What Was Your "I'M MARRIED TO AN IDIOT" Moment?

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  • @wildcrow6250
    @wildcrow6250 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    I once bought 8 lbs of ham hocks....it was supposed to be 8 oz.....the misses still laughs about it

  • @averycheesypotato
    @averycheesypotato 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    1:45 Story 2 isn’t just stupidity, that’s outright masochism

  • @CobCobberson
    @CobCobberson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    1:19 Statistically speaking, the more expensive the wedding is, the higher the chance of a divorce. Also, destination weddings are awful.

    • @eoinoconnell185
      @eoinoconnell185 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Before I met an ex of mine, she had gotten married in a $120,000 ceremony.
      Lasted less than a year.

    • @TileBitan
      @TileBitan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i just want to marry before my gramma dies so she can see me

  • @Ilovepointlessstorys
    @Ilovepointlessstorys 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    That last story just kind of sounds like she was a b!tch. He is better off without her. I get messing with somebody but she definitely took a joke way too far.
    She basically just exploited a weakness of him. She knew he’s not tech savvy. He knows she is. He trust her when she said that his phone probably was hacked. Because of his belief in what she was saying. It made him go get a new truck .
    Then she couldn’t even leave that alone. She had to put self doubt in his head about his new truck. Borderline gaslighting right there honestly.

    • @RaptorsVideos
      @RaptorsVideos 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Borderline? It just straight up is gaslighting. Horrible sociopath of a woman.

    • @mgen278
      @mgen278 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Right?! She sounds awful!

  • @johnhightshoe996
    @johnhightshoe996 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    So in the last story the op is gaslighting the boyfriend and playing into his not understanding of tech coupled with a bad news story and then shames them for it? Man the BF dodged a bullet there

    • @Ilovepointlessstorys
      @Ilovepointlessstorys 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@johnhightshoe996 dodged a huge bullet!

    • @LCCWPresents
      @LCCWPresents 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At the very least he can return his truck as a mistake since he just bought it after flipping the bird to his ex.

  • @beetsq1968
    @beetsq1968 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Story 3: I would have responded with “then who the hell is playing video games in our son’s room?!”

  • @rosemarie1817
    @rosemarie1817 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Here's a wholesome one: My partner (cis man) started explaining to me (bio fem) how to help cramps stop (was on period at the time) in the middle of a store isle, with me chuckling, holding back sarcastic, hearty laughs. I let him go on for a few minutes, 5-10 ish minutes, before gently taking his hands, making him look at me and telling him "I know, I've been experiencing these kinds of cramps for nearly a decade baby." He promptly blushed HARD and started apologizing for the next 20 minutes and offering to buy me chocolates and beef jerky (huge cravings for those because they're super yummy)

    • @TileBitan
      @TileBitan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      sometimes people endure things without seeking advice or even knowing it's possible to get it. I've done it with other things. He was probably just trying to help after having spent hours reading about it

    • @rosemarie1817
      @rosemarie1817 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TileBitan He's definitely the kind of person to do that but he also gets pretty severe leg cramps so he was essentially explaining to me what he usually does for cramps (he's a sweetheart and absolutely darling)

  • @h3llr4iser1
    @h3llr4iser1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Some of these ain't as much stupidity as they're ignorance - sometimes justified in a way, I didn't know that such a thing as "hair conditioner" existed until I saw an ex-girlfriend having it in her shower, and the "women won't be hurt by low blows" thing is a common misconception that's been around for ages, sometimes even spread by movies, games and so on. That said, I'd probably have read the label and not bathed a child in an hair care product 🤣
    Story 1 is something I'm very familiar with - I've had more than one ex would be influenced by anything they'd hear like a flag in the wind: they'd read an article on some rag at the hairdresser, hear a story from a friend, even see something happen in a series or whatnot...and they'd immediately project it onto themselves or me.
    The cake was taken by a lady I dated a few years ago - once again, college graduate and while we were together, even got a PhD. Long story short, we hadn't seen each other for the whole work week as I was working and she was busy with her PhD studies. Met her on the Friday night and immediately it is apparent she is absolutely LIVID, for no reason I could discern. I try to figure it out, I can't, so later in the evening, at my place, I basically ask her directly. Turns out, she had HEARD some SCHOOLGIRLS ON THE BUS talking about meeting some guys, and one of them apparently had the same NAME as me. Now my name is actually quite common, it's like the second or third most common name in my country. However, she proceeded to put 2+2 together, somehow got 5 as an answer, and decided it HAD to be ME, flirting with 15-years old schoolgirls, no less (at the time, I was about 30 and she was 25).
    Let's say that evening changed my view of her and I started noticing a LOAD more "who the fuck am I dating?" situation 🤣

  • @kanpoe7043
    @kanpoe7043 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The utterly tame words being censored here is comical.

