Here's another update since people don't like to read more than 2 sentences: *Stop asking for more Siri Plays.* It takes weeks to make an episode and I already gave you a schedule. Okay have a good day
_Siri_ : "Let me establish these characters by rank". " _Mario_ has nothing special going for him. He can jump, yay. He's the worst in the game and there's no reason to play him". " _Peach_ is slow as hell, but she's only better than Mario since she can float. And she's got dat ass". " _Toadette_ is another slow character. But she runs faster while in a star and runs at this same pace doing Coin Rush. Plus she steals the Toads you rightfully earn. What a bitch". " _Yoshi_ can flatter-jump - Thats basically it". " _Luigi_ is the second best character in my opinion. His jump exceeds that of everyone else and he can float more practically than Peach can. The thing is though, he's just too slow". _So who's the best?_ "Thats right. My main man _Toad_ . His speed is unchallenged and he breaks away from the pack quite easily. If only your man was this fast in bed".
Halvencyon Btw, Toadette doesn't steal your Toads, she steals some of the Toads of your opposition before Toad Tally, to get a better chance of winning.
Usually I wait 24 hours to make an update comment in response to other comments, but 22 hours is fine since I don't think I'll be getting any different types of comments. 1. It is clear the majority of my subscribers do not watch my other videos that actually provide information. I have made two videos regarding my Patreon, and if you were to check the rewards, you could see that $15 dollars allows you to be in the credits, and even view the video 2 days early. There is a reason choosing a game for me to play is $75; I can't take every comment suggestion. If I did, I would be broke. Comments only appear at the end of the video to show that the same idea is shared by other people. 2. I'm addressing the $15 dollar reward again, because people are still bewildered by DestinedAzn's 2-day early comment. Viewing the video before anyone else is a benefit of that reward, as well as getting named in the credits, joining my Discord, getting followed back on Twitter, and most importantly, supporting me. I know not everyone can donate, but it is there. 3. I don't have that much of an issue of comments requesting games, but please know that it is *not* where I look for inspiration; I do not have every game/system created. $75 dollars is the fairest price I can offer, and most other Patreon pages ask for $100. 4. Comments like "that's not Siri" and "stop swearing" are getting old. If you listen to Siri, you will recognize this voice. And swearing is the joke. Comedic effect. If you "can't say bad words", that's not my problem lol 5. Super Mario Run is coming out for Android, I am aware. I didn't feel like editing that line once I found out. 6. Last thing I wanted to mention because I just thought of it: "more Siri Plays" is not an insightful comment. My channel does not revolve around this series, and episodes take at least a week to make. I obviously do not have that many weeks of my life free to devote to Siri Plays. I've already given you all a definite schedule, which is once a month, on the first Saturday of each month. Also, some of the games I have planned were already in an update video, which takes me back to my first point. That's all I have for now. I forgot to say that I've reached 30,000 subscribers too! I got that goal the day before this was released. Thank you to everyone who does what they can to support me, whether it be watching my videos, liking, commenting, or sharing them, subscribing, following my other media, or becoming a patron!! I appreciate all of it and I'm sorry if I do not acknowledge you all enough. I hope you have a terrific day!
I originally was saving up for a PS4, but even my first thoughts of that sounded stupid, and with PC gaming and the hype of the Switch (and my love for Nintendo), I'm going to _switch_ my Patreon goal from a PS4 to a Switch right now ;]
***** alright! If you have an extra 60$, do a Siri episode on one of the launch games, like Snipperclips or Breath of the Wild. That's my recommendation.
With some of the new characters and Yoshis of the other four colors of Toad now in the game I think that would mean Siri has to rethink her tierlist. Coming from somebody who loves Daisy.
Freshie Pickle "Did this bitch just call me a look-a-like bitch I fucking made you get in your fucking place you piece of fucking shit" - Siri, Tomodachi Life
+Retro The Wolf No, he said people need to pay $70 for him to seriously consider their suggestions. Also, we don't know if he has a 3DS, so whoever pays to suggest Tomadochi Life to him needs to mention Citra Emulator in their suggestion.
Halvencyon's videos are amazing They make ma laugh every single time It is just amazing what you can do with a sense of humor and some great editing skills
Sonic123rox 32 yeah...if you want Siri to play that, you have to pay a total of $75 . Do you have that kind of money? And do you really think that a person would want to watch someone else play a game based on dragging and more dragging? Maybe. I bet there would be alot(pun) of "balls" jokes
You forgot to mention that yoshi can step on spikes and stuff like that and also he can get you whatever color toads you need if you select that color yoshi (I.g. Purple yoshi gets you more purple toads)
Wow I kind of wish I had found this series before Super Mario Maker, the soul reason is I came in around the same time as a lot of little shits who think demanding other games will help. In other words, keep up the great work Ven! I love this series
Well, someone's gotta remake the tier list because Yoshis can now walk on Munchers & Daisy from Super Mario Land (& the other Mario Spinoffs) is in the game with a double jump.
