Listen As Trump Crashes The Supreme Court's Oral Arguments Teleconference
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 พ.ค. 2020
- You thought the flushing toilet was bad? Wait until you hear the latest offensive intrusion into the Supreme Court's online proceedings. #StephenAtHome #ColdOpens #SupremeCourt
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Brilliant! 'I like beer!'🤣🤣🤣'Still like beer!'
@Theodore Lutjen don't see any envelopes, but it could be emotes your device doesn't have graphics for.
@Theodore Lutjen : you have to ask the person who sent it which emoji(s) they meant because some brand of phones, or isn't new enough?, to receive other phones newest emojis. This is not solid fact, just what I've experienced over time.
@C J You probably don't understand the concept of "evidence" either.
Me & Kav-dawg have 1 thing in common, we both still like beer.
Tuck Frump
I can actually picture this happening
I know this is clips cobbled together as a joke, but it's so plausible I have to remind myself it isn't real.
Bbbbut it IS and WAS real--else there would be no clips to string together.
Would loved to have been a fly on the wall when Judy Woodruff saw this! Happy Birthday, Stephen....🍺
If it were real, you'd hear a toilet flushing
Omg I actually thought it was real for the first ten seconds. 🤣🤣 Trumps voice was the only giveaway.
Yeah, especially since on last Friday’s statement by DJT. About US Space Forces, 17x faster “super duper” missile. What a tool! Go ahead and give out that, most likely classified information Mr. Oops...Am I really not supposed to give out that 17x faster specification? Durrr?
"I like beer" - Brett Kavanaugh 😂
I still can't believe Kavanaugh is up there...
David F.V. Silva: Same here, although we shouldn't be surprised, considering what's so-called "running" the country.
Lets keep in mind ppl are giving joe biden more of the benefit of the doubt then kavanaugh yes he responded with anger but it did make sense
He likes beer
You mean because your smear tactics didn't work.
Nothing says “nothing to hide here” like taking it to the Supreme Court to keep it secret.
Yep! the sure sign of an innocent man!
if there is nothing to hide then he should be willing to openly share his information.
But Supreme Court works that way in order not to be politicized (more than as it is).
And he said several times before that he'd LOVE to show his tax returns (but couldn't because reasons). If you'd Love to do something, why would you fight it? I'd love to have a threeway with Scarlett Johansen and Gal Gadot. If they said "Okay" I wouldn't be saying "You'll have to take it to the supreme court to get me to do it".
Totally Innocent, as tRump would say.
YODA: "If so innocent, why so hard try to hide?"
“Reducing taxation and unwanted penetration” 😅
Hol up-
I wonder how much the 2nd part will get censured across the globe..
...Because of how only to the character of "Dotard" it is!
The former, on the other hand: Is not just a non-crime, but even the most noble philanthropy one could think of.
Donald Trumpet's ears probably perked up when he heard, oral.
and an hour after the blue pills .. well lets hope he got the right door
Haha! Good one.
Lol
Trump thought it was the bank he was a member of. Douche bank
Oral? Not since Roy Cohn died.
Meanwhile, Like others have said before, I know this is cobbled together, but it's so plausible, who knows what happens from here? Sending Peace!
"Total exoneration! Complete vindictation! Golf? Vacation? //
My inauguration, we do sing taxation //
and unwanted penetration!"
- excerpt from the second act of "Corona nation? My Coronation!" by the lyrically stable genius
So that's what it sounds like when the toilet brings it all back up. Hunh.
fishing for likes ?
No matter how creative and funny these are, fact is still stranger than fiction!
Yeah. I think it's a bit dishonest though. Trump is most likely incompetent and arrogant. The results show for themselves.
So why make him look worse than he already is? Why kick someone when he's down?
And if Colbert and company hate him so much.........why don't they figure out a way to remove him from office? They have resources, lawyers they can talk to, laws that they can look up, ways that they can insinuate so that others get the hint. They're smart people.
Why spend four freaking years complaining about someone instead of actually doing something about it?
@@wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg We've TRIED that already. Remember the impeachment trials? Didn't go so well 'cause ol' Donnie boy had/has dirt on the people that voted not guilty. So the other alternative is to make fun of him because we can and it's fun and a great stress reliever during these highly questionable times.
Wait a minute...I thought the flushing toilet was just Trump clearing his throat... :-P
Had to remind myself that this wasn’t real
....yet :)
The "still like beer" got me WAY more than it should have
The scary thing is, no one can call you stupid if you thought for a moment this could be real. Today even this has been proved to be possible.
Long live Ruth Bader Ginsburg!
From your lips to God's ears.
I'm wearing a fun t shirt in bed right now with her picture and Notorious RBG under it. She's wearing a crown like B.I.G.
sure she can think straight at a decrepit age , especially with all the chemo in her system.
She died.
"Eric get off the phone." Kids these days probably don't even know what that's about.
It pleases me that at least Kavanaugh is forever associated with drunken excess rather than any kind of respect that the office may still hold.
You just don't get! He likes beer! Ok?! He likes beer! His friends like beer! His family likes beer! I like beer! You like beer! He drinks beer! He buys beer and he drinks beer because he likes beer! HE LIKES BEER!
