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AM I DREAMING IS THIS IS A DOUBLE UPLOAD FROM CHRISMD!!!! SO HYPED
i love your vids tobe!
The fact he uploaded twice within the vicinity of 2 days is amazing
You took the words right out of my mouth
Hi Tobeskillz I have been a sub since 28 subs btw that jk is lmao
same
If this get 200 likes , CHRISMD join Sdmn
Sidemen=7 letters= Josh,Simon,Ethan,jj,tobi.,Harry,vik lol no chrismd
Yes!
vik should be kicked tho
No the sideman were a group of mates who played gta together. Chris is never gonna be a sideman.
Why? They started the group because each of them knew one of them.
“First time I went top beans, in heinzsight, it was a terrible decision”😂
like that pun LOL
Jussst nooooooo
Lol
bruh how is heinz related
@@owenwilson8594 heinz beanz
Also I love how Tobi didn't get a bucket of food over his head, he just changed trim
@@Gods.the.answer the fucks your problem mate
Spoiling it
@@Gods.the.answer ooh, you’re hard
@@matthewschlosberg9923 spoiled it
@@Gods.the.answer 5 years later 😐 haven’t u already seen it 🤣🤣🤣
For the noodles you could've said "They call me Cristiano Ronoodle"
Ba dum tis
*Shows clip of man jumping of building* *Cringes a bit* but that was a bit funny lol
+MiguelHE24 Tommen Baratheon jumping out of the Red Keep*
+Ben Green Or that
get cancer
WHAT! It's a miracle! Chris uploaded 2 times in two days! 😱
I mean 1 day
+Umer Atif but now he won't upload for 2 months
:...(
yeh that's true he never does
What about w2s
When you said “did someone say crossbar” and hit it..... that was hot
Probably took 100 tries
thanks
@? ?
10:01 usain bolt in the background
Pickles he’s a fast boi
List of Puns Made:
Beans: Spill the *Beans* , Top *Beans* , Has *Beans* , In *Heinz* Sight
Custard: Take You Into *Custard-y*
Bananas: Don't Really *Appeal* to Me , Cross-*Bananas*
Peas: We're Going to *Appeas* Him , *Peas* Don't Make Me , Chocolate Lionel *Mushy* , Stay in One *Peas* , Don't Leave Me Hanging *Peas* , All *Bean* Said and Done
Noodles: No Puns Made
Others: Can we *Desert* the Video There?
Cristiano ronoodles.
+Tdog I'm not one for puns, but that was a noodless pun.
peas dont leave me hanging
I look at noodles (nudles girls)
You missed: "now that it's all bean said and done"
2 videos in 2 days? am i dreaming?
No
*1 day
+Haren Nathwani he lives in malaysia its two days
A dick zhahran
A dick zhahran
Tobis pen is pogbas new penalty 😂🤙2019
Ben Smith that makes no sense
Craze Clan neither do u
Ben Smith Well I kinda do but your just a little 4 year old kid who wouldn't understand
CJVlogs lel
TOP BEANS
Tobi still had another go at the end!!! Lol 😂 love the vids btw
It’s sudden death, they weren’t doing the 3 pens
Damn 2 videos on the last 2 days technically like 7 hours but damn keep it go Chris
+Justin Paz 👏
indeed
My bad on my typing I meant to type up instead of go
I know right
agree
Noodles!
LOL
Hi toby
Bantz
Hey tobi
Poodles
I love this, Chris and Tobi's puns are amazing!
If you think chris's crossbar shot went in leave a like
Kristian Walker I agree
Ddouble-AA it can bounce off the line but ok
Begging for likes lmaoooo
if you think it didn't go in leave a dislike
@@datcoachmemegod9470 No because when the ball hit the crossbar, it will get a backspin and if it lands on the line, it wouldn't hit the crossbar again
The last time Chris uploaded twice in two days
Wenger signed two superstars in two years
It's bean too long since this has happened
Peas do this more often
Be - cus tard - ay is a record breaking day for British folk
When people reply to their own comments it's sad. When they reply twice I want to drink bleach. But when people do it three times I actually pull a knife out and aim it at my throat!!!!!!!!
+BTM Gaming wtf
2 uploads in two days its a miracle
finally a comment that is actually not about Africa.
