Paratroopers Crash Through a Roof and Raid Olive Oil Factory

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  • @crabbowiththestabbo
    @crabbowiththestabbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2143

    Paratrooper: Hey Ron.
    Homeowner: Hey Billie!
    Paratrooper: That hurt.

    • @fonkyman
      @fonkyman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      classic

    • @erikuu96
      @erikuu96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Would've love to hear that call, "hello state farm?.."

    • @saucywench9122
      @saucywench9122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, best comment!

    • @blahblah8037
      @blahblah8037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@erikuu96 we’ve seen it all

    • @80nosdnahd75
      @80nosdnahd75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My wife just showed me that video 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Sumschmuck
    @Sumschmuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4865

    I've heard jokes about us invading everything with oil, but this is getting ridiculous

    • @tcm844
      @tcm844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      😂😂😂

    • @hyrofoo
      @hyrofoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      lmaooo

    • @lewdpolice8583
      @lewdpolice8583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      FUUUUUCK YOU BEAT ME TO IT!

    • @stewartleslie3292
      @stewartleslie3292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I think you've won the internet for the day award.

    • @Sumschmuck
      @Sumschmuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@stewartleslie3292 just put it next to my other comment and joke of the day, year, and century awards

  • @lonely_ghost9857
    @lonely_ghost9857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2185

    "Just sitting there, happy that it's not the Russians"
    Well it's them or Gordon Ramsay crashing in cause an employee dipped their finger in in the olive oil

    • @dinosaur8151
      @dinosaur8151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The Italians be offended

    • @doomrider3700
      @doomrider3700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Just a touch of olive oil proceeds to "puts olive oil on nips"

    • @Thatsmisteroldguytou
      @Thatsmisteroldguytou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dinosaur8151 the brits too

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆

    • @jonathanfairchild
      @jonathanfairchild 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s RAW!!

  • @EM.1
    @EM.1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1134

    From Gordon Ramsay:
    “There’s so much oil in this plate that the US are going to invade it.”

    • @RexWort
      @RexWort 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Gordon stated facts 🤣

    • @brickbraker5033
      @brickbraker5033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@RexWort really did

    • @danielmorgan3812
      @danielmorgan3812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmfao! This is amazing! Omg, it hurts 😂

    • @azia5051
      @azia5051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is not only U.S but the whole world.

  • @demonicinqusition
    @demonicinqusition 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    British paratrooper crashes through roof.
    Homeowner: Good of you to drop by, I'd offer you tea but I tossed it all in the ocean.

    • @lostronin380
      @lostronin380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well old boy!......THAT'S just not cricket! 😖

    • @marko247
      @marko247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You think that Paratrooper doesn't have teabags stashed somewhere about his person? He probably has enough on him to brew up for the entire town. 😂

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also Third Ammendment

    • @willcorner3921
      @willcorner3921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@marko247 .... Chances are he probably does, our ration packs come with teabags and I can bet he has a ration kit on him. So yes he most definitely brought his own tea.

    • @danielmorgan3812
      @danielmorgan3812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You best turn around son. This ain’t “Tory Country.” 😎🇺🇸

  • @Mustard_Face
    @Mustard_Face 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1407

    Man, Olive Garden is getting really aggressive on their supply lines.

    • @brianschwartz2892
      @brianschwartz2892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Gotta keep those breadsticks flowin

    • @PartTimeGoblinSlayer
      @PartTimeGoblinSlayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest😂 great comment btw.👍

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When the carrot alone doesn't work.

    • @Baconrips
      @Baconrips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We heard oil and didn’t look back

  • @17Liberty76
    @17Liberty76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2232

    I loved the stereotypical accents. Too many people are afraid to do it nowadays

    • @coffeecool5190
      @coffeecool5190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      snowflakes learned a long time ago not to come to this channel

    • @georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330
      @georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Dude, I do stereotype accents all the time at work. It makes everybody laugh and our company has a strict anti recording policy so recording my dumbass will only get you fired. It’s happened twice in the past. Plus, I do landscaping work so few snowflakes apply. I mean, do snowflakes actually work or do they just stay at their parents house and post bullshit on Twitter that doesn’t help anyone?

    • @Cheeki_breeki6
      @Cheeki_breeki6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Slavs aren't snowflakes like....ahem..."other" people

    • @sebastiend.5335
      @sebastiend.5335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Waddayameana? Itsa me Mario!

