We were engaged to be married... THEN she got her eyesight back! Suddenly, the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her! It's good to see you, Willie. ...THATS NOT WHAT YOU SAID THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW ME
No joke, the Best Friends' impressive memory of Simpsons bits is one of the reasons why I kept watching this channel regularly. And though they flubbed a great many lines here, the sheer volume of moments they recall is enough to keep me smiling.
Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, We do! Who keeps Atlantis pff the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, We do! Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutanberg a star? We do, We do! Who robs cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every oscar night? We do, We doooooo!
"Well Kang, it seems the Earth has won." "Did they? That board with a nail in it may have defeated us, but the humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails. Soon they'll make a board with a nail in it so BIG it will DESTROY THEM ALL!" *sinister laughing*
One of my favourite gags is when Bart's bike gets run over by a road zamboni or whatever and it comes out all pristine; Bart gets on and says something like "finally, some good luck!" But as soon as he rides it it falls to pieces, and the zamboni driver starts cackling like a villain whilst driving and crashing into a subway entrance
6:45 It's funny I remember hearing this when the video came out and reading that article sounded really interesting. Now the internet is just FLOODED with """"analysis"""" essays and videos that I can't imagine wanting to see it.
LETS PLAY SIMPSONS HIT AND RUN!!! Or even better idea, Just a Let's Play a shit load of Simpsons games, I would watch the shit out of that! SIMPSONS-MANIA!!!
my two fave lines from the simpsons is the one where lenin smashes out of the casket and walks like a zambino and say 'must destroy capitalisum. and the other from a tree house of horror and apu gets shot by burns and comes back a rabbit Apu: Ha! you can't kill a hindu *gets shot again* Save me jesus!:
When you said that the Simpsons was pretty much a zombie, I felt bad for it. As the old saying goes, you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villan. Love the quotes.
One day 2 years ago I came home to find a bag filled with PS1 games on my doorstep, it was mostly sports games except for 2, those two games were bubsy 3d and this. I still think to this day that someone wants me dead and that was their way of telling me that.
Does anyone know which essay Pat is referring to at 6:50? Cuz there's no shortage of google results talking about why Simpsons got bad, and tracking down one in particular from 2 years ago is pretty tricky dicky.
Theo Truter Well i can guarantee you all die-hard Simpson fans weren't impressed with the movie, i honestly wasn't impressed with it either, none of the jokes worked as well as none of them were funny in the slightest, it was interesting in terms of characters and how they were portrayed yet the movie in my opinion was a let down, fun fact: There was originally going to be a Simpsons movie released in 2002 about how Bart loses his virginity and eventually grows up
DIO's Scary Monster and THE WORLD They had Lady Gaga on as a guest and instead of making fun of her they made an episode showing how cool she is... they lost their balls and self respect.
This episode took almost three hours for me to finish watching... Had to go back and watch EVERY Simpsons reference you guys were talking about. Jimmies were rustled. God damn. God damn.
Why is it you guys find that Itchy & Scratchy rib cage xylophone joke as funny as you do? I totally get it, hardcore fans/"nerds" are often annoying idiots, but why is that so funny?
Because they've had people like that at panels and in the comment sections complain about stupid shit in that exact same way. Jokes either become very sad or ten times funnier when they actually happen.
I think Simpsons is good up until the 16th or 17th season. then it turned into badly written hipster crap cus of the new writers, But it stopped being amazing at say season 12 or 13
"Talkin' out of turn...that's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window...that's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals...that's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe...oh-ho, you better believe that's a paddlin.'" - Jasper Beardly
Man, I love this episode. Why spend 2-3 minutes trying to find your fav. Simpsons clips you long thought you forgotten and not getting it, when you can instead watch this video and hea them reinact it with so much enjoyment? THIS is the reminder of just how awesome Simpsons was!
I will never be rustled enough. This series can't ever end. They have to do every wrestling game ever made, and do a new video ever time a new one comes out.
My favorite Simpsons joke is when Homer has to wait by his car because its been clamped, and he's really hungry. Then a guy selling Kanchalash comes by. After eating a bunch Homer asks for drink and the guy says he has Mountain Dew and Crab Juice. Then Homer says "ERHHHHGGGHH! I'll take a crab juice!"
My favorite Simpsons quote is from Hurricane Neddy, when Ned Flanders snaps and starts insulting all the towns people and goes after Chief Wiggum "What do we have here? - The long flabby arm of the law? The last case you got the bottom of, was a case of Mallomars!"
Oh god you know I thought that was Pat losing his shit at the xylophone joke, but that crazy laugh was actually from WOOLIE. Woolie, buddy, you're goin' NUTS.
