10 SETI Technosignatures We May Not Want to See

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  • An exploration of ten of the spookier technosignatures SETI might detect in the future.
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  • @jgr7487
    @jgr7487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1424

    humans: "the WOW! signal can't be from an alien civilization, because it didn't repeat"
    also humans: "let's send this one-off signal to the stars with the Arecibo antenna!"

    • @georgemargaris
      @georgemargaris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      lmao true. Humans!

    • @block4562
      @block4562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Got em

    • @SHx589
      @SHx589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Great point. We always think of things in the form of how it relates to us as humans. We need to think outside the box. Who’s to say aliens are on the same technological path as us? Maybe they skipped something like oil and went straight to antigravity. Maybe they have elements from their host star that is able to create stable heavier elements.

    • @Dan-lt8vm
      @Dan-lt8vm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Humans are not a monolith.

    • @loganthesaint
      @loganthesaint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let’s just pulse a laser off the moon into the distance

  • @the80hdgaming
    @the80hdgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    If the universe is a simulation, let's hope Bethesda isn't running it...

    • @MrHeretic187
      @MrHeretic187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It just works!

    • @jasondinorma4115
      @jasondinorma4115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Or naughty dog

    • @ultrabomb1
      @ultrabomb1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      But I want people to act like Oblivion npcs

    • @Jay-cn3js
      @Jay-cn3js 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ultrabomb1 that would be amazing!

    • @Bluedino549
      @Bluedino549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This would explain my life's terrible writing.

  • @astronomybrainiac
    @astronomybrainiac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    The worst message to receive would be one tightbeamed directly to us.
    "BE QUIET. OR IT WILL FIND YOU."

    • @thedeadlinger6992
      @thedeadlinger6992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sounds like a cliche movie quote from some lost soul.

    • @johncrafton8319
      @johncrafton8319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Nah. It would be the one to follow, since we wouldn't have gotten the first message until long after it was sent: "YOU WERE WARNED. IT HAS FOUND YOU."

    • @user-hh2is9kg9j
      @user-hh2is9kg9j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Or "the experiment will reboot in 9 Earth years"

    • @bakfixx
      @bakfixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, then the Doomsday Machine from Star Trek enters our solar system...

    • @Puleczech
      @Puleczech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Only to find out 10.000 years later that this message was sent by an artist on a distant planet trying to prove some political point to their government.

  • @Grocel512
    @Grocel512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Aliens enriching plutonium into their star could be 2 things:
    A) The Aliens are just flexing on us
    B) The found an effective solution to their nuclear waste problem, AND they are flexing it on us

    • @DougPoker
      @DougPoker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah, but then we found a star with plutonium in it and the scientists are all "yeah it's probably natural"

    • @karsu
      @karsu 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes. Flexin on us like Ronnie Coleman.

  • @HakunaMatata-os1og
    @HakunaMatata-os1og 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    A review of our DNA reveals the message: "This DNA proprietary and copyright Ur-Quan Monsanto Terraforming Corporation, please return to head office on Betelgeuse Prime in the case of unintended dispersal or Panspermia event."

    • @asagoldsmith3328
      @asagoldsmith3328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      LOL
      Suing then obliterating infant civilizations for unauthorized DNA usage

    • @DavidWilsonsays
      @DavidWilsonsays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Failed experiment #28166, do not release into biosphere"

    • @brandong.1857
      @brandong.1857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LOL. This is so scary, thanks for lightening it up

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      youtube gets copyright struck by alien super AI for stealing their bots.

    • @user-yp5fp8gn7o
      @user-yp5fp8gn7o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or worse yet..... Propriitary Property of Microsoft

  • @Handsomeanthony68
    @Handsomeanthony68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Don’t get me wrong, I like Event Horizon, but I’ve missed these kinds of videos. Good to see it again.

    • @itslordy2563
      @itslordy2563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was thinking the same thing the other day .

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here! I like the shorter ones, i like to watch them on my breaks

    • @rockscousteau
      @rockscousteau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me 2 man....me 2

    • @Dorgannn
      @Dorgannn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same! I'm a big fan of John so I like hearing him speak a lot too.
      Much love to event horizon ❤

    • @HighLordSythen
      @HighLordSythen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same. The channels have very different feels to them -- both are great.

  • @tayzonday
    @tayzonday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    I just love these videos

    • @JimBobe
      @JimBobe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very cool!

    • @legodude45678
      @legodude45678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wtf are you doing here?

    • @NiceWeebBro
      @NiceWeebBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      it's the legend himself

    • @vinzer72frie
      @vinzer72frie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      **moves away from mic to read intelligent life signatures**

    • @Brzeczyszczykiewicz1
      @Brzeczyszczykiewicz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I remember watching you when I was 11, now I'm 24

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Imagine if we finally find an alien radio signal, and after years of diligently capturing as much data as possible, analyzing it, somehow against all odds figuring out how it's meant to be decoded.... And it turns out to be an Alien version of Jackass, where we watch a crabman get kicked in the crabnuts while a bunch of other crabmen clack their claws gleefully.

