Really honest man..... mere dil me jo comedian ke liye suggestion the ye unhe follow kar rhe hai..... comedy karte huye kisi ko bhi taunt nhi karte jo actual hota hai vhi bolte hai really good
@@gauravnimkhedkar7173 if you are interested in watching vlogs and specially engineering MASTI Hostel MASTI vlogs then plzz👇👇 th-cam.com/video/geHKY6gqF0U/w-d-xo.html
Lol...a very late hi from Canada! The greatness of TH-cam...watching this after 5 yrs and loving it! He is awesome and for someone not from India but know the language- his std up s are simply amazing...I can actually visualize the stories and makes me laugh so much! He is so unassuming n genuine! Chapeau to you bro
11:08 This line: “Jis baat ka jawaab nahi dena hai, uss par hass do.” Best line. 👍🏻👍🏻 Zakir bhai 🤟🏻 #Sakhtlaunda 🙏🏻
Nobody :
Zakir be like: apni toh khamoshi bhi trending krti h .
💪😂😂
M.k. Pehly first half aa chuka he. Videos ka second half new he
किसलिए करती हे भाई
@@amonkaul6365 l llllllllllol
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I find him more relatable than funny honestly
Me too😊😊
lol me too
He is more a story teller than standup comedian.
That's what makes it funny
Indori ese hi hote h😂
Sitting at Goa Bus Stand : And saw the title " Goa Mat Jana " 🤦🏽♂️😂
😂😂😂
@@KaranKdRecordsKaranKdRecords what nice by the way ? 😅
@@AbhishekSingh-vl1dp Fake id hai. Kahan try maar rha hai mere bhai 🤦♂️
@@harshpathak413 try nhi mara bhai. Usne pucha
@@harshpathak413 bhai tu kyun jL rha h
That "laundo ki fantasy" part was so true 😂😂😂😂😂
Laundo ki fantasy part is so true😂
That "laundo ko fantasy" part will be so true
Past aur present tense kiya tumne comments mein
ye lo future tense
@Jannat Sheikh hurr
100 & 10%😂
What?!🙄🤣
Ghar wale tumhe shirdi le gye mujhe ajmer le gye 😂😂
Epic 🤣
Can you be my friend.!
1:18 "Chashma nahi hai toh wapas chale jao" 😂😂🔥
"Kahan ja rahe ho": The moment was lit!!!
Irony is Zakir Is Successful but pretends to be A Vella ...lekin hum velle hi h...Aur ye sab hamari hi Kahani hai....
😂
So True 😂🔥
Rulayega kya???😭😭
500 vi like
🤣
"4 seconds ago" like wow I've never been this fast in my LIFE
😂 Me too
Bache jaakey padhai kroo
Kya ukhad Liya. Kya kar Liya aesa🙄
I commented something else ... thinking of you as a boy 😁
Me too 👶
" aplog shirdi gaye aur humlog ajmer " yeah best line tha bro
Ajmer jannat h
Hum hindu hain
But jaate hain
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I usually doesn't cmt but
Yahi bate toh bad me yad aaigi🤣
Abhishek upmanyu 😂😂
Are chup reh yarrrrr
Abey! Chup yr! Yaadon ki beech me toh tu bolta rehta hai.....😂😂
@@ayushanandghosh2930 abey saale😂😂
@@vaibhav4268
No no no no no no. Don't use abusive words😆
Tu gareeb hai 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
Awesome bro
A Friendly reminder to you all
"Who's watching in 2019" Ye likhne ka Aaj Last din h :p
I will write it in 2020 also
Who's watching in 2019.? I've written baki log apna dekhlo
Likh to kabhi bhi sakte ho. Doesn't have to be true.
muje to aaaj samaj ayaa kyu log likhte thee ..kon kon 2019 me dekh raa hai
2 hrs before 2020 starts
And legend has it that Peter is still just looking at Sandra.
