When even god disses ur prayer 😭
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"Will you give me dat million dollas"
*3 seconds later*
"I wanna pray for the world"
😂 how slick
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@@bees9354 um actually 🤓
@@bees9354 no one's counting
12*
@@bees9354 you sound like a nerd
"Top 10 ways to go to hell"
Feels so haram watching plus laughing at this
Underrated comment
Sounds exciting
Y so goody
God got a sense of humor to
*"Are you sure?"*
Yes I am
@@gigachad3623 say my name
@@gigachad3623 opposite day
@@NutsDerk1 Champ
Me: *walks in*
God: "Dammit son you're as stupid as they get ain't ya"
Me: 🤷♂️
You're*
@@alexviol1587 my phone usually autocorrects that for me thanks for pointing it out
Then you hit god with a “welp, I WAS made in YOUR image”
Lmao 😂😂😂😂
Imagine if God actually had full fledge conversations with everyone who prayed, & it would be something regular to everyone 😂😂😂
People ain't that smart so some won't even give themselves a chance to turn their life around. They gonna say something on some dumb stuff and go straight to the barbeque pit.
If youre really close with God then you can have actual conversations, its just not so much with words
Every time I watch this the likes go up like 10 times more than it was
@Jacob Davis bro what are you on about
@Jacob Davis God I wanna pray for dis man he clearly don't know how likes work ☠️
@@mangomadness0178 well clearly 42 people disagree with you dummy
Lol
The reason why some people get on their knees is to show that God has authority
honestly I pray wherever whenever in my head...
Its also humbling yourseld
This life is an test. May we all be guided. Ameen
Ameen, i was trying to find a muslim comment
"I don't know if you been paying attention... or if you been seeing, but I dOnT i DoNT think you do....
Edit: guys this was just a joke, God hears our prayers and listens this was literally just a joke smh
LOL
I wonder if god actually hasn't been seeing or paying attention
@@zenitsuxnezukochan2801 he has. It's just that things can't always make us happy, not everything can be perfect
@Techankykang🇺🇦 what would you know? You're just a simple human being who can't even conceive the idea that there are things he cannot see. What is a "problem" to you anyways? No mater how good God makes life for us, there will always be something that isn't as good, and we will shed negative light on everything else. You really think we deserve paradise? You better start praying and humbling yourself to God right now, and repent for all your sins, if you really want to see paradise.
Fax doe
For reall GOD knows what we need more than ourselves ❤️✝️
Oh sorry for yr lost i really didn't mean that with my words
So sorry 🙏
lmao this is actually funny
It's not
@@freshfresh2550 it is. It's aight if you're a hard core believer that throws a fit whenever the word "god" is "used in vain" but no one except other people like you give 2 and a half shits
It's disrespectful
In my point of view
@@randomperson1437 i'm Christian and it's still funny lighten up bro
@@redcat245 Just saying man
And sure it IS kinda funny
God I wanna pray for the world no you dont he just REJECTS HIM 😂😂😂😂
Lmao them Christians are out of the woodwork *mad* 🤣🤣🤣
This man been working out
HE dissed God 😂
Dissing God is one way to end up in hell if you don’t repent
Just wanted to say...
When you pray to God He NEVER disses your prayers 🥺
if you hear a whisper of negative thoughts it's NOT God saying those things to you.
The devil doesn't want you to talk to your heavenly father,
he wants you to continue to suffer
So he'll say anything to get you to feel less and less valued.
When in truth to God, your thoughts are important!
He will NEVER turn you away, because He wants to talk with you ❤️🥺
God loves you 😭
Ok ok ok, I saw this video and it said “I prayed for a bike, but I knew that wasn’t how god worked. So I stole one and asked for forgiveness” 💀💀💀
Thx for the tip, gotta try it tomorrow
Now that’s something I can get behind lmfao
Also not how God works. If you have bad intent he can see rught through that shit.
You also only get forgiven for wrongdoing through Jesus Christ not by your own doing
@@JMRabil675 bro cant take a joke
God always in control
“Get on your knees”
😏
@@wadellemariedelacamara2535 😏
@@Dog-qk6cz 😏
God after 10 seconds:
"ZA WARUDO"
I love how he's subtly calling out the hypocrisy in religion 🤣
Hypocrisy?
Yes China...
Hypocrisy.
All religion is hypocritical, if God truly exists then the Bible isnt his word, nor is it the Quaran, nor whatever the fuck fairytale there is left for people to debate.
Yes china...
Hypocrisy.
