i once told a zodiac girl my sign was an asparagus and she thought it was a new sign. Edit: I’m surprised I still get replies, thank you all 62+ people who commented on this
Listen, a girl with a temper is not the same as a drama queen. A drama queen makes up problems for no reason, a girl with a temper is usually fairly chill but when she goes off, damn she spicy. They can reach from mild spice angry screaming to Ghost pepper throwing chairs at you. And damn do I want myself a chillipepper.
Brother, I know you're desperate for love, but just because you're thirsty doesn't mean you have to drink poison ( I stole this quotes on the Twitter BTW)
Same here, I love Taylor swift but am not gonna buy Travis Kelce jersey I have a few favorite songs from Taylor Swift. The only reason why I counted how many times I saw Taylor Swift 16 by the way, during the Super Bowl because I don’t like football, but my whole family was watching the Super Bowl and I don’t wanna be left out.
Don’t date anyone who is crazily obsessed with a celebrity. Even being friends with a stan is absolutely draining. It’s cool when it’s a fictional character most of the time but celebrity stans are a different breed because they can actually attempt to interact with their obsession. Harry Styles Wattpad is something else too.
@@danielavanilla4331 jealous about other girls wearing makeup? Honey I have a boyfriend and I think I’m fucking ugly I don’t wear makeup because it takes forever and it fucks my skin up
@looking4sage I just feel like it's not natural. I dont hate people with makeup I just dont like makeup. Altho I must admit I do judge a book by its cover when someone has makeup...
i had this one girl at my school who would go through the hallway doing ninja moves then one day i was just walking through the hallway and she started her ninja moves and hit me in the face
As a girl, I am so glad that I never became like these girls. When I was in high school, HOLY COW. A lot of the girls in each grade of middle school and high school were either crazy or genuine psychopaths. I avoided them all the good way. My school is a K-12 grade school by the way. Everyone, this isn't true. I was like a lot of these girls. I was more of the quiet, smart, kind of girl. This comment is satire and sarcasm. I loved every single girl throughout my school years instead of hating them since they were very chill and nice to me. The quiet girls, emo/goth girls, the smart ones, and more. The only ones I disliked were the bullies, psychos, Twitter/X users, and the ones who gossip about you behind your back. My original comment isn't supposed to be taken seriously. It's just a joke, and I'm being serious about that. 🤣
jesus im glad because ive had a a few friends who was a ratchet girl who only chased guys for money its stupid when they do this like cmon now guys its middle school 🤦🏽🙄
I'm a zodiac girl myself and I don't really act like that. I usually ask "What's your sign?" and then move on. Also, If I make a mistake I usually freak out and only blame straight up me or my focus. Plus, I don't believe in that I just find it interesting.
also it lowkey gives good advice n points out flaws you might have + ways to fix it. idk why some people use their sign to excuse their bad behavior that's not the point 😭
literally the whole “zodiac girl” and these “girl types” are so second grade 💀 Girls only like zodiac or Starbucks I guess? Honestly, I haven’t met anyone else that likes zodiac tell another person to screw off because they don’t like there sign? It’s un called for, and un heard of.
I feel like some zodiac girls aren’t as bad. Sure those type of girls exist but most are chill that I have seen. Having a zodiac girl friend that asked my sign it wasn’t the best compatibility but we been friends for years. Also my parents wouldn’t have good compatibility but they have been happily married for 20 years. I believe in it sometimes. TLDR; not all zodiac girls are that obsessed.
Today there was a college student as a student teacher in French for the first time, as soon as they walked in my friend said "she bad" and we all just started dying.
The most attractive girls to me is ones with a modest t-shirt and the ability to be mature. When a girl can tell her friends "okay that's enough fooling around or talking about this subject", instant respect!