    • @JPelus
      @JPelus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's just razy lacism ;)

  • @graverob1910
    @graverob1910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    “Anybody get that 3rd Amendment joke?”
    Me: “I did, Sarge!”
    AC (probably): “Shut up, kiss-ass!”

    • @bhess1212
      @bhess1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      LMAO

    • @mikhielthorsson6033
      @mikhielthorsson6033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ROFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I understood that joke
      Nor in time of peace or war shall us citizens be forced to quarter soldiers.

    • @TheRixtah1
      @TheRixtah1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read that in his voice.

    • @JohnTate
      @JohnTate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao, sounds about right Lance!
      I was hoping to find some comments by some Constitutionally ignorant trolls but then Aren had to go and edumacate everyone.

  • @plankedskank
    @plankedskank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    As a russian, the joke
    "The guy is just sitting there, happy its not the russians" made me fucking wheeze dying out of laughter.

    • @StealthTheUnknown
      @StealthTheUnknown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I guess comedy is a riskier activity now that covid’s something we’re dealing with

    • @vivanovo
      @vivanovo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@StealthTheUnknown I as a Bulgarian confirm they were happy they weren't russians

    • @vivanovo
      @vivanovo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I as a Bulgarian confirm they were happy they weren't Russians

    • @plankedskank
      @plankedskank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vivanovo why have two of same message friemd?

    • @AsukaLangleyS02
      @AsukaLangleyS02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@plankedskank It's a TH-cam glitch

  • @christopherus
    @christopherus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    He’s standing over that Brit yelling “NO QUARTERING, REDCOAT!”

  • @Rorshach187
    @Rorshach187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    Soldier crashes through roof
    Guy: hey Ron
    Soldier: hey Jimmy

  • @TheHydraBlast
    @TheHydraBlast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    The tshirt needs to have that british paratrooper crashing into the kitchen with "BLIMEY!" and maybe one mil at the bottom. Perfect. The moment would be immortalized, both moments.

    • @philipjayona0527
      @philipjayona0527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      YEAH😂 I hope next content is US withdrawal in afghanistan i would to see his reaction😊

    • @arandomtechpriest5492
      @arandomtechpriest5492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can assure you no SAS paratrooper has ever said that 🤣

    • @TheHydraBlast
      @TheHydraBlast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arandomtechpriest5492 not unless they were from WW2

  • @SkorLord
    @SkorLord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    I would have run out of the house bellowing "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" Not historically accurate, but funny af.

    • @billy4734
      @billy4734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thats for the paratroopers in Ukraine

    • @James-bw4np
      @James-bw4np 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Make sure you get your horse and ride it thru town while doing this!

    • @joeclaridy
      @joeclaridy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I mean.....he is a British solider and he did forcibly enter his home, albeit accidently, so.....yeah. It seems legit.

    • @ninjabearpress2574
      @ninjabearpress2574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had the same thought.

    • @mikhielthorsson6033
      @mikhielthorsson6033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joeclaridy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @wylieecoyote
    @wylieecoyote 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "I parachute in, crash through the roof and shave balls. I'm Private Bollocks and I answered The Calling."

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      this here. this one wins

    • @jeffepstein6033
      @jeffepstein6033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree! That is hilarious.

  • @wondonsilver
    @wondonsilver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "The United States Army has made some interesting training mistakes this summer"
    100% thought this was gonna be about a few notable real world deaths during a particular jrtc rotation

    • @cristobalalvarez5491
      @cristobalalvarez5491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's the British

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah, those seem to happen during every rotation. We had one during mine. Poor kid had just graduated from AIT, and was sent straight to the Box. Didn't even make it to his actual duty station.

  • @IronBear88
    @IronBear88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    He landed alone, you can say he was
    shingle handed

  • @admiralpavelnakhimov8755
    @admiralpavelnakhimov8755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    *meanwhile on British coms*
    "Oi Donald, where's Nigel?"
    "Uhhhhhhh... He appears to have crashed through some civvies roof, and is being chewed out for ruining a plant burger meal?"

    • @JohnTate
      @JohnTate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaoooo

    • @LaneCorbett
      @LaneCorbett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "I say perhaps we should tele the Captain."
      "No not yet old chap we should wait, this is quite humorous."
      "Indubitable!"

