I love woke videogames I go to GayStop at 5AM every time I have a new preorder for a woke videogame and then I call the white clerk a jerry and leave without actually paying
I'm so glad that you're bringing attention to this problem, last night i was playing celeste when madeline came out of the screen and injected me with estrogen while i struggled and begged her not to trans my gender but she said "I am going to give you gender pronounce and communism" and killed me. true story.
Madeline being trans is an afterthought, people didn't call out this game as woke originally. This game was mostly about the loss of meaning associated with modern life and being indulgent with oneself. It took the developer to go in the direction of the "current thing" to look original.
@@azurdetyvia2966Madeline being trans isn't an afterthought you stooge, the character is Madeline Thorston's self insert character cause she originally created the PICO-8 Celeste by herself.
I bought my kids a MarioKart not thinking abt the wokeness. But now they want to ride Mario instead of the cart!!!! What do I do??? (Looking for advice) AITA???
"Boy I sure do hate the wokeness of today! So many video games are political! They should be anti-woke like my favorite games: Metal Gear Solid 3, and Half-Life 2"
I feel ya man, I hate how woke our society has gotten, everyday we haft to wake up from bed it’s so sad I want to sleep forever and never be woke again. 😢
Yea I miss Metal Gear, the way it never touched politics and stayed very far from these "homosexuality" things, like when Volgin grabbed that general's ballsack... we need more straight moments like that in gaming
I miss when games werent woke. That new 5 hour gay sex scene in Legends of Zelda TOTK was too woke for me. I prefer the nonwoke 2 hour gay sex scene from Halo 3
Yeah I feel you... Back in the 2000s, you never heard about "Portuguese", what even is that, but nowadays they are becoming more and more common. Woke culture never stops
Same I remember during 2016-2017, you’ll be watching SJW cringe comps. After that, you will join the alt right pipeline and believe you’ll be part of it for the rest of your life. Just like Scientology. Those were the days.
I'm very impressed overall with this essay, you managed to go 18 whole seconds without saying "straight white man". Really appreciate the effort you're putting in to your content!
it's amazing how little he actually attempted to analyze anything. i was expecting SOMETHING but there really wasn't anything beyond crytyping about the woke mob
The Wokealist Agenda will not stop until everyone celebrates everything by shouting "SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM" and has the Cristiano Ronaldo shirt as an official uniform.
if this is bait than i gotta give it to you, its a banger. but in case this is legit, please just consider not eating up Triple-A garbage and actually finding media you enjoy
@@gavo7911 "I love Celeste! The story is great and the platforming is incredible!" "Hey dude, cool Celeste fact: Madeline is trans and her storyline about accepting herself is partly about that." "I fucking hate Celeste! The story is shit and the platforming is mid!"
“Thanks for speaking ur mind bro, not many people doing that” proceeds to give the most basic, overdone conservative Twitter opinion that’s been said a gorillion times
how were you not convinced by the argument that "video games are woke because a journalist criticized fromsoftware" you must be part of the woke hivemind that has control of all society. game employees should keep their job after implying Islamic people are violent low IQ criminals to own the libs and stand up for the good guys.
Watching this video while gripping my soylent, tears come down my eyes and fall on my spider-man funky pop. The woke mob claims more people as my wife’s boyfriend brings me my hungry man dinner.
I love my woke games from my favorite studios like Nonbinarytendo and Gaystation. I love drinking soylent and watching She-Hulk while I praise Dr Fauci!
"damn you woke-tendo! damn you wokestation!" i say through a gritted scowl and tears streaming down my face as i clutch my copy of Super Mario Bros. 2 for the nes. "things were better back then..."
@um8454 Some form of “woke/wokeness” is said a total of 7 times throughout the video (8 counting the title, 11 counting title and description); the exact phrase “straight while male(s)/man/men” is said 5 times; the word “conservative” is used 7 times. This may be off but still
It was raining yesterday. Thought I’d go for a drive and enjoy the weekend. But what happens within a few minutes? The rain stops and I see a rainbow! The sky itself became woke! You can’t escape the wokeness!
Man if a legendary game like bully or GTASA came out today, these people would cry how woke these games are. I mean CJ's love interest is a psychopath latina woman who's into BDSM. Not to mention all the political messages in it. If GTASA came out today people would spam "DINDU NUFFIN" on twitch chat when they showed its trailer.
I'll never buy woke videogames again. Last month i was half asleep at 3am and heard some glass shattering, so i went and checked what was going on and i found my copy of The last of us Part 2 stabbing my dog with broken glass. With tears in my eyes, i said: "The woke mob can't get away with this anymore" so i grabbed the game by the throat, and before ripping it in two pieces i whispered: "We are out here, we are hidden, waiting to strike. No matter how many of you there are or how much politics you shove down our throat, we are going to take you down and stop this madness. We are... Conservatives". After going through that trauma i decided i needed to relax with some tranquil and non political videogame so i booted up Fallout 4
“COPY OF THE LAST IF US PART 2”🤣🤣🤣🤣IM JUST IMAGINING A LAST OF US 2 CD CASE WALKING AROUND WITH A PIECE OF GLASS LIKE A CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH CHARCTER🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@bubz9632 The woke didn't add women to games, they actually did quite the opposite. They made them masculine and ugly, because they hate feminininty. It's hatred and destruction that really drives wokeness, "caring about gays and women" is just a phony facade.
I also love how hauntingly ignorant this video is to conservatives lying about minorities explicitly with the intent to kill them or take away their rights but "ooh they want to kill straight white men" maybe stop killing people who arent?????
@@soup3583 it's more like the turning the blind eye to their horrors, to not be called racist by their peers. I have seen the woke crowded stand up and defend a fucking murderer and saying its racism that put him there. I have seen vigils for victims of police brutality that got abandoned by the woke because they thought the victim was black and they were white so they left. I have seen the woke actively try and encourage segregation, I have seen and heard people justify incredibly violent and horrorfic crimes and go oh but they were black it was the racist white folk that forced him to do it. The ignorance towards anyone who isn't black is disgusting, constant talks of helping the poor but it's only minorites nevermind the several millions white folk in poverty. I have never seen a woke person stand up for Jews, Arabs or Whites,just blacks. Also viewing the world purely through the lense of racism is bad, ignoring the plights of one race in favour of another also makes you a racist, hypocrite as I never see the woke people condemning black on black violence or black on black crime, expecting the goverment to pay reparations despite only having tax payer money as income so expecting innocent tax payers to have cover reparations costs is really evil, considering how few Americans owned slaves. Actively allowing other countries cultures to be destroyed or replaced because it's a black doing it is that's absolutely vile especially given all the cries of cultural appropriation. But let's not forget the most painful bit, you are a suffering from white hero syndrome, where you believe anyone who isn't "white" needs to be saved by Whites and you live in an echo chamber where you and peers can virtue signal and all pretend your great amazing morally superior people, your comment proves that. Don't forget how you bully and ostracise people within your own community because there opinion wasn't a 100% dead ringer to everyone else's. Take some time to self reflect on yourself and your community and then try and say your a good respectful person
"You enjoyed the theme of wholesome friendship in Stranger Things? Well think again, cause now Will is gay" I fucking died this is so funny no notes keep being stupid
What does that even mean? I mean... what's the implication? That gay people can't have wholesome friendships, because gay means woke and woke is bad therefore not wholesome? Literaly kindergarten-brain xD
It's not about gay characters. The problem is when a work of fiction is altered, gutted and bastardized for the sole purpose of promoting political propaganda or ideals of some militant activists, bullying creators into spreading "the message". It's a grotesque subversion of the creative process and a fraud on the audience.
@@user-eu5ol7mx8y okay, sooo ... you'Re clearly referencing 1982s "First Blood", also known as "Rambo", and it's anti-police message, right? Or is this about Star Treks message about the equality of all genders, races and sexualities as early as the mid 60s? Even fuckin Karate Kid, literally the kids' movie of the 80s about kids being stupid, having fun and from time to time bash each others' head in, mostly for fun had that one scene in it which pat morita was nominated for an oscar for... y'know, the about the fuckin japanese interment camps? If you didn't get the messages you didn't get the movies, well maybe except karate kid, which, again, is a kids' movie. Just because you didn't notice it, possibly due to age, doesn't mean it didn't exist. All of that is to say: Most if not all art ist (arguably) political, at least on some level. There's a reason even nazis collected / destroyed art. Oh, and on your point of fiction being altered: Yeah, I agree, I have no idea why Disney made Zeus in the movie hercules straight and basically a family man, when accoring to greek mythology he was everything but. At least we can agree on the point of queer erasure to serve a straight heteronormative position as a default being bad. On that note. Lincoln might've been bi. Which is not something the straigt agenda wants you to know. Me and my buddy user-eu5ol7mx8y are anti gay-ersaure! Spread the word!!
