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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 มี.ค. 2020
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0:52
Woman: "We are gonna eat good tonight"
Crocodile: Yeah, me too
That was a Gator.
@@painkillerjones6232 Thanks for correcting me!
@@feliz1216 Couldn't help it. Grandma and Pa lived in Florida.
It was a crocodile it had a V shaped nose and alligators have U shaped noses
@Quentin Kern Can we aggree It was a very big reptile?
"That is NOT a catfish!" lmao
Croc-fish
Thats why I dont swim in lakes, river, ocean or any body of water. Fucking phobia man....
Lol slaps it
No, no it is not. Lol. 😂
Worlds slowest reaction time
Rock: **exists**
Kayak: This is my destiny
Hahaha ✌👏
👏👏
That gator had the best entrance I've ever seen. Movies couldn't capture a more terrifying moment.
Headline: Florida man catches catfish with a head like an alligator.
he did NOT even react! wtf!?
@@Daftboy89 proly used to gators eating his catch already
What gator? Didn't you hear him... apparently it was a catfish
Was a GATFISH!! Be glad they weren't Noodling!!
I ain't a fish expert, but I am pretty sure that wasn't a catfish.
Matas R that was a rare gatorfish
Lynder Morales p e r f e c t
Yeah I am pretty sure it was a large mouth bass
GalaxyFlare 24 a large bass with razor sharp teeth
No...that was a big catfish 🤣
Man: its my biggest catfish
Croc: you picked the wrong house fool!
Alligator
Alligator stoopid
@@lyndermorales178 No need to insult...BTW the word is "stupid"
Marilyn Alvarez how bout let me spell STUPID the way I want too
@@lyndermorales178 sure thing, even if it's wrong which makes it an oxymoron :)
"We'll be eaten good tonight!"
@soberpunk Just a section of the tail. The rest is crap.
How do you get the hook off of that one?
@@johnabbot1585 You sacrifice a hand.
@soberpunk tastes like chicken
Yes, eaten by the alligator :)
Can we take some time to appreciate the fact that the smaller boat in the intro, is called 'Nap Time'? Wonder what the driver was doing...
Nick Dall I’m 7 hrs late on that comment. Glad I checked 😂✌️
I live near by and I know some guys who work on WSF. Sopposedly he was taking a shit
Pumping his mistress
Curved Bredd why would you take a shit and just let your boat keep motoring along?
Good catch, man!
3:09 - that table made the most satisfying and musical sound
True
It did 😉😺
What?
@@ryanspence7239 What are you confused about?
it fell down like a tower of Legos!
Thumbs up for the little guy paddling his dad to safety (3:30). What a hero!!
That's not a fail. Not one bit. I bet that dog was enjoying itself.
Adorable doggie 😍
That little dog paddling was the more adorable thing
Yeah, I'm glad I seen it, but it shouldn't have been in this video as it wasn't a fail, it was just really cute.
5:10 when you take karma into your hands.
Moral of the story: don’t chuck rocks at a man with a firehose 🤓
Already done that multiple times
@@coleg5578 snowballs. its a small amount of snow some places.
3:28 The paddling dog was wholesome
Ya. That was probably my favorite.
02:12 Guy sounded like a seagul!
I don't think that seagul is feeling very well xD
@@DrFeelgood2.0 Yeah lol
Steven ?
Exactly!!🤣
Laughing is the universal response to someone you know falling into water 😂
1:00 "Lets play Titanic!"
I really wish people would learn to use landscape mode when recording.
Really? That's your wish? Why don't you just wish for 3 more wishes.
it's against the rules of wish making.
If most humans aren't smart enough to stand up in a boat without falling overboard,
they won't be smart enough to use a camera correctly.
You do get one more wish, however. Chose wisely. 🤔
What ever mr perfect
I really wish people would just learn to grow a pair and deal with it.
3:28.. The doggie paddle..
He doin all the work
I thought the motor belongs on the stern.
