Ya sure seem like it broke producer guy for a moment and not even Ryan could joke about it, only joke about how it got okayed because of money but not the scene itself.
@@Bromeliadsss Dont worry sir. Its ok. Because if you are watching the presidental election its ok, because Trump is trying to claim victory before the final vote is counted. So we can skip all the mess of counting the votes like in the Iowa fiasco. Thats good right? .... :D
How is that even a thing the audience is supposed to consider acceptable? I thought those books were just bad but they're actually disgusting and fucked up.
He's like, "Are we gonna kiss right now?" You can just see Business Man's soul leaving his eyes as his faith in humanity evaporates. But then, you know, Money.
A friend of mine was watching this movie when I went to visit and when I walked it just got to that part and I was like, "whoa, what movie is this? It looks badass!" She told me it was Twilight just as the reveal that the scene was just a vision and my reaction was exactly Producer Guy's.
@@Dargonhuman I had to watch this "movie" and when this whole thing began I was all like "now you have my attention movie!". But then, My Disappointment Was Immeasurable And My Day Was Ruined.
The studio bought the rights to the franchise before the fourth book, with it's grooming plotline, was published. I sometimes wonder if they knew what they were getting into.
I will never understand why comments that literally quote a video that people watched seconds ago get so many likes. It's like saying a joke that someone else immediately re-tells but for some reason everyone laughs their ass off.
@@AJDC_5 Here's an analogy for you. Say you go to a baseball game with a friend. Takes 3 hours, each side bats nine times, and score ends up 3-0. On the way home you talk about the game with your friend right? Do you talk about the 2.75 hours of boredom, or the 15 minutes when something happened? Same thing here. 6 minute video, you talk about your favorite part of the clip.
"I think that this movie just turned good!" "It was just a vision, so none of it none of it none of it happened" Anger overshadowed by disappointment and desperation.
I think he is a decent writer but an excellent actor. With most of his sketches, the humor is 30 percent writing and 70 percent delivery. The Pitch Meetings in particular are very formulaic, but the performances really sell it.
I wouldn't undersell the writing... the thing that keeps me coming back to these videos isn't just his great delivery, but that the observations are so spot on with what the problems with these movies actually are.
@@patrickd8654 One can even see his improvements, if you watch one of the earlier ones and look at the newer ones. The delivery of the older ones was more "plain", while the newer ones are more "smug" ... Don't know how to describe it other than that xD
Tied with "I dont like that..." Lol the two best lines in PMs' history lawdy. This is by far the funniest pitch meeting and they are freakin perfect already
My Friend: Oh come on, Twilight isn't that bad! Me: Bruh...it's literally the only movie, where Producer Guy from Screen Rant questions himself. A movie so bad, it made Producer Guy think for a second he's doing something bad.
@@Basch152 he questions the movie, he never questions his life decisions that brought him to that point before. Twilight made him have an existential crisis
@@AirQuotes I also couldn't believe it when I got a glimpse of it when it was playing on our TV but got so disappointed when it was all a dream. The hope where the entire franchise is saved and is REDEEMed by the last chapter went down the drain.
@@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216 at least it's better in the movie, in the book there wasn't any fight at all, bella just used her shield and they backed off
"that's, that's somehow worse. You know that, right?" "Yes sir but you're forgetting MONEY!" I can't blame him for forgetting though, remembering money is quite difficult, definitely inconvenient.
I’ve only recently started watching Pitch Meetings. The breaking of character, the look of disgust like he’s about to throw up while contemplating his life’s decisions, then “you know that’s somehow worse” and the return of the passive aggressive rant was pure gold. But the fact he broke twice in this one pitch meeting was amazing. “What are we doing here man?” And you could feel his pain and disbelief over having to watch these movies. Wonderful stuff man.
Ironically that was the first scene i witnessed when i saw twilight on the television. I was seeing if the cheesy love story thing wad true and that scene came up.
Ok so I haven't seen these last 2 movies because well... just no... BUT WTF!!!!! wtf with that baby and jacob!! WTF!!! your reaction as in reaction of in.... you... well 1 of you... is pretty much mine!
they tried to make it less creepy by aging the babby super fast but that just means he is hooking up with some whose age is in the single digits. I don`t know how any one OK that.
