Crack elves were originally elves that were captured and enslaved by the evil forces of Morgoth and corrupted by black magic and repeated exposure to freebase cocaine.
Well, it's because I asked my dad to buy me a skateboard in 1996 and he got me some piece of shit that looked like it was from an 80's Tom Petty video. I asked for a goddamn Birdhouse skateboard and he just kept doing this nervous laugh and shrugging me off. Then he got me crap. Thanks, dad.
This feels like I'm watching a bad rom/com where Santa discovers the most annoying one is going to be his daughter-in-law and this is the first impression of her in the movie. The rest is him trying to get her out of his child's life so she doesn't become family. "This Christmas, Santa is taking aim and checking the list. Twice."
For the first couple minutes I just thought this was kind of some dumb video I stumbled on and was about to move on but I'm glad I stuck it out. By the end I was laughing uncontrollably.
littleblakkitty please tell me there is more footage of this amazing night? and they mention it's not the first year they did this, would love to see the other years if possible.
They were a couple friends of mine that I recruited to play the elves. They have both been in other public access things I made back then but haven't got online yet. This was around 2006 which was towards the end of my public access tv "career." Last I knew Stevie was living in New Orleans and Carly is still around GR somewhere. Hey I answered this question a year later.
Also, I should say that this is "real" in that the guy playing Santa did not know the two girls who were playing the elves or that they were going to play the way they did, so his reactions were genuine. When we went to break, he angrily kicked them off the show.
I imagine this guy recruited his daughter and his daughters friend from new orleans to this cuz all they were doing in his house were getting high. Poor man
I took drama class in community college and then dropped out because my teacher was a fuckin' cringe dumbass. Then I gave the whole dream up and went to school to become a pharmacy technician which also DEFINITELY didn't work out so well. Dammit!
@@britpoppansy I just need you to know that my friend group rewatches this every year and has done basically since 2008 and that we hold you in the highest regard possible. I hope you are both happy and well and I would absolutely subscribe to y'all's podcast ♥️
@@heylynnn1003 oh jeez, sorry hahahah. Honestly the cut aways to Santa’s reactions were all gold with the timing. Especially the Fuck Grand Rapids comment
@@heylynnn1003 Ma'am, you scared me lol. I was Carly the elf in this and I thought I ruined a child's life. Please everyone, don't show this video to children. I'm 39 now and have some very different thoughts about my behavior haha.
Anybody know what vocal effect it is at the beginning of the video when it says "Merry xmas?" I miss that effect on tv now and would love to use it for my own fun
FlyingOverTr0ut wow super trippy, yesterday I found Tim's cooking tips and seen the challenge video on your channel from your mother. Now I see your name on a random Santa video lol
Their slurring and general drunk demeanor is either real or they're the greatest non-famous actors ever. 4:24 "You're pretty agreeable" as she sits back with her mug in her hand like she's Santa's consigliere
Okay, so my guess is that the lady on the left is Santa's actual daughter, and the blonde from New Orleans is her best friend, and Santa is seriously regretting asking/letting them help. That's the dynamic I'm getting from the energy here. Regardless, this video is priceless. Merry Christmas, y'all 🎄
Oh, Santa never wanted this. My friend Jef was a producer and asked us to be on. I'm not sure he thought the whole thing through. I was on the 2005 show and I somehow behaved myself so he was like "yeah, why not".
@@YizzERR I'll text her and see if she wants to chime in. I was going to make a bad joke like, "Oh, sadly her FEMA trailer caught fire in '09 and she's dead now", but didn't want to break any hearts.
Merry Christmas Eve to those here in 2023!
Welcome back!
Either Santa is having Vietnam flashbacks or he's seriously reconsidering the life decisions that led him up to this point. Sad.
My favorite kind of video is one where I can't tell if it's a joke or not. This is one of those videos.
It's real.
@@japanfanatic1415 lmao this is not real lmao I know those two girls they're lesbian hipsters
@@halroxdynasty8683 yeah good one lol they are def on meth or something equivalent
Poe’s Law
The existential anguish exhibited by this Santa is refreshing. You don't get to see too many people's "I regret everything" face.
