"No more kids I'm a child aborte-" "You need to cut that out" "That's what I said" STEPHEN HOW DO YOU GET AWAY WITH THESE THINGS THEY SHOULD NOT BE AS HILARIOUS AS THEY ARE
THE OG TUNE: Come on then, come on then that's my sound Everybody here, yeah we're gonna get down Don't do it for the quid, but I do it for a pound (Why?) Because it rhymes with sound Yes! Now you're rocking with the best MCR gonna flex that chest All the ladies in the North West Hear this sound and get impressed (Why?) Because it's what we do I've been a bad boy since 2K2 Check on the mic, yeah check 1, 2 Check 1 check 1 check 1, 2 Naughty! With a filthy flow Call me Papa John cause I'm making dough Hit after hit like a domino Putting down the mic because I've got to go Jk lol Guess whose back Standing here with my main man max I'll spit real slow And I'll spit real fast Nobody better when we're on this track Yes! Coz I'm a big time raver Smooth all over like a full-time shaver Old School sound with a brand new flavour Everyone knows I am the donk scene saviour Wow! That was pretty quick Yeah cheers mate but stick to the script I was just saying that was wickedy sick Well call me Christ, I was born with a gift Born with a gift? Jesus got 3 Yeah but I bet they couldn't MC Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee Who said that? Muhammad Gandhi
Come on then come on then that's my sound Everybody here yeah we're gonna get down Don't do it for the quid, but i do it for the pound (Why?) Cos it rhymes with sound Yes Now you're rocking with the best MCR gonna flex that chest All the ladies in the North West Hear this sound and get impressed (Why?) Cos it's what we do Been a bad boy since 2K2 Check on the mic, yeah check 1(2) Check 1 check 1 check 1 (2) Naughty, With the filthy flow Call me Papa John cos I'm making dough Hit after hit, like a Domino Putting down the mic cos I've got to go JK LOL Guess who's back Standing here with my main man Max (I'll spit real slow) And I'll spit real fast Nobody better when we're on this track (Yes) Cos I'm a big time raver Smooth all over like a full time shaver Old school sound with a brand new flavour Everyone knows I'm the donk scene saviour (Wow, that was pretty quick) Yeah cheers mate but stick to the script (I'm just saying that was wickedy sick) Well call me Christ, I was born with a gift (Born with a gift? Jesus got 3) Yeah but i bet that her couldn't MC Float Like like a butterfly, sting like a bee Who said that? (Tyson Fury) **instrumental** Anyway round two coming up guys (ding ding) You sound like a fucking microwave Fuck that, bun that Can i gt a comeback? Now I'm from the North West Yeah well i run that (Drop Big Bars) Gonna get a hard hat Don't rate me? (Must be a dumb twat) Ay up mucker Fancy a cuppa? (Go on our kid) (Milk, 2 sugar) (What's for supper?) Bread and butter (Anything else?) Greedy fucker (Yes lad) I'm lethal like Baghdad Make a man go missing (Bad dad) Caught my girlfriend kissing (Went Mad) It burns when I'm pissing (It' clap) Chatting shit (No it's legit) I knew I was in trouble when I smelt her clit (don't worry lad I thought she was fit) Did you shag? (Just felt her tit) I'm a reckless rudeboy Noshed like a chew-toy Girls so wet (I say 'ahoy hoy') Raps what I enjoy Ears like playboy Other MCs (It's what we dislike) I'm flash with the cash If you flash your gash (Show me your spuds) (And I'm down the mash) I was on the lash when I had a crash (The pigs pulled up so i had to dash) Fucking fuming Big bass booming Hear this sound (Time to tune in) Cleaning up (Don't mean grooming) Loved by the kids (Still don't men grooming) It's MCR you know who we are Gonna blast this beat from every car I go line for line (I go bar for bar) Watch me be a mega (Supercar) .........
in 15 years kids will look back at this and realize who really brought back donk music. the hero we all needed. well done boys. this is bigger than brexit.
Stephen: We sort have hit a brick wall a few months back Cameraman: with regards to music Stephen: no with the car Max: In my defence my girlfriend was giving birth at the time I was the most sober out of us all Stephen: How is little Kyle Max: Still cross-eyed 😂😂😂😂😂😂
this is like a clasic youtube song you'd find here in like s1 highscool after finding lonely island and realise you find the perfect mix of musics and comedy
Ahoy Stetards, the first of many sketches this year. I hope you enjoy it x
Daddy 🤤💦
Stephen Tries reply or your a virgin
What a song my son
when we getting the studio version for itunes?
Bohemian Rhapsody, Candle In The Wind, Donk Scene Saviour - all timeless classics
yup
This should be entered into the Eurovision song contest.
