The Worst Videogame Movie Ever Made | Borderlands
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.พ. 2025
- We Review Borderlands the Movie and its is undoubtedly in our minds the worst videogame movie ever made and one of the worst films in general. Like Damn Sony and Avi Arad, How did you sink lower than Madame Web? Dan and Marko sit down to discuss this absolutely soulless dumpster fire and if it has any redeeming qualities
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Had they casted unknowns, I would at least have respected it more.
But kevin hart is an instant score point deduction from me. Doesn't help that the rest of the movie doesn't elicit any emotion. At least Madam Web made me laugh with its dumb script.
I think it got cooked and re-cooked in development hell until all the flavor and fun was cooked out of it.
They could have spent way less money on people that could actually resemble the characters
Not a single character is well casted. Only the psychos.
@@esbenm6544Marcus?
Borderlands the movie... More like borderlands the poopy
Borderlands... more like Bored The Lads...
Give that man an award
Don't play 3, don't do it.
Borderlands 3?
Gameplay: Fun ✅
Story: Bad ❌
Humor: Absolutely Unbearable ❌
Characters: ehhh good and bad
Solution: turning down the voice volume to 0
I just play the Borderlands games for the gameplay, never cared about the story, only good character Borderlands ever produced was Handsome Jack, never really cared about anyone else.
Actually, the main story might not be the best compared to 2, but holy cannoli the DLCS redeemed it, absolutely brilliant storylines, entertaining, funny, heartfelt, BL3 might not be the best story wise in the series, but it's still decent, and the gameplay,and movement of 3, plus the DLCS makes it worth playing, IMO. 🤷🏾♂️💯
Turn off sound, and it’s 100% better
Play 3 on mute and you’re good
There’s a mod that lets you skip cutscenes and the god awful dialogue
WORST videogame movie EVER MADE? Nah. House of the dead and Alone in the Dark exist.
House of the dead was a fun watch with the music making up for it
The Mario Brothers movie from the 90's with John Leguizamo as Luigi and some white guy whose name i can't remember as Mario.
Would you rather watch Madame Web or Borderlands?
I haven't seen Borderlands yet but Madame Web is a guilty pleasure! I've seen it like 6 times!
I haven't seen either, ha ha!
@Arizona-kj4yp You're one of the lucky ones!
I love bad movies, but I hear it's not even worth that.
Suburban Sasquatch review when?
Heck yes Suburban Sasquatch! I'd very much like to see Marko and Stevens reaction to that masterpiece
- Dan
Just when we were hitting a stride for excellent video game adaptations with Last of Us, Castlevania, Arcane and even Sonic 🤦🏾♂️
I've never felt so little while watching a movie about a thing I love
:'(
It really is terrible.
1:20 Lilith had the Vladof Infinity machine pistol, but you might not have known that's what it was. It's supposed to have two barrels, but the movie version only has one barrel spliced together with a weird lug type of thing.
3:40 Ackchyually Roland is of average height (something like 5'10"), but has a peak-human physique.
10:35 Who throws a gun at an enemy in Borderlands unless it's Tediore?! Tediore didn't even have that gimmick in BL1. They had fast reload, and their Legendaries regen'd ammo. But since they're doing the "frappe" thing like the Silent Hill movie (where the director mishmashes details together from two or more of the games in a saga), they might as well have some BL2-style Tediore guns.
13:35 The Rock's gotta play Brick. Dwayne "The Brick" Johnson. Jack Black would be perfect as Typhon DeLeon, but it wouldn't make sense to put that character in the first movie. Just like it wouldn't make sense to make Handsome Jack the villain in the first movie. Ryan Reynolds could play either Axton or Handsome Jack.
17:27 Totally! Except Tediore guns are better if you toss them when there's still ammo in them. They deal barely any damage if they're empty.
20:22 Don't wanna play that card right away. Better to save it. Besides, he wasn't in BL1. Atlas was the "big bad," and the Crimson Lance were their enforcers.