I'd kill to know more about this. Who everyone is, what led to this moment, why they were chosen. This is fascinating
See my comments above
How in the absolute fuck has this treasure of a video not been inducted into the TH-cam Hall of Fame?!?
Not woke enough ;)
"A jock strap and a tennis ball"
oh no
oh y e s
I was 23 and a wreck. Please forgive me.
those girls are two operatives in the War on Christmas
I watch this every Christmas
10:23 The most sad "Ho ho ho" ever.
Ho ho hooooo ugh sigh....
Holy shit the funniest thing I've seen all week
I love how every time they cut to a shot of Santa he looks like he's ready to blow his brains out.
When not working in the North Pole - Santa's elves can be found at your local methadone clinic.
HAHAHAH Nice.
When not working in the North Pole - Santa's elves can be found working on a pole
🤣😂🤣😂
@@CumPirate I was just thinking the same thing. They look like they could be strippers.
@@eriktheawful8840 strippers are better looking than that lol
"Do we even HAVE any sponsors?"😂
9:33 Santa gives the most miserable "Ho ho ho" ever.
It would actually be at 10:25.
Doesn't even come close to the "ho ho ho" at 10:24
Doesn't beat the sound the elf make at 5:58
I'm in love with those miserable hos.
I laughed when Carlos came on the line and one of the elves said, "Como estas?"
@@Locksley108 wow ur a dickhead
I'm a bad person. Pleased to meet you. This was before cancel culture.
I would give ANYTHING to be on the set that day. That was hilarious.
this is tim and eric in real life.
I LOVE Tim and Eric. Legit had a Tim and Eric shirt that I proudly wore in the 2010's. ;)
The Elves are drunk as hell.
“Talk to Santa” more like talk to your two drunk aunts
I watch this every year around this time
That's one of the best compliments!
@@littleblakkitty haha, it gets funnier every time. Happy holidays
This is an snl skit that somehow actually happened
SNL is too woke now to ever even imagine doing something like this hahaha.
3:56 someone changed the channel on the snow background..
This video is a complete treasure trove of amazing
Those girls are so drunk and high 😂😂😂😂😂
40 OUNCES!!!....40 ounces of fun this christmas season lol
It was 36 ounces, but you were very close! ;)
"Santa" looks so depressed, this is hilarious
Pocket sand shahshahaaa
I’d be depressed too if I had to spend time with those boring drunk ladies
I have never seen Crack Elves before. I thought they were just a part of Middle Earth lore. I stand corrected Grandma.
Crack elves were originally elves that were captured and enslaved by the evil forces of Morgoth and corrupted by black magic and repeated exposure to freebase cocaine.
The more I read this post, the funnier it becomes.
Lmfao! IS this real life?! These girls are trashed and one of them actually brought her cup to the taping of this. Classic.
We literally only had 3 Bud Lites each. We are just that insane.
@luke Sanderson were yall two just not like driving a damn that day then, alpha move 🤣
@@dannybrack Oh, honey. We never gave a damn. What you saw was a very tame version of what we were actually like back then hahaha.
@@britpoppansy meance to society 🤣
@@dannybrack Yes, hunty. I am to be outlawed. These poor children!
An instant classic. Right up there with Charlie Brown, Rudolph and Grinch.
I love how the fake snow in the background glitches out at 3:56 God damn it Santa!
LOL
TV show lesson 101: Have a supporting cast that knows/doesn't dislike you.
This has become a Christmas tradition to watch! #year2
Young Jeezy, that’s a Christmas classic!
This is incredible.
Aw, that's kinda sad. I feel bad for "Santa".
Santa's an egomaniac. Don't be fooled. He's hogged this show for too many years in a row. It was time for young blood to take over.
Uh oh! Looks like it's time for this to blow up on Reddit again. Hi everyone, welcome back, Merrrrry Christmas!
Thank you, my gracious friend Jef for having our rowdy asses on! I'm glad you didn't lose your job because we are assholes!
8:55 "Just for you Kevin!"
I love the LPT about specifying brand of your wanted gift so your parents don't buy you the cheap skateboard.
Well, it's because I asked my dad to buy me a skateboard in 1996 and he got me some piece of shit that looked like it was from an 80's Tom Petty video. I asked for a goddamn Birdhouse skateboard and he just kept doing this nervous laugh and shrugging me off. Then he got me crap. Thanks, dad.
