air-crash investigation comentator: "The pilots' body cannot be found" Cockpit voice recorder: "I don't want to be in a f@cking episode of air-crash investigation" "I FORGOT HOW TO READ" "go get the parachutes, we're gonna ditch this plane!"
@@beingearthling3130 1)Those slabs on the wings of the plane that help it to slow down when landing, or 2) Those floppy pieces of skin on a pussy, which is where this joke comes from
@@kierantierney3040 Free range means that the chicken was raised in a way so it's not always confined in an enclosed space. This supposedly helps the chicken to ease up and feel less tense, which makes their meat quality go up. But whether or not these chickens were actually let to roam free, or whether the space they were allowed to roam around is actually effective in raising the meat quality is another issue, hence it is possible to be just an illusion just to make customers feel it's better. Tldr, marketing techniques bro. It's just a chicken, you take what you get, that's good enough for me.
@@rn6447 I love my job, its the greatest decision I ever made to become a FA. but after a 10/12 hour shift, you just want to be in your bed instead of hearing that the pringles can you gave them has one less pringle in them than the other ones.
“He had that much land he started renting to other chickens” “You want culture, go to any car wash in Sydney” “Pull up, I don’t want to be on an episode of Aircraft Investigations” These were probably the funniest lines in the whole video 😂😂😂😂
First off, good luck even opening the door, its a pressurized cabin. And also, if you even jumped out, what about the flippin tail mate. How ya gonna avoid that?
@@nugget_kingboi2318 the supervisor, he is always dressed for the occasion, yet only from the waist up . The bottom appears to be Adidas all the time.
"I don't wanna be an episode of Air-Crash Investigation" Laughing so hard because this would literally be any Australian pilot when their plane was going down.
No but every maccas has a wog or two. Half the remaining staff is foreign students who don't really know english and get in trouble for talking to each other in their native tongue, and the rest are schoolkids who are too busy with their phones to fucking serve anyone.
1:10 girl: is the chicken free range? superwog: you mean like was he walking? girl: yeah superwog: yeah, yeah he was running,he was running free all his life. girl: really? superwog: yeah, yeah he had that much land they started renting to other chickens. lmao!
Anyone else remember watching this in Primary as a little kid with no stress or struggle, just having fun. Always used to watch his videos after school and laugh my ass off.
as an aviation geek I noticed that while boarding it was a boeing-373 (0:00) then while take off it was a boeing-777 (0:38) and while they were crashing it was a airbus a-320 (3:52) XD
“Do not put on the oxygen mask 😷 You’re better off to pass out and not feel your death” 💀 “You want culture? Go to any car 🚗 wash in Sydney for culture” Lmao 😂 He’s not wrong
“i don’t want to be in an episode of air-crash investigations” lmao 🤣 3:49
This made me laugh straight for an hour 🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀
THIS GOT ME DEAD ASF
This is the best one I've heard in a long time
air-crash investigation comentator: "The pilots' body cannot be found"
Cockpit voice recorder: "I don't want to be in a f@cking episode of air-crash investigation" "I FORGOT HOW TO READ" "go get the parachutes, we're gonna ditch this plane!"
“You want culture? Go to a car wash in sydney for culture!” Lmao
Can u explain
@@MKhan-ui8ot car wash workers there are foreign, so u experience diferent culture
@@seniorpoger1627 thanks for explaining
Funny comment hahah
I farted from laughing 😂 😂
“Home-less belly dancer”
“Economy peasants”
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😆😂😆🤣🤣😆😆😂😆🤣😆
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"iv got 2 parachutes, jump out and ditch the plane" 3:59
That Killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
were u on that plane if it killed u :-D
3:16 I swear he just flicks a switch in his brain and he's a completely different person it's insane
Yeah great voice
BARS
S
yes..
swear to god 😂😂
“I’ll show you my flaps if you show me yours”
* @1:37*
“get outta here you’re annoying me”
that giggle and the statement kills me
1:34
Same bro 😂
huahahaha
What are flaps?
@@beingearthling3130 1)Those slabs on the wings of the plane that help it to slow down when landing, or 2) Those floppy pieces of skin on a pussy, which is where this joke comes from
"Don't bother putting the oxygen masks on, you're better off passing out and not feel your death" Thats gold😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I actually going to listen to that one
I mean if the plane splits in half might as well keep it off
@@BlankVonRecru1t but if you die from suffocation and the plane lands safely you’re fucked mate
@@Arabgrizzly True but I'll take my chances
2:54 OMFG the look of shock on that old lady's face is PRICELESS!
