Oh no. This is a very light version of baptism. When I was baptized in a small Belarusian church, it was January 1976, I was not even 1 year old then. In order to dip me into the font, my father chopped ice with an ax in a granite baptismal bowl. The priest who baptized me was a little, a little drunk and he dropped me under the ice. But God was on our side and he caught me by the leg and pulled me out from under the ice.
I have listened from a Mujahid who fought against both armies in Afghanistan.. He says Russian army was more strong than American army... We found more difficulty to defeat Russians than americans... American army soldiers are more interested in woman than fighting for their country while Russian Soldiers truely fight for their land..
@@Julia-fp4zi and do u know how zelensky use his people as shield ? He used lockdown the town for 35 hours in war zone ?? Do u still think he not killed his own people ? It's very risky , why not choose to evacuate them ? Because he want to make Russia slow they cant bomb the building full with civilians., zelensky want to hiding behind his people lives. It's unbelievable he risk his people lives?
@@zabantak4053 Brother Come In The beauty Of Islam You Will Understand Everything Islam Is The Way To Success Come The Right Path Before It's Too Late 😇
@@बहुतहसी Osama is not only person in Islam whose describe you whole Islam. If you see bad things on muslims it doesn't mean so that is Islam. You just have to learn Islam from right sources.
Ты найди это видео целиком и посмотри как малыш выглядит после такого крещения 🤣 и на самом деле все зависит от конкретного вероисповедания, конкретного прихода, возраста крещаемого и священника
Не правда у вас там главная проблема не любить ребёнка , или не любить семью , и ещё бросать родители в старости. Жена даёт мужа на суд за то что не платить элементы , тогда про какую реальную жизнь ты говоришь ??? Бред не неси тут
@@Чеченец-л2л это ты тут бред не неси, умник!! У вас там можно подумать стариков не бросают и детей!! Расскажи это тем, кто вашу звериную натуру не знает и не бывал в ваших помойниках!!!
@@СЕВЕРНЫЙВЕТЕР-д2х У нас никогда не бросают родители и детей наоборот сильно любят. врать не надо тут! У вас там инцест , пьянства , убивают друг друга кому достанется квартира или наследство , у вас там дом престарелых очень много , у в Чечне 0 . Ваши девушки подают суд собственного мужа за то что он не платить элементы за ребёнка , у вас там бабы сначала занимаются с*ксоми потом говорят что их износилали , короче вы отлично умеете врать . Сами знаете кто вы на самом деле. Лицемери и врушники
Ещё раз говорю готовили бы реальную жизнь не разрушили бы больницы и заводы , за последний 20 лет у вас неселения на минус идёт , рождаемость за последний 20 лет у вас -1 миллион человек.
@@Podkarpatskay_Ukraina а где хоронить будут тело... Разве это важно? Если вам интересно читайте Библию (от псалтыря и весь новый зовёт) чтобы знать всю правду, вместо того чтобы слушать людей которые сами к богу не идут и другим не дают. Когда то я многое не знал о христианстве, пока не начал читать Библию, размышлять что к чему и посещать служения...
@@Podkarpatskay_Ukraina сколько бы человек не рассказал о боге,человеку который не знает его, все что можно услышать и понять... это 10% из того что что есть на самом деле.
US🇺🇸🍔: Just a gentle splash and we should be done
Russia🇷🇺🥂: WHERES THE MONEY LEBOWSKI
Hamburgers are from Germany.
😂😂😂😂
@@WhatShouldINameMyself1 which ones, the German version of the American version?
The “Russian” baby is actually Georgian
🇷🇺👍🇺🇲🫤???????
He didn’t even gave him time to cry 😂
In Russia we dont cray ,we have only two emotions:
1-anger
2-we dont gave a fuck
yes
@@ореливанов no wonder why Putin started a war
😂
@@waterlemon-c5x because we dont like Ukraine president
Us:We baptize you to save your soul
Russia:We baptize you so that you kill Satan
Not Russian but Georgian
😂😂😂😂😂👍
Cyka bkyat
They can kill Satan but not Ukraine?