    • @tarkathebiker
      @tarkathebiker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Hello A10B this is A12B I have landed but I may have violated diplomatic law"
      "Hello A12B this is A10B repeat after landed"
      "I may have violated diplomatic law"
      "A12B how? how have you done that?"
      "I went through someone's roof and spoiled their dinner"
      "God damn it, Benny"

    • @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
      @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tarkathebiker Careful how you say that name

    • @ianmills9266
      @ianmills9266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Getting a brew on bos"
      "Good drills"

  • @baghdaddymike6669
    @baghdaddymike6669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Better to clear a building you didn’t have to than to miss one you should have. Sky Soldier!

    • @MaynardCrow
      @MaynardCrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Airborne!

    • @ReaperDuck1982
      @ReaperDuck1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen to that

    • @bigballmagrawl0929
      @bigballmagrawl0929 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gold

    • @PavewayJDAM
      @PavewayJDAM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And didnt detain or frisk the 'actor'
      Could allah snackbarred the entire fireteam.
      The fact they didn't shows they knew the fucked up right when they saw him...

  • @lucasscott8658
    @lucasscott8658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    His main and reserve parachutes failed. It’s more surprising he survived.

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Luckily this building broke his fall.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      shit…that explains a bit about why he fell through and why he’s left in place by the homeowner: you don’t move an injured person until a medic or EMT evaluates them!

    • @ulsterinfidel9897
      @ulsterinfidel9897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Paras is hardy lads, they have that I'm invincible attitude that actually works for them. One of my best friends is a Para and by hell he is a brute🤣 No wander he survived

    • @skrimper
      @skrimper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ulsterinfidel9897 yeah that's not how it works.

    • @drkgaming7792
      @drkgaming7792 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skrimper woooooooooooshhhhhhh

  • @TXCannoli
    @TXCannoli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Friends of AC: "bet you can't do a video with a bunch of accents."
    AC: *laughs in AC*

  • @TheHaiko117
    @TheHaiko117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    "Just sitting there, happy that it's not the russians" 😂😂

    • @dz9783
      @dz9783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      busmortti!!

    • @Cadriul
      @Cadriul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This aged well Lmfao

  • @harvestedpustules6897
    @harvestedpustules6897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    The third amendment joke was fucking comedic gold

    • @Drathlan
      @Drathlan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My fav thing about the Bill of Rights is that nobody can remember the third :D

    • @Eluderatnight
      @Eluderatnight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      3rd may save us from a survailence state.

    • @harejr8396
      @harejr8396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Should we send Paul Revere

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Eluderatnight hell yeah

  • @unculturedswine7993
    @unculturedswine7993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    The old Bulgarian man is just trying to get his retirement squared away. You know damn well the U.S Army is just going to pay out to avoid bad PR. He's gonna be the richest man in Bulgaria... It doesn't take that much to be the richest, but it's still an accomplishment.

    • @paulll47
      @paulll47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To be honest, had my home been invaded by a bunch of american soldiers during a training excercise, I would be faking trauma too, nothing against yanks really but them sweet dollars are too enticing to pass so easily.

    • @stn7172
      @stn7172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@paulll47 I don't blame him

    • @moosefromsky3986
      @moosefromsky3986 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@paulll47 As an American, I gotta applaud the hustle.

  • @AJ-rk4dj
    @AJ-rk4dj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "What is Bulgaria known for!?"
    I swear I just about heard Brandon Herrera say: "The AR-M1 Kalashnikov!"

  • @Ieatcement2315
    @Ieatcement2315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Is no one going to talk about how his transitions for the manscape promos are absolutely flawless? Like, every time.

  • @GK-mr9ko
    @GK-mr9ko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Brit crashes through your roof:
    Runs for the guns
    “NOT TODAY ENGLISH”

    • @JohnTate
      @JohnTate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol, yeah, definitely not in Commiefornia

    • @DrunkManTF2
      @DrunkManTF2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Go home British soldiers, go on home!

    • @adriangoczal5008
      @adriangoczal5008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We rule the waves, or puddles now... anyway if you arent careful we're gonna cause some serious - and by the Queen I mean some serious water damage to your property...

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roster the minute men!

    • @adriangoczal5008
      @adriangoczal5008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tea, anyone? With milk or without... that reminds that every serviceable tank in Her Majesty's Army contains a kettle and other vital in built tea making equipment, thus ensuring that our boys always go in to battle appropriately stocked with tea... we will never have a shortage of tea again, never a Somme again...

  • @Thumpster59166
    @Thumpster59166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Our "intelligence" agencies got their wires crossed about what kind of oil was there.

    • @nobodyherepal3292
      @nobodyherepal3292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I laughed a bit too hard at that. Well done.

