"we were just in another room but...they didn't--no one came to get us..." "...we were lost" "i tried to get a chocolate downstairs and i couldn't get out the door" HMMM THE STORY KEEPS CHANGING.
"No one came to get us-" "Everyone came to get you!" "-We were lost-" "In a tiny building?" "I was trying to get chocolate-" "HEY HEY FACT TIME" "I couldn't get to-" "LISTEN TO FACTS"
okay I really hope he was about to do what I think he was but also,,,,, what if he was just doing a hand motion meaning sit down or something of the sort??? ugh I dont wanna get my hopes to high for the phan but you never know
Dan says they thought it was in ten minutes , and Phil said they were lost, then that he was getting chocolate and then that they couldn't get out the door?? like WoW great lying guys stick to one story next time
"It's always sugar with you" in a vid (don't remember which, sorry) they were talking about a sugar packet with Louise and Phil said "in case I need some sweetness in my life" which Louise responded with "but you've got Dan" Dan then says "Oh Louise I'm bitterness" in a kind of sad voice as if he felt he wasn't good enough for Phil. Make of that what you will.
"we were just in a different room" "we were lost" "I tried to get a chocolate downstairs and i couldn't get out the door" WHICH ONE IS IT HMMMM???? V SUSPICIOUS
they had the secks because: 1. Dan`s limping 2. Phil`s pants are pulled weirdly too high at 0:15 3. Phil`s crotch at 0:17 4. Phil sits uncomfortably with legs crossed. Later he crosses`em the way his crotch is out of shot and leaves his mike on his lap instead of using it (uses Dan`s). 5. Dan carefully sits next to Phil. Very carefully 6. Phil`s pretty tense throughout the interview (see #3) 7. All the stories... 8. The secks hair
Whatever they were doing it wasn't innocent ;) especially how Phil was super nervous afterwards. And he didn't really want to talk. And his leg crossing which I find the only thing really wierd here. And Dan's face after Phil made that comment about chocolate like " no no wait phil why are we changing it to a candy story now?!?!" And just because I know when I'm not telling the truth, I usually let the person whos better at lying doing all the talking. In vlogs Dan (cat's i think) has stated in that Phil is a bad liar.So that would probably be why Phil decided to keep his mouth shut. Lol, but heres Dan's with his facts!!
Phil's a great liar, but not the best actor. Dan's good at acting, but not at lying. But put both of them together and apparently neither can do either XD
okay phan yeah, bUT can we talk about how over here in the u.s people have pretty shit music taste and OVer there the #1 album was arctic monkeys, and one week it was you me at six??? like this just adds to the list I need to move pronto
i dont want to be that person but i dont think dan was trying to put his hand on phil's knee at 00:25 i think it was just a calm down gesture, for phil, for jameela. there are so many things to demon about this video, this small gesture is just not one of them...
Yashmin de Oliveira that's what I was thinking too.. if he was to put his hand on Phil's knee it wouldve been more relaxed, his gesture seemed a little dramatic.
So many people are saying 'omg I hate Jameela she's so rude', but she is just being really sarcastic, which can quite often come off as rude, but I do agree that she sometimes takes it too far with the sarcasm
really cuz when I saw this vid again and I wasn't paying attention to the name of people who comment I read mines and spit my soda on my big brother's friend
How I imagine it is they were sitting in a room together looking at their phones, and one of them sees a really cute post on tumblr or something and shows it to the other which caused little kisses that escalated to more intense kisses somehow and then one straddles the others hips, just because emotions and chemicals are what they are and they don't want to have to wait until they get home.,they don't plan on taking it anywhere since they know they can't, but suddenly trousers are a bit too tight and a bathroom is needed. Im sure you all can imagine what happened next. WOAH what the fluff i have never written anything like that before but ok
honestly, even tho I ship phan (like a lot) it must get annoying for them to have all these slip ups and unintentional goofs to support the 'facts' and 'theories' of phan being an actual thing. Like they can't go a day without worrying what they say will be taken out of context.