Iwas thinking about that as well +Trevor Downey 1
This is actually scaring me
It's in 1 day
ikr
I was about to say that
Chris's attrocious ideas make him fun to watch! 🤣🤣🤣
7:27 me sliding into my crushes dms 😂
Ainsley Clark lmao 😂🤣
Liter6
2 VIDEOS IN 2 DAYS ITS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
1 day*
there's sherbert in my home
made outta watermelon
I SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN
2 vids in 17 hours *
OOOOHHHHH YESSSS
For all of those who are complaining about food wastage he used his money for it so he can do whatever he wants with it
respect food more, some have less of it
+kunal bhandari do you even understand how much food is wasted from shops alone that isn't sold? This amount of food makes no fucking difference
+kunal bhandari its probably mostly spoiled food
Edward Bradshaw doesn't matter what others do, don't justify it cause others do it. Also, food wastage is an issue, nobody is denying it
***** They should've said so then
Well... the goalkeeper was awesome in his goalkeeping skills.
Jan Yang Khor I disagree sry
He is joking
Man couldn't save a word document
Marklee NG HAHA
“Who in their right mind goes near that” asked the one holding the bucket
I red this comment right as. He said that
That was so unapeeling. Get it? Cause banana. Peel?
That was terrible
that was great tbh rather genius
Please just leave and never come back
Peas Stop. get it? cuz peas? please?
Toby did already make that joke though...
Please show yourself out.
Chris trying to be like the F2 when he hits a crossbar xD
I'm sorry but I don't believe you
U mean f3
That cracked me up😂😂
+Alex Cohen LOL THATS SO OLD U STUPID BIT...
look every one tgere are many poor people he can give this food to them
but he is waseting this food
he could bring toy rather than food
Am I the only one who thinks Toby's puns are really funny.😂😂😂
7:26 Best Moment in the whole video
2 uploads in 2 days? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL CHRIS?!?!
Lmao
Ikr
ikr
ikr
lol
I thought of Chris's next pun for when they started the banana challenge 'stop monkeying around'. But then I realised that would have been a bit inappropriate..
lmao
Tobi was definitely the right man for this video with his puns
By the time they got to noodles, they were RAMEN out of puns.
I'm sorry you had to witness that.
Angus Wakefield I’m sorry that you are adopted
@@ilush46 6
Imagine if Chris did daily uploads.
Omfg.
He'd be in the 20 mils
calm down m8
If Chris did daily uploads his videos wouldn't be as good he take a lot of time on his videos to make them the best they can be and if he uploads daily he can't do that
There are African kids in America that could've ate that... Get it?
KSI
KSI lives in England
Um wot
No i dont get it because ksi doesnt live in america
+Joe Trimarco it's about
The film with him and Caspar
ksi doesnt live in america u dumb fuck
It’s funny when Toby fell😂😂😂
watching all of chrismds vids during quarintine. Hell Yeah!!
Chris and tobey are the dream duo for puns
And Evan edginer
Add in vik and you've a got a triple threat
#chrizzle
And u can't spell
Tobi*
Mistake to wear white socks today guys...
Allbuus Dumbledoodle
Please. Subscribe
Abdigaming Baller NO
Allbuus Dumbledoodle s
Blooper Blake and cooper yhhyhyhyh
The goalie didn’t even try that hard
Ben V on Chris
Ben V he pays the goalie i bet
He didn’t need to try😋😂
Neither would you if the ball was covered in a minute of beans custard cans banana would you
But he has gloves on
Chris pen went in
, you need to use VAR.
3 videos in the space of 2 days heaven !!
I know
!
That's a lie tho
He's only done 2 vids in 2 days so #stopthelies
Only 2 vidsi
You should do a football challenge with the Sidemen
Lol i read your name as Aids
Lol i read your name as Patrick
+Bleach I read your name as nutrition
Lol y'all should due
die*
who else has seen this before but are just back for the puns
Ryan Edwards yess you got me🤝
Yes
Ryan Edwards how did u know!?
Imagine not rewatching the bit were tobi runs across the peas and falls on his back
It wasn't over... Tobi had another shot
Ever heard of sudden death?
It was first person to miss
didn't seem like it... if tobi had scored it would have tied, sudden death should be if they tie the 3 shots each
+Justin B sudden death isn't 3 shots each. As it works in any penalty shootout, sudden death alternates shots and first to miss loses.
