I can sink myself to the bottom of a pool and just shut my body down. I have scared at least half of my friends by doing that. what makes it better is that I can barely swim
As a person who has almost drowned from swimming lessons this really makes me feel safe And also k this is the best thing to wake up to especially after me just sobbing my eyes out last night about feeling pathetic so I really want to thank you k you are so amazing and one of the reasons I keep going I wish you all a great Easter weekend!!! Thank you all for the kind replys! I wish all that are going through what I feel for better days stay strong even when its hard because I know it surely is! And I cannot thank all the kind replys enough I wish all the best!!
I don't know what you're going through but please don't feel that you are pathetic, you are worth of love no matter the circumstances, stay strong bae 💜💜
“And these bikini bottoms” I quickly thought of SpongeBob but I was confused because when did he mention the show, but then I realized it was ACTUAL bottoms💀
for someone who doesn’t know how to swim and developed a fear in large bodies of water, panics at any thought related to swimming and the ocean, to the point that i cannot sleep for countless nights after the days i had to swim (in the past)- and if ever i did, i would wake up sweating and crying due to nightmares- this is going to be so helpful to me. how come i didn’t think of requesting this? thank you to the recommender, especially k. thank you for making comfort audios for different scenarios. i’m sure it reaches a lot of the listeners who need them the most!
kinda out of topic but, this is exactly why i tried my best to learn how to swim. i'd feel so embarrassed if this happened in public. this is how my anxiety fuels me lmao (and i don't have a K irl to comfort me if this happens, so...)
@@ksbuttcheeks8858 I can with you’r username is so funny 😭 like who the banana splits is ‘K’ why are you his but cheeks? Lamo sounds funny to say it loud.
I literally can't swim and that sinks like a rock, so this was perfect, K. ❤😊 Him: *pushes me in the pool* Me: *sits at the bottom of pool waiting for my rescuer* Him: *rescues me* Also him: oh my gosh.. baby are you ok? Me: *coughs up water* oh yeah I'm okay i love being pushed into a pool by my bf an the fact i couldn't swim *being sarcastic* Him: baby I'm so sorry.. i had no idea Me: your lucky you are cute 😏 it's okay i forgive you. 🌹
K: Let's go swimming~ The waters great~ Me: Fine but we're playing mermaids and taking turns to see who can splash the biggest (its me, itll always be me)
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I tell everyone I know that I cannot swim. I always say, "If you push me in the pool, I will die and come back to haunt your ass."
In one of your QnA you mentioned that you have a lifeguard certificate, right? I remembered that when I saw "rescuing you" and "poolside" and thought "oh, so you can show us your skills in the audio" :D Seriously though, I thought that something would happen to the listener and you'll comfort us, but in the end you turned out to be the one who needed to be comforted too :( But I'm glad that everything was okay in the end - and I'm sure that even if something like that happened, any vacation with you would be nice anyway c: Thank you for another great audio, K, I hope you're taking care and having a good day 💙
K: you can't swim? Me who was seriously on my way to being an olympic swimmer until I was 15 (and decided it +other stuff wasn't right for my mental health): oh yeah never learned for some reason.
I can swim but for the sake of this video I'll pretend that I don't even know that a word like "swim" ever existed in history!! Gosh I love his voice!!!!🥰😘 Is a bf like him too much to ask for😭
“Girl clothes are totally impossible” Tell me about it you should see some dresses and shirts😭 THEY ARE SO CONFUSING ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE 80% STRING AND 20% FABRIC
Thank god!! I’m not wearing that sh!t. My whole clothes is just black and white 💀. But nah! I would get mad way to fast. Like imagine your in a rush and that thing is not doing what is should do. AHHA bye! I would get so mad and cry. 💀
@@ksbuttcheeks8858 same like i went shopping the other day and saw this really nice dress but when I looked at the back it was like a whole jigsaw puzzle it was so complicated😭 like what’s the point??!
@@jaz9891 Omg! I don’t get this at all, lord. Like?? Why are you doing this? I don’t wanna cry and get angry every time, when I wanna wear that dress. 💀
@@ksbuttcheeks8858 no fr like what if I’m in a rush and I get to the place I needed to be and they ask “hey how come you were late?” Imagine responding like “oh I’m sorry I just couldn’t figure out how to lace up my dress”😭 I have patience but not for clothing like that I’d cry
@@jaz9891 “oh sorry I just couldn’t figure out how to lace up my dress” HAHAHA PLSSS istg! That’s even a good reason to not wear that. Like I do wanna wear dresses, but I look so weird, haha!! And, I would punch literally the air or anything what near me, cause that would make me hella mad, haha. Man Thats so shitty :’). Imagine someone just wanting something from you, and you be like: STFUUU I CANNOT DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW GO AWAY AND DONT GET ON MY NERVES!! Man, i alrd feel sorry, hahahaha!!