@@JayJayM57 They tried to make it okay by giving Jacob a vision of what she would look like grown up when he first lays eyes on her. I guess that's supposed to make imprinting less creepy?
Anyone who can write a story that has a main character's romantic interest inspired by a reverse diaper fetish has either never changed a diaper before, or needs to be separated from their children immediately and sterilised.
If the setting was at least a few centuries ago (in which that was a thing and society was okay with it; pretty sure there was a specific name for it in historical japan and other places), I could give it some leeway.... but no. Jacob isn’t even immortal (guessing) so this is a modern teen in a contemporary world doing this. That is not okay.
I still remember the entire theater's reaction when it was revealed that the entire epic battle was just simply a vision. Many were vocal at their disappointment. And the baby imprinting thing was just wrong on so many levels
you can tell that was Ryan's reaction to watching the movie the first time, and then feeling like he was wasting his time when it was revealed it was just a vision
We gotta give Ryan some award or something he’s a dang good actor. I can feel the disgust in his voice about the imprinting baby and his disappointment of the battle scene.
The books were bad but the movies were at a totally another freaking level, sheer cringe. The whole imprinting business is basically child grooming with parental consent
From what I understand it's not just parental consent, everyone is absolutely fine with it. Either you agree it's a good thing or you come around to thinking it's a good thing
Of course it was likely his first viewing lol. Why would anyone watch these films more than once, if even that? (Other than to do research for videos like these, of course.)
Searched over a dozen pitch meetings trying to remember which one had the sad "I don't like that" producer moment. It was worth it. This is easily my favorite pitch meeting. The producer becoming forlorn over the endeavor twice is just priceless. "What are we even doing here man?"
I love how every crappy movie part executive guy is happy or doesn’t care about weird decisions, but even he has a hard time with the Jacob child thing.
This is the future. It cannot be changed. This is how it would happen even after learning of the future. It would likely have been worse for them before he knew.
All week for me. I discovered this comedy gold mine out of randomness. I clicked on the Dwayne Johnson with big eyes out of morbid curiosity. So glad I did.
OMG! ***The look of UTTER disappointment***** (a moment of silence) “What’re we doing here man?...” 😂😂😂 Is the funniest moment I’ve seen in pitch meeting! And I’ve seen DOZENS!!! Great job Ryan in making PM seem fresh every time! Thank you! Hope YOU get the money money money money!
"😣 money money money money" has become my all time favorite Pitch Meeting line. This one line makes this the best Pitch Meeting ever. Ryan deserves a fucken Oscar for this.
The most entertaining thing about the Pitch Meeting guy is that he plays two people who you would love to punch in the face. I love how he went completely human as the executive pitched to for a moment. That break was not only refreshing but funny as f^ck!
what are you talking about? you don't have to watch the movies to know there's no story. Hell, the spark notes are 2 sentences and that feels a bit long.
This might officially be my favorite Pitch Meeting. In less than 7 minutes you entertained me with a Twilight story better than Hollywood could in 4 long movies.
The look of disgust that settles upon Producer Guy's face as he is told that Jacob imprints upon an infant is priceless. He swallows hard, and his lip turns up as if he is choking down bile. Ryan George did this by himself. He is a tremendous American actor.
Wow. Those grounded and serious moments were surprisingly impactful........odd that I’m saying that about these videos as it’s always a chuckle that they’re aiming for. Super impressed by the way you guys approached that awkward Jacob and baby thing. I didn’t expect that as I really figured it would’ve been goofed and such, but ya tackled the awkward wtf nature of it and splendidly.
This has to be the closest Screenwriter-Guy has gotten to absolutely breaking Buisness-Man's will to live.
Yeah, but remember... *money.*
@@TechDragon1 Oh yeah money, good point.
You know a film series is bad, when PM has to merge 2 of them into one video.
Money money money hahaha
*Producer Man*😂
The “I don’t like that” might be the funniest part of any Pitch Meeting I’ve ever seen
Lol my exact thoughts
The delivery of that line is amazing.
Agree
Not liking things is TIGHT
I legitimately think so.