A long time ago, there were these dudes called the Three Stooges, and they were famous for doing slapstick comedy. One of them, Curly, would often laugh in a trademark "nyuk, nyuk, nyuk" when someone else got hit, fell down, or otherwise injured themselves. The laugh was (and still is) iconic, though it is usually distilled down to "yuk" rather than "nyuk." So when someone is "yuking (or yucking) it up," it means he or she is laughing his or her ass off at your stupidity.
i just found my self shouting in my head "USE THE CIRCLE MOVES" during the whole first half, especially during the homer and barney match, barney's circle move is one of the best in the game
"Back when I worked in a grocery store and was on the verge of killing myself day..." Haha, that's actually bizarrely relatable and genuinely giving me hope for the future.
33:30 Bumblebee Man "Exelente!" How could miss that from the critic episode that they referenced earlier, when burns is finding an actor? That was so funny!
You guys are great at advertising Divekick, I bought it solely because of you, and beat story for the first time as The Baz in tribute to you. Cheers good sirs.
Another good Sinpsons gag is when Homer is at the gun shop and he points his gun at the screen and pulls the trigger, then he points away from the cashier and pulls the trigger and then points it at the cashier and pulls the trigger four or five times. It gets me every time.
Did you know originally homer was supposed to secretly be krusty, ironically since he is sons role model. This was later written out but in exchange you got the episode where homer pretended to be krusty to get away from fat tony
These references have made this one of the best rustlemanias, also woolie losing his shit over the xylophone joke. Would love to see more Simpsons games... Hit and run is always a great game to play
I love the fact the closest we got to wrestling talk was mentions of combos. Best episode of the Rustlemania series though I'm sad they didn't mention the space coyote quote
We were engaged to be married... THEN she got her eyesight back! Suddenly, the ugliest man in Glasgow wasn't good enough for her!
It's good to see you, Willie.
...THATS NOT WHAT YOU SAID THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW ME
No joke, the Best Friends' impressive memory of Simpsons bits is one of the reasons why I kept watching this channel regularly.
And though they flubbed a great many lines here, the sheer volume of moments they recall is enough to keep me smiling.
This episode is nothing but Simpsons quotes...
And I fucking love it.
Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, We do! Who keeps Atlantis pff the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do, We do! Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutanberg a star? We do, We do! Who robs cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every oscar night? We do, We doooooo!
"Well Kang, it seems the Earth has won."
"Did they? That board with a nail in it may have defeated us, but the humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails. Soon they'll make a board with a nail in it so BIG it will DESTROY THEM ALL!"
*sinister laughing*
Flanders is so op in this game, he calls god to smite you.
Pan Stupid op Flanders
Pigmask Major I Agree Stupid Flanders. Homer vs Flanders
Prepare yo diddly hole
I guess god kinda is a stand
Yup, still the best Rustlemania episode.
One of my favourite gags is when Bart's bike gets run over by a road zamboni or whatever and it comes out all pristine; Bart gets on and says something like "finally, some good luck!" But as soon as he rides it it falls to pieces, and the zamboni driver starts cackling like a villain whilst driving and crashing into a subway entrance
14:25
"I'm kinda glad they're back to being supervillains again."
Oh no...
I just come here for all the Simpsons references.
Homer: Kids could you step outside for a moment
Homer: (Breathes deeply) FFFFFFFUUUU
Flanders: My word!,that was the loudest profanity I ever heard
6:45 It's funny I remember hearing this when the video came out and reading that article sounded really interesting. Now the internet is just FLOODED with """"analysis"""" essays and videos that I can't imagine wanting to see it.
This is literally my favorite video by you guys.
I love the story of Matt quitting his job at 28:00.
Remember when Smithers was black and moe and Lenny had blue hair
are you saying boo? or boo-tista? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I was saying Boo-tista
everyone was saying Boo-tista
I was saying bluetista
I was actually saying barista
Blazblutista.
Bumblebee Man got screwed. His shoulders weren't to the mat.
Smells like Earl Hebner had something to do with this.
I've barely ever watched it, but I still love to hear the Best Friends guys talk about it, they just get so happy!
LETS PLAY SIMPSONS HIT AND RUN!!! Or even better idea, Just a Let's Play a shit load of Simpsons games, I would watch the shit out of that! SIMPSONS-MANIA!!!
THIS. I NEED SIMPSONS-MANIA IN MY LIFE.
Man, I'd love to watch them do a Let's Play of Hit and Run, think of all the Simpsons jokes
You and me both brother, you and me both.
Class, after class, after class of ugly, UGLY children. Love Superintendent Chalmers in that quote.
Fuck yeah TBF quoting the Simpsons.