    • @sid2112
      @sid2112 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would go PPV prices for that.

    • @TiitchC
      @TiitchC 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Fear the crabcat!

    • @SuperYtc1
      @SuperYtc1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      People like you are why we have the Bible and the Quran…

  • @gdwnet
    @gdwnet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The thought of the CMB as a memorial wall to previous universes and civilisations is both fascinating and terrifying.

  • @Shachza
    @Shachza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    John: "Odd nuclear materials in a star seems like a silly thing to do. It would take tons of effort and would seem to reap very little reward."
    Alien 1: "I made the star burn neon black!"
    Alien 2: "Pretty!"
    Alien 1: "I know!"

    • @nothingnobody1454
      @nothingnobody1454 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Then our scientists find it and falsely think its natural and it flukes up our models of the universe lol

    • @ekothesilent9456
      @ekothesilent9456 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@nothingnobody1454 alien TH-cam prank videos be like: “lol accidentally started a new religion on earth again.”

    • @Qinti101
      @Qinti101 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And imagine that was their science project.

  • @sneakyking
    @sneakyking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    The real message we will get...RAID SHADOW LEGENDS from far across the universe.

    • @blueskygroup202
      @blueskygroup202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or... Hello and welcome to DnD online.

    • @SuperNovaHeights_
      @SuperNovaHeights_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No no I doubt that. It just doesn’t make sense

    • @useodyseeorbitchute9450
      @useodyseeorbitchute9450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We would need to develop ASAP a relativistic kill missile...

    • @SelcraigClimbs
      @SelcraigClimbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me: "they found a way to monetize the universe" *sigh*

    • @Zaluskowsky
      @Zaluskowsky 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We ve been trying to talk to you about your extended planet warranty!

  • @murphyboy24
    @murphyboy24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Once again, John has awakened from his slumber to bless us with a small piece of his infinite knowledge to us, we are truly lucky to have a deity as benevolent as him.
    God speed John!

    • @olorin4317
      @olorin4317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is this what the kids refer to as "thirsty"?

    • @marcuscicero5033
      @marcuscicero5033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MurphyBoy ! John has a second channel, a long form interview format channel called Event Horizon, that I’m sure keeps him busy. Far from slumbering

    • @suthinscientist9801
      @suthinscientist9801 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, thank the gods,

    • @rockscousteau
      @rockscousteau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This channel RULES. Every upload is awesome

    • @brianrichard8310
      @brianrichard8310 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmmph! A very small piece of wisdom, mixed with a load of BS.

  • @mariofreak4500
    @mariofreak4500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    We missed you, John. Welcome back!

  • @ManahManah77
    @ManahManah77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Hidden message discovered in the cosmic radiation background:
    The Holy Grail can be found in the castle agggggghhhhhhhhhh.....

    • @IRex-wm9pd
      @IRex-wm9pd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Look, if they were dying,
      they wouldn't bother to imprint "Aaargh." Theyd just say it.

    • @SelcraigClimbs
      @SelcraigClimbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      An unfathomably advanced civilisation wants to know:
      "What's your favourite colour"

    • @snate56
      @snate56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ...maybe he was dictating...

    • @robertmiller9735
      @robertmiller9735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Perhaps it's dictation?

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oooooohhhhhhhhh!!!!

  • @drockjr
    @drockjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    It's such a tease being able to open our minds and take in the scope of the universe, but knowing I will never live long enough to experience any of it.
    Thanks for the great video. Stargazing at night in an Iowan field, listening to John Michael Godier. What more could you ask for? Oh yeah, a blunt. This bowl is for you John. Cheers all.

    • @TeeLow
      @TeeLow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I tell people all the time my biggest regret is I’ll die long before I can travel the stars.

    • @suvrosarkar4419
      @suvrosarkar4419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ahhh a fellow man of culture !
      i too will be rolling a blunt inorder to completely geek out with this video 😀
      happy trips bro !

    • @andr1
      @andr1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That does sound quite good

    • @ploppyploppy
      @ploppyploppy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We might be lucky and one of the theories about universal consciousness is correct. That way we would find out (already know) all these answers, and not bound to the time dimension could experience everything at once, after we die. But as we don't remember anything before birth I doubt it'll be very useful because we'll never know until then. It's all very depressing lol.

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only thing that goes together better than astronomy and weed is astronomy and mushrooms!! Or alittle LSD😝

  • @vrikey
    @vrikey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    About time! Was afraid JMG was captured by aliens, wanting to silence him.

    • @tastyloaf5487
      @tastyloaf5487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Quality over quantity ;)

    • @suthinscientist9801
      @suthinscientist9801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe he was!

    • @raybeeze5522
      @raybeeze5522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@suthinscientist9801 he was. cuz this episode is out of this world!

    • @Dorgannn
      @Dorgannn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Make sure you check out his other channel!