    • @TheRixtah1
      @TheRixtah1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *audible wheeze*

    • @imwithstupid086
      @imwithstupid086 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well y'know, diesel engines can still run on olive oil. Pohtatoe potahtoe.

    • @moosefromsky3986
      @moosefromsky3986 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They just heard oil and didn't wait for the full explanation.

  • @PotatoLover66
    @PotatoLover66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    As a british man. I love the stereotyping of Britain. It’s amazing.

    • @Talishar
      @Talishar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Especially since the British guy turned Australian for a little bit with his "CRIKEY!!" lol.

    • @sorina9130
      @sorina9130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @longbow6416
      @longbow6416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      'The entire British Empire was built upon cups of tea'
      'Yeah, and look what happened to that'
      -Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

    • @Ottuln
      @Ottuln 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Talishar Nope, it was a stereotypical "Blimey"

    • @ianmills9266
      @ianmills9266 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So many jokes about wanting a brew happened when I found out about this

  • @TranceCore3
    @TranceCore3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Bulgaria: "Olive Oil Factory"
    ENHANCE: [OLIVE OIL]
    SITREP:[OIL]
    Murica: "Don't mind if I do"

  • @MFnDahk
    @MFnDahk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    British guy be like "I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty!"

  • @RedDogDragon
    @RedDogDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I'm just trying to hash out the 911 call.
    "9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
    "Yeah uh, a British soldier just fell through my roof..."
    "Sir, please stop calling us."

    • @energeticflamer3049
      @energeticflamer3049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      perfect

    • @mongrel_97
      @mongrel_97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "that's the third time this week!"

    • @danielaramburo7648
      @danielaramburo7648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mongrel_97 I am suing the Queen!!!!! Her soldiers keep making holes on my roof!!!!!

    • @Samolyet
      @Samolyet 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Yeah, like the time you ate your weight in Godfather’s Pizza.”

  • @centex7409
    @centex7409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Bulgaria has a rather nice AK factory that produces Arsenal Arms weapons.. I was rather happy with my solid milled AK receiver, but then I grew up and came to appreciate not having an AK that lugs as poorly as my thicker girlfriends.
    As for that Bulgarian gopnik squatting in his factory, trust me, he was traumatized. He turned his head enough to see his hat move.. For a squatting gopnik, that's severe.

    • @nejinaji
      @nejinaji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The stamped aren't much lighter. Especially when you kit it out with 0 regard for weight like I did at the beginning with my arsenal haha

    • @jacobperez6848
      @jacobperez6848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (10) for life

    • @MistahFox
      @MistahFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nejinaji You're stamping your girlfriends?

    • @lucassolomon1079
      @lucassolomon1079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MistahFox If they are considered an SBR under the NFA it's legally required.

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The British Paratrooper sensed someone had a knife and had to make sure he has his proper license on him.

    • @Miner-49
      @Miner-49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Checking the butter knifes to make sure they haven’t been sharpened.

    • @bobwehadababyitsaboi103
      @bobwehadababyitsaboi103 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

  • @elijahdelaney5332
    @elijahdelaney5332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    all I can imagine is the squad leader radios in that the olive oil factory is clear, the Seinfeld theme plays in the head of the platoon sarge as he or she has an aneurysm

  • @KingKong-fj4dk
    @KingKong-fj4dk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Calfornian who just had a British paratrooper fall through his roof: Dude! Like how high was that plane you jumped out of?! Cause you are WAY off course brah!!

  • @Muster_Muckee_II
    @Muster_Muckee_II 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    If the British paratrooper had landed in my kitchen, he'd probably be disappointed there's only Scottish breakfast and no English.

    • @Osama-Bon-Jovi-01
      @Osama-Bon-Jovi-01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Unless of course he's scottish...

    • @wepntech
      @wepntech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no tea at all here. go to grannies for tetley.

  • @liamhilt1822
    @liamhilt1822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    We should start grading your segways. Always on point. Congrats on the 1M!

  • @sergeant_salty
    @sergeant_salty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    old man is just embarrassed he got caught sitting on the floor instead of working

    • @DSToNe19and83
      @DSToNe19and83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My man was just trying to sit down and sneak a little drinkie poo and than here comes the yanks to piss on his parade..

    • @Beer-can_full_of_toes
      @Beer-can_full_of_toes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DSToNe19and83 he was probably confused they left him alone instead of yelling at him and hanging him up by his toe nails.

