The Half Life Parody 3
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ม.ค. 2013
- The third installment of The Half Life Parody series. Honestly, I wasn't even planning on making this but because of so many people's requests I changed my mind....
So, in other words, this film is for all of my loyal fans! I know I'm not nearly as popular as I once was but I thank all the people that stuck around patiently for me to upload stuff. - ภาพยนตร์และแอนิเมชัน
![Death Korps of Krieg [WH40K SFM ANIMATION]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hmv9YA2pS-g/mqdefault.jpg)
The only "3" you'll see in a Half-Life title.
true
So true.
I noticed that this is the last video that Jahosiphat uploaded. Is it possible that Valve put a hit on him for saying the number he wasn’t supposed to say.
But it is awful.
3ZX8Ball ikr
Gorgeous Freeman would like to talk to you
4:24 So that's how gordon just "appeared" in lost coast.
Holy mother of St. Oga!
2:34
"And if you see Doctor Breen, tell him I said I'm a FREAKING HEADHUMPER"
That is going in my mod
I miss this guy almost watched every parody on this channel. Came back after so many years but he didn't uploaded anything in 7 years ;/
sad
What happened to him?
@@M3rk420 He probably just moved on with his personal life and probably he had less time to work on any animation
@@Fleksu157 yeah, true, really the answer that goes to why most old channels die out and never return on youtube. Just wish they normally have a closure
@@M3rk420 Like all of us my man
Wow I'm glad I had an affect on you back in the day! Thank you and thanks to everyone else for the great comments. I wish I could crank out videos as fast as some other people on here but I appreciate everyone's patience!
Oh man this is a classic! I remember watching it when it came out and laughing my ass off. Sad to know that he hasnt uploaded anything in almost 10 years tho...
Right with you man this took me back a number of years, Last time I saw him post anything was on his Twitter in 2014.
@@automatonm99 its sad that most old yt legends are gone
@@Luka2000_ I saw this video when it first came out. I was in 8th grade 14 now I'm 24. Modern TH-cam got all this woke bs everywhere now, 10 years ago was a different time. I miss it.
@@automatonm99 same man same
Dam it has been 13 years or something since I watched the first one with my friend when young. One of my favorite videos back then along with the 2nd. I'm 30 now, time flies.
You still alive, Jahosiphat? I miss your videos, man. You were a huge inspiration to me way back when, and I hope your doing alright. Thanks for all the funnies and the feels over the years.
Edit 2021: His last Twitter post was in 2014, saying life stuff was getting in the way of animation. However, he's currently subscribed to a youtube channel that was created in 2016, so that's the latest sign of activity from him. I just hope he ain't dead.
Today is may 16 2018. It’s been five years since an upload
It’s August 20th 2018 now.
Sam Ferretter October 7th 2018. Long damn time
@@ack7494 November 23rd, 2018. Still nothing.
jacob vaughn I know man, it’s like he died.
I love how the series is made like a compilation of homevideos
2:34 Gordon thinking: "Am I REALLY going to break my vow of silence for that?"
5:52 LOL Chell
DR.FREEMAN DR.FREEMAN DR.FREEMAN 5:58
DAT FACE AND VOICE XD
I think G-Man its Gordon Freeman comes out from future to help himself to save world. ( i know my English is perfect :D )
Yes he is,is Gordon Freeman from future
Your spanish?
TheHacker666 No, ukrainian :)
ok
5:58 сколько времени бы не прошло, я всё ровно не перестану смеятся с этого)
"and if ya see doctor breen, tell 'em i'm the freaking HEADHMPER!"
that actually made me giggle a bit
5:38
"BOOM! Got ya!"
Laughed so hard! ROFL
HALF-LIFE PARODY 4! NOW!!!
+Arrowtongue64 did he move to a different channel? Or just stopped? Or passed away?
Emil Georgiev I believe he just stopped or got bored
Arrowtongue64 well, that is preferable to him dying of cancer like Kitty0706
Emil Georgiev I see how you'd guess that
willywonkadailyblah I never said it's bad. On the contrary! IT'S SO HILARIOUS I NEED A FREAKING SEQUEL
This was Jahosiphat’s last video. That can mean only one thing...
...Gabe N had him assassinated for the crime of counting to three.
Don't worry about it and thanks for the compliment. I actually only worked on this off and on for the past few months. It takes a long time to film the scenes depending on the complexity and editing takes a long time. Since I'm not getting paid for this I can't devote a lot of time working on my films... even though I'd like to.
Ya know...I really miss the Gmod animations. Noe Suirce filmmaker all the way
So... Headcrab kills strider instantly?
No, but there's an option in the configuration to make the AR2's secondary fire (Combine energy balls) insta-kill striders in exactly this fashion.