    • @hulkhogan4203
      @hulkhogan4203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They demanded to know Obama's last name but he wouldn't tell em. Good guy

  • @RHLW
    @RHLW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Most terrifying "necrosignatire", I always thought, would be the discovery in some star system, of a planetary mass black hole.

    • @nmarbletoe8210
      @nmarbletoe8210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      yikes

    • @desther7975
      @desther7975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Interesting thought. Almost Twilight Zone worthy! I wonder how it would be detected, though. Would it be periodic lensing of the star's light?

    • @terranentity
      @terranentity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Perhaps, to wait out the lifespan of the universe, then only to emerge from the shroud of the event horizon? Planetary cloak that allows your enemies to think you've left the chat, but it's really just allowing you to see the universe around you go in fast forward.

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who's the say the LHC isn't manufacturing tiny black holes that are accumulating at the center of the earth

    • @derp195
      @derp195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@nosuchthing8 Scientists for one.

  • @brianoconnell6459
    @brianoconnell6459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "We've received a message!", "What does it say? What does it say?", "Drink... More... Ovaltine...", "Dammit!"

  • @commanderjavik6369
    @commanderjavik6369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Here lies the noobnoob, a long forgotten race. They tried to blow shit up but it blew up in their face." -an epitaph on a galactic tombstone

  • @stt5v2002
    @stt5v2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Before watching: “Ugh, I’m worried about Covid.”
    After: “Covid is a pretty small problem compared to being a civilization whose entire world or universe is dying.”

    • @mikeharrington5593
      @mikeharrington5593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So now you know we are observing it in real time here on Earth? We have front seats for runaway Arctic amplification & that's just for starters.

    • @christosvoskresye
      @christosvoskresye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Even later: "Buuuuuut ..... It's pretty stupid to worry about imaginary problems when I have real-world problems to face. Otherwise I might go back to worrying that the Nothing will consume us all if the Child-Like Princess is not given a name."

    • @papinbala
      @papinbala 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      dont worry i had Covid, its not that bad. even my mother had it and shes 75 and she beat it too

    • @scottwest9299
      @scottwest9299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If that rattles your cage, Ask the dinosaurs what they thought of asteroids.

    • @phillipkalaveras1725
      @phillipkalaveras1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Instead of worrying about imaginary problems I prefer to worry about things that people did a long time ago before I was born which after hearing about it has left me so traumatized I am unable to work or do much of anything.

  • @Alamandorious
    @Alamandorious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Message in the cosmic background radiation: We Apologize For The Inconvenience.

    • @3DPDK
      @3DPDK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "... but PLEASE don't push the big red button when you find it!"

    • @nathanlawrence7319
      @nathanlawrence7319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or:
      “All Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To The Universe”

    • @sirbarringtonwomblembe4098
      @sirbarringtonwomblembe4098 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you were ever to use my WC I'd have to say 'Sorry for the convenience'.😁

    • @BCWasbrough
      @BCWasbrough 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "We have updated our terms of service."

    • @LaGuerre19
      @LaGuerre19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thanks for all the fish 🐟

  • @realzachfluke1
    @realzachfluke1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love Event Horizon, but there’s something really special about these videos on John’s original channel. So glad he’s still making them from time to time. Thank you, JMG.

  • @JohnJ469
    @JohnJ469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    An artefact passing through our system, such as a destroyed ship. You mean maybe something long and thin tumbling through space? Something that behaves a little bit odd and doesn't look quite right for an asteroid? I wonder if we might have seen something like that...

  • @MysterousBear
    @MysterousBear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    What if we were indeed left a message incoded in DNA giving us the keys to the universe, but to avoid tampering with their prime candidate for intelligent life they left it in another animal?
    Like, say, the Dodo bird?

    • @Puleczech
      @Puleczech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's right! Let's kill them all to find that bloody scribble.
      Oh...

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Error correction theory says that no intelligent civilization capable of doing such a thing would embed a message in such a constrained population if they had any significant intention of communicating it to anyone else. Instead, it would be placed into a very large variety of organisms.

    • @danaralston6688
      @danaralston6688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@absalomdraconis Something like "The Chase" in Star Trek TNG wouldn't surprise me at all.

    • @desther7975
      @desther7975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@danaralston6688 I dunno. How do you preserve a message in DNA when it is constantly mutating and evolving?

    • @dakarai47
      @dakarai47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@desther7975 you don't lol,alien conspiracy theorist are wild

  • @Merto6
    @Merto6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Scientists:
    -Think of million ways aliens might leave a signature
    -Actually detect said signatures
    Also scientists:
    -Nah it must have been natural cause

    • @londonspade5896
      @londonspade5896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol so true

    • @Dinoenthusiastguy
      @Dinoenthusiastguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That's just how science works . Of course scientists are interested in receiving an alien signature but they don't want to jump the gun and assume something is of alien origin without ruling out the far more common natural causes.

    • @FelipeKana1
      @FelipeKana1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly. "It's never aliens!"

