ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT | House Flipper Song!

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  • In Empyrean's House Flipper you flip houses. This is a complicated and dangerous process involving heavy lifting machinery, a very large catapult and a series of gargantuan springs to launch the house through the... Oh. You decorate them? Yes. In House Flipper you decorate houses.
    This is very convenient because I just bought one and it needed decorating. Is the game the most current and trending thing for me to make a video about? No. Is it something I had a golden, potentially once in a lifetime opportunity to make whilst decorating an actual house allowing me to make content whilst ALSO getting on with IRL stuff at the same time? Yes.
    So enjoy this rather silly song about decorating. Not all evil businessman songs have to be about big fancy people in suits. Sometimes it's a shady independent trader with van...
    Thanks to oo oxygen for their work on the mix, The Artisans for the beat and to Lizzy for her help filming the video!
    #HouseFlipper
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  • @TheStupendium
    @TheStupendium  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2341

    LYRICS:
    VERSE 1:
    It’s half eleven and your doorbell chimes
    Yeah, I know I said I’d start at 9
    But I had to grab a bap on the M25
    Don’t worry, love. Still gonna charge for the time
    ‘Cause I’m the jack of all tradesmen
    And your place is craving renovation
    Straight from the facias down into your basement
    ‘Fraid your radiators need replacements
    Greatest decorator in an eighth mile radius
    Don’t check my ratings, swear they’re outrageous
    All their outrage is baseless - I’m blameless
    Only three of my extensions ever caved in
    You got savings? Ooh, well I hope you do
    ‘Cause it’s a heck of a job that I’m quoting you
    Look, I know that you only want a coat of blue
    But to be safe I’d better run my dozer through
    I could do it in a flash, in a jiffy, in a jot
    But the trouble is, love, it’s coming up one O’Clock
    So I’ll have a spot of lunch, then a cuppa, then I’m off
    And I’ll come back tomorrow, see if anything’s in stock
    If I’ve got it in the van, that’s grand
    If I haven’t then I gotta’ get the parts from Japan
    They should be here Jan, maybe June, in year, maybe two
    But I’ll take the down payment now, see you soon
    I tell you, I’ve got five star reviews!
    And by that I mean I have five one star reviews which is basically the same thing.
    CHORUS:
    Satisfaction guaranteed
    Cash in hand and no receipts
    Your dream home is my debris
    How’s about a cup of tea?
    I can see a little room for improvement
    I can see a little room for improvement
    Now, are you sure you want the glass translucent?
    I can see a little room for improvement
    VERSE 2:
    A one man overhaul sporting overalls
    Though I don’t recall the load bearing walls
    So I ‘spose I ought to bulldoze ‘em all
    Eh, your home is sort of disposable
    I do wiring, grouting, I put your power shower in
    That pipe ain’t leakin’ it’s just a little fountain
    Whatd’ya mean that’s not what a power shower is?
    The spout’s right here where the plugs are mounted?
    I’m the handyman with the plan
    To retire via cheating cash from your gran
    Do you really need to tile all my ceilings?
    That’s right I’m afraid, that’ll be ten grand.
    If your wall’s too bland I can lend a hand
    Got a car full of samples to artfully fan
    And most of the lead free cans aren’t banned
    Though some colours are still carcinogens
    We got eggshell, beige, ecru, sage
    Hessian and sesame and peppermint rage
    Indigo Dingo, Elephant Plague
    Hotdog Embargo and Lemon Rampage
    We got Baby Blue, Navy Blue, Gravy Blue, Maybe Blue
    Grape and Rhubarbecue, Caribou Cabin Crew
    Third Degree Verdigris, Turtle Infirmary
    Phlurple and Curdle and Terminal Burgundy-

    Oh.. White? You’d prefer white? Okay then…
    I mean, that’s fine too…
    CHORUS:
    Satisfaction guaranteed
    Cash in hand and no receipts
    Your dream home is my debris
    How’s about a cup of tea?
    I can see a little room for improvement
    I can see a little room for improvement
    The fixtures are nice but the quote don’t include them
    I can see a little room for improvement
    BRIDGE:
    They say home is where the heart is
    And that’s true enough I guess
    ‘Cause it seems like your garage is
    Now in car-diac arrest
    I’ve installed some extra arches
    But your bathroom’s somewhat less
    I’m afraid to say your bath is
    Firmly parked upon your desk
    VERSE 3:
    I’m a stone cold filler
    Pro roach killer
    I’m a fixture of fitting in
    A kitchen in your villa’
    But my tea cup could use a little refill
    And I don’t suppose you got a biscuit do ya’?

    I’m no clever boffin but you know I’m never stopping
    I can stick up a partition quicker than you’d slot a noggin
    I’ll be bodging ‘til my spirit’s level, lying in a coffin
    ‘Til then I got a new side gig in pressure washing!
    CHORUS:
    Satisfaction guaranteed
    Cash in hand and no receipts
    Your dream home is my debris
    How’s about a cup of tea?
    I can see a little room for improvement
    I can see a little room for improvement
    You clearly just don't appreciate the Brutalist movement.
    I can see a little room for improvement
    I can see a little room for improvement
    I can see a little room for improvement
    Regulations? Nah, never use ‘em.
    I can see a little room for improvement

    • @kid73245
      @kid73245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      House flipper is the game my friends watch me play and question my sanity as I sink hours upon hours cleaning a house while putting off cleaning my own.

    • @The_Rayman_Derivative
      @The_Rayman_Derivative 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How come I saw the thumbnail before this came out?

    • @lacoma631
      @lacoma631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Have you made a song about "Titanfall" yet?