This might have become my fave pitch meeting because of:
“I don’t like that.”
“What are we doing here man?”
(>_
It was so earnest, like Ryan dropped character. XD
I mean you know that that's somehow worse, right?
2:52, 3:04, 5:53
Hey.
Yeah?
You ever wonder why we’re here?
"I dont like that" has to be the most real reaction
“I don’t like that” - Mood ALL 2020
Ya sure seem like it broke producer guy for a moment and not even Ryan could joke about it, only joke about how it got okayed because of money but not the scene itself.
great acting there, I started feeling miserable at this point as well
Ikr that was my reaction too but I never watched the actual movie
@@Bromeliadsss Dont worry sir. Its ok. Because if you are watching the presidental election its ok, because Trump is trying to claim victory before the final vote is counted. So we can skip all the mess of counting the votes like in the Iowa fiasco. Thats good right? .... :D
"And Jacob gets to hook up with the child he helped raise."
"Money money money money money money money."
A very nice Mr. Krabs impression indeed XD
Well, that DOES seem to be the Pedowood mantra, soooooo ...
@@hawklegs6940 wowowowow, or should I say, akakakakak!
I don't think money can fix that problem
I read this perfectly in time with it playing in the video. Have your 900th like. xD
The "Jacob romantically imprinting himself on a baby" plotline was so bad that he went from Studio Guy to just Ryan.
until money
Does that happen in the book? What the hell?
That's not good. If the Ryans attain self-awareness, we're all doomed.
@@laurocoman Yeah, it actually does as long as I remember...
Who the frick wrote this!?
Ryan deserves an Oscar for his acting in this one.
I think you mean Oscar for best photo. Ryan is the guy behind the camera. Those other two are screenwriter guy and producer guy.
@@rylter holly syit, how the hell i didn't knows that
@@aziznurashidiq1264 It's a common misconception. But Ryan actually has like a hundred different actors working for him.
Acting?
I thought they were all duplicate programs in that simulation but given different personality parameters.
"You know that's some how worse, you know that"
Delivered perfectly, like Ryan wasn't acting at all.
dude i had to pause the video i was laughing so hard at that lmao
Lol right dropped character completely
I never thought about that but yes it's worse. He's like a brother to her now and one day... ugh!
Screen writer guy: "and Jacob gets to hook up with the child he helped raise."
Producer guy: 😖 "money, money, money, money..."
Best use of that emoji
Yeah. Accurate depiction of the face people made during that...revelation.
Lmao
I laughed so hard at this video, but this comment had me almost ROFLing
That emoji couldn't possibly be used in a better manner!
He basically tried to become Mr. Krabs with imagining money.
that imprint reaction is perfect. like a solid 10 seconds of disturbed thinking and then: Just....I don't like that.
How is that even a thing the audience is supposed to consider acceptable? I thought those books were just bad but they're actually disgusting and fucked up.
@@bdletoast09 right money is TIGHT
@@rehemazabibu7493 squeezing money is super easy barely an inconvenience
@@ehi_ij IKR 🤣 also I just checked your channel I thought it was pretty funny you just earned a sub 👍
"I mean you know that thats somehow worse right? You know that."
He's like, "Are we gonna kiss right now?"
You can just see Business Man's soul leaving his eyes as his faith in humanity evaporates. But then, you know, Money.
Humanity evaporation is TIGHT
Oh yeah money!!!
Seeing producer guy not smiling and depressed was hard.
Producer guy is TIGHT
but money though
Nah, it was _super easy barely an inconvenience_
2020 even got the producer
@@maximummatt73 You do realise how that sounds, right...?
Producer Man with fragile hope in his eyes: “DID THIS MOVIE JUST GET GOOD?!?”
A friend of mine was watching this movie when I went to visit and when I walked it just got to that part and I was like, "whoa, what movie is this? It looks badass!" She told me it was Twilight just as the reveal that the scene was just a vision and my reaction was exactly Producer Guy's.
@@Dargonhuman I had to watch this "movie" and when this whole thing began I was all like "now you have my attention movie!". But then, My Disappointment Was Immeasurable And My Day Was Ruined.