3:33 I wanted to keep watching.. lil dog was like, chill bro I got this
@JustinBieber lol ur the one called Justin Bieber smh to u too
2:20 Frat boys acting laid back, Archimedes' buoyancy physics is a unforgiving ruler.
Nothing like falling off your boat and holding on to the dock for dear life while your friends are laughing hard at you. Had me rolling too.
THE BOATS CALLED "NAP TIME"
4:12 this is what happens when you don't watch nat geo
How do you canoe up the only rock sticking out the whole river. Had me rolling again. Was fun to watch. Great video
Ya u really gotta wonder wtf is going through ppl minds sometimes or why they do things when they have no clue…how do u hit the 1 rock in whole body of water wow
It takes skills pal 😆
More people are stupid than you think. They surround you every day everywhere you go. They have no idea how dumb they are. They also can't recognize other dumb people that do dumb things around them
@@ambidextrousshooter6463" Stupid people don't know they're stupid" - Steve Shepley
That's called pinpoint inaccuracy 😆
3:45 shout out to the guy in the back who broke that seat across his chest.
Dont forget the kneecapquickremoval😂
Yeah I noticed that too lol Side note: Something tells me that group of people left a lot of trash there. Don't know why. I just get that vibe from them
looked more like a spreader bar to me -- but yeah, he snapped that sucker with his ribcage. Ouch!
Croc 1 : " Larry, I caught something"
Croc 2 : " Good now let them pull you up slowly"
0:19 HAHA that boat the ferry hit was called "NAP TIME"
"Nap Time" is a good name for a boat where the guy is asleep at the wheel
My boat's name is Sweet Dreams.
The first clip... I was out for a day of fishing with my wife and a few friends on the Chesapeake Bay (I had a 26' cabin cruiser at the time), when we came up onto another cabin cruiser of about the same size. Their boat was on a collision course with an 800 foot natural gas tanker being piloted in, while being tended to by a couple of tugs. The ship was trying desperately to get the little boat to notice them. Blast after blast of their horn was being ignored, and the ship was in the early stages of trying to alter its course to avoid the collision (but big ships don't change course quickly). Since we were close, I gunned it and we came alongside the unpiloted craft... one of my friends began yelling out that they were about to get killed once this giant ship rammed into them within the next 30 seconds or so. Suddenly, a very embarrassed couple came rushing up to the bridge, almost completely naked (yeah... they were doing exactly what you think they were doing). The man took over the controls and steered his boat out of the bigger ship's path... disaster averted.
Lesson learned whether car or boat, park it while you're doing it.
Of course they were doing that
They were taking showers
1:00 "Hey Harry, see that big rock there? We're gonna wanna go around that...."
"What rock?"
4:09 - That's not a fail... that's one of the most awesome things to experience... ever.
the only fail is not shutting off the engine. I know in Canada, all Pleasure Craft Vessels are required to shut off their engine when they're within a 50m radius of a whale to prevent accidents.
0:51 probably what the alligator thought as well
crocodile
3:09 that crunch is just so satisfying
"We're eating good tonight!"
Gator: Hell yeah, early turkey. Can I join?
I live on the Colorado River, every holiday weekend, the stupidity of people from out-of-town never disappoints.
Bet you won't even go on the river though. Don't wanna embarrass yourself.
I dont know what was funnier the videos or the accompanying hysterical laughter
2:20 haha he probably should have floored it 🤣
4:11 that is epic! Once in a lifetime 👌
The whale slapped the boat some fin
@@ruggedwax9689 lol
not really, recent clip shown a whale feeding then broaching and landing ON a boat. whale watching can be dangerous on private boats. The tour boats have crews that know where to avoid being.
@@jaquigreenleesthat's crazy!
I would imagine the tour boats stay in the shallower water. Close enough to see the whales breach but far enough away that they're not going to get flattened! Lol
@@jazzeeeecrock nope, the crew just know how to read the signs left from the feeding activity and can stay away. They get closer so people ( customers ) get good pics / vids.
The couple got catfished by an alligator 😂
Absolutely love these funny clips. After watching them, I suddenly had positive energy
I just love the natural background laughing!
