@@jamesgarry112 You'd be pretty short too if a magic flesh virus took your legs. I've seen a lot of people say Yagrum Bagarn isn't a reliable source on what dwemer looked like since the corprus disease disfigured him more ways than just him losing his legs.
Not quite sure how tech evolved over 6 years, but Im sure there is a tool for rotoscoping - I mean.....look at AI creations - Hitler and Stalin performing Video Killed the Radio Star? :D Come on.....
Yeah this seriously so much man hours and effor this man must put into these to be able to put these videos out of the regular. Very few chabnels do this good complicated masking and do it for multiple videos all with unique scenes
@@WorasLT I wouldn't be surprised if there is some sort of machine learning tool that you can train to automatically track what you want to composite EDIT: Not saying this isn't hard work, not at all. But this isn't 2010.
Richard: **accidentaly shoots a Riften guard with an arrow** Jeremy: "Hammond you bloody idiot!!" Richard: "I didn't know, genuinely, that was an accident!" James: "Meanwhile those 2 idiots were facing an army of guards, I have been wandering around in the lower levels of the city also known as the Riften canal."
@@TheRagingStorm98 haha! and then a scene in which James finds a locked door: "This should work!" **uses his last lockpick which breaks instantly** ; Richard: "Did you try twisting it the other way?" ; James: "Well I can't use it again..." ; Jeremy: **turns to the camera** "And on that terrible disappointment, it's time to end."
"Tonight: James crafts 71 iron daggers, Richard is sent into orbit by a giant, and I ride a horse halfway to Hammerfell." fuck me that description is hilarious
@@forcommenting1017 i normally don't like comments that just repeat the joke made by the creator but i almost missed this too and figured it was worth pointing out
This is from the best TopGear special in my oppinion. It's just something magical about 3 middle aged dobbers going throught uncharted south-east asian countries in 60 year old unreliable trucks. Also the video is God tier.
Fuck me, this is so perfect. These memes are the perfect intersection of every piece of media I've ever cared about. I feel like my whole life has been leading up to this moment.
If someone told me a few years ago that there would one day be a meme channel overimposing clips from Sopranos, Curb your enthusiasm, In Bruges and Top gear over Skyrim to great comic effect, i wouldnt have believed them.
I have to say that the description is SO on point, that's exactly what they each would do in Skyrim, (especially Jeremy getting caught at the border en route to Hammerfell, same as the cameraman, and the Stig over there)
You close your eyes and think to yourself “what if skyrim had coop” and a tear runs down your eye once the vision forms in your head. Edit: I know skyrim together exist but where is it for consoles eh? And it’ll never come to console.
This is the best thing I’ve ever scene in my life, the thought that there are 900k people in the world who enjoy memories of top gear and Skyrim is such a warming thought.
and it's now time to put a star, in our reasonable place cart. today we have someone known the whole length of Skyrim, it is such a pleasure to have him here tonight. ladies and gentleman, Tony Soprano!
Top Gear/Grand Tour meets Skyrim. My life is complete. *Alduin attacks Helgen* Jeremy: "HAMMOND, YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!!!" Richard: "It wasn't me! I swear!" James: "All right, you halfwits, how are we going to get out of this?" Jeremy: "I have an ingenious plan. I shall construct a ballista, because that is what one uses against dragons." Richard: "The town is on fire, you muppet! Where are you going to get the wood and metal?" James: "The bleeding stone's on fire. We haven't got time to build it even if we had the material!" Jeremy: "Well I don't see either of you coming up with anything!"