5:50 Hahahaha
Don't know where
Don't know when
3 years and no half-life parody 4
Ajan Profesyonel one month and no reply
@@WildRage_ yes
@ one month and no reply
Lesson learned headcrab is more effective than magnusson device and rocket
2:26 that was brutal throw another xD
omg I can't stop WATCHING the part where GMan's on the car and is shouting : Doctor Freeman, Doctor Freeman, Doctor Freeman XDDDD I can't help laughing hahahahha nice job
What's your profile pic?
Valve got him for making half life video with 3 in it
Half Life Parody 3? *Half Life 3 confirmed!*
It was made on 2013. *HL13 CONFIMED*
Yes boa, Yes. Finally.
this is actually a high quality production !
very much enjoyed, thanks and hope to see more soon
6:00 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Gábor Petrik don't ever say xd
06:29 Fast And Furios in a nutshell
Gabe Newell are you the real Gabe Newell or a youtuber that steal the name :/
Both.I changed my name so Manny times I can't change it anymore
or thats really bad ok i hope that you have luck
Thx dude ^-^
Gabe Newell half life 3 this year ?? ok thanks fuck you
First,and probbably the last time we will see number 3 and Half-Life in one thing...
Also,I m pretty sure he is dead.
Except maybe my geology textbook.
The beginning was really funny. You have made a smile on my depressive face, thanks!
Dude I just found your channel 10 years later and I’d wish you still do your funny videos!
Whatever you are doing right now, I hope you’re feeling good and live a great life!
Half Life 3. A game I know nothing about. That is until I started doing some research on it. And you won't believe what I have covered. But this information did not come easy. I had to slice, several dragons. Clear out hundreds of dungeons. And even, kill a hooker. But don't fret, it was all worth it in the end. Because this information is so highly classified, that I'm not even allowed to show it on TH-cam. But lucky for you, I don't give two shits. Because this information must be shared with absolutely everyone. Why you might ask? Because the collapse of the Roman Empire. You see, back in the early stages of development of Half Life 1, Julius Caesar and Abraham Lincoln had a slight disagreement with each other. Julius Caesar wanted to have macaroni and cheese for lunch, but Abraham Lincoln wanted pork chops. Ever since this disagreement, Julius Caesar and Abraham Lincoln never spoke again. Now you might be wondering, what does this have to do with Half Life 3? Absolutely everything. Now it takes a trained eye to notice this, but Julius Caesar's name starts with a J. And the letter J, is the 10th letter in the English alphabet. His last name starts with C, and the letter C, is the 3rd letter in the alphabet. So 10 - 3 = 7. And if you look at Abraham Lincoln's first name it starts with with an A, which is the 1st letter in the alphabet. So 7 - 1 = 6. Now look at his last name. It starts with L, which is the 12th letter. So 6 - 12 = -6. Now think for a second, how many people are we talking about here? That's right, 2. So -6 / 2 = -3. Drop the negative, you get 3. Half Life 3, CONFIRMED. But it's not over yet. You may be wondering why the negative is there. Well to find that out, we must take a close look at, Jesus Christ himself. Now take a close look at Jesus's name. Do you see it? Yeah that's right. There are three S's. But this still doesn't explain where the negative came from. For that, we must look closely into SpongeBob SquarePants. But first, let's look at Jesus's name again. We already know that there's three S's in his name, and there's six letters in his last name. So combine the two, you get 36, and there are 11 letters total in his full name. 36 / 11 = 3.2. Drop the 3., and just look at the 2. Notice, when I add these two words how it all comes together. On Season 2, Episode 36, of the hit TV series, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob sings a song about night. If you reverse the audio and slow it down a bit, this hidden message is revealed. BOOOM!!!! HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED.
Lol, I've seen that video
Chris Born
What video?
Jacob Harb The secrets finally out I see... Well with all the money I made off Steam I'll just fortify my HQ so your riots are no threat. Come at me lel.
Wow- this is the smartest person I seen in comments in a while.
"If ya see Dr. Breen, tell him I'm a frickin headhumper" xD
I'm not sure why I watch the entire thing, but I couldn't stop.
Haha! "Somebody take his crowbar..."... So many accurate situations too xD Good one, Jahosiphat! Many good memories with this series as well as The Gmod Parody - some of the first Gmod vids I saw that got me into Gmod and Gmod moviemaking :D
Nostalgia kills me man
5:58
Doctor freeman.....
get off!
XD
Man i lose it when the sudden explosions come xD
4:08 very clean scene
5:20 - "Its me you should be concerned about. I have the urge to reproduce." lmao
I love their faces at 1:07
They are like "You got to be shitting me!"
Thanks for all three parodies. They made me laugh.
Employee:Lord Gabe!
Gabe:What?
Employee:Someone made a parody!
Gabe:So?
Employee:It contains a "3" the cursed woord!
Gabe:Dear gaben....
TheDiamondStar and so Gabe killed him...
TheDiamondStar
wait what?
3 is a word?
*X-FILES INFINITES*
And... thats why jahosiphat hasnt uploaded a single video in 5 years.
Good old classic...