Here after Matts recent video. Ahhh memories
my two fave lines from the simpsons is the one where lenin smashes out of the casket and walks like a zambino and say 'must destroy capitalisum. and the other from a tree house of horror and apu gets shot by burns and comes back a rabbit
Apu: Ha! you can't kill a hindu *gets shot again* Save me jesus!:
I just want to say this was a light hearted romp through Simpson Nostalgia.
Thank you, most noble Best Friends Ziabatsu.
Was anyone else shouting out Mendoza when they did?
Damn damn damn Mcbain I ain't gonna make it
Oh stop talking crazy.
When you said that the Simpsons was pretty much a zombie, I felt bad for it. As the old saying goes, you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villan. Love the quotes.
This is the epitome of night with the boys
I come back to watch this every once in a while just to listen to the nostalgia and great simpson gags.
These guys need to do more Simpsons games.
This was the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life. I am so glad I am a Simpsons fan and was able to understand every single thing that was said.
Came for the rustles, stayed for the nostalgia.
The best couch gag is LA-Z Rider by far.
One day 2 years ago I came home to find a bag filled with PS1 games on my doorstep, it was mostly sports games except for 2, those two games were bubsy 3d and this. I still think to this day that someone wants me dead and that was their way of telling me that.
Greatest episode ever. And I know how Pat feels about working at a grocery store.
7:13 You guys have yet to see the awesome power of Ned Flanders. Willie is nothing compared to him.
Bart gets 3 girlfriends, reverend lovejoy's daughter, mcbains daughter and that older one.
And that Spuckler girl.
TheClassiestMajinBuu and now mil houses cousin was one of them
Does anyone know which essay Pat is referring to at 6:50? Cuz there's no shortage of google results talking about why Simpsons got bad, and tracking down one in particular from 2 years ago is pretty tricky dicky.
dead homers society
+William Rearick I think he's talking about the "Zombie Simpsons" article...i THINK
That fucking magic xylophone bit is so damn good. It's never going to stop be relevant.
i was saying bootista
Knowing Pat used to be a cashier makes me feel a little bit better about my own cashier life.
this was the best rustlemania by far
I was laughing almost nonstop
Woolie even stole Pat's laugh. His kleptomania knows no bounds.
I disagree with Pat here, The Simpsons got bad at like Season 13-14 usually before the movie came out.
I feel season 13 was the last good season
So was the movie bad by old Simpsons standards?
Theo Truter Well i can guarantee you all die-hard Simpson fans weren't impressed with the movie, i honestly wasn't impressed with it either, none of the jokes worked as well as none of them were funny in the slightest, it was interesting in terms of characters and how they were portrayed yet the movie in my opinion was a let down, fun fact: There was originally going to be a Simpsons movie released in 2002 about how Bart loses his virginity and eventually grows up
DIO's Scary Monster and THE WORLD They had Lady Gaga on as a guest and instead of making fun of her they made an episode showing how cool she is... they lost their balls and self respect.
Theo Truter Spider-Pig Spider-Pig. Does whatever it is a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, cuz he's a pig.
Brazil's number one educational children's show, Teleboobies!
I won't live in a town where a man can't marry his cousins!
Man, Woolie lost his shit in this video. I can't remember the last time one of them lost it like that. lol
"Well I'm gonna vote for a third party."
"Go ahead. THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY! MWAHAHAHA"
TheTriad001 quite possibly the truest quote of the simpsons ever
95% references, 5% commentary.
Damn it, I need to read that essay. Can somebody link it?
My love for the Simpsons pays off in this episode! I get every references they made, yes, I feel special now.
Man this game was fun as hell, but fuck Flanders, Flanders was op as crap.
This episode took almost three hours for me to finish watching...
Had to go back and watch EVERY Simpsons reference you guys were talking about. Jimmies were rustled. God damn. God damn.
When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory!?!
this fucking made my day. this is still no shitstorm, but i love it when you guys talk simpsons. it warms my heart.
Why is it you guys find that Itchy & Scratchy rib cage xylophone joke as funny as you do? I totally get it, hardcore fans/"nerds" are often annoying idiots, but why is that so funny?
Cause it's just that fucking stupid. And it's played so straight.
Because they've had people like that at panels and in the comment sections complain about stupid shit in that exact same way. Jokes either become very sad or ten times funnier when they actually happen.
Ned Flanders is in this game, AND HE'S THE ONLY CHARACTER THAT MATTERS.
For his mid attack he prays to god to CAST MULTIPLE THUNDAGAS,
I think Simpsons is good up until the 16th or 17th season. then it turned into badly written hipster crap cus of the new writers, But it stopped being amazing at say season 12 or 13
"Talkin' out of turn...that's a paddlin'.
Lookin' out the window...that's a paddlin'.
Staring at my sandals...that's a paddlin'.
Paddlin' the school canoe...oh-ho, you better believe that's a paddlin.'"