Please
Might make eurovision actually enjoyable
I'd watch it for once
its better than any song ive heard on eurovision
Stfu
Second verse hardest ever
320 likes no comments say less
@@riceenjoyer_ ?
“How is little Kyle?”
“Still Cross-eyed”
I can’t with this man...
Max can't be topped
@@Sillimant_ but he can be bottemd
Yeah mate I saw it in the video I dont need you to tell me again
I'm actually alright now
ItsKyle good to know mate 👍so many child stars struggle with the fame and fortune
Telling my kids that this is Skepta and JME
Nahh krept and konan
Jaykay and aitch
@Harry Goddard truue
Nah this is different style music. This is the old day stuff.
Is it not
“Still don’t mean grooming” when I tell you I’m crying I’m not lying. Max’s face finished me off.
Uzi 1600 finished u off how
Thats pretty gay
No homo tho?
One rapper that Eminem was afraid to diss
*two rappers eminem was afraid to diss
2*
Why do i see this on every song
Shut up this comment is so boring
Didn’t see MCR on the parklife 2020 line up must’ve been a mistake
They accidentally put some Ksi guy instead??
Jonesy18 utm
Jonesy18 I bet you have an 8 inch fallace
Nufc hehe
Toon ⚪️⚫️
0:50 Stephen trying not to crack up 😂😂
that was part of his character
@@charlie13333 no it isn't in the outtakes they had to reshoot that like 8 times cause he kept laughing
FireSniper it is part of the character
@@myxion2671 Its part of the character
"No more kids, I'm a child abor-"
"Stop right there! You need to cut that out!"
"Thats what I said!"
Stephen, NO! 💀
Stephen YES!
Jacob Rowley time stamp?
Yeah mate I saw it in the video I dont need you to tell me again
Matty Downs 1:32
knaW and I saw your reply on the other comment I don’t need you to tell me again
“Cleaning up
don’t mean groomin
Loved by the kids
Still don’t mean groomin”
This bar KILLED me
finally, the best comeback in the history of music
Gram snorter 3 daughters no more kids I'm a child abor..."
Stop there, you need to cut that out
"That's what I said." 🤣🤣🤣🙏 golden
0:53 Stephen trying so hard not to laugh XD
Anyone else keep coming back to this vid cuz they genuinely like the song😂
Eduardo Medina yeah
Oh sheeeeet you got me mate
Why.
I put it in a in a yt group
Once a week at least lol
‘At least he’s playing with words now and not farmyard animals’ 😂😂
“it wasnt the numbers he was fiddling” STEPHEN NO
"No more kids I'm a child aborte-"
"You need to cut that out"
"That's what I said"
STEPHEN HOW DO YOU GET AWAY WITH THESE THINGS THEY SHOULD NOT BE AS HILARIOUS AS THEY ARE
Yeah mate I saw it in the video I dont need you to tell me again
@@cheman579 alright mate who hurt you
Where was that part in the video?
How do u get away with those caps.. geez calm down fella.
1.30
“dyslexitives”
0:40 "I've proper put me foot in it, not literally lol, that'd be weird" hahahaha
Stephen tries trying not to break character at 0:51 is highly underrated
‘Say you’ve got Dyslexatives’ - Max Smith
Stephen Tries 5 mill 2020
pain loves feeling i i really dont think so mate
@@solarisiri have a more positive outlook
Stephen is the most talented but underrated grime artist ever 🔥🔥🔥🔥
my chemical romance looks different here
It wasn’t just me who thought that omg
ilylenney I thought they actually meant My Chemical Romance at first
Wow they turned British and started mcing
MCR is better that my chemical romance
i was excited for half a second before I played the video 😂
HAHAHAH Ahhhh that was a BANGAW
Bless you sir
@@StephenTries hello Stephen
Collab please
0:53 Stephen trying not to laugh lol
. 😂
4:45 Still don't mean grooming 😂😂😂
This isn’t what I expected from the MCR reunion. But I can’t complain.
Stephen is now Gerard Way
no one can replace gerard, thank you very much.
although, stephen is a very good contender
Mate I come and listen to this several times a month and I still love it
The amount of one liners in this is amazing.
