Goa mat jaana | Zakir khan I Comedy
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Peechli bar audio kharab tha, isliye better audio ke sath ek bar aur aapki khidmat me le kar aa raha hoon. Naya saal mubarak!
A Friendly reminder to you all
"Who's watching in 2019" Ye likhne ka Aaj Last din h :p
I will write it in 2020 also
Who's watching in 2019.? I've written baki log apna dekhlo
Likh to kabhi bhi sakte ho. Doesn't have to be true.
muje to aaaj samaj ayaa kyu log likhte thee ..kon kon 2019 me dekh raa hai
2 hrs before 2020 starts
Nobody :
Zakir be like: apni toh khamoshi bhi trending krti h .
💪😂😂
M.k. Pehly first half aa chuka he. Videos ka second half new he
किसलिए करती हे भाई
@@amonkaul6365 l llllllllllol
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Irony is Zakir Is Successful but pretends to be A Vella ...lekin hum velle hi h...Aur ye sab hamari hi Kahani hai....
😂
So True 😂🔥
Rulayega kya???😭😭
500 vi like
🤣
Sitting at Goa Bus Stand : And saw the title " Goa Mat Jana " 🤦🏽♂️😂
😂😂😂
@@KaranKdRecordsKaranKdRecords what nice by the way ? 😅
@@AbhishekSingh-vl1dp Fake id hai. Kahan try maar rha hai mere bhai 🤦♂️
@@harshpathak413 try nhi mara bhai. Usne pucha
@@harshpathak413 bhai tu kyun jL rha h
legends know this is a re-uploaded video.
Yup 😂
😂
But why he re-upload this
Right
Same same. Tabhi sochu
I find him more relatable than funny honestly
Me too😊😊
lol me too
He is more a story teller than standup comedian.
That's what makes it funny
Indori ese hi hote h😂
"Are kaha jaa rhe ho
Idhar aao....sex karna h!!"
- Zakir Khan
2019
Sabse epic part of the show😂🤣👌👌
@@akhilvemulapally5432 yaa right!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Spoiler😒😠
It is true
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"4 seconds ago" like wow I've never been this fast in my LIFE
😂 Me too
Bache jaakey padhai kroo
Kya ukhad Liya. Kya kar Liya aesa🙄
I commented something else ... thinking of you as a boy 😁
Me too 👶
I usually doesn't cmt but
Yahi bate toh bad me yad aaigi🤣
Abhishek upmanyu 😂😂
Are chup reh yarrrrr
Abey! Chup yr! Yaadon ki beech me toh tu bolta rehta hai.....😂😂
@@ayushanandghosh2930 abey saale😂😂
@@vaibhav4268
No no no no no no. Don't use abusive words😆
11:08 This line: “Jis baat ka jawaab nahi dena hai, uss par hass do.” Best line. 👍🏻👍🏻 Zakir bhai 🤟🏻 #Sakhtlaunda 🙏🏻
That "laundo ki fantasy" part was so true 😂😂😂😂😂
Laundo ki fantasy part is so true😂
That "laundo ko fantasy" part will be so true
Past aur present tense kiya tumne comments mein
ye lo future tense
@Jannat Sheikh hurr
100 & 10%😂
What?!🙄🤣
Ghar wale tumhe shirdi le gye mujhe ajmer le gye 😂😂
Epic 🤣
Can you be my friend.!
Kids,Men, Legends everyone knows this is a re-upload
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Dishant Arora chutiye, description me likha hua hai.
@@yashdhikle4825 okk chutiye . Love you
@@akg.69 okk chutiye. Love you
Exactly dude...i was thinking the exact same!!!
Pata nhi bc kisine notice kiya bhi ya nhi😂😂, aur zakir khan jaisa comedian ne kayko re-upload kiya...
This is re uploaded like if u knew this already 😂😂😂
Ooh DAAAAMN i have never got so many likes..love u guys may u have a great day ahead
Yaa😂
Haa🤦♂😂
Exactly
But someparts are nt shown
Yes ..same as before
Nobody:
Zakir be like: yaha me pighal gaya 😂
@Mudasir Ahad aa gye mulle luv jehad karme
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Ultra legends know this is the last re-uploaded video of 2019
Exactly
Correct 😂🤣
👌
yeah.