@@indigetes That is a perfect use of that meme, bravo!
@@indigetes reviewbrah’s disappointment intensifies
Good movies are TIGHT
“There’s literally no story here”
Best way to describe this movie, if not the entire franchise.
Ahhahahahahaha
@@ilikeham7139 JA JA JAJAJA
And it still made over $700 million, and that was just part 1! *facepalm*
I dunno, if you take away all the bullshit and cram a lot of actual writing in there it may make for a good one ore even two movies.
Not even enough for one whole pitch meeting on its own.
Producer Guy's face and tone when he says, "I don't like that..." is the most re-watchable part.
That and "What're we doin here man?" 😂😂😂 I keep replaying both parts
But MONEY
@@KINGKCA19 I suspect Producer Guy may have a litte Mr Crabs DNA in him.
Its the new "I dont care" from the Super Mario Bros movie pitch. The pause is what kills me. Drops the producer guy voice.
I am finding it be on a pretty short list of the most re-watchable parts of the entire Internet.
The producer going quiet is probably the best reaction to this movie.
*these movies
This 6 minutes bit had funnier and darker moments than those 2 movies.
Those movies were Bullshit retreating after watching em
Thou shalt not insult thy six minutes by comparing it to garbage.
When a movie is so bad, it gives the Producer an existential crisis. _Twice_
Multiple existential crises are TIGHT
I would like this, but you’re already at 69 likes.
but you know... MONEY!
To be fair, it was actually two separate movies.
You know, because there was a lot going on in that last book.
Wanting to die is tight
I legitimately think his downcast reactions were the exec’s actual takes when this was pitched.
“...What are we doing here?”
“MONEY!”
I doubt it. The real movie producers and book publishers are so corrupt they probably didn't even bat an eye.
The studio bought the rights to the franchise before the fourth book, with it's grooming plotline, was published. I sometimes wonder if they knew what they were getting into.
Producer guy and writer guy: Still a better love story than twilight.
LOL!
I loved that meme 😂
Hahaha so long since i heard that one!
Timestamps:
2:37 "I don't like that."
5:41 "What are we doing here, man?"
MONEY
@@Zaniel8 oh right money ya no i love it
2:57
@@horridhenry8342 yeah yeah yeah
Thank you.I went back and rewatched.
The acting on top of the comedy. I love it.
Producer: What are we doin’ here man?
Pitch guy: Money.
184 likes and no replies?
Money money money money
I will never understand why comments that literally quote a video that people watched seconds ago get so many likes. It's like saying a joke that someone else immediately re-tells but for some reason everyone laughs their ass off.
@@AJDC_5 same
@@AJDC_5 Here's an analogy for you. Say you go to a baseball game with a friend. Takes 3 hours, each side bats nine times, and score ends up 3-0. On the way home you talk about the game with your friend right? Do you talk about the 2.75 hours of boredom, or the 15 minutes when something happened? Same thing here. 6 minute video, you talk about your favorite part of the clip.
"I think that this movie just turned good!"
"It was just a vision, so none of it none of it none of it happened"
Anger overshadowed by disappointment and desperation.
Laughed so hard at that part
This part had me shouting! 🤣
Executive guy went through the 5 stages of grief over that reveal
This was PERFECT. And exactly how I felt watching the actual movie.
I lost it at "What are we even doing here man?" 🤣🤣
"...I mean, you know that's somehow worse, right? You know that."
Every time someone tries to defend these movies.
The look of disgust and then the
"I don't like that"
Pure gold 😂 😂
And the "what are we doing man"
Thank you for commenting exactly what I was thinking.
😂😂😂
Braaaaa I died laughing at these exact times🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best pitch meeting ever.
Ryan's acting is really impressive here.
Method acting is TIGHT.
Ryan truly is an impressive actor!
I mean, he's no Kristen Stewart but he's pretty good.
Agreed. Next level.
Came here to say the exact same. Producer-Guy's pain just kills it.
And Ryan proves he's not just good at writing and being comedic, he actually has range in his acting.
Hey, hello, how do you do
I think he is a decent writer but an excellent actor. With most of his sketches, the humor is 30 percent writing and 70 percent delivery. The Pitch Meetings in particular are very formulaic, but the performances really sell it.