Knowing darn well that God isn’t controlling the war from Ukraine.. or covid. This is man’s doing and we are in hands of the wicked in this world.
GOD definitely has got the world, He gave his son for us and that is more than enough, but he continues to help us everyday. GOD is also not a genie, people come to him just to ask for stuff and when they don’t get it, they get mad at GOD. GOD knows good and well once you get what you were asking for, you’d probably use it for evil 🙏✝️❤️
God be like
"Bro I created trees to clean the atmosphere you wanna pray after destroying it? "
I love god and Jesus and god and Jesus are good amen 🙏
Also God: “yeah… I’m gonna destroy this world eventually-“
Yea so eventually everyone is just in heaven or hell. Whichever one they deserve☺☺
@@Ayoush174 well, technically El Shaddai will cleanse the world in fire. Then remade.
After that, the kingdom of Heaven will be here. The spiritual and physical will be one.
This man sounds like my mom
"I don't think you do..."
***today we'll be looking at how to enter the realm below hell***
All of this chaos we are causing, and we just expect God to fix it all. If there were no bad, there would be no good.
Yeah we caused natural sicknesses and diseases 🙄
@@thatmemechannel8064 It's a stretch, but yes, because we rebelled.
I don’t know if I should press like or not , love you God 🥰❤️
Thoughts on my head when I don't have a problem and I pray.
Seriously when you have a lot of problems i pray without any doubt.
People only pray to God when they want somethin🤷♂️
How the heck do you pray to god when you don't want something? "Dear God, I want from your highness to bless me with.... Nothing...?" See it doesn't make sense.
@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx well I mean, we’re supposed to be his friend and children. So we should treat him like that ig. “Dear God, I just would like to thank you for today, I want to thank you for all of my friends and family and struggles, because I know that when I get through them I will be better.”
@@MIKE16 why tf would I thank a being who gave me struggles and offered no help lol
@@horizon1132 life gave you the struggles. Someone passing away is understandable. But blaming God for what people do to you is kinda hilarious.
@@MIKE16 He is an all knowing being who created everyone and their personalities
I love how God is just wearing bathing robes.
Its zues , _why wouldnt he_
Why would he tho?
@@adox_theonly i stand corrected , he would be wearing nothing
He is the one to command so it can't be a problem
He has got the world amen
I know this a skit and all but I would be flabbergasted at anyone trying to crack jokes and slick remarks to god 😂
The only reason we wouldnt crack jokes at god at all with the threat of him throwing us in hell if he never would do that he would be roasted 24/7
@@laughingconstantly5712 as long as there's still a large amount of love, respect and faith towards him without any mockery, i think it's alright. i think anyways. i still fear the possibility of him clapping and ending our species in a heartbeat
Praise god he’s only out for your good and he loves you it’s the devil and these temptations that’s messing everything up
“You ain’t gunna get on your knees”
Well they did say god loves all
How the hell did I get 100 likes in 5 days?
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No God doesn't love all
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Ayo?🤨 Caught God in 4K Ultra HD 📸📸📸
I'm not religious but this is funny af
"There's kids dying in middle east war bro. I dOn'T think you do"
Don’t question God, His ways are higher than ours
Smdh don't play around with God and his name. You need to put some RESPECT ON GODS NAME 🙏.
Nah
God aint real dumbass
God leaves the world for destruction because we made it that way, he did make it beautiful... but we ruined it...
God made the kangaroo case closed
@@ruantimker1273 What's the kangaroo case?
“Ion think you do” xD
The guts to argue with God 🤣
God :"what do you want"
Him :"a million dollars"
God :" Ha look at this piece of shi-"
God bless yall
**Gets kicked out of Heaven**
JESUS LOVES YOU
🚽PRAISE OUR LORD 🔜☮️ THANK YOU JESUS CHRIST FOR BEING OUR SAVIOR📺 praise our LORD 🩸 thank you for being our savior jesus Christ 🛐
nah
Please shut up bruh this a comedy video
I agree... but the toilet emoji wha
@@blazi7560 you question that while we got a TV and a drop of blood
@@dungeonsanddragonshomebrew3165 I will
Yeeeeeeaaaaah so there are different postures of prayer and it is okay 👍🏽 to stand and pray ☺️
Don’t talk back to god
Yeah
@@natereadsbooks Hedlok: screw God
Praise the Lord
I’m reading the comments and I see people typing that this proves the hypocrisy in religion. this video displayed Christianity in a bad light. As does many other sources. God isn’t the reason why the world is like it is, we are the reason the world is burning, so don’t blame god for trying to save you.