    • @shauljonah6955
      @shauljonah6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope they have toilet paper. Too that would be harsh for us.

    • @ReivecS
      @ReivecS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes, it is called critical thinking. Give it a try, you might like it.

  • @snivla4
    @snivla4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Really missed you.... Glad you have added to the top ten playlist one of my favourites....

    • @JROD-uf2pp
      @JROD-uf2pp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @Michael_Dominic
      @Michael_Dominic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make sure you're keeping up with weekly uploads at his other channel "event horizon"

  • @ferrreira
    @ferrreira ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've lost count of how many times I've listened to this video to fall asleep.

  • @moe2788
    @moe2788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wow you made me reconsider my stance on the wow signal. For the longest time I thought it was completely disproven that it originated from extraterrestrials but now I believe it's very possible

  • @sparramore
    @sparramore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I think it's reasonable to assume we are sourounded by techno signatures but don't know it anymore than an ant is aware of radio

    • @sparramore
      @sparramore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I will even go so far as to say it would not surprise me if a citizen scientist in his garage with available technology could find something despite our inability to fully understand it

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I doubt it. Anything that's been around for more than a few million years, which is extremely likely if any advanced species ever existed, would have signatures on a galactic scale. They'd also likely have sent self replicating probes across the galaxy, at least.
      The only plausible way an advanced alien race might exist in our galaxy is if it's relatively young. Which would be a huge coincidence.

    • @cadenrolland5250
      @cadenrolland5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It wasn't too long ago that human scientists didn't believe in radio waves, they scoffed at the idea that invisible waves of energy could pass through solid objects, much less that they could be received again after passing through solid objects. "POPPICOCK I SAY!"

    • @tauceti8341
      @tauceti8341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sparramore That's one of the problems with science.
      There's only science where the money is aka grants.
      And if any citizen scientist does find something or try to publish something
      "iT wAsNt iN tHe jOurNalS!!!!"
      This is why we see these dark matter/energy people so insistent on the theory when its slowly starting to fade when held to scrutiny from new data sets and experiments.
      No money in discovering other theories because all this money has already been spent on this theory, therefore it MUST BE RIGHT!!!!!
      Look at the parker solar probe, an easy instrument could have been attached to do some science regarding the Electric Universe Theory.
      Did they? Nope. Same reason NASA's never figured out how to put a microscope on a rover, yet the Russians did in like the 80s.
      Now where going to have to wait another what 20-50 years before another probe goes to the sun again. It's a hard place to get too.
      For example, I can't do a gardening experiment in my own yard, write about it the academic standard, with proper protocols, because I have no degree. Therefore no ones going to vouch for some CITIZEN SCIENTIST to get published in the journal. Then you have all these phosphate junkies saying SEE THERES NO SCIENTIFICAL EVIDENCE TO BACK UP THAT METHOD (Hugelkulture). The money is in the phosphates, which is surprise, surprise is one of the biggest polluters.

    • @Silverfirefly1
      @Silverfirefly1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ant: What if there's aliens everywhere but we can't smell them anymore than humans can smell the queen?

  • @bentilbury2002
    @bentilbury2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Message from the previous universe: 41

  • @Tmccreight25Gaming
    @Tmccreight25Gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    We are constantly beaming signals into space...
    The worst reply possible: *BE QUIET, THEY ARE LISTENING*

  • @meatfractals3380
    @meatfractals3380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I love your Event Horizon feed but there's nothing like a top ten SETI list by JMG..

  • @justcruise241
    @justcruise241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    ...I feel like this is just giving 2020 more ideas of how to mess with us...

  • @andrewwidmer4037
    @andrewwidmer4037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Thank you soooooo much for returning to the old ways! I love it! Keep these videos coming forever!

  • @pirobot668beta
    @pirobot668beta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think we have seen one already: universal red-shift.
    They are on to us, and they are all running away.

  • @Tyan0A
    @Tyan0A 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The year is 2169. Scientist, Cosmo Dyson Vaccum III discovered an imbeded message within the structure of the universe itself, which reads: "No ass to mouth."
    And peace was restored on Earth.

    • @Puleczech
      @Puleczech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha
      Only for humanity finds out 5422 years later that it was done by a rogue artist so engulfed in layers of multiversal irony that she actually meant the exact opposite. Anyways, the piece was rejected as "highly misleading and confusing" by the art comitee and forgotten because at that time the artist was having another five comissions running. One of which made her multiverse-wide famous - the Cosmic Microwave Background - which is basically a visualization of governmental corruption regarding energy spending.

  • @kevincrady2831
    @kevincrady2831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I still think one of the scariest scenarios is the one we've got (so far): no technosignatures. That is compatible with the possibility that animals spawned from Darwinian competition for mates and territory cannot adapt to the power of advanced technology (nukes, nanotech, AI, etc.); that technological civilizations are akin to toddlers left to play in a room full of loaded pistols and hand grenades, with the weapons increasing in power/danger level far faster than the toddlers mature.
    Any technosignature of a civilization that "made it" into space is at least an indication that we can "make it" as well.

