Too Fail To Fail | Chapo Trap House | Episode 458 FULL

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  • @jag_140
    @jag_140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Nobody in the world looks like Donald Trump."
    There's an old lady that works as a potato farmer in Spain that looks like Trump's doppelganger.

    • @anthonydipasquale9334
      @anthonydipasquale9334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NOW TRUMPS AN OLD WOMAN IN SPAIN
      FARMING POTATOES IN THE RAIN
      ON EMPTY RINGS AROUND THE SUN
      ALL SING TO SAY MY DREAM HAS COME

    • @akumakorgar
      @akumakorgar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some day we will all look like Trump, it will be required by law

  • @hugoshlim
    @hugoshlim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    don jr always sounds like he's millimeters away from bursting into tears

  • @mr.pavone9719
    @mr.pavone9719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I watched the debates because they cancelled the county fair and thus cancelled the demolition derby. I was disappointed that nobody caught fire but at least it was a 5 car pileup.

  • @berdyderg900
    @berdyderg900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    There's no need to overcomplicate it, RBG didn't want a black man to chose her replacement

  • @rosaluxemburg1670
    @rosaluxemburg1670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Donald Trump JR: "My father has paid tens of millions in taxes"
    (as in hes only paid $10 or $20 bucks out of the millions in taxes he should have paid.)

  • @hjarra1584
    @hjarra1584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I never thought Bum fights would make a come back until I watched the last debate

  • @jrobert5540
    @jrobert5540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Buy Chris Wallace a gun

  • @parhhesia
    @parhhesia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Damn, I need Felix to do my taxes now.

  • @mtext8599
    @mtext8599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    55:15 "The Democrats have done the political version of Trump's financial maneuverings [...] 'Why is this the most important election ever? What did you do to get us to this point?' [...] Running Joe Biden is the political equivalent of paying $750 in taxes." *chef's kiss for Felix*

  • @Nikto434
    @Nikto434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Would you torture the perfect clone of the Rock?

  • @subversivelysurreal3645
    @subversivelysurreal3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ‘an aggressively debt-rich spending (investment) style…’ 🤣🤣🤣

  • @elliotted6690
    @elliotted6690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I feel like at this stage the undecided vote isn't really Trump v Biden, I think for a lot of people the question is voting vs not voting. People who Tuned into the debate as matt said to see if Biden was actually alive and capable to move around and think on his own by and large I don't think would have gone to trump otherwise. if the debate had come and they wheeled biden out and he was in a vegatative state, those people would have just dropped out of voting all together.

    • @blackzeroflame
      @blackzeroflame หลายเดือนก่อน

      Underrated comment in light of recent events

  • @subversivelysurreal3645
    @subversivelysurreal3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Will nailed it, it’s like that book i had...’Free to be, not you, but Me!’

  • @lukewilson2450
    @lukewilson2450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's "Amy Coney Island Barrett," but whispered in Lou Reed's voice.

  • @subversivelysurreal3645
    @subversivelysurreal3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    they’re not clones...they’re Tulpas, and their original selves are stuck in the black lodge.

  • @Foster_Wallace
    @Foster_Wallace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nice timing lol

  • @subversivelysurreal3645
    @subversivelysurreal3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If you make one million dollars in one year, or more👉🏾your chances of being audited are three percent. by design, and gutting of the #IRS.

    • @user-tx3xy7lw6w
      @user-tx3xy7lw6w 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did you #, this isn't Twitter sperg.

  • @andr0oS
    @andr0oS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Liberals think Rowe V. Wade > Chevron Deference
    Conservatives know Rowe V. Wade < Chevron Deference
    Nerds know what Chevron Deference even is.

    • @CommonScentsAintSoCommonNow
      @CommonScentsAintSoCommonNow 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      And now they’ve both been overturned by the Courts. Things are gonna get real weird soon.

    • @andr0oS
      @andr0oS 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@CommonScentsAintSoCommonNow Yeah, it's been wild to see, no idea how this is gonna turn out... badly for people in power, with any luck.

  • @ChiefNakedButt
    @ChiefNakedButt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tanzania, reporting for duty!