I wouldn't undersell the writing... the thing that keeps me coming back to these videos isn't just his great delivery, but that the observations are so spot on with what the problems with these movies actually are.
Ryan: "acting is super easy, barely an inconvenience."
@@patrickd8654 One can even see his improvements, if you watch one of the earlier ones and look at the newer ones.
The delivery of the older ones was more "plain", while the newer ones are more "smug" ... Don't know how to describe it other than that xD
“.......... I don’t like that.”
- Ryan George, 2020, summing up how we all felt and somehow still feel.
Bleak TH-cam comments are TIGHT
"What are we doing here man", was the greatest line in any pitch meeting, ever.
I loved the "uh money" line right after it even more :D So bewildered and innocent
ABSOLUELY!!!
"Is this like, self-awareness from Producer guy?"
Tied with "I dont like that..."
Lol the two best lines in PMs' history lawdy. This is by far the funniest pitch meeting and they are freakin perfect already
"Ooh so she's got a skeleton in her now? Very spooky"
"Yeah, well.. Everybody does"
"Can you imagine? Very spooky"
Hahaha love that!
having skeleton is *TIGHT*
Made me think of Skeleton Man
Imagine “💀”
As he says in a future pitch meeting, "The real skeletons were inside of us the whole time!"
My Friend: Oh come on, Twilight isn't that bad!
Me: Bruh...it's literally the only movie, where Producer Guy from Screen Rant questions himself. A movie so bad, it made Producer Guy think for a second he's doing something bad.
Producer guy questioned himself three times!
"What are we doing here, man?"
na he's questioned things many times in the past.
he usually just gets over or because money
@@Basch152 not that much
@@Basch152 he questions the movie, he never questions his life decisions that brought him to that point before. Twilight made him have an existential crisis
"Did this movie just get good, I think this movie just got good."
"But it was all an illusion."
**Disappointment**
"What are we doing here man."
Haha I made my bf take me to see this. He got so angry when the fight was fake.
Money.
"Why are we still here, just to suffer?"
@@AirQuotes I also couldn't believe it when I got a glimpse of it when it was playing on our TV but got so disappointed when it was all a dream. The hope where the entire franchise is saved and is REDEEMed by the last chapter went down the drain.
@@icouldntthinkofagoodname7216 at least it's better in the movie, in the book there wasn't any fight at all, bella just used her shield and they backed off
When he broke around the Jake imprinting stuff I lost it. So freaking accurate.
"that's, that's somehow worse. You know that, right?"
"Yes sir but you're forgetting MONEY!"
I can't blame him for forgetting though, remembering money is quite difficult, definitely inconvenient.
@ yessums?
Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@dannik82 r/whoosh
I was surprised that producer guy was so slow on the uptake about money this episode, he even questioned splitting the movies into two.
"I don't like that... I mean you know that that's somehow worse... "
"But you have to remember: money."
LOL xD
YeS tHaT iS qUoTe FrOm ViDeO
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I literally can't stop watching that part 😂
@@rosewhipple9923 "So the wolfman will raise the baby and then sleep with it and then our teenage audience will pay to see it"
@@BryanAlexander My favorite part is just "You.. you realize that makes it worse?" 😂
I like “Pitch Meetings” more than movies.
She has a skeleton inside her?
Well, everyone does.
True facts.
That's scary!
Can you imagine?
Very spooky!
The average person has more than one skeleton inside them.
wait i have to check
edit: ouch
Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
The shrieking skull will shock your soul seal your doom tonight
I’ve only recently started watching Pitch Meetings. The breaking of character, the look of disgust like he’s about to throw up while contemplating his life’s decisions, then “you know that’s somehow worse” and the return of the passive aggressive rant was pure gold. But the fact he broke twice in this one pitch meeting was amazing. “What are we doing here man?” And you could feel his pain and disbelief over having to watch these movies. Wonderful stuff man.
“Did this movie just get good??”
See, know that’s how you know it’s fake.
Know know, misspelling things is bad you now
Also God won
Ironically that was the first scene i witnessed when i saw twilight on the television. I was seeing if the cheesy love story thing wad true and that scene came up.
