"Wie ichs mir gedacht hab, nichts mehr zu retten. Ich kann dir so ein mittelmäßiges Gesicht modellieren." 😂 das ist ASMR, Kunst und Sozialkritik in einem. Du bist einfach fantastisch!
If only the non native German speakers could understand how she´s massively dissing her fictional client. You guys really miss out on that additional level of "WTF did I just see?" ;)
A small detail that I love is there are no cuts. Or rarely ever any. You're so good at what you do! 💖 Always feels realistic. 😌 It always brightens my day when you upload.~ 😁
First of all, your outfit is STUNNING! Red and black look amazing on you. Secondly, I actually appreciate the fact that I can't understand much if what you're saying. It allows my brain the opportunity to create its own unique scenario. All of your videos are incredible because your content never fits into a "norm". You challenge yourself creatively and that in and of itself is tingly!
Diese Ideen und die Selbstbeherrschung sind einfach nur unfassbar. Und so tolle Trigger, sorgen zusätzlich für Gänsehaut und Entspannung. I love this❤️
@@86paul80 idk if you're German but in Germany he have high German (hochdeutsch) and that's like the official and formal version and I think with low German they mean 'plattdeutsch' which is a type of dialect
this was so relaxing I got tingles from start to finish and my favourite 2 languages to relax to apart from my own is Russian and German it makes me feel so at peace and all my stresses and worries just float away
Die Kommentare sind der Hammer, alle Deutschen machen sich über die Sätze lustig (sind aber auch geil xD) und die anderen loben die Trigger :D genial! Sehr schönes Video und sehr schöne Video Idee! ❤
I think this is your best video yet! Your performance feels very genuine and natural, this style of roleplay I think fits you perfect! I would love to see more of this. Thank you for showing and sharing this with us!
See it's funny because I get more tingles from the fact that I don't understand her. Other funny fact is that I speak both English and French and hear similarities between some German words and both the languages I speak (French has latin tones but is a Germanic language to start with)
Gerne mehr von solchen Roleplays😊 Ich finde es total cool, find du in deinen Roleplays immer versuchst deine "Fehler" als Arzt schön zu reden, das machst du echt gut😂 Allgemein mag ich so gut wie alle deine/eure Ideen und Umsetzungen. Ich schau jedes Video und gebe noch vor Ende der Werbung einen Daumen hoch. Weiter so!🥰❤❤🙈
The only thing I can understand is when she says Ok. She is quite unique in her avant-garde style, I think that is why I keep coming back to watch her. She rarely smiles but when she does she is even more beautiful.
Dachte am Anfang Anthony Hopkins (Schweigen der Lämmer) lässt grüßen...😜🤐😉🤣🤣🤣 Sehr schräges und ultra geniales Video! 🙋♀️✌💖 ...und wieder einmal passt der Spruch: "Man muss nicht verrückt sein aber es erleichtert die Sache ungemein..." 🤷♀️😉😏😁🤣🤣🤣
How I wish a German speaker would translate for those of us who are interested in what you're saying since everyone is talking about how funny you are. I want in on the jokes too. Regardless, chaotic is one of my favorites and you did wonderfully!
@@sleepingdreams5844 That would be awesome! I'm sure more than myself would love to hear some of what she spoke of, you're very kind to offer, thank you!