As a Taylor Swift Stan lolz, I respect your opinion it’s perfectly fine, idc her her music is not for everyone and those Swifties that are aggressive to non Swifties are crazy
I just like pissing those people off for fun, because, in my humble opinion, it takes more talent to be in a metal band than it does to be a pop star, so I just troll people like that with metal songs
I know a few like this and one in particular really well. She got some things that seem like red flags but then learned about the childhood trauma. These girls be the ones that aren’t dating but would actually be good in a relationship.
he was in jail for half a year because they were *investigating* the accusations. they didn't find anything in that whole time and he is now free (because he's 99% likely innocent). he also got released back in june, idk why you think he's still in jail
@@CryosBS to be fair I also really only just hate jeffrey epstein, I just hate R. Kelly, ya know? I just have some unreasonable dislike towards mini ladd.
it’s funny cause I absolutely adore the zodiac aesthetic, fashiom, and decor but think the concept and trends associated with it themselves are second best to bullshit. I’ve had so many tense conversations with people (usually guys) who see my jewellery and are waiting for me to ask for their sign until I tell them I’m a hardcore agnostic who basically likes tapestries and crystals. It’s so funny and mildly annoying but I can’t complain
Quick story nobody will give a crap about: While on a field trip to UC Berkeley, my group had saw a whole squad of TikTok girls dancing on the side while there was a petition about some crap we had no idea about just a few meters away, this was ridiculous to see as there was like 6 of them standing there doing dances.
As a Gen Z girl, I’m grateful to say I don’t act like any of these lol. Btw about Swifties, I think all of my friends are Taylor Swift fans on some level, I’m not joking. I don’t listen to a lot of her music, but thankfully my friends aren’t Stans that would abandon me for not being a Swiftie. By the way I used to take interest in learning about astrology, but I stopped because it never made sense and the people that like it are usually toxic 😮💨
@@user-doomandtea nah she was arguing about the music aspect and not the person itself and I was like, honestly idc, can’t listen Taylor for a second, respect others music tastes lol.
As an emo girl, I'm pretty chill, I don't say any of that "society doesn't understand me" shit and I mostly just listen to alternative rock, wear skinny jeans, band shirts, and the converse 😭
4:18 did u know there’s actually 13 constellations in the zodiacal band and they don’t even line up with the months or the times they’re supposed to be behind the sun
1:20 imagine singing that irrelevant variant when you can sing "we, are never ever ever, going to the nether, i heard there are zombie pigmen and souls sand which slows you down, yeah, we are never ever ever ever, going to the nether"
I used to like learning about Zodiacs and birth charts, and I still kind of do, but if I had to make friends with someone, their sign is the LAST thing I'd worry about. If the whole world went along with the stereotypes and "compatibility", I would be disowned.
I can see them as well; you might have missed a few but 1 of them is. You just can't forget the businesswomen or entrepreneur chick with social media, but not so much of an influencer but has a side hustle of some sort, a small business that can be scalable.
When he went to that frat party and saw all those chicks wearing the same jeans + white crop top combo could’ve been bc they’re in a sorority and it’s something they usually intentionally plan out beforehand. It’s like a uniform to them, and it’s common.
5:37 bro thats not even as bad as where some girls at my school would record tiktoks They would try to make a tiktok as soon as theyd enter the math class before the teacher starts teaching and it was really annoying
my homeroom teacher (now) has not 1 not 2 not 3 cardboard cutouts of taylor swift but 6. and their all in the classroom, and plays talorswift all the time during class in the morning.
if a girl asks you what your sign is, instead of jumping to the conclusion of her being an astrology freak you should consider the possibility that she's actually a homestuck fan and she's designing your trollsona for you
I can relate, one time started a Spotify blen with a couple of people and it said that I put in a couple Taylor Swift songs which I didn't and they were on my ass saying I was a swiftie
i once told a zodiac girl my sign was an asparagus and she thought it was a new sign.
Edit: I’m surprised I still get replies, thank you all 62+ people who commented on this
LMFAOOOOOO
Lmaoooooo
“Back in my day we had gorls who didn’t even know what asparagus was”👴🏻🥦
Lol
Guys pls don't say "lmao" too much ur ass might be off🤨
Listen, a girl with a temper is not the same as a drama queen. A drama queen makes up problems for no reason, a girl with a temper is usually fairly chill but when she goes off, damn she spicy. They can reach from mild spice angry screaming to Ghost pepper throwing chairs at you. And damn do I want myself a chillipepper.