And still trending 💯💯🔥🔥🐐
And legend has it that Peter is still just looking at Sandra.
Ayyyee 😂😂😂😂😂
Is that Bentley (TROS) on your dp
No i am not looking at sandra😄😃😁
are you indian park loui
This is fastest TH-cam notification I click
Yaa
And disappointed
Started in 2019 and ended in 2020👍❤
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2020 main dekhne waale like karde☺️☺️
Mdhvaj Chavda super funny
I have achieved
*_COMEDY_*
Wtf bro don't start this shit again in 2020
What do u get from these likes? Shit!
Terse bda vella nhi koi 1 saal se ek hi video dekh rhq h
1:18 "Chashma nahi hai toh wapas chale jao" 😂😂🔥
"Tumhe 'sirdi' legaye mujhe 'ajmer' le Gaye"
May book you for love jihad Case .
For what ?
मतलब समझ नहीं आया
@@hahahahoho1 I think you need not me
@@hahahahoho1 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Kahan ja rahe ho": The moment was lit!!!
People planning for Goa trip in 2020
*You Tube : Recommends this video*
🙋
@@ThelegoToyMaster hello
BAPA
Have seen this earlier, either or comicstaan Or somewhere
yes bro
pehle aai thi youtube pe but audio achi ni thi
I think it's a re-upload
Mee too bro
Yes bro...Maine bhi kahin naa kahin dekhi hai
No one:
Literally no one:
Not even a single cell:
Le zakir bhai : takes breathe
Le audience: ha ha ha ha ha ha
Lol
I like the way u breathe
True! 😂 He is just overhyped
@@shubhmaheshwari5022 tu phir bhi yha aaya hai
@@roquiyakhanam8251 ye umeed se ki kabhi utni hassi aajaye jesa sab log show me haste h
*9:53** best epic part* 😂🔥👍
"kaha ja rahe ho idhar ayo sex" 🤯😂🤣 bestest of 2019
Sabse zyada main yahan hassa
Audience : One-sided?
Zakir bhai : Chilla chilla ke sab ko scheme bata de.. 🙄
4:47 reality of every middle class .
Tumhe shirdi hame ajmer le gaye 😂😂
haha
Everyone: Let's make some new year stand-up
Zakir Khan:Apne paas bohot stock pada hai
😂😂😂
Notification Dekh ke alag hi Khushi hui aur itni tezi se click Kiya Pucho mat 😍🔥😂
I am a TH-camr I just completed 2000 Subscribers thank you ❤️🇮🇳
Oh I know what it takes to get subscribers! Congrats! Keep going! 😊
Who’s here after Zakir’s latest shorts in channel?
9:55
12:27 minutes of 2019 for you 😉
Tu gareeb hai 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂
Awesome bro
Only Zakir can maintain that energy in the room throughout. This entire set was a laugh fest !!
"Tu Garib h" 😂😂
Capital bold italic mein
😂😂😂👍
This guy gona make my New year eve. 😂😂😂
Really?
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Legend Zakir khan
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I actually liked Zakir Khan but I couldn't watch after 3:26. How can you joke about Russians and prostitution like that? Stop looking at every other girl with that thought it's very disgusting
Ja na lode
True
That weird situation where you watch such comedy and know you will never know the feeling of going to Goa......
because you literally live there.
Ghar ki murgi daal barabar
😂👍
@@stephanie03 hi
@@learnwithjoy6867 dude seriously..🤦🏻♂️
@@devU_69 ikr. The thirst is real
RIP for all the first commenters 😂😂
Read fan fictions, you will surely become a god of seduction. 😂
It's most crap imo. Inapplicable im real life.
Ifkr! I lost all my innocence coz of those fanfictions when i was like 15 lmao
@@ishashukla9134 Aren't they meant to enjoy? Not to apply irl 😂
@@diwakarisonyoutube come on you know what i meant by "losing innocence"
@@ishashukla9134 👀 Ikr. "losing innocence ". I lost it when I was 14. Sadly couldn't find anyone to complete those fantasies 😌.