lets unpack this 1) dan came in limping. already off to a great start 2) he sits down suspiciously slow 3) almost puts his hand on phils knee then gives the camera a classic "oops that was gay" look 4) 3 excuses as to why they were late/missing. "no one came to get us" "we were lost" "i tried to get chocolate and the door wouldn't work". all very different scenarios 5) i think you know where i'm going with this
+awesome1637ify when twenty one pilots played at bbc, Tyler climbed the pavilion during car radio and they cut his mic and stopped the show for "safety reasons"
i just finished watching The Good Place, and i can’t believe she knew Dan and Phil, if internet stars are ever needed for the show, she better invite them 🙈
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"So why were you two-- dO YOU WANT TO HEAR AN INTERESTING FACT?!"
they were lost in a room while phil tried getting chocolate but couldn't get out the door. 100%
"do you want to hear an interesting fact?"
"no"
Trash i jsuut spilled my ribena everyWHERe tham k you
He picked that up from Phil
Alocado keeps going anyways
me
"Another interesting fact"
"Shut up, Dan"
"Do you want to hear a fact?"
Jameela: "Noo."
*Dan says it anyway*
i love how phil is trying to make exudes and dan is just awkwardly giving random album facts
don't take jameela seriously, shes never angry or anything. shes a lovely person.
My friend, how would you know that?
love how we’re replying to a six year old comment
@@Sara-vn2kz because its secretly dan running that account
Plot twist: this is actually Phil's secret account
Has this person ever proven they are not Dan...or Phil...or even just anyone close to them. Because if not, this could be one of them. 😜
"we were just in another room but...they didn't--no one came to get us..."
"...we were lost"
"i tried to get a chocolate downstairs and i couldn't get out the door"
HMMM THE STORY KEEPS CHANGING.
"No one came to get us-"
"Everyone came to get you!"
"-We were lost-"
"In a tiny building?"
"I was trying to get chocolate-" "HEY HEY FACT TIME" "I couldn't get to-" "LISTEN TO FACTS"
so true xD stay with ONE GOOD story xD
such bad liars XD
quinintheclouds I see you every where xD
dan why are you walking like that
Yesss
and look at his slightly hobbit hair
+MintyPhan TrU
Sara Louise woah that was incredibly blunt
this is why i love the phandom
00:26 and at that moment, Daniel knew, he fucked up
omg
Ikr
awesome1637ify Omg lol just noticed that
okay I really hope he was about to do what I think he was but also,,,,, what if he was just doing a hand motion meaning sit down or something of the sort??? ugh I dont wanna get my hopes to high for the phan but you never know
"I want to smack you."
KayFluffl
0:07 "Who you callin' insane m8?" *remembers smut phanfiction in other tab* ".....go on."
litrally me
ME
Yes
me rn
Violist99 Me
Dan says they thought it was in ten minutes , and Phil said they were lost, then that he was getting chocolate and then that they couldn't get out the door?? like WoW great lying guys stick to one story next time
0:25 DAN GOES TO PAT PHIL'S LEG BUT HE SEES THE CAMERA AND IS LIKE "shit" AND BACKS OFF OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MY
OHHhHhHhH myyYyYyYy!!!!!!
I SWEAR TO GOD I SAW A MINI WINK AFTERWORDS TO
IS HE IMPLYING WHAT I THINK HE IS
I THINK HE IS!!!!!!!!!
Phan Girling OMGGGGGGG
Phan Girling III
"their insane fans" YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE HAVE
literally looking for this comment
**Sherlockians laughing manically in the distance**
hmm I wonder what they were doing *suggestive eyebrow wiggle*
"Suggestive elbow wiggle" I can't breathe
Hahahahahaha looks like they have s...
Suspicious chocolate
i like how she says "shut up dan"
1:52 the way they LOOK AT EACH OTHER GOD DAMN YOU
I never noticed that bit they're looking at each other longer than usual/necessary like they're sharing an inside joke...
Phil told Dan it was a bad idea to have the secks before the album chart but noooooo Dan just had to do the frick frack,
Or was it the other way around... O.O
MinJeong Kim That is true... Also because of the fact that we consider Dan to be the one who always WANTS it.