Brother, I know you're desperate for love, but just because you're thirsty doesn't mean you have to drink poison ( I stole this quotes on the Twitter BTW)
Lol yeah but when I have a temper people almost call the cops and swat team on me
I'm the temper girl
💀
As a Taylor Swift fan, I apologize on behalf of Taylor Swift fans
Don't kick yourself because of these weirdos who worship a music writer.
you're going to heaven and we know it
Nah they like taylor
Same here, I love Taylor swift but am not gonna buy Travis Kelce jersey I have a few favorite songs from Taylor Swift. The only reason why I counted how many times I saw Taylor Swift 16 by the way, during the Super Bowl because I don’t like football, but my whole family was watching the Super Bowl and I don’t wanna be left out.
Don't apologize if you didn't do something wrong
gen z tik tok girls: *casually filming a tik tok dance for her 2 discord mod fans during the destruction of earth*
So relatable all the kids in my school use TikTok except me
Tiktok is shit
Fr
@@ryanmcmillin5313bro I always ruined the girls TikTok’s
This was an hour ago💀💀
Don’t date anyone who is crazily obsessed with a celebrity. Even being friends with a stan is absolutely draining. It’s cool when it’s a fictional character most of the time but celebrity stans are a different breed because they can actually attempt to interact with their obsession. Harry Styles Wattpad is something else too.
Nah that’s me i love Melanie Martinez
@@Binkithetheriansamee
I don’t get people like that. Like celebrities are normal people just like u. It just makes me cringe how much they treat them like gods. Yeesh
Nah, wattpad, in general, is SOMETHING ELSE 🫠🫠
@@Papayiaaa Frrrrr
Ya'll notice how every girl he likes is wearing a shit ton of makeup and photo filters?
yep, you can tell hes chronically online lmfao
And if you were noticeably a woman who said, then that all the other chronically online men would call you jealous for it.
@@danielavanilla4331 jealous about other girls wearing makeup? Honey I have a boyfriend and I think I’m fucking ugly I don’t wear makeup because it takes forever and it fucks my skin up
as a woman, i hate makeup
@looking4sage I just feel like it's not natural. I dont hate people with makeup I just dont like makeup. Altho I must admit I do judge a book by its cover when someone has makeup...
the zodiac girl during the end of the world will literally say: the earth is being destroyed because it’s a Virgo.
"Neptune's aura is angry today"
“Saturn is such a Gemini” 😒
"that meteor, ugh, its giving taurus!"
@@phr00gbas1l” stfu ur giving a Virgo!”- a Taurus
"Omg I'm such a Leoooo~"
-Zodiac girl
i had this one girl at my school who would go through the hallway doing ninja moves then one day i was just walking through the hallway and she started her ninja moves and hit me in the face
I would date a girl pretending to be a ninja, That would be pretty awesome
Bro that's totally an S tier girl. (Maybe if she's not too annoying)
It was me.
@@sadie8834 Ninja Moves huh? Can you do the nasics of CQC?
@@KindaBoredToday Remember engravings give you no tactical advantage
As a girl, I am so glad that I never became like these girls. When I was in high school, HOLY COW. A lot of the girls in each grade of middle school and high school were either crazy or genuine psychopaths. I avoided them all the good way. My school is a K-12 grade school by the way.
Everyone, this isn't true. I was like a lot of these girls. I was more of the quiet, smart, kind of girl. This comment is satire and sarcasm. I loved every single girl throughout my school years instead of hating them since they were very chill and nice to me. The quiet girls, emo/goth girls, the smart ones, and more. The only ones I disliked were the bullies, psychos, Twitter/X users, and the ones who gossip about you behind your back. My original comment isn't supposed to be taken seriously. It's just a joke, and I'm being serious about that. 🤣
I never understood mixing pre-schoolers with super seniors
@@Etopaicpreschoolers💀
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jesus im glad because ive had a a few friends who was a ratchet girl who only chased guys for money its stupid when they do this like cmon now guys its middle school 🤦🏽🙄
@@Nugga_361 Ikr? It is so stupid. Also, I feel so bad for you that you had to go through that.
this guy can make a tier list or rank the most random things
most of them sound like something that a incel would say tbh 💀
@@un_esquisofrenico lmao agreed 💀
When you call yourself an influencer the only thing you are influencing is how many people run away
underrated
40th like.