“It’s all woke! woke! woke! woke!” I scream at my computer having never left the house in fear of encountering the woke radical leftist mob that would murder a pure christian conservative like me for speaking up. I always ask before I consume any sort of media “is this woke? “ or perhaps “Do I have to boycott another piece of media that debases itself for daring to appeal to another audience that isn’t me?” Perhaps these games are ok to exist, a small voice whispers out to me, perhaps these could be good games? I squish that voice, another woke leftist to ignore! But no, no it’s them that are in the echo chambers! Not I! That won’t engage with it and seek out “dying” character archetypes (that still are just as famous alive and well and still exist throughout gaming) I’m the one that’s right! Lmao, genuinely tho good bate if fake!
The irony of screeching about the “woke hivemind” while verbatim parroting the exact same takes as every other reactionary dipshit is just so thick and juicy.
@@jack-mq8de by "attacking" do you mean "saying they were disappointed in a streamer for giving money to a politically active transphobe" or is this more along the "swatting" kind of lines?
Yea I hate it when video games get political and shove woke ideologies down my throat, good thing i have my games like Bioshock, Fallout New Vegas, Bloodborne and the entire Metal Gear Series here by my side
@@meatman585Why do you side with child grooming supporters and the mentally ill? You do realize that bullying someone online just because they have a different (normal) opinion than you... doesn't make you look too good. It makes you look pathetic, and shows who the real losers are.
my favorite part of this is either when you imply that one character being canonized as gay erases the messages previously delivered in the story somehow or when you say wokeness is trying to squash all opposing opinions in your 7 minute rant about how all opinions opposing yours need to be squashed. 8/10 good video
@@edh1970 he doesn’t need to lol, even if he’s paraphrasing it, the conclusion he takes from it is misrepresentative - the quote is essentially saying that triple-A video game protagonists fall into the same character archetype, and that a lack of variety is uninteresting, not that they hate straight white males
@@demonssinglosongs which isnt incorrect in its analysis of vidya games when you give it ten seconds of thought every other game is generic game hero #1040321 - gamma (see the alpha version is the one with the dead parents this one lost his wife to the baddies)
If this isn’t bait I’ll be in awe, like the monotone voice, the recycled opinions… if it’s real, having diversity in a cast even if doesn’t contribute to the story is important, representation is important. You said people scrap the bottom of the barrel looking for things to be offended I find that soooo ironic.
As a minority , no, I can just as well relate to character that isn't like me. A character doesn't need to match my identity or ethnicity for me to relate to them.
Western game developers: Has anybody seen my wokeness? Me with conspiculously woke shaped belly: Hehe no siree no wokeness was seen around here. Certainly none that looked mighty appetizing haha!😅
This video showed up randomly in my feed and I figured it was a gag, especially with sad boy Mario in the thumbnail. I started scrolling the comments as the video began and just kept waiting for the punchline to drop and nope, just reactionary whingeing. I wish I could like an entire comment section without liking the video, cause there’s some really good roasts down here.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Story of UNDERTALE I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my UNDERTALE [Verse 1] I fell through a cave on Mt. Ebott I faced an evil talking flower in a pot Explains the plot, wants me dead, wants me to rot Toriel saves me, takes me to her home And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone Leaves me alone, but I escape and meet some bones [Pre-Chorus] Should I be a pacifist? Or should I use my fists? I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all [Chorus] I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race I’ve got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue [Bridge] I fell from the light Talk? Or should I fight? Monster genocide This my UNDERTALE [Verse 2] I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose Now watch me move, I won’t stop, I’m feelin' rude Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach Chara’s my coach, all these monsters I will poach [Pre-Chorus] Screw being pacifist I think I’ll use my fists I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all [Chorus] I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race I’ve got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue [Bridge] Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news King Asgore wants to collect human souls Seven of them, is his ultimate goal Open the door, to humanity’s realm Start a new war, humans overwhelm [Chorus] I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste I want to wipe out the Monster race I’ve got no patience, got no resolve I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
so true 😔 i used to love videogames, but now that they're woke i can't play them. i have a minority allergy. every time i see or hear a minority anywhere my entire body swells up and i have a seizure 😭
Hello? Is anyone there? Please send help. Please help me. Portugal is here. I saw my entire squad being wiped out about 30 seconds ago. They're pushing the Portugal agenda into every moving thing they see!! Please help. NO NONONONONO ITS HERRE ITS HERE HELP HEEEEELP AAHHHHHH
Lil bro is the kind of guy that will see a pride charm or flag in 1 area out of the 100s that exist in a game and claim the woke agenda is attacking the gaming industry 💀 Even funnier consider the fact in the game Bully you can crossdress and kiss boys Also Will from ST was hinted and foreshadowed on being gay back in Season 1💀
Hey sorry think I missed a memo, what do you mean he's showed signs of the gay? Also, 'foreshadowed'??? Like he got possessed by the gay demon or smthn 💀
@@BB_Promoter It was just simply subtle writing a lot of people missed out on. several dialouges on season 1 people joked about him being queer, a "freak", a guy with uncommon "colorful" hobbies etc. The writers knew what they were doing
@@payt00n Hm did some googling, I can't find any quotes of them that they wrote Will as gay from the very beginning, only talking about Will's sexuality during season 4. The only moment before season 4 I can think of that _could_ be interpreted as Will being confirmed gay was Mike's "It's not my fault you don't like girls!" outburst in season 3. But I always took it as Will trying to remain a kid, wanting to play DnD with his friends and being jealous that his friends would rather hang out with their girlfriends, and Mike calling him out for it.
@@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 Right, I'm the delusional one Despite my years of research regarding generational differences and cultures. And for the record I do advocate for change just not for things as petty as this. But I realize that people like you are difficult to convince I should know. So Thank you for proving my point Sorry for having the guts to be happy during these tough times :)
@@JadenR3373 Lmao comment was deleted. I remember saying how I was happy and him replying. "Bet you you won't be happy with a railspike through your head."
@@GuyI-u7s where in the fuck does it show anything retardlated to portuguese? put a time stamp instead of just spaming retarded, un-related none-sense.
@@Alexbychafa he’s complaining about people giving their opinions when they find something offensive while at the same time making a whole ass video complaining about what he finds offensive lmaooooooo
@@payt00n Ethnic minorities in videogames isnt a problem. The problem is enforced Tokenism, a character is a certain race only to fill a quota or push some kinda hamfisted "message" rather than just happening to be the way they are (plenty of cool characters like Coach, Demo, Sarge, Rochelle, Johnny Gat etc) Its the intent im looking at. its not "HURRR NONWHITES IN MUH VIDYA" (im not a racist dont attempt to call me one)
To be fair, there are snowflakes and cringe on both sides. Like, Hades is one of the most critically aclaimed videogames of recent years, but the moment Hades 2 is revealed to have a female protagonist, people were already screeching and calling it woke. Or more recently, Dragon's Dogma 2 showcase having black characters appearing briefly, and again dozen of posts on steam calling it woke. It feels like the extremes have more in common than they think...
Also when so many people in 2021 keep whining and begging Disney to have lgbt characters. And when they did with strange world and Baymax, people call them woke.
Tbh seeing arguments between leftists & rightists makes my blood boil when i read this comment section If we all won't find peace, we shall face Cybertron's fate
Fr bro I can wholeheartedly agree that us lefties can be annoying asf sometimes, but some of the anti woke ppl literally fold when they see a woman on screen and it's like she didn't even speak yet broski-😭??