Ok here you go! Feel free to give feedback. Disclaimer: In German we really often use filler words when speaking casually and many of those words can't be directly translated, but as I thought it would make the sentences sound harsher than in German if I left them out, I also put in filler words in English to kind of carry across the same meaning and make it sound a bit more casual. And I initially wanted to keep it pretty short but then realised that I suck at telling jokes and thus thought it might be better to fully translate each joke to give you a better understanding of what the joke is about. As I thought, this is beyond remedy. I can model a mediocre face for you. You won't make it far with this face, but you'll definitely have the chance to continue living on earth with it. Do you wish to look a certain way? Probably not the way you used to look like (before the procedure). Can't breathe anymore? Oh right, I forgot the nostrils. Can you breathe now? Really wouldn't want to have a corpse lying around here. The wrinkles you previously had (before she took off one layer of skin on your face) didn't just go away, I mean, I'm not a magician but I could make them a bit smoother with this face roller. I could definitely pull your skin more backwards to give you smoother skin. The skin will overlap a bit on your cheek area, then you'll look like this dog breed that has many wrinkles on its face but I mean better look like a dog than look the way you do now. Can't see anymore? That's intentional. Look at the lamp. Oh right, you can't see. Good, then act as if you could see it. One eye ended up being more tightened than the other one, but oh well, no need to be overdramatic. I'm gonna give you rainbow lips. Believe me, the eyes don't matter, the forehead doesn't matter, the stitches don't matter - if you have rainbow lips, believe me, it's gonna make you look bomb. All right, you still need new hair. Well, I don't really have a wide range of stuff, so I could offer you this colour, it's stray dog blonde - I mean it's pretty generic, so this would really match your face. (the term "stray dog blond" in German is used to refer to a darker type of blond and has a negative connotation) I would honestly suggest you opt for this hair colour, because a striking colour like blue - although it would distract from your "special" face, I would be inclined to opt for this one, so that you don't stand out as much, you know? I didn't really prepare for this but then again you could've called, you know? Do you want me to give you a pony?? Oh well, I mean, it would definitely cover your eyes, which are gorgeous, but it's not necessary to directly reveal every aspect of one's beauty, am I right? I mean, the good thing is that everyone is currently wearing a mask, so I would just suggest you always wear it. I'd definitely recommend wearing the mask just below the eyes. That way only your slanted, beautiful eyes can be seen... would suggest you do so. The mask is really important, you need to always carry it with you, wear it at all times, you're not only doing yourself a favour but also the people around you, you know?
@@sleepingdreams5844 You're brilliant, thank you so much for the translation, it makes more sense with video playing for me now that I have an idea of what's going on. I appreciate your help greatly! ❤️
sehr gut du und super das beste ich bin sehr entspannt mit deinen videos herzlichen glückwunsch zu deiner kreativität und dem allerbesten niveau deiner asmr ⭐⭐⭐🌟🌟👏👍💯💯💯❤️
Du hast so einen einzigartigen Humor. Und du bleibst dabei so ernst. Ich liebe diese Art von Videos, in denen du die Sache nicht so ernst nimmst. Ich entspanne mich durch deine Witze. Man ist immer gespannt… wie sehe ich nun jetzt aus 😂 ganz großes Kino! Vielen vielen Dank! (Auch wenn ich immer auf die „Tattowier Maschine“ warte) 😅 Liebe Grüße
Well perfect timing as usual. Love your movements, the soothing sounds of your voice, gets me every time, luv it ❤ And to all hear, wishing everyone a Happy and Safe Holidays. God Bless 🙏
wow this video is absolutely amazing. I got so many tingles. And OMG that face she makes at 16:50 .... I love it. I don't know what she is saying but you can feel like something is like "yikes" You are such a great ASMR artist. keep up the good work
Reading the comments and watching your expressions I could really imagine the bizarre surgery you did hahaha The fight between laughing and sleeping is strong. And I think it's beautiful 😅 😂 Love your work! ❤️
I once saw a German doctor in hospital who was tasked with removing rust particles from my eye as he was doing the cleaning and removing the metal he whispered/ taking notes aloud in German never forget I felt no pain just super tingles and wanted to sleep awesome unintentionally pain medication and relaxation just whispering this video reminds me of that day with the doc
🤣🤣🤣Ich feier dich, das ist ja so geil... Mit dem Gesicht, wirst du nicht weit kommen 🤣🤣🤣🤣 die Sprüche sind mega, war lustig und gleichzeitig entspannend dazu.. Bitte mehr davon 🤣🤣👏👏👏einfach super
I like your shirt on you. It looks nice. I'm glad I can't understand what you're saying, that way I'm not concentrating on what you're saying. Mixes it up for me.
Okay the comments are amazing if I start up learning German again I'm going to definitely use your videos to help me hehe. Great video very tingly thank you!!
