Christmas Time Came Early This Year He dodged a bullet in Butler And another in West Palm Beach They tried so hard to indict him They never understood his reach. He worked at the french fryer Then waved to us from the drive thru He was a garbage truck rider And did it all for me and you. Chorus: Christmas Time came early this year Big orange man is spreading some cheer Raise your glass of liberal tears Let’s celebrate for four more years
Beat sleepy Joe so badly They had to pull him from the race Quickly named a “suck-cessor” Who ran on Joy and also hate. The news blindly endorsed her Ignored word salads and lied It was a total disaster We all laughed until we cried. Chorus Election night was exciting Lefties’ heads were exploding All the Swing States were reddening A beautiful sight unfolding. Paid shills versed in denial Shaven heads and tattoos We got unburdened in style The cack-a-ling boozer did lose. Chorus Chorus
Christmas Time Came Early This Year
He dodged a bullet in Butler
And another in West Palm Beach
They tried so hard to indict him
They never understood his reach.
He worked at the french fryer
Then waved to us from the drive thru
He was a garbage truck rider
And did it all for me and you.
Chorus:
Christmas Time came early this year
Big orange man is spreading some cheer
Raise your glass of liberal tears
Let’s celebrate for four more years
Beat sleepy Joe so badly
They had to pull him from the race
Quickly named a “suck-cessor”
Who ran on Joy and also hate.
The news blindly endorsed her
Ignored word salads and lied
It was a total disaster
We all laughed until we cried.
Chorus
Election night was exciting
Lefties’ heads were exploding
All the Swing States were reddening
A beautiful sight unfolding.
Paid shills versed in denial
Shaven heads and tattoos
We got unburdened in style
The cack-a-ling boozer did lose.
Chorus
Chorus