The BMWs with the pop-corn exhaust is on the TOP every unwanted lists: - The Compensate list - The idiot drivers list - The showoff list - The wannabe list - The clueless list - The Darwin awards list etc...
Always ironic when women talk about men having a car that says "look at me" when the women have the hair, makeup, clothes, and shoes that say "look at me".
It balances out... His Blue F150, Raptor R, Mullet, Leroy... meanwhile buys a race track that ends up helping out the entire SWFL racing community, keeps a historic landmark running and creates a PPV and Event schedule. His Crown Vic "body count" would classify him as "getting around" hahaha
@NXT_LVL he's got the basic C7, the Raptor is basically stock. He only owned 1 monster truck and that only lasted a couple of months. Cleetus is one of the very few TH-camrs who allows his fans glimpses of his home life. Letting all women know, he's taken. He's a loving father and a passionate American! ❤️
I think there can be two categories of people who buy fancy cars. Those that are doing it for attention and those that buy cars because they love cars. I usually see the contrast on the track.
Since most forms of transportation in the west are referred to as she, i.e. ships, trains, you even have cars with fake long eyelashes, wouldn't truck nuts be making your truck trans?
I've always been into lowered cars and trucks since 20 years ago. Have never been able to stand jacked up trucks since they go past being useful. So I have always said higher the truck the smaller the nuts, lower the ride the longer we hang.
This is a topic for Cosmopolitan, not for a car enthusiast channel. April says " this is how the mainstream woman looks at it". This may be how an ignorant, superficial woman may look at it, but an intelligent woman with depth won't judge a book by its cover. A true car guy knows that he likes Lamborghini's, Hemi Chargers, and lifted 4x4's by the time he is 3 years old. He is not worried
I found the answer! I found a woman who dated those over compensating men so when she got with me who drives a 20 year old BMW and 35 year old Mustang and am average size she thinks it's huge! 😁 Winner
🤔So a lady that gets a boob job, nose job, hair weave, lip injection, BBL, stomach augmentation etc is overcompensated for what & she’s still not hot and a a man with the nice car will still get the natural younger prettier version
Lifted trucks are ok as long as they have high profile tires( i.e tires you actually use to go muddying or rock crawling) . The lifted trucks with the low profile 30 inch wheels are completely worthless. Totally, a look at me vehicle.
Disagree on the Cobra kit. Most buy those as they LOVE and appreciate the history, but will never be able to afford an original at over a million dollars. I wish I could, but it will never happen. I love looking at my replica, and have an absolute blast driving it. Nothing to compensate for here, just love the car.
I think a cobra kit car looks awesome.. I don’t care so much about the history of Shelly ; it’s just that I always loved the cobra.. it’s just a classic design.
Problem is they are so horrible to drive. I like the way they look too. But I want a car that looks amazing and rips for hours down mountain back roads.
@@naradaian My point was not everything is done to impress women or compensate. Most car people are showing off to other car people. They share the same passion.
@@naradaian lmao seriously? another simp standing up. She calls it compensating. So whether you are lucky to afford a car in your twenties that usually you cant afford till your late 30's or 40's , is compensating. I want to hear WHAT is compensating. What is her argument? Why dont you look at hte comments in the thread. I buy cars because i like cars, fast cars, i work on cars , i collect cars, investments and a hobbie. Well, i guess women get boob jobs, cumbrellas, plastic surgery to compensate and i think we need to parallel that then to men getting cars right? Difference is that when men buy cars , we aren't committing fraud compared to all the crap women do as i mentioned.
200 doesn't seem like a large enough sample size. Also taking into account the dup nature on the test calls variance into play. I am really interested in this kind of study, just wish they actually did instead of what we got.
Any car but especially the lifted trucks with the rubber band tires. Those tires mean you are compensating for a shortchange down there... Or at minimum between the ears.
In the now famous 1980s, I drove a 1963 VW Bug, and a Bus.(they were not the cool cars, by any means) On a date with a University Professor, Debra said, I love the confidence you have driving this beetle. One evening at a dinner party I met one of her old boyfriends. He drove a 1976 Cadillac Fleetwood, and wore a cowboy hat. The next morning she said, I never thought a guy in a VW Bug world be an upgrade? BUT IT'S SEVERAL!! And she laughed hystericaly. Then asked for another bag of frozen peas.😂❤
Now do a show on Women and their favored cars i.e. suburban girls and BMWs. Urban queens with clapped out Nissans or barely running BMWs. 40 year olds with mini vans, rich ladies with Jags, boomer women in Buicks....