Holy Molly 🤣 Ich hatte die ganze zeit ein breites Grinsen auf dem Gesicht. Kann es nicht in Worte fassen. Das ganze nochmal mit einer 'echten' Expertin wäre klasse. 🥰
‚Mit dem Gesicht wirst du nicht weit kommen, aber du hast auf jedenfall die Möglichkeit, auf dieser Welt weiter leben zu können‘- Hammer 😂💪🏾
😁
"Wie ichs mir gedacht hab, nichts mehr zu retten. Ich kann dir so ein mittelmäßiges Gesicht modellieren." 😂 das ist ASMR, Kunst und Sozialkritik in einem. Du bist einfach fantastisch!
If only the non native German speakers could understand how she´s massively dissing her fictional client. You guys really miss out on that additional level of "WTF did I just see?" ;)
Rather "hear"
😂😂😂😂😂❤
Here I am just enjoying all the sound triggers and then I read the German comments and now I’m laughing my ass off.
"Kannst nicht atmen?
Oh, ich hab die Nasenlöcher vergessen"
🤣🤣🤣
Genial
Lustig und entspannend
Das war echt super.
„Tu mal so, als ob du die Lampe siehst..“ herrlich. 😁
😁
Ich dachte an Entspannung und plötzlich :"ich zieh erstmal dein Gesicht ab" wow ooookaaaay 😵😂
Mega video! Ich mag deine Stimme 💚
International people are relaxed, German people are disturbed👀😂
But tbh I'm German, diturbed and relaxed as well💙
Ich war auch bisschen geschockt, als sie sagte, dass sie mein Gesicht jetzt abzieht 0.0
A small detail that I love is there are no cuts. Or rarely ever any. You're so good at what you do! 💖 Always feels realistic. 😌 It always brightens my day when you upload.~ 😁
Thank you very much 😊
@@FemaleASMR2 Of course! 🥰✨
IT'S SO GODDAMN FUNNY WHEN U ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE'S SAYING 😂
First of all, your outfit is STUNNING! Red and black look amazing on you. Secondly, I actually appreciate the fact that I can't understand much if what you're saying. It allows my brain the opportunity to create its own unique scenario. All of your videos are incredible because your content never fits into a "norm". You challenge yourself creatively and that in and of itself is tingly!
Thank you very very much 😌
Ich musste teilweise echt ziemlich lachen 😂 danke dir für deine unglaubliche kreativität
Du bist soo lustig 😂 Perfekte kombination von tingles und comedy. Danke 💕
Diese Ideen und die Selbstbeherrschung sind einfach nur unfassbar. Und so tolle Trigger, sorgen zusätzlich für Gänsehaut und Entspannung.
I love this❤️
Ich glaube du hast mich entstellt, aber Hauptsache immer entspannt bleiben. Danke für die Gänsehaut und den guten Schlaf. Gute Nacht!
I like Germany. My Dad can speak low German. I don't understand when he has spoken low German but it sounds like an interesting language to speak.
Oh he must be from Northern Germany then 😍
What is low German?
@@86paul80 idk if you're German but in Germany he have high German (hochdeutsch) and that's like the official and formal version and I think with low German they mean 'plattdeutsch' which is a type of dialect
@@justlaila9834 that's cool! Nah I'm Scottish - I was just interested.
what is low german? if you don't mind me asking
this was so relaxing I got tingles from start to finish and my favourite 2 languages to relax to apart from my own is Russian and German it makes me feel so at peace and all my stresses and worries just float away
As russian I really appreciate that you like my native language)
@@ЛейлаМисюра your welcome I could listen to the Russian language all day long it's so soothing
@@charlottesenior yeah ik
Simplemente genial!! El sonido y movimiento del minuto 14.55 es 🤯🤯🤯
Die Kommentare sind der Hammer, alle Deutschen machen sich über die Sätze lustig (sind aber auch geil xD) und die anderen loben die Trigger :D genial! Sehr schönes Video und sehr schöne Video Idee! ❤
Vielen Dank😃
I think this is your best video yet! Your performance feels very genuine and natural, this style of roleplay I think fits you perfect! I would love to see more of this. Thank you for showing and sharing this with us!
