@anderson He means, it is her birthday today. "Any more grizzling and this party is canceled..." (proof) He is pointing out that he said something awful like that at her birthday party.
Louis CK has a similar joke. "Everyone's gonna die. My grandfather told me that. I wasn't even talking to him. I just wanted to blow out the candles." Which tells you all you need to know about the difference between the two.
@@asgharnaghi1910 love it... hahaha... is there any joke darker/funnier than the reality of human mortality being brought up at a kids birthday party...
@@pmarionHOMEVIDS Nothing, except the actual mortality instead of the mention of its reality. Especially if it's concerning the kid himself. Then it's hilarious.
@@TurianX brands? in the UK you basically have 1 brand per shop, usually from your local dairy. The only difference is if they sell "organic" milk which costs more.
@@kaigreen5641 yea, theres usually 4-5 different brands per store, including the organic ones, but I am usually too busy looking at all the different plant milks to know any actual milk prices
Even if I do look at the price, it's to compare the brands. You can buy a dozen eggs for less than $2 if you want cheap eggs and like $8 if you get free range, organic eggs. Even then it depends on where you live.
There are a lot of these things that are considered "basic", when really they aren't. Milk, butter, eggs, bread. Depending on your habits you may hardly ever touch any of those, and unless you really have to scrape for pennies you will just buy what you usually buy and don't pay too much attention to the prices of the single items.
Most people buy milk for their babies--children so, they kinda know the price. I'm sure poor working musicians don't waste their time drinking milk. And no, alternative milks don't have the nutritional content cause they're not actually "milk".
@@spaken2768 We will all get to die sooner than we all planned if we are going to sit on our fucking asses and let the billionaires and politicians crumble the economy. Nah we will get to bury children, then there will be no one to bury us and the crows can have all our corpses.
I don't know how much a pint of milk costs because it's a staple, I need it, I just throw it in the cart with the rest, buy it, and go home. I know how much dinner at a fancy restaurant costs, because I can't afford it.
Plus I'm pretty sure rich people still need milk. It's not like if you make a certain amount of money you just stop drinking or using milk. That is such a stupid question. 🤣
@@brittanyhernandez4778 But how much milk do people really use? I occasionally buy some when I want to bake or make pancakes, but it's not really something one needs every day. Plus, if money was tight for me, I simply wouldn't buy milk. There's stuff thats much better at getting a poor man through the day than milk.
@Bodhi I don't know how many shillings a half gallon is I live in the U.S. We use dollars like a lot of people on the planet. Almost half of our currency is outside the states. I assumed you guys measured everything in mils.
The fact that he can call an entire audience scum, and still have them laughing just proves he's really the people's comedian. He genuienly isn't out of touch. He's the most down to earth bloke in Hollywood.
Easily my favourite comedian out there. He's just so blunt about everything. I'm gonna make it my goal in life just to have a conversation with him about the state of the world 😂
I went to the same school and lived on the same estate. It was rough, but we never knew any different. We thought the whole world was like Whitley. If you're reading this, Ricky. It's still the same!
@@lazyoldmanathome7699 The rest of Reading caught up some years back...it's now as shite as Whitley! To be fair, we did have Rabsons, and Dead Man's Lake, and we used to bike out to the sticks (it was Three Mile Cross!). But that was only when I could borrow a bike, as we were too poor for me to have one until I was 15. I had cause to join the junction of Shinfield Road and Hartland Road last Sunday for the first time for years. We got stuck at the lights (yeah, thanks, Reading Borough Council!!!)...on a Sunday! My roots have made me what I am, but I would still have rather been brought up in a seaside town...like Hayling! Reading-by-the-sea. I hate Reading, now. The councillors have made a poor town incredibly bad. As Ricky says in his latest video, he NEVER comes back here. A wise man.
Whitley is great. Great memories of neighbours helping other neighbours. Now it’s “don’t trust your neighbour”, you’ll get robbed” - and now it’s the whole of Reading
Ricky is one who deserves his wealth because of his genius for making us happy but he remains delightfully modest - look at his clothes and how he laughs at himself. So no one begrudges him his good fortune. He knows this I suspect! 😂
The only comedian that can get away with invective satire , and actually make people enjoy the delivery rather than personalising his vicious slurs, a consummate professional.
but why it works is that he really does not care. THAT is why people laugh. if he was insecure about it, people would sense it and boo at times or titter and not laugh so much but they see he really does not care if they do or not. remember the Globe awards? all the p*do enablers in the audience looking aghast and so fake shocked and he says, "epstein didn't kill himself" and he says, "I don't care, I know he is all your friend" (audience gasps and camera zooms in on Tom Hanks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(all day long laughing)
@@Uouttooo I don't think you understand how video game material works. Gervais specifically was a guest voice actor on the game, having recorded special material specific for the game with motion capture and everything, much like Katt Williams, another comedian featured in the game.