“I can see why they should be glue, these things.” 1:55 That was a very dark joke 😂 (For those who don’t get it, basically horse and some other animals can be proccessed into glue)
*Hammond arrives at carriage to find all of his expensive and powerful gear strewn about while Clarkson and May are arranging items in the carriage's chest* Hammond: What are you doing?! Clarkson: We haven't got room for all of your useless junk, Hammond. May: We're travelling light... only the bare essentials. Hammond: That's my enchanted Ebony equipment that I've upgraded to Legendary! We need that! It's not useless junk! *looks into chest* Great. You've just replaced it all with dozens of bottles of Ale... May: No, we haven't... Some of these bottles are Nord Mead, see? Hammond *dejectedly*: Well, I'm bringing my Greatsword at least. I can't defend myself without it. Clarkson *laughing*: How do you expect to effectively wield a Greatsword? It's twice your size! *Hammond scoffs, but the weapon does indeed prove to be too large for him to swing proficiently* May: Useless... Why did you not just craft something smaller and more manageable? Perhaps a Dagger or a Fork? Clarkson: Why would you EVER think a Two-Handed, Heavy Armor build was suitable for someone of your stature? *Hammond drops the sword, climbs into the carriage, grabs a Nord Mead and a Cheese Wheel and sulks as Clarkson and May continue to poke fun at him*
Tonight on Skyrim Gear: James steals Ulfrics Sweetrolls. Hammond goes to prison in Markarth. I kill a giant with Ice magic, and the Stig joins the Dark Brotherhood.
TONITE ON BOTTOM GEAR: HAMMOND STEALS A KHAJIIT CARAVAN WAGON AND RACES IT ACROSS THE REACH JAMES GETS INTO A SHOUTING MATCH WITH THE GREYBEARDS AND I HIDE A SWEET ROLL IN A DRAGONS ARSE M8
"Alduin has returned, the end of the world is nigh!"
"Oh no! Anyway."
Every Skyrim player's attitude towards the main quest.
The main quest has been updated and-
RIGHT now here's a quest were we need to find some snouts from a nearby bandit camp for a lady in town.
Some say that he is the hero of legend, and he will save all of Tamriel from Alduin. All we know is, he's called 'The Stig'!
Oh cock!
"Oh cocking Nora!"
Just when I thought nothing could be better than the Skyrim Sopranos crossovers..
Im definitely down for more TG and TGT Skyrim crossovers, they're my favourite trio.
We are witnesing a new dawn of memes.
its the seagull whisperer !
For real, this is max comfiness.
Hey ik u from somewhere
Tonight! I get lost in a dwemer ruin, Richard chases a headless ghost through a field and James takes an arrow to the knee
*Arrow strikes James knee*
"Ow..."
@@LennyCole96 "Arrow strikes james in the knee*
"CLARKSON!"
*James can't find Riverwood after escaping Helgen
No jeremia nirnroot bad for helf
Courier: "I have a message to delivery to you. Your hands only. From Mr. Wilman."
Completing dungeon puzzles: "Sometimes my genius is, it's almost frightening."
I wanna see James shouting "clarkson" as his unrelenting force shout.
+1 for this
Omg this comment needs to be pinned PLEASE PIN IT
New Shout Learned: Cla Ark Son
(Activates your rage mode where you do 25% more damage and take 25% less damage for 30 seconds)
(Cooldown: 240 seconds)
In their tongue, he is Dovahkiin
Dragonborn!!
KOL-ARK-SON
OH/COCK/ITSTHEROZZAS
Cut to stig sitting silent at a tavern while the bard plays ragnar the red
@@Kevininabhuddi He’s not the Dragonborn! He’s the Dragonborn’s Breton cousin…
@@Kevininabhuddi some say he's the dragonborn... all we know his name is Stig
Tonight on Dwemer Gear: I glitch up a mountain on a horse I stole, Hammond reads erotic Argonian literature, and May gets lost in Blackreach.
Best comment I've read all day
can't blame May. that place is so confusing
No jerimiah skooma bad fur helf!
One thousand upvotes for you, sir.
I think The Lusty Argonian Maid might have been written by like, a regular guy (Like not elf or beastfolk) A guy who could have also been Sanguine
Two elderly Bretons and one Dwemer on a quest for fun, laughter and skooma.
I thought it was a Nord, an old Breton lady and a Dwemer. :P
More like bosmer. Dwemer weren’t short they were just bearded high elves who hated magic.
@@caiuscosades362 i know, i just called him that because they always call Hammond a dwarf
@@caiuscosades362 the one in Morrowind was short
@@jamesgarry112 You'd be pretty short too if a magic flesh virus took your legs. I've seen a lot of people say Yagrum Bagarn isn't a reliable source on what dwemer looked like since the corprus disease disfigured him more ways than just him losing his legs.
"Talos! I mean, Akatosh!"
Loving the subtitles
lmao yeah was coming to say this
same
The Thalmor must have been nearby :D
@@fomorians crikey it's the altmeri rozzers
@@drew535 nice
"Use Whirlwind Sprint to pass through the gate."