@@guts2186с чего ты взял раз, второе, не имеет значения у нас так и крестят
Usa: little water fall
Russia: Its bath time
In USA, we make memes. In russia, memes make you.
Wouldn't that mean the United States made russia
@@TheHandThatMocked……………..
Partly yes. The Russian Empire interceded in the war against Britain when the revolution was in America
In Russia babies experience flight simulator soon after birth
Чего блять
And still get beaten by American pilots..
Фантазер@@SirCallytheIIgaming
@@SirCallytheIIgaming cap
@@SirCallytheIIgaming Because they’re only used to operating a plane under crazy turbulence. Most flights are too smooth, for them.
USA - We raise LGBT
Russian - We Raise Men
🔥🔥🤣🤣
🤭
URA.......
Hahaa
@Shadeo Subba why don't you google it bro 😂 LGBT
미국: 주님은 항상 너의 곁에 있단다.
러시아: 가서 뵙고 오세요.
하하하
Ахахаххаха, не понимаю, почему так мало лайков
ㅋㅋㅋ 합격! ㅋㅋㅋ
@@РоманМамаев-ц9в Où venez-vous?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am Russian and this is so true😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
🇺🇸: we raise a boy 👦
🇷🇺: we raise a man 🗿🔥
Edit 1:wow 600 like crazy
USSR: *covers the kid in vodka* COMRADE!
@@SCPFoundationist Russia: oky
Man what y'all talking about American has men your just talking about the LGBTQ part which I hate
@@SCPFoundationistxaxaxaxaxaxa
Yes. Man with twisted neck and head traumas
They do the same thing in Bulgaria 🇧🇬 🤣
That's true 😂😂😂
you are brothers, all Orthodox Christians are baptized this way, I am from Perm (we remember Shipka)
USA: rileks
RUSSIA: ekstrim
Писать научись позор
Tenang mereka profesional
Indonesian?
Yes it is
@@DARK_KNIGHT_777Тупицы, они говорят по-индонезийски.
Toddler getting ready to fight them bears
Не, скорее с теми, кто успел взять последний скидочный доширак)
Russian baby already started training....lol
Edit: 1.6k likes!! Damn, thanks guys, it's the most i got ever....!
This baby from Chechen Russia.
@@legallonda4294 he is not
@@legallonda4294 Chechens are Muslims! You just took and offended a whole nation. How do you feel after this? Do you think you are immortal?
Oh no. This is a very light version of baptism. When I was baptized in a small Belarusian church, it was January 1976, I was not even 1 year old then. In order to dip me into the font, my father chopped ice with an ax in a granite baptismal bowl. The priest who baptized me was a little, a little drunk and he dropped me under the ice. But God was on our side and he caught me by the leg and pulled me out from under the ice.
Да
USA: we raise good children
Russia: we raise strong children
USA : I baptise you as a faithful servant of God..
Russia : I baptise you as a Soldier of God...
Lol 😆
Russia isnt catholic
@@krichenboi I know
russian airforce soldiers.
@@Yami_TDS This is not a joke. Russia has long mixed two incompatible sides: the war and the church.
USA: we use toilet bowl
Russia: we use cooking pan
Why did I immediately think you cook the baby for Russians “yep scrumptious delicious baby”👏🤩🤣
Why are you guys laughing? Do you know baby? Russia is a asshole baby. Can’t swim.
CATHOLIC VS ORTHODOX 🤯
Imagine it's Biden & Putin
Perfect sync
😂
😂😂
US: I raise you to be the self-entitled Karen.
Russia: I raise you for the ups and downs of this world.