OMFG so you're saying the protagonists (and brainwashed antagonist in one case) of these games are WOMEN??! this is so evil it must be the woke mind virus infection again
Reminds me of that fuckin' meme abt conservative gamers 2 genders: male and "woke" 2 races: white and "woke" 2 sexualities: straight and "woke" Like HHHHHG
I mean all non whites get lumped as POC or BIPOC and assummed to think similarly and be diammetric to "whiteness." Similarly everyone always singles out Straight Cis White Males in these articles. And these are implied to be completely alien to the struggles and thinking of every one else who is under their foot.
i love this video bc it shows that you can consume a ton of media and never develop a lick of media literacy. i love that, i think that’s neat. like a dehydrated horse who refuses to drink on principle.
the gaming industry is dominated by cishet men for the very reason that all games patronized to them. now that we as a society are becoming more accepting, people are starting to recognize other demographics as equal. it's only fair to include their unique perspectives to make unique roles and games! :) after all, games are a form of art. art is expression. hopefully this helps gives you some perspective!
"unique roles and games" - but why does this "representation" mainly consist of changing already established characters, or shoehorning cardboard cutouts? Like - you don't see people getting angry at newly introduced good written gay chars, do you? Not when their opener on the battlefield is "my pronouns are they/them", at least...
y'know why they are dominated by cishet men, because that's the majority of the population right? and they're patronizing to those same men, because it's they wanna relate to the common man, aka a cishet man sorry to bust your bubble of delusion but that's just fact
Not only games but almost any type of media or even our own history. It's normal they feel entitled when untill very recently everything was to cather to them and the media that not was otherized (as minorities where dehumanized and woman untill not so long ago too). Any change to this is going to feel to a lot of them like an attack.
@@bbgun9076 you don't see people getting upset with it because it literally doesn't matter 90% of the time who you replace a carbon copy generic white guy with little to no personality with a generic black guy with little to no personality or a generic asian guy with little to no personality. people like playing games with looks similar to theirs, that's just human nature. Getting upset over a company changing out generic blank slate doesn't matter. What REALLY matters is making sure there's at least something for everyone. Because that's how they make the MOST money. This is all these corporations care about 90% of the time, especially the triple A ones. What's so hard about "losing" (lol) a cishet white male protagonist of there's 30 other identical ones pumped out a year?
@@candi_appel because the company can write and make original new black characters, not black wash white characters. considering all cries of white washing and race favouring their first perogative should have to be make new original characters not take already well established characters then race wash them. I would like to see the black panther movie but every character is white including black panther himself. Make a Martin Luther King movie but have him be white.
This has got to be *the* most excellent, top tier satire I have ever watched. Hats off to you fellow human being, for making fun of conservatives in ways that us simple content consumers ever could. Well done!
I was playing pony town the other day and was shocked and appalled at the amount of color diversity and LGBT among the pony players. Its sad that none white with a brown mane. All of them are black or blue or pink for gods sakes, all with pronouns.
Wait wait wait- blue hair… AND pronouns? I’m sorry buddy, but the very sight of blue hair and pronouns has infected you with the woke mind virus. Over the last three months you may have started partaking in some woke activities, but as long as you haven’t started speaking Portuguese there’s still hope 🙏
I had the same thoughts. I once brought my concerns to Gabe Newell's (ceo of video games) attention when I ran into him in a Denny's bathroom. I couldn't even get to the thesis statement of my rehearsed speech before he beat the shit out of me with a metal bat and ripped my lower jaw off. Every attempt at contacting him to continue my point or even ask for my lower jaw back has been met with him ignoring me. The woke mob will not stop until us sensible conservatives are silenced.
Within the comments you will see Gen Z deflecting with corny humor and strawman arguments because they require these psychological defense mechanisms to function online. They can't rely on logic to dismiss contradicting points of view. This is why it's so rare to ever see one debate honestly.
If you start hating a character like Spider-Man, or an entire show/movie franchise, just because a character is gay or woman or anything other than white, you probably weren’t actually a fan.
On one hand, I don't like thinking of myself as a "fan" of anything, because I kinda associate being a "fan" with blindly accepting and fawning over any and everything that comes out of a franchise/publisher/brand/etc. I prefer liking things based upon their own merits and the stuff that I personally enjoy rather than "loyalty" to a name. On the other hand, m'yeah, if the inclusion of non-cishet people of colour ruins an entire franchise for someone, then I'm getting the feeling that they weren't into it because of the lore, world-building, complex characters or plot to begin with, but rather considered the fictional world in question a form of gated community for themselves.
if Spider-Man was gay then I wouldn't watching it because that's not his character at all, just like the Tim Drake comic book which floped by the way and Star fire's "daughter" tbh to me that was a self insert and pretending Star fire daughter and yes she was gay. and making Jon Kent gay was stupidest thing..
Bro is the type of person to say "kids shouldn't learn about sexuality at a young age" then turn around and ask his nephew if he has a crush on the girl he made one millisecond of eye contact with
@@Potato-ot9dl because diversity exists in the real world? Minorities dont just exist irl for a specific reason, so why should diverse characters only be put into media such as games if theres a specific role for them to fill? I don’t see a problem with minorities being put into games just for the sake of it because the groups its representing are real and exist
@@Tequilasunset312 video games arent the real world. I see a problem if it feels disingenuous. Go ahead and consume non-English media. Do you see Bollywood making movies where the main character isnt anything other than Indian? What about Chinese or Korean movies? There's literally no diversity in those movies. Why? Cause they know it feels disingenuous.
This is true, when I booted up the latest Mario game Mario showed up and said "I love they/them gender pronoun blm woke portuguese ideology" and used his Italian lightning to destroy my framed portrait of Ronald Reagan
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I love woke videogames I go to GayStop at 5AM every time I have a new preorder for a woke videogame and then I call the white clerk a jerry and leave without actually paying
Bread
This is so gaysed and wokepilled
based
I do the same. I also salute the LGBTQ+ flag before I leave. And then I go to the abortion clinic to get a new dose of the Woke Mind Virus (TM)
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Wish companies would stop trying to enforce the woke Portugal agenda on my children
Can’t stand the portug*ese
What do you mean by ''Woke Portugal Agenda''
@Chef Gourdini the Portugal flag is among the flags in the thumbnail
Hiii raak :3
omg hi i recognize you from aoty
I'm so glad that you're bringing attention to this problem, last night i was playing celeste when madeline came out of the screen and injected me with estrogen while i struggled and begged her not to trans my gender but she said "I am going to give you gender pronounce and communism" and killed me. true story.
Madeline being trans is an afterthought, people didn't call out this game as woke originally. This game was mostly about the loss of meaning associated with modern life and being indulgent with oneself. It took the developer to go in the direction of the "current thing" to look original.
@@azurdetyvia2966 mad about transpeople, lol
"begged her not to trans my gender" 😭
@jpf97 The game's creator is literally trans.
@@azurdetyvia2966Madeline being trans isn't an afterthought you stooge, the character is Madeline Thorston's self insert character cause she originally created the PICO-8 Celeste by herself.
I bought my kids a MarioKart not thinking abt the wokeness. But now they want to ride Mario instead of the cart!!!! What do I do??? (Looking for advice) AITA???
Improve your grammar so I can actually understand what you're saying for a start.
LMFAO
What grammar mistakes lol@@Superluigi881
@@Superluigi881your’re*
it isnt mariokart, its mariWOKErt
"Boy I sure do hate the wokeness of today! So many video games are political! They should be anti-woke like my favorite games: Metal Gear Solid 3, and Half-Life 2"
Dont forget Bioshock. Peak apolitical gaming
i didn't get any political message from half life 2 though
@@DaveInSnitchel It's pretty clearly a talk about an oppressing government.
@@DaveInSnitchel the combine are very clearly an allegory for dictatorship. The first chapter of HL2 was inspired by 1984
theres a difference between a game having its own politics and shoving in real life politics.
my favorite part of modern video games is when they say "it's wokin time" and woke all over the straight white males
yall r too funny😭😭😭
She wokin on my straight
@@deanmcmichael8843
till i pronoun
Who up theying they them
A man is made from a man and a woman. Everyone has 50% man inside of them. Kinda gay tbh
You’re getting a lot of shit for this take dude. But I agree with you, I’m tired of people forcing Portugal on me.
-Brazil 1822
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie 😅
@@bingus1651As a Brazilian I cackled with this comment lmaooo
the video is correct and heterosexuality is good
@@mrossknenobody said heterosexuality was bad 😭😭😭
I feel ya man, I hate how woke our society has gotten, everyday we haft to wake up from bed it’s so sad I want to sleep forever and never be woke again. 😢
portugal
Wokeness is when I hear the cockadoodledoo and morning sunrise theme music
Fr like I just want to go to sleep😔
@@vedji1857 oh OF COURSE THE WOKE ROOSTER WOULD BE SAYING COCK IN THE MORNING!!! MORE LIKE THE WOKESTER!!! /jk
this is so true. i wish games were apolitical again, like gta or bioshock or metal gear. good times, those were.