    • @nothingnobody1454
      @nothingnobody1454 ปีที่แล้ว

      We might just be alone. Maybe life at all is just not very likely

    • @CyVinci
      @CyVinci ปีที่แล้ว

      Imo it seems this is most likely. It’s probably a large conglomeration of filters that when put together make the chance of a advanced alien civilization arising akin to flipping a coin 50 times and each one landing on heads (credit to Isaac Arthur for that parallel)
      We think of ourselves as pretty advanced, yet we are a long way from being truly space-fairing and meaningfully detectable by other civilizations. Reasonable to say that the large technological gap we have to fill may lead us to even more dangerous and easily proliferated technology than nuclear weapons. Right now state and non-state actors can’t make nukes without being detected; even if they have the full picture the infrastructure is impossible to conceal. If in the future these things could be concealable and easy to create then non-proliferation becomes impossible and opens a significant threat to society from non-state extremists.
      From the lens of bio-engineering deadly viruses or even crop/livestock diseases this will probably be a reality in the near future.

  • @slinkerdeer
    @slinkerdeer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Humans: "One way we could detect another civilisation is elements in their host star that shouldn't be there"
    *Detects a star with elements that shouldn't be there*
    Also Humans: "iT cOuLd bE nAtUrAl CaUsEs"

  • @rylanwhite3753
    @rylanwhite3753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is one of my favourite channels. Not many spark my imagination, curiosity and love for astronomy. Links to papers and pages are the icing and the sound of his voice is the cherry. Never stop John. Ever...

  • @OfMiceAndMegabytes
    @OfMiceAndMegabytes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Welcome back, John!

  • @manitasdeplomo
    @manitasdeplomo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Maybe a signal could be “coded” in gravitational waves. For instance a kind of signature of an alien alcubierre drive ?

  • @rossbedford4056
    @rossbedford4056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Our patience has been rewarded with a 21 MINUTE VIDEO!!! This was worth the wait

  • @RaDeus87
    @RaDeus87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jupiter getting hit by a Nicoll-Dyson beam would be one hell of an introduction 🥺
    My head-canon for Seven Eves just changed a bit; it was a relativistic kill vehicle that hit the moon.

  • @tomfieselmann5906
    @tomfieselmann5906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "...announcing one's presence..." is asking for problems or asking for help.

  • @LuxPerp
    @LuxPerp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I think therefore I am really thinking. Simulated substrate or no, my consciousness is real. I’m not disturbed by the possibility of being a simulation. I’m certain that it would make no difference to the essential reality of perceiving and thinking.

    • @TonyP9279
      @TonyP9279 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If we are a simulation, they need to stop and restore the system to the last restore point before year 2020.

    • @desther7975
      @desther7975 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure. "Real" or "simulation," we life and then we die, and so, presumably does the universe as we know it. Whether it's natural or artificial, the outcome for us would be the same, barring some interference from our simulating overlords. Would be tragic if we were obliterated so they could try running some other simulation instead.
      It would be interesting if we were in a simulation meant to test whether and how long it takes for us to work out that we're in one.

  • @KaeYoss
    @KaeYoss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "If we're in a simulation, the creator of the simulation might embed a message. What would that message look like?"
    16 - 16 - 16 - 16

    • @dr._breens_beard
      @dr._breens_beard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didnt think id love that game.. i was so wrong

    • @nickderosa5328
      @nickderosa5328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao No Mans Sky

    • @free_spirit1
      @free_spirit1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't get it

    • @giolvg
      @giolvg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      love nms

    • @LumbridgeTeleport
      @LumbridgeTeleport 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's called dna do some research

  • @BYERE
    @BYERE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *Talking about a partial Dyson Beam* "If such a thing is possible, we haven't seen one in this or any other galaxy..."
    Only a galaxy, far, far away...

  • @summer-west
    @summer-west 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I stop by to watch this video every few weeks just to get good and creeped out. The voice, the music, the bouncing back forth from infinite possibility to infinite futility.

    • @redcat9436
      @redcat9436 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I watch them at night before I go to sleep. They help to calm my brain down.

    • @louisuchihatm2556
      @louisuchihatm2556 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I watch them when am high...they hit hard! You might wanna try it

  • @richardbidinger2577
    @richardbidinger2577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Berserkers of Saberhagen were actually weapons built to destroy the enemies of some long dead alien world. The mistake of its creators, was that the machines were programed to "Destroy enemy life", but the enemy life was never defined, so the machines destroyed any life it came across, including its creators. Loved those books growing up. I'm just surprised that anyone else would even know them, let alone remember them.