  • @AndrewThoesen
    @AndrewThoesen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy shit Eric Trump is Jona Ryan from
    VEEP

  • @MrKYT-gb8gs
    @MrKYT-gb8gs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great title

  • @poops9o9
    @poops9o9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Von Dutch ref 😂

  • @OstrichRidingCowboy
    @OstrichRidingCowboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Parscale had all that hardware and couldn't finish the job? #smh

    • @Jacob0693
      @Jacob0693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s all about the follow-through

  • @OyVeey
    @OyVeey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    it's a testament to the comedic decline of this show that the riff involving Obama and "can you smell what the Rock is cooking" didn't reference him eating dog

  • @nathanswann1198
    @nathanswann1198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when i think about a Biden administration, i instantly picture a tall, grey, cold wall....

  • @hangukhiphop
    @hangukhiphop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You know what was orders of magnitude worse than "Notorious RGB?"
    #RuthkandaForever
    Like Jesus Christ WTF do they actually think she's black?

    • @speakerz74
      @speakerz74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      her whole life she ardently advocated for the rights and humanity of all especially women and People of color, soooo yea she's right up there with rosa parks

    • @hangukhiphop
      @hangukhiphop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@speakerz74 ok equating them is debatable, but it's outright nonsense to treat RBG like she, herself, is black! lol

    • @leorickt.9604
      @leorickt.9604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who gives a shit

    • @hangukhiphop
      @hangukhiphop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@leorickt.9604 I, for one, believe in the value of cringe, good sir!

    • @leorickt.9604
      @leorickt.9604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hangukhiphop fair enough

  • @anthonydipasquale9334
    @anthonydipasquale9334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Biden kind of dabbing on trump rn ngl

  • @Jarjarbinks683
    @Jarjarbinks683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Amy isn't the hottest Supreme Court member if I'm being 100 with you. Like, she's up there but I'll always be riding with William O Douglas. Riding on him more lik-

  • @subversivelysurreal3645
    @subversivelysurreal3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    if they cared about you one iota...take it from someone who has been locked up, for nothing...and nothing, and nothing. and i’ll confess my law breaking when it (might) have been sorta fair. before.

  • @subversivelysurreal3645
    @subversivelysurreal3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay I am a BITCH...but can we NOT promulgate the mispronunciation of SPHERE , Sphere, as in something circular, into Spear ...like something that you throw?! now that i’m definitely gonna die, harder.

  • @johannF09
    @johannF09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man, I just can't get behind Matt on the court thing. Don't the courts have something to with labor unions being broken? Abortion rights? I mean I can't do anything about it, but it does matter.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't need the courts to defund public hc access. Global business community/ financial sector cooperation & discipline since the 70s have more to do with the former..

    • @cyanplaza5153
      @cyanplaza5153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You need to understand the broader picture for the anti-capitalist left. The supreme court is a tool of capital and even if it has minor defenses, they're largely circumvented (see how abortion is "legal" and you might have one clinic in a 500 mile radius) and the only purpose the court has now is to stop and legislation that might harm capital. The Democrats outright said they won't do anything to fix the court, either.
      If there is still a supreme court in 20 years, it truly doesn't matter. It's like if a fire broke out on the Titanic. That sucks, but even if that wasn't there, you still just hit the iceberg. We will have either moved beyond a system where everything is gatekept by capital (or what remains/replaces of it as profits continue to fall), or we get socialism.

    • @johannF09
      @johannF09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cyanplaza5153 I completely get that the court is a tool of capital. I just agree with the late Michael Brooks that there is still enough margin for misery in the difference between GOP and Dem politics that it will still matter. We don't know what will happen in 20 years, and in the mean time enough people will still get hurt that I think this still matters. Am I supposed to believe that there is some kind of countdown on heightened contradictions? It can get worse and stay that way. There's too much contingency, and while I am aware that at the state level abortion is de facto illegal in some states, it isn't like that nationally yet. Also given that Matt is a prominent leftest Podcaster, shouldn't he be a bit more concerned about a pro-fascist, as opposed to merely pro-capital, justice system? Didn't they already start investigating Brace?

