Boris Johnson’s Bootcamp! Join The Army! (A Parody)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ม.ค. 2024
- A word from Boris Johnson to make sure you are fit and ready when the time comes for conscription, just like him...
This is a parody of the following video; vm.tiktok.com/ZGehaM8v9/
Parkour!
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I doubt if Bunter could punch his way out of a paper bag! Thank you for showing his ineptitude!
Boris is exempt from sending his kids into battle because..... he doesn't even know who where or how many there are 🤣
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I reckon that Bozo would make an excellent sandbag. 😊
That’s about the only thing he’s good for.
Lanced-boil Boris Johnson reporting for duty, SIR!
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😂 Every bit of this is absolutely hilarious 😂 Join the Bojo Army Now! 😂
Ah I love this! Thank you so much! 🙌🥰
Fabric*nt Has just rang, he needs the spare wig back for tomorrow's PMQs!
This just cracked me up. I needed that. I'm laughing & crying at "that run". Thanks for your service to the nation, Nerine. ❤ ❤
Haha thank you so much! That run was ridiculous and I loved it! Got some strange looks though! 🤣🤣🥰
Made me laugh as well.. technique was better than Bodgers though😂
@@nerineskinner Its fantastic physical comedy, as well as some great lines. Which is quite unusual to see. Keep them coming Nerine.
@@petyrkowalski9887 Nerine did a fantastic one woman show. I had the same reaction as when I saw Monty Pythons Upper Class Twits Olympics back in the day.
@@SuzanneO707 thanks so much 🥰🥰
I just got out of my chair to make a cup of tea.
I shouted "Parkour!" as I did it and - By Jove! - I felt like an Olympian.
Far and away the best fitness tip I've received this month.
Solid platinum excellence.
🤣🤣I love this! You’re so welcome! You’re ready for anything now! 🤣🤣🤪thank you 🥰🥰
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Currently lying in bed shouting, 'Parkour!' eating cheese and laughing out loud! 😂
I went downstairs to pick up a delivery this afternoon. As I started climbing the stairs with my parcel, I said "Parkour!" very loudly to myself. The Amazon guy just nodded sagely.@@mcjs8640
Also, bonus points for using the phrase 'By jove' 👍
You got his elegant run nailed 😁
Ah thank you. I studied it for a long time 🤣🤪🥰
PARKOUR! PARKOUR!
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The pastiche of BoZo running is dead on!
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How have you captured his essence so perfectly? Bravo!
Bravo!
Aww I love this, thank you so much 🥰🥰
Boris signing up to fight for King and Country?
Wonderful. I feel safer already! 😉😉
But Boris is World King! Surely Charles, King of England should sign up to fight for World King Boris!
Of course not. He is signing up _other_ people to fight for King and country.
As per usual.
He has Russian links
Don't trust him
Parkour is now my word of the day. Made me want to slide across the bonnet of my car shouting PARKOUR!!!!! Boris is truly an inspiration to all.
🤣🤣🤣I need to see photo evidence of this!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 is it possible to get worse and even more brilliant at the same time 🤔
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Impressed by the parkour Nerine - great skill 😉 Thanks for keeping the tears rolling 🤣
🤣🤣you’re so welcome. I’m so natural at it 💁♀️🤣🤪🥰
Boot camp. Take it from someone who has already been booted from several jobs for making up stories to actual lying. Being booted may actually be his area of expertise. (I expect the only boots he's seen are the chemists).
Fancy letting him loose in the park!! 🤪🤣 Nice one Nerine xx
Imagine letting him loose in the actual Army! 😮
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A ‘Boot up the 4r53 Camp’ is in order 😂 Nice one Narine ❤ Loved it …. 😊
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The run is exactly what he would look like during PE at Eaton....😅😅 .....parkour!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💪💪
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Dah dah dah Pork Life...cos its all about Bojo who goes round and round and round....😂🎉
There's surely a clip in this! Brit pop politics Liz doing Blur, (Blair). Bozo doing Pulp, Doritos doing cigarettes and alcohol........😅😅😅
@@garymcmanus9946 fab fab yessssssss
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Hahaha I love you, Nerine 😂
Ah thanks so much! 🥰🥰
Remember, in the heat of war.....there are no Fridges to cower within!
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He's a fine example for us all, this'll surly get everyone prepped for combat.
