AND THE BEST FFXIV ANTAGONIST FOR EVERY YEAR IS... PERFECT KONG - 2010 PERFECT KONG - 2011 PERFECT KONG - 2012 PERFECT KONG - 2013 PERFECT KONG - 2014 PERFECT KONG - 2015 PERFECT KONG - 2016 PERFECT KONG - 2017 PERFECT KONG - 2018 PERFECT KONG - 2019 PERFECT KONG - 2020 PERFECT KONG - 2021 PERFECT KONG - 2022 PERFECT KONG - 2023 PERFECT KONG - 2024 PERFECT KONG - 2024+
Remember when Kong Prime Summoned a giant version of himself and fired a giant coconut gun at the entire party? We were so awestruck we almost didn't limit break in time to survive!
Man, I remember when they introduced the Kong class in the Heavensward Expansion. Was really tough to level up at first, but once you unlocked the coconut gun weapon you were set FOR LIFE
Fun fact, even in the official lyrics release theres no actual confirmation as of what 0:25 is, even the captions reference this. It is commonly accepted as "Supercalifragacious" but the official lyrics redact the line for some reason.
Supercalifragacious may cause legal issues with Disney, something Square Enix doesn't want considering Kingdom Hearts exists. That, and Disney is so protective of their properties, they lobbied Congress to extend copyright ownership to a few years shy of a century, and have been known to shut down anything that uses their property for any reason (like a Spider-Man tombstone).
Sounds like supercalifucktagious, and Koji Fox already confirmed there was an f-bomb somewhere in the lyrics. The ???? is just a censorship so they can avoid legal trouble for an explicitive in the lyrics.
WAIT THIS IS A RECENTLY RELEASED RIP??? I WAS LOOKING UP FFXIV RIPS AND FOUND THIS OH MY GOD I LEGITIMATELY JUST FINISHED ALEXANDER TODAY I NEEDED THIS
A friend sent me this. They are no longer my friend. EDIT (1 day later): .... You put an earworm in this. Didn't you? I keep having to listen to every hour or so.
Turn on captions
Don't need 'em
real gobbie maxxers know uplander doom anthem by heart
it's somehow more comprehensible than the actual version of the song
"d to the k to the donkey kong" is actually fire
I'm still catching my breath from how well made this is after listening to it 5 times in a row
AND THE BEST FFXIV ANTAGONIST FOR EVERY YEAR IS...
PERFECT KONG - 2010
PERFECT KONG - 2011
PERFECT KONG - 2012
PERFECT KONG - 2013
PERFECT KONG - 2014
PERFECT KONG - 2015
PERFECT KONG - 2016
PERFECT KONG - 2017
PERFECT KONG - 2018
PERFECT KONG - 2019
PERFECT KONG - 2020
PERFECT KONG - 2021
PERFECT KONG - 2022
PERFECT KONG - 2023
PERFECT KONG - 2024
PERFECT KONG - 2024+
I AM KONG THE ASSEMBLED
LOOK UPON THE COCONUT GUN THAT WILL BE YOUR DESTRUCTION
I'm so glad other people know this joke, guess I didn't hallucinate that video
@@blackh9604 its the objective best ffxiv video
@@darickcastle5371 Facts
FFXIV RIP RISE UP BROTHERS 🗣 🗣 🗣 🔥🔥🔥
NOW RISE UP AND RIOT 'TIL THE RIP DROPS
its been 2000 years......
Hope everyone has a wonderful Dawntrail
hello jack frost
RISE WITH ME!
been leveling MNKY recently, I really enjoy the level 70 action that lets you handstand when you need to
this is one of the best youtube comments ive ever seen
I'm more of a KNG guy myself. IDK that ranged option of Coconut Gun is just so nice on bosses when you don't get full melee uptime
Diddy thought he had time for a spineshatter Dive. RIP
Rip spineshatter dive, you will be sorely missed...
Remember when Kong Prime Summoned a giant version of himself and fired a giant coconut gun at the entire party? We were so awestruck we almost didn't limit break in time to survive!
*If he Ordains ya, it's gonna hurt*
F TO THE C TO THE FATE CALIBRATION
RESPECT THE STILLNESS
Man, I remember when they introduced the Kong class in the Heavensward Expansion. Was really tough to level up at first, but once you unlocked the coconut gun weapon you were set FOR LIFE
Fun fact, even in the official lyrics release theres no actual confirmation as of what 0:25 is, even the captions reference this. It is commonly accepted as "Supercalifragacious" but the official lyrics redact the line for some reason.
gobbie swear in uplander crush song
I think the joke is the goblins are swearing
Supercalifragacious may cause legal issues with Disney, something Square Enix doesn't want considering Kingdom Hearts exists. That, and Disney is so protective of their properties, they lobbied Congress to extend copyright ownership to a few years shy of a century, and have been known to shut down anything that uses their property for any reason (like a Spider-Man tombstone).
Actually, as I understand it, it's actually a whole-ass F-bomb.
Sounds like supercalifucktagious, and Koji Fox already confirmed there was an f-bomb somewhere in the lyrics. The ???? is just a censorship so they can avoid legal trouble for an explicitive in the lyrics.
chunky keeps missing his fucking lb3
And then there's Chunky!
He's vote dismissed.
Live footage of MCH mains in Dawntrail's new jungle area
As a MCH Main, can confirm
In one of the Alexander raids you literally turn into a monkey to resolve a mechanic, so this fits a little _too_ well lmao
I am Donkey Kong, the first member of the DK crew
Listen to this masterpiece that will ring at your resting place
holy shit
Fucking Immaculate
e: a bit sad it doesn't have the time stops, but still *chefs kiss*
The moment this showed on my homepage I didn't see it was Silva's and thought "Huh, Rise outta nowhere, cool", then I pressed play.