Clarkson: SPEED AND POWER!
the sheer hours of masking it must take to make these memes is incredible
Their skill, it generates gravity
Not quite sure how tech evolved over 6 years, but Im sure there is a tool for rotoscoping - I mean.....look at AI creations - Hitler and Stalin performing Video Killed the Radio Star? :D Come on.....
Adobe premier makes it quite easy
Yeah this seriously so much man hours and effor this man must put into these to be able to put these videos out of the regular. Very few chabnels do this good complicated masking and do it for multiple videos all with unique scenes
@@WorasLT I wouldn't be surprised if there is some sort of machine learning tool that you can train to automatically track what you want to composite
EDIT: Not saying this isn't hard work, not at all. But this isn't 2010.
Tonight: Hammond tries to buy Belethor's sister, James punches Nazeem in the face, and I witness a levitating mammoth.
The horses of Skyrim are hardy and strong but apparently difficult to control.
And they hurt your nads
@@T-1001wouldn't all horses hurt your nads 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Richard: **accidentaly shoots a Riften guard with an arrow**
Jeremy: "Hammond you bloody idiot!!"
Richard: "I didn't know, genuinely, that was an accident!"
James: "Meanwhile those 2 idiots were facing an army of guards, I have been wandering around in the lower levels of the city also known as the Riften canal."
I hear their voices
As you can imagine I've done this properly says James may as he sneaks through the Riften canal
@@TheRagingStorm98 haha! and then a scene in which James finds a locked door: "This should work!" **uses his last lockpick which breaks instantly** ; Richard: "Did you try twisting it the other way?" ; James: "Well I can't use it again..." ; Jeremy: **turns to the camera** "And on that terrible disappointment, it's time to end."
i love you guys #nohomo
WHAT WITCHCRAFT IS THIS?! Seriously though great job, really randomly enjoying these.
Really, really meticulous rotoscoping.
@@galacticboy2009 Ever watched Jonkari P Top gear SKyrim and FO4 spoof videos, puts this one to shame.
"Tonight: James crafts 71 iron daggers, Richard is sent into orbit by a giant, and I ride a horse halfway to Hammerfell."
fuck me that description is hilarious
thanks for saying something, I would have missed that facet of this gem lol
@@forcommenting1017 i normally don't like comments that just repeat the joke made by the creator but i almost missed this too and figured it was worth pointing out
can we please get an entire min-series of the top gear boys trying to do the main quest of skyrim? holy shit
I’d love this
God tier content
So then a race to the dragon stone? 🤣
Sometimes my genius… it’s really quite frightening.
- The Nadless Horseman
This is from the best TopGear special in my oppinion. It's just something magical about 3 middle aged dobbers going throught uncharted south-east asian countries in 60 year old unreliable trucks.
Also the video is God tier.
Indeed! I wasn't expecting to see these blokes making it in a Skyrim meme haha
Vietnam special was the best imo, but then all their specials were excellent.
That was the Rift, not Asia.
I love top gear specials like Burma and Botswana
Nothing will ever top the Vietnam special.
Ok, I’m gonna need a whole hour long Top Gear Skyrim special
These guys are the Nord partyers you see on the road sometimes, except on horses.
I was thinking the same thing 😆
I’d rather have three bottles of mead than three wenches friend
I love how hammond managed to get into an accident riding a horse at a slow speed.
This man is a magnet for accidents
Fuck me, this is so perfect. These memes are the perfect intersection of every piece of media I've ever cared about. I feel like my whole life has been leading up to this moment.
If someone told me a few years ago that there would one day be a meme channel overimposing clips from Sopranos, Curb your enthusiasm, In Bruges and Top gear over Skyrim to great comic effect, i wouldnt have believed them.
Not really a meme. Edit/recut/parody mix
That's depressing. Why can't people just enjoy things without hyperbole.
you have witnessed your final meme
it is your time to pass on
I don't know if that's really sweet or really sad
"You can tell the Secunda 6 was made in Elsweyr, because it only works about once every 3 weeks, but it's brilliant at speeding away from guards."
Tonight: I kill a headstrong villager, James eats the toe of a giant, and Hammond dismantles a foresworn conspiracy.