    • @morningstar9849
      @morningstar9849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You should do a song where it's all of the player characters from The Fallout franchise basically arguing over the issues that they have to deal with in their selective games

    • @crazyman7615
      @crazyman7615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is satisfaction guaranteed meant to be a quote from your crazy red song or is it a coincidence?

  • @bubbasbigblast8563
    @bubbasbigblast8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1393

    "I asked you to paint my house, why the heck did you bring a hammer?"
    "Look, if you don't assert your dominance over the walls, they'll turn on you first chance they get."

    • @johnj.spurgin7037
      @johnj.spurgin7037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      you've had a wall fall on you once or twice in your life, haven't you?
      Personally, I've found boxing the refrigerator upside the door works wonders as well. You just have to be careful not to whack the ruddy thing so hard you dent it, or it ends up being more work.

    • @oliviatilleman8055
      @oliviatilleman8055 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@johnj.spurgin7037 bob's fridge?

    • @johnj.spurgin7037
      @johnj.spurgin7037 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@oliviatilleman8055 while I get the reference, no. I've literally dented my own stainless steel fridge with my fist.

    • @oliviatilleman8055
      @oliviatilleman8055 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnj.spurgin7037 oh damn

    • @TheZTMAN1
      @TheZTMAN1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Broke your wall? That'll be £1000, darling,

  • @mordestar5777
    @mordestar5777 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +197

    I've now decided he says "greatest decorator in an eighth mile radius" because that's the minimum distance of restraining order that literally every other contractor has on him, and he's turned that into an advantage

  • @Christopheromoan
    @Christopheromoan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2362

    As a professional house painter he’s spot on with the weird paint names. They’re always like “Sleepy Morning” and “Rustling Leaves” lol

    • @alexandrerosas5269
      @alexandrerosas5269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Ah yes "Bright black"
      Also know as white

    • @metarcee2483
      @metarcee2483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      My hallway is painted in "floaty clouds". It's an ivory white.

    • @robertaylor9218
      @robertaylor9218 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Not to mention “white” isn’t actually a useful answer. So many whites, and every brand’s white are different.

    • @Christopheromoan
      @Christopheromoan ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@robertaylor9218 Snow White off white Princeton white Cotton white cloud white deep white

    • @robertaylor9218
      @robertaylor9218 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@Christopheromoan white, or the base? Or did you mean white-white? We may have to order that. Wait. Did you mean Ben Moore, or Sherwin, they aren’t the same white. Well it only matters if there is something you wanted to not paint, as in less than the house. Oh, you means Swiss Coffee? Ok, what brand’s Swiss? Don’t know?Sure, I’ll get a sample and try to match it.

  • @noagero7351
    @noagero7351 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    2:24 "Just a bit emulsional" That is the best pun I have ever heard in my entire life

    • @enjoyasalad647
      @enjoyasalad647 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED THIS

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I love how the character stops thinking about the con and genuinely gets invested in the colors.

  • @maxlyrenhex
    @maxlyrenhex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2886

    The most British song on the internet's public now, heck yeah. Genuinely such a great track.

    • @ivangood7121
      @ivangood7121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      His "what a fowl day" is more British

    • @maxlyrenhex
      @maxlyrenhex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      ​@@ivangood7121 Hm... Perhaps stronger with its British traits, but I feel like this is a little more... 'down to Earth' British? But, yes, point taken (and his suit in that is still bloody brilliant, but I digress).
      I dig him singing with a ​less 'posh Brit' voice in this though (and no, I haven't forgotten the villager's section from 'What a Fowl Day').

    • @thedangerstrangeruk
      @thedangerstrangeruk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Id say British summer jam is more British for... obvious reasons

    • @maxlyrenhex
      @maxlyrenhex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      So all the other suggestions for more British songs are great, and I can get behind them, but this felt so much more British... I blame the Sports Direct mug.

    • @thedangerstrangeruk
      @thedangerstrangeruk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@maxlyrenhex yeah, the sports direct mug has a lot if British points
      ~~jd sports is better smh~~

  • @Bisexual_Anti-Matter
    @Bisexual_Anti-Matter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2865

    He literally made an ENTIRE VERSE out of paint colours.
    It's perfect✨

    • @riseofevillink
      @riseofevillink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I mean it's not that surprising when he's made a whole verse with words that contain the word can in them.

    • @Bisexual_Anti-Matter
      @Bisexual_Anti-Matter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@riseofevillink
      True, this person is an absolute marvel

    • @kylerivera3470
      @kylerivera3470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I have to wonder just how many of those were actual names of paint colors. "Maybe Blue" is obviously fake (unless it is somehow not), but the others were all within the range that I could see someone actually calling a color that.

    • @Bisexual_Anti-Matter
      @Bisexual_Anti-Matter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kylerivera3470
      Good point 🤔

    • @IamSamys
      @IamSamys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      People getting so emulsional over this

  • @cobaltdeleon
    @cobaltdeleon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1359

    I like the chorus's nod to "Rouge's Gallery". It really drives home how trustworthy these two gentlemen are.

    • @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME
      @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Heard satisfaction guaranteed and immediately went down to the comments

    • @authorbiologist4434
      @authorbiologist4434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      No retractions, no receipts

    • @drawsgaming7094
      @drawsgaming7094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unfortunately I didn't get that reference. I wasn't such a fan of that song.

    • @theregularterrarian3933
      @theregularterrarian3933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

    • @torazely
      @torazely 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Actually, this isn't the first time he's done that. Some of his songs has references and callbacks to past songs.

  • @TheEldritchKnight1317
    @TheEldritchKnight1317 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    I think THE Reason why your music is so catching is because you can HEAR how much fun you had recording it

  • @MatthewCampbell765
    @MatthewCampbell765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1790

    Hm, a lot of the rooms shown actually have a pretty good paint job, 'specially the orange-and-grey one. Theory: Painting is the one thing the House Flipper is good at and has professional pride and passion for, which is why he's so disappointed that his customer prefers white colored walls.