@@Evelyn-yr7xi 104th like
244th like
Bro when he mentioned vsco girls I literally did the thousand yard stare
Blud did the thousand year door stare 💀
@@Ness199X yo ness real
the weird typing gets me. So annoying lol
@@Ness199X real ness
@@Ness199Xit’s sa- i mean ness!1!1!1
I'm a zodiac girl myself and I don't really act like that. I usually ask "What's your sign?" and then move on. Also, If I make a mistake I usually freak out and only blame straight up me or my focus. Plus, I don't believe in that I just find it interesting.
also it lowkey gives good advice n points out flaws you might have + ways to fix it. idk why some people use their sign to excuse their bad behavior that's not the point 😭
literally the whole “zodiac girl” and these “girl types” are so second grade 💀 Girls only like zodiac or Starbucks I guess? Honestly, I haven’t met anyone else that likes zodiac tell another person to screw off because they don’t like there sign? It’s un called for, and un heard of.
@@katc656no
I feel like some zodiac girls aren’t as bad. Sure those type of girls exist but most are chill that I have seen. Having a zodiac girl friend that asked my sign it wasn’t the best compatibility but we been friends for years. Also my parents wouldn’t have good compatibility but they have been happily married for 20 years. I believe in it sometimes. TLDR; not all zodiac girls are that obsessed.
WRONG. Sulfuric acid.
@@EmeraldJinx3643you need the sulfuric acid dude 💀
I am one of the chill ones, I'm mostly interested in it but I ain't that obssesive
@@theglitchtwins6203 honestly most of these girls that are in these list are mostly insecures cuz honestly i don't have an answer after that
As a girl, I'm not any of them, which I'm glad about. Maybe you should do a part 2, I would love to see more types
:D
Anymore and he might get backlash 😂 jk but thank gawd there are still some respectable girls out there
SAME
Me neither, but I feel these videos are really one-dimensional on purpose.
@@Walter-vq3vmyeah, it’s also hard to find like-able boys nowdays
My boyfriend told me I’m unique in a way he loves and this video really made me realise I’m not the same as a lot of people I know
Today there was a college student as a student teacher in French for the first time, as soon as they walked in my friend said "she bad" and we all just started dying.
Let's do types of guys next. You know like 🍇ists, catcallers, misogynists, obsessive sports fans.
This omg, this is hating on girls for what? Having interests?
@@CryingCactusAnd that girls aren't just 3 different types
Oop we found the Twitter girl 😂
@@Holden_Lover I'm not on Twitter, I just know what's right.
Damn
now you gotta do types of boys in gen z
3:13 bro realy used brooke monk
I was scrolling to see if anyone had said that and he used her at 6:31
@@Personpeoples-vw5mwsame
Bro tbh i will probably be that one random girl whos kinda chill
6:32 this was my funniest moment in this video 😂
We need to get him to 1m so he can say that, I'd say 500k is minimum for it to be like "wow thats a lot"
Nah bro 7:50 was crazy 😂
The most attractive girls to me is ones with a modest t-shirt and the ability to be mature. When a girl can tell her friends "okay that's enough fooling around or talking about this subject", instant respect!
why is the animation getting better
0:20 Swiftee
1:28 Drakee
1:52 OF Girl
2:33 VSCO Girl
3:07 Baddie
3:44 Zodiac
4:24 Twitter Warrior
5:08 E-Girl
5:29 Ticktoker
6:09 Instagramer
6:45 Drama Feind
7:25 Emo Girl
7:57 Starbuckser
9:22 That TH*T
"uH yEaH lAdIeS I hAvE 180k oN tHe yOuTuBe, wAnNa fUc-" 💀
1:29 that aged well
Fr lolll
Comment more aged than his girlfriend
@@MuzanCantStandThesun💀
As a Taylor Swift Stan lolz, I respect your opinion it’s perfectly fine, idc her her music is not for everyone and those Swifties that are aggressive to non Swifties are crazy
🫡
Same
I just like pissing those people off for fun, because, in my humble opinion, it takes more talent to be in a metal band than it does to be a pop star, so I just troll people like that with metal songs
@@Ob1tuber lol, if that’s your opinion than ok
@@Ob1tuberI mean...you're not wrong
I’m a girl and i can agree we love women
Yup
What about the girls who have severe childhood trauma and dress in cute clothes and cuddle stuffies to hide their pain
I know a few like this and one in particular really well. She got some things that seem like red flags but then learned about the childhood trauma. These girls be the ones that aren’t dating but would actually be good in a relationship.