I'll throw that little pink mushroom in a blender and then remake her so no one knows I ended her life because SIRI WILL NOT BE MESSED WITH ON CAMERA. 🎙️
because of siri's tips I've been winning lately XD so it's confirmed toad is the best at toad rally due that he's a toad that knows his friend toads favorite things to see in toad rally XD
Here's another update since people don't like to read more than 2 sentences:
*Stop asking for more Siri Plays.* It takes weeks to make an episode and I already gave you a schedule.
Okay have a good day
dahmere nicely more Siri playz please
siri plays is the fucking best we deserve more
That's 3 sentences XD
Lmao 4 sentences
I'm glad you read them all
"Oh shit. Another Toad. He might actually be some competition-- He wasn't.." Lmao your videos always make my day better.
"If only your man was this fast in bed"
DIED LAUGHING
are you *Siri*-us hehehe... kill me
xXpuppytailsXx hahahaHhz xD
PuppyTails OOOOOOOHHHHHHH *YAAAAASSSSS*
PuppyTails ok
*staby stab*
Same here bro
Did this woman just make a tier list for Super Mario Run? Bye, going to play Smash 4 now.
Matt11111 no a robot
Matt11111 why not Splatoon?
Yeah or smm
I don't have smash :(
lol 1:46 "Boing, Boing, Boing, Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Bo-Win!
lol
Who wants a "Siri Plays Minecraft "
Circus Sans Gacha already made
me
Wow that’s 1 year
BRUH IT HAPPENED
Bruh me
_Siri_ : "Let me establish these characters by rank".
" _Mario_ has nothing special going for him. He can jump, yay. He's the worst in the game and there's no reason to play him".
" _Peach_ is slow as hell, but she's only better than Mario since she can float. And she's got dat ass".
" _Toadette_ is another slow character. But she runs faster while in a star and runs at this same pace doing Coin Rush. Plus she steals the Toads you rightfully earn. What a bitch".
" _Yoshi_ can flatter-jump - Thats basically it".
" _Luigi_ is the second best character in my opinion. His jump exceeds that of everyone else and he can float more practically than Peach can. The thing is though, he's just too slow".
_So who's the best?_
"Thats right. My main man _Toad_ . His speed is unchallenged and he breaks away from the pack quite easily. If only your man was this fast in bed".
Thank you for quoting the intro I had no idea what happened
Halvencyon Btw, Toadette doesn't steal your Toads, she steals some of the Toads of your opposition before Toad Tally, to get a better chance of winning.
That's what is implied; the line is spoken as if Toadette is the opponent lol
You forgot one thing.
"Daisy works almost similar to Peach, but she can double-jump, and she's also got dat ass."
2:18 "Why is she winning so much?!" LOL! 😂
Usually I wait 24 hours to make an update comment in response to other comments, but 22 hours is fine since I don't think I'll be getting any different types of comments.
1. It is clear the majority of my subscribers do not watch my other videos that actually provide information. I have made two videos regarding my Patreon, and if you were to check the rewards, you could see that $15 dollars allows you to be in the credits, and even view the video 2 days early. There is a reason choosing a game for me to play is $75; I can't take every comment suggestion. If I did, I would be broke. Comments only appear at the end of the video to show that the same idea is shared by other people.
2. I'm addressing the $15 dollar reward again, because people are still bewildered by DestinedAzn's 2-day early comment. Viewing the video before anyone else is a benefit of that reward, as well as getting named in the credits, joining my Discord, getting followed back on Twitter, and most importantly, supporting me. I know not everyone can donate, but it is there.
3. I don't have that much of an issue of comments requesting games, but please know that it is *not* where I look for inspiration; I do not have every game/system created. $75 dollars is the fairest price I can offer, and most other Patreon pages ask for $100.
4. Comments like "that's not Siri" and "stop swearing" are getting old. If you listen to Siri, you will recognize this voice. And swearing is the joke. Comedic effect. If you "can't say bad words", that's not my problem lol
5. Super Mario Run is coming out for Android, I am aware. I didn't feel like editing that line once I found out.
6. Last thing I wanted to mention because I just thought of it: "more Siri Plays" is not an insightful comment. My channel does not revolve around this series, and episodes take at least a week to make. I obviously do not have that many weeks of my life free to devote to Siri Plays. I've already given you all a definite schedule, which is once a month, on the first Saturday of each month. Also, some of the games I have planned were already in an update video, which takes me back to my first point.