There's something unbelievably wholesome about watching these three old sods cocking around...in Skyrim :3 Genuinely calming lol
except they ain t old sods..atleast richard ain t
The shit posting Gods have sent us a new Messiah. This is a whole other level. I'm in awe.
"Stop! You committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What do you say in your defense?"
May: "Oh cawk!"
Great episode, loved when the producers asked them to restore the thieves guild to it's former glory
Clarkson putting a bucket on a shopkeeper's head to rob him, "sometimes my geniuses, they amaze me".
This is a fucking masterpiece
That racist better not come India again.
@@AK-tf3fc or what
I have to say that the description is SO on point, that's exactly what they each would do in Skyrim, (especially Jeremy getting caught at the border en route to Hammerfell, same as the cameraman, and the Stig over there)
The quality of editing in your memes is just pure poetry
I can’t with James falling off his horse in the background 😂
Tonight:
I join the thieves guild,
Hammond joins a daedric lord in drinking game
And James makes a potion..
Hearing Frostfall in the background is the icing on the cake.
3 Breton nobles quest for Skooma
I used to be a motoring journalist, than I took an arrow to the knee. - Jeremy Clarkson
Missed opportunity.
"I used to host Top Gear, but then I punched a producer in the face." - Jezza, Son of Clark
@@mallios13 I used to be a motoring journalist, then I took a saddle to the testes
You close your eyes and think to yourself “what if skyrim had coop” and a tear runs down your eye once the vision forms in your head.
Edit: I know skyrim together exist but where is it for consoles eh? And it’ll never come to console.
Don't tell him.
You could try ESO.
Yeah, better to release the same game for the 100th time and call it "Special"
@@МаксимПыров-ч5в Not really the same.
*looks left and right*
*looks at Skyrim Together*
Bruh
I genuinely, with my entire heart, love this and desperately want more
Two things I love; Top Gear & Skyrim.
Didn’t know I needed this combination, thank you!
"Talos! I mean Akatosh" subtitles are gold and lore friendly
1:00 multiplayer Skyrim would feel like a new game. The shenanigans you could get to would be glorious
Tonight! James and Hammond fight on different sides of the war, while I get a lecture from screaming old men.
Jeremy tricking a drauger to hit itself with a trap in the dungeon "sometimes my genius is almost frightening
Talos! I mean Akatosh!
It’s just amazing how accurate this is. I love it
This is brilliant, holy shit!
God this channel has helped my mental health so much. Thank you
Love this! The horse mounting the mare while the dude falls and main dude not caring but about his balls.
I love how the lighting on them matches the in game time of day 😆
I've never done this sidequest before
This is AMAZING!
Amazing thank you, more Top Gear please
Dragonborn:*Enter into a pond or Standing atop higher point to shoot Giants and Mammoth til they die*
"Sometimes my genius, it almost frightening"
The guys from top gear would end up outside of Riften knowing their luck. they would also get mugged by a random unnamed thief
The civilization has reached its peak
I can’t imagine how much work this took, but it’s a masterpiece. Love it.
This is the best thing I’ve ever scene in my life, the thought that there are 900k people in the world who enjoy memories of top gear and Skyrim is such a warming thought.
It's weird that this channel is so niche yet is completely everything I like mashed together 😂
Tonight on Skyrim, I get killed by a sabertooth tiger, Richard is seduced by a thousand-year-old vampire, and James burns down an industrial bee farm.
This is literally the best thing I've ever seen in my entire life. My satisfaction is complete, and my day is made.
You know when you never realised how much you needed something until you got it?
and it's now time to put a star, in our reasonable place cart. today we have someone known the whole length of Skyrim, it is such a pleasure to have him here tonight. ladies and gentleman, Tony Soprano!
"stop it! Please don't fight!" Haha love the sincerity of his fright.
Ohmygod I couldn’t stop laughing when they first got on the horses and through out the video. Loved this edit! Keep up the good job!
The music ties things together nicely
OK this very clever and serious cool! Wasn't expecting to see this trio here! Very well done!!!
one of my favourtie videos on this platform
Okay, you caught my attention with the Soprano references, now this, this deserves a sub
i think this might be the best video on youtube
The sopranos, skyrim, top gear. This channel is a blessing.