Is joke/sarcasm?
Edit: Nvm, just realized.
Yea I miss Metal Gear, the way it never touched politics and stayed very far from these "homosexuality" things, like when Volgin grabbed that general's ballsack... we need more straight moments like that in gaming
@Budgie I'm not sure even a conservative can call bioshock apolitical with a straight face.
@@joelsester4754 i've seen it happen more times then i'd care to admit
I'm so glad we have apolitical games in our pasts to enjoy. Me personally I loved medal of honor, call of duty, and good old bioshock infinite.
i'm glad someone is finally taking a stance against portugal.
Ong bro 😭
Portugal must be stoped
ONG i hate my school talking to me about the “Portugal agenda”
The left can't meme😢😢😢
@@henocksherlock3340
Edgy person isn't funny😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
I miss when games werent woke. That new 5 hour gay sex scene in Legends of Zelda TOTK was too woke for me. I prefer the nonwoke 2 hour gay sex scene from Halo 3
I can't wait for the first 2h sex scene in FFXVI
@@lekntakfs1071 better be a gay sex scene, im tired of these woke women genders invading our christian values
And when does this gay sex scene happen…? asking for a friend… so they can um. skip it… yeah! ‼️
Bro spoilers
the video is correct
Im hiding out in my bunker as we speak. The Portugal wokeness has claimed everyone, including my family. I fear I may be next.
Praying for you 😰😰😰
stay strong we can get through this together
Jesus loves you. Repent and turn away from your sins today 🤗
abra a porta, venha conosco
Não podes escapar, já estamos na tua localização
Yeah I feel you... Back in the 2000s, you never heard about "Portuguese", what even is that, but nowadays they are becoming more and more common. Woke culture never stops
This got me goood
Same I remember during 2016-2017, you’ll be watching SJW cringe comps. After that, you will join the alt right pipeline and believe you’ll be part of it for the rest of your life. Just like Scientology. Those were the days.
I'm very impressed overall with this essay, you managed to go 18 whole seconds without saying "straight white man". Really appreciate the effort you're putting in to your content!
17 seconds*
it's amazing how little he actually attempted to analyze anything. i was expecting SOMETHING but there really wasn't anything beyond crytyping about the woke mob
Lmao
16 seconds actually 🤓
I'm not impressed at all. a gay profile and it's immediate patronising sarcasm. break through your stereotypes! not all of you have to be obnoxious!!
I beg you weirdos to explain what woke means without just saying "minority"
woke means not white or straight
Edit: or male
@@blightLight or cis
@@blightLight thats simply not true lmfao
@@blightLight Nah woke means to wake up, use your brain and escape your delusions. Of course gamers hate that.
Past tense of wake as in waking up
dont you guys hate when the game forces Portugal onto its players💔💔💔💔
Literally It's so stupid! Like, don't put your agenda down our throats!
@@CricketArtz1 Exactly, gamers like us just want to play our games, have our fun, and be left alone!
no i actually like it indeed
The Wokealist Agenda will not stop until everyone celebrates everything by shouting "SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM" and has the Cristiano Ronaldo shirt as an official uniform.
@@CricketArtz1 why are u guys so offended by a guy just not liking or agreeing to your beliefs? swo much for the tolerant and inclusive left lmfao
if this is bait than i gotta give it to you, its a banger. but in case this is legit, please just consider not eating up Triple-A garbage and actually finding media you enjoy
people with your pfp consistently have good takes
fr fr, this is what no indie games does to an mf
@@benwaffleiron Until he plays Celeste and learns Madeline is trans lol
@@benwaffleiron sorry we don’t talk about mid here
@@gavo7911 "I love Celeste! The story is great and the platforming is incredible!"
"Hey dude, cool Celeste fact: Madeline is trans and her storyline about accepting herself is partly about that."
"I fucking hate Celeste! The story is shit and the platforming is mid!"
this is actually fucking hilarious. the comments got me crying laughing this is so funny 😭
“Thanks for speaking ur mind bro, not many people doing that” proceeds to give the most basic, overdone conservative Twitter opinion that’s been said a gorillion times
Nah fr why is this dude complaining when video game devs are just trying to broaden their audience lmaooo😭😭
bro trying to sound like he's making an anime villain monologue crying about stuff like "gay flags in Call of Duty"
how were you not convinced by the argument that "video games are woke because a journalist criticized fromsoftware"
you must be part of the woke hivemind that has control of all society. game employees should keep their job after implying Islamic people are violent low IQ criminals to own the libs and stand up for the good guys.
RIGHT 😭😭
Watching this video while gripping my soylent, tears come down my eyes and fall on my spider-man funky pop. The woke mob claims more people as my wife’s boyfriend brings me my hungry man dinner.
😂
@@disillusionedplayer we are laughing at you bro not with you
@@disillusionedplayer r/woooosh
@@Kyup2002 well aware. The comment was still funny.
@@disillusionedplayer this ratio is also funny
im so sick of my kids being pushed to being Portugal.
To demoralize Palestinians, Israel plays Portugal soccer matches on Palestinian tv’s 24/7. Truly sickening.
@@disillusionedplayer girl what
@@disillusionedplayerwth?
@@disillusionedplayersir this is a wendys
@@disillusionedplayergirl u good?
Ah yes, the two sexualities: Straight and Political
Straight and portugal 💪😤
Straight and *Sinful.*
Exactly straight and mentally unstable
Being straight is normal and being normal is good.
@@mrosskne can you give any actual reason for either of the positions you just stated? Who decides “normal” and why is “normal” “good”?
I love my woke games from my favorite studios like Nonbinarytendo and Gaystation. I love drinking soylent and watching She-Hulk while I praise Dr Fauci!
Dont forget sexbox!
@@lonzoformvp5078 leave some room for the pc (politically correct) gamers!!
@@lonzoformvp5078 it's TransSexBox now, thank you
I threw up reading this
the video is correct and straight people are better than you.
"damn you woke-tendo! damn you wokestation!" i say through a gritted scowl and tears streaming down my face as i clutch my copy of Super Mario Bros. 2 for the nes. "things were better back then..."
Did you intentionally name drop the first game with transgender representation?
@@TazmilyGum yes lmao. this video sucks ass
Lmfao
Supah mario brothas 2 babeeeeeey
@@TazmilyGum Wait what?
i need a number count on how many times he said the phrases "woke" "straight white male" and "conservative"
give me ten minutes
@um8454 Some form of “woke/wokeness” is said a total of 7 times throughout the video (8 counting the title, 11 counting title and description); the exact phrase “straight while male(s)/man/men” is said 5 times; the word “conservative” is used 7 times. This may be off but still
@@louthekidneybeansmemesando95 legend fr🔥🔥
@@louthekidneybeansmemesando95you da mvp 🗣️
take. a shot every time
Woke video games killed my father 😢
woke videogames put my dog in the dishwasher 😿
Lmfao 😂😂
my uncle broke his neck playing doom once
@Hey how are ya It's true. I was there. I was the father
@@siilverREAL It went too hard
i remember when the woke mob came after me. They burned me at the stake and i died
Congrats on the resurrection, bro.
2000 years ago the WOKE Roman Army crucified a man
@@disillusionedplayer LMAO THE COMMENTS ARE FLAMING YOU 🤣. “Woke is bad 🤬🤬🤬”
It's true i was the fire
If only it stuck.
"Because minorities killed my grandma, okay?!"
😭😭
💀
“Just leave me alone….”
HELPP 😭😭
“How did minorities kill your grandma?”
"Some woke punk came into my house at night and beat my puppy to death with a bad dragon toy. I blame woke videogames."
Did he fuck your wife too!?!
Then you became john wick.
@@theplan-m6cit became a john wick soy flavoured dakimakura
I can't believe wokeness burned down my house, ate all my ice cream, and poisoned the water supply.
They did???
@@xandyflare No, but are we just gonna wait around until it does?
@@reform-revolution I SAY, WE TIP SOMETHING OVER!
@@heavy_ang_patay -shoves grandma down the steps
@@reform-revolution NOW WHAT?
It was raining yesterday. Thought I’d go for a drive and enjoy the weekend.
But what happens within a few minutes? The rain stops and I see a rainbow! The sky itself became woke!