This channel has turned into a Middle/High School relationship at lunch time. I mean everytime Tyler bid on a car in the last video was something to do with “69.” And now this jewl…
Actually i like it for this very reason. Videos are easy and making fun of stereotypes. I watch enough of serious car channels, so one can be ridiculous. In similar vain is Rich Rebuilds btw.
I was hoping for a more serious conversation from this channel. Still with Hoovie's wacky take. This is nothing about jokes about their relationship, It is almost worse each day.
@@MichelleVideoi think it's great. It's a better, happier side to hoovie we didn't see when he had his home garage with the ex. The fact it feels like to people similar to a middle school lunch conversation is wonderful. That's a great relationship right there. There are just having fun and enjoying each other's company while not taking life too serious.
for some it's about the fulfillment of a dream from childhood. I am not saying this does not apply in some cases but most car people I know are collecting for the enjoyment and in some cases the nostalgia. yes Mustang people do tend to be more HP than skill. I never considered the length of my johnson when buying a car. :-)
hes not talking about the H1 size, its the appalling practicality inside. Forever fogged windows and a slew of other things completely overlooked by the design team.
Raptors are wonderful to drive with plenty of power, great ride quality, & good handling for a lifted truck, but absolutely SUCK to park. The H1 is underpowered, handles like garbage, is also hard to park due to its girthiness, EDIT: & also sucks in the ways mentioned by JasRoss. 😅
I agree with most of your assessments. However I believe that there are exceptions to the rule. I have a 2013 Rubicon jku lifted 3" 35" tires a winch and a light bar along with some trail lights and fog lights. I use the jeep for hunting and driving on logging roads to get in the back country. Which isn't far, considering I live on a remote island in northern Canada. 7 inches bahahaha 😅😂
The front of the H2 uses the 2500 architecture while the rear uses a 1500 architecture. The H2 has a rear locker and underarmor such as the front skid plate and the transmission ladder guard and 33 inch all terrain tires and all of the mechanicals of the H2 sit above the frame rails And the H2 has 16 inches of ground clearance And the H2 came standard with a 6.0L and all wheel drive And the H2 has 40 degree approach and 41 degree departure angles for off roading, And the H2 suspension is tuned for offroad. And the H2 has a completely different body and interior seating and roof and floor mats and door panels and global window controls on 2005 and up... But other than that, sure...
I'm lucky, I am in both categories. Been a race driver and petrol head for years and am now, old, bald, fat with a tiny sausage. I drive a tuned 2003 Cayenne turbo. The thing is, I'm not trying to compensate for anything, I enjoy driving and I like exotic sports and super cars. I am most definitely not doing it for attention, just my own entertainment.
" I wouldn't ne here if you were "....Again, the hypocrisy on display here by April is unabashed. If Hoovie made a similar remark to her, the feminist contingent would be on the war path.
Fully respect and agree with the list April. Very cool that your point was focused on here...because GMYT IS a 2 person show, with Jake occasionally chiming in. Good move Jake having the girlfriend right there for confirmation!
I actually agree with April 100%. I’d only make one change and that would be instead of the Cobra kit car, I’d say almost all kit cars but especially ones like Lamborghinis or Ferraris that have a V6 motor or have excessive badging all over the interior and exterior. They often don’t even have correct proportions and in some cases the motor isn’t even in the correct location. I understand for those who can’t afford the real thing kit cars are an option to own the next closest thing, but unless it’s a well done one that cost a tiny fraction of the original, it just looks like they are trying to pretend to be wealthy for the attention. The Polaris Slingshot kinda looks like a woman’s high heel shoe from certain angles. It always makes me laugh when a guy tries to look like a badass while driving something that looks like a high heel shoe
NGL I wanted a Slingshot. Phasing out the motorcycle because I'm getting older and had too many people drifting into my lane. Then I compared what you get for the money versus other used cars at the price point and decided the tradeoffs were not worth it. Went to a convertible and have no regrets. Spot on about the people renting them and blasting music though...glad to not be lumped in with _that crowd_
Hmm… i guess it’s just differences between how men and women see things… I’m not saying yes or no to anything but I don’t believe that everything boils down to genetalia size… imagine the roles where reversed… Great video like always.
I think that there is no reality to this. BUT with short people height weight this absolutely exists. I find shorter guys like 5ft 5” or so but tall cars like pick up trucks or larger cars. Taller bigger guys usually buy shorter cars like sports cars.