As funny as it is to watch some of these, people going under so close to a spinning prop could've resulted in the situation being a lot more serious.
Yeah, I was thinking about 2/3 of these were funny and several were no laughing matter.
@ 0:53 "We going to be eating good tonight" lol. No way I would be in some tiny ass jon boat like that where gators are present.
Ah. Now I feel much better about myself. Thanks for that.
1:35 is my favorite clip of this video. The whole things is great but that video! The man's reaction, the woman's laugh. Oh man laughed at that clip a few times.
100%... This clip had everything. One of the funniest I've ever seen.
0:52 Here we have a rare Gatorfish it is the cousin of the crocoshark
"I think we can go home now!" 😂😂🤣
0:56 is so funny 😆 and I’m laughing 😂 so hard 😹 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
many a cell phones were indeed harmed in the making of this compilation
Imagine 4 ppl in a kayak,aiming for a small Stone in a little River..how could they hit the mark?😂
my girlfriend when she was younger managed to rund down a 1 mile slope that wasnt steep on skies and hit the only tree for miles. hehe
i shouted for her around a minute to turn away, but she shouted back::: I CANT STEAR. hehe
but it wasnt to steep so she was able to stop the crash with her arms so she didnt hit the tree with the face
, and afterwards i learnd her both to turn ore just sit down on her back if she wanted to stop.
to bad i didnt have a modern small video camera back in 1985.
People and canoes. Always a fun time. Only ever turned mine over deliberately, to practice getting the water out and getting back in.
Things like these keep me happy
Have anyone noticed the guy at 02:33? He's the real modern Captain Morgan: "The Boat can sink, but not me and my Drink!"
Yup! NOTHING was gonna keep him from saving his drink!
Rule while paddling kayak or canoe. If you look at the obstacle, you'll hit it every time. I'm a guide and see it all the time.
0:59 they said "tag, you're it" and took off.
BEST POLICE BOAT IVE EVER SEEN
Awww the Golden Doodle 🐕
1:19 The guy just did a bad Jibe and capsized. That is common for sailboats without a keel.
4:10 that’s why you keep at least 200m between whales and the boat bc they can submerge and come back up under the boat and you wouldn’t know until it happens
We call them floating logs. Whales call them toothpicks. For removing whale watchers stuck between their teeth.
That cackling laugh though! 😂
Yeah, that's NOT a catfish amigo.....LOL!
3:28-- I'm calling that a win.
04:05 That Egyptian got excecuted later that day for shredding his Ensign
Boat named "NAP TIME".... yeaaaahh.....
3:30 That's not a fail, that's just too doggone cute!
That first one, I'm pretty sure that's the Ferry that goes through the San Juan islands up near Seattle. I used to take that thing every day for work.
Naw that's the Edmonds - Kingston run
@@curvedbredd5190
Ah, see, I knew it was one of those. It's been a few years since I've been on one.
0:56 when you have a 5 star wanted level in gta 5 offshore of vespucci beach
often times when I watch these individual fail events, I feel it in my groin when they...take it
That Croc popping up like "HEY YALL"
Fun fact: the ferry in the first video is literally my school commute - Vashon Island to Tacoma for Tacoma Community College👌👌
4.26 there’s a reason the rest of the world discourage people from approaching whales.
3:30 - The guy trained his dog to be a bow thruster! LOL!
Some people just shouldn’t be on the water, as it’s actually beneficial for themselves if they don’t understand how dangerous it is!
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00:53 Catfish are prehistoric creatures that have evolved into one of the worlds most vicious apex predators!
every 2nd person is saying "I knew it"😂
Gator: "Call an ambulance! ...But not for me!"
0:57 Meanwhile, in DC....
@Joseph Nickelback Look closely in the background and you'll find the Kennedy Center, a well-known Washington, DC landmark. (timestamp adjusted for a better view of the building.)
@Joseph NickelbackFirst of all, I have been to DC many times, and I know for a fact that it's the Kennedy Center. Also, never heard of Fort Gibson. (timestamp updated for an even better shot of the building)
Also, it's more noticeable when you pause it.