TH-cam : *" Zakir Khan uploaded a new video"*
Me *"I'M SPEED"*
Kyu aaand kha raha hai bhai faltu ka?
I was flash
@@Kcinemalive tu mera kr de bhai
" aplog shirdi gaye aur humlog ajmer " yeah best line tha bro
Ajmer jannat h
Hum hindu hain
But jaate hain
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4:49 when he said ajmer 😍
These 12 minute clip was better then whole dabang 3 movie😁😁
@Manuj Madan uske abba
@@shockingmanish8632 iska matlab Abba dabanng 3, dekhee??
@@jahidhassanmaishan9473 nh uska mtlb abba dabangg 3 khae. .. absy saale
Correction : from these to this 😁 ,
🤣🤣🤣
ZAKIR BREATHS
LE AUDIENCE. HAHAHAHAHA
@9:59 You revealed an international secret of boys first time on a public platform. Hats off.
4:48 "Ghar waale tumhein shirdi le gaye ,mujhe ajmer le gaye"
Legends will understand
Whaat
Batao
Zakir is muslim. Ajmer is known for chishti sahab dargah
@@Nodream141 you removed the video bro
@@Nodream141 nice 👍👍👍
New year plans
Kids : going to party
Men : watching TV
Legends : sleeping
Ultra legends : go to wedding
Ultra ultra legends : watch zakhir zhans re-upload vedio 🤣
Parvez Makandar@same here😥
ultra ultra ultra legends play PUBG at 12:00 am
@@nakulkanojia1706 bhai ksam se same here😏
I heard Neville saying "spaghetti" 😂😂😂😂
" 3 rupaye ka muah 19 rupaye ka chashma" 😂😂 Epic
Epic indeed
Prime number
I read 40 comments 🤔🤔
35 says "first comment “”
😁😁😁
Hehe
😂😂😂😂😂😂
TH-cam reccomended me this when I got admitted in IHM-GOA😂
"Zakir Khan Breaths"
Launde:Fu*king Relatable.....
Bhai ka Andaaz hi Aisa h!!😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
Can't deny!!
😂😂 shi bola
@rashmi Ranjan Swain are u fucking out of your mind!!?? Plz do this shit elsewhere, not here;!!! Koi dusra kaam h hi nhi inhe, jaha dekho, 1 hi bat, 1 hi mentality le k ghus aate h!!
@rashmi Ranjan Swain tell me one thing. Were u there??? Was zakir there??? Did zakir do all of this??? Do muslims never face anything horrible??
10:15 same fantasy 😂😂😂😂😂
Who's watching this 2nd time and still laughing.
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I literally got so sad, The day when my elder brother told me WWE is fake 🤣🤣
Scripted*
@@robinreddu true
Yeah but they all just use the word fake like the wrestlers don't get hurt or something which is an insult of there hard work !
Same here
My younger brother told me that I was kinda shocked more than upset though because I am not a WWE fan. It's nice that no actual damage happens ig.
Best thing for new year eve ✌️✌️🖤🖤🖤🔥🔥
Happy new yr in advance
@@INNAMENNADEKKA you too bro,✌️🖤
Damm😂😂😂 someone stop him otherwise he is gonna kill me laughing
Den plz tab d pause button😂
@@shylajamahesha3460 of course😂😂
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bhai pause ka option deta ha youtube
@@shylajamahesha3460 😂😂
Indore ke sapne adhure reh gaye bhai hum soche the pr video dekh k girlfriend ko covence kr rahe hai ki tu chal warna humara waha kya hoga😉😉😉🤣🤣🤣
Now this is a good way to end 2019
Reply
Right
Happy new yr in advance
Ya Right
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"I am speed" after getting its notification
Cars 3 lol
You are speed😂😂😁😁😁😂😂😁😁
U have 69 like hehehehehe
Where's that guy who quotes biswa in comment on every stand up video
😂😂😂
He deleted the part where he was trolling the couples
Edit: Thank you so much, never got these many likes
Bhai how I get his video
@@veerswami7175 prime video m h
It was there in prev video on youtube
This is reuploading of the previous video..but this time I clicked fast 😍😍
And Happy New Year Zakir 😄😄
bhai bohot bhari hoti hai londo wali fantasy 😁😁
Only legends know it's re-uploaded
Usme audio accha nhi tha 😂😂😂
"Larkion ne rakha baday laad se ha"
Bhaiii bhaiii🤣
Zaaaaaakkkirrrrrrrrrrrr
Is that RE- UPLOADED 🙄🙄??