    • @heliveruscalion9124
      @heliveruscalion9124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      stupendium hearted this, so it's canon

    • @michaelzhang9806
      @michaelzhang9806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I think that he’s fairly good at everything except for the most important part, actually installing anything or removing/replacing. He also has never used a single safety precaution and just uses the most overboard option ever

    • @IzDBun
      @IzDBun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Seafowl no he just liked the pun so he had to do it

    • @IzDBun
      @IzDBun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Seafowl "Ya know I had to do it to em"

    • @garrettbates9124
      @garrettbates9124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's good at everything, just lazy and doesn't follow safety precautions.

  • @zackinator1439
    @zackinator1439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    Just when I think Stupendium has hit the ceiling of wordplay, he just shatters it with lines like "I'm not hurt or anything, just a bit emulsional"

    • @M1ST3RFOX
      @M1ST3RFOX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Shattering ceilings is rather fitting for this song

    • @ammarsp
      @ammarsp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@M1ST3RFOX holy shit wtf

    • @segevstormlord3713
      @segevstormlord3713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I loved that pun.

    • @d4s0n282
      @d4s0n282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@M1ST3RFOX holy, well played

  • @geniusgamer3840
    @geniusgamer3840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    "Just a bit emulsional" after listing off all of those -colors- colours is probably the best thing I've ever heard (until next month, of course)

    • @SwiftpawWolffox
      @SwiftpawWolffox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      These are the kind of wordplay we come here for.

    • @weltato
      @weltato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's so clever, I loved that line. Especially while holding a tin of emulsion.

  • @gabrielheinz6845
    @gabrielheinz6845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Never knew seeing Stupendium in overalls while singing as a confident handy man would complete my life.

    • @Despacitoian
      @Despacitoian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And talking mostly with the left side of his mouth somehow

    • @phantom_shadow3711
      @phantom_shadow3711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Despacitoian and use a sledgehammer as a microphone

    • @hellothere6913
      @hellothere6913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

  • @Freeced
    @Freeced 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1257

    "Are you sure you want the glass translucent" nearly sent me off the road when I heard it on Spotify, I'm so glad I made my way here for the full experience. What's left of the house looks lovely!

    • @TheStupendium
      @TheStupendium  3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      I am glad you enjoyed it and equally sorry for almost sending you into a traffic collision.

    • @marshalloverturf9040
      @marshalloverturf9040 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Worth it

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    I picture the backstory for this character being like an art major who's Dad was a handyman. He genuinely does know his stuff, and has an eye for aesthetics, but most of his work comes from brutally boring white-on-white paint jobs, loose/rusty pipes, and demanding, stingy clients. Disillusioned with his work, he basically just doesn't give af for most of it, alternating between doing the bare minimum effort and actively scamming his clients just to get by. Yet deep down, all he really wants, is a truly fulfilling, challenging reno. Something to tie together his two great loves; art and home decor, so that just one time, he can feel like he hasn't wasted his time. You could write a book about this stuff, honestly lol

  • @rustage
    @rustage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2280

    i've already watched this like 20 times

    • @TheStupendium
      @TheStupendium  3 ปีที่แล้ว +754

      Those'll cost you extra, love. ;)

    • @Kya10
      @Kya10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@TheStupendium You dropped your king, crown

    • @rednecromancer2579
      @rednecromancer2579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Kya10 like 90% sure that’s wrong.

    • @CaptainGreenEye
      @CaptainGreenEye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me to its just so good

    • @ophiuchus_kin
      @ophiuchus_kin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@Kya10 there's room for improvement

  • @katiecollins32
    @katiecollins32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Ah glad to see some sports direct mug representation. Truly a British icon.

    • @weltato
      @weltato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know! I literally yelled "Sports Direct!" when I saw it, it made me insanely happy for absolutely no reason.

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All us Spiff watchers definitely noticed the Yorkshire Tea!

    • @weltato
      @weltato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KainYusanagi Oh absolutely!

    • @cyberneticblood7291
      @cyberneticblood7291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is it even a british house without that cauldron of a mug

    • @connorirons4542
      @connorirons4542 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cyberneticblood7291 no. I have one that is still in good condition after years of use and three house moves. Those mugs are essential to have stored at the back at the cupboard.

  • @JustASmore
    @JustASmore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    This man, THIS MAN, just seriously rhymed colors. This song is just so goood

    • @fireflam1682
      @fireflam1682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And they are all real...

    • @fireflam1682
      @fireflam1682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      See the only cans song.

    • @dragonoidsix
      @dragonoidsix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Including the color Orange! Seriously impressive!

    • @f3tsch906
      @f3tsch906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Minute 2:00 if anyone needs it :)

    • @glarnboudin4462
      @glarnboudin4462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not even - man fucking made a rap out of *paint swatches.*

  • @nobleknight5285
    @nobleknight5285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    3:34 he took the time to commit arson and burn his house down just for one scene in a song mad respect

    • @knight_h3172
      @knight_h3172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      wait, he actually does it???

    • @Freshest_Water
      @Freshest_Water 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@knight_h3172 No love.

    • @idontknoq4813
      @idontknoq4813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@knight_h3172 r/woosh

    • @the4tierbridge
      @the4tierbridge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@knight_h3172 Yes Love

    • @blarg2429
      @blarg2429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@knight_h3172 maybe Love..

  • @mistahspoke9281
    @mistahspoke9281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    I love how Stupendium can go from suave business man to super sketchy looking handy man.