I just love that waffle noise you do Nerine, 😂 my favorite thing in this one is the bit when he looks back with his hands up after jumping off that spring thing 🤷♂🤣
Brilliant, his run!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 - though I was worried you were going to go on your _face_ a couple of times you "sprinted" off lol
Haha thank you so much! Haha I actually did fall over once! And the stick I used to camouflage may have been covered in dog poo 💩 🤣🤦♀️🥰
Lady Penelope (dressed as Boris): "I must say, Parkour, you look quite dashing as you're dashing about in the park!" Parker: "Thank you, m'lady. That costume of yours is a bit of a knockout an' all! ."
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😂😂😂😂 brilliant, I needed this!!! Good way to kick off evening after work😅
Ah yay! Thank you so much! I hope you’re well lovely 🥰🥰
« Parkour » 😂😂😂😂😂. Brilliant Nerine. I shall be ramdomly shouting this for no reason from now on.
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@@nerineskinner I am getting some strangle looks….
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😂🤣😂 Absolutely brilliant! Strangely I had the Dad's Army theme tune running through my head when I heard of this recruiting brainwave. With that kind of training program we shall be the envy of the world...and most feared nation in the kiddies playground!.. Parkour!!!! 😂🤣😂
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You did it again Nerine!
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Haha thank you! 🙌🥰
Thanks Nerine. This is a great sketch, and parody.💋
Thank you so much as always lovely. It means a lot 🥰🥰
Absolute comedy gold! Crying with laughter over ' Parkour'😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣thank you so much! I can’t stop saying parkour now 🤣🤣
@@nerineskinner - me too! 🤣🤣
Another funny parody , thanks for brightening up my morning Nerine. My favourite bit is that "Oh ruddy hell ! " .I nearly spilled my coffee over that bit I just couldn't help laughing ! I think of it as your Bojo catchphrase !!
Ah thank you so much! Haha I love that phrase too, it’s what I use to get into his voice 🤣🤣thanks so much 🥰🥰
A perfect summation of the man and the message. I would add, in the camouflage section, the skilled application of clown makeup. Blending in at Conservative Party functions is a military necessity.
"I've completely destroyed the economy and screwed the poor, now I want you to go to war for me! Chop-chop old man...."
Just a bit of gentle ribbing. Wonderful. Thank you.
Afraid not, Bozza doesn't use condoms!
Maybe theme to Chariots of Fire when he runs away?
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Nerine you crack me up, I doubt if BOZO could do the kiddies park better than you xx
Haha thank you! 😂🥰🥰
Crazy. I reckon the barmy army might still take him though
They'll have to pay me a lot of money
Wow Nerine this is a classic, you are brilliant, made my day, regards.
Ah thank you so much! This one was so much fun, so glad you liked it 🥰🥰
Enjoying that chopper a little too much!
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Couldn't have done it better!
Haha ah thank you! 🥰🥰
Love your work ❤
Ah thank you so much 🥰🥰
Nerine, that was really amusing,Boris is so fit and intelligent
This is so hilarious!
Ah thank you! 🥰🥰
Gosh! An extremist version of Boorish Pfeffel. The run, and the way the feet do not go flat to the ground, is typical of those whose ancestors, back as far as 60 years ago, are closely linked to the Gorilla.
What would have been the killer was to have off-shot hecklers, easily dubbed, shouting dates at Pfeffel as he said, "When did I ever lie to you".
Brilliant work again, honey pie. You just get betterer and betterer by the minute. 🐕🐕🐕
🤣🤣🤣yeah great shout on the hecklers idea there!
Thank you so much lovely, this was a fun one to film! 🤣🥰🥰
Thank you Nerine, I did enjoy this. 😂
Ah great, thank you! So glad you liked it 🥰🥰
Have they not locked you up yet 😂😂. Keep em coming ❤
I’ve locked myself up, I’ve lost my mind 🤣🤣🤪🥰
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Brilliant! I'm cracking up 🤣🤣
🤣🤣ah thank you! 🥰🥰
Parkour oh my God that was hilarious, great parody just excellent.
Ah thanks so much! 🥰🥰
Great work nerine
Ah thank you lovely 🥰🥰
Lions led by Donkeys comes to mind, Spaffer wouldn't anywhere near the front line, or his family like all the Tories.
Spot on. I'd sign up, but only if the rich and famous and their offspring were there in the trenches with me, as opposed to being miles behind the front line!
Johnson training for camouflage? Surely that should have been in a fridge?
Be as fit as Bojo.
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Hehe! That's Boris for you.