😂
1+0=1
I am so smart 😎
Nice
You dropped your crown king
@@sciencenerd777 agree
I am very convinced that my parents treat me like I’m a Russian
То есть к вам относятся хорошо?😉
USA: We have the best fitness people
Russia: We have men doing push-up with their feet
women too,don't be sexist
@@riyasingh2729feminist spotted
@@AnimalsAreTheBestOfTheBest yeah,fiminists are required when male chaivihuas like you exist
@@AnimalsAreTheBestOfTheBest feminists are the best people
Lol...that Russian priest is something else.
He is georgian
@@goodyahhfacts
الحمدلله على. نعمة الاسلام
I taught it was toilet 😂😂😂😂🤣
Me too 😅
Me 2
😂😂
They are labelling their religion sticker from human to Christian
Me 3
Russia's babies be like :This is hilarious...
That one came from Georgia 💀
Facts
Got prepared strongly in baby Russian 😂❤️
Hahahahaha
Hitler Russia 👹
Yesss❤️
No putin is great leader
The baby drowned
This channel is literally provoking war between them😂😂🔥
🏳🥂
🤣🤣🤣
I mean they already enemy😂
@@MilkMocha56 not really we didn't bother them cuz if we joined Russia will send nukes stornger than American
@@nathan2657 idk but America does poke it's nose everywhere 😅
Idk what is this action called but that small Russian *MAN* is training skydiving after birth 🤯💪🇷🇺
man? Svetlana and all balkan girls wanna talk
He is Georgian
That Russian baby going bungee jumping, lol
😂😂
USA baby's:I am so much cared
Russia : I will take my revenge
USA :melatih bayi melambai/ kemayu
RUSIA: melatih bayi kuat dan gentlemen,tahan banting
😂😂😂😂😂
Pulu pulu pulu 😂😂😂
That baby will never forget the trauma that he experiences
Ḁ̷̢̪̈́͑̿̓̍̿̊̽͐̾̂̎͒̔̊v̵̧̢̼͇̩̮̮̯͓̫̲̟̈́͛͆̃͐̚͜ę̴͕͎͔̝̝͔̱̰͕̘͚͔̞̅̍̈̏̂̓̾͂͘̚͜r̵̭̫̟̗̈́̀̓̐̊̒͊̑͊̈́͗͗̕ą̷̳̱̭͌̾͠g̸͈̯͎̯͖̞̘̒̾́̋̋̈́̄ẽ̵̼̱̼̺̮͎̱͈̯̭͖̩͖̮̣̿̽̃̈́́́͂͝ ̴̯̪̿̃̇̀͐͆̀̕Ṛ̷̺̪͕̥̞̟͌̀͂̄͑̋̿͛͜u̸̱͗͗̋͝s̵͓͈̫͎̈͊̂̅͆͛̓͌͋̈́̽̑̈͗ś̷̰͇̼͚̟̮̯̳̈́͊͑̿͌̂ͅȋ̶͚͒̓͆̋̈́̉̐̋̑̋̕͠a̶̢̡̛̙̯̹͉̣̟̻̫̝̎̅̏͜ͅn̸̝̰͕̘̟̙̑͆͊̋̕ ̶̠̍́͂͛̆̋̑̌̆̃̊̉̾͝p̵͔͉͖̳͓̥̪͍͈̈̂̓͛̾̂̓̎̽̈͐͘͝ê̵̘̪̳͚̦̰͝r̸̺̮̫̜̺̦̓̊̆́̾̃̓͑̚͝s̵̢͔̻̟͇͚͌͛̽͆͗̈̈́̆̋̉̓̒̚͝ȍ̷̻̤͙̬̿̎̕̚n̸̢̡̢̺̺̪͚̣̗̫̳͔̫̩̿̍̇͊͗͊̂̕͠
Putin : my parents told me I did that up side down in the most dangerous way
❤
I am moving to Russia so I can legally do this to my baby
Lmao
If you had one..