MinJeong Kim Haha, I might read too much phanfiction...
This is suspicious af
"At number five, this is You Make Me...want to smack you." amazing
This reminds of this fanfic I read once. Dan and Phil were alone I. A bbc r1 room. That's all in saying.
omg I think I read that one😂
What's it called?
I need to know the title of that phanfic for...reasons...
They basically had sex in a bbc r1 room... yeah...
I need to know that phanfic .. Pleasee ??? xD
gUYS I AM ACTUALLY CRYING FROM THE VIDEO AND THE COMMENTS AND EVERYTHING I'M GONNA HAVE A SIX PACK
"We were umm just in another room"
omg they literally both had different excuses as to why they were late. WE KNOW THE TRUTH.
TheAwkwardAlexandra why don't people use THIS video as proof tho
From 0:09 to 0:13 we all know what was going through her mind
DAN'S VOICE
i know what the hell
"It's always sugar with you" in a vid (don't remember which, sorry) they were talking about a sugar packet with Louise and Phil said "in case I need some sweetness in my life" which Louise responded with "but you've got Dan" Dan then says "Oh Louise I'm bitterness" in a kind of sad voice as if he felt he wasn't good enough for Phil. Make of that what you will.
Oh yeah I'm dead...
Phil has sex hair.
How much do you wanna bet Dan's seen this video and all the comments with it.
probably :/ yikes
The Oh So Fabulous Willow £200
my entire life's savings ( which is like $2)
phil's reaction to "we where just in another room" says it all!
I KNOW WE ALL CAME FOR 0:25 DON'T LIE TO ME PEOPLE
oh my god yes
trU
HAHA YES
what
aAGGHH
i think phil is still hard in this...bc of that leg...
"we were just in a different room"
"we were lost"
"I tried to get a chocolate downstairs and i couldn't get out the door"
WHICH ONE IS IT HMMMM???? V SUSPICIOUS
they had the secks because:
1. Dan`s limping
2. Phil`s pants are pulled weirdly too high at 0:15
3. Phil`s crotch at 0:17
4. Phil sits uncomfortably with legs crossed. Later he crosses`em the way his crotch is out of shot and leaves his mike on his lap instead of using it (uses Dan`s).
5. Dan carefully sits next to Phil. Very carefully
6. Phil`s pretty tense throughout the interview (see #3)
7. All the stories...
8. The secks hair
phil's smile when Dan says they where in "another room"
11. Phil can probably get chocolate alone and just send dan back at least
and Dan's ridiculously gravelly low voice
Better than the FBI, holy dang.
also, don't forget dan changing the subject instantly to the album facts
0:24 aND NOW I JUST SIT IN SILENCE
hi caroline sometimes quiet is violent
|-/
Sometimes quiet is violent
My pride is no longer inside
yAS
Whatever they were doing it wasn't innocent ;) especially how Phil was super nervous afterwards. And he didn't really want to talk. And his leg crossing which I find the only thing really wierd here. And Dan's face after Phil made that comment about chocolate like " no no wait phil why are we changing it to a candy story now?!?!" And just because I know when I'm not telling the truth, I usually let the person whos better at lying doing all the talking. In vlogs Dan (cat's i think) has stated in that Phil is a bad liar.So that would probably be why Phil decided to keep his mouth shut. Lol, but heres Dan's with his facts!!
You should join the FBI. Your detecting skills are superb.
+fils hair
Phil is an incredible liar. In the same vlog he tricked everyone.
I love this comment
Phil's a great liar, but not the best actor. Dan's good at acting, but not at lying. But put both of them together and apparently neither can do either XD
00:24 DID DAN WANT TO PUT HIS HAND ON PHILS KNEE
yes
They're such bad liars, we all know what was going on...
True
i was your 69th like
Oh my god I'm crying from the comments. This is why the phandom is amazing
okay phan yeah, bUT can we talk about how over here in the u.s people have pretty shit music taste and OVer there the #1 album was arctic monkeys, and one week it was you me at six??? like this just adds to the list I need to move pronto
Um Phil literally cringed when he sat down???