Fax
However… a lot of Christianity is hypocritical and selfish (I can say that bc I’m a Christian) so even though its not his fault, we not rly helping 😭
God isn't real
@@24_anderson Hi, can you list some proof that Christianity is so-called "hypocritical and selfish"
God is this God is that. God wants your life your soul and wallet. He'll SAVE you right. But SOON as something kicks off "ITS NOT GOD ITS YOU" well nigga if it's me now it was me before and it will be me after gtfo. How long the Humanity game been out? Millions of years. And he STILL ain't drop that "salvation" pack after the Jesus DLC? Smh
Bro this whole world is just a test from god to see who deserves to go to paradise. He is aware of everything going on right now.
Me:dear God I want to become a god and surpass u here and now
God:okay
Me again:and make u dissapear *laughs*
God:
Mocking god
@@segura7169 yes
@@segura7169 god is my bitch
Man's about to chill in the first circle of hell for that convenient prayer.
Look bro god clearly saw 1,263,567 alternate timelines where humanity extincts itself this path is the only way. Duhhhhh ahahahahaha
@UR STUPID yes bro issa infinity war reference
@UR STUPID look at your yt name and thats what you are.
God been missing out now people getting paid 900 dollars a month ifykyk...
He’s not doing that it’s God when we get there it is going to be no money I heaven and also God made the world so he can do what ever he wants we are at Gods mercy
Yes he got the world.
Disrespectful
Truthful you mean?
Just leave God Alone bro 🤣 Jesus Can Listen Too
"god created the things..."
"Humans discover the things..."
We also destroyed them too
Let's discover the truth.
That’s disrespectful. 😑🙄🥹
God aint real bitch
🫧⚡️✨
Lol
God loves you no matter what and I hope everyone reading this knows that
"So you gon give me dat million dollars?"
"Absolutely not:
"Then n--"
*gets sent to h3ll*
Devil/Satan:WELCOME TO YOUR ETERNAL D@MNATION
*Its not mandatory to get on your knees and pray. If you’re asking God for forgiveness of sin, then you should get on your knees, humble yourself and confess. Also you don’t need to do the hand prayer " 🙏 " to pray. Also remember, God knows what you need before you even ask Him. He knows our intentions better than we think we do our own.
I rlly didn't know where this was goin when he was told to get on his knees..
Edit: aAaAahhh pls hit at least 23 likes 🙏
No matter how disrespectful he will never be mean to you because god loves us with all his giant heart and will never leave our side thill the end of eternity
God will not do that cause he loves all of us
Bru and I’m literally about to go to church😭
This is hilarious 🤣
Bro said I got it like it's a occupation 😭.
Him: making a good video (no joke)
The background: 🫠
Man took his hubady bubady attitude upstairs💀💀💀💀
God:Yeah....everyone's equal....
Equally suffering......
"i got the world"
_starts to list every single war and tragedy since 3000 years ago_
“idk if you been paying attention or if you been seeing, but I don’t think u do I don’t think u do” it’s funny how I think the exact same way but at the same time I think he has a plan
His plan is to do a massive hunters' exam
Man god got so tired he opened the door back to earth
Trust me the world might be fucked rn but his is here for us and he is watching out for us
It’s crazy how this video could be shared to people any time in human history and always be accurate, oh wait that’s just sad.
JESUS IS KING
Mockers will not inherit the kingdom of heaven. We all have a soul, and it’s going somewhere
"I don't think that your paying attention, we have a worldwide panda bear going on right now."
Bro This whole world is just a test from god to see who deserves to go to paradise. He is aware of everything going on right now.
Damn it
U can’t lie to god
He wrote our story
he wrote hitler and every heinous human being to exist just so an abundance of people could die ig 🔥🔥🔥
@@dariodolmagic2180 death is life
In all fairness, demise is the natural order of things
God already knows your words before you say it even EDTP got terified😨
No bro jesus always listen to your prayers man.He always loves you so much nothing is gonna take his love away.He will never leave you or forsake you.
Bro on his millennium long smoke break
If it’s heaven what you gonna buy in heaven moneys worthless😂
He ain’t got the world DIO DOES ZA WARUDO
Ngl I want this to have another pt
"i got the world"
I think god has diffrent plans for us than we tought
Lol love the video
relatable 💯💯
“Dear god, step up yo game”
Bro God homie this shit might as well be on fire tf you mean you got this
man fr had a whole switcharro
He had me in first half ngl