Mmm this audio helps cause I mean I’m an okay swimmer like I know enough not to drown but it’s one of my fears so thank you. It does help and hopefully it helps everyone else who’s not the best just know you can do it and I believe in you, don’t feel bad for not knowing it’s okay!
i used to take alot of swimming classes before when i was a kid because of my mom so i dont have much water-based fears, but im sure as heck ive almost drowned before when i was still a tiny human
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*has my eyes closed, listening*
“why hasn’t she come up yet?”
*opens my eyes quick asf* “BITCH IM DROWNING?!”
🤣
LMAO
😂
😂😂😂
Relatable
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!!”
“i cant swim.”
OMG i remember that😭😭
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂that is so funny
Hahahaha
K:”why isn’t she coming up?!”
Me: pretending to be a mermaid and live out my childhood dreams🧜♀️👁️👄👁️
LMFAOOO SO GOOFY🤭
I can sink myself to the bottom of a pool and just shut my body down. I have scared at least half of my friends by doing that. what makes it better is that I can barely swim
@@lizzylangley450I do that at the deep end porpoisely
Yesss😝😝😝
@@lizzylangley450OMG SAMEE I DO EXACTLY THAT
K: You cant swim?
Me who was a swimmin athlete back in College: I definitely cant 🥺🥺
LMAO THATS MEEE
Same lol
Me too 😭
ME LMAO
Felt that! LMAO!
K: “Why isn’t she coming up?!”
Me who can sink and meditate at the bottom of the pool: “Inner peace”
LOL
Same
THIS COMMENT IS GOLDEN 😭
LMAO
I can do that too :)
LMAOOAOAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING,THE WAY HE PUSHED HER WITHOUT KNOWING THAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM 😭😭😭
RIGHT IM STILL LAUGHING HELP
@@lopsie7479 YEAH,THAT WAS SO FUNNY BRUH
BRUH SAME 😭😭
@@shafshaz9909 BRO LITERALLY KILLED US 💀💀
THANK GOD I AINT ALONE I DIED SO HARD HAHAHAHAHSHSH, I WAS LIKE PLS THE WAY HE EVEN SAID: SHE GONNA HATE ME FOR THIS HAHAHAJAJAJSNZNSNJS
As a person who has almost drowned from swimming lessons this really makes me feel safe
And also k this is the best thing to wake up to especially after me just sobbing my eyes out last night about feeling pathetic so I really want to thank you k you are so amazing and one of the reasons I keep going
I wish you all a great Easter weekend!!!
Thank you all for the kind replys! I wish all that are going through what I feel for better days stay strong even when its hard because I know it surely is!
And I cannot thank all the kind replys enough I wish all the best!!
I don't know what you're going through but please don't feel that you are pathetic, you are worth of love no matter the circumstances, stay strong bae 💜💜
same :] i pray better days will come faster for you!! take careee
I can relate very well with you...hope we both conquer our fears together soon!! 💜
idk what ur going through, but im so sorry u feel that way. ily and im so proud of u. x
God bless you and have a 🌟SPECTACULAR 🌟 day!
K: you can’t swim?
Me who grew up on a tropical island and spent my whole life on the beach: i can’t swim 🥺
Girl same 😭 I can't swim I just drown like a sad fish
@@sethssugar4000 sisssss, we useless without lifeguard K😩😩
The shy emoji is killing me..
BUT DAMN THAT SOUNDS REALLY COOL! x
Fr same here😭
LITERALLY ME
I’m a lifeguard so this would be ridiculous but hey I’m here 😂
Y'all can you imagine K teaching his future little babies how to swim ?? 🥺
Awww 🤧❤️
😫😫🥺
Uff
Wooow 😍so cute💜
AW
i never thought i’d hear someone describe a pool as “delicious” 😂
God I love it though!!!!
@@macherie1275 you wanted me a favor tell me when You’re come over to the
Fr tho like on gosh
**K almost drowns us by accident**
me: AWWW that's cute 🥺
🤣🤣🤣 literally same
Same bro
Just shows that he can absolutely drown me and i'd still love him
@@eva9092 Yas
😂😂
as someone who literally cannot learn how to swim for the life of them, this was very comforting 🥰
Very
same 😭
Yeah it’s nice to be represented 🥰
yuup
Agreed whole heartedly 🥺🥰
“And these bikini bottoms” I quickly thought of SpongeBob but I was confused because when did he mention the show, but then I realized it was ACTUAL bottoms💀
HAHAHAHHHA SAME HAHAHAHAHAB
I WAS LIKE: 🧍🏼 wait, what about SpongeBob now? I don’t get it.