OMG HAHAHAHA
OH
Fire Intelect I mean why else would he have sat like that cause he doesn't usually.
Holy shit-
And Dan was limping when he walked in ✋
i dont want to be that person but i dont think dan was trying to put his hand on phil's knee at 00:25 i think it was just a calm down gesture, for phil, for jameela. there are so many things to demon about this video, this small gesture is just not one of them...
Yashmin de Oliveira that's what I was thinking too.. if he was to put his hand on Phil's knee it wouldve been more relaxed, his gesture seemed a little dramatic.
i have a love hate thing with jameela
same
Ella Addix
same
Same
Dan's limping??
you know why (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+My dads the hamster
+L00KY P00KY THATS NOT OKAY STOP
My dads Wink wink
+my dads it looks like I said my dad's the hamster
iirc this was the last week that they allowed dan and phil to roam the building...
after this, they did the album chart from their studio xD
I LOVE JAMEELA SO FUCKING MUCH "do you want to hear an interesting fact?" "NO" omg hahaha
I thought at 0:25 Dan lowered his hand as a gesture for Jameela to calm down for telling Phil to be quiet #phillesterdefencesquad
wow what an interesting walking style, daniel?
Do you want to hear a fact? "NO" well to f**king bad your going to hear it anyway.
This fucking comment section is the reason I simultaneously love and hate the phandom
Sad Lemon Agree, but mostly love the phandom😂😂
at 0:25 Dan is about to lay his hand on Phil's need but stops and looks at the camera link oh Sh*t
knee* like*
Phil: im sorry we got lost blabla *makes up innocent excuse*
Dan: dO YOU WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER FACT?
they did the sex
sorrynotsorry
They must have felt very steamy....
*gasp* DIL NO
DIL COVER YOUR EYES
XD
Phil wanted a snickle snackle after the frickle frackle
"no, just the vamps fans today" the key word is today.
akutagcwa I feel the need to comment on this just because it was two years ago
4 FOR ME LOL
* whispers *
They did the do
So many people are saying 'omg I hate Jameela she's so rude', but she is just being really sarcastic, which can quite often come off as rude, but I do agree that she sometimes takes it too far with the sarcasm
0:25-0:28 never forget
Why is Dan kinda limping?
*whispers* they did the sex
He usually walks like that, have you seen the becoming youtube opening scene? He has to run and looks really... well, not graceful
Dil Howlter Dil Howlter your parents have the secks dont they
Summer Holiday yea they have ruined my digital eyes
Dil Howlter That shit's deep bruh
I am both pround and ashamed so say I am in the Phandom.
''..'You Make Me'... want to smack you.''
Ah Jameela is the best really :)
and this is why dan is bottom
"They've either been kidnapped by their insane fans, or um...perhaps they're just..well they're f-" I'll just let your minds wander
forgive for i have sinned
am I the only one who thinks "i tried to get a chocolate downstairs and I couldn't get out the door" was a metaphor ;) *wink wonk*
OMFG IM ACTUALLY DEAD. and your name.. ugh memories
mazie it took me a minute to understand that and now I'm laughing
this aged very well
Wow the comments, the phandom sure is creative
iv'e never looked at my computer screen more accusing than now x'D i leaned to my screen,squinted, and kept saying "uhhhhuh..." outloud
*whispers* they were totally banging
oh look phil has his own microphone 0:22
no that's okay they can share 0:57
THEY BE TAKIN TOO LONG DOIN THE FRICK FRACK SNICK SNACK PALLY WACK
I LOVE HOW U TRYED TO TO SAY THEY HAD SEX I WAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH BUT I DID
I CHOKED ON YOUR COMMENT.
really cuz when I saw this vid again and I wasn't paying attention to the name of people who comment I read mines and spit my soda on my big brother's friend
Im dying because of your comment omfg i cant even
xDDDDDDd
"they have either been kidnapped by their crazy fans"
me: what ya sayin m8
How I imagine it is they were sitting in a room together looking at their phones, and one of them sees a really cute post on tumblr or something and shows it to the other which caused little kisses that escalated to more intense kisses somehow and then one straddles the others hips, just because emotions and chemicals are what they are and they don't want to have to wait until they get home.,they don't plan on taking it anywhere since they know they can't, but suddenly trousers are a bit too tight and a bathroom is needed.