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      A comment I can't find atm from Stupendium himself indicated that he got into all this business hoping to land a job in acting. It didn't pan out that way, but instead, he took the passion he had and the skills he developed and brought them to TH-cam, where he found his calling in these music videos. So, given how he started out, it's maybe not so surprising that acting is something he has a talent and passion for, on top of his musical talents.
      The original comment I sourced this from was a relatively short reply to another comment on his "No Waves Like Home Video", couldn't find it, but I thought I'd share.

  • @Benny_Blue
    @Benny_Blue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    "Greatest decorator in an eighth mile radius" is an underrated line.

    • @lordeverett5642
      @lordeverett5642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A furlong?

    • @enzuki
      @enzuki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out.

  • @harrysteward5337
    @harrysteward5337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Can't believe stupes bought an entire house for this song.
    Now that's dedication to production value.

    • @motherfuckingenterprises7436
      @motherfuckingenterprises7436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It could also be a set pal, still it IS dedication.

    • @froggyfresh08
      @froggyfresh08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It could be the house he lives in

    • @kingdynam4315
      @kingdynam4315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@motherfuckingenterprises7436 it actually is his house, check the description

    • @motherfuckingenterprises7436
      @motherfuckingenterprises7436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kingdynam4315 Wow!

    • @harrysteward5337
      @harrysteward5337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@motherfuckingenterprises7436 believe it or not the stupendium churned and mixed the concrete himself and built the entire house brick by brick.
      Honestly amazing production value.

  • @NilsMunchGecko
    @NilsMunchGecko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Not gonna lie, that Orange/Gray Satisfactory coloring on that room looks absolutely sharp.

    • @Mamorufumio
      @Mamorufumio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      makes me just want to put a 'little' factory in there

    • @lukebennett4804
      @lukebennett4804 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think anyone can disagree

  • @DR-xb6vn
    @DR-xb6vn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    "Eventually all walls meet demolition" - now that's foreshadowing

    • @Sleepy-yp4wx
      @Sleepy-yp4wx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      So wall street had to keep the tradition

    • @godmodeextreme
      @godmodeextreme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Their financial systems resigned to ignition

    • @Thumb_
      @Thumb_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And out of the ashes, we have arisen!

    • @mr.moustachio2968
      @mr.moustachio2968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      An empire is forged in the fire of ambition

    • @isaacmontecillo4762
      @isaacmontecillo4762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mr.moustachio2968 That's from the data stream.

  • @Tozzywozzy01
    @Tozzywozzy01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    So you filmed this at your new place huh? I can only imagine a neighbour at the window witnessing your antics.
    "JUNE! Juuuuuune!"
    "What?"
    "You know that bloke who's moved in next door?"
    "Yeah."
    "He's outside with the pressure washer!"
    "So?"
    "He's singing at a camera and shooting the water at the tree. I'm telling you, love, he's gonna bring down the neighbourhood."
    "He seemed very nice when I talked to him this morning. Anyway, you had a bad enough opinion about John when he lived there."
    "Well yeah, I mean, one day his wife's there, next day she's disappeared without a trace."
    "Don't start on that again."
    "She's buried under the decking, I swear it. He's standing on her corpse, June!"
    "No he's not. She divorced him and moved in with her sister."
    "Who told you that, June? Hmm? John did." *Continues watching Stupes jumping around on the decking* "You should tell him."

    • @monke7919
      @monke7919 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      How are you able to so perfectly capture the essence of a real conversation while still making it somehow infinitely humorous at the same time

    • @florencedelves7409
      @florencedelves7409 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@monke7919 Plot twist: They ARE the neiboughrs

    • @Lynfista
      @Lynfista ปีที่แล้ว +21

      if you were his neighbour then you'd be soaked from the pressure washer

    • @Endtherinbetween
      @Endtherinbetween ปีที่แล้ว +4

      💀

    • @anintendolover8416
      @anintendolover8416 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      this is the longest comment I've read that was actually incredibly funny

  • @SockimusPrime
    @SockimusPrime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    This feels like a very clever way to write off an entire home renovation as a business expense.

  • @shokvalu8819
    @shokvalu8819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    This song was five stars!*
    Actually five individual one-star songs, don't think about it too hard.

  • @Mazeii
    @Mazeii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    I like to think that you ACTUALLY had to paint the walls for yourself and while doing so you were thinking of all the wordplay you can make in this situation and all the funny colour names, just imagine Stupendium with a paintbrush gigling to himself and while painting a wall.

    • @epikitee2186
      @epikitee2186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I love that image, thank you.

  • @themonsterunderyourbed.7620
    @themonsterunderyourbed.7620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    ★★★★☆
    He was really nice and easy to work with, giving me plenty of suggestions and always singing while working, unfortunately, I had a friend of mine (an experienced handyman) look into his work, and apparently his job wasn't the best, putting outlets in the shower and removing load-bearing walls, would hire again.

    • @thetwomind5912
      @thetwomind5912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      His first high review.

    • @crazyabe4571
      @crazyabe4571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Thats what happens when you get hired by a stoner.

    • @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights
      @DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Did he eat all your biscuits?

    • @thedbdentity2102
      @thedbdentity2102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hey I would say 99 he doesn’t get it 100 because my house collapsed one day after he came in because apparently he removed a loadbearing wall

    • @libertyprime7911
      @libertyprime7911 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't question a true artist.

  • @tobysvideos1227
    @tobysvideos1227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Bringing back the “satisfaction guaranteed cash in hand and no receipts” line from 16 videos ago from rouge’s gallery is astounding, I love how they perfectly played a psycho construction worker with a stereotypical Brooklyn accent.