Ayyyee 😂😂😂😂😂
Is that Bentley (TROS) on your dp
No i am not looking at sandra😄😃😁
are you indian park loui
" 3 rupaye ka muah 19 rupaye ka chashma" 😂😂 Epic
Epic indeed
Prime number
legends know this is a re-uploaded video.
Yup 😂
😂
But why he re-upload this
Right
Same same. Tabhi sochu
Nobody:
Zakir be like: yaha me pighal gaya 😂
@Mudasir Ahad aa gye mulle luv jehad karme
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No one:
Literally no one:
Not even a single cell:
Le zakir bhai : takes breathe
Le audience: ha ha ha ha ha ha
Lol
I like the way u breathe
True! 😂 He is just overhyped
@@shubhmaheshwari5022 tu phir bhi yha aaya hai
@@roquiyakhanam8251 ye umeed se ki kabhi utni hassi aajaye jesa sab log show me haste h
Audience : One-sided?
Zakir bhai : Chilla chilla ke sab ko scheme bata de.. 🙄
Only Zakir can maintain that energy in the room throughout. This entire set was a laugh fest !!
Everyone: Let's make some new year stand-up
Zakir Khan:Apne paas bohot stock pada hai
😂😂😂
This is fastest TH-cam notification I click
Yaa
And disappointed
*9:53** best epic part* 😂🔥👍
These 12 minute clip was better then whole dabang 3 movie😁😁
@Manuj Madan uske abba
@@shockingmanish8632 iska matlab Abba dabanng 3, dekhee??
@@jahidhassanmaishan9473 nh uska mtlb abba dabangg 3 khae. .. absy saale
Correction : from these to this 😁 ,
🤣🤣🤣
4:48 "Ghar waale tumhein shirdi le gaye ,mujhe ajmer le gaye"
Legends will understand
Whaat
Batao
Zakir is muslim. Ajmer is known for chishti sahab dargah
@@Nodream141 you removed the video bro
@@Nodream141 nice 👍👍👍
@9:59 You revealed an international secret of boys first time on a public platform. Hats off.
This guy gona make my New year eve. 😂😂😂
Really?
An emotional Video 👇 Support Humanity 👇👇💐💐
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Legend Zakir khan
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That weird situation where you watch such comedy and know you will never know the feeling of going to Goa......
because you literally live there.
Ghar ki murgi daal barabar
😂👍
@@stephanie03 hi
@@learnwithjoy6867 dude seriously..🤦🏻♂️
@@devU_69 ikr. The thirst is real
People planning for Goa trip in 2020
*You Tube : Recommends this video*
🙋
@@ThelegoToyMaster hello
BAPA
9:42 londo ki fantasy 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂
Ultra legends know this is the last re-uploaded video of 2019
Exactly
Correct 😂🤣
👌
yeah.
And still trending 💯💯🔥🔥🐐
Really honest man..... mere dil me jo comedian ke liye suggestion the ye unhe follow kar rhe hai..... comedy karte huye kisi ko bhi taunt nhi karte jo actual hota hai vhi bolte hai really good
Kids,Men, Legends everyone knows this is a re-upload
An emotional Video 👇 Support Humanity 👇👇💐💐
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Dishant Arora chutiye, description me likha hua hai.
@@yashdhikle4825 okk chutiye . Love you
@@akg.69 okk chutiye. Love you
Exactly dude...i was thinking the exact same!!!
Pata nhi bc kisine notice kiya bhi ya nhi😂😂, aur zakir khan jaisa comedian ne kayko re-upload kiya...
TH-cam : *" Zakir Khan uploaded a new video"*
Me *"I'M SPEED"*
Kyu aaand kha raha hai bhai faltu ka?