That's all I have for now. I forgot to say that I've reached 30,000 subscribers too! I got that goal the day before this was released. Thank you to everyone who does what they can to support me, whether it be watching my videos, liking, commenting, or sharing them, subscribing, following my other media, or becoming a patron!! I appreciate all of it and I'm sorry if I do not acknowledge you all enough. I hope you have a terrific day!
Halvencyon pls do Siri plays Minecraft
Please do more Siri Plays
Halvencyon do a Siri plays goat simulator
Halvencyon yea... this series is plain dumb...
I read that all in siris voice
I stopped my footage recording for this.
Halvencyon
To: Siri
guess what?!?! You posted this video on my birthday!
Have you thought about saving up for the Nintendo Switch, so you could do Siri Plays epsiodes on its games?
I originally was saving up for a PS4, but even my first thoughts of that sounded stupid, and with PC gaming and the hype of the Switch (and my love for Nintendo), I'm going to _switch_ my Patreon goal from a PS4 to a Switch right now ;]
***** alright! If you have an extra 60$, do a Siri episode on one of the launch games, like Snipperclips or Breath of the Wild. That's my recommendation.
ZachSplat breath of the wild would be a pretty interesting series with the commentary by the one and only siri A.K.A. halvencyon
ZachSplat screw Nintendo switches
Hoo ha master is back!
0:50 if my man was that fast in bed I'd be unsatisfied and kick him out 😂
With some of the new characters and Yoshis of the other four colors of Toad now in the game I think that would mean Siri has to rethink her tierlist. Coming from somebody who loves Daisy.
Hello random person scrolling through the comments .-.
Sup Bro
hello fellow scroller
Hello
Hello random doughnut
Hello.
Siri: Apple devices only
Me: yeah right ok are you sure about that
2:46 Are You SIRI-ous
Please make "Siri plays Yoshis Wooly World" :3
Wooly world please.
Bruh idk if Siri is doing it but OK
Denitendo yes
Denitendo the creator of all this said *Stop Asking for Siri Plays.*
Denitendo qiIiQLoO-___
Siri plays.....I dunno, fuck, Kirby Fighters, go for it
I guess you could say…
She’s SIRIously good at this game
underrated comment
actually, mario run is coming out on Android soon
He knows, but he didn't want to edit the line when he found out
2:25 Me: *Laughs in full game*
SIRI PLAYS TOMODACHI LIFE
Freshie Pickle
"Did this bitch just call me a look-a-like bitch I fucking made you get in your fucking place you piece of fucking shit" - Siri, Tomodachi Life
Freshie Pickle the creator said *Stop asking for Siri Plays*
+Retro The Wolf No, he said people need to pay $70 for him to seriously consider their suggestions. Also, we don't know if he has a 3DS, so whoever pays to suggest Tomadochi Life to him needs to mention Citra Emulator in their suggestion.
How doesn't this have a million views yet? I've been waiting for like two years!
I think luigi is more useful than toad
i heard the hole very fast siri thing im the pog champ
Ummm... Its coming for android ya' know?
Nonaga next month ;-;
im glad there are some new videos, ive been waiting
3:29 ear rape
Mason Rhoads you right
Your vids are awesome! Keep up the good work!
Also, if you can, could you make "Siri plays Geometry dash"?
Siri plays Clash Royale do it.
What about Clash of Clans?
These fames are shit in 2017-2018
Please make more Siri plays! They make my day
She needs to play Tomadachi Life. Like if you agree
Halvencyon's videos are amazing
They make ma laugh every single time
It is just amazing what you can do with a sense of humor and some great editing skills
omg!! first!!!!!!1111!1! Kappa
Who are you Kappa
DestinedAzn how did you even...
DestinedAzn 1 DAY AGO!?!? HOW?!?!
DestinedAzn this video was made 12 minutes ago, TH-cam you lied to me...
Wtf how did you do... wha...
"Calm down siri, "DEEP BREATH" ....ok i am calm" That proves siri is a human
Siri plays ROLLING SKY like if you agree
Sonic123rox 32 yeah...if you want Siri to play that, you have to pay a total of $75
. Do you have that kind of money? And do you really think that a person would want to watch someone else play a game based on dragging and more dragging? Maybe. I bet there would be alot(pun) of "balls" jokes
Yeah
You forgot to mention that yoshi can step on spikes and stuff like that and also he can get you whatever color toads you need if you select that color yoshi (I.g. Purple yoshi gets you more purple toads)
I landed in your channel! and your content, it's not bad but it's good. I luaghed at some parts. but other then that, keep up the good work! :D
I really love the 'Siri Plays' series. -siris,- keep up the great work.