Im sure you all can imagine what happened next.
WOAH what the fluff i have never written anything like that before but ok
PHANFIC time xD
What were they doing it that other room? What were they doing that they couldn't hear people trying to get them? *insert creeper face*
( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )
"It's kinda like stubble vs. long flowing hair this week,in the way you wouldnt expect" oh Dan...dan dan dan...
honestly, even tho I ship phan (like a lot) it must get annoying for them to have all these slip ups and unintentional goofs to support the 'facts' and 'theories' of phan being an actual thing. Like they can't go a day without worrying what they say will be taken out of context.
PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE A PHANFIC ABOUT THIS
THERE IS ALREADY LIKE 50😂😂😂😂
How do I TH-cam? REALLY??
+How do I TH-cam? WHERE!
+How do I TH-cam? whERE.
+How do I TH-cam? WHERE I NEED THIS!
It's like they are children 😂😂
"Sit there and think about what you've done"
I like Jamela, she has a sarcastic sense of humor.
lets unpack this
1) dan came in limping. already off to a great start
2) he sits down suspiciously slow
3) almost puts his hand on phils knee then gives the camera a classic "oops that was gay" look
4) 3 excuses as to why they were late/missing. "no one came to get us" "we were lost" "i tried to get chocolate and the door wouldn't work". all very different scenarios
5) i think you know where i'm going with this
They were doing the NASty
"do you want to here an interesting fact?" "no." me too jameela
*cough cough* you mean you were busy doing the do *wink wink*
Ummm.... dan was limping phils hair is mad and his legs were crossed, phil was super nervous, the 58 million different excuses, must I go on?
"this is You Make Me..." *looks at d&p* "...want to smack you"
"Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious"
Shut up Dan
Tbh it doesn't really look like he was gonna put his hand on Phils knee...
yeah I agree with you
ya he was more just "phil your knee is in my space what you doing"
"There's always sugar with me"
Sugar is another term for kiss
These comments are my life
The fanfiction is just stuck in my head, it all matches up so well x. o
Maybe it's just something with BBC Radio 1 with cutting mics
Ikr dan and phil, Tyler and josh who else? 😂😂😂 basically everyone they cut of
IM SCREAMING
OH MYGOD
Wait what? can someone please explain this to me I'm living under a rock
+awesome1637ify when twenty one pilots played at bbc, Tyler climbed the pavilion during car radio and they cut his mic and stopped the show for "safety reasons"
"or perhaps........ they're... fired"
WE ALL KNOW THATS NOT WHAT THEY WERE DOING
+youtubertears i love this moment cuz you can tell by the way she trails off that her mind totally *went there*
+jewlia j just a "oh shit" moment xD
so watching this moment in 2019 is weird for two reasons, one being omg it’s jameela and number two being basically I’m
i like how phil rushes in and dan just takes his time
dan wasn't putting is hand on phil he was like ok calm down when jameela told phil to sit in silence and kinda rolled his eyes i think ? 0:22
all i could think about is phan™
"their insane fans" uh don't blame us for their shenanigans jameela, we had no part in whatever they were up to...
look at all the space next to phil, he wanted to sit close to dan
That one person who disliked the video
It's probably Jameela tbh
+Sophie Waters Hahahaha
dan
i just finished watching The Good Place, and i can’t believe she knew Dan and Phil, if internet stars are ever needed for the show, she better invite them 🙈
Dan was limping. I mean come on. We all know what they were doing
QUEEN SHIPPER a lot of people walk like that when they walk fast
THAT PART WHEN DAD ALMOST PUTS HIS HAND ON PHIL'S KNEE BUT THEN LOOKS AT THE CAMERA LIKE "oh shit"
Dad😂
Did you mean Dan or was that intentional? 😂😂
+Sarah Fitzgerald I meant Dan but you know. Same difference.
every time i see this i think, "It was at this moment that Daniel knew, he f*cked up."