@@captainautobots lol!
Trump is not accountable to reason, rationality or reality.
"still like beer"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Unwanted penetration" LMAO
Trump's appointees showed their loyalty to Trump :surprisedpikachuface: and the other three conservative justices apparently just nodded along. If even Clinton and Nixon ultimately acceded to Congress' power to subpoena, why is Trump special?
He is guilty of many things, some are very bad, and I assume some will just be okay. Tremendous things, amazing... like you wouldn't believe.
With great power comes great immunity.
laalaa99stl: Good one!!! :)
“I still like beer” 😂
Brett kavanaugh: “I like beer” lol
It's getting harder to tell the jokes from reality!
Oh god, i laughed so hard my head hurts
Almost until the end, I thought that was real...
Yes be a REAL COURT 💯👊
Nuts 'like you have never seen/heard before, ever in the entire world'.
"I like beer, still like beer"
😂 I just spit out my damn 🍺, wasn't expecting that. Lol
Well done , again . Thanks
Tx Stephen, highly enjoyable. I really liked the initial setup being immediately followed by the big subversion of expectations.
Yoooooo... Love from New Zealnd!!!
Hope you're grateful to live in a rational country with decent leadership.
🥝👍
@@thirtythree680 Oh believe me in times like this I'm grateful I live in NZ...
C'mon woza. Get it right 🤪
@@thirtythree680 hey i cant complain... But we do have have an opposition leader thats sort of similar to Trump??? lol my heart goes to all people affected by this virus... Just sad to see Americas death numbers are that high.
I bet the supreme court will side with trump as they always do 😔
My Goodness this is hilarious!!!
*”I like beer.”* 😂 I fucking lost it!
🤧lol I still like beer!!
Why do I think this could have just happen?!
In really thought this was real at first. Didn't notice the logo. Truth!
For a hot minute, I thought this was real 🤦🏿♀️
The unwanted penetration part got me lmao 🤣
Ingenious!
This whole thing was gold!
Wait, my Colonels just arrived...
Hahaha! Whoever made this...I love it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hope the rest of the world doesn't think all Americans are like Trump
Then lets show them we're not!
Mike Schneider We don't, though we do question how the hell he ended up in the Oval Office. The electoral college needs to go, for your sakes.
We don't.....I have many good friends and colleagues who live in the US
Stunner-absolute stunner
The justices will just put him on mute anyway
What about those feeling the fealty to him?
Also, “mute” or ‘hold’?
Still like 🍺
Lmao. That was great.
While that was very funny---it was also disturbing ino how unironically appropriate it is in showing just how plausible a scenario like that is...
Reducing taxation and unwanted penetration look at the authorization😂😂
"Still like beer..." 😄
And that's about how that went down. Thanks #StephenColbert
one of the writers had that 'eric, get off the phone' in their belt just waiting for this moment
Lmao. Not what I was expecting.
lol...well done!
Yeah!!
"Totally Innocent", as Trump would say.
YODA: "If so innocent, why so hard try to hide?"
❤️Stephen Colbert!!!
Now this was a good one!! LOL
Almost died when Eric came on the line. 🤣
Brilliant 👏👏😄👏👏
Wow 😳
The fact that he worked this hard to hide his tax returns says everything!
I was a couple minutes in before I realized it was cobbled together as a joke. I'm going to blame it on fatigue from my mini trip to OKC for a dental visit.
Brilliant
Gotta admit that was damn funny
Criminal
Law needs to be changed: candidates must release tax returns and divest financial interests.
BREAKING NEWS: Kavanaugh reportedly still likes beer!!!
I thought he said LOL and order 😂 😂
A pathological liar commenting on anything should be ignored.
Perhaps he could occupy the cell next to his personal lawyer?
I just knew that Brett Kavanaugh would have the last word!! 🤣🤣🤣
Ok, it’s a parody, but why refer to trump as Sir ?
Of all the people he’s the last to deserve any hint of respect.
This was BRILLIANT - loved the rhyming only time drumpf made me a tiny bit happy
Love you Stephen
Oh my God.
The new reality TV.
Everybody body chug! 🍺
Even at the Gates of Babylon, there is some really funny shit!!
Lol I thought this was real for a sec
the first part was from the PBS news hours right ?
A light beer? LOL the thing that’s not fun about this is that it isn’t far enough from a possible reality for my taste.
You had me wondering if this was real until Eric called in.
BRILLIANT!!!🤗👏👏👏🤗💛
It's not healthy to be so obsessed with someone you do not like.
The fact that it took me 40s to realise this is a skit
Only guilty people hide things
That was weird.
kia ora , happy birthday and that was hillarious thanx
And Irn Bru to you.
👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fabulous!
Somebody hand that man a beer, in the name of humanity!
I'm surprised Trump didn't mention anything about Obama.
hilarious... ALSWSC should get quarantined more often!
Do more do more !
this has that jerky boys vibes. good stuff
LOL. The only problem is that Trump couldn't put together that creative of a rhyme if he even wanted to.