Yeah but why rage so much, after a point of time playing youll eventually get used to the having-to-start-over part, at least thats my experience with geometry dash (bloodbath)
Timestamps if you missed them 0:33 oaaaghh HHGGM 1:23 kid screaming 1:32 car horn 1:58 a10 machine gun 4:15 second car horn 4:23 man being dragged into hell
the western mind cannot comprehend
What one hour a week of gaming does to a person
@@HyouMix according to parents
@@pennynukenarcAhhh you sweet summer child, yes, from the "parents".
@@pennynukenarcI think you missed the joke
@@pennynukenarc in China, those under 18 can only game for an hour a day on fridays and weekends.
SPACEBAR HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE😭😭
Nah dude the crouch button is the real one suffering
@@cogbait the crouch button probably has a hole
@@atsizbalik"probably"
@@atsizbalik his WASD keys dont compare
from experience I just know one side of the spacebar is incredibly hard to press on
i love the keyboard smashing sounds.. so relaxing 😌
You should be careful not to stop your heart.😂
Fr ☺️
Whenever he jumps, it sounds like he's just punching someone rofl
crossfire asmr
oh my god i so agree 😊
4:25 my man unleashed 40000 years of chinese rage
💀💀💀
💀💀💀
💀💀💀 indeed. My man so angry i had to pull an AR Manga to describe his rage
pokémon black and white
Pretty realistic
Worried about his run more than my life choices
LOL FR
Aren't we all?
@@amspook We are
put fear in Allah to not worry about the future
@@perfectopubg7320 Who the hell is Allah
I like how he holds that card the entire time, it's like a reminder of "what he is fighting for"
DO IT FOR HER
I SHALL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR THIS WOMAN!
its just a kind of knife in this game,many people use it just because it can behalf your rank.
my beloved i left back at home…
It a knife skin
Don't forget that they also have a bread as a knife skin
he is actually good tho
is he good irl tho
@@user-kj9kj5ht2x he'd probably slam you against ten walls and annihilate you in a pool of blood
@@user-kj9kj5ht2xI'm sorry for what I have done
Yeah but why rage so much, after a point of time playing youll eventually get used to the having-to-start-over part, at least thats my experience with geometry dash (bloodbath)
@@alejandromorales2244sometimes it gets to you randomly
4:24 Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝I̸̡̛̳͌̉͋͐͒̍Ỵ̷̡̛̟̱̑̍̀̉̿̿̉Ỵ̷̡̛̟̱̑̍̀̉̿̿̉Ỵ̷̡̛̟̱̑̍̀̉̿̿̉Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝
😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Scream from the underground devils
And he's having diarrhea at the same moment wow
The
I felt so bad cuz he was doing so good 😭😭
1:40 sick phonk beat
"phonk" any kick is phonk now? You are a newgen and you never heard of the origin of phonk
@@envyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bro took it personally
@@envyyyyyyyyyyyyyyywah wah lil bro😭
@@afrosteviewomp womp
Shotgun sound
2:46 you can feel him being so nervous
Thats some workout breathing, breathing in when during rep then out after
its a focus technique
4:27 sounds like an angry chinese man firing an autocannon
and with the battle cry at 4:24
Sounds to me like a Chinese warrior riding into battle on a horse
LMFAOOO
I cant unhear it😭
😂
i want whatever chineseium keyboard this dude is rocking holy shit
There's a video of him breaking one in rage and instantly unpacking another. My guy got a keyboard factory.
Chinesium 😭
@@Maestro7228 Who's the guy? Can you link the video?
@@munguschungus4030 CFseven77. Can't find the particular stream uncut.
@@Maestro7228 ofc he did, he's in china
I love this asmr channel
Same
Same
Fr its chilling to my ear
@@Seaborn10892 same 💀
Same@@Seaborn10892
this beat is fire ❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥
0:09 the beat go hard at this part
The power in his fingers is insane.
His wife is the happiest women alive
@@namonef 💀
@@namonef I was thinking that
That’s what she said
The manufacturer adding a microphone to the spacebar was a very daring decision
Timestamps if you missed them
0:33 oaaaghh HHGGM
1:23 kid screaming
1:32 car horn
1:58 a10 machine gun
4:15 second car horn
4:23 man being dragged into hell
1:23 kids in my basement when i forget to give them water ☺️
@@Lean99999 ???
@@kutotb1225 4:23 timmy being dragged to hell beacause he did his homework late :
@@Lean99999 omg
1:38 when you're so mad at the game that you resort to using za hando to win
- table
@@p_bok6441 keyboard
Mf erasing space-time to get to the end lol
@@IgorNVnah it's mainly just the bass boosted part
@@opalyasu7159🤓
4:24
Bros slamming his keys like a child getting discipline
in China
I don't have strict parents my mom beat me 10 times and my dad 2 so I can't relate
HAAAIIIIIYYYYYIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
兄弟拥有世界上最坚固的键盘💀
🤣🤣🤣
It's not, it's just scared to make mistakes
他的神经是另一个，还有这里好难找到自己人😂
Xinxca xcinxcanxi
@@susyexpireens4830 that's racist
When you only had 1 hours of gaming session a week
1 HOUR FOR EVERY WEEK? CCP REALLY FALL OFF..
@@AndroidNoir-L06k 3 hours a week, only for minors. Adults can play for as long as they want. Source: the internet and some random yt comments
Bro he is KILLING his Keyboard right now 💀😭
1:37 bro thinks he's the barret
His girlfriend must be happy
The one on his card?
hes talking abt fingering@@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117
伙计，我爱这个家伙，你想知道为什么键盘会被砸碎，他的 HAIYIAA 会发出标志性的战争呐喊
那是哎呀
这他妈真是史诗级的💯💯💯💯💯
是的哈哈哈
i want to see a handcam so i can look at how they make every single press of a button sound like someone swinging a hammer at 3 in the morning
This comment is funny af lmao 💀
@@yourlocalbeingwithoutaface what more funny is that its not even supposed to be funny
The Golden Freddy guy is getting more dangerous than before, from the noise you may hear in the video is that he has a stand that can erase anything.
