He needs to have a character named Linda in one of his sketches and he should do a sketch where he shows Linda doin what he shouts at her to do went his filming videos
Literally why I only have 2 friends because they’re the only women I know that don’t back bite and women that don’t back bite you can trust them more than those who do of course 😩😩💗
Man, i remember these two characters on vine. i legit think daz is one of the only ones who returned from vine and over to youtube who is legit good at what he's doing (in my opinion)
He Is so good at skits!! HE SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE A MOIVE!!!! I'd choose to pay and see that over my Netflix bill, and thats saying something I'm rewatching parks and rec AND the office.
This is really giving me the same energy as Daz' old vines with those woman at the wedding like "I would take her photo..." "But?" "I didn't bring my wide angled lens." Fantastic as always Daz😂❤️
that part was kinda creepy and kinda hilarious i thought he wa gonna kidnapp barbara for a second there or he was just listening to the conversation xD
HAHA- I ACTUALLY CALLED A KID IN MY CLASS A FAT BITCH- THEN MY TEACHER AKSED WHAT I SIAD AND ALL I SAID WAS “ I called her a fat bitch “ THEN EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING AND I WAS ONLY IN 4 TH GRADEEEE
3:42 Mate, that hairdo though~ Also, I feel this guy has so much potential in media and films, producer at least if not actor, though his acting is quite impressive!
"- Is what Jesus said to his haters"
I'm crying rn xD
Wizzlez I said that at my mums wedding
Same
@@Maximusraderzz lol
Same 😂
Same honestly.
*"There's an asteroid in a dress coming straight at me."*
Best line ever, I have to admit I woke the whole household up laughing.
I kept reading this over and over again and it just makes me laugh😂😂😂
😂
Ahahahahaha
@@random_person8802 same!
Lmao
"Well he practically hasn't looked at me in years"
*stares intensely*
Best name ever
Lol I lost it 😂
I read that as it got to that part-
Dem eyes do
The face he was making made me laugh so hard
“I thought Amazon prime dropped off a couch and he was tryna move it”
“That was the red paint she scraped off the TITANIC when she f***king hits it” lol I’m dying🤣lmao
LOL
@@unknowngamer_girl1017 the part of the video started playing WHILE i read this!!!
I was the 700th like
@@matt10727 good for you
Beast 207 lol
“it was like they where trying to saran wrap feckin play dough”
*dead*
"When she crashed into the Titanic" 😂😂😂
I fucking died in laughter bro 😂😂😂😂😂
It looks like he was trying to move a fucking refrigerator
Daz: I need to rent out this church for an hour or two
Church owner: mk. And what for?
Daz: it's complicated
lol
"uh... A wedding! Don't worry- we have a minister already! No need to bother yourself with sowing up" *please don't show up please don't show up*
@@reee8877 *shows up* "what the fuhh-"
is the church owner Mr Mackey from south park??
you can flim in church's if no one is using them you don't have to talk to the owner
“Omg there’s an astroid in a dress coming straight at me!” 🤣🤣
Did you see those red shoes she was wearing?
No it was the red paint she scraped off the titanic WHEN SHE FREAKING HIT IT!
Lol I hear Daz regular voice saying this and it's still funny. Lol
I find it fascinating that he has eavesdropped on so many conversations, that he can write one so realistically.
girls really say stuff like that? dude thats disgusting
....I must listen in on people more to get this good with my dialogue......
@@peachiispalace I'm a girl and 8ve never heard this convo...lol
He needs to have a character named Linda in one of his sketches and he should do a sketch where he shows Linda doin what he shouts at her to do went his filming videos
Yessss
But we aren't allowed to know who she is
I’m late but NOOOO it will ruin Linda for us completely 😩😩
That would just ruin the joke smh
nah man Linda is better as a mystery
I can literally watch a whole movie with Daz acting all of the characters.
I need that in my life :P
AGREED! lol
Yes
Split 2?
we most definitely need that
The next characters he should make a movie on:
Becky (The Girl With A Crush On Her Teacher)
Happy Cloud
LINDA!!!!
I think he should make a parody of a disney movie!
Or he could do rise of the vampire part four!?!!
YASSSS
DAMN VINE
YASSSSS
He’s so good at acting though! Funny wigs and voices aside I could actually picture him like in movies
He actually was in afew movies bro he made a video about what movies he had been in
AND HIS VOICE!!! I COULD LISTEN TO HIM FOR HOURS!!
Agreed!
I would say more like tv shows? Daz needs a tv show where he could showcase amazing skits like these!
Funny that is.....