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You are brilliant and spot on 🤣
Ah thank you so much 🥰🥰
That’s the Rye in High Wycombe if I’m not mistaken. Bo Jo must have been giving some support to his mucker Steve Baker
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Ha ha ha ha. Ha. Very. Funny and the accent is spot on,
Johnson is a joke. What. We. Should do. Is refuse to fight. Until. Rishi, Boris. Nigel farage, and Richard tice are on the front lines, until then we should all refuse to fight,
Great video your boris Johnson is so. Accurate and the accent is spot on
You stay safe 👍
Ah thank you so much, I’m so glad you liked it 🥰🥰🤗
I'm confused... I heard the word "camouflage" but only saw a tree. Do we have talking trees in the armed forces now?
Oh yes, got it all! 🤪🤪
Great to see it tonight in person ☺ Thanks!
Thank you so much for coming! Sorry it was all so mad afterwards! 🥰
So many questions, but so many festival shows to get to! 🙂
Did the stand up comedy come before the characters? How great is your singing voice?! 😀
Hopefully a nice tour show in it and always fresh satire with the current government being such bell ends.
Nice one, , 5 stars.
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@@LightDiodeNeal ah Neal, thank you! Did you have a good rest of your night and seeing shows?
Stand up came years ago but I did all of 4 gigs and gave up to focus on my musical theatre career. But that didn’t take off 🤣and then slowly fell back into comedy and now it’s all happening at once 🤣🤣
I’m hoping to take it to Edinburgh this year but I just don’t know how to afford it. But that’s the vague plan! Yes, so many ridiculous situations happening all the time in terms of satire, so that will keep it fresh! 🤣Thank you so so much for coming 🥰🥰
Exactly how it happened.
Except his _actual_ sweatpants had a Union Jack on the bottom.
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Get to the chopper 😂
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🤣🤣🤣 But far too athletic for the bumbling buffoon! And where was his driver to ferry him between activities? Good skit!... think I spelt that right!
🤣🤣thank you lovely 🥰
Can I please operate the absail when we send him in????
That looks like it was enormous fun to film. And yeah, the idea of the Blonde Clown in the army is laughable.
It was so much fun! I got some very very strange looks though 🤣🤣
I’m actually a fan of the Bold Boris and think he still has lots of value and not just as a politician (honestly)…yeah I know that I should expect a hate response for my comment…I laughed when you were on the ‘man your ship’ portion of your parody…you really should have mentioned that maybe I should be checking the crew/looking out for mutineers lol…I reckon it wasn’t Boris that let us all down, Bring him back..! 😇
He actually scares me hahaha 😂
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Had me at, Parkour! Hahahaha
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Wonderful 😂😂😂😂😂
Ah thank you! 🥰🥰
🤣🤣🤣 brilliant just brilliant. The closest Boj up Boris will ever get to parkour is a coat 👍👍
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I hope that’s not your real running style Nerine? Lovely little sketch. Thank you.
Yes… it’s just me jogging. Is it not ok? 🤔🤔🤪
@@nerineskinner I think you are doing the running style of boris, but without knocking any children over. I’m sure you run much more elegantly.
@@knmoves 🤣🤣I actually don’t know if I do but I like that you think I might 🤣🤣
Caught in a trap 😅 Brrrrrrr 😅 😂😅🤣
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"Cousins twice removed..."
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London's Best ever Mayor
So glad they’re still letting you out, once a month, to do your stuff. Not remotely nuts.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 excellent
Ah thank you 🥰🥰
😂 good one! Can anyone imagine Boris Johnson in the army!?😅 considering the mess he made of the country, Brexit, his marriages , trying to lose weight, being a journalist, for which he was sacked, being an m.p. sacked again, being P.M., sacked and booted out! But...in the army he would be a success!😂 That really would be funny!
Well, he couldn't run the Country, doubt he will be able to ever run "for" the Country..
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Wonderfully exposed again! But has BoJoke ever moved that fast? ;)
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Boris must have enough kids for his own battalion
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Boris the barrage balloon?
Nobody is going to put their lives on the line for the likes of the british establishment - they can dream on?!
So funny
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Parkour! x
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Careful there, Nerine! You could get drafted running around like that. X
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Great stuff you can do BOOZO better than him!!! I used to love to see him running. I reckon he got out of a car just around the corner Jo
He famously did when he quit as an MP.
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Parcour!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Lol
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I wish I could find that funny and I do but it's so tragic also!
Sorry! 🥰🥰
i suggest you run for prime minister, really. hope english people are clever enough to understad, if they choose you, that land will be a happier place.
Borus lives again
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This is good. 😂😂👍👍 Talented impressionist - unlike the overpaid, talentless woke bums on TV
Thank you 🥰
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Too fit for Johnson, although the running style was interesting.
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