RUN especially if they make hello kitty traumacore edits
That's egirls or "emo" girls
honestly as a fellow high school kid i do agree with these
What a fantastic video have a wonderful day ❤😊
To be fair, the hate against Andrew Tate is completely justified considering he got arrested for *human trafficking.*
he was in jail for half a year because they were *investigating* the accusations. they didn't find anything in that whole time and he is now free (because he's 99% likely innocent). he also got released back in june, idk why you think he's still in jail
those allegations were proved to be fake. he got released
nope you just hate him
@@CryosBS to be fair I also really only just hate jeffrey epstein, I just hate R. Kelly, ya know? I just have some unreasonable dislike towards mini ladd.
idk why y'all see people hating a misogynist as something wrong honestly
6:34 bro is the next voice actor of Patrick from SpongeBob
it’s funny cause I absolutely adore the zodiac aesthetic, fashiom, and decor but think the concept and trends associated with it themselves are second best to bullshit. I’ve had so many tense conversations with people (usually guys) who see my jewellery and are waiting for me to ask for their sign until I tell them I’m a hardcore agnostic who basically likes tapestries and crystals. It’s so funny and mildly annoying but I can’t complain
omg same, I'm into the aesthetic, but I know its all bs in the long run.
Quick story nobody will give a crap about: While on a field trip to UC Berkeley, my group had saw a whole squad of TikTok girls dancing on the side while there was a petition about some crap we had no idea about just a few meters away, this was ridiculous to see as there was like 6 of them standing there doing dances.
As a Gen Z girl, I’m grateful to say I don’t act like any of these lol.
Btw about Swifties, I think all of my friends are Taylor Swift fans on some level, I’m not joking. I don’t listen to a lot of her music, but thankfully my friends aren’t Stans that would abandon me for not being a Swiftie.
By the way I used to take interest in learning about astrology, but I stopped because it never made sense and the people that like it are usually toxic 😮💨
girl u aint special...
Arguing in instagram dms with a crazy swifty about Kanye was the funniest thing
Kanye is a bad person tho so your probably the problem
@@user-doomandtea nah she was arguing about the music aspect and not the person itself and I was like, honestly idc, can’t listen Taylor for a second, respect others music tastes lol.
As an emo girl, I'm pretty chill, I don't say any of that "society doesn't understand me" shit and I mostly just listen to alternative rock, wear skinny jeans, band shirts, and the converse 😭
vsco girls basically vanished after like 2020 or something like that and never seen any vsco girl since then
4:18 did u know there’s actually 13 constellations in the zodiacal band and they don’t even line up with the months or the times they’re supposed to be behind the sun
Gen Z Woman Chain
Gen Z Woman
Gen Z wemon
Gen z women
Ok chain (say something else below this you will guaranteed be sent to the shadow realm
No
i was considering working at Starbucks until I remembered the people that go there
1:54
I casually play valorant but one of the matches I had one of my teammates posted a link to their OF I swear these people are everywhere.
All I can say is ignore mean girls and treat girls like they are your sister
as a 2010 ur either a sigma rizzler or ur the good old day gen z
I’m gen z and I don’t care like what you like but if you like Andrew Tate or any alphas than sorry man we are not compatible
frr
1:20 imagine singing that irrelevant variant when you can sing "we, are never ever ever, going to the nether, i heard there are zombie pigmen and souls sand which slows you down, yeah, we are never ever ever ever, going to the nether"
5:19 did someone secretly videotape my scream of 2001?
My guy, I'm pretty sure if you mention that your The Duck, you'd pull at least one baddie
Ikr I was so confused? Like obviously ur passionate about it. im sure the baddies would like to know 😭
i feel like saying engween would be better, because that channel has more subscribers
3:44 I swear my hate for this kind of people is unmeasurable
well that drake one aged like milk
New Astrology update just dropped, can't wait to be Asparagus 🔥
Bruh the tree at 3:06
The tht when they break up with someone: Oh I broke up? Anyways I'll go add that to my counter and look for another guy
I logged off as soon as I heard "dating market"
Ayo you and birdie gotta be the goats no cap just fax
This guy is EXPERT at Milking Gen-Z content..