You can’t escape the wokeness!
Guh, even the sky came out as gay!
WTF GAY SKY?!
You ruined rainbows like you ruined everything else.
@@Superluigi881 I dunno mam, sucking cock is pretty fun
@@Superluigi881 you’re literally proving their point my guy 💀
Fun Fact: You can kiss other guys in this game, making the protagonist LGBT. It heals you just the same as kissing girls.
Man if a legendary game like bully or GTASA came out today, these people would cry how woke these games are. I mean CJ's love interest is a psychopath latina woman who's into BDSM. Not to mention all the political messages in it. If GTASA came out today people would spam "DINDU NUFFIN" on twitch chat when they showed its trailer.
Start kissing
MAKE AN ARMY!!!
That's not a fun fact.
@@knijncope
@@knijnit is
i'm tired of woke games *shows a flag of portugal*
It's the background selection screen of modern warfare 2, or 3. Your just not that smart enough to understand.
@@E.V.A.N-COProductions omg this reminds me of that one rick and morty copypasta rofl
You can kiss guys in Bully
you can KISS GUYS in bully
Another great one claimed by the woke kaiju :(
@@imbaby5499 Wokezilla: Woke of The Wokesters
heterosexuality is normal and being normal is good
@@mrosskne Bad news for the bully protagonist
I'll never buy woke videogames again. Last month i was half asleep at 3am and heard some glass shattering, so i went and checked what was going on and i found my copy of The last of us Part 2 stabbing my dog with broken glass. With tears in my eyes, i said: "The woke mob can't get away with this anymore" so i grabbed the game by the throat, and before ripping it in two pieces i whispered: "We are out here, we are hidden, waiting to strike. No matter how many of you there are or how much politics you shove down our throat, we are going to take you down and stop this madness. We are... Conservatives". After going through that trauma i decided i needed to relax with some tranquil and non political videogame so i booted up Fallout 4
Im crying fr 😂😂😂
“COPY OF THE LAST IF US PART 2”🤣🤣🤣🤣IM JUST IMAGINING A LAST OF US 2 CD CASE WALKING AROUND WITH A PIECE OF GLASS LIKE A CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH CHARCTER🤣🤣🤣🤣
funny
@@KIKI-ok5nc it was a really fatidic night, thank you for understanding and sharing my pain with me. May you be protected against the woke
everytime i read it , i cry laughing omg
I stopped playing video games when they invented gay people and women
Everything was woke from the beginning, bro. I just saw a poc walk down the street yesterday. 😢
I'm surprised you play them at all. Are you sure the diversity quotas have been reached?
@@user-eu5ol7mx8yare you a real person😧
@@bubz9632 The woke didn't add women to games, they actually did quite the opposite. They made them masculine and ugly, because they hate feminininty.
It's hatred and destruction that really drives wokeness, "caring about gays and women" is just a phony facade.
@@bubz9632hes an android sent from the future
Oh how these comments have aged badly
I liked the part where he said "then the woke mind virus started pronouning everywhere!!!" truly inspirational to young gamers around the world
god I hate it when I get pronouned by the woke virus ..... it leaves a mess and makes me speak proper English
f*ckin cringe and gross we can all agree
the video is correct.
@@mrosskne ok
@@mrossknecorrect deez nuts mike
@@st4t1c-x mad as fuck lol
Ah yes
The pinnacle of "wokeness"
*Portugal*
They invited millions of foreign blacks into their country without an resistance.
Mom, dad, I’m Portuguese 😔
@@captainayaaya28 "I no longer have a son, get out of my house right now"
isnt it run by the left?
@@bareq99 stop being portuphobic
imagine losing your entire enjoyment of a tv show because one of the characters happened to be gay lol
You sjws don't understand anything lol.
Nightshade from Transformers
Like seriously.
Or in the case of Mass Effect, optionally gay.
least sensitive bigot
and these are the same people who claim the left is so sensitive like they don't throw tantrums over stuff like that lmao
It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Portugese
Adam and Jake is better
i am deeply in love with you
no its adam and politicly woke from Portugal
more like portugays
Actually, Steve never ate the fruit of good and evil and thus was never kicked out of the paradise, hence he got his title of "Sinless Steve"
The irony of having Bully as the game in the background is...astounding.
You expect conservatives to be able to understand irony? You’re asking way too much of them.
@@curtisedmonds9933 Weirdos like wokeists needs to be bullied a lot more.
@@WhiteWolf126 You genuinely have downs
@@curtisedmonds9933you know "Bully" is actually a game where you yourself are fighting AGAINST bullies?
Oh the irony in your comment itself.
@@NoahMarcayfighting against bullies and kissing men afterwards yeah sure
Theres like 20 times where this dude says "the woke hivemind hates anyone with conservative views" and im just like "yeah hi im the wokeoid"
I also love how hauntingly ignorant this video is to conservatives lying about minorities explicitly with the intent to kill them or take away their rights but "ooh they want to kill straight white men" maybe stop killing people who arent?????
I am the woke mind virus they fear
The woke creature of darkness (me) (i respect people for what they are which makes me a degenerate)
I'm gonna steal the term wokeoid
@@soup3583 it's more like the turning the blind eye to their horrors, to not be called racist by their peers. I have seen the woke crowded stand up and defend a fucking murderer and saying its racism that put him there. I have seen vigils for victims of police brutality that got abandoned by the woke because they thought the victim was black and they were white so they left. I have seen the woke actively try and encourage segregation, I have seen and heard people justify incredibly violent and horrorfic crimes and go oh but they were black it was the racist white folk that forced him to do it. The ignorance towards anyone who isn't black is disgusting, constant talks of helping the poor but it's only minorites nevermind the several millions white folk in poverty. I have never seen a woke person stand up for Jews, Arabs or Whites,just blacks. Also viewing the world purely through the lense of racism is bad, ignoring the plights of one race in favour of another also makes you a racist, hypocrite as I never see the woke people condemning black on black violence or black on black crime, expecting the goverment to pay reparations despite only having tax payer money as income so expecting innocent tax payers to have cover reparations costs is really evil, considering how few Americans owned slaves. Actively allowing other countries cultures to be destroyed or replaced because it's a black doing it is that's absolutely vile especially given all the cries of cultural appropriation. But let's not forget the most painful bit, you are a suffering from white hero syndrome, where you believe anyone who isn't "white" needs to be saved by Whites and you live in an echo chamber where you and peers can virtue signal and all pretend your great amazing morally superior people, your comment proves that. Don't forget how you bully and ostracise people within your own community because there opinion wasn't a 100% dead ringer to everyone else's. Take some time to self reflect on yourself and your community and then try and say your a good respectful person
"You enjoyed the theme of wholesome friendship in Stranger Things? Well think again, cause now Will is gay"
I fucking died this is so funny
no notes keep being stupid
gay people having friends? literally 1984 smh
What does that even mean? I mean... what's the implication? That gay people can't have wholesome friendships, because gay means woke and woke is bad therefore not wholesome? Literaly kindergarten-brain xD
he's right about everything, dumbfuck
It's not about gay characters. The problem is when a work of fiction is altered, gutted and bastardized for the sole purpose of promoting political propaganda or ideals of some militant activists, bullying creators into spreading "the message".
It's a grotesque subversion of the creative process and a fraud on the audience.
@@user-eu5ol7mx8y okay, sooo ... you'Re clearly referencing 1982s "First Blood", also known as "Rambo", and it's anti-police message, right? Or is this about Star Treks message about the equality of all genders, races and sexualities as early as the mid 60s? Even fuckin Karate Kid, literally the kids' movie of the 80s about kids being stupid, having fun and from time to time bash each others' head in, mostly for fun had that one scene in it which pat morita was nominated for an oscar for... y'know, the about the fuckin japanese interment camps? If you didn't get the messages you didn't get the movies, well maybe except karate kid, which, again, is a kids' movie. Just because you didn't notice it, possibly due to age, doesn't mean it didn't exist.
All of that is to say: Most if not all art ist (arguably) political, at least on some level. There's a reason even nazis collected / destroyed art.
Oh, and on your point of fiction being altered: Yeah, I agree, I have no idea why Disney made Zeus in the movie hercules straight and basically a family man, when accoring to greek mythology he was everything but. At least we can agree on the point of queer erasure to serve a straight heteronormative position as a default being bad.