  • @kenjames91680
    @kenjames91680 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    That last story was just cruel

  • @elizabethcox5911
    @elizabethcox5911 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I had a now ex that I asked while I was at work to plug our window AC into an extension cord. I came home to find the AC partly dismantled because he was trying to find where to plug it in.

  • @jomoon1240
    @jomoon1240 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    You know the second guy just sounds fun lol 😂

    • @melissacooper8724
      @melissacooper8724 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He sounds like a cartoon character! 😂

  • @adjwindu70
    @adjwindu70 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Story 8: there is a reason organized religion is a haven for scammers.

  • @SomeonenamedDead
    @SomeonenamedDead 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Is the guy in story 2 from jackass?

  • @Vanilla_Neko
    @Vanilla_Neko 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    To be fair to that one dad sometimes kids just really throw a fit if you tell them they can't wear an outfit that they really have their mind set on and you just have to let them learn the hard way why they need to listen when Mom or Dad tells them that the outfit may not be a good choice for that day

  • @lucasdieugenio507
    @lucasdieugenio507 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Half of these stories are "lol look at how i hurt this idiot" and its disgusting

  • @crystalweible152
    @crystalweible152 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is sad. Scary even. 😥

  • @SabastianCrow
    @SabastianCrow 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My wife thought you can drive to Alaska from Washington State. Not through Canada, she thought there was a bridge across the ocean!

  • @Kokophonix
    @Kokophonix 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not someone I was dating but back at the University year 3, I convinced a classmate that velociraptors, Trex etc are real animals but too dangerous so you can't find them in zoos. She believed it for so long that it took a 3rd party to inform her I was just messing around.

  • @Isamu1416
    @Isamu1416 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There are parts of the plot of Rick & Morty that require a certain level of intelligence to understand, but to understand the basic plot that is not really necessary. It is similar to Archer with three different levels of humor so there is something for everyone.

  • @captainnightwisp6925
    @captainnightwisp6925 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The time she spent her whole check on simpsons tapped out.

  • @golfboy4886
    @golfboy4886 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My wife has a ton of these stories! 🤣

  • @jmcclain8237
    @jmcclain8237 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My ex wife once held a map upside down because it was " easier to read that way." Then, as we stood at the edge of a lake, we were watching a fishing boat go by. She asked me " can they see us?" I replied, " probably about as well as we can see them." She stayed confused. Then, we were watching a t.v. show about O.J. and she says, " the government set him up for the murders." I responded, " why and how?" She looked like she had been asked the hardest question to have ever existed. Then...she told me that she thought that " RFK shot his brother, JFK" I just walked away to gather my thoughts.

  • @trapabar19
    @trapabar19 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank god I found this out in the relationship

  • @sagesemadeni4024
    @sagesemadeni4024 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The second guy sounds like me...😂

  • @Blegh765
    @Blegh765 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    my wife's mother was traveling to her home country and had a stopover in Paris. My wife mentioned it, and I casually said "hope she enjoys France from the airport." and she instantly responds "she's not in France, she's in Paris."

  • @adjwindu70
    @adjwindu70 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Story 1 had me s scared for the man until the end.

  • @ChurchoftheLatterDayShrek
    @ChurchoftheLatterDayShrek 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The 6th guy sounds like hes peter griffin from the first four seasons of family guy.

  • @JulioGarcia-pj8rq
    @JulioGarcia-pj8rq 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    She said 90% os the same as 99%. With 0 context to the conversation.

  • @annasstorybox7906
    @annasstorybox7906 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    To be honest... The hole digging job...
    That was not only a stupid partner for just going with the shady parking lot job offer... It was also a stupid potential killer. What kind of amateur would let their victim keep their phone, leave them alone under absolutely no threat and than take them for lunch, again, without any kind of direct threat. WTF. That's some comedy movie idea level of two idiots meeting. Oblivious victim and totally incompetent killer...

  • @finndemoncat9379
    @finndemoncat9379 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Story 3
    How in the world you decide to have a child and not commit to it?

  • @celticgale5211
    @celticgale5211 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Least the could have done with the truck hacking story was feed the techs and service writers with food before throwing them under the bus, if you feed us we will go sling with shit

  • @Solo_navy
    @Solo_navy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m so in love with my husband he is so intelligent and book smart but no common sense… none lol

  • @NoSignificantHarassment.
    @NoSignificantHarassment. 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    No views in 18 seconds bro fell off

    • @ILoveTinfoilHats
      @ILoveTinfoilHats 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How rotted out is your brain