Soooooo what happens when you take the Marauder, think "that's too show boaty" and you swap the 32V engine and a 5 speed stick into a red Grand Marquis instead? I look like Grandpa got lost when I pull up to car shows lol
Not the cobra kit cars though, you cant afford the real ones and you cant finically afford to drive the REAL ones anyway if you could afford them, via deprecation, accidents etc.
Most guys are car guys and the ones who aren't might be gay. There's a lot of gay car guys too tho. Also, Slingshots are disgusting. It looks like a giant PowerWheels kid's toy made from Chinese plastic.
LOL! A Marauder is the car I actually wanted to get but not for any compensation. I just LOVE the full size Ford sedan sleeper look. But they're all overpriced these days so I got a P71 Vic and am gonna make my own over time. Have a Lincoln LS V8 for the same reason.
Male a average length 5.1” to 5.5”. Women vaginal depth average 2.8”-3.1” unstimulated to 4.3” - 4.7” stimulated. Stop worrying about the size of your equipment. Focus on learning how to operate your equipment proficiently.
geez, I ride sidecars...what in the hell does that mean? April, you mean SINGLE men over 29... Married, if doing marriage right, will be MEH, need mini-van worse... Slingshot, agree...
I drive a Beetle. Some guys are like "hey, that's a girls car, BLÖÖÖH-BLÖÖÖH WÖÖÖÖÖH!!!!" (how that type of guys speaks, you know) I just respond, yes, women love it, and that pisses these guys off soooo much!! xD I've never bought a car with someone else in mind though, I buy what I want. Although I'm not well hung. :D A fun list, I agree!!!
I had three Miatas (1 Miata and two MX-5s - all stick). Women, girls, simply LOVED it. Now I'm looking to buy a M/B SLC 300. (OK, I know these cars were/are toys) Maybe it's just a KIND of women I associate with, that's why they like or even love these very nimble and capable roadsters, albeit I had them only for my (immense) driving pleasure, not as chick magnets. I truly believe - per my experience - that they are more attractive (and their drivers) to women, than say, vettes or beemers. Of course, the class and category of the women is likely a major factor... I never had any concern about my size. ...And ALL the cars April listed, I intensely dislike also, but add to those: all trucks, all EVs and all SUVs.
arrow kit on the C7. IT CAME WITH THE ARROW. What is not a race car ? Is this deliberately stirring the pot for likes and comments? You're a friggin car channel or were a car channel. She basically is saying hoovie is compensating for something because forget about which cars, having a car COLLECTION i guess would be compensating for something. SO i guesssss, that when i was lucky and blessed enough to own a vette in my 20's i'm compensating? Funny, ive owned manyyyy vettes and you called out the c7 yet i owned from c4 to c7's, am i compensating? I also think its funny about the " mid life crisis" crap when the cars like the vette, porsche etc are higher end cars where some 20 year old cant afford them LOL. But when a man , finally is able to get one, he is usually at that age since he was probably marrieddddd , sacrificed, made the family a priority and finally able to get one. Cybertruck??? omg seriously? I just came out, all your fellow "influencers" race out to get one for content. Many others , in this trendy generation, run out to be the first to get one , annnnnnnd then flip it LIKE WE HAVE SEEN. I take it personal (i compensate for nothing) because i would really like to hear in what form of " compensating" she is talking about. When do we get to start with women , their car choices, plastic surgery , cumbrellas, injections i mean, that is almost equal to men's cars in "compensation" right? At least men aren't committing fraud when they choose a car compared to women. Btw, since it seems she has a lack of knowledge or understanding collectability when cars are limited and special like the comment, " 1 of 4 for this or blah blah" how is that compensating? She then needed to include Bugatti, koenigsegg, Pagani, Ferrari, Rolls Royce, McLaren etc etc etc for all the limited run and rare cars put out. My god, Jay leno must be really compensating. GO to Barret Jackson and watch the auctions and the cars. 1966 corvette, 427 , matching numbers, 1 of 10 with this color combination etc etc. Hoovie, disappointed you didn't say anything you just kept agreeing and wonder why you had a segment on SIMPS. YOU sold your cars at barrett. You seen the auctioneers putting 1 of 100 made or " only 50 made" cars on the podium. Ford GT, same thing. So basically , ANY sports car, supercar and hypercar could be put on her list. Guys , we are all compensating for our size i guess and this started back in my early 20's. smh ...Sad times.
