My favorite videos are where they play weird little foriegn games like this. They're always so bizarre I feel like they have thier best banter with these
The spinning disc loading screen at the very beginning of the video is a reference to a 2019 album released by the band Gruzja, who did work on the OST for this game. It is a VERY good album.
Noseferatu got his start as a Sonic OC. But the author, I can't remember their name, I think it was 666FlamingKatana, changed the species of all of his characters from Sonic OC's to real things like vampires and then he published it.
I legit thought this game was a fever dream since the last time I watched it I had the flu. I’m watching it again while sick and it truly is a spiritual experience.
The movie lightyear is the lore behind the toy. What they're saying is basically them holding a toy lightsaber and going "this is a relic from a long time ago" just cause star wars takes place in the past
@@uunguung1899 Obviously, but it sounds identical to the incomprehensible gibberish that came out of that Prison Sim they played lol. The games even look similar
Wait, why did Zack want water from the tap from Door Dash instead of his own tap water? It's weird they said no, but I don't understand how he even got in that situation.
as bad as lightyear was these guys are kinda dumb not to understand that the toy was based off of a character in a movie. Like andy went to see the movie in universe. its a movie in a movie sort of thing
The real thing that kept me watching this video was the growing anticipation that they might actually guess the language correctly at some point
They just keep saying how weird are russians for making this game
what, is it polski or some shi
@@tahutoa vietnamese i think
@@tahutoa Yeah, It's polish
@@boglurker2043 I don't think many people know polish
Adam referring to Nosferatu as the character from SpongeBob is one of the greatest thing I have ever heard a person say.
thats what i thought it was until a year ago
*Count Orlok.
The things we do for rent
“The things we do for eternal paradise”
*sips on chocolate Soylent*
@@Thegoatone23 spills chocolate soylent all over bussy
@@oculoids opsie
@@Thegoatone23 whoops now i really made a mess didnt i
My favorite videos are where they play weird little foriegn games like this. They're always so bizarre I feel like they have thier best banter with these
Its why i wake up every morning
The biggest highlight of this series was Zach spilling his muscle milk first thing into the playthrough
Fun fact: Joshua Tomar designed, voiced, directed, and coded this game. Its based on true events when he traveled to Europe back in 2001.
Tomar started the second Chechen war
It's true, he beat my family to death with his bare hands.
@@ycylchgames It was just as a prank though so if you're mad about it that's on you bud
If you rotate one of the secret crosses upside-down, you can hear Tomar say "SUCK MY CRUCIFIX!" Funny easter egg.
I saw Tomar stepping off the plane from the UK, he looked me right in the eyes and said "Mission accomplished"?
The hogweed covering every centimeter of ground is a nice touch.
square centimeter*
Is that what Poland is like to walk through
Mexican squid game is just surviving living in Mexico
The spinning disc loading screen at the very beginning of the video is a reference to a 2019 album released by the band Gruzja, who did work on the OST for this game. It is a VERY good album.
I love Gruzja so much
Yeah it looks like one of their logos appears on the Shatanists' T-shirts.
It’s not Russia game, it’s Polish Game and it have a lots of Polish cultural references im glad other countries enjoy it
@Yoshikage_K1r4just wanted to say, I’m from the USA and your English is as good or better than many people who are native to the States!
@@bigbeefscorchoDon’t lie to him dude.
I love Poland, I just wish I knew more of the references
Wait this actually looks fun. It is like a divine Postal game.
I think watching this made my IQ drop, and that's exactly how I like my video game playthroughs. 10/10 boys, all done here.
This game was so surreal. Lots of hilarious clips from the small amount of gameplay they had for this one. Great quick laughs guys, thanks.
I wasn’t sure if Adam and Zach have ever been in a video together and completely forgot about this series!
Adam was so Quiet for like half of this It was a jumpscare when he actually said something.
Noseferatu got his start as a Sonic OC. But the author, I can't remember their name, I think it was 666FlamingKatana, changed the species of all of his characters from Sonic OC's to real things like vampires and then he published it.
@Expunge6667 sounds like a neckbeard redditor
@Expunge6667 i mean its pretty cool, you cannot deny that.
love you boys thank you for the years of laughter just by being yourselves
5:30 not 6 minutes in and we've got a Trailer Park Boys reference in the top left, I like this game
Love how good 30% of jokes in this fall completely flat once you realize it's not Russian
and that it is actually polish
I think that makes it funnier
Oney lost all his Polish fans this day. RIP
Who cares? Their Polish!
A tragic loss of 43% of his fanbase
that's more of a win honestly.
@@NMK51xd o kurwa!
He therefor lost no one worth losing, (лол)
Just hearing Adam talk makes me smile just as much as listening to Zach talk
"priest stimulator"? Lol that's what father Paul used to call me
Oh shit! You know Father Paul too?!
@@himwhoisnottobenamed5427 know him? Brotha I blow him
@@ziggyciggs5862 Hi-oh! 🤣
Wait we talkin bout the same Father Paul here? 😳
:(
We need more episodes with Adam and Zach
Im pretty sure this is still the only series to feature both of them which is kind of crazy
Yo it’s a Polish game! Let’s gooooo!
I think the full version of this game just came out, could be fun to see a revisit.
if there wasn't footage during Zach's Mark Zuckerberg story I would've 100% thought he was lying
My favorite chapter is when the priest gets taken to court and his defense is " He big boy. He legal. "
Lyle needs all the chilli possible to feed his erm..."talking light". Its one of two things it eats.
