@@TheRealFredbearPlush Kazama: stoic but flabbergasted Nishiki: "Wtf are you doing bro?" Shinji: "Is this normal for aniki?" Tachibana: "Knowing what he went through as a real estate manager, it would be pretty normal for him" Reina: "He just denies its normal for him to encounter and do these... things" Yumi: "I hope Haruka never sees or hears about these things her Uncle Kaz is doing" Nishiki: "Maybe I didn't beat him up enough before I died" Reina: "You already haunt my bar and show up whenever he takes photos inside, I think that's enough"
This is the most side questy side quest of all side quests, as there is literally NO reason to walk into this weird parlor and have this almost naked dude take pictures of you shirtless. I love yakuza.
Kiryu Kazuma. BL voiceactor, dancer, singer, cage fighter, taxi driver and erotic model. We all wanna be together with Kiryu, even when you're a guy like I am. Kiryu is the perfect significant other. You can't change my mind.
@@leviathan964 a side quest in kiwami 2 He voice acts in a yaoi game It's also a reference to the fact kiryu va got picked from the streets to voice something and he ended up being becoming a voice actor professionally
@@angelusvastator1297 Yeah, but usually japanese people get really triggered by tattoos even normal sized ones, even worse with back ones, they basically _know_ that you are a yakuza only by a back tattoo Or so I have heard at least
Main story? Its a serious crime drama. Outside it? Full of nonsense sidequest and random beat-em-up sequence, and side activities (but also fun to watch and to enjoy).
You joke, but even the game itself jokes about this in the Yakuza Sunset substory. When the movie director tells Kiryu he used to only do comedies before he became the director of the Yakuza Sunset movies, Kiryu has a thought dialogue box where he basically goes "Comedy? There's no room for comedy in yakuza stories."
Hm....there's something a little odd about Kiryu being reluctant about being a model when he can sound curious and enthusiastic about working at a banana bar in Kiwami 1.
You know they were proud of it because this side story is basically the first and the closest one for the player when they give you a control in an area with unlocked side stories.
Kiryu.... " note to self.... Do not show this to majima, haruka, or any other person in general.... It will be one of my dark secrets..... "..........😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!!!!!"
Me right before doing this quest: "So I wonder when I'll get to one of the really weird yet hilarious substories....." Plays this one: "Well that didn't take long." Yakuza, never fucking change.
And the next "WTF substory" contender besides Be My Baby goes too..... this one. Poison Matsuo is definently hitting Rizap there....look at those muscles lol. Oh wait....Rizap wasn't even exist in Kiwami 2. Probably just hitting gym hard.
So NO ONE was gonna come in to check if they were okay from that screaming bit? ok- and i was half expecting kiryu to punt the camera out of the mimura's hands, i thought'd it'd be funny
I swear with the amount of sheer facts he drops, Kiryu's punches most likely hurt a lot less than his lectures. Getting lectured by Kiryu is like your dad discovering your porn stash and you watch the life drain from his soul
Am I the only one who noticed at 8:18 and stopped the video, Poison is taking a couple of pictures away from Kiryu and towards the 4th screen wall? Sorry, just nitpicking the oddity on that one. I get the developer wanted him taking pictures of Kiryu's back, but they forgot to move the camera angle which is just funny. XD
So I was trying to figure out when I started this whole Yakuza Series. I thought I played Yakuza 2 way back but my records on Playstation read I played only Yakuza 3 (As it was given to PSN+ memebers for free at the time). Well, I swore up and down I played two and just didn't have it logged. Well, once I got around to playing Kiwami 2 (After being 0 and Kiwami 1). I come to realize. I never played 2. And then this Substory came around. And damn it I would have remember this story if I had played 2 lol. Still, my playthrough of about to be REPLAYING 3 through 6 and finish Like a Dragon this year. Maybe... Then, maybe get back into finishing Lost Judgement and playing that DLC Story on my PS4. Personally, I like the Judgement titles a bit more but I am a sucker for Lawyers turned Detective stories.
That moment when Kiryu walks away silently after seeing Poison XD
"aight bro im bout to head out"
@@stunseedordeesnuts kek
He suddenly knew what this was and he wanted no part in it.
NOPE
Adios
"Video games cater to male fantasies"
Me after watching this video: Yes, they do.
