Mate, the song’s gone international. The amount of Australian pubs I’ve heard this tune blasting in is truly unfathomable. The chorus is a real banger, so it’s unsurprising
LYRICS: (verse 1) WOKE UP ON A SUNNY TUESDAY SUN SHINING THROUGH MY BLINDS I'M FEELIN' KINDA THIRSTY GOT A LADY ON MY MIND (my mind) MY BABYS A REAL CUTIE DRIVING DOWN TO GET MY BOO I'M A SUCKER FOR THAT BOOTY CAN'T WAIT TO BE LOVIN' YOU NOW WE PULL ONTO THE FREEWAY TURN UP OUR FAVOURITE TUNE WEATHERS SAYING IT'S A SWEET DAY MAN I LOVE THIS TIME OF JUNE HEATS RISING IN THE LEXUS CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE MY WOMANS GETTING RECKLESS NOW MY PANTS ARE ON THE FLOOR FEEL THE SPEED WE'RE MOVING FASTER THIS CHICK'S SO ROCK 'n' ROLL (rock 'n' roll) I''M FEELIN' A DISASTER CUS I'M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL (chorus) HANDJOB ON THE OPEN ROAD (x2) I'VE JUST BLOWN A MASSIVE LOAD SOMEONE PASS THE TOILET ROLL (max's rap) HELLO THERE, ONLY ME LETS TALK ABOUT MY DAD AND MY OLD PEE PEE MY WILLY AIN'T A MICRO-MACHINE I'VE ACTUALLY GOT A MASSIVE PEEN LIKE MASSSIVE, ITS GRAND WON'T FIT IN ONE HAND AND OILING MY DAD AT LEAST KEPT ME REAL IF YOU SAW THE GUY, YOU'D SEE THE APPEAL (but I didn't do it)
(chorus) HANDJOB ON THE OPEN ROAD (x2) I'VE JUST BLOWN A MASSIVE LOAD SOMEONE PASS THE TOILET ROLL (chorus) HANDJOB ON THE OPEN ROAD (x2) I'VE JUST BLOWN A MASSIVE LOAD SOMEONE PASS THE TOILET ROLL (bit of cum) Next brit awards in the bag. Congrats Flabba for coming up with such a masterpiece
Omg just got the Ryan „am I a runner joke“. It’s insane that Stephen makes references to videos that are several years old, just sad that most people won’t get those, but that prank on Ryan is to this day still one of the best videos out there on the internet. And Ryan definitely deserves it
@@bdmoffical4121 100% agree. Don’t hear it as much in the videos which is why I can watch them. But the podcasts are impossible to listen to because of that laugh.
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Is that Stephen tries or Travis barker?!?
Great question
@@StephenTriesLess or is it Phil Collins
It's actually the one and only drunken uncle.
This is main channel content quality. What a lad
Agreed
Fr
Nah, if it was, it would not exist
Low bar to be fair.
Hate it when underground indie brit bands get ignored, you guys have real potential
I don't think I've ever waited so long for a chorus in my life
What a relief, am I right?
longer than elton john
Was so excited when it arrived I blew a massive load 🤯
Mate, the song’s gone international. The amount of Australian pubs I’ve heard this tune blasting in is truly unfathomable. The chorus is a real banger, so it’s unsurprising
The drum beat makes this sound like the strangest and horniest panic attack ever.
🤣🤣😭
I hope you love this video and enjoy that open road 😎
someone get the toilet roll frfr
You’re the best drummer. Mike portnoy who, Joey Jordison (RIP Btw).