+Justin B Sudden death means that a player wins when he scores and the other player misses. So for the first penalty they both scored, so they go on to the next one. In that one Tobi missed and Chris scored. So that makes Chris the winner. It wasn't 3 shots each
When i got the notification for this video i honestly thought i was seeing things LOL. Talk about random jesus christ hahahaha
I had to double check the screen
+ST 727 So did I haha. I was like wtf... yep thats what it says. *clicks on video* thinking its just a typo... no, no he actually meant it LOL.
i had to refresh the screen
I thought it was a old video at first lol
+MR Mac (mac20313) yeah rolf
in 4:40 tobi's shot was a goal
No it wasn’t, it touched the crossbar and went out after
You can see in some of the crossbars that he took multiple attempts because the ball was behind the goal
Ur fun at parties
The most disgusting thing about this video was the thought of y'all having all that shit all over your socks.
True.
Ya'll should be proud 1500 of you liked this comment...
scroll down to see what it was
*Even v.s. Odd number of likes. Let the battle begin.*
LET THE BATTLE CONTINUE
No
Is 0 even or odd?
You know your comment failed when a reply has more likes than you and you begged for likes.
+LongJohn Silverthorne even
Odd
3:27
Everyone:
Chris : *Here Goes John Terry*
Ps:I'm a Chelsea fan so ya
Zain Irfan yes my g
Chris’s shot of the crossbar did cross the line. It even hit the net... watch it in slow motion.
How sad are these people complaining about food wastage really, get a life
ez for u to say.... u got a fridge
+potraxe yeah I have two, so sad.
+potraxe literally makes no sense that comment, I also have a fruit bowl, what's your point?
Joel Hunter get ur head checked
I know, its not like people are dying from starvation or anything
I find the condition of their socks disturbing...
Cringe!
They were running over food, what do you expect? Idiot
Chill I don't think he expected anything different, its still gross though
7:25 made me laugh so much! 😂😂😂😂😂
When tobi slipped though 😂😂
ChrisMD uploading daily... am I in TH-cam heaven now?
You have been a good person while you were alive, but it is now time to move on. Welcome, my friend, to TH-cam heaven. Enjoy your stay, you'll be here forever!:)
TheGoldenLlama Good thing there's internet here.
+MSZ I luv dis guy xD
Thank you for liking this comment.
Np
No one has liked it tho
I even put thanks. Wow
I liked C:
Gxhddhdh jkdhddxdhdhdh dhxhdhdh jxxddhdhddhddhdh
Nobody:
Tobi: noodles
Chris' 1st banana shot was a perfect recreation of John Terry. lol
Such a waste you could of given that white sheet to the African children
that's not even a bit funny
I could have eaten that white sheet
+A kid in Africa You mean 'dark sheet' if you know what I mean ;)
+ZookaPlays tf take this L and get used to it nigguh
+Grumpee.tf L
There was no need to waste that much food for just one video tbh
+Filthy casualty it being for entertainment justifies wastage ? wow
+Apo cryphos yes
It was out of date
It was for entertainment and what was you gonna eat it ?
quit your bitching
3:16 hello darkness my old friend
“Oh I’ve got a wet bottom”
TOBI HAD ONE MORE SHOT
He could only redeem himself.. even if we would take it... He would still lose as Chris already lead by 2 goals
Abhinav Srivastav but it was three pens so he had one extra chance IF Chris missed.
your first pen on babanas was like joh terry's pen
True
yea to win the champions league
+madforthegames dabslikemad no Chelsea lost the champions league the year he took a penalty
+Jamees Woodhouse no I said he had to score to win the champions league
+Jamees Woodhouse but he didn't score😫
Kids in Africa could have eaten that Toby
*Tobi
+ant venom. :3:3:3:3:3
You're such an idiot for spelling it as Toby.
+wjRainbow Oh no how can I live after such a sin.I should just kill myself and stop wasting oxygen because I misspelled Tobi.
NOT
+Kiril Semerdzhiev Lol when did I ever say that
You're just an idiot
Chris has an army of people putting the foods on the mat whilst he makes puns and hits the crossbar
The goalie misses everything
Shutup
Jarrod Mitchell no ty
he didn't want to make any noodless puns
Kappa
No, just no. xD
kids in africa could eat that food
Hžv :D
hžvvvvv, atmosfera torcide protiv Dinama :D
Don't be that fucking guy
why didn't tobi?