That video is from georgia (country)
@@სუხო3მარწყვისდამსველი those mfs don’t even know what country it is from and randomly say Russia
@@mrtraci5450 yea
That's why education is important 😂😂
That's why people need experience than learning that from other people experience or books written but they themselves be the author
USA 🇺🇸 : We bapties you
Russia 🇷🇺 : We pick you up
Россия 🇩🇪
Китай 🇷🇺
Russia isn’t catholic also it’s the country of Georgia 🇬🇪
Real Bruh😐 moment
True.
Ayo i am from georgia my name is irakli irakli is georgian name i can speak here georgian if you want
@@Fuerza5544 ok
Exactly and he even spelled Russia wrong
I have listened from a Mujahid who fought against both armies in Afghanistan.. He says Russian army was more strong than American army... We found more difficulty to defeat Russians than americans... American army soldiers are more interested in woman than fighting for their country while Russian Soldiers truely fight for their land..
As an Afghan myself I agree that Russians are more badass than anyone in this world
😎💪🇷🇺🇷🇺
@@guy7563 But not more than Muslims and especially if they are Afghans😁🥰.... Respect bro from Pakistan
@@MUHAMMADASLAM-bt7df thank you bro love & respect Pakistan from Afghanistan 😁😁❤
@@guy7563 hy Afghanistan k logo sai yai soun kr hamesha dil sai khooshi hotti hai🥰..
@@MUHAMMADASLAM-bt7df Same brother 🤝😊
We all know that kids going to grow up to be a badass
😊
الحمد الله عله نعمت الاسلام
Alhamdolliah ♥️🥰
اَلْحَمْدُلِلّٰه
Subhanallah..alhamdullillah... allahuakhbar!!!
Kayfa halooka ya habibi? Hayya bina nataaraf...
Orthodox Brother's ❤
☦️🇬🇷🇷🇸🇷🇺☦️
Idk why my respect to rusia growing everyday 💪
Are you know how many Russian soldiers have already killed defenseless children and women in Ukraine?
@@Julia-fp4zi and do u know how zelensky use his people as shield ? He used lockdown the town for 35 hours in war zone ?? Do u still think he not killed his own people ? It's very risky , why not choose to evacuate them ? Because he want to make Russia slow they cant bomb the building full with civilians., zelensky want to hiding behind his people lives. It's unbelievable he risk his people lives?
@@lialiasurachman7623 correct 💯
@@lialiasurachman7623 You don't even understand that you are parroting propaganda, literally copied from Hamas' tactics in Gaza. Lol
@@Akhmadi_Kurniawan At least they're not outright inventing it.
Orthodoxy at its best ❤️☦️
No
@@DawidTHFC dont cry brother
@@slavlegend8845 but I'm writing the truth, brother
@@DawidTHFC and the truth is no? Why so?
@@slavlegend8845 couldn't leave this comment without my opinion
That baby is a Soviet soldier right now
The Soviet countries were atheistic, the joke is not counted
Usa: we have the best church
Russia: no we do
Greek: hold the sword
☦️☦️☦️
@гелик-_- i am eastern european but not Russian xD
Greek and Russian church are almost the same, this religion has come to Russia from Greeks (Byzantine empire, now it's destroyed by Turkey)
Actually the Russian one was from Georgian
Yep we know they just used it for the meme 🤣
The meme is basically just trying to make Russia better than America
@@Defenderofchrist16 , meme trying to make Russia better than USA by showing that Russia is a more dangerous and cruel country?
@@jeomirit no, but what I meant was in most of them they aren't cruel just cool. Doing that to a baby doesn't seem good to me.
you little sassy man I am not from India
@@Propaganda45 რა შეგატყო ინდოელის ნეტა დდ
USA: may you enjoy life and think of god as your friend.
russia: may you experience pain before you know what it means
الحمد الله على نعمة الاسلام 🇸🇦🌷🤙🏻🤙🏻
المسيحية
الحمد الله
الحمدلله والشكرلله على نعمة الإسلام والعقل
Alhamdulillah
Im not an arab but I totally understood what you said. There are so many things in islam which are not logical neither
@@zabantak4053 Brother Come In The beauty Of Islam You Will Understand Everything Islam Is The Way To Success Come The Right Path Before It's Too Late 😇
@@Pubg-mobile218 Osama bin Laden product of ISLAM 🕋
@@बहुतहसी Osama is not only person in Islam whose describe you whole Islam. If you see bad things on muslims it doesn't mean so that is Islam. You just have to learn Islam from right sources.