    • @cyanplaza5153
      @cyanplaza5153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@johannF09 The issues with that are:
      1) The Democrats, the supposed "harm reduction party" already came out and said they won't pack the courts, nor will they stop the new justice from being seated. So, in the short and medium term there's nothing you can do. The only political party that could stop this judicial coup from happening just said to sit and spin, mostly because whatever they decide won't actually harm them. They have enough money to circumvent whatever fresh hell comes down the pipeline.
      2) The point isn't to wait for some supposed countdown of conditions, the point is as a leftist, they really, truly don't matter to you. The Democrats will never listen to any suggestions you'd want to see on the court. They won't even bother fighting for a "moderate" piece of shit like Garland. If we were in a position to influence the court, we would simply abolish the court. Any energy, even just being emotionally invested in the outcome (which, don't get it twisted, even with votes is the most investment you or I will ever have in this process) is wasted.
      3) Historical context shows that, in context to the broader anti-capitalist left, the democrats will just be as hostile as the GOP. I remember how Occupy was brutally put down. I remember Obama doubling down on calling Ferguson protestors "thugs". And Biden and the Democratic party are further to the right (mostly due to a combo of "their donors won't even allow for discussion of social democratic policies" and liberals who might be amenable to the left still voting for them anyways) than they were in 2014. Fascism rises when capital is in crisis. Biden isn't suggesting anything to either solve that crisis or even just be slightly less brutal than Trump in regards to protestors. If you think he's gonna give a pardon to the 4 PSL members that got arrested recently, you're insane.
      So no, smoke a blunt and kick up your feet. Liberals can fight over this decrepit institution if they want to waste their time on it. If you are anti-capitalist in any meaningful way, you've been shut out of this fight. If they want shit to get better, they gotta come to us, because no other alternative is coming down the pipeline, whether we want it or not.

    • @jonsmith9838
      @jonsmith9838 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johannF09 yea, there is a risk of a new lochner era

  • @Vv-ys4vw
    @Vv-ys4vw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WILL LET THE OTHERS TALK

  • @Louie_The_Dago
    @Louie_The_Dago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Its hard to take chapo traphouses critiques of the comedy of bill maher and john oliver seriously when they have felix constantly interrupting with his terrible "reference" humor and other horrendously cringe "jokes"

    • @angkari7244
      @angkari7244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      felix is hilarious shut up youre cancelled.

    • @akumakorgar
      @akumakorgar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Felix is a national treasure, his KD ratio is probably huge

    • @OlPalJoe
      @OlPalJoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      political humor has always just been cancer to me frankly.

    • @mr.pavone9719
      @mr.pavone9719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@OlPalJoe and yet here you are

    • @OlPalJoe
      @OlPalJoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mr.pavone9719 hate watching watching is a time honored tradition in the Sloppy househould

  • @speed0spank
    @speed0spank 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank god SCOTUS didn't end up overturning anything important. Oh dear what fools we were.

  • @Louie_The_Dago
    @Louie_The_Dago ปีที่แล้ว +6

    God, Felix is so unfunny

    • @fancykarlmarx
      @fancykarlmarx ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok who is funny

    • @Louie_The_Dago
      @Louie_The_Dago ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fancykarlmarx Rich Evans.

    • @beebopasaurus
      @beebopasaurus ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Louie_The_DagoWould love for rich Evans to replace Felix on chapo

    • @Louie_The_Dago
      @Louie_The_Dago ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beebopasaurus They couldn't afford Rich Evans. Though seeing how well prepared Rich Evans is when he does a Re:View with someone, he would most likely do the same on Chapo instead of showing up blind like Felix.
      40k a month to do literally nothing. Over half the country cant make 40K a year at a real job thats destroying them.
      "Hey Will, what we talking bout tomorrow?"
      "Farts and butts and penises."
      "Ok, cool."
      Thats it. Thats all Felix has to do. He can even prewrite jokes based on the material so he isnt in a constant state of bombing.
      He could "Yes, And..." Matts hot takes and actually elevate the conversation.
      Anything that would at least slightly demonstrate he knows he's the luckiest person in the country. For a podcast where they constantly rag on overpaid do-nothing morons whose status is artificially maintained by the system they served their whole life, they're sure lacking some self awareness.

    • @effrme
      @effrme ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its ok man