@@britpoppansy... My dad was great at buying shitty disappointing presents.
I love these ladies
saint nick is on suicide watch
"what's up donovan?"
"Good"
same donovan, same
There's nothing quite as public access as somehow broadcasting a mono signal in stereo with the left channel leveled different from the right.
This feels like I'm watching a bad rom/com where Santa discovers the most annoying one is going to be his daughter-in-law and this is the first impression of her in the movie. The rest is him trying to get her out of his child's life so she doesn't become family. "This Christmas, Santa is taking aim and checking the list. Twice."
Santa has the strongest case of murder eyes I've ever seen, at least on public access.
@8:35 "he's 12, he's not special" actual spit-take right there
For the first couple minutes I just thought this was kind of some dumb video I stumbled on and was about to move on but I'm glad I stuck it out. By the end I was laughing uncontrollably.
More, please, this was awesome.
Ten year anniversary edition boyee!!!!!
This is one of the greatest things ever. So many gems here.
"She lives in a FEMA trailer." Wtf
559KING Remember this wasn't long after Hurricane Katrina
She meant to say a meth lab
This is fresh after Hurricane Katrina and we thought we were being edgy. Super cringe fest. Oh well. I'm 39 now and what can I say. (This is Carly.)
@@britpoppansyCan you tell us more about this video and how you were recruited for it? Were you paid? (Were you under the influence while filming?)
Did Santa find these "elves" in the local dive bar?
They're hilarious!🤣😂🤣
Holy shit Carly and Stevie are sauced!
3 beers slammed in the studio bathroom stall, my friend. It's just because we are literally actually like this when given attention.
Carly is dead inside
Yeah that vagina is a god damn gravesite.
Yes, my dear. I certainly am. 16 years later. More deader than ever.
Of course the elves are taking up for "Blitzen".
Public access Santa. Like public restroom, except for dispensing holiday joy, instead of your relief.
This is awesome, I hope there's more around, lol. Merry christmas, idc if we're a month early
best tim and eric sketch ever
littleblakkitty please tell me there is more footage of this amazing night? and they mention it's not the first year they did this, would love to see the other years if possible.
I really want to believe this is real. This is incredible.Have these two girls done anything else?
They were a couple friends of mine that I recruited to play the elves. They have both been in other public access things I made back then but haven't got online yet. This was around 2006 which was towards the end of my public access tv "career." Last I knew Stevie was living in New Orleans and Carly is still around GR somewhere. Hey I answered this question a year later.
Also, I should say that this is "real" in that the guy playing Santa did not know the two girls who were playing the elves or that they were going to play the way they did, so his reactions were genuine. When we went to break, he angrily kicked them off the show.
Rightly so, they are acting like 2 drunk twats trying to be edgy
It's like watching an episode of Broad City 😂
They are really hilarious.
I hope they followed comedy.
@5:13"i want a scrabble board made out of platinum"
That's what I call High society
This is fantastic.
this is amazing
I imagine this guy recruited his daughter and his daughters friend from new orleans to this cuz all they were doing in his house were getting high. Poor man
this is awesome
"we have sticktoitiveness"
wonderful
This is the funniest video I have ever seen in my entire life.
Left elf needs to do comedy if she already isn't. This is the funniest shit I've ever seen.
I took drama class in community college and then dropped out because my teacher was a fuckin' cringe dumbass. Then I gave the whole dream up and went to school to become a pharmacy technician which also DEFINITELY didn't work out so well. Dammit!
@@britpoppansywhy not? Get a little clingy with the product?? 💊
@@rapman5791 Actually, yes. Hahaha. Long story. 🤣
@@britpoppansy I just need you to know that my friend group rewatches this every year and has done basically since 2008 and that we hold you in the highest regard possible. I hope you are both happy and well and I would absolutely subscribe to y'all's podcast ♥️
Santa's hohohos seem to double as sighs of despair.
Hi, my child called in to this about 8 years ago and I WAS PISSED. Will never do that again. She was devastated.
Sucks to suck
@@JxhnNichxlls i don't remember leaving this post lol I was just kidding!! This is hilarious
@@JxhnNichxlls There are so many funny quotes in here. John what is your favorite? Mine is @5:08 santas face priceless!!