Ricky's show is awesome - at last someone with authority and the respect of the whole world has put these virtue signalling frightened little people in their place. Just because they get scared of humour relating to real life and try to ban it instead of deciding not to listen to it, they try to 'cancel' the comedian! How childish! Back in the 1970's Bernard Manning and his fellow comedians saw humour in the real world. It was called humour in adversity and is one of the best tonics. If you were under the weather an evening at a Club with these guys put you back on top of the world! But these wokies are too young and inexperienced in life to know this.
Only a comparatively affluent demographic cohort could take offence at humour in adversity let alone assume it on behalf of others. Wokeness is always only ever about the outrage of the affluent enunciated through self-aggrandising virtue-signalling.
I'm from Whitley and I love it 😅 I find if I can't hear people breaking into cars at night I feel uncomfortable. Whitley is where he got his sense of humour from, should be grateful!
Me too, Emily. Ashmead obviously had an influence, but your humour is in your DNA. He often talks about Reading, as you probably know, but the majority of us would move on up if we could. I always find it surprising that Caversham became Chaversham (in places). When I was at Ashmead, Caversham just meant posh (or the cemetery).
Until I seen him on LOUIE I couldn't understand a word he was saying, now I'm able to keep up and notice what a genius he is and should be paid for it.
😂 his childhood was exactly like mine except there was also a war raging in the background and we had to run to school to decrease the chance of being bombed or kidnapped for organs...fun times
He is one of the few people I cannot be bothered about him showing of and bragging about how (mega) rich he is 😂 i think partly because he is an animal lover and stands up for i.e. dogs in China
Thanks for uploading! Could you please turn up the volume of the comedians and turn down the volume of the Jingle?! It's quite annoying with earphones. Thanks!
Wow 👌 U're so good My journalism would ask u Have u always been this way?. Nono, not financially nooo So good, I mean, so good and original and daring , with this relativating sense of humor. I am a fan, yeah yeah
Brilliantly brutal! Just saying what a some of us are thinking! (I Know you are an Aetheist, (so am I until proven wrong! Like you 🤣) For God's sakes, don't stop being you!. You are the bucket of chlorine humanity needs! 🤣🤣🤣
I’d fly “private” if I could afford it. So would you. Some liars will answer this comment saying they’d give the extra money it cost to charity instead. Even if true, which is doubtful, they’ll definitely be in First Class on the airlines. They’re not giving up everything being rich can buy!
anytime a person says rich people are out of touch, ask them what it took to grow and pick the vegetables in their disgusting smoothie. i know , ive done it, but they dont. we all have conveniences that have helped us remove from the lesser struggles in life, hell even a homeless person will erect a tent, or get a sleeping bag to separate himself from the shitty homeless.
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He says the funniest shit in such a calm manner which makes it even funnier.
I thought that was just a British thing in general...
@@romancultist6089 It is
For me it's also the accent. His words are savage but the delivery sounds so calm and posh...
Its all about the delivery.
@@LadyVoldemort Posh?
He’s just one of a kind
Rowan Melton I remember him also from an idiot abroad very funny too 👍
His name is Ricky
He's genuinely the only comedian that makes me laugh
Who isnt ;)
Ok okay thanks ok lol llpoonn in. Nnn,
Ricky really is a great writer and I think it shows more when he does standup-and the comedic timing.. hope he does more standup
Subtle set up of the joke:
“... Stop crying... you’re 7...”
Punchline for the joke:
“today...”
The guys a Comic Genius
I don't get it
@anderson He means, it is her birthday today. "Any more grizzling and this party is canceled..." (proof)
He is pointing out that he said something awful like that at her birthday party.
Louis CK has a similar joke.
"Everyone's gonna die. My grandfather told me that. I wasn't even talking to him. I just wanted to blow out the candles."
Which tells you all you need to know about the difference between the two.
@@asgharnaghi1910 love it... hahaha... is there any joke darker/funnier than the reality of human mortality being brought up at a kids birthday party...
@@pmarionHOMEVIDS Nothing, except the actual mortality instead of the mention of its reality. Especially if it's concerning the kid himself. Then it's hilarious.