I was flash
@@Kcinemalive tu mera kr de bhai
2:43 abseloutly right vahi sunke gaye the yaar🤣😂
"Ek tarfa do tarfa milake Jo bhi 2-4 ,10-15 ,20-25 relationship rahe hai "😂😂😂😂 .... laughed so hard on this 😂😂😂
Same here neha 🙂😀😀😂😂
"Larkion ne rakha baday laad se ha"
Bhaiii bhaiii🤣
2:13 This proves that how he understands everyone he just said it and we all got what he's talking about # zakirislegend
Bhai Yar 5:45 pe to ek imagery bangaye thi Yar Etna detail Bata Legend ho janab aap 👌😋🔥
Best thing for new year eve ✌️✌️🖤🖤🖤🔥🔥
Happy new yr in advance
@@INNAMENNADEKKA you too bro,✌️🖤
Dil khol kr rakh dete ho bhai apnaa bhi aur hmaaraa bhi... Gazab....
10:15 same fantasy 😂😂😂😂😂
"Tu Garib h" 😂😂
Capital bold italic mein
😂😂😂👍
Zakir sir Insan ke haalat chahe jaise bhi ho magar aap kahi na kahi jarur sabke muskurane ki wajah bante ho❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Lots of Love Sir🤩🤩🤩
Now this is a good way to end 2019
Reply
Right
Happy new yr in advance
Ya Right
An emotional Video 👇 Support Humanity 👇👇💐💐
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Started in 2019 and ended in 2020👍❤
.
2020 main dekhne waale like karde☺️☺️
Mdhvaj Chavda super funny
I have achieved
*_COMEDY_*
Wtf bro don't start this shit again in 2020
What do u get from these likes? Shit!
Terse bda vella nhi koi 1 saal se ek hi video dekh rhq h
That description of the book is outstanding , helllll laughter
"Tumhe 'sirdi' legaye mujhe 'ajmer' le Gaye"
May book you for love jihad Case .
For what ?
मतलब समझ नहीं आया
@@Whitefieldd I think you need not me
@@Whitefieldd 😂😂😂😂😂😂
New year plans
Kids : going to party
Men : watching TV
Legends : sleeping
Ultra legends : go to wedding
Ultra ultra legends : watch zakhir zhans re-upload vedio 🤣
Parvez Makandar@same here😥
ultra ultra ultra legends play PUBG at 12:00 am
@@nakulkanojia1706 bhai ksam se same here😏
When he says babu !❤️❤️❤️!😹😹 Hey bhagwan !😂😂😂 Bhut hi achha lagta hai
This is re uploaded like if u knew this already 😂😂😂
Ooh DAAAAMN i have never got so many likes..love u guys may u have a great day ahead
Yaa😂
Haa🤦♂😂
Exactly
But someparts are nt shown
Yes ..same as before
This is reuploading of the previous video..but this time I clicked fast 😍😍
And Happy New Year Zakir 😄😄
क्या बात है जाकिर भिया छा गए
इन्दौर का लेबल आप लोगों की
वज़ह से दुनिया में शीर्ष पर है
Good sense of humour
Damm😂😂😂 someone stop him otherwise he is gonna kill me laughing
Den plz tab d pause button😂
@@shylajamahesha3460 of course😂😂
@@gauravnimkhedkar7173 if you are interested in watching vlogs and specially engineering MASTI
Hostel MASTI vlogs then plzz👇👇
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bhai pause ka option deta ha youtube
@@shylajamahesha3460 😂😂
Love from Bihar, Supaul ❤️❤️❤️
मैं भी भाई बिहार ( सोनपुर ) से 😇
Aur main v bihari saharsa 😂
@@zaynm2012 Are Bhai fir toh milte h 3 Jan ko😅
@@supaulwalamemer diploma ka exam h kya? 😂
@@zaynm2012 haan bro sahi pakre ho!😊
Superb bhai...amazing 👌🏻🤣...meanwhile me: Oh so he visited ajmer...and I'm from ajmer.😂
10min out of 12 min...
Sirf public ki hasi e jazbaat 😂😂😂
"Are kaha jaa rhe ho
Idhar aao....sex karna h!!"
- Zakir Khan
2019
Sabse epic part of the show😂🤣👌👌
@@akhilvemulapally5432 yaa right!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Spoiler😒😠
It is true
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:47 reality of every middle class .