Ryan finally became a runner !! Should of dug his elf suit out
This should of been our entry for Eurovision
Absolute banger. Not looking forward to when the fame gets too much, Dave gets assassinated and the band breaks up due to their differences
We knew what we were getting into
realistically it will be ryan getting assassinated with the size of that noggin, hes a snipers dream
Ryan is truly another victim of the music industry so sad to see
The lack of any kind of guitar makes this a horrible and daunting listening experience. Other than that 10/10 tune
LYRICS:
(verse 1)
WOKE UP ON A SUNNY TUESDAY
SUN SHINING THROUGH MY BLINDS
I'M FEELIN' KINDA THIRSTY
GOT A LADY ON MY MIND (my mind)
MY BABYS A REAL CUTIE
DRIVING DOWN TO GET MY BOO
I'M A SUCKER FOR THAT BOOTY
CAN'T WAIT TO BE LOVIN' YOU
NOW WE PULL ONTO THE FREEWAY
TURN UP OUR FAVOURITE TUNE
WEATHERS SAYING IT'S A SWEET DAY
MAN I LOVE THIS TIME OF JUNE
HEATS RISING IN THE LEXUS
CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
MY WOMANS GETTING RECKLESS
NOW MY PANTS ARE ON THE FLOOR
FEEL THE SPEED WE'RE MOVING FASTER
THIS CHICK'S SO ROCK 'n' ROLL (rock 'n' roll)
I''M FEELIN' A DISASTER
CUS I'M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL
(chorus)
HANDJOB ON THE OPEN ROAD (x2)
I'VE JUST BLOWN A MASSIVE LOAD
SOMEONE PASS THE TOILET ROLL
(max's rap)
HELLO THERE, ONLY ME
LETS TALK ABOUT MY DAD
AND MY OLD PEE PEE
MY WILLY AIN'T A MICRO-MACHINE
I'VE ACTUALLY GOT A MASSIVE PEEN
LIKE MASSSIVE, ITS GRAND
WON'T FIT IN ONE HAND
AND OILING MY DAD
AT LEAST KEPT ME REAL
IF YOU SAW THE GUY, YOU'D SEE THE APPEAL (but I didn't do it)
(chorus)
HANDJOB ON THE OPEN ROAD (x2)
I'VE JUST BLOWN A MASSIVE LOAD
SOMEONE PASS THE TOILET ROLL
(chorus)
HANDJOB ON THE OPEN ROAD (x2)
I'VE JUST BLOWN A MASSIVE LOAD
SOMEONE PASS THE TOILET ROLL
(bit of cum)
Next brit awards in the bag. Congrats Flabba for coming up with such a masterpiece
I get so happy whenever max says “only me”
“Am I a runner..!?”- Ryan’s PTSD coming out there.
This feels more like a ritual as opposed to a song
Omg just got the Ryan „am I a runner joke“. It’s insane that Stephen makes references to videos that are several years old, just sad that most people won’t get those, but that prank on Ryan is to this day still one of the best videos out there on the internet.
And Ryan definitely deserves it
Ryan singing the vowels in his vocal warmups instead of “do ray me far” is so funny
Beautiful bit of singing from Ryan on 14:12 masterclass
was it though 🤣
This deserves to be on the main channel. Shed genuine tears of laughter during this. The Ryan abuse got me good 😂
Max’s rapping and Tom’a singing is actually so good!!
This has got to be his best Stephen Tries Less video yet, proper felt like the Office with the little interviews inbetween scenes, keep it up lads 👏
This is absolutely horrific. I love it.
The thing that makes this song so great is that there isn't any music, and that's beautiful really
Just heard this song in a Philadelphia grocery store. You've made it
Stephens drumming being the worst part of this is a massive achievement well done! 10/10 dentists... etc and so forth
Ignore the drumming plz
@@StephenTriesLess it is called Stephen tries less you’re just staying on brand
Pure Drums and Looney vocals… instant classic
This is a certified hood classic
Ever heard of a metronome Stephen? Fluid with tempo, lyrics about fluid, what a masterpiece.
What a banger mate. Top notch quality song. Would listen again.
Dave‘s laugh is Infectious and continuous.
That’s mad cause I find it so annoying I would love to watch the podcasts but I get 30 seconds in and his laugh ruins it for me I have to turn it off
@@bdmoffical4121 100% agree. Don’t hear it as much in the videos which is why I can watch them. But the podcasts are impossible to listen to because of that laugh.
@@bdmoffical4121 agree. I love the podcast but can only watch the ones Dave's not in.