    • @TheStupendium
      @TheStupendium  2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      This is the most British accent I have ever done in a video. It is not Brooklyn. xD

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Britlyn

    • @Goblinoiddoof
      @Goblinoiddoof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I think it's like southern England, or a londoneer. That or it's just Stupendium's accent turned up to the max

    • @Collisto2435
      @Collisto2435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Goblinoiddoof We call that cockney

    • @ansar3639
      @ansar3639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheStupendium you got about right,just be a little less British

  • @Benny_Blue
    @Benny_Blue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    I feel like you legitimately broke some OSHA violations while filming this. Worth it!

    • @levb258
      @levb258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Do you mean HSE? OSHA is a US agency.

    • @ionmaster9878
      @ionmaster9878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Which things were broken?

    • @TippyDeVil
      @TippyDeVil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@levb258 At any rate, I'm sure a manual spontaneously combusted somewhere

    • @docrofreborn7497
      @docrofreborn7497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ionmaster9878 the entire house. Had to build it again from scratch.

    • @MissFazzy
      @MissFazzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ionmaster9878 tea at a construction site is a majore one with fines up to 1 billion dollars

  • @RockingSpaceDragon
    @RockingSpaceDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I'm pretty sure I've had a dozen builders who sounded exactly like this as well (though considerably less musical!)

    • @carissamace
      @carissamace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We once had a contractor who sang songs musicals while he worked. It’s weird seeing the guy installing a cable line humming Phantom.

    • @rickypedia999
      @rickypedia999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thats why this guy gets away with it. You pay for the pageantry.
      Not the vanity.
      Not the cabinetry
      Not the balcony
      Not the canopy, thats a fallacy
      Pageantry is worth more than frugality
      Because financially thats insanity!
      And if your home reaches capacity
      Well build it up, add some verticality!

  • @Verdego
    @Verdego 3 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    “Satisfaction guaranteed / Cash in hand and no receipts”
    _Flashbacks to Rogue's Gallery._ Oh no…
    In all seriousness, great job with this song! Way to incorporate your move into your projects!

  • @yaboirikki2596
    @yaboirikki2596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Based on the information that the renovator has Tom Nook’s accent, Crazy Red’s chorus, and Blather’s bridge, I’ve come to the conclusion that he is the man who builds your house extensions in Animal Crossing when you’re not looking. His outrageous prices are heavily influenced by working for the extortionist swine known as Tom Nook, as is his sense of interior decorating that leads to being baffled by someone wanting white walls instead of funky wallpaper colors. In this essay I will

    • @theonlygirlism
      @theonlygirlism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nice theory🙂

    • @off-the-grounder568
      @off-the-grounder568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Both Tom Nook and House Flipper mention their buildings collapsing in their songs.

    • @Menchii_bug
      @Menchii_bug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Where’s the essay, commenter

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@off-the-grounder568 that's why Tom Nook keeps him employed despite being bad at his job. Tom Nook WANTS the houses to collapse

    • @jessehunter362
      @jessehunter362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funky wallpaper colors are very good

  • @erk2311
    @erk2311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Not gonna lie "You sure you want the glass translucent" really got me

  • @JoshuaEBSmith
    @JoshuaEBSmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I have been in home-repair mode all summer, stuck trying to repair a house built in 1920 and repaired in the 1980s by a guy that knew more about the crack pipe than PVC pipe. This song hits so hard I nearly drove off the highway both laughing AND crying at the same time.
    Utterly. Absolutely. Brilliant.

    • @vortex_all9055
      @vortex_all9055 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      damn stupes almost caused two traffic based deaths which is not a lot but its weird that it happened twice

    • @skepticalauto19
      @skepticalauto19 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@vortex_all9055alright doofenshmirtz

  • @residentfacehead3465
    @residentfacehead3465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    I feel like stupes could make an entire song out of paint colors and it would still bop.

  • @aqua-simp4745
    @aqua-simp4745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Why do I need all these taps ? Someone take them away please !"
    That's is the greatest song you've ever made for sure !

  • @Gaytotoso
    @Gaytotoso 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    As a builder and engineer, The Stupendium is a stupendous singer.

  • @IfIHadMyTimeAgain
    @IfIHadMyTimeAgain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Every time stupes releases a song I have the same thought: "this is by far his best work", they're all so amazing

    • @noneuklid
      @noneuklid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, he always has a little room to improve.

    • @BaconBoys995
      @BaconBoys995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts.

    • @angelramirezgarcia8264
      @angelramirezgarcia8264 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One might think that, after always doing songs better than the previous ones, The Stupendium would eventually hit the ceiling, but that's the thing...
      There is no ceiling, only the stars.
      (And wind instead of walls.)

  • @supremecalamitas342
    @supremecalamitas342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    All Stupendium songs have one thing in common, extremely good flow, and this has one of the best of any songs i've listened too.

  • @propagandatv6951
    @propagandatv6951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    As someone who renovates pepoles houses to make a living, this is so accurate. 1:03 Even the Van is the exact same model we got. xD

    • @DanielCoffey67
      @DanielCoffey67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Remember not to sing this out loud at your next client... they might get worried! Although if they sing along with you, you may get lucky and score a second Custard Cream... or perhaps a Bourneville?

  • @octow
    @octow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I swear if the "Satisfaction guaranteed" line is a reference to your Redd song you're a GENIUS.
    Also congrats for the song !

    • @spikeytent6084
      @spikeytent6084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also cash in hand and no receipt is is the another way of saying no transactions no receipts

    • @jeishiikanzaki
      @jeishiikanzaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His songs are all in universe. It is one big Stupendiumverse being crafted through the use of songs. He is a fucking mad lad genius.

    • @octow
      @octow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yo did we just get Stupendilore ?