Tumhe shirdi hame ajmer le gaye 😂😂
haha
12:27 minutes of 2019 for you 😉
ZAKIR BREATHS
LE AUDIENCE. HAHAHAHAHA
0.43 Ladkiyon ne rkha bade laad se ❤️.....owsm bhai
*Chadra bichhaya* is one of the best phrases of 2019. 😂😂😂
Have seen this earlier, either or comicstaan Or somewhere
yes bro
pehle aai thi youtube pe but audio achi ni thi
I think it's a re-upload
Mee too bro
Yes bro...Maine bhi kahin naa kahin dekhi hai
Bhai Awesomeeee superbbbb jabardusttt ...Dill jeet liyaa yaar
He gets standing ovation everywhere he goes. Such a great story teller he is..
"kaha ja rahe ho idhar ayo sex" 🤯😂🤣 bestest of 2019
bhai ne zindagi bhar kisse banae bade ho k kisso se paise 😂😂🤣🤣❤❤❤
Notification Dekh ke alag hi Khushi hui aur itni tezi se click Kiya Pucho mat 😍🔥😂
I am a TH-camr I just completed 2000 Subscribers thank you ❤️🇮🇳
Oh I know what it takes to get subscribers! Congrats! Keep going! 😊
I heard Neville saying "spaghetti" 😂😂😂😂
Shirdi nd Ajmer wali line mast thi 😁😁😁😁..He is superb... Race ki taiyari.....kar li....
U always steal my heart Zakir by making me smile.......I see ur video even 100th time with same enthusiasm
Me after a minute into the video :Hmm....🤨Wait a minute wasn't this posted before ?
Same here
Zakir bhai. . . .poora depression nikal diya. . Bhai. . .. . .thx .zaan ho aap india ki. . .. .proud of.....u...
It really hurts when his video ENDS😢😢
WE WANT MORE
No race, no chai chappa chai... So breakup... 🤣🤣
Chaar foot paani mein tube pehen ke kaun jata hai 😂
Hilarious as always!
Who else want Zakir khan as anchor of any Bollywood award function **
Zakir Bhai ka video fir se trending mai ..😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
HIT LIKE..👍
bhai bohot bhari hoti hai londo wali fantasy 😁😁
What a great sense of humour he has❤
arre yoda ho gye ho kya tum?
Agree ⁉️
Banda is Shayar as well as comedian 🤩🤩🤩
bahot achchha vlog banaya nice best of luck ❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Can't be any better ending for 2019😍😍#zakir bhai is love❤
Respect your mother . Through that you are learning the lesson of respecting all womanhoods . cheers for Zakir :)
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That chai chapa chai. And she said Koi chai chapa nahi was lit 😂😂😂😂
Mtlb yeh toh out of the box tha 😂
Kha jaa rha hai
Idhar aao Se.... What a fantasy😂😂😂😂
This man deserve all the praise...😍😍😍
Outstanding.....Wow.....Bhai to aag laga diya....
Lol...a very late hi from Canada! The greatness of TH-cam...watching this after 5 yrs and loving it! He is awesome and for someone not from India but know the language- his std up s are simply amazing...I can actually visualize the stories and makes me laugh so much! He is so unassuming n genuine! Chapeau to you bro
TH-cam reccomended me this when I got admitted in IHM-GOA😂
Bhai zakir aapke videos dekhtey dekhtey mujhe dar lagta hai ki video khatam na ho jaye !!!...but every good thing needs a better end..
Nice video..
9:39 best part 😂😂😂
Zakir khan:- breaths
Audience:- shouting 😂😂😂
Zakir bhai yaar sach me bhai ho yaar aap..jo bolte ho dil se bolte ho agr sab kuch thik rha to jaldi mulakat hogi aapse...
"I am speed" after getting its notification
Cars 3 lol
You are speed😂😂😁😁😁😂😂😁😁
U have 69 like hehehehehe
Who's watching this 2nd time and still laughing.
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10:25 hasi bahut kuch darsha rahi hai zakir bhai😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:54 any one got that gaurav Gupta reference ( BANIYA)😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