George Clarke Reveals All About His Bike Accident!!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 พ.ย. 2023
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it’s sad hearing george was asking for help but nobody did. but as someone who’s born and raised in east london you’d have more chance of a pigeon helping you than a human 💀
fancy seeing you here😂😂xx
@@MaiCousins pls you’re the second person to find me on here 😭😂 xx
George's animation is getting more real! especially with the new wound feature! keep it up animator. All we can do is wish he was a real person :/
Sorry max’s story about being naked in the hotel and telling the guy he was a construction worker and not remembering anything is the most relatable thing for me I’ve had so many occasions I’ve done similar shit to this it was soo fkn funny hearing him explain this story I’m surprised nobodies mentioned how funny this is and going into that couples room naked completely unhinged I love it😂
Hearing what George did and how he asked for help makes me feel dreadful and sorry for him and disappointed he was so stupid in equal measure 😅🤦🏻♂️ The kind of person I've had as a friend who I've had to keep on a short leash, as it were, to make sure they don't do something stupid 🤦🏻♂️
EDIT: Also, NEVER go on your own in a cab/uber when you're drunk and NEVER let a friend go in one on their own. No excuses, shit can turn very quickly.
MAX, Where's your Movember beard!?
i rode home drunk with my friends and my mate fell off her bike right next to the edge of a cliff 😭
Loving the new camera angles 📐 and stuff
You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't. Support every cause you care about with good intentions, but obviously people who look at the negative in everything will never be happy with good things anyone will do.
I love Sundays when we get a pod
Why was max ranting as if he isn’t constantly talking about some random drama with Taylor swift or Katy Perry cutting her hair or house wives or Disney or whatever else in these episodes 💀
Meeting Erica is a HUGE deal! 😲💕
The best thing about this podcast is the total difference in personalities, it's great
Sundays are the best TH-cam days 😭
I agree with Max, George is a Hufflepuff. But I reckon Max is a Gryffindor, while he gets scared easily he is actually quite brave with all the things he has done through his career and I reckon he would protect his friends with his life if it came down to it - kind of like Neville
Absolutely living for the conversation about animals. "just grow up" killed me off.
Also learned about symbiotic animal relationships at high school years ago and George talking about that was quite cool
So excited to see you guys on tour🕺🏻
Nah this is the best episode in a long while sm is going on
george is the slowest story teller ever 😂😂
Getting a story out of him is like pulling teeth without anaesthesia
icl i would listen to a podcast just of you talking nvm the dilemmas part you guys are so so funny
Tbf, this could have been an hour longer. Quite liked just listening to a casual chat - although being present and involved would be better 😅 So many times I wan to interject and add or question something and I can't and it gets weirdly frustrating 😂 Like i could speak for an hour about sexuality when that was brought up (it's interesting how we're mostly bisexual - about 80% of the population - yet it's not acknowledged and we instead live in a binary world with heterosexuality being considered the norm (which it isn't), despite the overwhelming evidence against it and the long human history of bisexuality being the norm (Celts, Romans, Greeks, Native Americans to an extent) which obviously isnt going to change on a biological/DNA level at all in that time frame, and it would be interesting to have George and Max get involved in that convo considering that as far as im aware neither would label themselves as bisexual but probably both are from a biological/DNA viewpoint at least), or my experiences with Komodo dragons and other creatures on holiday, or asking whether George has been on a lime bike since, or asking more about France and LA (because it's been 23 years since I was last in France and I can't remember it but i suspect it's very different nowadays and im constantly offered to go there and to other places for various reasons but frankly don't want to be going to anywhere that's dirty/crime ridden (ironic considering how much i love it in London, but im a Londoner from birth so give me a break) and ive only been around the East Coast US - mainly as a stopping point on the way to various Caribbean Islands, so it'd be interesting to get a British perspective on the West Coast), etc etc. The point is that I could easily spend hours chin wagging with these convos and im naturally curious, inquisitive and friendly, so having to watch and not say shit is like an itch you can't scratch 😂🙆🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
im genuinely in love with both of you
We need George to do the official Hogwarts house test
get jordan and henry on the pod
1:10:06 max saying the fish cleen their teeth bro is 100% talking about tge carwash scene in sharktale 😭
Im pretty sure butterbeer is butterscotch flavoured :)
I'm a Gryffindor with a Wolf Patronus and a big ol' 11 3/4" walnut wand with a Phoenix core and rigid flexibility. I know very little about Harry Potter (seen the movies and had the books, but that's it) but apparently my results are pretty good (?). Haven't a fucking clue what it means tbh 😂😂 Always expected myself to be a Slytherin tbh 😅
EDIT: Going purely off the movies, Max would be a Slytherin and George would probably be a Gryffindor. Either way, he'd have a short wand for sure 😂😂
You should do a Harry Potter ep and take the tests on the pod
Ahhh it look like you guys might hit 100k during new year with your figures
This podcast just turned into a ramble where’s the useless advice bit gone
No one’s giving any good dilemmas anymore probably
@@ahaha272 ye they said they abit crap ha 🤣
@@ahaha272there's also only so many dilemmas that can be repeated before people get annoyed as well ig. A lot of them fall into similar categories of affairs or first times in sexual situations etc
i was in a hotel once, after my cousins wedding, and ended up in the hallway (90%) naked (i had a v small tshirt on and a thong), don’t remember getting out of bed but i was dying for a piss, i assume i had been half asleep and looking for the bathroom…great fun 😐
Europeans: American tourists are too loud!
Max *does that* 😳😅
Max probably getting Ravenclaw because he’s curious, or as we’d call it in my American city that you’ve probably never heard of, “Nebby/a Nebshit”. Not all pursuits of knowledge needs to be “cerebral”. Luna’s a Ravenclaw and she’s more keen on the philosophical side of things, for example.
George isn’t brave enough to live somewhere other than the UK? Hmmm. It’s giving Hufflepuff.
Can confirm cows are lovely friends to make. But I don’t think we’re getting kangaroos on our plates, Australia lost a whole ass war to emus already and kangaroos are JACKED.
I only knew about the emu war through oversimplified
George is deffo Gryffindor sorry max
no dilemmas again??
1:17:12 That needs to be a tshirt or something that’s great 😂
how is that even possible from a 1:13:35 podcast? r u mad?
@@matthewhayes3142 that’s so weird! I meant to put 1:05:10 idk how it ended up as that lol
In Australia we eat both kangaroos and crocodile regularly!
Girl where in Australia are you living we do not eat crocodile and kangaroo regularly 😂
I wish George was real ):
wish george was real :(
I am desperately trying to get through one of these because George is so endearing and naturally funny...but Max...my lord STOP TALKING!!! The constant sound of his voice, even when it's not necessary for him to be talking is so aggravating 🤬🤬 im going back to Georges TH-cam channel, where its Max free...this dude UGH how can people tolerate him?!
tehy both have the podcast u can’t expect max to not talk when he also owns the pod cast😂😂😂
omg max ily but let George tell the story damn 😭