  • @TalonMerlin777
    @TalonMerlin777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I heard there's oil in that building over there. Bro if we capture it, we'll be American heroes."

  • @nerdydevildog8126
    @nerdydevildog8126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Angry cops, makes fun of British soldiers and their tea time.
    British: Angry British noises

    • @therealjugger4320
      @therealjugger4320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am fuckin chuffed init

    • @ulsterinfidel9897
      @ulsterinfidel9897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Us Brits has a brilliant sense of humour so we are laughing at it aswell🤣

    • @imperialguardsman5929
      @imperialguardsman5929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      * *Angry tea sipping noises* *

  • @Daniel-os9tb
    @Daniel-os9tb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Yah, that’s as bad as when someone decided to drop a Humvee on a golf course in az. But all the other humvees landed where they supposed to. 100 miles away.

    • @arnoldsherrill6305
      @arnoldsherrill6305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The question is" how" I don't know who should be more embarrassed the loadmaster or the Navigator during that drop? I'll bet the after-action report write-up was an adventure in science fiction., it had to be in order to make any remote type of sense

    • @Miner-49
      @Miner-49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      While out on a standard flight in Germany years ago. The pilot dropped our 47 F just off the deck so we could look at the nude beach. He brought it in a little too hot and low. Chairs, towels, tits and umbrellas went flying. Needless to say the people were pissed. I won’t go any further because I don’t know the outcome, but it was very embarrassing to the army.

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      i need to see that story

    • @josiahwyncott7519
      @josiahwyncott7519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Miner-49
      One of the German aces of WWII used to reward trainees he had before the war, by flying out over one of the nudist colonies in the area. He got a nervous trainee to loosen up enough to become an expert flyer!

    • @MaynardCrow
      @MaynardCrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I remember a combat jump where a guy ended up somewhere in Fayetteville and had to walk back to the nearest gate. Confused a lot of civilians seeing a lone soldier walking down the street with an M4 at the low ready.

  • @baddogace221
    @baddogace221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    You can’t blame him really, he just got a golden ticket. I think just about anybody would try the same move.

    • @TheMauviet
      @TheMauviet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I wouldn't
      I would wait about 5 years then one day when I'm stuck in a traphic jam I would re think about the whole thing and realise I could have done it and go.
      "Damn!"

    • @Swedester
      @Swedester 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheMauviet lmao

  • @cxllum_9985
    @cxllum_9985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    As a Brit I can confirm we are like this but less Australian

    • @merlynjep
      @merlynjep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dick van Dyke now has the second worst English accent ever.

  • @alexmiller2089
    @alexmiller2089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had a mentor who served as a cavalry officer on the East German border in the 80's . Some of his troopers accidentally drove an M113 through the wall of some poor German's house during movement to a training excersise. From what he told me, the first thing that happened was the vehicle commander popped up out of his hatch and asked the terrified family if he could use their telephone.

  • @GalacticTruffle
    @GalacticTruffle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a Brit, that British soldier impression was hilarious lmfao

  • @brentiers
    @brentiers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    That Brit is lucky he wasn't jumping in Fayetteville. He'd have been held at gunpoint by the homeowner until the police and insurance company arrived.

    • @jean-sebastienmatte2358
      @jean-sebastienmatte2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And, well, when you're training, you usually have only blanks on you, so... Homeowner has the advantage.

    • @stewartleslie3292
      @stewartleslie3292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want to know who decided the drop zone should be right next to a residential area. Is Zack Snyder arranging airborne training exercises now?

    • @Kill-It-Skin-It-Wear-It
      @Kill-It-Skin-It-Wear-It 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Only if they were British though, if it was one of the 82nd missing (again) then it would have been like “jumpmaster fuck up?” “Yeah”

    • @saucywench9122
      @saucywench9122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My thought as well and I'm in NC. He's insanely lucky. He could've also landed in a militia member household. They're getting thick across the country.

    • @minottrivers5501
      @minottrivers5501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bro anywhere in the south except the cities. I mean, some in Charleston might, but guys in Fayetteville or orange burg would have him staring down the barrel of a shotgun

  • @medicbabe2ID
    @medicbabe2ID 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The 3rd amendment joke actually made me snort my tea through my nose 😂 I should know better than to drink anything during an AC video after all these years~
    Congratulations on 1 million! 🎉

  • @ariamaddison257
    @ariamaddison257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    “I won’t house these troops”.
    *[ 3rd Amendment Intensifies ]*

  • @acethemc6633
    @acethemc6633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a New Yorker and more importantly, a queens kid, I can confirm that the queens impression at 2:34 was 100% accurate

  • @dodgeit3014
    @dodgeit3014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh boy he got the 1 million!! Happy for you sir!!!!!