  • @Robnoxious77
    @Robnoxious77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    DNA encoded message: “do not harvest until yield reaches 10billion”

    • @user-yp5fp8gn7o
      @user-yp5fp8gn7o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or .....sterilize upon reciept of this transmission

    • @Scorch428
      @Scorch428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sad thing is evening knowing that, were too dumb to prevent it
      every human ever: MUST BREED

    • @J0krswy1d
      @J0krswy1d 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soon enough then. ;-)

    • @bernardtaylor7768
      @bernardtaylor7768 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How to serve humans

  • @AlphaBravoTech
    @AlphaBravoTech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just opened TH-cam on my phone and this was my 3rd or 4th suggested video!! I wasn't expecting it!! Awesome!! 👍👍😊😊

  • @johnga911
    @johnga911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Wonderful video as always! Love this kind of content. Your lists may be the only "clickbait" on TH-cam that do away with the "bait" part.

    • @Aatell764
      @Aatell764 ปีที่แล้ว

      The bait is there, it's just a nice juicy grub that's worth taking a bite out of

  • @CaidicusProductions
    @CaidicusProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I get the feeling that we'll become aware of other civilizations (if they exist) when we figure out faster than light communication. If there is such a thing, we might find we're not the only ones on the line. If a civilization can travel great distances in the galaxy, they're likely using a superior communication technology to radio waves.

    • @orbismworldbuilding8428
      @orbismworldbuilding8428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well if you can do ftl travel or anything close to it you could send harddrives at those speeds as a data transport

    • @bluenightfury4365
      @bluenightfury4365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@orbismworldbuilding8428 Or if theres wormholes that can stay open near indefinitely as long as somethings supplied into it, you could just wormhole to another place and have a Galactic spanning Internet perhaps.

    • @CaptainFalcoyd
      @CaptainFalcoyd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      FTL communication/travel will never be possible because of how spacetime works with relativity. Any FTL method would violate causality and make paradoxes possible like killing yourself in the past.

    • @ottercookiesottercookies394
      @ottercookiesottercookies394 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sub space transmission 😜

    • @zz-nc5kx
      @zz-nc5kx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bluenightfury4365No wormhole has been discovered.

  • @shannonnicollechannel5884
    @shannonnicollechannel5884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wish there were endless hours of these talks...💖💖💖...

  • @elguinolo7358
    @elguinolo7358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THANKS FOR THE WARNING, WE WILL BE READY, BITCHES👌

    • @DrunkenUFOPilot
      @DrunkenUFOPilot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *sigh* Again? Okay, fine. Just give me a minute to put on my formal being-assimilated suit.

    • @Dubliner-un9lw
      @Dubliner-un9lw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even worse
      "Resistance is futile. You will be annihilated"

    • @aarongarza4769
      @aarongarza4769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Your culture will adapt to service us.”

  • @leifharmsen
    @leifharmsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I would trade my phone for an ox.

    • @JohnMichaelGodier
      @JohnMichaelGodier  4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hadn't thought of that, but I would imagine a good ox probably is worth more than a phone.

    • @tacinmesa
      @tacinmesa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JohnMichaelGodier Especially if it's 5,000 years before cell towers! LOL

  • @Lichtboys
    @Lichtboys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I got so excited when I saw there was a new video. I’ve watched all your other ones dozens of times each! Keep up the great work!

  • @mvolestrangler
    @mvolestrangler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.

  • @jamesdreads7828
    @jamesdreads7828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How lucky I am, I live out in the country with minimal light pollution (actually near a couple of dark sky observatories), it's a clear night in spring, and i can look up at the stars and gases of the milky way while rewatching JMG videos, and getting absolutely baked. Blessed.

  • @mtbass3413
    @mtbass3413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We need to get ourselves to Conjoiner level before we trip an Inhibitor trap.

  • @raybeeze5522
    @raybeeze5522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    thanks for another great episode. thanks for all the time and energy you put into the series. your vids are always the first to be watched bumping any other content.
    thank you.

  • @gustavbabic5004
    @gustavbabic5004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I'm putting my money on a derelict alien craft from a defunct alien civilization drifting through our system some day.

    • @peachesrambo4037
      @peachesrambo4037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You mean like that "object " discovered a few years ago at the edge of the solar system?

    • @ReivecS
      @ReivecS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I dunno man, the chances of having ANY direct collisions when the milky way and Andromeda galaxies merge is pretty low which is basically just a way of saying "There is a ton of empty space there." I would think the chances of a spaceship drifting through our solar system by accident would be even more remote, unless there were either some intentionality behind it, or there are just a metric butt ton of ships out there.

    • @JesusFriedChrist
      @JesusFriedChrist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The probability of that is infinitesimally low.
      The probability of us seeing it is even lower. We can’t even keep track of all the asteroids in our solar system.

