i saw this mentioned on another clip of this bit, but the beginning of this makes so much more sense when you know that travis has adhd. that whole thing is such an adhd mood
When Griffin said "sugar free gummy bears" I screamed OH GOD NO aloud. How did he and all his gastrointestinal struggles not already know about sugar free gummy bears????
Funny enough, when Griffin said he would love those "bulbous" sort of potion vials, I actually have some of those. They were gifted to me one Christmas and are fantastic for keeping spices and herbs. Right now I have one full of mint petals for tea.
3:34 Justin got REAL defensive for having no pushback or resistance whatsoever??? Like, no-one said anything and he defended his taco bell trip for 30 seconds straight😭
I believe the bulbous apple juice bottles they refer to are Martinellie's, which I drink a LOT of over the course of a week. P.S. Mtn Dew Spiked is gross; it's the only time I've gotten a soda and immediately dumped it out and just had water
Well, the private hootenanny is a great form of stress relief, and being stuck with kids all day is the most stressful thing in the world (and I’m only a sub, I can’t imagine being full time)
Funny thing, if those were Haribo sugar free bears, that's what caused your diarehea, SO many people have problems with those, it is fucing hiLarious the reviews on those
It’s the Xylitol, it’s used as a sugar substitute in a lot of sugar free dental safe candy. It really should come with a warning. “30 minutes or less to colonoscopy level cleanse”
We're all joking and having fun here but the real answer is to name it something other than apple juice, since Kombucha isnt called "mushroom tea", add no sugar and design the bottle so it looks like a corporate reimagination of the hippie movement, right?
Griffin’s little “hmm” at 5:05 after Travis mentions giving you more sex energy gets me every fucking time
“When you’re down to pound, get the fruit that’s round, and now in a bottle”
Gatorade Weak for Poets is the funniest sentence ever.
“The cool side of the pillow in a bottle” is unironically so, so good. I would buy that drink in a heartbeat
i saw this mentioned on another clip of this bit, but the beginning of this makes so much more sense when you know that travis has adhd. that whole thing is such an adhd mood
seconded holy shit it's like a window into my internal monologue
anyways Sleepy Time Chamomile Gatorade For Poets is my new all-girls Panic! at the Disco cover band
Best sentence ive read
Kory Neff sign me up
God i wish that were real
The cool side of the pillow in a bottle would sell like crazy.
i would unironically pound a bottle of sleepytime chamomile gatorade for poets
When Griffin said "sugar free gummy bears" I screamed OH GOD NO aloud. How did he and all his gastrointestinal struggles not already know about sugar free gummy bears????
Funny enough, when Griffin said he would love those "bulbous" sort of potion vials, I actually have some of those. They were gifted to me one Christmas and are fantastic for keeping spices and herbs. Right now I have one full of mint petals for tea.
2:29 Juice straight up auto tunes his own laugh
I think its just Travis laughed at the same time but idk
Wow now they’re actually fighting like brothers
i love that they can't market apple juice at all but are amazing at marketing gatorade weak
Why is Officer Jigsaw trying to sell me gatorade?
I need to hear Griffin sing more
Please enjoy our Sleepy Time Camomile Gatorade for Poets!
So _that's_ why they call him Juice.
3:34 Justin got REAL defensive for having no pushback or resistance whatsoever???
Like, no-one said anything and he defended his taco bell trip for 30 seconds straight😭
He’s battling his inner demons
@@MintyArisato He did the content creator thing of sensing the comments through the time stream before they were left and preemptively responding
I believe the bulbous apple juice bottles they refer to are Martinellie's, which I drink a LOT of over the course of a week.
P.S. Mtn Dew Spiked is gross; it's the only time I've gotten a soda and immediately dumped it out and just had water
You are correct, on both counts.
i mean, this bit sold it for me. i want apple juice now just because they were talking about it
Spiked is called that because it's with prickly pear juice. Lol Prickly. Spiked. Get it.
No
Louis Mayall Damn. I thought it was clever.
that's why they had to market it as non-alcoholic. cactus juice is the quenchiest
The comment at 6:08 makes the stereotype that teachers love apples quite terrifying.
Well, the private hootenanny is a great form of stress relief, and being stuck with kids all day is the most stressful thing in the world (and I’m only a sub, I can’t imagine being full time)
Why is it so easy to gaslight the middle brother always
2:15 i feel the sibling energy RADIATING
The sibling energy is strong with this one
I think Travis nailed it with apple water.
My stomach handles apple juice they way lactose intolerant people handle milk. Which is a shame because I love apple juice
then you’re really like anyone with lactose intolerance, just ignoring your body’s wants
im fucking dead this is so good
When I clicked on this one I did not think horse dong's was going to be mentioned but here we are.
Travis(?)’ idea for Apple Water is actually brilliant and would 100% work
Funny thing, if those were Haribo sugar free bears, that's what caused your diarehea, SO many people have problems with those, it is fucing hiLarious the reviews on those
As soon as he said he bought sugar free gummy bears I immediately knew there was gonna be loose stools
It’s the Xylitol, it’s used as a sugar substitute in a lot of sugar free dental safe candy.
It really should come with a warning.
“30 minutes or less to colonoscopy level cleanse”
thirsty for apples?
this bit is what my ADHD is like
mood
Non-alcoholic cider
Yeah, you know. Apple juice.
@@_ArmIa how dare you. martinellis is no mere apple juice
We're all joking and having fun here but the real answer is to name it something other than apple juice, since Kombucha isnt called "mushroom tea", add no sugar and design the bottle so it looks like a corporate reimagination of the hippie movement, right?
Oh my god you're onto something.
Also I appreciate the Devil Sean profile picture.
Like an arizona can?
Is this a funny I’m missing out on because kombucha and mushrooms have no association that I’m aware of
Forever grateful for the Diablo II reference
NOT THE SUGAR FREE GUMMY BEARS
Sleepy time chamomile Gatorade
What is the song they're goofing on at the beginning?
New York Minute by Don Henley
I like how they assume that gatorade is an energy drink.
check the amazon reviews for sugar free gummy bears
Honestly just divorce the word "juice" from it
What was that song at the start?
A humorous parody of New York Minute by Don Henley
apple juice with cocaine
LMAO
Thirsty for apple juice?
apple milk
Apple juice sucks.
OJ 4 LYFE.