On that note. Lincoln might've been bi. Which is not something the straigt agenda wants you to know. Me and my buddy user-eu5ol7mx8y are anti gay-ersaure! Spread the word!!
As a Portuguese citizen, I feel offended by this video.
“It’s all woke! woke! woke! woke!” I scream at my computer having never left the house in fear of encountering the woke radical leftist mob
that would murder a pure christian conservative like me for speaking up. I always ask before I consume any sort of media “is this woke? “ or perhaps “Do I have to boycott another piece of media that debases itself for daring to appeal to another audience that isn’t me?” Perhaps these games are ok to exist, a small voice whispers out to me, perhaps these could be good games? I squish that voice, another woke leftist to ignore! But no, no it’s them that are in the echo chambers! Not I! That won’t engage with it and seek out “dying” character archetypes (that still are just as famous alive and well and still exist throughout gaming) I’m the one that’s right! Lmao, genuinely tho good bate if fake!
This killed me 😂
why did I read this in hbomberguy's voice 😂
@@dialupmoderni read it as Cody from SomeMoreNews
shakespeare tier
Left really can't meme. You can't get your point across without typing an essay.
This shit is literally AI generated
genuinely thought it was just some ai shit for a while until i checked the channel LOL
The irony of screeching about the “woke hivemind” while verbatim parroting the exact same takes as every other reactionary dipshit is just so thick and juicy.
more proof even AI can produce better takes than woketards!
like all subscribers of breadtubers & lefite venues🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@henocksherlock3340 I went outside. Once. Too many minorities.
“Most of the woke mob’s victims haven’t been so lucky”
THE WAY I FUCKING WHEEZED BAHAHAHA
They say that like we just carpet-bombed their house
LMAOOOO
Acting like we just murdered their family 💀
Y'all attacked stream's for playing a game. Sorry but he was speaking facts
@@jack-mq8de by "attacking" do you mean "saying they were disappointed in a streamer for giving money to a politically active transphobe" or is this more along the "swatting" kind of lines?
Yea I hate it when video games get political and shove woke ideologies down my throat, good thing i have my games like Bioshock, Fallout New Vegas, Bloodborne and the entire Metal Gear Series here by my side
I would love to see the like to dislike ratio on this video😂
i love those very very apolitical games
Don't forget Final Fantasy VII
@@meatman585Why do you side with child grooming supporters and the mentally ill? You do realize that bullying someone online just because they have a different (normal) opinion than you... doesn't make you look too good. It makes you look pathetic, and shows who the real losers are.
@@meatman585also... I can see the like to dislike ratio... it's not working out too good for you freaks.
my favorite part of this is either when you imply that one character being canonized as gay erases the messages previously delivered in the story somehow or when you say wokeness is trying to squash all opposing opinions in your 7 minute rant about how all opinions opposing yours need to be squashed. 8/10 good video
It’s almost as if I’m not a pluralist and simply think that good ideas should be promoted and bad ones opposed.
@@disillusionedplayer Ratio!
@@disillusionedplayer Can you elaborate on these “good” and “bad” ideas because that sounds extremely subjective
@@disillusionedplayer That's literally the same moral justification behind what you call "evil cancel culture."
@@disillusionedplayer people like you would literally burn women alive for not being submissive
"This author is scraping the bottom of the barrel for something to be offended by"
Oh the irony
He didn't make up the article. It's a real article. So your point is, what, he's at fault for quoting the article?
@@kainedamo his point is is that this TH-cam video is quite literally scraping the bottom of the barrel for something to be offended about
@@kainedamo link the article then tbh. he didnt link it or show an excerpt, how am i to be sure he's not misrepresenting what the articles point is?
@@edh1970 he doesn’t need to lol, even if he’s paraphrasing it, the conclusion he takes from it is misrepresentative - the quote is essentially saying that triple-A video game protagonists fall into the same character archetype, and that a lack of variety is uninteresting, not that they hate straight white males
@@demonssinglosongs which isnt incorrect in its analysis of vidya games when you give it ten seconds of thought
every other game is generic game hero #1040321 - gamma (see the alpha version is the one with the dead parents this one lost his wife to the baddies)
she trans on my gender til i pronoun
🔥🔥🔥
Yuh
Pronouns? 😡😡😡😡😡
if gender, than only pronouns!
I like pronouning on a girls respectables.
Reading this comment section made me realize how right MGS2 was
media illiteracy
i love it when you can see raiden's cute twink ass love that game
I don’t know what MGS2 is though
@@kouko6677 someone's mad
@@aijint how are you 9 months late replying to this
15 seconds in and we got the sephiroth monologue 😭😭😭
15 seconds? Please. I know you didn't make it past 10.
@@Superluigi881 someone finally agrees how unbearable this video is
personally i think gay people are awesome and i like seeing them :D
Same, I think it’s awesome to see gay people in the media!
gay ppl are cool :3
I like when I see a bisexual doing the thing cause it makes feel the related!
Based take
Me too gang
If this isn’t bait I’ll be in awe, like the monotone voice, the recycled opinions… if it’s real, having diversity in a cast even if doesn’t contribute to the story is important, representation is important. You said people scrap the bottom of the barrel looking for things to be offended I find that soooo ironic.
As a minority , no, I can just as well relate to character that isn't like me. A character doesn't need to match my identity or ethnicity for me to relate to them.
@@bnemel5 cool story bro but that doesn't disprove his point it's still important
@@xeno4946 kinda does cause it makes representation pointless.
@@Potato-ot9dl Bob Nemel The Minority does not represent every single member of every single minority group, you dip.
@@Potato-ot9dl one person thinking like that doesn’t mean that all minorities don’t want representation💀
Video games should be the same and never change and creators shouldn't be allowed to make what they want but to pander to what YOU want
@@CraftyArts yes
@@disillusionedplayer learn to code I guess
@@CraftyArtsI think this whole video is just a parody or smth
"You like the theme of wholesome friendship in Stranger Things? Well, think again. Because now Will is gay" omg i'm dying😂
BEST LINE IN THE VIDEO BAR FUCKING NONE
@@kellik7931 is my favorite line ever in all media
This line feels like a satire
will is gay meaning friedship is woke and woke is no so friend gay will politcly portugeese hopefully this clears things up
@@Dustkitty it didn't
ok _inflates you making you big and round_
+ trans rights
Western game developers: Has anybody seen my wokeness?
Me with conspiculously woke shaped belly: Hehe no siree no wokeness was seen around here. Certainly none that looked mighty appetizing haha!😅
no idea mr prezzy! *hic*
@@Geriato conspiculously woke-shaped bear: **bear noises**
👍*impregnates you*
I totally get it, man! I was playing The Last of Us Part II, and then BAM! Few months later, I’m trans. The woke mind virus is inescapable!
Youre just extremely mentally ill lol
Same thing happened to me after I played Celeste. The democraps must be stopped !!
Trans isn't even real. That's a form of body integrity identity disorder which originates in the brain. All the other stuff is legit though.
Your profile picture is DISGUSTING.
there are many such cases that became trans in the last 5 years. If media has no impact how come this keeps happening?
This video showed up randomly in my feed and I figured it was a gag, especially with sad boy Mario in the thumbnail. I started scrolling the comments as the video began and just kept waiting for the punchline to drop and nope, just reactionary whingeing.
I wish I could like an entire comment section without liking the video, cause there’s some really good roasts down here.
they wouldn't be able to make the joker nowadays. they'd have to make "the woker" with his beloved woke catchphrase "I'm the woker baby"
and then he wokes all over the place
The Joker hates Nazis because his gas is rated E for everyone
@@solblackguyBASED??
such a stupid comment
That’s okay, his arch nemesis is “The Batchad” and he defeats the woker by shouting slurs at him.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of UNDERTALE
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my UNDERTALE
[Verse 1]
I fell through a cave on Mt. Ebott
I faced an evil talking flower in a pot
Explains the plot, wants me dead, wants me to rot
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home
And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone
Leaves me alone, but I escape and meet some bones
[Pre-Chorus]
Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all
[Chorus]
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste
I want to wipe out the Monster race
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
[Bridge]
I fell from the light
Talk? Or should I fight?