    • @Puleczech
      @Puleczech 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ReivecS That's right. But I'll still bet my money )

    • @marcusmonk1015
      @marcusmonk1015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think we as humans have already recovered ancient alien probes that where sent to earth like 10000 years ago, simular to humans sending probes out to our solar system (think voyager) also our internet/computing tech has been built on these/a alien probe *drinks another beer*

  • @heywacked
    @heywacked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    JMG, you provide entertainment and education in a unique and thought provoking way. Thank you for your videos. Hoping all is well and keep up the great work

  • @freebased1780
    @freebased1780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I could listen to your videos all day long, they are so informative, both terrifying and relaxing at the same time, but as mentioned before and I believe most importantly, besides me hoping you enjoy producing them, is just how informative they truly are, thank you Mr. John Michael Godier

  • @andreasimon2752
    @andreasimon2752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I really like ur other channel but i LOVE this one...
    Ive watched all ur videos and I was super excited to see a new one
    Hope u and yours are well
    Namaste from Pacific west coast 🌎⭐🌞🌛

  • @riccidicky
    @riccidicky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    John you're videos inspire me to learn more of what surrounds us, thank you.

  • @mitseraffej5812
    @mitseraffej5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The most likely signal, “ don’t take yourself so seriously “

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The most likely signal: "Go fuck yourselves."

  • @glenjohnson212
    @glenjohnson212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I find these aliens talks so interesting and about time I found a channel that talks about it now mate u have a new sub keep up the good work ❤️

    • @bxmully
      @bxmully 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look up isaac arthurs youtube page. Youll love it. He has done videos with this channel too.

  • @PremierCCGuyMMXVI
    @PremierCCGuyMMXVI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wether we are alone (unlikely) or not, discovering the universe and exploring it will definitely be a fun journey.

  • @AlphaFoxDelta
    @AlphaFoxDelta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Very good, what I enjoy about this episode is that it notes the fact that one, we may, probably, just find dead remnants of a civilization and two, that there are technologies that we couldn't even understand, like a caveman seeing a quantum computer.

  • @kris10n52
    @kris10n52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m so happy you made another video! A great one, as always!

  • @patrickmertz2426
    @patrickmertz2426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I enjoy your thought provoking videos John, many thanks and please keep them coming.

  • @TheExoplanetsChannel
    @TheExoplanetsChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I wish we make first contact *_this century_*

    • @Obssy
      @Obssy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We're not ready as a species.

    • @madderhat5852
      @madderhat5852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For us oldies, please in the next 20 years? : )

    • @trent4439
      @trent4439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Obssy we are, its just the weak closed minded people that arent

    • @loveless8241
      @loveless8241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We are NOT ready.

    • @loveless8241
      @loveless8241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@trent4439 It's not about the weak-mindedness of individuals but the current state of today's fragile geo-political climate. Whether the aliens are peaceful, we'll either unite or we fight. And I havd a feeling it'll be the latter.

  • @criticalfxck13
    @criticalfxck13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I swear if aliens send us a 'lol, git gud' when we're on the edge of our own end

  • @ismanimal
    @ismanimal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finally! Man I was missing this videos so much, glad you’re back

  • @tchy7246
    @tchy7246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    the feeling when you realize that #1 has already happened

  • @rockscousteau
    @rockscousteau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Your channel KICKS TOTAL BUTT MAN. I have watched EVERY upload. Always makes my day when you upload a new one. YOU ROCK

  • @danaralston6688
    @danaralston6688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great video as always.
    The cynic in me could see something like "(some alien name) was here!" or "Eat at Milliway's" being encoded in DNA...or a picture of some alien making duck faces.

  • @stuartschaffner9744
    @stuartschaffner9744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm not a specialist in this area, but I have heard that DNA sequences change over time unless they encode for something so vital that all cells with mutations in that subsequence are unviable. These are called conserved regions. So, the problem would be how to encode a cosmic "hello" in DNA but make that sequence be conserved.

  • @4sername
    @4sername 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your videos always fail to disappoint! Thanks for the new upload

  • @ogeezy4817
    @ogeezy4817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Missed your videos John :) keep up the good work

  • @dylanschnabel4859
    @dylanschnabel4859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I really like the idea from the sow Star Trek Picard of an octonary star system being created by an advanced civilization as a means of warning others

  • @elliottryan13
    @elliottryan13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for such informative, outstanding, and awesome videos John it's GREAT!

  • @laurawillits176
    @laurawillits176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Always enjoy giving the brain a good stretch. Thanks!

  • @TheVoiceOfReason93
    @TheVoiceOfReason93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Biologist 1: I found a message in the DNA sequence, dating back to the Cambrian Era.
    Biologist 2: What does it say?
    Biologist 1: "Kilroy was here."

  • @SquirrelASMR
    @SquirrelASMR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You give me mad relaxation and ASMR. Your voice is so soothing its and the content let's my imagination run free, it's the best way to fall asleep. ❤

    • @milounoorda2337
      @milounoorda2337 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s so interesting. For me it’s the complete opposite. This topic is extremely interesting and I want to watch this video so bad, but his way of speaking annoys me, the constant going from high to low with his voice within one word on the end of sentences, such as at for example 4:29. It actually gives me misophonia vibes. Funny how different his way of speaking is perceived to different people.