He's a menace to the baby 💀
А ведь это действительно так, я видел как крестили мою сестру.
Ты найди это видео целиком и посмотри как малыш выглядит после такого крещения 🤣 и на самом деле все зависит от конкретного вероисповедания, конкретного прихода, возраста крещаемого и священника
@православные храмы в minecraft 🤦♂️ а даром можно? Не люблю когда за меня Бесы платят!!
@православные храмы в minecraft слово Бес+платно не смущает?
Только "Дар"ом
@православные храмы в minecraft табачный король мне не патриархат!!
Алексей был истинный патриарх. А этот Кирилл "бес ряженый"
@православные храмы в minecraft не рассказывайте мне сказок. Я не вчера родился, и прекрасно помню то время.
The thumbnail is quite confusing
I thought it was a toilet
“MERICAA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅!!”
USA: PURE REAL
RUSSIA...: DON'T READ THE EURONEWS AT THE TOP OK
Wrong fraud
👍
When i was baptized, the priest dunked me in the water, full body in. Then i came up gasping for air 😂😂
👆لا اله إلا الله محمد رسول الله🇸🇦☪️👑
No.
Hail Christ our King.
Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit.
Нет блин рассия ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤🇷🇺❤️❤️❤️❤️🕶️🕶️🕶️🕶️🕶️🕶️🕶️🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ РАССИЯ РАССИЯ ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ ЛУЧШЕ
I saw the full Russian video, baby is happy in the end
Ain't even Russian
No u din
It's from GEORGIAN SAQARTVELO NOT FROM RUSSIAN
@@Propaganda45 who cares? Georgians are as orthodox as Russians
Y que el bebé ruso agradezca que no estaba el agua bendita congelada, sino tenía que romper el hielo con el cráneo 😂🤣😂😂
Got that Achilles Torso 😂
Los bebés Rusos 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Usa:the god will be with you
Russia:go to god
In Texas they baptized me like they did in Russia 🗿
I've heard a lot about Texas being the last place where real Americans are left. But how the hell did the Bush couple end up there?
That wasn’t Russia lol
@@Itz.Pyato4ok that’s georgia
@@Itz.Pyato4ok no it georgia
Чего??????
Хоть кто то понял
@@Itz.Pyato4ok это не Россия, это Грузия
Everybody gangsta untill India shows up😂😎
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂we will miss it this week but we are
Thats what i do with my coca cola bottle before opening it. 😂
😆😆😆
The baby is traumatized💀😭
Не боись это как карусель. Удобно катаешься и моешься одновременно, а в конце получаешь вкуснейший хлеб. До сих пор помню этот вкус 🤤
@@Что-л1хOk
the first is not even baptism, but just washing head
USA - water, holy water
Russia - vodka
Holy WATka (vodka)
А как же медведь? Самое главное забыли
الحمدلله على نعمة الاسلام ♥️
Bro is experiencing turbulance right after its birth💀💀💀
Thank God I wasn't born in Russia 😮
Although I wasn't born in the United States 😢
USA: We have the best church
Russia: Are you sure about that
The Russia part is crãsy
It’s not Russian. It’s Georgian
Теперь понятно в каком месте меня мама уронила...
Далеко не тебя одного...
@@bloodhomestudio и не мама🤣🤣🤣
“WHERE’S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI?”
Usa:jesus is always beside you
Russia:go meet him
US: "We'll train them when they're ready"
Russia: "We'll train them as soon as they come out of the womb"
I feel bad for all the russian.