I dunno... I've got a T100(manual, 2wd) with a supercharged V6 and a Chevy Volt. I may be undercompensating. lol I like them both because of their stealth. They're so innocuous in traffic, they're practically invisible. Which is exactly how I'm going to steal your girlfriend!
April, I believe your point is especially true, with lifted trucks since most of them never leave the pavement. Here in the PNW we call them mall crawlers.
Crap. I'm in trouble.
Arent we all!!! That and Poor 😐😐😐
😂
Nah, people who would waste time doing this type of "study" are more likely trying to compensate for their own inadequacies.
😂😂
I own a 2018 c7 Z06 LZ3 WITH Z07 PACKAGE making 750 wheel 😂 , she’s right my 🍆 is only 4 inches 🙀 from the floor😂
I drive a Kia, so clearly I have an elephant phallus ✊
Hell yeah!
And a micro bank account. 😆
Elephantitus?
Lol
The BMWs with the pop-corn exhaust is on the TOP every unwanted lists:
- The Compensate list
- The idiot drivers list
- The showoff list
- The wannabe list
- The clueless list
- The Darwin awards list
etc...
Always ironic when women talk about men having a car that says "look at me" when the women have the hair, makeup, clothes, and shoes that say "look at me".
Next video: "The more makeup, the larger the >>>"
I was thinking "the larger the purse, the larger the purse..."
aight aaron what car do you own cuz with that hairline it's definitely a car on this list LMAO
Cleetus must be packing a Rhinoceros horn!😂😂😂
It balances out... His Blue F150, Raptor R, Mullet, Leroy... meanwhile buys a race track that ends up helping out the entire SWFL racing community, keeps a historic landmark running and creates a PPV and Event schedule. His Crown Vic "body count" would classify him as "getting around" hahaha
@NXT_LVL he's got the basic C7, the Raptor is basically stock. He only owned 1 monster truck and that only lasted a couple of months. Cleetus is one of the very few TH-camrs who allows his fans glimpses of his home life. Letting all women know, he's taken. He's a loving father and a passionate American! ❤️
@@benhoffman6606Vice Grip
She's the type of girl to say she want's a miata guy, but then dates a viper guy.
Says the girl with implants!
Perfect analogy lol. Every time!
I think there can be two categories of people who buy fancy cars. Those that are doing it for attention and those that buy cars because they love cars. I usually see the contrast on the track.
I always laugh when I see those lifted pickups with the large wheels and tires. The worst ones have the rubber scrotum hanging from the trailer hitch.
Truck nuts used to make me giggle, but now im not a child
@@BorisBidjanSaberi11 giggle?
Since most forms of transportation in the west are referred to as she, i.e. ships, trains, you even have cars with fake long eyelashes, wouldn't truck nuts be making your truck trans?
I've always been into lowered cars and trucks since 20 years ago. Have never been able to stand jacked up trucks since they go past being useful. So I have always said higher the truck the smaller the nuts, lower the ride the longer we hang.
100% with April. Alllllll of those.
OK Thanks for that April! Me and my Marauder appreciate the recognition!
You guys are awesome
Marauder is a hot car, FORD should have let it live longer. black/black leather.
@avioncamper not the same but I have an 07 lx sport crown vic and I love the black exterior with the black leather
This is a topic for Cosmopolitan, not for a car enthusiast channel. April says " this is how the mainstream woman looks at it". This may be how an ignorant, superficial woman may look at it, but an intelligent woman with depth won't judge a book by its cover. A true car guy knows that he likes Lamborghini's, Hemi Chargers, and lifted 4x4's by the time he is 3 years old. He is not worried
I found the answer! I found a woman who dated those over compensating men so when she got with me who drives a 20 year old BMW and 35 year old Mustang and am average size she thinks it's huge! 😁 Winner
LOL
🤔So a lady that gets a boob job, nose job, hair weave, lip injection, BBL, stomach augmentation etc is overcompensated for what & she’s still not hot and a a man with the nice car will still get the natural younger prettier version
Nobody's showing off in a Ranger. Tough day at work my friend. I got your back, Jake.
Lifted trucks are ok as long as they have high profile tires( i.e tires you actually use to go muddying or rock crawling) . The lifted trucks with the low profile 30 inch wheels are completely worthless. Totally, a look at me vehicle.
Agree.... Otherwise known as brophy trucks.
Street Speed 717 is cringing so hard right now! 😂
I assume he still has that good looking girlfriend
@777poco Who Gina? Have you ever met a Gina before? His Gina has the exact changeable persona of a Karen. Have you seen her videos?