Till my dumbass realized he talked about our bikini💀.
Dear God, is it too much to ask for a boyfriend like this?
Apparently yes 😔🔫
@@AstralOblivion let's do some manifestation💫.
Yeaaaah i'm always praying for the same thing thooooo 😭😭😭😭😭
I agree I want a boyfriend like mr k he’s so sweet and kind always a loving person 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Buy one from Home Depot
*Karaoke almost KILLS us*
me: WHAT IN THE-
*Apologizes*
Also me: aww it’s okay don’t worry I’ll be fine🙂
karaoke ☠️☠️
Karaoke 💀
Not Karaoke 😂😭😭
LMAO KARAOKE 💀💀
PLEASE YOU DID NOT JUST CALL THIS MAN KARAOKE-
When you can actually can swim pretty well but you have to pretend you're drowning for the purpose of this audio:🤔😊-> 😱😥
Him: "you tast like sunscreen"
Me *who is allergic to sunscreen* : then this is where my death bed lays🧍🏽
Wait- how are you allergic to sunscreen?
@@tia9605 bro idek- I break out in hives whenever I use it💀
" do you need mouth to mouth"
Me : yessir
honestly i would drown if it was k giveing me mouth to moth like a million times🤷🏽♀️
5:04
"you can't swim?"
me who can swim really well: "i can't 🥺"
😂
😂
As someone who doesn't know swimming, wants to learn but scared of drowning- this audio feels like tailor made!! Thank you so much K(aniel)!
HIS NAME IS KANIEL?
@@dramaticviky Kaniel sounds so goofy 😭
@@dramaticviky i thought it was kirby??
KANIEL?!?!?!!?
@@jadexbsk6224 Kirby???
"Omg shes gonna kill me for that"
Me: "not if you kill me first-"
HE TRIED TO KILL US, ILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM😭😭😭
ATTEMPTED MURDER OVER HERE
TIME TO SUE
@@e.kirishima2418 LITERALLY
Nothing like your boyfriend accidentally almost drowning you on purpose to get your heart going lol
K: you can't swim?
Me who learned how to swim before I could walk: no I can't 🥺
for someone who doesn’t know how to swim and developed a fear in large bodies of water, panics at any thought related to swimming and the ocean, to the point that i cannot sleep for countless nights after the days i had to swim (in the past)- and if ever i did, i would wake up sweating and crying due to nightmares- this is going to be so helpful to me. how come i didn’t think of requesting this? thank you to the recommender, especially k. thank you for making comfort audios for different scenarios. i’m sure it reaches a lot of the listeners who need them the most!
sounding extra Canadian today, but it’s still so sweet 😌
Ong, I thought I was the only one who noticed~
kinda out of topic but, this is exactly why i tried my best to learn how to swim. i'd feel so embarrassed if this happened in public. this is how my anxiety fuels me lmao (and i don't have a K irl to comfort me if this happens, so...)
Bahahahha same my anxiety fuels me to do half the shit I do. Homework? Don’t want the teacher to write my name on the board.
Okay but K calling us kitten is just- 😭❤️✨
✨It’s like heaven and back✨
@@ksbuttcheeks8858 I can with you’r username is so funny 😭 like who the banana splits is ‘K’ why are you his but cheeks? Lamo sounds funny to say it loud.
“You look extra yummy today”
Me joking around to myself: omg bae sTOP IT, stop
“No I won’t stop”
Me: 👁👄👁 hold on-
Pls this is the scariest moment..
I’m like: Sir, where are the cameras? Where are they? Tell me!!
@@ksbuttcheeks8858 YOUR NAME OMG😭
I literally can't swim and that sinks like a rock, so this was perfect, K. ❤😊
Him: *pushes me in the pool*
Me: *sits at the bottom of pool waiting for my rescuer*
Him: *rescues me*
Also him: oh my gosh.. baby are you ok?
Me: *coughs up water* oh yeah I'm okay i love being pushed into a pool by my bf an the fact i couldn't swim *being sarcastic*
Him: baby I'm so sorry.. i had no idea
Me: your lucky you are cute 😏 it's okay i forgive you. 🌹
"what are you doing? tanning?"