"Besser aussehen wie ein Hund, als du jetzt." Ich bin sehr entspannt😌💅
😃
Wie gemein… Es ist einerseits entspannend, ich nicke fast weg 😴 … und dann kommt wieder so ein Spruch und ich bin wach vor Lachen 😂
😁
A master at her craft… but I desperately need to learn German 🤦🏼♀️
See it's funny because I get more tingles from the fact that I don't understand her. Other funny fact is that I speak both English and French and hear similarities between some German words and both the languages I speak (French has latin tones but is a Germanic language to start with)
Gerne mehr von solchen Roleplays😊
Ich finde es total cool, find du in deinen Roleplays immer versuchst deine "Fehler" als Arzt schön zu reden, das machst du echt gut😂
Allgemein mag ich so gut wie alle deine/eure Ideen und Umsetzungen. Ich schau jedes Video und gebe noch vor Ende der Werbung einen Daumen hoch. Weiter so!🥰❤❤🙈
Vielen Dank. Freue mich sehr , dass es dir so gefällt 🤗
„Das Problem ist halt wenn du duschen gehst - du gehst duschen, ne?“ 😂 beste
The only thing I can understand is when she says Ok. She is quite unique in her avant-garde style, I think that is why I keep coming back to watch her. She rarely smiles but when she does she is even more beautiful.
German soft spoken ASMR is one of the best things my ear and brain could be blessed with! Danke 💖
I really love your asmrs in German, if it's whispering or gentle whispering it always results to be amazing!
Kisses from Italy
Love the chaotic roleplay videos!! The sarcasm is so perfect! Need more of those!!! 😋🤩
Ich liebe dieses Roleplay und die, immer wechselnden, Trigger
Alter !!! Ich wollte entspannen, nicht kaputtlachen 😂 gehört jetzt auf jeden fall zu einen meiner lieblingsvideos 😂😂👌🏼
Dachte am Anfang Anthony Hopkins (Schweigen der Lämmer) lässt grüßen...😜🤐😉🤣🤣🤣 Sehr schräges und ultra geniales Video! 🙋♀️✌💖 ...und wieder einmal passt der Spruch: "Man muss nicht verrückt sein aber es erleichtert die Sache ungemein..." 🤷♀️😉😏😁🤣🤣🤣
😁
Bekloppt aber geil 😂
Zum entspannen top danke
I love German ASMR! Really relaxes me
How I wish a German speaker would translate for those of us who are interested in what you're saying since everyone is talking about how funny you are. I want in on the jokes too. Regardless, chaotic is one of my favorites and you did wonderfully!
If you're still interested I could summarise the jokes she made. :)
@@sleepingdreams5844 That would be awesome! I'm sure more than myself would love to hear some of what she spoke of, you're very kind to offer, thank you!
Ok here you go! Feel free to give feedback.
Disclaimer: In German we really often use filler words when speaking casually and many of those words can't be directly translated, but as I thought it would make the sentences sound harsher than in German if I left them out, I also put in filler words in English to kind of carry across the same meaning and make it sound a bit more casual. And I initially wanted to keep it pretty short but then realised that I suck at telling jokes and thus thought it might be better to fully translate each joke to give you a better understanding of what the joke is about.
As I thought, this is beyond remedy.
I can model a mediocre face for you. You won't make it far with this face, but you'll definitely have the chance to continue living on earth with it.
Do you wish to look a certain way? Probably not the way you used to look like (before the procedure).
Can't breathe anymore? Oh right, I forgot the nostrils.
Can you breathe now? Really wouldn't want to have a corpse lying around here.
The wrinkles you previously had (before she took off one layer of skin on your face) didn't just go away, I mean, I'm not a magician but I could make them a bit smoother with this face roller. I could definitely pull your skin more backwards to give you smoother skin. The skin will overlap a bit on your cheek area, then you'll look like this dog breed that has many wrinkles on its face but I mean better look like a dog than look the way you do now.
Can't see anymore? That's intentional.
Look at the lamp. Oh right, you can't see. Good, then act as if you could see it.