@@heylynnn1003 oh jeez, sorry hahahah. Honestly the cut aways to Santa’s reactions were all gold with the timing. Especially the Fuck Grand Rapids comment
@@heylynnn1003 Ma'am, you scared me lol. I was Carly the elf in this and I thought I ruined a child's life. Please everyone, don't show this video to children. I'm 39 now and have some very different thoughts about my behavior haha.
I want to hang out with these elves for Christmas....they seem like they know how to party!
Oh, we did. We were known as "The Blackouts" in our friend group during that era.
@@britpoppansy Legend
I bet she's drinking vodka omgawd hhahah this is hilarious.
“I’m out of water”
Is that what they called the vodka on the set?
Lakeville!! How’s Tom the diddler fireman been lately??
@@rapman5791lol who the hell is that!!??
These elves are my spirit animals
Today's December 22nd. What a great day.
One of the elves look like Anthony Michael Hall.
Your right
@JohnS Corey: Yes, they are talking about the one on my right.
@@LampwicksCigar this comment is hysterical
So hilarious! I want more!
Did they pick up those elves from a women's correctional facility?
They were told they would get time off for good behavior.
Anybody know what vocal effect it is at the beginning of the video when it says "Merry xmas?" I miss that effect on tv now and would love to use it for my own fun
5:01 Santa's going to kill himself.
FlyingOverTr0ut wow super trippy, yesterday I found Tim's cooking tips and seen the challenge video on your channel from your mother. Now I see your name on a random Santa video lol
Cool, thanks. I like to comment.
I love your comments. Your comments are great, I see them everywhere. I can't get enough of it. You gotta keep commenting. Keep. Commenting.
Thanks! I will.
2011? How is it I'm seeing this for the first time? There needs to be a channel on yt that has a compilation of all these gems.
This is actually from 2006
Casting director found Santa in a truck stop outside of Houston with two lot lizards in his cab and hired all three on the spot.
Hilariously, this is my home state.
9:05 She's all out of "water".
I'm out of...water
Those elves are high or drunk as fuck. Awesome.
I think they're probably hammered.
They may be sober and just not give af. Scratch that, they're drunk. "I'm out of waaaater"
This could be animated as a 'Home movies' episode and be perfect.
Their slurring and general drunk demeanor is either real or they're the greatest non-famous actors ever.
4:24 "You're pretty agreeable" as she sits back with her mug in her hand like she's Santa's consigliere
Santas pissed
That ho,ho,ho and huge sigh at 10:24.
como estas carlos lol
i want to hang out with the elves so fucking bad
You may be very underwhelmed lol.
That elf is one of those uppity drunks.
Upvote if you're watching this in 2022!
"I'm glad I'm in Grand Rapids--"
"Oh my god fuck Grand Rapids"
"Ho ho h'ok I think it's time for a commercial break..."
LMAO WHAT
I think she said "oh enough about Grand Rapids"
You like Young Jeezy?
Okay, so my guess is that the lady on the left is Santa's actual daughter, and the blonde from New Orleans is her best friend, and Santa is seriously regretting asking/letting them help. That's the dynamic I'm getting from the energy here. Regardless, this video is priceless. Merry Christmas, y'all 🎄
Oh, Santa never wanted this. My friend Jef was a producer and asked us to be on. I'm not sure he thought the whole thing through. I was on the 2005 show and I somehow behaved myself so he was like "yeah, why not".
Any idea what the blonde is up to these days? I wonder...
@@YizzERR I'll text her and see if she wants to chime in. I was going to make a bad joke like, "Oh, sadly her FEMA trailer caught fire in '09 and she's dead now", but didn't want to break any hearts.
@@britpoppansy lol yes please do! I always thought she was just the loveliest person. Reminds me of my aunt actually haha
Have you done trampoline work before?
@TheRealRanktwo Yup!
This is a comedy show.
"Do you know young jeezy?" lmao
Someone reply to this in December so I remember watch it again
It's time
It's not too late, baby! You've got 2 more dayyyyyyys!! 😉
@@britpoppansy thx
@@nyrradrolyat13 thx