**my dark, black arse lying here pretending that line doesn't exist**
LMAO, same 😅
"I'll just pretend I didn't hear that"
"I am not gonna stop bugging you until you come"
I wasn't innocent here omg
Same 💀💔
Bro same 😭
DUDE, SAME... I WENT LIKE- 💀😳
You’re giving me high expectations for what to expect in a relationship 😭😭😭
the fact that we're doing this in public... i can't-
Bruh I would’ve been so embarrassed 😭
I usually think “kitten” is cringy but when it comes to K saying it I love it 😭
I HATE it😭😭😭
@@amandakeys7092 kakakakakak
@@amandakeys7092 LMFAOOOO
K: Let's go swimming~ The waters great~
Me: Fine but we're playing mermaids and taking turns to see who can splash the biggest (its me, itll always be me)
Fr
Why do I always fall in love and feel safer with the faceless content creators 😃👍
Lovely video btw!!
Akakakka, pls stop! I’m asking this myself too. LIKE PLS JESUS STOP IT JAJAJSJSNS
1:38 in the words of nicki minjaj: "looks like im going for a swim"
Him :“ If you swallow water it can get into your lungs”
Me: 💀 “omg really I never knew thank you for the life changing information “
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I tell everyone I know that I cannot swim. I always say, "If you push me in the pool, I will die and come back to haunt your ass."
Going on a trip with K must be the best thing ever :)
Is it just me or I’m addicted to his audios. I feel depressed without them~ I look forward to his videos every night
I actually can’t swim but I was low-key surprised about this video😭
In one of your QnA you mentioned that you have a lifeguard certificate, right? I remembered that when I saw "rescuing you" and "poolside" and thought "oh, so you can show us your skills in the audio" :D
Seriously though, I thought that something would happen to the listener and you'll comfort us, but in the end you turned out to be the one who needed to be comforted too :( But I'm glad that everything was okay in the end - and I'm sure that even if something like that happened, any vacation with you would be nice anyway c: Thank you for another great audio, K, I hope you're taking care and having a good day 💙
Aye, I like your username.😏 I see you're also a person of taste.
@@R.Anonymous Thank you! I like your username too :D
As someone who has a fear of drowning and is too afraid to learn how to swim this was really sweet 🥺
I like the audios where it kind of feels like a story! This audio was great and I could really visualize the situation! K never fails to amaze me! 💖
0:02 "Your mom" me right off the bat
Him: What a trip, first we lost our luggage, now this
Me: We lost our WhAt??
As someone who don't know how to swim, I really appreciate this K
As someone with thalassophobia (i'm just so afraid of deep waters i can barely bath) i'm just gonna pretend i'm willing to go in the pool
I can swim, but I am so scared of drowning that i always forget how to actually stay above the water whenever someone pushes me into water XD
I actually can’t swim and it’s one of my biggest insecurities/fears and this really helped!
the fact that I genuinely can’t swim…
today’s audio is meant to be 😩🙈
*me, a great swimmer*
k: "you can't swim?"
me: oh yeah i suck
I’m just casually on a swim team but I don’t know how to swim 😔
*Casually forgets how to swim*
"are u allergic to peanuts and i dont know"
me: "well actualy i am"
I feel like I just listened to the ✨Disney✨ version of what happened the last time you threw us in the pool….😉😇 Have a great weekend! 🥰🥰🥰
Lmfao
Patreon?
Disney version 💀
“hey baby r u okay, calm down calm down i got u”
u def didnt get me when u pushed me into the WATER.
😭😭
I can barely swim half a pool length, and I could definitely drown in 5 sec. This might be the most accurate audio you've ever done, K. 😅😅
Was busy these past few days 😣 But finally, I got to listen to this after a looooong day.
“Tanning” 🧍🏾♀️🧍🏾♀️🧍🏾♀️🧍🏾♀️
been on the swim team for like 6 years but LOL YES I WILL BE RESCUSED
It's okay. My sense is he may be open to some water activities if date can swim (at least that's how it goes down in my mind).
"No, don’t go back to tanning”
*laughs in black*
Wonderfully done. I love how apologetic you are in the audio. You are amazing.
i’ve heard so much hype about this channel and wow . they weren’t wrong . ur voice is really adorable 🫶🏻🎀
K: you can't swim?
Me who was seriously on my way to being an olympic swimmer until I was 15 (and decided it +other stuff wasn't right for my mental health): oh yeah never learned for some reason.
a part 2 idea:
k teaches us how to swim :-)
I can swim but for the sake of this video I'll pretend that I don't even know that a word like "swim" ever existed in history!!
Gosh I love his voice!!!!🥰😘
Is a bf like him too much to ask for😭
K:do you need an ambulance?
Me: No no, I think I'm good
K:do you need mouth to mouth?
Me: well....
my tummy after swallowing that much water 🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻
K: you can't swim?