"I could burn down this place for a laugh"
Audience: *nervous laughter*
@No ThisIsPatrick no, your Patrick!
So could we lol
He didn't say the second half, "With all of you in it."
Im a poor working musician and I couldnt tell you how much a pint of milk costs. Ive always found it such a weird question...
@@TurianX brands? in the UK you basically have 1 brand per shop, usually from your local dairy. The only difference is if they sell "organic" milk which costs more.
@@kaigreen5641 yea, theres usually 4-5 different brands per store, including the organic ones, but I am usually too busy looking at all the different plant milks to know any actual milk prices
Even if I do look at the price, it's to compare the brands. You can buy a dozen eggs for less than $2 if you want cheap eggs and like $8 if you get free range, organic eggs. Even then it depends on where you live.
There are a lot of these things that are considered "basic", when really they aren't. Milk, butter, eggs, bread. Depending on your habits you may hardly ever touch any of those, and unless you really have to scrape for pennies you will just buy what you usually buy and don't pay too much attention to the prices of the single items.
Most people buy milk for their babies--children so, they kinda know the price. I'm sure poor working musicians don't waste their time drinking milk.
And no, alternative milks don't have the nutritional content cause they're not actually "milk".
All our friends die, and then we die.
Not necessarily in that order
@@spaken2768 We will all get to die sooner than we all planned if we are going to sit on our fucking asses and let the billionaires and politicians crumble the economy. Nah we will get to bury children, then there will be no one to bury us and the crows can have all our corpses.
@@FarmersAreCool Everything alright buddy?
@@FarmersAreCool Someone needs a biscuit and a cup of tea...
@@FarmersAreCool you're a cheery fucker aren't you
What's the point of having the audio at the end be about 4 billion times louder than the content that preceded it?
I didnt think it was much louder
you know you dont have to watch the whole video? i usually click off before the outro
@@edvardskalva That doesn't solve the issue, bro. Why are you defending a Netflix outro? lol
@@edvardskalva how the hell am i supposed to turn off the outro before it blasts and cracks all the glasses of my windows?!
I think it was about 30-50% louder.
Which is less than 4 billion.
I don't know how much a pint of milk costs because it's a staple, I need it, I just throw it in the cart with the rest, buy it, and go home. I know how much dinner at a fancy restaurant costs, because I can't afford it.
@@annieevie9607 I look at the price when I buy chocolate milk.
Plus I'm pretty sure rich people still need milk. It's not like if you make a certain amount of money you just stop drinking or using milk. That is such a stupid question. 🤣
@@brittanyhernandez4778 I reckon the assumption is that rich people get someone else to buy their groceries.
@@brittanyhernandez4778 But how much milk do people really use? I occasionally buy some when I want to bake or make pancakes, but it's not really something one needs every day. Plus, if money was tight for me, I simply wouldn't buy milk. There's stuff thats much better at getting a poor man through the day than milk.
@Bodhi I don't know how many shillings a half gallon is I live in the U.S. We use dollars like a lot of people on the planet. Almost half of our currency is outside the states. I assumed you guys measured everything in mils.
The life lessons this man gives with laughs thrown in
Possibly the funniest comedian this decade. Speaks his mind and the numbers say it all folk love his stand up shows.
The fact that he can call an entire audience scum, and still have them laughing just proves he's really the people's comedian. He genuienly isn't out of touch. He's the most down to earth bloke in Hollywood.
Trevor Noah could do this too, before he became American. 😂
Easily my favourite comedian out there. He's just so blunt about everything. I'm gonna make it my goal in life just to have a conversation with him about the state of the world 😂
I went to the same school and lived on the same estate. It was rough, but we never knew any different. We thought the whole world was like Whitley. If you're reading this, Ricky. It's still the same!
Same here. Ricky is a champion of our unique Whitley humour.
@@lazyoldmanathome7699
The rest of Reading caught up some years back...it's now as shite as Whitley! To be fair, we did have Rabsons, and Dead Man's Lake, and we used to bike out to the sticks (it was Three Mile Cross!). But that was only when I could borrow a bike, as we were too poor for me to have one until I was 15.
I had cause to join the junction of Shinfield Road and Hartland Road last Sunday for the first time for years. We got stuck at the lights (yeah, thanks, Reading Borough Council!!!)...on a Sunday!
My roots have made me what I am, but I would still have rather been brought up in a seaside town...like Hayling! Reading-by-the-sea. I hate Reading, now. The councillors have made a poor town incredibly bad. As Ricky says in his latest video, he NEVER comes back here. A wise man.