Monster genocide
This my UNDERTALE
[Verse 2]
I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose
With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose
Now watch me move, I won’t stop, I’m feelin' rude
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach
I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach
Chara’s my coach, all these monsters I will poach
[Pre-Chorus]
Screw being pacifist
I think I’ll use my fists
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all
[Chorus]
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste
I want to wipe out the Monster race
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
[Bridge]
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news
King Asgore wants to collect human souls
Seven of them, is his ultimate goal
Open the door, to humanity’s realm
Start a new war, humans overwhelm
[Chorus]
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste
I want to wipe out the Monster race
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
The only appropriate comment
This song has women in it this making it Portuguese
so true 😔 i used to love videogames, but now that they're woke i can't play them. i have a minority allergy. every time i see or hear a minority anywhere my entire body swells up and i have a seizure 😭
Minority jumpscare (oooooo I’m a minority)
Boo
I’m a minority :3
@@axeldude7051 Nobody cares who or what you are. You are not special or something.
Ooo I'm a minority oooo
Hello? Is anyone there? Please send help. Please help me. Portugal is here. I saw my entire squad being wiped out about 30 seconds ago. They're pushing the Portugal agenda into every moving thing they see!! Please help. NO NONONONONO ITS HERRE ITS HERE HELP HEEEEELP AAHHHHHH
We Brazilians are here
@@SpyDoTF2 INACREDITAVEL!!!! ESPIAO FORTALEZA DOS TIMES 2???
@@tbmoriginal
Sim
I’m a woke gamer and I can’t wait to play Queers of the Kingdom on my Libtendo Switch!
Nah this is the best one I’ve heard yet
Ok, that’s the best one I’ve seen so far
Lil bro is the kind of guy that will see a pride charm or flag in 1 area out of the 100s that exist in a game and claim the woke agenda is attacking the gaming industry 💀
Even funnier consider the fact in the game Bully you can crossdress and kiss boys
Also Will from ST was hinted and foreshadowed on being gay back in Season 1💀
Hey sorry think I missed a memo, what do you mean he's showed signs of the gay? Also, 'foreshadowed'??? Like he got possessed by the gay demon or smthn 💀
@@BB_Promoter It was just simply subtle writing a lot of people missed out on. several dialouges on season 1 people joked about him being queer, a "freak", a guy with uncommon "colorful" hobbies etc.
The writers knew what they were doing
@@axe6268 You don't have to be gay to have homophobic slurs thrown at you, just saying.
@@szeddezs but the brothers themselves confirmed it was intentional. So the dude was complaining over nothing
@@payt00n Hm did some googling, I can't find any quotes of them that they wrote Will as gay from the very beginning, only talking about Will's sexuality during season 4.
The only moment before season 4 I can think of that _could_ be interpreted as Will being confirmed gay was Mike's "It's not my fault you don't like girls!" outburst in season 3. But I always took it as Will trying to remain a kid, wanting to play DnD with his friends and being jealous that his friends would rather hang out with their girlfriends, and Mike calling him out for it.
Huh, I used to be like this hating on everything and everyone
Then I got older
It's not worth it bud, trust me that rabbit hole is hard to live in
@@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
Right, I'm the delusional one
Despite my years of research regarding generational differences and cultures.
And for the record I do advocate for change just not for things as petty as this.
But I realize that people like you are difficult to convince I should know.
So
Thank you for proving my point
Sorry for having the guts to be happy during these tough times :)
@@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943”everything is terrible”, surely it can’t be fun seeing life that way right?
@@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 life is what you make it my friend, i hope someday you’ll abandon this nihilistic outlook on life
@@JadenR3373 Lmao comment was deleted.
I remember saying how I was happy and him replying.
"Bet you you won't be happy with a railspike through your head."
@@NgaMarsters "You don't see life as a burden that's terrible all the time? You should be lobotomized!"- that dude
man, i hate these new woke identities like ... (checks notes) portuguese
portuguese were?
@snowwann273 Portuguese woke
@@GuyI-u7s where in the fuck does it show anything retardlated to portuguese?
put a time stamp instead of just spaming retarded, un-related none-sense.
everyone... i'm coming out as portuguese. i hope you all support me ✊🏳️🌈
im sorry... its too hard to accept you... i cant imagine being portuguese..
At least you aren't French🤢
BOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅 IM PORTUGALPHOBIC 😡😡‼️
As a portuguese, please reconsider your decision
My love only goes so far buddy
dude is so offended he made an entire video essay 😭 biggest hypocrite of all time
They call us snowflakes (conservatives) but they all are so butt-hurt it’s insane 😭
I'm sorry but what is the hypocritical thing?
Literal question, no offense intended, just pure doubt.
@@Alexbychafa he’s complaining about people giving their opinions when they find something offensive while at the same time making a whole ass video complaining about what he finds offensive lmaooooooo
At least he's not harassing, bullying and cancelling people like you scumbags do.
I’m joining the war on the woke mind virus, on the side of the woke mind virus!
Gayesd and wokepilled
Okay child toucher.
Based
Wokeness is when women and black ppl show up in my game
don't forget the gays and transes !!
Reminder.
This video is either masterful bait, or youre proving his point head over shoulder.
@@Cynidecia his point being mintorities in video games is apparently a problem? I dont think this comment proved that at all but pop off
@@payt00n Ethnic minorities in videogames isnt a problem. The problem is enforced Tokenism, a character is a certain race only to fill a quota or push some kinda hamfisted "message" rather than just happening to be the way they are (plenty of cool characters like Coach, Demo, Sarge, Rochelle, Johnny Gat etc) Its the intent im looking at. its not "HURRR NONWHITES IN MUH VIDYA" (im not a racist dont attempt to call me one)
@@Cynidecia You are a coward
Halfway into the video I realised that this isn’t satire
Unfortunately
Poe’s Law. Also, a lot of internet users suck at social cues so you might fall in that camp. I recognized it wasn’t humor immediately.
"I'm not owned I'm not owned!!" I scream as I slowly turn into a corn cob
No way, a dril tweet on youtube
To be fair, there are snowflakes and cringe on both sides. Like, Hades is one of the most critically aclaimed videogames of recent years, but the moment Hades 2 is revealed to have a female protagonist, people were already screeching and calling it woke. Or more recently, Dragon's Dogma 2 showcase having black characters appearing briefly, and again dozen of posts on steam calling it woke.
It feels like the extremes have more in common than they think...
Also when so many people in 2021 keep whining and begging Disney to have lgbt characters. And when they did with strange world and Baymax, people call them woke.
It's more that both sides take turns being the cringe ones every once in a while.
Tbh seeing arguments between leftists & rightists makes my blood boil when i read this comment section
If we all won't find peace, we shall face Cybertron's fate
Fr bro I can wholeheartedly agree that us lefties can be annoying asf sometimes, but some of the anti woke ppl literally fold when they see a woman on screen and it's like she didn't even speak yet broski-😭??
@@theceoofeggmansempire5214It's hard to have peace with the far right when they want to persecute minorities.
this guy would explode if he saw splatoon
seeing Pearl and Marina would litterally fry him
OMFG so you're saying the protagonists (and brainwashed antagonist in one case) of these games are WOMEN??! this is so evil it must be the woke mind virus infection again
oh no women
Real. Just straight up combust.
He would probably combust if he saw any Japanese fighting game💀
Reminds me of that fuckin' meme abt conservative gamers
2 genders: male and "woke"
2 races: white and "woke"
2 sexualities: straight and "woke"
Like HHHHHG
But am black😢
@@MR_ZERO230i think you mean woke
@@jamjar6273 oh shit 2 races white and everything thing else is woke 😂😂
@@MR_ZERO230 now you're getting it
I mean all non whites get lumped as POC or BIPOC and assummed to think similarly and be diammetric to "whiteness."
Similarly everyone always singles out Straight Cis White Males in these articles. And these are implied to be completely alien to the struggles and thinking of every one else who is under their foot.
when the presently dominant voices in my brain start banding together against the woke mind virus (it's joever)
GRAAAAHHH THE WOKENESS!! THE WOKENESS IS MANIFESTING GAHH😫😫
THE WOKENESS ITS TAKING OVER KEISHSUKFKWHSHZHSUSI
I… can’t… contain myself…
I’m… going WOKE!!
Jojo Jojo (epic trumpet solo) jojo
I hate it when people force portugal on me and my children 😕
I played BOTW and saw Link and turned gay NONBINARY-TENDO needs to STOP THEIR WOKE AGENDA. i will be going to GAYSTOP and returning this WOKE GAME
LMFAOOOOOO
Lmao have you played Zelda before? Link has always looked androgen
i love this video bc it shows that you can consume a ton of media and never develop a lick of media literacy.
i love that, i think that’s neat. like a dehydrated horse who refuses to drink on principle.