The two girls when the bride is there:OMG you look like Cinderella.
When she leaves:before the bibbity bobbity boo
Literally why I only have 2 friends because they’re the only women I know that don’t back bite and women that don’t back bite you can trust them more than those who do of course 😩😩💗
I see that Jessie refrence 😏
What can I say? I’m not surprised! Daz always comes out with fantastic skits, and I could not laugh any harder with this one.
I can't with how fake they were being when she showed up ,😂🤣😂🤣😂
Its literally me like I'm proud to be a fake b-
@@besties5312 that's not a good thing at all..
@@cheeselover4351 when it comes to talking to an ex or a complete asshole it comes in handy
You can’t? You can’t, I’m a Pathological Liar?
I'm a Pathological Liar.
“Yeah and you’re marrying her so.....”
Idk why that made me laugh so much 😂
Same tho 😭😭
me too😭
The fact that she wasn’t even overweight herself killed me 😂
3:44
'I thought Amazon prime dropped of a couch, and he was tryna move it!' 😂😂 omg I love this so much!!!
He plays really good in female roles and I dont even know how XD
I think it's becasue we call all relate to how daz acts as women, it's funny and RELATABLE, plus it's DAZ,
what's not to like?!!
Wut
Oh yeah yeah
Niamh Mclarnon unless if he’s...
666th like
I'm DEAD LMAOOOOOOOOOO! I love your skits so much
“ oh please. He probably hasn’t even looked at me in-“ INTENSE STARE “Years...” OH MY GAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
'i hope she doesn't fall asleep on the beach'
...
'because they will think she's a beached whale and try to push her back in'
Lilly Smith 😂 I was dead when daz said that
OMG that part had me dying 😂
SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS
MY RIBS HURTTTT “OMG THERES AN ASTEROID IN A DRESS COMING AT ME” 😂😂😂😂😂
As I was reading this this part was playing at the same time sksksks im shookk😂😂😂
1:06 that is so awkward but it makes it worse when I realise they are both men.
Straight men.
Queen Of Awkwardness They’re really good friends I’m sure it isn’t awkward for them😂
They do that in france
They do that in some countries though
It took a minute for you to notice?
They are just acting lol it ain't that deep
Daz is the greatest for multiple reasons; One: He can pull off any outfit and still look FaBuLoUs.
Part 2 please
He puts so much effort and is so underrated how?
He’s not underrated he’s not even underknown and btw What the hell is your name “123 456” tf
6:48 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I wanna see bloopers, there must've been parts where they lost it. 😂
Yesss
The funny part is that the bride wasn’t even fat 🥺😂
But just imagine if they got an overweight woman to play the bride and for most of the video Daz is talking to himself about how fat she is lmao--
Lols
I was thinking the same i thought that she was actually really pretty
She was really pretty I agree. Also I love how all 3 of you commented at the prime time... 3 months, 3 weeks, 3 days.
I'm ur 300th like
I was litterly crying cause I was laughing so much ....lmaoo ! 😅😅😅😅
Thnx so much for the 👍 Daz 💕
'Literally'
Aaaaaaa, actually deceased where can I get myself a Barbara🤣🤣❤
Man, i remember these two characters on vine. i legit think daz is one of the only ones who returned from vine and over to youtube who is legit good at what he's doing (in my opinion)
Covid has me watching Daz's sketches all over again.
This was Harry’s ex at the royal wedding
Paris Just Paris ew
One Massive Mistake ew?
One Massive Mistake ew?
One Massive Mistake ew?
Why the hell is everyone saying ew
When Daz posts it's Christmas, whether you like it or not.
21 fandoms damn I wish it could be Christmas everyday
Ikr
MAKE. 👏 A. 👏 FILM. 👏 PLEASE. 👏
TAZZ 7zz you should've put another clan in front of "MAKE"
Square Stake do u mean clap 😂
He Is so good at skits!! HE SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE A MOIVE!!!! I'd choose to pay and see that over my Netflix bill, and thats saying something I'm rewatching parks and rec AND the office.
Why do girls keep clapping at me when they talk?
@@patriciabateman21 Should I respond like, 🙏I'm really 🙆 really🙏 sorry🙆
I low key forget that daz is mostly talking to himself
Ikr
He’s that good
Ngl these jokes are fantastic! My stomach aches 😂
Haha this is perfect. It’s kinda worrying how accurate he got it..Daz how many conversations do you listen in on in order to make this? 😂😂
IT'S TOO ACCURATE,
21 Phandoms! At the disco love your username
girls talk like this? thats terrible
Sarah White that’s exactly why I soley hang out with guys lmaoooo.