One unpleasant about that part of Reading. The Witley Wiff. Lol 😂
Whitley is great. Great memories of neighbours helping other neighbours. Now it’s “don’t trust your neighbour”, you’ll get robbed” - and now it’s the whole of Reading
He is an ingenious comedian. Reminds me a lot of George Carlin. Says the truth in a satire and funny way
better 🤣
He is the best. I wish he would come to Croatia one day
Blokes a bloody genius and completely on my wavelength.
Ricky is one who deserves his wealth because of his genius for making us happy but he remains delightfully modest - look at his clothes and how he laughs at himself. So no one begrudges him his good fortune. He knows this I suspect! 😂
Glad to be alive the same time as this man.
I just love you Ricky
The best comedian by far, brilliant !!!!!
“How much is a pint of milk??”
“Here’s a grand, go get me one will you?”
This man is stupid funny
Might even get you 2 pints despite inflation.
I could be that person's personal shopper and make out just fine - the bill came to $10,768.56 plus tax. 😂👍
I want Ricky to come to my birthday party. I could listen to him making fun of everyone and everything, even me, all day. He's brilliant.
He is absolutely perfect.
For such a controversial comedian, I love the subtle extensions of the joke like "you're seven...today..." 😂
Brilliant.
The only comedian that can get away with invective satire , and actually make people enjoy the delivery rather than personalising his vicious slurs, a consummate professional.
I would add Dave Chappelle to that list
@@brookecowley6505 And bill burr
but why it works is that he really does not care. THAT is why people laugh. if he was insecure about it, people would sense it and boo at times or titter and not laugh so much but they see he really does not care if they do or not. remember the Globe awards? all the p*do enablers in the audience looking aghast and so fake shocked and he says, "epstein didn't kill himself" and he says, "I don't care, I know he is all your friend" (audience gasps and camera zooms in on Tom Hanks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(all day long laughing)
I love how humans find the line: “all our friends die, and then we die” funny
The way he said this killed me
I was actually waiting for him to say 'then we mate' 😆
It's also coupled with the slow progression towards cynicism in his voice that makes it funny, I think.
It’s funnier when it’s true.
It happens whether we laugh or not... so we might as well laugh while we can.
Became a fan when i played gta 4 and heard his set at the comedy club on the game.
That was amazing. The bit about the man and the chimp! Hilarious!
What does Ricky have to do with GTA 4?
@@prathapkutty7407 He appears in GTA 4 in a comedy club and you can listen to his set.
@@kenlymendoza2759 Did he sue GTA 4 for stealing his material?
@@Uouttooo I don't think you understand how video game material works. Gervais specifically was a guest voice actor on the game, having recorded special material specific for the game with motion capture and everything, much like Katt Williams, another comedian featured in the game.
"its like being in a little kate bush video" is the best description of fetal life i have heard so far.
I love him. He is the best.
You know why people laughed so much in this episode, because HE CAN BURN DOWN THAT PLACE FOR A LAUGH.
Ricky Gervais and Dave Chapelle are the best.... We will never let them get cancelled...
Ricky's show is awesome - at last someone with authority and the respect of the whole world has put these virtue signalling frightened little people in their place. Just because they get scared of humour relating to real life and try to ban it instead of deciding not to listen to it, they try to 'cancel' the comedian! How childish! Back in the 1970's Bernard Manning and his fellow comedians saw humour in the real world. It was called humour in adversity and is one of the best tonics. If you were under the weather an evening at a Club with these guys put you back on top of the world! But these wokies are too young and inexperienced in life to know this.
respect of the whole world?really?😅
Only a comparatively affluent demographic cohort could take offence at humour in adversity let alone assume it on behalf of others. Wokeness is always only ever about the outrage of the affluent enunciated through self-aggrandising virtue-signalling.
I love the way he describes how babies are born ha ha 😂
I'm from Whitley and I love it 😅 I find if I can't hear people breaking into cars at night I feel uncomfortable. Whitley is where he got his sense of humour from, should be grateful!
Lovely
If they ain't breaking into cars, they're breaking into homes
Hampstead sounds better !
Me too, Emily. Ashmead obviously had an influence, but your humour is in your DNA. He often talks about Reading, as you probably know, but the majority of us would move on up if we could. I always find it surprising that Caversham became Chaversham (in places). When I was at Ashmead, Caversham just meant posh (or the cemetery).
He can say " fuck off, I'm only joking " & people get it, what a legend.