W comment
Your horse exclusively gets water from your College professor though.
@@Cynidecia Your horse cries itself into a ball and claims it's being oppressed whenever they're reminded gay people exist, though.
@@ZaiketsuKumori Whats your opinion on Jesus Christ?
@@Cynidecia are college professors known for spiking people's drinks?
ooooohhhhhh i'm a scary queer person ooooohhhhh i'm she-hulking your videogames ooooooohhhhhhhh 👻👻👻
IM CRYING
This comment section is way too fucking funny i can't XD
this guy would have an aneurysm if he saw basil from omori
ooooooohhhh its me the woke mind virus ohhhhhh im gonna transgender you ooohhhh
she hulk was trash tbh.
bro is fluent in yappanese 😂😂😂😂
LMAO😂😂😂
UNDERRATED COMMENT 😂
We be yapping our asses of with this one🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
No the gay Zoophile lmao
This feels like a parody
If this is ironic /satire then i gotta give it to ya , its pretty funny
the gaming industry is dominated by cishet men for the very reason that all games patronized to them. now that we as a society are becoming more accepting, people are starting to recognize other demographics as equal. it's only fair to include their unique perspectives to make unique roles and games! :) after all, games are a form of art. art is expression. hopefully this helps gives you some perspective!
"unique roles and games" - but why does this "representation" mainly consist of changing already established characters, or shoehorning cardboard cutouts?
Like - you don't see people getting angry at newly introduced good written gay chars, do you? Not when their opener on the battlefield is "my pronouns are they/them", at least...
y'know why they are dominated by cishet men, because that's the majority of the population right? and they're patronizing to those same men, because it's they wanna relate to the common man, aka a cishet man
sorry to bust your bubble of delusion but that's just fact
Not only games but almost any type of media or even our own history. It's normal they feel entitled when untill very recently everything was to cather to them and the media that not was otherized (as minorities where dehumanized and woman untill not so long ago too). Any change to this is going to feel to a lot of them like an attack.
@@bbgun9076 you don't see people getting upset with it because it literally doesn't matter 90% of the time who you replace a carbon copy generic white guy with little to no personality with a generic black guy with little to no personality or a generic asian guy with little to no personality. people like playing games with looks similar to theirs, that's just human nature. Getting upset over a company changing out generic blank slate doesn't matter. What REALLY matters is making sure there's at least something for everyone. Because that's how they make the MOST money. This is all these corporations care about 90% of the time, especially the triple A ones. What's so hard about "losing" (lol) a cishet white male protagonist of there's 30 other identical ones pumped out a year?
@@candi_appel because the company can write and make original new black characters, not black wash white characters. considering all cries of white washing and race favouring their first perogative should have to be make new original characters not take already well established characters then race wash them. I would like to see the black panther movie but every character is white including black panther himself. Make a Martin Luther King movie but have him be white.
conservatism is when ploughing through pedestrians on gta
Until you hit a police officer then it’s woke gorbege
This has got to be *the* most excellent, top tier satire I have ever watched. Hats off to you fellow human being, for making fun of conservatives in ways that us simple content consumers ever could. Well done!
I was playing pony town the other day and was shocked and appalled at the amount of color diversity and LGBT among the pony players. Its sad that none white with a brown mane. All of them are black or blue or pink for gods sakes, all with pronouns.
Wait wait wait- blue hair… AND pronouns? I’m sorry buddy, but the very sight of blue hair and pronouns has infected you with the woke mind virus. Over the last three months you may have started partaking in some woke activities, but as long as you haven’t started speaking Portuguese there’s still hope 🙏
Yeah! Im getting SICK of those people forcing the woke PORTUGAL agenda on me
I had the same thoughts. I once brought my concerns to Gabe Newell's (ceo of video games) attention when I ran into him in a Denny's bathroom. I couldn't even get to the thesis statement of my rehearsed speech before he beat the shit out of me with a metal bat and ripped my lower jaw off. Every attempt at contacting him to continue my point or even ask for my lower jaw back has been met with him ignoring me. The woke mob will not stop until us sensible conservatives are silenced.
This is either the most pathetic video to ever be made or the godliest bit of all time
Why not both?
It can be both, right?
the video is correct
@@mrosskne lol okay mike
Stop ruining games with your mental illness please
@@MBValentine cope :)
Within the comments you will see Gen Z deflecting with corny humor and strawman arguments because they require these psychological defense mechanisms to function online. They can't rely on logic to dismiss contradicting points of view. This is why it's so rare to ever see one debate honestly.
Whomp whomp
@@AceMahoney-sj4hv ladies and gentlemen, exhibit A
A solid slap to their face will set most things straight
It's brigading by r/gamingcirclejerk and probably r/politics.
If you start hating a character like Spider-Man, or an entire show/movie franchise, just because a character is gay or woman or anything other than white, you probably weren’t actually a fan.
On one hand, I don't like thinking of myself as a "fan" of anything, because I kinda associate being a "fan" with blindly accepting and fawning over any and everything that comes out of a franchise/publisher/brand/etc. I prefer liking things based upon their own merits and the stuff that I personally enjoy rather than "loyalty" to a name.
On the other hand, m'yeah, if the inclusion of non-cishet people of colour ruins an entire franchise for someone, then I'm getting the feeling that they weren't into it because of the lore, world-building, complex characters or plot to begin with, but rather considered the fictional world in question a form of gated community for themselves.
Fans are radicals, because fan mean fanatist. They believe and like EVERYTHING, whether it´s normal and healthy or not.
if Spider-Man was gay then I wouldn't watching it because that's not his character at all, just like the Tim Drake comic book which floped by the way and Star fire's "daughter" tbh to me that was a self insert and pretending Star fire daughter and yes she was gay.
and making Jon Kent gay was stupidest thing..
@@narutomaster500 the entire point of spiderman is that anyone can wear the mask. It would make perfect sense for there to be a gay spiderman.
@@cobiguythere is actually a gay spiderman, I think his name is web weaver, though I may be wrong.
You’re literally playing a game with a bisexual protagonist
* gasp * _The woke mob attacks again!_
it’s funny how i wasn’t listening to him this entire video and was just staring at the comments LMFAOOEOE
Not missing out on much
the video is legit so boring 😭 no voice inflection AT ALL
i thought it was ironic
get a life lol
The comments are better than the video.
Bro is the type of person to say "kids shouldn't learn about sexuality at a young age" then turn around and ask his nephew if he has a crush on the girl he made one millisecond of eye contact with
When I was a kid, classmates would joke about crushes.
TRUUUUEEEEE
Sorry I just dont want kids to be watching pron in classrooms. Crucify me I guess
@@kereal2591*porn
yet you support a dude that showed an underaged character walking around in his underwear for this very video
curious .....@@kereal2591
This is the funniest video ever bruh stop being a snowflake lmfao
yet you cry when they misgender you
Putting more diversity, women, and lgbt into video games = pushing a political agenda. Okay pal, sure 😂
why do they need to put more diversity just for the sake of it? It feels disingenuous
@@Potato-ot9dl why put less diversity just for the sake of it? It feels disingenuous
@@Potato-ot9dl because diversity exists in the real world? Minorities dont just exist irl for a specific reason, so why should diverse characters only be put into media such as games if theres a specific role for them to fill? I don’t see a problem with minorities being put into games just for the sake of it because the groups its representing are real and exist
@@Whatismusic123 but you know damn well they dont do that.
@@Tequilasunset312 video games arent the real world. I see a problem if it feels disingenuous. Go ahead and consume non-English media. Do you see Bollywood making movies where the main character isnt anything other than Indian? What about Chinese or Korean movies? There's literally no diversity in those movies. Why? Cause they know it feels disingenuous.
think before you speak, someone you know may be portuguese 😞💔
Portuguese is my favorite gender Fr
I remember the day the woke mob publicly executed every gamer. Glad your taking a stand against the people who added those scary wokes and women
luckily some gaymers were stayed the wall by rejecting our whiteness and begging forgiveness from the idol of the LGBTQ agender
This is true, when I booted up the latest Mario game Mario showed up and said "I love they/them gender pronoun blm woke portuguese ideology" and used his Italian lightning to destroy my framed portrait of Ronald Reagan