  • @jeffreytroublefield4265
    @jeffreytroublefield4265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Holy shit 1 million. Way to go AC....
    Sorry tho I'd sue too. He only has so many chances to make it big 😂 remember he's old and hanging out in an olive oil factory. Not many options.

    • @georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330
      @georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Unfortunately it won’t go anywhere. Suing Uncle Sam is quite difficult and they’ll likely settle for non life changing money.

    • @garyblack8717
      @garyblack8717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330 They probably stroked him a $2000 check while they were in country and by signing it he agreed to no further damages... I guess it doesn't hurt to try though.

    • @emawerna
      @emawerna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There are regulations when it comes to food manufacturing. Depending on where they went, areas might need to be re-sterilized and any uncovered containers of olive oil might need to be discarded. Plus, it might be a situation like "I just want to draw attention to the mistake so you don't ever come back and point guns at people when more of the factory workers are around."

    • @MrAxnavara
      @MrAxnavara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330 it will because Bulgaria is NATO and EU member state

    • @garyblack8717
      @garyblack8717 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emawerna Believe what you want, I believe he saw US greenbacks walking in that door, and I'm not referring to the color of their uniforms! LOL

  • @Charles36.
    @Charles36. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love how his British accent went to Australian in one sentence lol

  • @Muipha
    @Muipha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I want to thank you for giving me stuff to laugh at during my cancer treatments and sickness. Thank you for your humor and content. if you are ever near delaware or philly I will buy you some beer.

  • @xclonejager6959
    @xclonejager6959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love how the “British” accents just went full oozy half a second in 🤣

  • @safetymikeengland
    @safetymikeengland 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    OmG - i dont know what I enjoyed most
    - the paratroopers clearing the olive oil factory
    - the paratrooprr that dropped in for tea
    - or your transition to the ball-shaver!!
    Keep up tbe good work, AC!!

  • @charlesl1564
    @charlesl1564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    That Queens accent was the most accurate Italian America NY accent I have ever heard.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I felt the ghost of a young John Travolta shiver my spine when he did that one.
      Yeah, I know John Travolta is still alive, but YOUNG John Travolta is dearly departed.

    • @NumptyDumpty33
      @NumptyDumpty33 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As someone from New York,I can say that his impression was very accurate

  • @lll2923
    @lll2923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    The American soldiers could smell the oil and did what they're trained to do 🦅🇺🇸

    • @GhostycardOfSpades
      @GhostycardOfSpades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Murica

    • @tugalord
      @tugalord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@GhostycardOfSpades fuck yeah
      Coming again to save the mother fucking day yeah

    • @jshaw3793
      @jshaw3793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good one 😂

  • @chrisbrodhagen3658
    @chrisbrodhagen3658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    3rd Amendment joke, wow that is an achievement unlocked there!

  • @wuba-luba-dub-dub
    @wuba-luba-dub-dub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congrats on 1m subs!

  • @DavidRice541
    @DavidRice541 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah buddy!! Huge Grats on the big Million! Ready for the breakdown and the shiny new button you're getting!

  • @kunaiguywot
    @kunaiguywot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Tell me one thing Bulgaria is known for"
    (Sweating) "uh-ummm... Viktor Krum?"

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      solid Harry Potter reference

    • @OriginalGlorfindel
      @OriginalGlorfindel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chocolate and p3dos?

    • @ianhelyar6383
      @ianhelyar6383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, it's the only European country with a lower per capita income than China...

  • @yerbritishboiakaanom3790
    @yerbritishboiakaanom3790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I am afraid you don't understand drill sergeant, it wasn't a mistake that the paratrooper landed on the house. He sensed they were attempting to make tea, did it improperly and as such just had to fall in and teach it to them lol. Anyway congrats on the 1 mill! It has been a long ass journery but its been funny every step of the way

  • @PaulWebmasterofDune
    @PaulWebmasterofDune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    You know what this means? We get to see the basic training video!

    • @NBblowyouup71
      @NBblowyouup71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope it happens this week, I won’t get to watch it for several months if it doesn’t😂

    • @huntbk6286
      @huntbk6286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Angry never went to basic, he was assembled out of spare parts from Officers and Staff NCO'S from Ft. Benning.