Kids in Africa could of ate your comment
Those dad jokes tho😂😂
That is a lot of food wasting
People in Africa need food
( and other poor and suffering places) so don't waste food 🙏🏽😢
SDL-abdiali oh just shut the fuck up you little bitch
Sylwia Sulkowska shut up racist kid
I am always so happy when Chris is involved in or uploads a video. Including Tobi's video he was in 3 today. It must be a miracle.
I wish chris md was sideman
Same
Diego Hinton: I agree
Diego Hinton yup
Diego Hinton fed CDC.
No he should not
Chris trying to make a joke 1:19 made me die 😂
That was in on bananas
😁
tobi still had another shot tho they couldve drawn still
true and wtf Chris u cheat
It was sudden death
Sudden death....
+AlsoKnownAsLuke #welovetobi
Don't you know the meaning of 'sudden death'?
The crossbar tho
In Football we believe In Football we believe
In Football we believe In Football we believe
In Football we believe In Football we believe
Pauline Boocock
look i bet he took a good 5 times for that crossbar
How to waste food.....
No my Nan was watching
100 like yay
The puns the puns 😂😂😂
Two episodes in one day!!! GLORIOUS GLORIOUS DAY
I dont need to ask who ate the bananas ... cause it' obvious
it's*
Did that have a casual undertone of racism?
Chris did, he was wearing a yellow shirt
RACIST
It was HARAMBE
Who else is back to watching ChrisMD classics before his next upload…
11:04 Thats what a Fusion of Tobi and Neymar at the WC 2018 looks like😂😂
We used a drone in my recent video and play football at a decent level if anyone is interested.
Hi I watch your channel it has really good content
You sir are going places, watched your video. Awesome editing and great goals. Earned yourself a sub!
Checked out your channel. Great work. Got yourself another subscriber
Mikey I'm a sub and you're not decent you are class
I have subbed to your channel you are making great content, keep doing what your doing :)
When they were at the bananas 🍌 and Chris took his first shot it skinned that post ahahahaha yes no no ok 👌 😂😢😢😂😂 "IM BAD"
first of its skimmed not skinned and hit hit the post and didn't brush by it
No
ja
That one went right over your head.
Jordan Ajjnjb
You were lucky Babatunde wasn't around with those bananas
The banana one,chrises first shot was like John Terry's against man u in 2008😂
Chris flew on a plane just to film a video
Maybe Tobi flew on a plane to film a video
It was actually Tobi if you can't tell
its called being a youtuber u fucking idiot, he makes enough money from the video so he can make more entertaining videos so he gets more views
The flight takes 20mins and it cheap to fly from Jursey to England and visa versa.
+SportsGamer21 Chris said he had a plane to catch
when Chris hit the crossbar it went in
Who actually silently appreciated Toby’s puns
Tobi’s jokes are on point they are so funny 😂🤣😂😅😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Two vids on Aug 11
remember this day. The day the messiah came
It's August 12th
+Yair Hernandez august 13th
+Yaasiin Muhidiin August 12
November 13
Yair Hernandez Yaasiin Muhidiin it depends on you country
Prediction: Chris chooses Ozil, Ramsey, and Sanchez for his dream team
Nvm he didn't pick a team lol
your predictions suck...
I want my money back
The puns were hilarious
I like how in his challenges all the guests get the gorefits
they werent done, were they? if toby scored and chris missed, it would still be draw
sudden death is whoever scores first wins but tobi went first and scored so chris must have had a go and he scored then tobi missed then chris scored so chris won
I was thinking that but then I realised it was sudden
He doesn't mean in the sudden death. They tied the first three, Tobi won the fourth and then they tied again. That means Tobi should have won before they went to sudden death.
You need to do the next nerf war video
+no name wolfieraps is the record holder in 7 months of TH-cam he got 2.3million subs
The sidemen channel got to 1 mil subs in quickest time ever :/
Pewdiepies second channel got faster he got 1 million in 2 days
Billy Plays
Enchanted SwagV2 Chris puts effort in his vids
Who all love this video and want to see this video back to back.
I legit held my breath when Chris showed the bucket. That's what happens just thinking of the stink.