The way he's slamming the keyboard I would have thought he's just breaking an entire plastic desk in half
1:38 sounds like spamming shotgun
Fr
Phonk music
he shoots with buttons (gauge 12 fr)
I edge to these cf videos
At least it's not CP, so you're fine
Kurisutina
@@Eok6Alright that’s enough TH-cam for today… and I just woke up
Most calmest CF player
I love when he starts making music every now and then. The multitasking is through the roof with this man :D
The best part is, u just happen to be a musician!
1:33 everything just escalates after that corner man
我是盲人，请问这里是火箭发射基地吗
if you close your eyes, you can hear the manager urging the programmers on during the deadline
4:30 Sounds similar to something I heard from Aphex Twin
THIS BEAT IS SO FIRE🔥🔥🗣
非常好视频，使我公鸡旋转，爱来自印度
blawg is fulltime employed as upstairs neighbour
Ngl how does this guy keeps mashing his keyboard without his hand overheating
El teclado: estoy cansado jefe 😔
🙁
most norma roblox obby
Obby games are for autistic dead ends btw
很好跳者
That keyboard is on life support 😭
4:23 tom and jerry ass scream
I found the guy
every few months I have to watch this guy to maintain my mental health
4:22 the end 4:24 Ninja Scream 4:27 mental break down 4:28 Chinese egg man song 4:34 apache helicopter 4:38 ukraine war remake 4:47 Sad moment
Anybody would get this mad losing a game if the government forced them to only have a few hours to play every day
i want whatever keyboard he has, if it can last him a week itll last me a lifetime
*_HAIYAA!!!_*
bro's creating hard basses out here 🔥🔥🔥
I love the little heart by the CF in the title. Toxic love.
1:38 new dubstep best just dropped
0:08 fire beat🔥🔥🔥
new asmr channel just dropped
With every push of the spacebar it feels as though the earths tectonic plates start to shift
Downstairs neighbour watching the plaster fall from his ceiling.
Upstairs neighbour is experiencing an earthquake
4:24 Thats the ASMR perfect before going to sleep 😍😍😍😍
reminds me of my minecraft parkour days. honestly might start doing parkour maps again bc of this.
THE HAAAAAYYYIIIAAAAAAAS SEND ME EVERY TIME 💀💀💀💀💀
He kinda sounds like hitler/G.F there☠
提哈他说 他和 贝斯特 奥斯曼人
LAMAAOAOAOOAO UR SO FUNNY😭😭😭😭💀💀💀
@@1breaktosty 因为它太放松了，所以我尊重这个视频
I pressed translate and I think I understood the comment better in Chinese.
@@matthew3009What dont u get about the best Ottomans 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
@@Silly585 lol idk any Chinese so I translate the words back in English. Then found I don't understand English, either.
very calming keyboard asmr! helped me fall asleep
That spacebar is getting smashed harder than a cheerleader in the football locker room💀💀
Respect
That keyboard went from revolver, to ak47, then to a artillery canon and ended in a full blown up bombardment.
As a westerner i cannot comprehend this video.
This is what pure sport looks like
I have no clue on what strategic value the card has
Crossfire has weapon weight system and the card actually has very low weight to help you jump further
No lie, this dude is cooking😮
兄弟的键盘经历了二战💀
I swear dude, watching modern crossfire gameplays feels like watching some forgotten 2004 game lol
I have to imagine the people making the maps do it exclusively for him at this point.
master
i dont really understand but i love it
Nice beat bro 1:40
1:05 holy..... moly.......
They say if u finish between checkpoints you got more social credits
what is social credit
This is more suspenseful than most movies. He is our hero.
I listen to this while going to bed
gotta see this dude with a keyboard cam 😂
4:24 live vacuum audio
😂😂😂 You ppl have the best rages 😂😂😂
time to put on some sleeping music 🥱🥱🥱 this ones my favorite
Chinese rage and mic quality name a more iconic duo
不错呀，搬运工，弘扬Cf传统文化❤
I don't know wtf is going on but I'm still watching.
1:39 yoo this kinda sound fire tho 🔥
在b站上看过，又在油管上刷到我真的蚌埠住了😂
這是什麼遊戲怎麼跳的時候一直蹦蹦蹦
穿越火线的跑酷地图服务器@@WFTJee0209
Me playing roblox tower of hell and failing at the last stage:
these 4 minutes felt like eternity
best asian beat 🔥🔥🔥
Bro is violating that keyboard💀💀💀💀💀
This is the farthest ive seen him get so far! Yay
he was doing so good =
Best keyboard commercial ever
То чувство когда посмотрел всë видео из за звуков ударов по клавиатуре и не заметил как потерял 5 минут своей жизни