Until I seen him on LOUIE I couldn't understand a word he was saying, now I'm able to keep up and notice what a genius he is and should be paid for it.
"A giraffe is walking along, it says oh I'm proper pregnant, I'm going to have a baby giraffe right here"...that part had me 😂
He somehow managed to make me laugh after telling me I will lose everyone which I am at a point in my life and that Ill die. And I laughed.
@@SamsungA-uf2et I am
Me too lol he's a genius
'cos what's funny is our ability to pretend it won't be so...
0:11 I can just hear Karl Pilkington saying the only part we differ on is the arse 😂😂
Love Ricky
All I know about the price of milk is that it is cheap enough that I can afford it at the end of the month as a student😂
😂 his childhood was exactly like mine except there was also a war raging in the background and we had to run to school to decrease the chance of being bombed or kidnapped for organs...fun times
O.O
The fact you can comment on it with humor makes you a brilliant human specimen!
The only guy that can be funny calling people poor
“I could have this place burned down for a laugh”
Love you Ricky! ♥️
I swear this is the shortest 5 minutes I had been through.
And I watched this show before.
Love Ricky because he's such a proud savage. 🤣
Ricky is the best!!
So funny
He is a comedic genius
I don’t know how much a pint of milk is either, I’m not rich though. The wife just nicks it from Asda.
“what is humani ee”
They skipped the letter t in kindergarten
Oh! That British humor!
My mum knows Ricky I live in reading such a funny bloke
He is one of the few people I cannot be bothered about him showing of and bragging about how (mega) rich he is 😂 i think partly because he is an animal lover and stands up for i.e. dogs in China
Brilliant comedy!
This video is so quiet it's basically an ASMR video, but with less whispering and more audience laughter
this video motivates me in a weird way
My spirit animal
🤣🤣
He’s a genius
Ricky is a legend! Don't know how much a pint of milk costs and I'm neither rich nor famous lol
Now that's one heck o fa flex. 🤣
AMAZING EDITING
Thanks for uploading! Could you please turn up the volume of the comedians and turn down the volume of the Jingle?! It's quite annoying with earphones. Thanks!
I’m fucking crying 😂😂😂
He is perfect baby🤣
This is great, so relatable 🤣🤣
Wow 👌
U're so good
My journalism would ask u
Have u always been this way?.
Nono, not financially nooo
So good, I mean, so good and original and daring , with this relativating sense of humor.
I am a fan, yeah yeah
If only the Netflix TH-cam channel could afford the technology to normalize the audio on their videos.
Hugh-Ma-Ah-Tea Innit? 🇬🇧
" its like being in a little Kate Bush video".
Amazing picture, the man is poetic.
Brilliant
Another great video.
Awesome
I can't tell if he's tattooed or just hairy, but if I'm honest, I'm down either way.
Wha is humaiee? Love the Briish!
Brilliantly brutal! Just saying what a some of us are thinking! (I Know you are an Aetheist, (so am I until proven wrong! Like you 🤣) For God's sakes, don't stop being you!. You are the bucket of chlorine humanity needs! 🤣🤣🤣
I know you in Ghost Town, u as the snobbish Dentist, really funny , love it mate
Funniest man of all time
Brilliant mind!
I would run and get him a pint of milk for a grand lol.
I don’t know how much a pint of milk is. Cos I don’t buy milk! 😂
"like being in a Kate Bush video"... ty for the shout out for Kate!!!!
That's it I'm off to Hampstead heath to start the milkrun couple of years n retirement sounds good
He is philosophy major that's why he always talks in depth
The British have god Riscky Gervais AND Jack Whitehall. Not fair.
A pint of milk in Britian today literally is a grand, sometimes more if you look in the wrong place
Funny 😄
I’d fly “private” if I could afford it. So would you. Some liars will answer this comment saying they’d give the extra money it cost to charity instead. Even if true, which is doubtful, they’ll definitely be in First Class on the airlines. They’re not giving up everything being rich can buy!
anytime a person says rich people are out of touch, ask them what it took to grow and pick the vegetables in their disgusting smoothie. i know , ive done it, but they dont. we all have conveniences that have helped us remove from the lesser struggles in life, hell even a homeless person will erect a tent, or get a sleeping bag to separate himself from the shitty homeless.
Best part 1:59-2:08
David Brent knew he'd make it
they should build a giant golden statue of Ricky so his erh fans can worship him at its feet
why is that end music so much louder...always...
Hilarious
The thing he said abt interviewers is true. They're just annoying
This guy😆😆😆
I loved growing up in Whitley #guilty