@@WuTangAlan yeah same here nothing against the lad he is funny but his laugh just goes through me 😅
@@bdmoffical4121 mate i didn’t like it at first and now love it so much
All jokes aside max’s verse was goated 🥵
Can't believe we got to witness the making of a masterpiece :0
So when can I listen to this beauty on Spotify on the open road
Ryan revisiting his past as a runner… Gone full circle
Ryan got so much talent
Not as a barista
@@StephenTriesLess or as a bartender
Why is this not on the main channel what a tune
Tom Cooney looking right in his element here, after all, he was there when Mozart invented music
Hello there, only me- unreal reference to the poddy
Love to see Ryan finally fulfilling his dream of being a runner!
Shudve played this at the queens funeral she gave great handys rest in peace
Bands from Manchester
1)the flabber
2)oasis
3)the smiths
Ryan's mini documentary he made of his travels is the pinnacle of tragi-comedy. Bless him.
Tom Looney on the vocals is outstanding
Has to go into the Spotify liked songs. What a banger.
Now I'm gonna have the song stuck in my head for ages, it's too catchy. Good job guys.
It took Bruce Springsteen 6 months to write born to run, they surpassed him in a day, incredible
surprised this wasn’t on the main channel loved itttt
the moment max dropped in for his solo i knew this song was going all the way to the top
Shout out to the would-be kidnapper of Ryan
Mate this was Fucking hilarious! Tom actually smashed that too
Stephen's drumming sounds like that donnys from Joy Division
Good of you to invite Luigi and Fat Mario into the studio 😊
Just heard this over the tannoy in Pul-e-Charkhi Prison, banger mate
15:38
Someone make a gif of this immediately. I need this in my life.
Somebody get these lads a platinum record rn. These lads deserve one way more than KSI
When Ryan dropped the coffee 😭
I think this is my favourite stephen tries video
Tried to type it in to Spotify on the family account now mums asking questions
yet another banging vid, defo should be on main channel but still slaps. great work once again big man
You boys are funny you should start a podcast
reckon the next grammy has max’s name written all over it
Tom and princess diana have similar facial features
I will be waiting for someone to edit this and actually make it sound good
Class video, can't wait to see this at the top of my Spotify wrapped this year.
Is this the hidden episode of The Beatles: Get Back?
It is. Disney couldn’t afford Max’s rap solo
Surprised spank Sinatra didn’t get a look in
‘I’ve just blown a massive load’ made me wince every time
This is incredible. Get the record deal signed asap
We need justice for Ryan after this
This is top notch content, max’s solo was amazing hahah
Great vid. Felt like a mix of the podcast and the sketches worked brilliantly.
Loved the key change at the end 🎵🔥
A tactical upload in the absence of a Sidemen Sunday? Genius, if true.
tom looney rocking the pete doherty look
And lifestyle
@@StephenTriesLess heroine for brekky
@@taruncampling2177 fedora as a cereal bowl
@@benwilkinson815 still got some left in it if he gets peckish
i’m happy to have discovered such an nut bussin indie band
The fact that this video is #19 on trending is hilarious
Michael Jackson has been pretty quiet since this has dropped.
Who knew the loonster had those pipes on him! Top vid lads
The little interviews just gave some Office vibes
Recently got back into your videos and I have to say your friends laugh really makes my day 😃
Pure gold - up there with the Beatles 🤣
This song is going to be in my head forever now
Everything in this video apart from the song is amazing :)
Should've saved this one for Christmas number 1 imo
Guy on the left sounds like a car engine when laughing
put some respect on Dave's name
This is my favourite Christian Rock song
Get this on Spotify and it's going right on my playlist
15:29 MVP performance from Ryan
Already in all the nightclubs in London
Ryan's forehead is bigger than his future
This brings a whole new meaning to the Freelove Freeway
we need an official music video for this
cant wait for the remix of this, its going to be a banger
Why isn’t this main channel!? Amazing 😂👌🏻
I prefer this channel more than the main. Hahaha bless up bro
can’t stop watching this 😂😂😂
Ryan was GOATED this vid
the toilet roll line makes this a masterpiece.
10:53 :- “Hence why I’ve taken the hat off, didn’t want to look like a pedo”
10:56 :- Cut to Stephen in his hat and Saville glasses…… 😂
What a video! Max the lyrical genius. As always great rapping