@@peachiispalace not all, just girls who are bitter,
That's probably what my friends are gonna do at my wedding if I ever get married. Lol
Tbh me and my friends would do this at each others weddings XD
True but it's not like we wouldn't be doing the same at our friends wedding! 😂
Don't get married then.
Lol
Omg yes xd
2:56 when ur friend tells a joke right before a funeral and you can’t stop thinking about it for the next 3 hours
Hahaha lmfao Hahaha
Relatable
ugh i relate every day
*cracks up at concert at wrong moment* psh stop
“He practically hasn’t looked at me in years...” *looks over* *eyes throbbing out of head*😂😂
This is really giving me the same energy as Daz' old vines with those woman at the wedding like
"I would take her photo..."
"But?"
"I didn't bring my wide angled lens."
Fantastic as always Daz😂❤️
Omg i remember that vine.........it was hilarious
“What you doing?” “Just taking a photo for Instagram”. “What’s the caption?” “Fat bitch” 😂😂😂
I fucking loved those ones.
Abbey Swaine Daz’s not Daz’ it doesn’t end with an ‘S’
Daniel Mitchell I know but by saying Daz owns the vines you would put an 's' at the end like saying "the prime ministers' speech"
"You look amazing."
Don't lie to her.
@@sian186 exactly, BEAST
The fake compliments that the two girls gave Sara to her face were so nice. When I got married, my 7 y/o sister told me I looked like a cupcake.
😂 that’s priceless
Daz:when they were dancing it was like they were trying to move a refrigerator.
Me: 😂😂😂😂
Rip me 😂😂😂😂
I was sent on my death bed 💀
BARBRA!!!
He protecc
He attac
But most importantly
He Daz Black
daz blacc
he Barbra Black 👁👅🥺
@dumb girl with a dumb life wait whoops wrong emoji
👁👅👁’ whooPs
He protecc
He attack
But most importantly
He eat snacc
WE NEED A MOVIE ABOUT LINDA!
Were low on disk space tho
OMG YEEEESSSS AKAHVEUSKBNQIH
LINDA!
The way Paulo was looking at Barbara KILLED me.
“ oh please practically hasn’t looked at me in year-“
paulo: 😳
addy son years 0.0
that part was kinda creepy and kinda hilarious i thought he wa gonna kidnapp barbara for a second there or he was just listening to the conversation xD
I just showed my mum this and were crying of laughter I love you so much man😂😂😂😂
I cant belive how one human can be so amazeing my mind is limited to this awesomnes wow
Omg 320 likes what happend and daz harted it wow thank you so much and Daz you are just a legend god bles Daz
No one:
Not a single soul:
Me and my bestie talking about people we hate in class:
That’s exactly what me and my best friend and friends do 😂😂😂😂😂
Same
Oh Please That's Basically Me Alone To Every Student At My Class
Thats what me and my best friend do
HAHA- I ACTUALLY CALLED A KID IN MY CLASS A FAT BITCH- THEN MY TEACHER AKSED WHAT I SIAD AND ALL I SAID WAS “ I called her a fat bitch “ THEN EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING AND I WAS ONLY IN 4 TH GRADEEEE
*the dislikes are the women who know they do this at weddings*
Ella xox lol I love this 😂😂
Tbh so true
That's why i disliked it lol...jk
Im not a girl im not that age were i should be talking to grown women and stuff so yeh
Soph xox why do so many people have your profile picture
🤣🤣🤣
I'm actually dying 😂😂😂😂
one of the best sketches I have ever seen out of your it makes me think of your old vines
same
7:15 has been the highlight of my day 😂
LittleMixAreLife 4Real sammmmmmeeeee
Haha Daz's scriptwriting is really improving😂 Some killer lines in there
When your friend makes a burn but it's disrespectful, but you find it hilarious 3:33
And your parents are right behind you
Girl 1: He's looking at you, ah?
Girl 2: Oh please, he hasn't looked at me in yea-
Me: He's on crack. He's on crack. He's definitely on crack.
