How To Milk An Angry Goat With Goat Jokes!

Hi everyone,
I was trying to cheer up Summer Goat with silly goat jokes this morning, but she was not having any of it, and snorted her disapproval the whole time.
Ok so these are goat cheese jokes actually.
What kind of car does a goat drive?
*I don't like riding in the car
I know, believe me I know. Ok fine it's a chevre-let
*That's dumb, even for human
What about a GTO?
*Still dumb, human
So where would the goat get gas?
*Don't need gas. Tootsie has all the gas. *Lotta gas. OMG the gas!
Yeah, you're right on that there, but the line is chevre-on, summer
*These jokes are bad, human.
So you'd rather be summer else then?
*...yes
Was that a goat eye roll?
Ok so what happens if you feed your goat too much bread?
*You get gas like Tootsie?
Maybe, but but you'd get a sour doe!
*I like bread though.
If I give it to Tootsie, will you be mad and butter.
*Yes. Yes I will.
You mad, doe?
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[@bruce92106]

How many mountain people do it take to milk the goat? Five- one to hold the beeshees and four to raise the goat up and down! LOL! Ok ok I actually just heard that on Taxi S2 Ep17 (old 70s sitcom) and Latka tells that joke in front of Simka who, unbeknownst to him, is a mountain person. What I want to know is what are beeshees? 😊

[@moderngames3837]

Ur goat is very lucky to get such a considerate owner

[@israrhussainshah6265]

Very good

[@aussiewelsh]

Sour Doe! :D

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Wow great.

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I have also some goats.
But they are of high quality...

[@zamankhan294]

Hi good morning

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[@marysmilkmonsters]

Summer the Goat says thank you 🐐❤

[@waqasahmed2393]

How much milk from one goat,just average?

[@marysmilkmonsters]

Milk amounts from goats vary a lot. It depends on the kind of goat, how long the goat has been giving milk, and the time of year. Ours range from a multi year 1 liter per day each to a short term peak of 7.6 liters per day, shortly after kids.

[@joeblowjohnny2297]

What the breed type of goat you have their Marry ?

[@marysmilkmonsters]

I have Toggenburgs, Nubians and Golden Guernseys.

[@joeblowjohnny2297]

@@marysmilkmonsters which variety give you the best tasting milk ? Do you process your milk or no ? Thanks ms. MARY'S

[@arifinarifin3199]

Good morning Marry 😀

[@marysmilkmonsters]

Good Morning! 🐐💗

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@@marysmilkmonsters , 😀

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@@marysmilkmonsters , 😊

[@arifinarifin3199]

@@marysmilkmonsters , Hi mary's 😊

[@arifinarifin3199]

@@marysmilkmonsters , good morning mary 😀

[@jacobmooney9690]

What kind of goats are they I know Nublette is a Nubian but what’s the other ones?

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