    • @coal8895
      @coal8895 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep it is! Hence why he said 'cash in hand' since that's the same as saying 'no transactions'

  • @catqueen2890
    @catqueen2890 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:47 "do you really need to tile all my ceilings" one of the best parts😂

  • @CasualCapSkips
    @CasualCapSkips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    When the chorus kicked in and he said "Satisfaction guaranteed," I immediately followed up with "No retractions, no receipts, refund laws may stand on land, but not transactions planned at sea." I have an unhealthy amount of knowledge about this channel's Animal Crossing songs.

  • @marshakthebearbarian8326
    @marshakthebearbarian8326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    The way he sang "Satisfaction guaranteed, Cash in hand and no receipts..." was the final thing that made me fall in love with this song too. This mans talent is awe inspiring.

  • @proflns8558
    @proflns8558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    I've been relistening to all of Stupes' older songs and he certainly saw that little room for improvment and nailed it. Compare this song to the ones he was releasing two years ago and the improvement in music quality is phenomenal. He's mastered his art so much that even when making a song about his rennovations, it's brilliant.

    • @omnipotentpumpkin9755
      @omnipotentpumpkin9755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He really is a genius, a big lovable genius with a moustache.

    • @d4s0n282
      @d4s0n282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and the older ones are still VERY GOOD

    • @proflns8558
      @proflns8558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@d4s0n282 Oh, of course. Some of my favourite songs ever are his early ones, like 'Milk Milk Lemonade'

    • @Mynameishassan0
      @Mynameishassan0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like those ones still

    • @Mynameishassan0
      @Mynameishassan0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember when they were new
      But tbh art of darkness was good

  • @orangejuiceislife9910
    @orangejuiceislife9910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Getting my kitchen remodeled as we speak, literally the perfect time for the perfect song. Thanks again for the bop Stupes!

  • @raptorking2022
    @raptorking2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This song alone has done something very amazing. And that is creating stupendium lore. On the page with the ratings you see advertisements for the satisfactory company and the 2 point hospital company with stupendium in the advertisements. Meaning they are in the same universe and time period as this song. Now i understand it was just a cool little easter egg. But i still find the idea of stupendium lore amazing

  • @Starlit_Onion
    @Starlit_Onion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Can't believe he made a song about HOUSE FLIPPER. This man is a legend. Props to you for even taking the time to think of that paint rhyme too (°-°;)

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be far, he was moving at the time, so it was real convenient.

  • @PaperPushingPauper
    @PaperPushingPauper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Stupes had a lot of fun making this video. Literally look at his smirk when he walks by with the strobe lights

  • @montgomerygh
    @montgomerygh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    I’m sure there’s a joke to be made that Stupes could make a song about paint drying and it would slap. But this one kinda does!!
    As a new homeowner I can SO relate to this. Sadly my handyman has neither Stupes’ lyrical wit nor glorious facial hair.

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The paint finally closet to drying
      Almost dry almost there
      Can’t believe we got this far

  • @TH-cl9tr
    @TH-cl9tr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I dunno Stupendium,
    I think there's still a little "room for improvement"
    Anyways now that I got that joke outta the way, amazing song as always!

  • @Insaneian
    @Insaneian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Man, you've had a stellar year for releases. Just between this, Vending Machine of Love, Fragments, Fiend Like Me, and Shine Through I think I've had more songs of yours stuck in my head than my own. 😅 Bravo, bruv.

  • @dilbert719
    @dilbert719 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    It took me too many replays of this song to catch that they said "eighth-mile radius".
    Would genuinely like Gravy Blue walls in my house, though. Lovely color.

    • @stompingliger
      @stompingliger 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      But did you catch the “I’m not hurt or anything, just a bit EMULSIONAL”? I only heard it on the 50th time or so.

  • @melissamurphy5315
    @melissamurphy5315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    This is a straight bop and I'm going to organize and paint with this playing in the background. See how long it takes for my husband to worry and make sure I haven't picked periwinkle for the walls.

    • @feralheart2299
      @feralheart2299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just use Maybe Blue. She'll love it.

  • @Lathland
    @Lathland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3142

    A) How can someone choose a white wall after seeing 'Maybe Blue'!?
    2) Did you record this because you moved and saw an opportunity? If so, that is honestly genius.
    iii) For a game I actually have little interest in myself, this is honestly one of my favorite game-based songs and is on my repeat playlist as we speak! Great job, really loved this one!

    • @wolf-tec
      @wolf-tec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      1st i see OwO now you everyone is here

    • @TheStupendium
      @TheStupendium  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

      Correct! I was moving house and needed some content I could easily make whilst actually decorating. :P

    • @fnaffoxy1987
      @fnaffoxy1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Natalia Heras Terol Because he said so in one of his previous videos

    • @lolsz1
      @lolsz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      wait tf latharix?

    • @My_initials_are_O.G.cuz_I_am
      @My_initials_are_O.G.cuz_I_am 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      A)
      2)
      iii)
      That's the most Lathrix thing ever.

  • @RockingSpaceDragon
    @RockingSpaceDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Hell yeah, more Stupes! You can turn ANYTHING into a song and it'll kick ass, as evidenced by this!
    Only the Stupendium could make a song about home improvement and make it an absolute banger!

    • @AlexanderAzarov
      @AlexanderAzarov 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dan Bull didn't do so badly, either.

  • @Fuzzthefurr
    @Fuzzthefurr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    You know how you can tell when a singer is smiling, or when a creator is having a lot of fun with their creation?
    Yeah. Me too. This is a great example of that.

  • @plazmu_playz_ytvods4526
    @plazmu_playz_ytvods4526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    as a son of a builder, I LOVE this song it reminds me of the early morning smell of going to a new house after grabbing summing from screwfix and a bap from the burger van. LOVE IT (especially the Tea & Biscuits parts cuz our customers would always offer BTW to all ppl if u don't offer your builders a biscuit and a drink that's just disgusting lads)

    • @dimitrihogan1383
      @dimitrihogan1383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As someone not British what is a bap?