  • @Mrssanaiftikhar
    @Mrssanaiftikhar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    thanks, John!!! I was soooooo excited this video said two days ago!!!!!! I've missed you! lol

  • @deku812
    @deku812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Miss these lists from your original channel John. Glad to see you putting out a new episode. Also your voice help me go to sleep, I watch them before bed. Not a bad thing mind you.

  • @GusinLanzarote
    @GusinLanzarote 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Never knew the wow signal was going so slowly- this sadly means the civilization that sent it may already be extinct :(

    • @YetiHopscotch
      @YetiHopscotch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The signal still travels at the speed of light. The thing that transmitted it is what was moving 10km/s. They might still be kickin!

    • @markthebldr6834
      @markthebldr6834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But most civilizations are probably thousands of light years away. So you are probably right

  • @creativedesignation7880
    @creativedesignation7880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I must admit that the possibility of DNA encoded messages is really interesting, BUT how would one keep the message from being subjected to mutation? Let alone for millions or billions of years! It would need to be a vital sequence (a sequence that when changed in any way, leads to the lifeform not being able to survive) in order to be kept from mutating by evolution alone, a situation that would most likely keep us from ever discovering that it even is a message in the first place. Or it would need some other mechanism that protects it from being influenced by radiation, chemicals, viruses, replication errors and chance. Such a mechanism would have most likely been found by now, since it would be a unique situation in all of the genome.
    But genetics is not a trivial topic by any means and since it is not Your primary field of expertise, I'll just let this one slide :) Still a great vid, but I simply had to object here :)

    • @ReivecS
      @ReivecS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There is a way to create error correcting genes and even program them to iterate a set number of times and then stop. These concepts are being tested in mosquito as a way to sterilize a population (mostly) but then stop working after x number of generations just in case it has unintended effects we can "undo" it. I think there was a radiolab podcast on this awhile back involving crazy uses of CRISPR but I may be confusing it with something else. But I would agree with your point that if such a thing existed in all life on Earth, we probably would have spotted that by now.

    • @theslay66
      @theslay66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or it could be a specific sequence that is repeated at regular intervals in all the genetic material. Sure, most of these sequences may have been modified through generations, but by studying the repeating patterns it would be possible to determine what was the original content of these sequences.

    • @vibovitold
      @vibovitold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like backups in IT, there are mechanisms that allow for corrections. Checksums, multiple copies etc.
      Nature uses some of such mechanisms - the most obvious ones being symmetry. All life we know is symmetrical. It can be lateral symmetry, or radial (octopuses etc.), but it's there, because natural selection is set up so that it favors it - noone wants to mate with asymmetrical specimen, since it's a red flag warning about mutation and DNA damage.
      I believe this is how humans will bio-engineer themselves within 500 or 1000 years. The reason why we're getting older and finally die is mostly because copying errors accumulate over time.
      But if you had 5 copies of your genotype, and everytime something is off, your body would compare the copies, it could identify the "common denominator"; this gene is different in copy B, but the same in copies A, C, D and E , so it's obvious which one must be correct, and we can safely ditch version B because it's corrupt. No cancer, no aging, back to Eden.
      Evolution is cheap, and its ultimate goal is survival of the species, not individuals, so it didn't waste resources on creating such an error proof mechanism. It would be an overkill. But deliberate bioengineering very well could.

    • @urphakeandgey6308
      @urphakeandgey6308 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are probably ways to pull it off, plus these seem to assume tech beyond our capability. I'm sure we could even be capable of something like it one day.

    • @MrAlvaro751
      @MrAlvaro751 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vibovitold Not all life is symmetrical:
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_featuring_external_asymmetry

  • @jaimemassa4085
    @jaimemassa4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes! Been waiting for a new list video, love your content.

  • @billyc9707
    @billyc9707 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love his videos. Clear and simple explanations. Natural narrator. His videos got me obsessed with space. I’m going to read his books I’m sure they’re well written.

  • @Synystr7
    @Synystr7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Number 9 is exactly what that Sgt on the Citadel was talking about. You dont eyeball it and ruin someone's dy 10000 years from now

  • @veqv
    @veqv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Message from the universe devs:
    // Needs to be fixed.

  • @emilr628
    @emilr628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great Video JMG!! Keep up the good work !

  • @SupremeCleave
    @SupremeCleave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been waiting for a new vid from you, great topic!

  • @zachosborne6577
    @zachosborne6577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The thought of aliens slowly drifting towards us is terrifying. If they’re moving that slow it should be easier to try to intercept them when they get closer

    • @zz-nc5kx
      @zz-nc5kx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Given the vast distances and the cosmic speed limit, it will take millions of years to reach us.

  • @kittybeans8192
    @kittybeans8192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ya know, top ten videos often get a rap for being click baity, but when it's one of your top tens, I think a click is well deserved.

  • @SirFapsAlot
    @SirFapsAlot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep up the good work John! Always look forward to ur videos

  • @scifijones1974
    @scifijones1974 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is officially a new Favorite of mine of your videospheres!