- Jasper Beardly
Man, I love this episode. Why spend 2-3 minutes trying to find your fav. Simpsons clips you long thought you forgotten and not getting it, when you can instead watch this video and hea them reinact it with so much enjoyment? THIS is the reminder of just how awesome Simpsons was!
Man, all these classic Simpsons giving me them feels. Them good feels.
All I want to do now is watch a ton of old Simpsons episodes, all these quotes and jokes made me remember how much I loved the show
I will never be rustled enough. This series can't ever end. They have to do every wrestling game ever made, and do a new video ever time a new one comes out.
My favorite Simpsons joke is when Homer has to wait by his car because its been clamped, and he's really hungry. Then a guy selling Kanchalash comes by. After eating a bunch Homer asks for drink and the guy says he has Mountain Dew and Crab Juice. Then Homer says "ERHHHHGGGHH! I'll take a crab juice!"
The greatest simpsons episode is when Homer gets chased by PBS
This is easily the best one out of the rustlemania series
This the best rustlemania EVER
My favorite Simpsons quote is from Hurricane Neddy, when Ned Flanders snaps and starts insulting all the towns people and goes after Chief Wiggum
"What do we have here? - The long flabby arm of the law? The last case you got the bottom of, was a case of Mallomars!"
I noticed in the space ship Cletus can look right out the window
"I can see my house from here, HEY MA, GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!"
This video made me experience an emotion 100 times greater that fun, and 100 times greater than what we call love.
God damn, Woolie and Pat laughing hysterically together is the best thing ever XD
This is one of the best Rustlemania's so far. This one sounded really fun to make.
This is their best episode ever. Of all time.
This was the best Simpson's clip show I've seen for a while.
Oh god you know I thought that was Pat losing his shit at the xylophone joke, but that crazy laugh was actually from WOOLIE. Woolie, buddy, you're goin' NUTS.
This entire episode is nothing but Matt, Pat, and Woolie discussing old Simpsons. That's it.
It is worth every single freakin' second.
oh god im crying right now lol
that nerd question is so damn good
I was barely watching the game, but I'm crying from laughter.
Shang Tsung knows better than to laugh. I think.
Man this throne is uncomfortable.
A long time ago, there were these dudes called the Three Stooges, and they were famous for doing slapstick comedy. One of them, Curly, would often laugh in a trademark "nyuk, nyuk, nyuk" when someone else got hit, fell down, or otherwise injured themselves. The laugh was (and still is) iconic, though it is usually distilled down to "yuk" rather than "nyuk." So when someone is "yuking (or yucking) it up," it means he or she is laughing his or her ass off at your stupidity.
"Who robs cave fish of their sight?" is the line you're looking for.
i just found my self shouting in my head "USE THE CIRCLE MOVES" during the whole first half, especially during the homer and barney match, barney's circle move is one of the best in the game
"Back when I worked in a grocery store and was on the verge of killing myself day..."
Haha, that's actually bizarrely relatable and genuinely giving me hope for the future.
33:30 Bumblebee Man "Exelente!"
How could miss that from the critic episode that they referenced earlier, when burns is finding an actor? That was so funny!
You guys are great at advertising Divekick, I bought it solely because of you, and beat story for the first time as The Baz in tribute to you. Cheers good sirs.
This got me super nostalgic all of a sudden! Better watch some good ol' Simpsons then.
This is a game I remember having more fun with than any other Wrestling game, ever.
Another good Sinpsons gag is when Homer is at the gun shop and he points his gun at the screen and pulls the trigger, then he points away from the cashier and pulls the trigger and then points it at the cashier and pulls the trigger four or five times. It gets me every time.
"No, Ralph. You're failing English." - Skinner
"Me fail English?! That's unpossible!!!" - Ralph
This...is...AMAZING
I literally cannot find a clip of the chutney squishee anywhere
best gag has to be the one where all the sofas start going after the characters, then it switches to moe shooting the sofas lol
i get just as excited to see whos themes they as i do with what game they play
My favorite Kang joke was something like; "American people, I, like you, have dreamed of being a baseball." ... I don't know why, but I love it.
Thank you for playing my theme song in the opening!
Did you know originally homer was supposed to secretly be krusty, ironically since he is sons role model. This was later written out but in exchange you got the episode where homer pretended to be krusty to get away from fat tony
29:30 best laugh i have herd in a looooooong time.
Anything that can produce that sound from Woolie is gold.
Dudes, you're building my gaming library with this Rustlemania series
These references have made this one of the best rustlemanias, also woolie losing his shit over the xylophone joke. Would love to see more Simpsons games... Hit and run is always a great game to play
I love old Simpsons.
I love the fact the closest we got to wrestling talk was mentions of combos. Best episode of the Rustlemania series though I'm sad they didn't mention the space coyote quote