Ooohh 69 likes I can't like it øø sorry
Well now you can *F*
tHIS MADE IT FUNNIER HAHAHAH
Lmao 😂
Why is this the best thing I have ever seen with my eyes I want this as a Netflix series
It’s nice that church let you film this at there and production quality is better good job daz
Lmao 😂 I’ve never laughed so much in my life ..help I need oxygen 👏👏haha thanks for the likes 😆
Casey C *gives oxygen*
Casey C I think we all do 😂😂😂
You too could give £82 a week so this person can get some oxygen
@@Senia312 no just no 😂😂I need oxygen looking ass 🤣
You didn't just got oxygen
BUT A HEART FROM DAZ
ERMAHGAWD
I keep laughing so loud my family is telling me to shut up
But they just don't understand how funny Daz is
Safe Place For Weirdos that happens to me every time I watch daz lol
@@yaya.-.5591 lmao
Wait, didn’t you and Powlo have a thing once, he’s lookin’ at ya
Oh please, he practically hasn’t looked at me in yea-
“*Staring intensifies*”
That was the best bit!
“Powlo” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You will *kill* me with these one day, they're hilarious!
I couldn't stop laughing! My sister came in and tried comforting me because I was crying xD
Marriage: The *DAZ* zling Wedding
Coming in 2019, in cinemas, starring Daz, that one ex, that one bride, Daz, and everyone’s favorite:
*DAZ*
I think you forgot Daz
Out in theaters now: *Dazmine Black and her friend at a wedding*
I wish
@@shaylaballoon9409 yeah..
The Titanic comment has got me crying!! lol
I haven’t heard insults this good in so long 😂😂 I love your videos so much Daz!! 💛😂
Make.👏🏻a movie.👏🏻please.👏🏻
😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
Olivia Beatham OMG YESSS. I would watch it 193838928 times!!
The likes are at 666, I won’t ruin it
Yeessss
He is in movies
After watching lockdown kings I don't know what to say to this Comment😂
Old vine
Daz: doesn’t she look lovely
Daz: yeah she does
Takes photo
Daz: I’m just gonna post this
Daz:what’s the caption
Daz: fat bit*h
Legend has it, there has never been a skit so realistic. Guess we'll just have to wait and see what comes next.
My two split personalities talking about me
Trash Can yasss
Saaaame 😂
Sameeee🤣
Rip 🪦 lol 😂
2:44 *OMG I CANT BREATHE SOMEONE GET MY INHALER* 😂😂
I GOTCHU FAM
My stomach hurt so bad from laughing the whole time 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
*I think we all have a bit of Barbara in us*
Am I the only one wondering how he got to rent this place or something ? 😆
I love daz 💜
Exactly what I thought at the beginning 😂😂
DeDums YT if you saw his insta you would know
Random boy 366 oh ok thanks
No, me 2
Churches are free for entry... He would of just popped in im sure
Hilarious reminds me of a little Britain
Thank you daz love ur videos hilarious
This was not like little Britain, this was better 😂 I get what you mean though
Holy crap yesssss, but...it’s even better
Everyone: Daz make a movie
Couple years later: Daz actually makes a movie.
Wait-
What movie??
@@alexsei3684 hes been in a few and currently making a game with some people
@@levithanboi4184 that's nice
starring only Daz as he plays all the characters
Im sorry but Daz you need your own sketch shows on tv
I am meant to be doing homework
*i regret nothing*
GIRLPOWER ALWAYS *-* arrrmmyyy
Jeon Izzy
Mwahahaha we are everywhere🤣💖💜✌🏼
Relate
GIRLPOWER ALWAYS *-* but yeah we are 💜💜💜😂😂
ARMY
I think the bride is the actor form the found footage film daz filmed
when they where dancing it was like he was trying to move a refrigerator 🤣🤣 omg I'm WHEEZING 😂😂
LMFAO!!!!!! I’m dead!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 please make a part 2!!
G1: She Looks Great !
G2: Should We Take A Picture ?
G1: I Would...
G2: But ?
G1: I Didn't Bring My Wide Angle Lense
this is hilarious omg I love you so much
Daz is such a good actor I literally can't lol.
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen😂😂😂 Love you and your acting Daz!!❤️
Twenty One Pilots, fren.
I wanna go to bora bora but im pora pora
😂
original.
Give us more-a more-a
More like boring boring 😂
Please more this is comedic gold
7:14 was that a burp before the "oh, fuck off!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've watched this so many times I love it
Haha yeah I love dat too 🤣🤣🤣
@@John_Pork_UwU 😂😂😂 awesome
3:42
Mate, that hairdo though~
Also, I feel this guy has so much potential in media and films, producer at least if not actor, though his acting is quite impressive!
JakulaithWolff it’s at 69 likes. Just know I’m mentally liking it
She cursed their wedding. They're done for.
5:47 and 5:56 best rroastts eever
caelebsxcables x I literally died at that part
Agreed
HAHSJSKSMD
I can’t believe he made a 8 minute video switching between two girls at a wedding 😂