Wow I kind of wish I had found this series before Super Mario Maker, the soul reason is I came in around the same time as a lot of little shits who think demanding other games will help.
In other words, keep up the great work Ven! I love this series
Mate, you have earned a sub.
Keep it up, these are HILARIOUS.
Have a nice day.
EDIT: Oh... That's OK. I don't blame you.
you could say that siri is...
PLAYING HERSELF.
"IF ONLY YOUR MAN WAS FAST LIKE THIS IN BED" XDDD 0:52.
Can you make a second episode for this? So Siri can rage over remix 10 2 whilst trying to find Daisy.
"Luigi is slow" play it now, LUIGI IS FAST AF
This is why Toad is part of my Favorite Mario Characters List
Another toad
Siri: He may be a competi-
Siri: He wasn't
Well, someone's gotta remake the tier list because Yoshis can now walk on Munchers & Daisy from Super Mario Land (& the other Mario Spinoffs) is in the game with a double jump.
Going slow is kind of good. You get more time to survey the area, and get more coins, too.
Some weird woman: no man is faster in bed than mine
Siri: hold my iPhone
This should be called "Super Siri Run" xD
Actually Yoshi doesn't just flutter jump, he also can't get hurt from spikey things from under.
Oh so toads speed is unchallenged? BRING ON THE BLUE HEDGEHOG AND THE MAN IN RED AND YELLOW
1:46 boing boing boing boing boooooooo win
1:47
Siri DONT TALK TO YOSHI LIKE THAT. HE CAN WALK ON MUNCHERS AND SPIKES.
Checks app store
Me:bruh i can see the game
Bixby: mutes siri voice
Me:bixby die
Bixby: *lockes phone*
Me: im sorry bixby
Bixby:
Yoshi can also bounce off of spikes and piranha plants. He can also walk on mini piranha plants
God damn Ven this series got huge
Siri play Breath of the Wild... when it's out.
0:58
doesn't anyone look in the betas area in the play store? theres super mario run
Toad IS pretty good. I can't even handle him!
I felt accomplished with my 600 toads but then when i saw this video i could not stop getting those toads and toad is my fav character
I guess her nam is ven since her wii characters name is ven
I like this cause siri says stuff siri normally wouldn't say.
Thank you for accept my request :O good video siri!
LOVE THIS CHANNEL!!!
Thanks for making me laugh, dude.
Siri: no one can beat my score of 600
Me:bruh I got over 1000
Thank you for supporting the SIRIS!!
YES TOAD, AND YES TO ALL DA QUESTIONS AT THE END
Siri plays super Mario run 2 (You're so good at it)
I love everything about Siri plays keep doing it
I love this series. How about Siri plays Super Mario 64?
The only problem is, any character other than Mario and Luigi can only take one hit.
I love the siri plays series!!
"My main man: Toad" Don't make me laugh Siri.
"If only your man was this fast in bed."
FUCKING SAVAGE
Did you delete the end of this video? Or am I getting confused?
siri to win you need coins , star rushes , and do tricks that gets you kore toads
0:51?? Should I..
Do anybody knows this game will be released on Android play store in March?!
Amazing
Hey Siri you have like the best videos I've ever seen
Yoshi also can walk on spikes. I'm sure someone else said that.
The more jumps and spins the more toads u get!
Probably a weird request that no one else has, but Kid Icarus Multiplayer?
Gear Wax If only she could find a match.
Gear Wax Those severs are more empty than my friends list... (kidding)
His Name Is Not Gear Wax It’s Waxle
I thought she was going to say: Do you like cereal?
I'll throw that little pink mushroom in a blender and then remake her so no one knows I ended her life because SIRI WILL NOT BE MESSED WITH ON CAMERA. 🎙️
Toad is freaking badass
if siri plays club penguin before it's gone ill pay off your college tuition
sorry jk
How about Siri Plays "Super Paper Mario" I think that would be interesting to see ;) 😂
Super Mario Run comes out in March for Android/Samsung
because of siri's tips I've been winning lately XD so it's confirmed toad is the best at toad rally due that he's a toad that knows his friend toads favorite things to see in toad rally XD
Son of ah
Sir I what did you think i was going to say hahaha i have no life
I saw this and I knew it was coming
Out from the channel announcement
Screw you siri! Yoshi can walk on spikes too.
"If only your man was this fast in bed"
Yeah no being fast is not a good thing in bed
Super mario run is coming to android next month so i'm pretty excited.