Let's be honest, it's everyone's fantasy to see a buff yakuza doing a kyun hand sign
Kiryu is everyone's fantasy period
@@crowcown8651 and so does majima is everybody's Male fantasy and idol
Kiryu Kazuma, men want to be more like him and women want more of him
so yes
@@Master-Bait you got it correct sir/ma’am
Who wants to bet that Majima has copies of those pictures?
You can guarentee it
@@goromajima2067 so you do have them, Majima San 😏
@@БогданКрименюк
Maybe >:)
Nishida: boss we have a problem!
Majima: huh?
Nishida sees a bunch of pictures of shirtless Kiryu
Nishida: nevermind.
Imma bet 10 bucks and say he does
>Kiryu does side quest
>Kiryu beats up some dudes
>Kiryu offers sage advice after beating up said dude
Yakuza is a great series.
Yes very
Basically every substory in a nutshell
your enemy becomes your friend anime power ;)
He's like Guile, only better.
Power of friendship!
My favorite part of this is that Daigo is just waiting for him to continue the main plot probably thinking "Wtf is he doing?" 🤣
Eventualy the substory was near Daigo, so he was in that mood xd
Daigo: "I know you're problematic as hell but wth man"
Kazama, Nishiki, Reina, Yumi, Shinji, Tachibana all in heaven watching Kiryu do a cute maid pose
@@TheRealFredbearPlush
Kazama: stoic but flabbergasted
Nishiki: "Wtf are you doing bro?"
Shinji: "Is this normal for aniki?"
Tachibana: "Knowing what he went through as a real estate manager, it would be pretty normal for him"
Reina: "He just denies its normal for him to encounter and do these... things"
Yumi: "I hope Haruka never sees or hears about these things her Uncle Kaz is doing"
Nishiki: "Maybe I didn't beat him up enough before I died"
Reina: "You already haunt my bar and show up whenever he takes photos inside, I think that's enough"
If only they were able to voice all lines in kiwami 2 again like they did for 6, we could have heard Kiryu say "I love you master, mwah!"
maybe in Shin Yakuza
No god no
No one is prepared to actually hear him say that. You’re genitals would explode from the pure arousal.
I'd nut.
@@Weirdgirl213 that would be a price worth to pay
This is the most side questy side quest of all side quests, as there is literally NO reason to walk into this weird parlor and have this almost naked dude take pictures of you shirtless. I love yakuza.
Also "Kiryu Beam" needs to be some sort of heat move in a yakuza game.
@@morphadomus2385 maybe it can be a secret heat move only accessible with the hidden Catgirl Kiryu outfit on in premium adventure.
Even More side quest than accepting a dirty videocassette, and go to the porn video store to find out that it's cursed?
It's not gay if it's Kiryu.
Tyler Suiter it’s gay *because* it’s kiryu
It was straight until Kiryu walked in.
What if saijima just bust down the wall and shouted OH YEA
I was straight until kiryu came in
I’d go gay for Kiryu and I’m a bisexual woman.
I love that the very first thing Kiryu does the second he sees Mitsuo is split
Not even a work. Just "fuck this I'm out" in stoic silence
XD yep
Kiryu Kazuma. BL voiceactor, dancer, singer, cage fighter, taxi driver and erotic model. We all wanna be together with Kiryu, even when you're a guy like I am. Kiryu is the perfect significant other. You can't change my mind.
kiryu best husbando
BL voice actor? When this happens??!
@@leviathan964 a side quest in kiwami 2
He voice acts in a yaoi game
It's also a reference to the fact kiryu va got picked from the streets to voice something and he ended up being becoming a voice actor professionally
@@leviathan964 th-cam.com/video/p39jHx85NAE/w-d-xo.html
It's his charisma, I think ❤ Also he's a good boi ✨
*Poison introduces himself to Kiyru*
*Kiyru leaves as soon as he saw him*
This substory is fucking art itself.
Lol
They're totally fine with the giant ass tattoo on his back
They are desperate, and, well, as long as the tattoo isn't on the pictures...
Guess that rule only applies to hot springs!
His tattoo is pretty aesthetic so..
@@angelusvastator1297 Yeah, but usually japanese people get really triggered by tattoos even normal sized ones, even worse with back ones, they basically _know_ that you are a yakuza only by a back tattoo
Or so I have heard at least
Have you seen who they work for?
“Yakuza is a serious crime drama”. Yea, sure.
Main story? Its a serious crime drama.