@@spencer.eccles God won? did you mean Good one?
@@aetharius ye
@Mark Steven Money!
I rewatched the “I don’t like that” and the following part so many times
Me too 😂
Same!
Exactly, amazing hahaha
Me too😹😹😹sooo many times
2:53
Ok so I haven't seen these last 2 movies because well... just no... BUT WTF!!!!! wtf with that baby and jacob!! WTF!!! your reaction as in reaction of in.... you... well 1 of you... is pretty much mine!
they tried to make it less creepy by aging the babby super fast but that just means he is hooking up with some whose age is in the single digits. I don`t know how any one OK that.
@@JayJayM57 They tried to make it okay by giving Jacob a vision of what she would look like grown up when he first lays eyes on her. I guess that's supposed to make imprinting less creepy?
Nightmare fuel is TIGHT
Anyone who can write a story that has a main character's romantic interest inspired by a reverse diaper fetish has either never changed a diaper before, or needs to be separated from their children immediately and sterilised.
If the setting was at least a few centuries ago (in which that was a thing and society was okay with it; pretty sure there was a specific name for it in historical japan and other places), I could give it some leeway.... but no. Jacob isn’t even immortal (guessing) so this is a modern teen in a contemporary world doing this. That is not okay.
The emotion Producer Guy demonstrated by hating the imprinting storyline was a redemption ark that was swiftly ended by his love of money. 💴 ❤️
I love how he actually turned into - you know a human being at 2.50 - like the rest of us.. but as the rest of us.. money
The emotion that producer guy showed was actually better acting than any scene in the twilight saga
Hes mr crabs
@Simple Truths That is a frighteningly accurate description. 😬
@UCDlVSKHsXYd1HDv9hyqKf-Q a orgy in the sewers close to a suposedly dead monster. I mean, who wouldnt?
Seeing Ryan not smile for even 5 seconds really crushed my heart
I still remember the entire theater's reaction when it was revealed that the entire epic battle was just simply a vision. Many were vocal at their disappointment.
And the baby imprinting thing was just wrong on so many levels
When this story was written, Groomers weren't yet dominating films and elementary school classrooms as they do today but they were gaining traction.
@@salleymudd5488 let me guess, you're homophobic?
@@Darbal let me guess, you're pedo?
@@salleymudd5488 and that answers my question
@@Darbal the fact that I said "groomers" and you automatically assumed I was talking about gay ppl says a lot about you lmao.😂 pot....meet kettle.
Screenwriter guy: "Then he gets to hook up with the child he helped raised."
Producer guy: "Ugh... Money money money money money money money"
He was forcing himself in the name of money
"Did this movie just get good?!"
Best Producer Guy line ever
That was my exact reaction while watching it
you can tell that was Ryan's reaction to watching the movie the first time, and then feeling like he was wasting his time when it was revealed it was just a vision
It hurt my soul to hear it because I knew where it was going
@@meduimrareberries5888 I haven't seen the movie so I had no idea
I also had the same journey as producer guy through that last fight. Exact same.
"...What are we doing here man..?"
-Ryan 2020
Why are we here, just to suffer?
Emm...Money 💰
Racing or ping pong?
-Sebastian Vettel, 2018
@@iamhknr oh yes money
We gotta give Ryan some award or something he’s a dang good actor. I can feel the disgust in his voice about the imprinting baby and his disappointment of the battle scene.
I like how the producer guy keeps pausing to reconsider his life choices...
...then pitch guy reminds him, "Money, money, money"
"That cgi baby is gonna haunt people's dreams"
Yeah ryan you're the one to talk. I still have nightmares with baby Ryan from the Christmas video.
Teeth!!!
Ohhh, unintentionally traumatizing nightmare children are tight!
@@grumpy9721 Ah, yes. Teeth. Makes me think of Sonic.
@@dkisausome Wow, wow, wow...wow.
Thanks for the reminder. -.-
Producer guy: *sighs* what’re we doin’, man?
Screen writer guy: uh... MONEY.
*precedes to chant money and trys not think*
I was at first disappointed there was only one video.