BRUH
WAIT THIS IS A RECENTLY RELEASED RIP??? I WAS LOOKING UP FFXIV RIPS AND FOUND THIS OH MY GOD
I LEGITIMATELY JUST FINISHED ALEXANDER TODAY I NEEDED THIS
Sending this to every I know.
It's funny when you put into consideration that Alexander is a cross of an ape and a castle, with angel wings.
Oh my god. This is fantastic. I never thought we would get another FFXIV high quality rip.
I never thought I'd see the day SilvaGunner's light would grace Final Fantasy XIV, perhaps there's hope for this godless world.
There’s a fantastic rip of the Doma Castle theme from a couple of years ago
They've done FF14 a few times already
check the playlist linked in the video description for more.
I remember how it blew my mind when I realized that King K Rool required you to use Tank LB3 to survive.
You're right, SiIvagunner. I SHOULD listen to One Winged Kong Rebirth again.
When Alexander shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
The Mother Crystal-coconut
I need a raid party so I can do "The Epic of Donkey Kong" (Bananas)
Mechanics are difficult but lock-in we'll 100% pass the Pepsi-Man phase.
Murdered by the verse, revived by the chorus.
make sure you mitigate his kong buster! also at 5 seconds before his coconut gun goes off you gotta use kong lb3!
Rips like these make me wish we could know who the ripper was.
I'd imagine it's the same guy who did the rap god rip a while back
It's a bit of a shame siivagunner doesn't just drop the act and actually credit the people who make these in the description.
it's a good thing that this will most likely end up on an album!
@@SilverwingedBatWhat act? Are you stupid?
@@SilverwingedBat they do when they put out an album of rips to download
more understandable than the vanilla song lmao this is fucking fire
The chorus is amazing
THE SENTENCE MIXING ON THIS IS SO GOOD WTF
Great seeing more DK Rap sentence mixing around for stuff such as this
SONIC BOOM
The joke is that I’m certain a Skull Island: Rise of Kong rip is gonna release today.
DK SPITTING SOME HEAT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This might be the most misleading video title ever made and I love it so much.
they literally put a dk rap reference in the new patch and I'm choosing to blame this for it
wait actually lmao? where :o
@@pokemonpasta the description for the rumpless chicken item for the new food
"It has no rump. It has some grace. This chicken has a gamy taste."
Stand up for Tuliyollal's national anthem
A Coconut Gun better suits a Kong
Cool kongs respect stillness
He can handstand when he needs to
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and stretch his arms out, just for you
Closest thing to a true masterpiece I've ever seen.
3 MORE DAYS Y'ALL
Lanky you have GOT to stop blowing your 2 minute buffs right before the downtime mechanic
He has no parse
he has no grace
this kong's burst is in a funny place
The song that plays when you play unsynced with a party of only Monks vs. Alexander.
Just in time to put on blast for patch days
The Epic of Kong (Ultimate)
Every time we get an FFXIV rip a sin eater weeps
time to send this to 8bit drummer XD
And he received it.
This is INCREDIBLE
"How could this possibly be monky related"
"Oh, oh no"
This is art.
Based, kino even
Primo if I must add
Actually a masterpiece.
YO, DONKTEA KONG?
DK RISE
I can't explain it very well but this is the Rise of DK 64
Love it!
this is fire
oh my god
You have to get to Heavensward before you can play as AST, MCH, or DK
RISE WITH ME
So would Diddy be the Son, Donkey be the Father, and Cranky be the Maker?
why are we reuploading this in twenty twenty foouuu-----OH GOD
Rap with me, rap with me, rap with me, DK!
Perform for you, perform for you, perform for you, DK!
Bigger, faster, stronger too, DONKEY KONG!
damnit i was really hoping for the time stop to be in this one
This coconut gun got sick flow, yo
PERFECT SWEEP
PERFECT SWEEP
FINALLY A RISE RIP
Ah yes, I remember the Opo Opo beast tribe summoned their Primal
Can't wait for Kongtrail on friday
The joke is that Machinist was in its best state in Heavensward
But no coconut gun
That is a pretty good joke
Wiping to Donkey Kong Prime seems to be very likely in Normal Raid Roulette, remember to LB3 at 4 seconds tanks
What a banger.
i so approve of this high effort shitpost
A TO THE L TO THE E X ANDER
In which the Kremlings summon their Primal, Sobek that the Kong of Light has to take on.
this is so crazy
DK stands for "Dragoon Killed"
This is a monke takeover….AND THERES BEEN NO BLOONS RIPS?! Somebody needs to fix that
Good news
@@joshuablaster1540my prayers were answered. We got not one, but TWO Bloons rips.
A friend sent me this. They are no longer my friend.
EDIT (1 day later): .... You put an earworm in this. Didn't you? I keep having to listen to every hour or so.
OH LET"S GO
D to the K to the Donkey Kong (Pulse Remix) when?
A smile better suits a kong
Chunky didn't want his solidarity bros to be lonely, so he took his defamation north to hang out.
This pairs well with the mod that gives PA a Dong
D TO THE K TO THE DONKEY KONG, KONG'S GONNA FIRE HIS COCONUT GUN
FFXIV MENTION RAAAAAAAAH!!!!
D TO THE K TO DONKEY KONG KONG'S GONNA FIRE HIS COCONUT GUN
Punishing Coconut
IF YOU STACK UP IT'S GONNA HURT
D to the K to the Donkey Kong
Kong's gonna fire his Coconut Gun
oh wait this is announcing the next phys ranged I get it now
this is crazy.
Not Even a LB3 Tank could shield me from this
Who let bro cook? And can we let him keep cooking?
Ordained Motion
I need to hear this as the PULSE remix
... Silva...
holy fuck