosbistros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeeeaaah, hooome, boyyyy!

    • @Strdyaftrnoon
      @Strdyaftrnoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marcosbistros it's not boyyyy it's BOOOOIIIIIII

  • @armandocolon9019
    @armandocolon9019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    They we're hanging on the streets late at night "starts dancing" more than cigarette smokers!! 💀💀💀

  • @Crowbars2
    @Crowbars2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:25 Jordan's head be like...
    And then one day...
    ⬅️A
    ➡️ Piano
    ⬅️Fell
    ➡️On
    ⬅️My
    ➡️Head
    ➡️⬅️➡️⬅️ Consequences!

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

  • @vicarious8567
    @vicarious8567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “Started making some real crimes home BOIIIII” 😂 cracks me up every time

  • @muradahamed963
    @muradahamed963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Student everything you heard today is lie"
    "I don't lie anymore" 😂😂

  • @rsolsjo
    @rsolsjo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The fact that the audience didn't burst out laughing while recording this is a minor miracle to me.

    • @Ronin-kk4bt
      @Ronin-kk4bt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would of been dying XD

    • @prisonmike8730
      @prisonmike8730 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robin they’re actors....

    • @rsolsjo
      @rsolsjo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@prisonmike8730 Actors still crack up during funny takes. Just watch some blooper reels.

    • @Mu5icPr0ducer
      @Mu5icPr0ducer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's called editing....they do multiple takes and piece it together. Probably even did some takes when he wasn't even present.

  • @reloadseven2198
    @reloadseven2198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Here it is. The first K&P skit I ever saw. Thank you guys, for making this last decade more fun.

  • @SpicePodcast
    @SpicePodcast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "I NOT FINISHED WITH MY STORY!"

    • @ndirangugichuki6260
      @ndirangugichuki6260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Storeee

    • @ademaya4773
      @ademaya4773 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂look how the principal walked off the stage after that

  • @bianca8583
    @bianca8583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    i’ve been bingewatching key and peele for so long that i know the plot of this video
    _consequences_

    • @lasvegas4061
      @lasvegas4061 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bianca _4na lol

    • @itsmeekers
      @itsmeekers 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you spiritual?

    • @JackMiner360
      @JackMiner360 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bianca _4na you're fine

  • @BatmanPops
    @BatmanPops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Consequences is back again 😂

    • @DH702..
      @DH702.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had to go to a training seminar for work and the Boomer speaker was trying to explain synergy in the work place but was saying synergism. I almost got fired for cracking up after the fourth time and correcting her . Turns out she was the owners wife

    • @imightbebiased9311
      @imightbebiased9311 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I made a hit television comedy show, but the station that aired it wants clout. Every time they upload a video, I gotta upload it later and it confuses everyone HOMEBOY.
      And then I got launched into space and got space radiation and now my body is constantly on fire. CONSEQUENCES!

  • @melesburhan8386
    @melesburhan8386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The way he said " I dont lie anymore"..he was actually being honest because of all the consequences he sufferred for his previous actions

  • @drigzeelma1916
    @drigzeelma1916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I clicked on this video so now I have to binge watch all the rest of their videos
    CONSEQUENCES!!!!!

  • @jdbrimmy
    @jdbrimmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “I use to be just like you”
    *piano string*
    That shit makes me laugh before he even starts talking 😂😂😂

    • @CamJames
      @CamJames 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the music cues are underrated for real

    • @Kuroi_chō
      @Kuroi_chō 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The bobbing motion too 😂😂😂😂

    • @rafizsadique4299
      @rafizsadique4299 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was a piano string. Then a piano dropped on his head.
      CONSEQUENCES

  • @rodd5259
    @rodd5259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    It’s the “yeaaahhhh” for me 😭😭😭

    • @MrDazydaz
      @MrDazydaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeahhhhh...yeahhhhhhhh.........yeahhhhhhhhh

    • @mekasmith4691
      @mekasmith4691 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙈🤣🤣

    • @milohs
      @milohs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrDazydaz then i got sucked into a wormhole
      CONSEQUENCES!

    • @yltnaillirb4438
      @yltnaillirb4438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@milohs thats the one that got me😭😭😭

  • @varundharmavaram
    @varundharmavaram 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You start watching one Key and Peele video and now it's 3 AM.
    *CONSEQUENCES*

  • @lolitabridges1974
    @lolitabridges1974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    They are sketch geniuses! You see their creative minds in every sketch. They play off each other's talents so well that you're in awe just watching them work.

  • @PUMPKNESC0BAR
    @PUMPKNESC0BAR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “YEAH... then I got sucked into a wormhole”

  • @GrimReapuh
    @GrimReapuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Yeaaaah Yeaaahhh! Then, I got sucked into a wormhole... CON-SE_QUEN-CES!"

  • @mrbowerrr8411
    @mrbowerrr8411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the way he says yeah yeah at 2:56 gets me all these years