One eye ended up being more tightened than the other one, but oh well, no need to be overdramatic.
I'm gonna give you rainbow lips. Believe me, the eyes don't matter, the forehead doesn't matter, the stitches don't matter - if you have rainbow lips, believe me, it's gonna make you look bomb.
All right, you still need new hair. Well, I don't really have a wide range of stuff, so I could offer you this colour, it's stray dog blonde - I mean it's pretty generic, so this would really match your face. (the term "stray dog blond" in German is used to refer to a darker type of blond and has a negative connotation)
I would honestly suggest you opt for this hair colour, because a striking colour like blue - although it would distract from your "special" face, I would be inclined to opt for this one, so that you don't stand out as much, you know?
I didn't really prepare for this but then again you could've called, you know?
Do you want me to give you a pony?? Oh well, I mean, it would definitely cover your eyes, which are gorgeous, but it's not necessary to directly reveal every aspect of one's beauty, am I right?
I mean, the good thing is that everyone is currently wearing a mask, so I would just suggest you always wear it.
I'd definitely recommend wearing the mask just below the eyes.
That way only your slanted, beautiful eyes can be seen... would suggest you do so.
The mask is really important, you need to always carry it with you, wear it at all times, you're not only doing yourself a favour but also the people around you, you know?
@@sleepingdreams5844 You're brilliant, thank you so much for the translation, it makes more sense with video playing for me now that I have an idea of what's going on. I appreciate your help greatly! ❤️
@@sleepingdreams5844 That's genius, thank you so much 🤣
sehr gut du und super das beste ich bin sehr entspannt mit deinen videos herzlichen glückwunsch zu deiner kreativität und dem allerbesten niveau deiner asmr ⭐⭐⭐🌟🌟👏👍💯💯💯❤️
Du hast so einen einzigartigen Humor. Und du bleibst dabei so ernst. Ich liebe diese Art von Videos, in denen du die Sache nicht so ernst nimmst. Ich entspanne mich durch deine Witze. Man ist immer gespannt… wie sehe ich nun jetzt aus 😂 ganz großes Kino! Vielen vielen Dank! (Auch wenn ich immer auf die „Tattowier Maschine“ warte) 😅 Liebe Grüße
Vielen Dank .🤗.
Die kommt bestimmt nochmal😃
i lovvveee this kinda videos and ur style is the bestt
я обожаю Вас! потрясающая работа :)
I loved the snapping sound. Off topic; the dresses you wear are always so beautiful.
I was just about to take a nap....this came right on time!! 😁😍😁😍🙏🏾
When she takes out all of the tools you know it's gonna be good
You're amazing!! And also I love your clothes 🥰
Well perfect timing as usual. Love your movements, the soothing sounds of your voice, gets me every time, luv it ❤ And to all hear, wishing everyone a Happy and Safe Holidays. God Bless 🙏
wow this video is absolutely amazing. I got so many tingles. And OMG that face she makes at 16:50 .... I love it. I don't know what she is saying but you can feel like something is like "yikes" You are such a great ASMR artist. keep up the good work
i dont understand german but yea she definetly messed up my face and im not complaining
Literally my favorite youtube video of all time. I always come back here 😴
Wie gerne würde ich die Sprache mal vergessen.. damit ich mich auf die trigger und nicht auf die Comedy konzentrieren kann😂 sehr gut gemacht😄
Me (a casual german gal): Ah, some relaxing and well-earned ASMR after a day of uni work........Did...did she just call me UGLY?! lmao
Yes, in German! Lovely and relaxing
My 'random' face?! Actually, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about my face! 🤔😂
😆
Der Spruch mit den Haaren und dem Gesicht 😂😂😂 ich bin fast gestorben
😁
You have GOT to do a video with just that fast moving paint brush. I don’t know why, but that triggered me SO HARD!
Also, love the shirt.
I absolutely love your style. What you are wearing is beautiful
Wunderbares Video. Ich liebe ja alle, aber das hier ... super. Die Sprüche waren der Hammer 😂
Ich habe heute angefangen, Deutsch zu lernen, weil mich Ihr ASMR motiviert hat, ich spreche Portugiesisch 😊
Viel Erfolg!😀
This has a more intense, visceral aesthetic. Lovely.