Then I realized: There really was no story to tell so that's why they let it be one video.
"I don't like that, You know that is somewhat worse"
"We'll do it for money"
"Okay, Okay, we'll do it!!"
Oooh you just full “Wake up Shrek I’m making pancakes!”-ed the quote (-:
@@qzbnyv Dude I have never heard that phrase, but it's making me giggle
2:49 that's the exact same face normal people had when hearing about that scene.
The sheer disbelieve in producer guy's reaction killed me. Propably the funniest thing I've seen in years.
The books were bad but the movies were at a totally another freaking level, sheer cringe. The whole imprinting business is basically child grooming with parental consent
From what I understand it's not just parental consent, everyone is absolutely fine with it. Either you agree it's a good thing or you come around to thinking it's a good thing
@Ricky Shiffer my question exactly.
@Ricky Shiffer Dracula isn't a bad novel at all lol
@Ricky Shiffer This is literally the first time I've heard someone say that Bram Stoker's Dracula is bad.
@@shirshanyaroy287 yes a twilight fan would say that
You can tell Ryan REALLY didn't like these movies, and that this was his first viewing of them...
I mean you can't really blame him for either of those things
You're clearly a fan, but these movies are terrible.
Of course it was likely his first viewing lol. Why would anyone watch these films more than once, if even that? (Other than to do research for videos like these, of course.)
@@striver1963 How can you tell? There's no way of telling.
@@eekembookum I feel like their comment implies that multiple viewings would mean he would understand the movies more or something.
Oh my god the jacob and the baby and “i dont like that” segment is probably the hardest i’ve laughed while watching this show🤣
“Because she’s/he’s the main character” might just be an ongoing catchphrase.
Ongoing catchphrases are COOL
@@maximummatt73 Super-breezy. Beardy a coincidence.
"Are we gonna kiss right now??" (fights urge to vomit and spontaneous combust at the same time) "Oh, I don't like that..."
Brilliance!!
Brilliance is TIGHT
Searched over a dozen pitch meetings trying to remember which one had the sad "I don't like that" producer moment. It was worth it. This is easily my favorite pitch meeting. The producer becoming forlorn over the endeavor twice is just priceless. "What are we even doing here man?"
I love how every crappy movie part executive guy is happy or doesn’t care about weird decisions, but even he has a hard time with the Jacob child thing.
“Suddenly becoming X-men is TIGHT!”
I think its the automatic back-up plan for every supernatural movie.
That sounded super weird sir
I gotta say... Ryan reached yet another level of comedy gold.
"I feel like that would haunt people's dreams a little."
Superb. Well done.
If Alice showed Aro that scene he now knows everyone’s abilities and who they are and the Volturi can pick them off.
"Please don't think about any of this too much."
"I need you to get all the way off my back."
I believe that was how the How It Should Have Ended skit went.
@@tnoztnoz3547 that’s why he said it.
This is the future. It cannot be changed. This is how it would happen even after learning of the future. It would likely have been worse for them before he knew.
5:50 the precise moment his heart breaks.
Briefly. Because money.
The light from producer-guy's eyes reaLLY DIED there huh
“I don’t like that.” The way I hollered.
I am not ashamed to say for the past 3 days I’ve been watching nothing but pitch meetings and this has got to be the best one yet😂
All week for me. I discovered this comedy gold mine out of randomness. I clicked on the Dwayne Johnson with big eyes out of morbid curiosity. So glad I did.
There’s nothing to be ashamed of. A lot of us do it. 😂
I think this is the first time I’ve seen the Executive guy genuinely disappointed at a script
This is literally one of the best pitch meetings on this channel. Everyone thought the vampire war was fun until it wasn't.
The look of his face when the baby imprint was brought up 😂. That's got to be one of the funniest moments of Pitch Meeting
"we need something in this movie so characters are just gonna do stuff" a perfect description of the entire twilight series
OMG! ***The look of UTTER disappointment***** (a moment of silence) “What’re we doing here man?...” 😂😂😂 Is the funniest moment I’ve seen in pitch meeting! And I’ve seen DOZENS!!! Great job Ryan in making PM seem fresh every time! Thank you! Hope YOU get the money money money money!