    • @chrispersinger5422
      @chrispersinger5422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NBblowyouup71 Same, if it comes out anytime past next week I'll be in basic training myself lol

    • @NBblowyouup71
      @NBblowyouup71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chrispersinger5422 Not basic training for me, I’m heading to one of the Senior Military Colleges. Still can’t use electronics up there for the most part though😂.

    • @chrispersinger5422
      @chrispersinger5422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NBblowyouup71 Very nice, congrats man!

  • @timroberts4635
    @timroberts4635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YESSSSS.....!! CONGRATS AC... You've hit that million subscribers mark... Now time for the video you promised when you hit 1M subs... Can't wait to see it.. been waiting a while..

  • @davidloftus3152
    @davidloftus3152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YAAAAASSSSSS!!!! Hearing that you're doing the 1Mil sub video finally made my day!!! PUMPEDDDDD

  • @dxfan18
    @dxfan18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    We Brits have built-in tea senses

    • @kaitan4160
      @kaitan4160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bet the owner of the House was about to put in the milk before the Tea.

  • @tarcticud5438
    @tarcticud5438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Must've been Gordon Ramsay, he needed another touch of olive oil...

    • @Badbhoys
      @Badbhoys 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good one

  • @cheatcharoninc172
    @cheatcharoninc172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i can imagine the conversation between the british paratrooper and that guy like
    "hey ron"
    "hey billy"

  • @theonlytnargmatt
    @theonlytnargmatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Do you think that homeowner had a moment thinking "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"?

  • @jsealejandro06
    @jsealejandro06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The dude about to be like "OH SHIT, the BRITISH ARE COMING!"

  • @SGTJackMorgan
    @SGTJackMorgan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I had a couple of shitty landings in my time, including smashing into the side of an ambulance(okay maybe that is a good place...if the medics stop laughing), but straight through a roof, that has to be damn painful.

    • @MaynardCrow
      @MaynardCrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, I thought seeing a guy land in front of a HMMWV and getting run over or a guy slamming into the side of one of the buildings on that DZ with the airstrip sucked, but falling through the roof of some civilian's house takes the cake.

  • @TheRisingSun3418
    @TheRisingSun3418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    US troops when they find oil: 🔫👥
    Even when it's olive oil: 🔫👥

    • @funkyfresh1013
      @funkyfresh1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      olive oil is sum good shit

    • @Fr1thar
      @Fr1thar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They must of been italian Descendants

    • @davidfarrer4332
      @davidfarrer4332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      British Paratroopers when they land, find tea!

  • @theprussian4616
    @theprussian4616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "...some ungodly reason."
    I'm here for basement Jesus.
    And a hilarious NG DS
    I went active and I regret my mos change.

  • @fluffyraptor2182
    @fluffyraptor2182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Something Bulgaria is known for: it now has a rich and storied history of Olive Oil Raids.
    There are now 6 olive oil factories that are going to be opened up as tourist attractions where soldiers "raided" them.

  • @libraryofpangea7018
    @libraryofpangea7018 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If a Bulgarian military unit randomly came through my business in the United States & started sweeping through doing checks with firearms I'd think some Red Dawn shit was going down lol.

  • @willbritt6136
    @willbritt6136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He’s just sitting there, menacingly

  • @Guh934
    @Guh934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Alternative title : "US Paratroopers liberate a oil factory"

  • @skatingfreak1670
    @skatingfreak1670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Nice third ammendment reference.
    The third is vastly underrated.

  • @chrisoffutt8968
    @chrisoffutt8968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:07 is a missed opportunity to have a cameo by Pvt Potato.

  • @necasperaterent29386
    @necasperaterent29386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    02:22 I respect a man who has trigger discipline, even with his imaginary weapons.

  • @Aspen910
    @Aspen910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I''m gonna go get my rifle thats fuckin' loaded, okay?" That made me lose my shit XD

    • @user-tu7is8zh4d
      @user-tu7is8zh4d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Slow your roll ...It happened in California there’s no loaded rifle in that house

    • @robertblaylock1353
      @robertblaylock1353 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-tu7is8zh4d unless it was Nancy Pelosi's house or maybe Cori Bush's private security may have had one....