20:34 Again, that's skipping over BL1.
W how old the cast is they should’ve added Danny Devito as Salvador
You know what this movie is;
Imagine taking Steve Buscemi's character from 30 rock where he dressed up as a High Schooler and says "how do you do fellow kids",
Take that meme and make It a 2 hour long movie.
Worse than Uwe Boll??? It was written long ago, in the Epic of Gilgamesh, that one director would rise to create something so foul... So hopelessly sh!t, that the Boll Lord would be undone forever... Have we arrived???
#IBlameAviArad
AVI ARAD has ruined so far...
* Borderlands
* Daredevil (2003)
* The Punisher (2004)
* Elektra (2005)
* Fantastic Four (2005)
* X-Men: The Last Stand
* Spider-Man 3
* Bratz (2007)
* Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
* The Amazing Spider-Man 2
* Ghost in the Shell (2017)
* Venom: Let There Be Carnage
* Uncharted (2022)
* Morbius
And now he's gonna ruin...
* Kraven the Hunter
* Venom: The Last Dance
* Legend of Zelda
* Naruto
As long Arad lives, there's no hope
some one should "take him out". lol
Still spamming the shit out of comments due to the Avi Arad-shaped chip on your shoulder, aren't you?
Oh, for the love of...
We get it. You hate Avi Arad. Stop spamming comment sections, SnyderBro style.
Bro punisher 2004 was p decent but I'll have to watch it again
I would’ve just made the borderlands movie an action-comedy road trip with tons of gore. The cast wouldn’t have tannis, and would instead be a team with Roland as the straight man, Lilith as the more lighthearted lead Athena as a mysterious assassin who reluctantly helps Lilith and Roland again, Claptrap as a pure comic relief and annoying guy, and Krieg as a nobody melee user that doesn’t have much connection to anyone and is just there as a complete wild card.
Tannis wouldn’t accompany the team but she would be a major character that the team goes to see. Same with Marcus and others. I would set the game on pandora but have it be set in locations from the first game’s DLC as well as a post-destroyer arid badlands with more structures built by Hyperion.
The story would basically be about finding and killing the CEO of Atlas even if his Crimson Lance are gone. It involves a vault, which the characters are actually encouraged not to open. The characters would be fighting monsters, bandits, leftover Crimson Lance badasses, and Atlas himself. The characters would be brought together simply to be paid for this job.
Plot twist: Hyperion was the mysterious group that hired the protagonists to take out their competition, and the heroes on Promethea (they leave pandora at or around the second act to pursue Atlas HQ) now face both Atlas and Hyperion forces fighting against each other and have to stop the conflict by opening the vault. Lilith knows a monster will be unleashed and it does end up killing everyone involved except our protagonists. They have to come together (Krieg included) and put aside their differences to defeat the monster. Monster is defeated and tons of loot is spewed everywhere.
This movie would include shields, at least one example of every gun manufacturer, grenades and their mods, and would also feature some kind of action skill from Roland, Lilith, and Claptrap.
The movie would also contextualize some things in Borderlands the Pre Sequel since all the main cast save for Krieg show up in that game. Athena and Claptrap work for Jack after the events in this movie, Roland and Lilith go on vacation, and Krieg kind of just leaves, except now he knows Lilith and Roland and can connect with them the same way the BL2 Vault Hunters do.
Borderlands is such a great idea for a adaptation but it is very clear to see that they just didn't understand the magic of the games, especially the humor. I was very disappointed with what I watched.
Worse than House of the Dead ?!? At least that movie was funny. Guilty pleasure.
Plus the music made up for it
Dude, I like how a lot of those characters in that movie were meant to be fodder, but they managed to be much more badass during that whole big gun battle scene.
Such a bad movie.
This movie has convinced me to do one thing: just play the games. That’s it. Also, finally! Someone brings up handsome jack! I had to check the wiki article to see if he was there…and I got nothing!!
Five Nights doesn’t seem so bad, now does it?