@@zunairahasy-syifa2191no need to worry about us comrade😊
They need to hurry in order to be ready for the next wave of mobilisation.
it's actually not Russian but I get ur joke💀
Y aún así siguen siendo el ejército más fuerte
Thats y russian soldier is best 🤣
It’s from Georgia not Russia
USA Parents: Do it comfortably, the child will get cold.
Russian Parents: Baptist you take it easy. We come to drink Vodka in a while.
In italy we immerse the whole child directly XD
Realy
Miya bhaii Russia🔥😎
Kuch bhi Christian ceremony hai wo
"Where is my money lebowski?"
🤣
2 reasons why am i alive
1 i was born
2 im still not dead yet
Russian kids when they find out how they were baptised: What?😳
A hahaha ɐ ɥɐɥɐɥɐɥɐ ahahahahah
Da
Russia isn’t catholic
Also the country is Georgia 🇬🇪
This is not russssiaaa this is georgiaaaa🇬🇪
Yeah for the Russia one they do that in every former Soviet republic.
thats make russian a badass man in the world😂
Ну за то в России сразу детей готовят к реальной жизни
Не правда у вас там главная проблема не любить ребёнка , или не любить семью , и ещё бросать родители в старости.
Жена даёт мужа на суд за то что не платить элементы , тогда про какую реальную жизнь ты говоришь ??? Бред не неси тут
@@Чеченец-л2л это ты тут бред не неси, умник!! У вас там можно подумать стариков не бросают и детей!! Расскажи это тем, кто вашу звериную натуру не знает и не бывал в ваших помойниках!!!
@@Чеченец-л2л Он провильно прояснил
@@СЕВЕРНЫЙВЕТЕР-д2х У нас никогда не бросают родители и детей наоборот сильно любят. врать не надо тут!
У вас там инцест , пьянства , убивают друг друга кому достанется квартира или наследство , у вас там дом престарелых очень много , у в Чечне 0 .
Ваши девушки подают суд собственного мужа за то что он не платить элементы за ребёнка , у вас там бабы сначала занимаются с*ксоми потом говорят что их износилали , короче вы отлично умеете врать .
Сами знаете кто вы на самом деле.
Лицемери и врушники
Ещё раз говорю готовили бы реальную жизнь не разрушили бы больницы и заводы , за последний 20 лет у вас неселения на минус идёт , рождаемость за последний 20 лет у вас -1 миллион человек.
يا اخي احنا اطفالنا العرب ما نعمل لهم شيء وبسرعه يبكون وهذا الطفل المسكين لعبوا فيه في الماء 😂😂😂
رَضيـتُ بِاللهِ رَبَّـاً وَبِالإسْلامِ ديـناً وَبِمُحَـمَّدٍ صلى الله عليه وسلم نَبِيّـاً 💖
This baby has seen god I'm telling you
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a indian i started singing moscow , moscow when russian part came.
И не 1 не 2е в жизни человека ничего не даёт... человек должен осознано принимать крещение в одыкватном возрасте)😉
А если он умрет раньше крещения то на кладбище его не похоронят
@@Podkarpatskay_Ukraina если ребенок умирает не совершая греха, то бог его заберёт.
@@__8364 но как я знаю хоронить на кладбище таких нельзя
@@Podkarpatskay_Ukraina а где хоронить будут тело... Разве это важно? Если вам интересно читайте Библию (от псалтыря и весь новый зовёт) чтобы знать всю правду, вместо того чтобы слушать людей которые сами к богу не идут и другим не дают.
Когда то я многое не знал о христианстве, пока не начал читать Библию, размышлять что к чему и посещать служения...
@@Podkarpatskay_Ukraina сколько бы человек не рассказал о боге,человеку который не знает его, все что можно услышать и понять... это 10% из того что что есть на самом деле.
USA: Thus Thou shall be baptized as a faithful servant of God..
Russia: Where's the Money Lebowski!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
That shocked baby face always gets me Lol
"Like bro wtf did you just do to me?"
Too hardcore xd