W2S would be having a field day
3:30 “Float like a butterfly sting like a bee, who said that” who else expected him to say little t rather than Tyson fury 😂
“You need to cut that out”
“That’s what I said”
Unbelievable 😂😂
Yeah mate I saw it in the video I dont need you to tell me again
knaW I didn’t ask “mate”
knaW yeah mate saw that the first 2 times u commented it
knaW I dOn’T nEeD yOu To TeLl Me AgAiN
knaW stfu
Waiting for people to come back to this in 2/3 years
THE OG TUNE:
Come on then, come on then that's my sound
Everybody here, yeah we're gonna get down
Don't do it for the quid, but I do it for a pound
(Why?) Because it rhymes with sound
Yes! Now you're rocking with the best
MCR gonna flex that chest
All the ladies in the North West
Hear this sound and get impressed
(Why?) Because it's what we do
I've been a bad boy since 2K2
Check on the mic, yeah check 1, 2
Check 1 check 1 check 1, 2
Naughty! With a filthy flow
Call me Papa John cause I'm making dough
Hit after hit like a domino
Putting down the mic because I've got to go
Jk lol
Guess whose back
Standing here with my main man max
I'll spit real slow
And I'll spit real fast
Nobody better when we're on this track
Yes! Coz I'm a big time raver
Smooth all over like a full-time shaver
Old School sound with a brand new flavour
Everyone knows I am the donk scene saviour
Wow! That was pretty quick
Yeah cheers mate but stick to the script
I was just saying that was wickedy sick
Well call me Christ, I was born with a gift
Born with a gift? Jesus got 3
Yeah but I bet they couldn't MC
Float like a butterfly
Sting like a bee
Who said that?
Muhammad Gandhi
Please tell me you did not just say Muhammad Ghandi 😂
@@danwheeler02 It's what they said in the previous version of this song for the comedic cut away at the end :p
Mahatma you sausages😂
or willne instead of ghandi if u went to twoti live
Yes yes raving crew is no longer. Am sad.
Watched this sooo many times ive got it stuck in my head
When Stephen Tries makes better musik then Jake Paul without even trying..
Misoe493 to be fair to Jake Paul that isn’t hard
@@jamesharding9911 Nope.. I just like to slay him when ever i can..
Misoe493 hahah fair enough. I mean you have plenty of opportunities on TH-cam which is good
Misoe493 yeah you got plenty of opportunities for that lol
*music idiot
Mate said “lethal like Baghdad makes make mans go missing, bad dad” lmao dead
Can only imagine you’ll be performing at Glastonbury this year
Hands down the greatest video on TH-cam.
0:53 stephen almost cracked
How do they always know exactly what we want and deliver it every time?
Made my fucking week boys, almost pissed myself
yes we stan
WillNE Is class.
This actually slaps
If this isn’t on Spotify soon someone’s gonna die
Hmm I think I've saw this comment before
“but me mam says we were too loud”
i’m creasing 😭😭
3:15 are we gonna talk about how smooth that was
Legend..allthough u don’t upload as much.. they are always class af😂makes my day
This is what TH-cam's for it's got that homely feel of TH-cam in the good old days but a modern quality I'm so happy haha
For sure feels original and homemade
Finally it’s the return of the greatest artists in Europe
Stephen, I never knew you before you appeared on True geordie's podcast but I found you to be hysterically funny on there. Keep it up dude
When Stephen uploads
Awwww yes lad
Come on then come on then that's my sound
Everybody here yeah we're gonna get down
Don't do it for the quid, but i do it for the pound
(Why?)
Cos it rhymes with sound
Yes
Now you're rocking with the best
MCR gonna flex that chest
All the ladies in the North West
Hear this sound and get impressed
(Why?)
Cos it's what we do
Been a bad boy since 2K2
Check on the mic, yeah check 1(2)
Check 1 check 1 check 1 (2)
Naughty,
With the filthy flow
Call me Papa John cos I'm making dough
Hit after hit, like a Domino
Putting down the mic cos I've got to go
JK LOL
Guess who's back
Standing here with my main man Max
(I'll spit real slow)
And I'll spit real fast
Nobody better when we're on this track
(Yes)
Cos I'm a big time raver
Smooth all over like a full time shaver
Old school sound with a brand new flavour
Everyone knows I'm the donk scene saviour
(Wow, that was pretty quick)
Yeah cheers mate but stick to the script
(I'm just saying that was wickedy sick)
Well call me Christ, I was born with a gift
(Born with a gift? Jesus got 3)
Yeah but i bet that her couldn't MC
Float Like like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Who said that?
(Tyson Fury)
**instrumental**
Anyway round two coming up guys
(ding ding)
You sound like a fucking microwave
Fuck that, bun that
Can i gt a comeback?
Now I'm from the North West
Yeah well i run that
(Drop Big Bars)
Gonna get a hard hat
Don't rate me?
(Must be a dumb twat)
Ay up mucker
Fancy a cuppa?
(Go on our kid)
(Milk, 2 sugar)
(What's for supper?)
Bread and butter
(Anything else?)
Greedy fucker
(Yes lad)
I'm lethal like Baghdad
Make a man go missing
(Bad dad)
Caught my girlfriend kissing
(Went Mad)
It burns when I'm pissing
(It' clap)
Chatting shit
(No it's legit)
I knew I was in trouble when I smelt her clit
(don't worry lad I thought she was fit)
Did you shag?