P.S: Still wait for part 4)
he's waiting for this to be 9 years old to make a new video
After nine years in development, we hope it was worth the wait.
I love your videos! :) This never fails to make me laugh.
Never stop making halflife videos Jahosiphat! comedy gold!
Very sad to see such good channel pass away like that
i remember watching his videos a lot when i was a kid.
What do you mean? Is the maker dead?
Scruffy Gamer
I am not sure if he is dead
but what i mean by " pass away " his channel
it been like 5 years . where is he :/
I do not look like that
Now you do.
Gordon Freeman I didn't know you spoke!
Cactus JumperDC Maybe he typed.
Jan Musiatowicz *GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
Jan Musiatowicz WCALE NIE!
His videos deserve much more credit and views.
I love you for making these
This made my day 😂
Your what day?The day of your name?GG,write atleast b or something to it.
Certiantly a good builder i guess
Everyone wants more, sadly it won't happen. :c
You seriously deserve more views and likes 'cause this is funny!
Very well made, indeed...
The badass Gordon animations were flawless!
The ending just killed me xD *throws a life size bomb* HAHA xD
Мне понравилось :)) Есть пару угаров))
Мне тоже ваще ржака пипец!!
мне тоже ВАЩЕ ражчь! капец УГАР! ПЕЧКИ
Денис Киняшев супер ржака
Richard Freightn ннннннн да)))))))))
I WANT MORE OF THIS GOLD! PLEASE
ahahahhahaha the part about youtube in the end is just gold. made me laugh. nice one!
lol. Did you heard the wood sound at 7:08 XD
4:04 I died Laughing xD
Ok, this was hilarious! I love the faces
This is... beautifull....
Well done, Gordon.
1:14 No! Not Lamarr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lamar is a spy!
+Jahosiphat are you still around?
this is a work of art
Wow, really well made ! And really funny too !! You got my hat dudes !
how'd he get the Citadel to explode like that?
+BlazeSnipr Of Notre Dame Replacing the skybox in the hammer map editor with the one from episode two (the map where it exploded)
HITTED ENERGY CORE!
Doesn't antyone feel kinda sad that this was the last upload of this channel? I mean, what happened to this guy?
I wonder what he's doing right now
This video is a lot better then his other ones so I bet he's like in an sfm team
Time awfully flies by so fast ;-;
I love the way Gordon shoots at the Citadel with a pistol and it instantly went kaBOOM! :-)
Welcome to the past present.
5:58
Jahosiphat will return the day half life 3 comes out, i can feel it
5:53: Chell? Uehhueheh, this is hilarious! Please, more!
Gman is Gordon Freeman's long lost sister. G(ordon) (Free)man('s long lost sister) that means HL3 is not confirmed.
2:53 это ж пиздец :D
at the start till 2:03 is awsome! being freeman like a boss! make more if you are the best of the half life 2 parody 3! you should never surrender!
lets wait another year for the next episode
I hope one day you return :)
SFM or Garry's Mod?
EDIT: Shit, nevermind.
SFM
Pimp Pastry
This was made with 3D Movie Maker
It is all gmod and hl2
So Awesome, MAKE MOAR!
Damn! That's some really good video :D
Can you make more ?
What happened to the creator?
Maybe Gabe N had him executed after making a video that contained the words “Half Life” and “3” in the title...
@@jacksongibbs8998 but for real, why did he stopped uploading
The Half Life Parody 4 PLESAE :) laughed my a** off ! Its amazing !!!!
We can only hope so, just because of the number 3.
what is the song in the begaing please tell me
+Dustin Lott Nuclear Mission Jam - Half Life 1 , Thank me later :)
thanks
o god
"Dropship at the water tower"
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!
I'd like to think that doing that will help speed up the announcement process.
1:31 The one free bullet
that video is 9 minutes long. 9 is 3*3.
FNAF 3 Confirmed
BOTH CONFIRMED!
NouNeime YAY!!!!
∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆
THE POWER OF CONFIRMING
hlf lif 3333 CONFIRMMMEMEDMMMEMDDDDDDD
LMFAO that head crab took out the strider!
You are a man of words Mister Freeman
Начало Убило))))
Ага что
Денис? Ахереть, вот точно не ожидал тебя здесь встретить!
4:59 WHAT GAME IS THAT? THATS NOT HALF LIFE 2
xXFakeNinjaXx ok tnx, btw, is half life 2 episode 1 and 2 the following game after half life 2?
xXFakeNinjaXx ok but does the game has the same pc requirements as the half life 2? Dunno if i can run it or not, i can run HL2 but i dont know about the 2 episodes
xXFakeNinjaXx I run HL2 on lowest but i could probably get it to medium, still handleable for ep 1 and 2 you think? :O
its half life 2 ending for episode 2
I came here expecting some really bad, LOLOLOLOL EPISODE 3 video. Boy I was wrong, this is brilliant! XD
2022 anyone? Yeah it's been years since Jaho is up. I miss this content.