    • @plazmu_playz_ytvods4526
      @plazmu_playz_ytvods4526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dimitrihogan1383 Food Of The Gods

    • @darthzasheic3352
      @darthzasheic3352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dimitrihogan1383 probably a burger or something going by the burger in his hand.

    • @tnarwhal
      @tnarwhal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dimitrihogan1383 basically a bread roll
      common food here especially for breakfast (basically a sandwich)

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dimitrihogan1383 Something between bread buns. The exact contents varies by shop and preference. Pick from this list: Sausage, fried egg, bacon, brown sauce, tomato sauce, mustard.
      Here: i.pinimg.com/474x/0b/0e/e0/0b0ee0d0695395ec346281f3f5b6dcc6--plate-design-calorie-counter.jpg

  • @LunarNeedle
    @LunarNeedle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    "Satisfaction guaranteed, no retractions - no reciepts" - Redd
    "Satisfaction guaranteed, cash in hand and no reciepts" - Flipper
    I see they went to the same school! Good on 'em.

    • @matthewfitzpatrick2225
      @matthewfitzpatrick2225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      So that’s why there were 24 crates of acrylic missing.

    • @Agagnier
      @Agagnier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Art school? More like the Art of Theft!

    • @ellesirian2709
      @ellesirian2709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just noticed this! Looking for self-references in these is almost as entertaining as the actual music.

    • @wakipaki7381
      @wakipaki7381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A bit like the two Frostpunk songs had some crossover chorus too

    • @isaacmontecillo4762
      @isaacmontecillo4762 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wakipaki7381 At 3:28 What do you think that he is doing in the background please?

  • @00Vanir00
    @00Vanir00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    “ ‘Til then I got a new side gig in pressure washing! “
    Was that a reference to Power Wash Simulator?
    If so, nice.
    And also thank for recognizing that the game should pressure wash and not power wash.

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "Yer window's cracked, but it's squeaky clean."
      "You don't like it? Well, no need to be so mean,"
      "I'll cleanse the mold with a water jet"
      "Though I haven't seen any on there yet."

    • @thevideogamenerd2268
      @thevideogamenerd2268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ello luv ows your day mine's good

    • @MiudmonDice
      @MiudmonDice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      there's actually an in-game text in powerwash simulator lampshading that exact thing. I believe the fire station cleaning has it.

    • @stipdip7785
      @stipdip7785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not a reference, it's a 2 second trailer for a PWS (Power Wash Simulator) song

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stipdip7785 "Til then I got a new side gig in Pressure Washing!"
      [POWER WASH SIMULATOR]

  • @thermz
    @thermz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Still don't get how this mastermind make so perfectly fitting lyrics to all these games. I'm amazed everytime you release a new song nowadays Stupes. Keep it up!

  • @XENOWOLFI
    @XENOWOLFI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Seeing you point at the camera with disco lights on and holding a sledgehammer, *and* dancing, is the most amazing fever dream

  • @Edmund-od7mv
    @Edmund-od7mv 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This song is the most British thing I've ever heard.Great bloody job, mate.This song is such a banger there isn't any room for improvement at all. 🧡

  • @starwalker9188
    @starwalker9188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Something about the converse with the full-leg overalls, the hair, and the mustache all together with the little accessories like the watch just creates an incredibly charming character design. So casual, so cute, so...scumbag. Perfection.

  • @kaydubsthekoifish
    @kaydubsthekoifish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Ah yes, the beginning of a new month.
    Winter is coming, birds are leaving to warmer places, and Stupendium uploads a new song!
    Lovely times!

    • @kaydubsthekoifish
      @kaydubsthekoifish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks for the heart!
      Appreciated! 👍

  • @vacuoussaturn
    @vacuoussaturn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    You know Stupes, it still amazes me how you’re able to raise the standards for yourself every time you make a new video. And I must say that using what I can only assume to be your new house as the set is ingenious. Par for the course, the song is yet another bop-the editing with the different colors was definitely my favorite bit, and the lyrics were even more sassy this time around (not to say that’s a bad thing, darling~). Well, that’s all from me for now. Until next time!

  • @AshAquamarine
    @AshAquamarine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Just a bit emulsional" is just an awful fucking pun that I CACKLED at.

  • @stormfire9612
    @stormfire9612 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Just a bit emulsional" LOVE that line lmfaoo

  • @Yellinger
    @Yellinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I love how he made the color verse rhyme… the amount of work that goes into these songs is amazing. I’ve loved every song he’s made, they’re all so underrated

    • @OriginalElysian
      @OriginalElysian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You sound a bit emulsional

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he even painted the wall

  • @ded-ceoofjar-a-tea150
    @ded-ceoofjar-a-tea150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Been playing this game for a long time now, and now we got a Stupes tune to groove along with? Banging! I'd say that calls for a cuppa!

  • @Edgemender
    @Edgemender 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Ok, i need to say The Rythm of your songs always improves something
    Nice work

  • @dragonqueen7328
    @dragonqueen7328 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Stupendium's dancing in this one is legendary. I think it about it all the time

  • @thetruecrystalvixen
    @thetruecrystalvixen ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This song is on my 'listen while doing chores' and 'building anything game' playlists. It is catchy and boppy, while depressing about a snakeoil selling cowboy builder.

    • @gaiusperson8704
      @gaiusperson8704 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yo can you link me that Building anything game playlist, i need some music to rennovate my island on animal crossing

  • @astralastrid4150
    @astralastrid4150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Everything and anything has room for improvement if Stupes hadn't made a song about it! Nice work as always.

  • @Fluffal_Enthusiast
    @Fluffal_Enthusiast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Officially the most Bri'ish song on the interwebs

    • @TheStupendium
      @TheStupendium  3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Too right, m8.