Yes
6:52 behatareen seduce....haha....epic zakir bhai😂😂😂
watching this while drinking milk was a bad idea.
9:42 londo ki fantasy 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂
"Ek tarfa do tarfa milake Jo bhi 2-4 ,10-15 ,20-25 relationship rahe hai "😂😂😂😂 .... laughed so hard on this 😂😂😂
Same here neha 🙂😀😀😂😂
His comedy is picturesque.. I kept imagining him with some girl
.
Now 2019 is over ✌
Abhi bhi 132min baaki Hai😂😂😂😂
@@Soulful_Sidd ab to hogya bhai
Happy new year😀🎉🎉
Jee ha dosto humne "spaghetti" google kiya..🤔
Result me noodles jaisa kuchh aaya
And it's give me 2 min depression 🤒
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.GAREEB HAI TU😉😉
Bhai uska mtlb specgty se h
Udk what's speggati?
Ladkiyoon ki Banyan.
Reply me sach me garib log hai 🤣🤣🤣
@@creartingmadhuri bro apna time aayega
In Goa doing my training 😅, saw the title and I can relate to it
Who else want Zakir khan as anchor of any Bollywood award function **
It really hurts when his video ENDS😢😢
WE WANT MORE
Zakir Khan: I have achieved comedy
Love from Bihar, Supaul ❤️❤️❤️
मैं भी भाई बिहार ( सोनपुर ) से 😇
Aur main v bihari saharsa 😂
@@zaynm2012 Are Bhai fir toh milte h 3 Jan ko😅
@@supaulwalamemer diploma ka exam h kya? 😂
@@zaynm2012 haan bro sahi pakre ho!😊
1k dislike from tours and travels company
"Tumhe shirdi le gye apne ko ajmer le gye. ...jaga alag thhi format same thha"...lol😂😂😂😂
Bhaai h tu mera ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Who else gonna spend the new year eve on bed wid mobile in hands, giving no fcuks to celebrations around?
2:13 This proves that how he understands everyone he just said it and we all got what he's talking about # zakirislegend
Me after a minute into the video :Hmm....🤨Wait a minute wasn't this posted before ?
Same here
Wake me up when "being criticized" is allowed.
Respect your mother . Through that you are learning the lesson of respecting all womanhoods . cheers for Zakir :)
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4:00 Me baniye ka beta hu, goa gaya bhi hu and haa waha NUDE beaches hote he or hum DEKH ke aaye h. 😍😍😍😂😂
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Location 😄
@@Harshvardhan_typo your mom's bathroom
3:54 any one got that gaurav Gupta reference ( BANIYA)😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Carry ki copy
20 views.. and 269 likes..
TH-cam is drunk !!
I had seen this before 😶
I KNEW TIME TRAVEL WAS POSSIBLE!!!!
Exactly bro pehle dekha hai kaha but yaad nhi😕
@@mustafamemon977 in last video of Zakir... This was taken from that
One mic stand maybe?
Its a re-upload.
@@Vanitasmylove nah.. You r just a non believer .. You are jealous that I can time travel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
6:24
Zakir: "ab yar aadmi thodi na har wqt $ex ke baare me sochta hai"
Aadmi: .............
Was a re-upload. But still watched the entire for only the "Laudo ki Fantasy wala part" xD xD
Bhai Yar 5:45 pe to ek imagery bangaye thi Yar Etna detail Bata Legend ho janab aap 👌😋🔥
bhai mai mila tha Zakir Khan se Lucknow par ab mera phone kho gya bahut bura lagta hai
Why do I feel like I have watched this before!