(Just felt her tit)
I'm a reckless rudeboy
Noshed like a chew-toy
Girls so wet
(I say 'ahoy hoy')
Raps what I enjoy
Ears like playboy
Other MCs
(It's what we dislike)
I'm flash with the cash
If you flash your gash
(Show me your spuds)
(And I'm down the mash)
I was on the lash when I had a crash
(The pigs pulled up so i had to dash)
Fucking fuming
Big bass booming
Hear this sound
(Time to tune in)
Cleaning up
(Don't mean grooming)
Loved by the kids
(Still don't men grooming)
It's MCR you know who we are
Gonna blast this beat from every car
I go line for line
(I go bar for bar)
Watch me be a mega
(Supercar)
.........
I’m guessing you don’t have a life but appreciate it
Ty g big ups
So happy there's another My Chemical Romance song out!!
Charlie Shaw ikr they should make more songs like this
Lol Stephen... YOURE A FKN CHAMPION MY DUDE! 🎉❤😂
My chemical romance looks funny. Hope they are doing alright.
God the other 3 members couldn’t make it for this song
Genuinely makes some of the best content on TH-cam. Deserves more subs
OHHHHH YESSSSSSSSS YOU BEAUTY
One word...
*Beautiful*
"You need to cut this out"
"That's what I said"
Had me in stitches 😂
Need these on spotify already
ah so this is what mcr looks like after they got back together
JustDerp can’t wait to see Stephen and Max at the MCR concerts then
Caitlin Tailor im going 😎😎
JustDerp that hurt my non existent soul
Finally an upload
"Yesiii" MC Smally finally getting respect
More of an MC Finchy guy myself
Stephen Tries just marry me already
Stephen Tries you pinched the best idea from him
@@StephenTries more of an MC pat Flynn guy myself
Can’t wait to see more videos from the lads in 2020.
“No more kids, I’m a child abort-“
i dont think i've ever been more buzzed about a video ever
Let’s go
An upload finally
Cant wait for this to come out as just the song cant wait to stream it
Stephen's accent patchier than his release schedule
in 15 years kids will look back at this and realize who really brought back donk music. the hero we all needed. well done boys. this is bigger than brexit.
Stephen: We sort have hit a brick wall a few months back
Cameraman: with regards to music
Stephen: no with the car
Max: In my defence my girlfriend was giving birth at the time I was the most sober out of us all
Stephen: How is little Kyle
Max: Still cross-eyed
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jagath Jayaweera thanks mate
The least funny thing I’ve ever heard
@@jakeh3613 I didn't find any of it funny if I'm honest. Pretty surprising how many people think this is 'hilarious'
@@myopinionisbetterthanyours5204 bet ur fun at parties.
@@jamiem8431 mate, it's just not my humour... Don't get hurt 😂
The poster of the tennis player in the back is also in the Detectorists if anyone knows that show. It’s pretty good and on BBC if anyone cares.
I LOVE KIP CLIPS oh yeah forgot about that.
I know the decade has only just begun but this is choon of the decade
Max to Stephen is what Stephen is to Brian
MCR better be on mixtape madness this year
0:53 trying too hard not to laugh might just be funnier than the skit
0:59 stephen tries not laughing 😂
this is like a clasic youtube song you'd find here in like s1 highscool after finding lonely island and realise you find the perfect mix of musics and comedy
Best song video to date, I’m in stitches.
My Chemical Romance has definitely taken a new turn
🤣
00:54 Stephen tried sooo hard not to laugh I love it 😂🤣🤣
This comedy is too clever to be on TH-cam, get Stephen his on show tfuck
'If you want to be successful, you're going to have to appeal to the judges.'
'I've been doing that for years now'
LMAO
When’s the song up on Spotify then? Be a top ten instantly
that 'you sound like a microwave' line killed me
MCR's reunion looking a little different than I imagined
Have to wait and see what the concerts look like
Stephen trying not to laugh when Max played the animal noises was great 😂
Honestly funniest lads on the site 😂😂😂🤟🤟🤟🗣🗣x
The long awaited return ❤️
Haven’t howled this hard at a video in months, had me creasing 😂
AMAZING, SIMPLY AMAZING, I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW, ALSO GUNNA PLAY THIS AT MY FUNERAL
When's this on Spotify boyyyz
*a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one*
This guy should be on TV big time not stopped watching all ur vids funny shit keep it up 👍🤣👍😂
This is one of the best sketches yet
When’s this on Spotify?
This video is comedy gold! Needs to get to 1million views asap
More MCR? This makes me happy. I love these 😂
Hell of a video! Love your content!
2:59 isn’t that Douglas Reynholm’s “provocative art”