I need me a german lady to talk to me like this before going to bed lmao
Mmmm..... Perfekt. Liebe Sprache, liebe ASMR- Schauspielerin 👍
Deine Stimme ist so zärtlich.
Te amo female gracias por tantos videos super cool ❤️
Reading the comments and watching your expressions I could really imagine the bizarre surgery you did hahaha
The fight between laughing and sleeping is strong. And I think it's beautiful 😅 😂
Love your work! ❤️
Bremms…. „Ich soll das gewesen sein?“ 😂😂😂 Brüller. Das ist ja rabenschwarze Comedy pur, noch nie so entspannt weggelacht.
Richtig fies und lustig zu gleich. 😂😂😂😂. Du bist genial 🤩🤩🤩
meeega mega cooles video wirklich, es ist so lustig und macht dich so noch viel sympathischer 😅 sehr sehr gut geworden 🤝❤️
Vielen Dank😁
I’m always in love with your roleplays 💖😌
I once saw a German doctor in hospital who was tasked with removing rust particles from my eye as he was doing the cleaning and removing the metal he whispered/ taking notes aloud in German never forget I felt no pain just super tingles and wanted to sleep awesome unintentionally pain medication and relaxation just whispering this video reminds me of that day with the doc
Loved this, you are the best as always! :)
Ich glaub das ist das Skurrilste 😱 und gleichzeitig Entspannendste 😌was ich je gesehen hab 🤔
I love your top😭
Erst war ich schockiert was da abgeht, aber am Ende hab ich es gefeiert 😂
Fell asleep to this last night but not before translating some of the German comments. 😂 good laugh before bed.
Yessss love chaotic videos here lately!
Please think about including closed captioning. I'm so curious about what you talked about lol.
It was totally crazy, funny and surprising! 😂
Eyebrows on fleek, girl.
🤣🤣🤣Ich feier dich, das ist ja so geil... Mit dem Gesicht, wirst du nicht weit kommen 🤣🤣🤣🤣 die Sprüche sind mega, war lustig und gleichzeitig entspannend dazu..
Bitte mehr davon 🤣🤣👏👏👏einfach super
☺
I didn’t understand a single word you said in this video but I enjoyed every second 😊
Thanks so much 🙏🏻💛💛🙏🏻
Ein weiblicher Frankenstein !! Witzig ! Herrlich gelungen kritisch.
Ich glaube ich hab noch nie so häufig bei einem ASMR Video gelacht
German kinda scares me but this is soo good
Beste asmr Video! Bitte part 2
Du bist genial kreativ.
Vielen Dank😊
Love to my distant family over in Berlin!
How nice my friend you are a wonderful person to me!
Jadore
I like your shirt on you. It looks nice. I'm glad I can't understand what you're saying, that way I'm not concentrating on what you're saying. Mixes it up for me.
Ich liebe es, wenn sie in ihren Videos spricht 😍😍😍
Danke für dieses tolle Meisterwerk 🙏❤️
I always knew learning German would have a purpose! 😊 Maybe you didnt know it yet, but you do have a very soothing voice and way of speaking.
Thank you very much 😊
Okay the comments are amazing if I start up learning German again I'm going to definitely use your videos to help me hehe. Great video very tingly thank you!!
Thank you very much 😊
that blouse is EVERYTHING
Beste viedeo ♡
Holy Molly 🤣
Ich hatte die ganze zeit ein breites Grinsen auf dem Gesicht. Kann es nicht in Worte fassen.
Das ganze nochmal mit einer 'echten' Expertin wäre klasse. 🥰
This reminds me that i need to take back german 💆🏼♀️
Wir brauchen einen kreativen und künstlerisch begabten Menschen der diesen armen Menschen zeichnet 🤣🤣
Apesar de não entender uma palavra do que ela diz... Isso me acalma bastante... Adoro os vídeos dela.
I don’t understand a word you’re saying but I agree with everything
Love your accent very calming
Thank you so much for this very relaxing