Still better than whatever comes after Skyrim... in 25 years
Bro I'm literally just finishing watching the Burma special lmao
Top Gear/Grand Tour meets Skyrim. My life is complete.
*Alduin attacks Helgen*
Jeremy: "HAMMOND, YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!!!"
Richard: "It wasn't me! I swear!"
James: "All right, you halfwits, how are we going to get out of this?"
Jeremy: "I have an ingenious plan. I shall construct a ballista, because that is what one uses against dragons."
Richard: "The town is on fire, you muppet! Where are you going to get the wood and metal?"
James: "The bleeding stone's on fire. We haven't got time to build it even if we had the material!"
Jeremy: "Well I don't see either of you coming up with anything!"
The reversing horse is quite fitting and wholly unsurprising. At one point, we even had reversing dragons (patch 1.03 if I remember right).
Inbetweeners, Karl Pilkington, Borat, all sorts of funny in Skyrim, please continue
You're doing God's work man, this is brilliant and blessed by the May's Buddha Lorry statue
This MIGHT just be the most brilliant thing on the internet.
The best Skyrim meme...
In the world 😎
Tonight on Top Nord, Richard eats a mammoth snout, James stares at a Dibella statue, and I take an arrow in the knee
The crossover I never knew I needed..... 😂🖤
James shouting Clarkson as Fus Ro Dah has to be next ^-^
Tremendous
Tonoit on Top Gear:
Jeremy joins the Stormcloaks, Hammond is marked for death by the Dark Brotherhood and James finds out he is The Last Dragonborn
Make something with Bear Grylls in Skyrim. It may be hilarious.
This is, objectively, the greatest video...
...in the world.
For a moment, I actually forgot that they aren't a part of the game lmfao
"You need to stop that shouting it's making people nervous" "Oh no! Anyways"!
You gotta do one with Arnold Schwarzenegger as a Jarl of Skyrim.
Hahahahaha
Omg these make my day. Idk why but they make my fing day. Ultimate gold
Incredibly unrealistic, I don’t believe there’s no skooma in Riften
Yeah they should just ask that lizard woman addict 🤣
Ok we need more top gear Skyrim crossovers now
“I can see why they should be glue, these things.” 1:55
That was a very dark joke 😂
(For those who don’t get it, basically horse and some other animals can be proccessed into glue)
There's something very cozy about both Skyrim exploration music, and Top Gear audio playing at the same time
dude the effort put into these is huge. how long does it take to chroma key out the actors?? (not even to mention the game capture required)
*Hammond arrives at carriage to find all of his expensive and powerful gear strewn about while Clarkson and May are arranging items in the carriage's chest*
Hammond: What are you doing?!
Clarkson: We haven't got room for all of your useless junk, Hammond.
May: We're travelling light... only the bare essentials.
Hammond: That's my enchanted Ebony equipment that I've upgraded to Legendary! We need that! It's not useless junk! *looks into chest* Great. You've just replaced it all with dozens of bottles of Ale...
May: No, we haven't... Some of these bottles are Nord Mead, see?
Hammond *dejectedly*: Well, I'm bringing my Greatsword at least. I can't defend myself without it.
Clarkson *laughing*: How do you expect to effectively wield a Greatsword? It's twice your size!
*Hammond scoffs, but the weapon does indeed prove to be too large for him to swing proficiently*
May: Useless... Why did you not just craft something smaller and more manageable? Perhaps a Dagger or a Fork?
Clarkson: Why would you EVER think a Two-Handed, Heavy Armor build was suitable for someone of your stature?
*Hammond drops the sword, climbs into the carriage, grabs a Nord Mead and a Cheese Wheel and sulks as Clarkson and May continue to poke fun at him*
This is without a doubt one of the most funny things I see in TH-cam ever
Omg this is hilarious!
And they're dressed up like skooma junkies too lol
Tonight on Skyrim Gear: James steals Ulfrics Sweetrolls. Hammond goes to prison in Markarth. I kill a giant with Ice magic, and the Stig joins the Dark Brotherhood.
TONITE ON BOTTOM GEAR:
HAMMOND STEALS A KHAJIIT CARAVAN WAGON AND RACES IT ACROSS THE REACH
JAMES GETS INTO A SHOUTING MATCH WITH THE GREYBEARDS
AND I HIDE A SWEET ROLL IN A DRAGONS ARSE M8