@@benhoffman6606 I haven't watched street speed for years so I have no idea whats happening on his channel
@@benhoffman6606 The girl I knew was doing a baking show is that her?
@777poco Well now it's stories about her mundane life and how much she loves her little purse doggy. Totally cringe worthy.
Disagree on the Cobra kit. Most buy those as they LOVE and appreciate the history, but will never be able to afford an original at over a million dollars. I wish I could, but it will never happen. I love looking at my replica, and have an absolute blast driving it. Nothing to compensate for here, just love the car.
I would love one too just because, when I was dating a lot all my cars were junkie, the girls didn't mind
I think a cobra kit car looks awesome.. I don’t care so much about the history of Shelly ; it’s just that I always loved the cobra.. it’s just a classic design.
Problem is they are so horrible to drive. I like the way they look too. But I want a car that looks amazing and rips for hours down mountain back roads.
@@TheRealMrRoyal I enjoy driving mine. They are definitely beasts.
Most guys that I know buy the cars because they love fast cars. Most of their girlfriends or wives don’t even ride in their modified cars.
Neither of which makes any contribution too or undermines Aprils arguement
@@naradaian My point was not everything is done to impress women or compensate. Most car people are showing off to other car people. They share the same passion.
@@naradaian lmao seriously? another simp standing up. She calls it compensating. So whether you are lucky to afford a car in your twenties that usually you cant afford till your late 30's or 40's , is compensating. I want to hear WHAT is compensating. What is her argument? Why dont you look at hte comments in the thread. I buy cars because i like cars, fast cars, i work on cars , i collect cars, investments and a hobbie. Well, i guess women get boob jobs, cumbrellas, plastic surgery to compensate and i think we need to parallel that then to men getting cars right? Difference is that when men buy cars , we aren't committing fraud compared to all the crap women do as i mentioned.
Jake's editing is on point as usual. Always funny.
that cut to hoovie's face at "7 inches" i'm dyin
Literally wasn't funny in the slightest.
@@nickkalister6291 This show is getting pg, lmao.
Weird deeply weird.
Anyone with super loud, bang-'n-pop exhaust is telling the world they're mad about something, and we all know what that something is.
Perhaps, but better that, than going on a shooting rampage.
that they have no PARENTS, haha. thats what it means to me.
Has nothing to do with the exhaust though. It's a retune of the ecu.
We knew that "No Muffler Newton" is compensating.
“If you were compensating I wouldn’t be here”…the best thing Hoovie has ever heard😂
And the next video TH-cam suggests at the end of this video is....... Street Speed 717 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the edgars with raised or lowered truck are angry 😂😂😂❤
I made it through the whole video until the table flop! LOL Too funny!
When is Hoovie getting April her '87 Grand National?
Great job guys
I'm a car enthusiast, I'm not compensating for anything
Ditto
Yep.
i said the same thing. What is this that is going on? Somebody in the video doesnt know men or cars.
What’s going on is known as a joke
I am only at car 3 and April is so correct🧐
Haha you just offended most of your fans
For the right bid, April would gladly roll herself across the stage at the Barrett-Jackson auction!
Great list 👌🏼
200 doesn't seem like a large enough sample size. Also taking into account the dup nature on the test calls variance into play. I am really interested in this kind of study, just wish they actually did instead of what we got.
Any car but especially the lifted trucks with the rubber band tires. Those tires mean you are compensating for a shortchange down there... Or at minimum between the ears.
Love April and she is so right
the dislike ratio on this video will be crazyyyyy
After the Simp video, you knew a video on this subject was coming
facts, yep
Cybertruck is not only bought by men having to compensate, it is produced by a man having to compensate.
In the now famous 1980s, I drove a 1963 VW Bug, and a Bus.(they were not the cool cars, by any means)
On a date with a University Professor, Debra said, I love the confidence you have driving this beetle.
One evening at a dinner party I met one of her old boyfriends. He drove a 1976 Cadillac Fleetwood, and wore a cowboy hat.
The next morning she said, I never thought a guy in a VW Bug world be an upgrade?
BUT IT'S SEVERAL!! And she laughed hystericaly. Then asked for another bag of frozen peas.😂❤
look forward to good morning you tube, love your chemistry
I sold my F250 that was lifted on 37’s. Does that mean I grew. Ha ha.
And now ⬆️ goes the prices on maurauders! 😂
He drives a Ford FUCKING RANGER!!!
we know you are affended 😂. you are over compensating yourself.
April is so hot since she added the blonde highlights! Nice upgrade Tyler!