Outside it? Full of nonsense sidequest and random beat-em-up sequence, and side activities (but also fun to watch and to enjoy).
@@lucaswibisono1316 Whoooooooooooossshhhhhh
You joke, but even the game itself jokes about this in the Yakuza Sunset substory. When the movie director tells Kiryu he used to only do comedies before he became the director of the Yakuza Sunset movies, Kiryu has a thought dialogue box where he basically goes "Comedy? There's no room for comedy in yakuza stories."
@@BloodRedFox2008 Wasn't the director that Beat Takeshi? The famous comedian, actor, singer, painter, writer, director, and the Takeshi Castle guy?
@@BloodRedFox2008 Plus, there's actually some parts of the main story where it's funny.
it's not just art, it's a masterpiece!
its not just a boulder, its a rock
Kiryu's immediate reaction after 2:20 had me in stitches!
2:25
Kiryu being like 'Nope, nope, nope.' *walks off* xD
Heh. Has happened before. Like in Kiwami 1. Getting proposed for a job as a male stripper, only to walk away without a word
"My camera is bulging," owo.
The maid pose kiryu did is something Majima would do but its yakuza you never know
5:50 This is the perfect moment for your family to walk into your room.
kiryu has done so much from voice acting to modeling to helping movie sets.. im sure his name is on everything
Fangirls gonna have a field day with this one, that's for sure lmao
You mean everybody in the entire Yakuza fanbase.
you´re very right sir
And fanmen
@@jackhazardous4008
Precisely.
Same goes to fanboys.
hey Kiryu gotta show his MAN POWER on its a good thing but also "I love you master..mwah" lmfao
This... is the true male fantasy right here!
"Ill-Natured Man"
Now this is something new
There are other ones like Unknown Man, I love these.
You can't forget Massive Man.
@@jojijoestar7233 what was historical Ryuji again? Huge man?
Mugdha Mahdi Shams First time you fight him, yeah
Mitsuo: Nice poses Kiryu-Kun! now remove your pants!
Kiryu: Alrigh-! wait what
Mitsuo: *IN THE NAME OF ART REMOVE YOUR PANTS*
Wholesome Kiryu
Kazuma be like: "Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door."
Hm....there's something a little odd about Kiryu being reluctant about being a model when he can sound curious and enthusiastic about working at a banana bar in Kiwami 1.
79pass, He would have been performing for women at that bar though.
It called hentai, and it's art
This is true art
chào hảo
:)
Chào đồng d... Ý lộn ! Đồng chí :)))
Is this The Office deleted scene reference-
Cringe :\
You know they were proud of it because this side story is basically the first and the closest one for the player when they give you a control in an area with unlocked side stories.
Lol I was expecting majima to bust in ...like ....ONLY I CAN TAKE HOT PICTURES OF KIRYU CHAN!
2:25 I love how Kiryu is just like "...F**k this, I'm out."
Kiryu and poison screaming together makes my testosterone go through the roof
Kiryu.... " note to self.... Do not show this to majima, haruka, or any other person in general.... It will be one of my dark secrets..... "..........😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!!!!!"
“A normal day in japan”
11:17 I freakin love that music. The drama is strong.
th-cam.com/video/UXZ3cWCh1Es/w-d-xo.html
Me right before doing this quest: "So I wonder when I'll get to one of the really weird yet hilarious substories....."
Plays this one: "Well that didn't take long."
Yakuza, never fucking change.
What could go wrong eh, why Kiryu never learned , no wonder Haruka can be so naive she learned from Kiryu after all.
6:37 never killed a single person
That walk away after meeting Poison killed me XD
I could picture kiryu wearing a catgirl maid costume kicking ass.
Please no
Substory: Maid cafe.
I'm nutting just at the thought
yes pls
How is it possible to be straight with a Man like this
*looks at TH-cam notifications. Sees this.* Oh no
Italian Love Cake Oh *YES*
Kiryu’s so wise.
hey buddy i think you got the wrong door, tojo clan's two blocks down
So this is *"Passionate and Manly"* thing in modern world looks like. I'm done.
"Passionate and Manly" for the Fujoshi's i bet lol
Irsyadi Aryadiva so modern art I hate it
Times change i guess.
the translation is gorgeous
This is why yakuza is the best game ever!
6:37 The moment I choose that reply, and see this. I was literally laughing my entire ass so hard. I can’t stop laughing on this.