@Joseph Nickelback You're a troll. I'mma flat-out say it. You're a troll. Now, excuse me while I report you. Goodbye and do not talk to me again.
The Name of the boat in the opening video is literally called NAP TYME!!!
Watching inexperienced people in a canoe or kayak is always good for a laugh.
You mean half-drunk people
@1:01 they manage to hit the only rock in the ocean 😂😂😂
First clip was definitely a couple having sex on the boat while "Sail" played on the background. That's why they didn't hear the bigger boat.
3:07 I would've thanked the guy. Imagine if a couple of people or a whole family decided to sit down on that thing. It would've ended badly.
Or maybe it's not built for some asshole to jump on it.
@Need2connect Is every picnic table built without a braise or two in the middle?
Still, a picnic table shouldn't cave in that easily.
Drinking and boating definitely don't mix. Those orcas were awesome tho
"Be eatin well tonight "🤣🤣🤣👍
3:58 Jajajaja lol. Greatness
“This has been a wonderful day!” said he, as the Rat shoved off and took to the sculls again. “Do you know, I’ve never been in a boat before in all my life.” “What?” cried the Rat, open-mouthed: “Never been in a - you never - well I- what have you been doing, then?” “Is it so nice as all that?” asked the Mole shyly, though he was quite prepared to believe it as he leant back in his seat
and surveyed the cushions, the oars, the rowlocks, and all the fascinating fittings, and felt the boat sway lightly under him. “Nice? It’s the only thing,” said the Water Rat solemnly as he leant forward for his stroke. “Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing - absolute nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats. Simply messing,” he went on dreamily: “messing - about - in - boats; messing - ” “Look ahead, Rat!” cried the Mole suddenly. It was too late. The boat struck the bank full tilt. The dreamer, the joyous oarsman, lay on his back at the bottom of the boat, his heels in the air. “ - about in boats - or with boats,” the Rat went on
composedly, picking himself up with a pleasant laugh. “In or out of ’em, it doesn’t matter. Nothing seems really to matter, that’s the charm of it. Whether you get away, or whether you don’t; whether you arrive at your destination or whether you reach somewhere else, or whether you never get anywhere at all, you’re always busy, and you never do anything in particular; and when you’ve done it there’s always something else to do, and you can do it if you like, but you’d much better not. Look here! If you’ve really nothing else on hand this morning, supposing we drop down the river together, and have a long day of it?”
Grahame, Kenneth. The Wind in the Willows (with illustrations by Arthur Rackham) (p. 4). Unknown. Kindle Edition.
"there is nothing - absolute nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats". This
Ratty and his river, I love it!
I can still hear my first boating instructor, all these years later. DON'T STAND UP IN THE BOAT..!
That catfish was a monster
The picnic table one wasn’t rly a fail, it was clean asf
As a kid, I sailed cat boats ... 15 to 20 feet long ... before I got in, I'd jump in the water ... just so I wouldn't be worried about tipping over and getting wet while I was sailing ... I was already wet ... fun to press the envelope, just sometimes you go over and get wet ...
that’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard all day and I’ve just watched this video. okay that was a bit harsh but really, why? I hope you live somewhere hot!
@@serinadelmar6012 - When a "sailing" activity is more of a "swimming" activity ... at 15 foot, the boat isn't much more than a board with a keel ... the smallest of sailboats ...
@4:59 "...the seas were ugly that day, my friend!" lol
2:45 Sounds like a turkey 😂😂
Back in my younger days on Lake of the Ozarks, we would sit on the wooden dock, skis on and in the water (tips up) and when the captain hit it, we would just stand up in the water and off we go. Only problem was the spinters in our butts.
People fall : I don't give a shit.
3:00 OMG ! Save him, Poor baby !
The lady who saw the whale was a win.
"Robert it do go down!"
1:25 literally happens all the time - you just stand on the keel and the boats flips back up again
I strive to be the type of person that would respond to their fail with grace and humor in the moment.
I like the one where they fell in the water
the first boat says naptime on the back! haha