I fell asleep during the mid side of the movie in the theatre at noon it was midday.🤣
thanks to kevin hart and a bunch of old ladies deciding to get an easy payday, the borderlands franchise will be set back at least 5 years before another screen adaptation can be attempted. or if we're really lucky, anthony burch collabs with someone like james gunn and go "Hold my Unkempt Harold" on eli roth's ignorant ass.
Bro you are actually fun. Its a shame most stuff on your channel talks about things im not interested in 😭
What kind of stuff are you into? We are currently gauging how broad to go with what we review
@@burgunbeerdWell your interaction is the best thing. Talking about episodes is a good thing for a fandom of a show . I was obssesed with onetake podcast when better call saul was coming out. Why dont you start a podcast about just talking on Spotify or something ?
At least Madame Web made me laugh at the cringe but borderlands couldn’t even give me that pleasure
Sooooo they couldn't spend more on the special guns then it's not rated R and you wonder why movie bomb like it did. And yeah I played the first BL1 and they could had gotten a better person to play Roland.😮😮😮😮
The gore wouldn’t be a problem if they kept the original art-style.
Honestly, I know it was already doomed when the "Lionsgate" logo in the trailer.
I didn't know it was based off of a video game, I thought it was just a Suicide Squad wannabee.
I am a big borderlands fan, well besides 3. So sad that it is no good.
“Don’t you dare form your own opinion of a film”
Aholes
Wtf are you talking about lol
Honestly so many people poorly reamber the lore of the games that they barely can compare the storyline with the films storyline. Holy hell no womder people hated thus film. They all forgot what borderlands storyline is. Honestly the film was thay bad.
If you've seen the 2021 Mortal Kombat reboot which one is the worse movie? I hated that movie as a huge fan of Mortal Kombat and would like anothers perspective.
@@goonietunes5962 I'm not that into Mortal Kombat and that still wasn't a good movie. But I remember liking hiroyuki sanada's intro with his family so that alone makes it better than borderlands
Not as bad as dragonball evolution… while it didn’t start as a game there’s over 30 games so it counts……. That movie was definitely worst than this
@@djnes2k7 but no one in borderlands uses hairgel to slide over a car sooooo
Is it worse than The Super Mario Brothers? (the 80s one) 😂
I’m a big fan of your channel
I think resident evil welcome to raccoon city is a much worse video game movie
nothing can be more worst than Mortal Kombat Annihilation (aka Mortal Kombat 2) movie.
Prince of Persia was a better film.
fight me
Freight, FFS...His name isn't Psycho.... Jesus did you really play the games?
The second he describe a DnD playing aunt as "Cool Aunt" not, "lonely desperate for attention wine guzzling drunk that will be eaten by her cats when she dies alone Aunt", I knew he has no idea what's cool, at all, ever.
The Worst Videogame Movie Ever Made
That would be the Sonic movie. Borderlands is one of the better ones.
PTS was good, shut up 5:09
The penultimate worst video game movie* Sorry, but the John Leguizamo and Bob Hoskins Super Mario movie will never be dethroned.
I'm the opposite. I thought it was a good movie. Jack black made me laugh as claptrap many times. Story was fine and gor their first time out I've seen allot worse. And the switch up from Tina to Lilith actually felt hood especially when Lilith starts kicking butt
Also the story of the movie isn't supposed to follow the stories of the games. They said that and that they want the movies to exist outside the games. So story was fine stop all the hate.
Man i guess I'm just easy to please. I liked it. I don't have the game to compare, but i enjoyed what was given. I'm part of the 3%, so F the critics! XD
not as bad as the original mario brothers.
That's carried by sheer absurdity and the charm of the brothers though!
@@burgunbeerd lol. well... maybe. charming shit is still shit.
Bullshit, super mario was even worst i mean the one from the 90s or was 80s?
Honestly so many people poorly reamber the lore of the games that they barely can compare the storyline with the films storyline. Holy hell no womder people hated thus film. They all forgot what borderlands storyline is. Honestly the film was thay bad.