6:40 Aaaaaand Ctrl+Prt sc
If Majima-san watch this, he's gonna shit his pants for real.
You mean cream.
13:46 Honestly, it looks like Kiryu's in a ninja pose more than anything. Next Yakuza Game on the Ninja Garden Engine when?
Eileen Milligan it's supposed to be ultraman.
Now we got Yakuza 7.5 aka Yakuza Gaiden which is a tease game for Yakuza 8.
"My camera's moving on its own!"
This is _ART_ !
Wait... they didn't delete the photos, hmm?
Quality fanservice!
What did Kiryu expect? That his photos will be in gay magazine? What was he okay with from the start?
At this point I am just numb to the shitposting The sin stories have to offer
10:02 Holy shit did a fucking bomb go off when he hit that wall
Damn Kiryu Should've Been A Bodybuilding Model...Now That's Some Art😏
I'm not gay but damn those abs tho
i have to wonder exactly what the people involved in these side quests think when they discover they got a yakuza involved in their shenanigans
As a photographer, some may not like it, but this is what peak performance photography is like.
Imagine if majima walked in on this.
"that's not contradiction. you're just being an idiot" damn, ice cold
I never got to play Yakuza 2. So excited to get my hands on this
And the next "WTF substory" contender besides Be My Baby goes too..... this one.
Poison Matsuo is definently hitting Rizap there....look at those muscles lol. Oh wait....Rizap wasn't even exist in Kiwami 2. Probably just hitting gym hard.
Good video, thanks for showing all the other poses!
Kuze, Majima and the others.... I wonder their reaction if they saw this
Seems like I trained like a little obedient slave the google algorithm, so it offers me only fine content like this.
This... this is ... art
this whole comment section is just people thirsty for kiryu
10:03
That was loud
Continuing that sub-story from Kiwami 1?
Those quads.
13:47 I cringed but I can take it
kiryu kazuma He's doing an Ultraman pose.
I'm not even surprised that Kiryu can power up for Super Sayan.
6:37 Miko: (wheezes) KIRYU-CHAAAAAN!!
majima: mm oh yeah so seggsy
i like how kiryu doesnt even open his mouth even when screaming
So NO ONE was gonna come in to check if they were okay from that screaming bit? ok-
and i was half expecting kiryu to punt the camera out of the mimura's hands, i thought'd it'd be funny
6:38
Am dead.. ☠️
Did Kiryu just do a heat action whilst stripping? Majima would be impressed.
5:11 Kiryu goes Super Saiyan
I swear with the amount of sheer facts he drops, Kiryu's punches most likely hurt a lot less than his lectures. Getting lectured by Kiryu is like your dad discovering your porn stash and you watch the life drain from his soul
Am I the only one who noticed at 8:18 and stopped the video, Poison is taking a couple of pictures away from Kiryu and towards the 4th screen wall? Sorry, just nitpicking the oddity on that one. I get the developer wanted him taking pictures of Kiryu's back, but they forgot to move the camera angle which is just funny. XD
Kazuma kiryu is a yakuza one of the wealthiest gangster of the world and contains 28,200 members total
So I was trying to figure out when I started this whole Yakuza Series. I thought I played Yakuza 2 way back but my records on Playstation read I played only Yakuza 3 (As it was given to PSN+ memebers for free at the time). Well, I swore up and down I played two and just didn't have it logged. Well, once I got around to playing Kiwami 2 (After being 0 and Kiwami 1). I come to realize. I never played 2. And then this Substory came around. And damn it I would have remember this story if I had played 2 lol. Still, my playthrough of about to be REPLAYING 3 through 6 and finish Like a Dragon this year. Maybe... Then, maybe get back into finishing Lost Judgement and playing that DLC Story on my PS4.
Personally, I like the Judgement titles a bit more but I am a sucker for Lawyers turned Detective stories.
This is some pillar man energy right here
Kiryu has to my favourite character of all times
Kiryu: (Fucking glowing)
Poison: *Damn, that's hot*
4:20 perfect timing
I love how kiryu tried to walks away 😂
Now this is what i like!
Are we just going to ignore the fact that Kiryu was about to go super Saiyan?
Yakuza is a serious crime thriller
I didn't know I needed Kiryu beam before this.
pose as a lion stalking its prey was the funniest
"Kiryu, what the fuck is that"
"A lion. You know."
The other options XD
👀
6:40 i wonder what majima would do if he saw this