Now do a show on Women and their favored cars i.e. suburban girls and BMWs. Urban queens with clapped out Nissans or barely running BMWs. 40 year olds with mini vans, rich ladies with Jags, boomer women in Buicks....
The hypocrisy continues unabated. If the rolls were reversed, there would be howls of misogyny, etc.
Does my desire for a 3-pedal Corvette count? I have gasoline in my veins & am too broke for anything that holds a candle to a C5 Vette.
Those numbers are they in resting mode or working mode
I have a Mazda 3
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This channel has turned into a Middle/High School relationship at lunch time. I mean everytime Tyler bid on a car in the last video was something to do with “69.” And now this jewl…
I couldnt have said it any better. he wonders why he was called a simp. This whole video irked me and i wrote a book a second ago in my comment
Actually i like it for this very reason. Videos are easy and making fun of stereotypes. I watch enough of serious car channels, so one can be ridiculous. In similar vain is Rich Rebuilds btw.
I was hoping for a more serious conversation from this channel. Still with Hoovie's wacky take. This is nothing about jokes about their relationship, It is almost worse each day.
@@MichelleVideo It’s not going to last…
Just absolute shit topics too.
Dumb jokes and sexual innuendos…
@@MichelleVideoi think it's great. It's a better, happier side to hoovie we didn't see when he had his home garage with the ex. The fact it feels like to people similar to a middle school lunch conversation is wonderful. That's a great relationship right there. There are just having fun and enjoying each other's company while not taking life too serious.
What about individuals with only having a bus pass? Does it matter what cities these passes are from? Life is so full of variables. 😮
for some it's about the fulfillment of a dream from childhood. I am not saying this does not apply in some cases but most car people I know are collecting for the enjoyment and in some cases the nostalgia. yes Mustang people do tend to be more HP than skill. I never considered the length of my johnson when buying a car. :-)
"Because the H1 is impossible to drive" - Says the guy that has owned SEVERAL Raptors which are bigger than the H1. C'mon Hoovie.
hes not talking about the H1 size, its the appalling practicality inside. Forever fogged windows and a slew of other things completely overlooked by the design team.
Raptors are wonderful to drive with plenty of power, great ride quality, & good handling for a lifted truck, but absolutely SUCK to park. The H1 is underpowered, handles like garbage, is also hard to park due to its girthiness, EDIT: & also sucks in the ways mentioned by JasRoss. 😅
Is a raptor really biggest??? Never seen one only H1s
The H1 does suck to drive. I worked at a used car dealership and we had several. It's like driving a brick, but with worse handling.
@@augustinfno, they are the size of an F150
I agree with most of your assessments. However I believe that there are exceptions to the rule. I have a 2013 Rubicon jku lifted 3" 35" tires a winch and a light bar along with some trail lights and fog lights. I use the jeep for hunting and driving on logging roads to get in the back country. Which isn't far, considering I live on a remote island in northern Canada. 7 inches bahahaha 😅😂
What have you guys done with Nelix??
Polaris Slingshot…. It’s a sad car yes, but at least you get the wind in your hair…extensions. 😂
And you two made a TH-cam video to compensate for not being able to afford a nice car🤣The irony is wild☠
At least we know why Hoovie has had so many Lambos😞
I drive a Yugo. 🙋♂️
I kid. I drive a Ford E350 Econoline. I got shit to do.
Forget SIZE, the H2 is just a glorified, over-priced Surburban.
That isn't as useful.
More like a Tahoe, made worse. Worked at a dealership as a high school summer job and backing those up sucked
I've always referred to the H2 as a Suburban in a power ranger suit.
The front of the H2 uses the 2500 architecture while the rear uses a 1500 architecture. The H2 has a rear locker and underarmor such as the front skid plate and the transmission ladder guard and 33 inch all terrain tires and all of the mechanicals of the H2 sit above the frame rails And the H2 has 16 inches of ground clearance And the H2 came standard with a 6.0L and all wheel drive And the H2 has 40 degree approach and 41 degree departure angles for off roading, And the H2 suspension is tuned for offroad. And the H2 has a completely different body and interior seating and roof and floor mats and door panels and global window controls on 2005 and up... But other than that, sure...
@@Tokenomics1Pretty sure no one cares, it's still a suburban in a power ranger suit.
Hmm I’m thinking April is getting even with Tyler for the Grand National being on his list from another show a few days ago. Good job April 👍👍👍
I'm lucky, I am in both categories. Been a race driver and petrol head for years and am now, old, bald, fat with a tiny sausage. I drive a tuned 2003 Cayenne turbo.