Real
The voices are too identical for them to be brothers. Bride and the duck are the ssme person 😂
7:40 bro showed pics of tiktok egirls in black and called it emo
I was gonna say 💀 I don’t think he understands what actual emo looks like
EXACTLY plus most of the people that say that they want an emo gf or sm like that would actually bully a girl who dresses emo and listens to emo music
2:45 I remember these girls, but they act the same nowadays
0:30 If that ever happened to me, I honestly don't even know what will happen
I used to like learning about Zodiacs and birth charts, and I still kind of do, but if I had to make friends with someone, their sign is the LAST thing I'd worry about. If the whole world went along with the stereotypes and "compatibility", I would be disowned.
Fun fact: my theater teacher was in a Taylor Swift music video
Wait where and which one
Yo! That is awesome!
For privacy reasons I’m not going to share which video and who she played. Sorry :(@@ME-HE-HEE
@@Metal_SandwichMadness That’s okay! Still really cool!
as an gen alpha person i agree that most of us normal kids wanna flee this planet
I'm a Gen-Z and proud to say i never came close to being like these people...
Same.
Same :0
Bro imagine posting this in NNN💀
6:49 DRAMA QUEEN
I can see them as well; you might have missed a few but 1 of them is. You just can't forget the businesswomen or entrepreneur chick with social media, but not so much of an influencer but has a side hustle of some sort, a small business that can be scalable.
Bruh the stump scene💀, 3:29
On the drake one aged so bad 😭
Ikr
When you're engaged to the goth baddie 😎 honestly idk how I got her even 2 years later
There’s also the shy girls, popular girls, bullies, bullied etc
i love who he put as "THE BADDIE" 😂
who?
who the f is that?
0:50 me with ariana grande
ALL MY FELLAS🗣🔥🔥💯🗿
When he went to that frat party and saw all those chicks wearing the same jeans + white crop top combo could’ve been bc they’re in a sorority and it’s something they usually intentionally plan out beforehand. It’s like a uniform to them, and it’s common.
I'm the ugly and chill type of girl.
Same bruv
5:38 “Oooh, the party’s better in the parking lot, the parking lot” -6arelyhuman, song Parking Lot
5:37 bro thats not even as bad as where some girls at my school would record tiktoks
They would try to make a tiktok as soon as theyd enter the math class before the teacher starts teaching and it was really annoying
The vsc whatever fad absolutely took over my high school around 9th 10th grade
Im a 20 year old Women and i have no idea what the appeal of tik tok is 🤨
my homeroom teacher (now) has not 1 not 2 not 3 cardboard cutouts of taylor swift but 6. and their all in the classroom, and plays talorswift all the time during class in the morning.
if a girl asks you what your sign is, instead of jumping to the conclusion of her being an astrology freak you should consider the possibility that she's actually a homestuck fan and she's designing your trollsona for you
Bros opinions are great and his videos are pretty meaningful and straightforward you could say(I ain't a bot).
Personality>Looks
You must live in another world or in dream
I care about people’s personality over looks
damn this man got balls for the t swift one
One time I made a joke that Taylor Swift only makes two songs over and over again.
I can relate, one time started a Spotify blen with a couple of people and it said that I put in a couple Taylor Swift songs which I didn't and they were on my ass saying I was a swiftie
6:33 was golden. Good vid man.
7:24 No hate or anything but that is more alternative then emo
As a girl, I am offended. Ugh how disturbing.
Same. I am a girl, and I find this more funny than it's offensive. 😂
🤡🤓
you placed pictures of alternative girls instead of emo girls
As a swifte, I personally like you.
3:18 same here but it was boys
Starbucks girls are driving me crazy
0:02 nah, I'm good
as a girl who didn't fall into these, i can proudly say i thank my parents
0:07 IS THAT BRECKIE HILL I'm not into women but she is FINE
I just realized there was someone at my school who fit all of these categories! Like, unbelievable!
duck never dissapoints