The other thing being delicious slimy feces of course
The other one is live worms
Erm
@@gabeh9182 erm, that's like, offensive i will report you to Twitter.
🤣I got that reference!
Nosfaratu was the one flickering the lights you know I’m in the right place when I understand their nonsense from two angles
18:46 this line from zach is the peak of matpats career on the internet
I've had "CPM dude" "Huh?" looping in my head since I first saw this playthough lol
That zucker clip is insane what the hell
I wish they'd return to this game. The dev released a full version. This version is called priest simulator heavy duty now.
I legit thought this game was a fever dream since the last time I watched it I had the flu. I’m watching it again while sick and it truly is a spiritual experience.
The movie lightyear is the lore behind the toy. What they're saying is basically them holding a toy lightsaber and going "this is a relic from a long time ago" just cause star wars takes place in the past
Wasn't there a fan-film where a couple finds a star destroyer during ww2
@@bub8619 yeah and then go "YOU BASTARDS! YOU BLEW IT UP!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELLL"
Tomar for Pope.
It hard to believe Zach was born inside a tree stump
I'd say that's a very easy thing to believe
Yeah. Just like the Lorax.
@@christiananimepunk4793 But unlike the Lorax, Zach believes all women
I swear these guys made Prison Simulator. When he asks for donations it sounds like the Prison Sim "Sims" speech
Bro... the character is speaking polish.
@@uunguung1899 Obviously, but it sounds identical to the incomprehensible gibberish that came out of that Prison Sim they played lol. The games even look similar
Peter, this reminds me of that time...
🤣
@@daroachdoggjr8426 😂
🫵🏼👉🏼👌🏼
Chris gets hammer: precedes to immediately beat a black man to death with it
Finally Mac found a community to offload the fight milk
Gobillian added to my vocabulary, thanks oneyplays!
18:14 i have been looking for this clip for weeks holy shit lmao
Lightyear is set in the future but for a 90's audience, like how all the A.I. co pilots are cassette tapes, and other little details.
21:17 Seriously where is the 5 minute loop of CPM Dude Huh?
Zach lookin like an absolute goober always makes me happy
games like this feels so surreal
Like this feels like a dream at 4 AM as i watch with some juice
How odd
The thumbnail looks like Joshua graham ( THE LORDS WORK MUST BE DONE )
21:18 straight ⛽️🔥
Wait, why did Zack want water from the tap from Door Dash instead of his own tap water?
It's weird they said no, but I don't understand how he even got in that situation.
i think he meant he asked for a bottle/pack of water from 7/11
The shatanists being random people wearing punk clothes and the christianists being 4th of July firework klansmen is crazy
One of the most random games ever. And of course it's Polish lol
I miss the intro where he says "Oney plays, with friends".
If it wasn't so loud id agree, but this iteration is less jarring noise-wise... Unlike the outro
FUCKING muscle milk lmao
fight milk
OneyPlays is the best Taco Bell/Muscle Milk commercial.
That thumbnail is pretty cool guys
as bad as lightyear was these guys are kinda dumb not to understand that the toy was based off of a character in a movie. Like andy went to see the movie in universe. its a movie in a movie sort of thing
If chris read comments i would ask how far is bowlbo or when its releasing.
5 years, 15 years, maybe 20. 25. Mmm 50. Idk scratches head
Two uploads one day
Love you guys
FOR THE RECORD JESTES CABBAGE ROLL like we get it dude
The first video to feature Adam.
The Cyrus from Trailer park boy’s reference 😂
I feel like if Joe Rogan had a guest who's on the run he'd just put him in a headlock until the cops arrived.
Need this lineup again
zach is definitely one of those dudes that found lifting weights & maintaining his hairline as ways to not feel like a little nerd guy post puberty
Chris cannot follow instructions simulator.
50 videos of 30-minute Minecraft videos per day... ah yes, if I uploaded 25 hours of footage every day.
This game looks fuckin cool
What fresh hell have i stumbled upon?
its cpm dude
One I haven’t seen!
Disgusting colon polyps bro nice 😎👍
For the record, the game is Polish, not russian. Not that it makes it any more comprehensible lmao
Oooo here before the swarm of bots
The cheesey level is kinda nice ngl. Somehow reminds me a bit of when I tried the Jersey Devil ps1 demo back in the 1990s lol HarasHO MOIM Tovarish :P
Adam said "number E" and nobody made fun of him for it
that's just doordash. if you don't add a note to the vendor they'll say no for anything even extra napkins
I would not be surprised if they fully committed to making an edit that legitimately lasts 5 minutes
You’ve already presented this to the class Chris. Please show the YIIK finale next time and you’ll pass.
love the ost
21:00 CPM, dude.
Who's the 4th voice that sounds like someone doing an impression of Chris?
That game is a Simulator of an normal day in poland
Can ding dong, Julian and Chris please play kingdom hearts 3 so I don't have to? Please, save me
You mean Bahamut Hearts 3?
They recorded some but it was so boring they decided not to play through it
adam sounds insanely high
1997 Chevrolet Silverado K1500 Z/71 4X4
I forgot about the jacket symbols
is this an old one?
IT sounds really familiar
Buh-buh-buh...meh.
Meh-buh-muh.
Gluuuff'd 'em.
How did it take so long for one of their better shitty playthroughs to get collected.
Huh?
ill never click off of an oney vid
OH my gosh Adams back where is undertale
I bet they have the incantation of the damned underneath the rotten couch of there's
Epic
I think about you at night
OMG ITS ONEYPLAYS BASED OFF THE FORTNITE SKIN
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Tacos
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