The thing is, I'm not trying to compensate for anything, I enjoy driving and I like exotic sports and super cars. I am most definitely not doing it for attention, just my own entertainment.
Squated and stanced car owners are half inchers
" I wouldn't ne here if you were "....Again, the hypocrisy on display here by April is unabashed. If Hoovie made a similar remark to her, the feminist contingent would be on the war path.
Maybe they are just rewarding themselves after numerous women who have taken advantage of them
Good point
This explains why I've owned 60 plus cars and motorcycles 🤣
Fully respect and agree with the list April. Very cool that your point was focused on here...because GMYT IS a 2 person show, with Jake occasionally chiming in.
Good move Jake having the girlfriend right there for confirmation!
Mehhh, I’m disappointed with the list so far.
Ok now, do the same thing about women, that would be interesting...
I got news for you - females dont have penii
Women get cosmetic surgery, boob jobs, etc.
I actually agree with April 100%. I’d only make one change and that would be instead of the Cobra kit car, I’d say almost all kit cars but especially ones like Lamborghinis or Ferraris that have a V6 motor or have excessive badging all over the interior and exterior. They often don’t even have correct proportions and in some cases the motor isn’t even in the correct location. I understand for those who can’t afford the real thing kit cars are an option to own the next closest thing, but unless it’s a well done one that cost a tiny fraction of the original, it just looks like they are trying to pretend to be wealthy for the attention.
The Polaris Slingshot kinda looks like a woman’s high heel shoe from certain angles. It always makes me laugh when a guy tries to look like a badass while driving something that looks like a high heel shoe
April looking good as alway Tyler you are very lucky to have her in your life
Men compensate with the vehicles they buy, women compensate with cosmetic surgery.
Who hurt April?! 😂
John Ross just purchased a H2, does than mean anything for him??
NGL I wanted a Slingshot. Phasing out the motorcycle because I'm getting older and had too many people drifting into my lane. Then I compared what you get for the money versus other used cars at the price point and decided the tradeoffs were not worth it. Went to a convertible and have no regrets. Spot on about the people renting them and blasting music though...glad to not be lumped in with _that crowd_
Hmm… i guess it’s just differences between how men and women see things… I’m not saying yes or no to anything but I don’t believe that everything boils down to genetalia size… imagine the roles where reversed… Great video like always.
I thought it was going to be a list of Hoovie's cars just to be funny.
I think that there is no reality to this. BUT with short people height weight this absolutely exists. I find shorter guys like 5ft 5” or so but tall cars like pick up trucks or larger cars. Taller bigger guys usually buy shorter cars like sports cars.
Does this mean I'm happy with my appendage as I like small cars, mini's the og, a mistake, an English small sports car.
Soooooo what happens when you take the Marauder, think "that's too show boaty" and you swap the 32V engine and a 5 speed stick into a red Grand Marquis instead? I look like Grandpa got lost when I pull up to car shows lol
April, your super model males are your measurement it seems.
Again I say, I just like cars.
So TJ Hunt , Stradman ,Cleetus, Burlacker and every car youtuber ever!!!!! Is lacking !!!!!
I have 2 Benzes and 1 Cadillac. I'm definitely compensating for something.
the Prowler?!
Mercury Marauder values soon to go up.
I’ll be glad to let my wife know that I have never owned any of these vehicles!
I completely disagree about the slingshot… I don’t have one… but one with the 4 wheel conversion… that’s good stuff
I completely agree one thousand percent.
Not the cobra kit cars though, you cant afford the real ones and you cant finically afford to drive the REAL ones anyway if you could afford them, via deprecation, accidents etc.
We know who baught the cyber truck. He already made a video of it
April, what car do you drive?
April is great. I really enjoy your witty banter. By all means keep going and dont hold back, its hilarious
Most guys are car guys and the ones who aren't might be gay. There's a lot of gay car guys too tho.
Also, Slingshots are disgusting. It looks like a giant PowerWheels kid's toy made from Chinese plastic.
I'm mostly neutral on all vehicles leading up to: LIFTED PICKUP TRUCKS OVER 5". I concur. Daily driven a pickup most of my adult life.
LOL! A Marauder is the car I actually wanted to get but not for any compensation. I just LOVE the full size Ford sedan sleeper look. But they're all overpriced these days so I got a P71 Vic and am gonna make my own over time. Have a Lincoln LS V8 for the same reason.