Me who can stay all day in water: No😞
this reminded me of one time when my brother pushed me in the pool when we were young and i could have died if my uncle didn’t help me lmaooaoao
"you can't swim?"
*Me swimming almost my whole life*
Me: surprise shawty 🤗
K: If you swallow a lot of water it can get into your lungs
me:damn my crappy lings don't even need the water to get into them to die
Me…. Imagines I can’t swim…..also me…… remembers I actually can’t 😂
Same 😂
“Girl clothes are totally impossible”
Tell me about it you should see some dresses and shirts😭 THEY ARE SO CONFUSING ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE 80% STRING AND 20% FABRIC
Thank god!! I’m not wearing that sh!t. My whole clothes is just black and white 💀. But nah! I would get mad way to fast. Like imagine your in a rush and that thing is not doing what is should do. AHHA bye! I would get so mad and cry. 💀
@@ksbuttcheeks8858 same like i went shopping the other day and saw this really nice dress but when I looked at the back it was like a whole jigsaw puzzle it was so complicated😭 like what’s the point??!
@@jaz9891 Omg! I don’t get this at all, lord.
Like?? Why are you doing this? I don’t wanna cry and get angry every time, when I wanna wear that dress. 💀
@@ksbuttcheeks8858 no fr like what if I’m in a rush and I get to the place I needed to be and they ask “hey how come you were late?” Imagine responding like “oh I’m sorry I just couldn’t figure out how to lace up my dress”😭 I have patience but not for clothing like that I’d cry
@@jaz9891 “oh sorry I just couldn’t figure out how to lace up my dress” HAHAHA PLSSS
istg! That’s even a good reason to not wear that. Like I do wanna wear dresses, but I look so weird, haha!!
And, I would punch literally the air or anything what near me, cause that would make me hella mad, haha. Man Thats so shitty :’). Imagine someone just wanting something from you, and you be like: STFUUU I CANNOT DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW GO AWAY AND DONT GET ON MY NERVES!!
Man, i alrd feel sorry, hahahaha!!
As a person who doesn't know how to swim I loved , my expectations grow more every day to find someone like him
"Sry mic was a bit hot" i think *you're* hot K
DID YOU JUST PUSHED ME IN THE WATER!? 'virtually pushes you into the water'
✨😭Imagine being allergic to peanuts, tree nuts, and some fruit😭✨ this was amazing
Listening to these makes me feel better cuz my own boyfriend isn't even giving me attention,it makes me cry and hurts my heart 😔
i’m sorry this is happening to you :( ! try talking it out with him ! i wish the best 4 u ♥︎
@@carleesayers2390 thanks but I already have tried countless of times
@@ADesolateAngel :( aw hun i'm sorry . i'm not good at advice . i wish u the best of luck though
@@carleesayers2390 it's fine thanks for ur advice 😄
@@ADesolateAngel ofc 🫶🏻🐰
I love how in every video he askes permission to to kiss or hug us. ❤
I love this man more than my family
Me who will not get in the water because I can't swim and I'm terrified of drowning: I like it Picasso 👌
we need an audio where the listener is drunk and thinks that they are pregnant and you go a long with it
Yesss
Him: come here
Me: I’m sorry I didn’t tell you
Him: no don’t apologize
Me: what the- *CUT THE CAMERAS PEOPLE*
Nah, I'm fat, I can't drown, I'll just sit there bobbin' up and down, vibin'.
Mmm this audio helps cause I mean I’m an okay swimmer like I know enough not to drown but it’s one of my fears so thank you. It does help and hopefully it helps everyone else who’s not the best just know you can do it and I believe in you, don’t feel bad for not knowing it’s okay!
**me almost drowning in a pool twice**
the stars have aligned-
I was beginning to think I was the only one who had almost drowned in the past in the community. 😅
Not me pausing the movie i was watching for this ohhhh godddddd ilysm K. I wish you could do a audio that has a "Cold weather"💛
Life guard K in every perspective is exactly what I need.
Keep saving us from damsel in distress situations, our International Boyfriend.
i used to take alot of swimming classes before when i was a kid because of my mom so i dont have much water-based fears, but im sure as heck ive almost drowned before when i was still a tiny human
“why hasn’t she come back up yet?” i’m sorry but just let me drown. i would be so embarrassed 💀
“You taste like sun scream”
Lmao, i don’t use it. It’s not helping me at all.
As someone who's almost drowned two times this is honestly comforting
Tanning~
Me: 🧍🏾♀️
I have been swimming since I was three....but just this one time, I will pretend like I am a total noob😂
This suddenly came up when i searched "bf asmr" i forgot how to swim :3
why am i laughing when he almost killed us 😭