    • @waterbottle195
      @waterbottle195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@TheStupendium Cuppa tea?

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TheStupendium Don't you mean "roight"? :P Loved the song, Stupes!

    • @boxman9663
      @boxman9663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gen I have a cuppa tea, fancks m8, anyway when do ya find va gkween will doy

    • @catgaming9369
      @catgaming9369 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey do you still have the t? I am kinda sick and could use some.

  • @genericfriend2568
    @genericfriend2568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    You pull off the 'scummy' lyrics so perfectly every time you do them, Data Stream, Fine Print and Nook line and Sinker are wonderful examples.

  • @samueleveleigh2767
    @samueleveleigh2767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I think we can all agree on one thing. With this song there is most definitely no room for improvement.

  • @aquamarie3117
    @aquamarie3117 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dude my theatre kid brain is going nuts for all these songs

  • @justno1501
    @justno1501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I don't know how such a man can animate beautifully, write and sing amazing and comes up with clever puns

  • @notoriosj
    @notoriosj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Jesus Stupes I didnt know you were such a jack of all tradesman, gotta leave a 5-star review after this big job
    Another banger Stupes, keep up the great work ;)

    • @ammarsp
      @ammarsp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you've got 4 alts huh

    • @notoriosj
      @notoriosj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ammarsp ?

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@notoriosj Well how else are you gonna give him five one-star reviews?

  • @Kiwi-fl8te
    @Kiwi-fl8te 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The jams keep coming and they don't stop coming. Dude I'll never get over how talented and full of style you are.

  • @ucitymetalhead
    @ucitymetalhead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I haven't heard a home improvement rap this good since weird Al's handy and hardware store.

  • @magical_onion9854
    @magical_onion9854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:19 the fact that he has a dan bull mug is so funny- on a side note, this song is an absolute bop

  • @corneliuscorner3433
    @corneliuscorner3433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    One thing I love about the Stupendium is the way he captures the vibe of whatever he's covering, while still making it unique and catchy, while I've played this game, but the whole vibe of the song fits renovating a house perfectly. Also, never thought I'd say this, but the part about wallpaper was pure fire, and Stupendium at their wordplay best.

  • @stipdip7785
    @stipdip7785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Masterpiece of a song as always
    Also that lyric "I GOT A NEW SIDE GIG IN PRESSURE WASHING"
    is the trailer for a Stupendium Power Wash Simulator song and you can't convince me otherwise

  • @SaramatheUnchained
    @SaramatheUnchained 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Inside for House Flipper, and eventually out door for the inevitable Power Washer Simulator song. Now if there was a popular game about exorcism then it would be the cleanliness trio

    • @TheAwsomeKing77
      @TheAwsomeKing77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      phasomaphobia not sure if i spelt it right

    • @scrabblehandforaname
      @scrabblehandforaname 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheAwsomeKing77, Phasmophobia.

    • @jacksonfunke8230
      @jacksonfunke8230 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      its called roblox's "exorcism simulator 69"

    • @ehrickettelhut294
      @ehrickettelhut294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about the Onlycans secret ending?

    • @Filamach
      @Filamach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean Devour has closer to exorcism I'd recon as Phasmo doesn't realy have the exo bit, there is also one game similar which basicly does the ghost busting which's name I forgot though...

  • @thevillageidiot1411
    @thevillageidiot1411 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I still can't get over how upbeat this song is. Makes me wanna dancy dance

  • @ethanbrandt8617
    @ethanbrandt8617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I absolutely love that this song is based on how everyone actually plays the game vs how it was intended to be played.

  • @EndlessJune413
    @EndlessJune413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I'm speechless, How is stupendium able to make a song out Of every Game, AND ALSO MAKE IT A GOOD SONG!?
    Great Job as always, i love the reference to Rogue Galery in the chorus. I love this song!

    • @laharlkent
      @laharlkent 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait till you hear his superman 64 song next year, It will shock you how great he is. lol

  • @RPDPugh
    @RPDPugh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Cheers, Stupes, my wife wants to buy House Flipper now.
    Another banger as always, man. Emulsion pun had me creased.

  • @PaKalsha
    @PaKalsha ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm just a bit emulsional" gets me *every single time*.

  • @myrixica4222
    @myrixica4222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I hate how well you captured the shitty one man scam in a van tradies.

  • @doncualexandru3931
    @doncualexandru3931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I swear this guy will make a remastered version of this with the motive behind it being that he saw a little room for improvement.

    • @kylerivera3470
      @kylerivera3470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He should call the remastered version "A Little More Room For Improvement"

  • @maaxorus
    @maaxorus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Man, that's what I enjoy about your songs so much. You look like you're just having so much fun every time, to an extent where one could think you make these songs purely for your own amusement, and we just happen to be along on the ride. This passion is what makes me come back every time!
    Also that color verse is insane and it's easily my favourite part of the song.

  • @kizukun001
    @kizukun001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    gotta say, got quite that British sound on this one. loved all the shady dealing jokes, and referral to red's shady track in the chorus. and that showing up late/pushing back dates reminds me of yesterday when my folks had to get their washer checked (display panel stopped working and now wont turn on) and the time was 12-5, they called at like 5:45 didnt leave a message and just didnt show up instead.
    a little question would be if the elephant plague is related to a pestilent elephant? (pizzeria simulator)
    2nd watch that 1/8 mile radius line sunk in and got quite a laugh, 1st time through i thought it was just 8 which i thought was bad but it was even worse.
    hopin any home work goin on and planned go well for ya.

  • @aquamarie3117
    @aquamarie3117 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I haven't played ninety percent of these games but all of these slap

  • @Deoxy81
    @Deoxy81 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Terminal burgundy looks really cool though