Male a average length 5.1” to 5.5”.
Women vaginal depth average 2.8”-3.1” unstimulated to 4.3” - 4.7” stimulated.
Stop worrying about the size of your equipment. Focus on learning how to operate your equipment proficiently.
geez, I ride sidecars...what in the hell does that mean?
April, you mean SINGLE men over 29... Married, if doing marriage right, will be MEH, need mini-van worse...
Slingshot, agree...
I drive a Beetle. Some guys are like "hey, that's a girls car, BLÖÖÖH-BLÖÖÖH WÖÖÖÖÖH!!!!" (how that type of guys speaks, you know) I just respond, yes, women love it, and that pisses these guys off soooo much!! xD I've never bought a car with someone else in mind though, I buy what I want. Although I'm not well hung. :D
A fun list, I agree!!!
I had three Miatas (1 Miata and two MX-5s - all stick). Women, girls, simply LOVED it.
Now I'm looking to buy a M/B SLC 300. (OK, I know these cars were/are toys)
Maybe it's just a KIND of women I associate with, that's why they like or even love these very nimble and capable roadsters, albeit I had them only for my (immense) driving pleasure, not as chick magnets.
I truly believe - per my experience - that they are more attractive (and their drivers) to women, than say, vettes or beemers.
Of course, the class and category of the women is likely a major factor...
I never had any concern about my size. ...And ALL the cars April listed, I intensely dislike also, but add to those: all trucks, all EVs and all SUVs.
Love to see I.Q. Test results vs car they drive results.
Most men who modify exhaust, lift trucks ect. Do it to impress other men. Most women do not care.
Why do they want to impress other men?
To start a conversation about cars. Obviously.
I totally bought a GT3RS to track in order to compensate...for not having a GT3RS to track.
arrow kit on the C7. IT CAME WITH THE ARROW. What is not a race car ? Is this deliberately stirring the pot for likes and comments? You're a friggin car channel or were a car channel. She basically is saying hoovie is compensating for something because forget about which cars, having a car COLLECTION i guess would be compensating for something. SO i guesssss, that when i was lucky and blessed enough to own a vette in my 20's i'm compensating? Funny, ive owned manyyyy vettes and you called out the c7 yet i owned from c4 to c7's, am i compensating? I also think its funny about the " mid life crisis" crap when the cars like the vette, porsche etc are higher end cars where some 20 year old cant afford them LOL. But when a man , finally is able to get one, he is usually at that age since he was probably marrieddddd , sacrificed, made the family a priority and finally able to get one. Cybertruck??? omg seriously? I just came out, all your fellow "influencers" race out to get one for content. Many others , in this trendy generation, run out to be the first to get one , annnnnnnd then flip it LIKE WE HAVE SEEN.
I take it personal (i compensate for nothing) because i would really like to hear in what form of " compensating" she is talking about. When do we get to start with women , their car choices, plastic surgery , cumbrellas, injections i mean, that is almost equal to men's cars in "compensation" right? At least men aren't committing fraud when they choose a car compared to women. Btw, since it seems she has a lack of knowledge or understanding collectability when cars are limited and special like the comment, " 1 of 4 for this or blah blah" how is that compensating? She then needed to include Bugatti, koenigsegg, Pagani, Ferrari, Rolls Royce, McLaren etc etc etc for all the limited run and rare cars put out. My god, Jay leno must be really compensating. GO to Barret Jackson and watch the auctions and the cars. 1966 corvette, 427 , matching numbers, 1 of 10 with this color combination etc etc. Hoovie, disappointed you didn't say anything you just kept agreeing and wonder why you had a segment on SIMPS. YOU sold your cars at barrett. You seen the auctioneers putting 1 of 100 made or " only 50 made" cars on the podium. Ford GT, same thing. So basically , ANY sports car, supercar and hypercar could be put on her list. Guys , we are all compensating for our size i guess and this started back in my early 20's. smh ...Sad times.
I dunno... I've got a T100(manual, 2wd) with a supercharged V6 and a Chevy Volt. I may be undercompensating. lol I like them both because of their stealth. They're so innocuous in traffic, they're practically invisible. Which is exactly how I'm going to steal your girlfriend!
April, I believe your point is especially true, with lifted trucks since most of them never leave the pavement. Here in the PNW we call them mall crawlers.
In Detroit we call them Pavement Princesses.
@@Mike_and_Life That is a good name for them.
Excellent segment. Lots of fun. Had to agree with pretty much everything. April's laugh is contagious. Love the series guys.