  • @MrLucidity
    @MrLucidity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I'm going to make a T-Shirt celebration the one million milestone"
    yeah, well I'm going to BUY your T-Shirt celebration the one million milestone....
    Your move, Sir

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yeah, well I'm gonna mail you a shirt after purchasing the million subscriber milestone T-shirt. Your move sir

  • @billybobjohnadamjoe
    @billybobjohnadamjoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    3rd amendment joke was pretty good. Don’t get to even mention it often, but this was the perfect opportunity.

  • @IIIIIRepoIIIII
    @IIIIIRepoIIIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Even when AC is pretending to hold a rifle he still keeps his booger hook in a safe place lol.

  • @Roaming_Wolf
    @Roaming_Wolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congratulations Sgt. Hy! Well done Sir on One Million Followers. One Million patriots that appreciate a man that loves his country!

  • @robertl6196
    @robertl6196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    So: US troops in Bulgaria and UK troops in the US. M'Kay.
    Oh: the Bulgarians are apparently making lots of Makarovs...shipping them here to the US

  • @markbenjamin1703
    @markbenjamin1703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bulgaria is known for having the first Monarch to ride in a aeroplane

    • @timmholl9238
      @timmholl9238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was this old when I learned about a Bulgarian monarch.

  • @Lunch_box
    @Lunch_box 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    This is bullshit they didn't get killed for going out of bounds like I do in battle Royale

  • @truekhmer7292
    @truekhmer7292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This reminds me of something that happened here in Italy a couple of months ago; Somehow during live fire training with C1 Ariete tanks, they managed to *miss the target so much that they hit a farmhouse killing a bunch of chickens and unleashing the remaining in the countryside*

  • @danielleduey1249
    @danielleduey1249 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    FINALLY!! I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS BASIC TRAINING VIDEO!!

  • @Delmarvafishing
    @Delmarvafishing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Angry Cops channeling his best FPS Russia accent

    • @ragman2623
      @ragman2623 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does this has to do with Russia?

  • @vjm3
    @vjm3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The inner New Jersey Italian heritage came out of me midway through:
    "Whaddaya mean duh fookin islands?"

  • @samuelhartmann1824
    @samuelhartmann1824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I'm disappointed private potato didn't elaborate on what he learned from these exercises

  • @BioHazGuy
    @BioHazGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg i absolutely died when he paused to see if we got that 3rd amendment joke.

  • @america8706
    @america8706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Braaahh you totally like fell through my roof like catastrophically man."
    " Innit mate. "

  • @Anderson21G
    @Anderson21G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The para incident, that guy talking to the para was the neighbour and luckily medically trained too, think the Chute failed to open the guy managed to miss everything stabby and solid (bar the roof) and ended up with some bruising and minor scrapes thats some real lucky shit 😂

    • @LS-jv9hp
      @LS-jv9hp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably wasn't a PARA, they were doing HALO insert and the guys wearing crye precision clothing and 2 and 3 PARA aren't trained in that and 1 PARA doesn't wear crye precision so was more than likely was someone from SAS regiments, SRR, 18 Sigs or the SBS. Or even potentially the new ranger regiment or more likely from the crye clothing hes wearing a member of that new vanguard company of the RMC.

    • @ianmills9266
      @ianmills9266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LS-jv9hp He is part of the pathfinder platoon, and yes 1 para do wear cry but don't do halo.

    • @LS-jv9hp
      @LS-jv9hp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ianmills9266 Ah shit I forgot about the pathfinders, where did you find out he was apart of the pathfinders though?

    • @ianmills9266
      @ianmills9266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LS-jv9hp I asked a guy from one para

    • @MaxKingsley72
      @MaxKingsley72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LS-jv9hp 1 para defos do wear crye that just shows u have no fuckin clue pal 🤣🤣

  • @karlthedogwithakar98k95
    @karlthedogwithakar98k95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    We love oil so much we raided a olive oil factory.

  • @saintmartin188
    @saintmartin188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Guy yelling at the the British paratrooper: "Why did you land in my house?"
    British Paratrooper: "Well I heard your wife laid with everyone at your work and I figure I should have go at her too. Is that beer in your broken ice box?"

    • @ianmills9266
      @ianmills9266 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He wouldn't say ice box though. Being British it would of been fridge.
      He would of likely just said "I'd love a brew, white one sugar. Thanks fella"

  • @Jessesgirl0307
    @Jessesgirl0307 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congratulations on hitting 1mil subscribers. Cant wait to see your video. Been waiting on this since you announced the 1mil subscribers.

  • @dannyarrowheadstalker3054
    @dannyarrowheadstalker3054 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Congratulation AC on the 1 million subscribers. It's truly deserved.