"😣 money money money money" has become my all time favorite Pitch Meeting line. This one line makes this the best Pitch Meeting ever. Ryan deserves a fucken Oscar for this.
“Did this movie just get GOOD???”
That would have been the ultimate twist.
I literally did the same thing when watching the movie with my wife. I screamed at the TV when it was “ all a dream”
@@ClevelandTerry but it was a pretty awesome fight scene!
@@stevenloube6784 I liked seeing Aro and Dakota Fanning get what's coming to them.
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69
Jane was one of my favorite characters -- mainly because she had the good sense to dislike Bella.
@@patrickd8654 She was still a psycho bitch though
His face when he said: "none of that happened" ...that was exactly my face after leaving the movie theatre.
-"what are we doing here man"
-"saving Screen Rant sir"
"Money money money."
Writer Guy: "So then Bella's going to end up getting pregnant."
Producer Guy: "Wait, isn't Edward dead?"
I cried.
That's Necrophilia right
The undead
You cried?it wasnt that sad.
@@joncurtis199 Lol I meant I cried laughing. The joke caught me off guard.
@@kathryndueckI don't get it
Not thinking is literally the ONLY way one can watch these movies.
I watch them when I want to lose brain cells.
Rifftrax is the only way to watch these movies
I can’t begin to describe how this is by far my favorite one done. I’ve watched this one way too many times.
Writer: Jacob raises her then gets intimate
Producer: Is Woody Allen directing this?
Writer: "Well if it's a problem I could always get Harvey Weinstein to produce instead, and Jeffrey Epstein to finance...."
Now that you mention it, Bella does look a bit like Soon Ye! 😲
🤣😂🤣
Being disappointed with Jacob's grooming a little girl and a fake final fight is TIGHT
Nope, not gonna touch that one...
too bad Jacob didn't agree...
The most entertaining thing about the Pitch Meeting guy is that he plays two people who you would love to punch in the face. I love how he went completely human as the executive pitched to for a moment. That break was not only refreshing but funny as f^ck!
“...I don’t like that.”
🤣just the best.
Best part. Absolute best moment ever.
@@discipleofsakura New catch phrase for some movies lol.
Can we appreciate the fact that Ryan had to watch these trash movies.
Its more like we should feel sorry for him.
is that a question?
what are you talking about? you don't have to watch the movies to know there's no story. Hell, the spark notes are 2 sentences and that feels a bit long.
The writers watched it. Maybe Ryan is not a writer?
And actually pay attention to them...
5:39 I felt the same way
This might officially be my favorite Pitch Meeting. In less than 7 minutes you entertained me with a Twilight story better than Hollywood could in 4 long movies.
"Jacob gets to hook up with the child he raised!"
"Money-Money-Money-Money...."
This guy needs to be like in actual movies, he is a good actor and really funny.
... but how would he do the Pitch Meeting for that movie?
-He's going to raise that child before sleeping with her.
-You know it makes it worse, right?
-Not according to woody allen.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I died
Best laugh I have had in a couple days.
"Did this movie just get good?! .......... "What are we doing here man?"
Producer guy's reactions were fantastic, I cried laughed watching them! Those were real acting chops!
When he said “oh are we gonna kiss right now??”I broke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So did Producer Guy
“What are we doing here man?”
“Money”
“Oh okay “
The look of disgust that settles upon Producer Guy's face as he is told that Jacob imprints upon an infant is priceless. He swallows hard, and his lip turns up as if he is choking down bile.
Ryan George did this by himself. He is a tremendous American actor.
It’s like he’s in a trance but every once in a while he realizes he’s doing so many wrong things but the money brings him back in like a drug
It’s funny that there’s so little content in these two films that the Pitch Meeting video combined the two films into one pitch meeting.
Wow. Those grounded and serious moments were surprisingly impactful........odd that I’m saying that about these videos as it’s always a chuckle that they’re aiming for. Super impressed by the way you guys approached that awkward Jacob and baby thing. I didn’t expect that as I really figured it would’ve been goofed and such, but ya tackled the awkward wtf nature of it and splendidly.
well when they brought up the child sex orgy in It, he was equally disgusted