“I DONT WANT THIS TO BE AN EPISODE OF AIRCRASH INVESTIGATION”
ChristianTRP HAHAHA I was looking for someone to comment this 😂
fucking amazing
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA YESSSSS
I just cracked up and looked at the comments and this was the first that popped up
ChristianTRP yes that’s what he said
"Yeah yeah, he had that much land he started renting to other chickens" Bahhahaha. Great video. "
L
Turnah81 fuck up, mate.
I was reading this as soon as it was happening
This guy is for funny.
Nonce
"Don't bother putting the oxygen masks on,
You're better off to pass out and not feel your death!"
Lmaoooo
±Emerson Gammaldi
"YOU GOT ONE LIFEJACKET! THIS IS THE ONLY LIFEJACKET WE GOT! "
Emerson Gammaldi SAMEEEEE
“I DONT WANNA BE AN EPISODE OF AIR CRASH INVESTIGATIONS BRO!”
anonymous G lol
Lol me too
"Don't ask for another one"
"Relax relax" that had me😂😂😂
I love how he calls everybody an economy peasant 🤣🤣🤣
Economy peasants
They are.
I'll glady be called an economy peasant, that's what I am.
Anos voldiGOAT
I mean look at them
" Is the chicken free range?"
"You mean was he like walking?"
Bro😂😂
Ikr🤣🤣
It’s funny cause free range is an illusion, almost a lie
@@LethalPoisonForThrSystem explain?
@@kierantierney3040 Free range means that the chicken was raised in a way so it's not always confined in an enclosed space. This supposedly helps the chicken to ease up and feel less tense, which makes their meat quality go up.
But whether or not these chickens were actually let to roam free, or whether the space they were allowed to roam around is actually effective in raising the meat quality is another issue, hence it is possible to be just an illusion just to make customers feel it's better.
Tldr, marketing techniques bro. It's just a chicken, you take what you get, that's good enough for me.
@@LethalPoisonForThrSystem Yes but pasture raised is what you need to look for as they are not fed grain and other shit.
He protec
He attac
But most importantly,
*YOU GET ONE SNAC.*
Whoop Dee-Doo this comment deserves more likes
Good one mate
ONE SNACK
Hey I stole your comment lol
@@caughtmydrifty3273 sorry but what does this comment mean? I did not get the joke
2:15 is acceptable and most flight crew should do this more often
They will geet fired but I agree with you
Lol
"Yo I don't want to be on an episode of air crash investigations"
Dead 😂
BitterYetSweet that was where I died😂😂😂
BitterYetSweet 🚲🚲🏍🏍🚲🚲🚲🏍
BitterYetSweet I died in every bit
Most people in air crash investigations die tho
"I don't want to be a fucking episode of air crash investigation!!!"
I lost it 😂😂😂😂
Chopstickx Master same haha lol
Chopstickx Master fucking amazing
Chopstickx Master yeah same
I love it when Australian TH-camrs reference classic Strayan TV shows.
Thomas Liu totally 😂😂😂
*“Economy peasants”* bahahahahaaha
It's true, economy sucks.
legit something i would say lmfao
True tho it’s not like we go in the worst one
Sophia Kanakis you a sheep BAAH BAAH
I was your 1k Like btw
Thanks!
"Go to any car wash in Sydney for culture" 😂😂😂😂😂
SOME GUY hahahaha
The best lmao
SOME GUY 😂
one of the best lines ever
SOME GUY | LMAO
I love people like this. This is my type of comedy.
please never consume toast ever again
So true
Watch fat pizza
My too man😂
😂🤣 yes
"You want culture? Go to any car wash in Sydney for culture." HAHAHA
Thomas D. thomastown wog central
Thomas D. Hahahah very true. Literal wog central.
Bankstown?
Jason Ngo yep 😂😂😂
Bogans in Thommo too, a lot of culture there
1:47 I laughed out loud 😂 Nathan is a good, versatile actor of many roles. I especially like his facial expressions when he acts 😆
I already know this is gonna be good. whenever I see them in the thumbnail, i smile lmao
RageElixir same here
RageElixir funny seeing you here
RageElixir hi ragelixir
Same
"It says... I FORGOT HOW TO READ" HAHHAA DEAD
“Can I get a Fanta?”
“Let me get my supervisor.”
“Don’t ask for another one!”
Got me dead😂
What's the context here?
Prerana Pradeep I live in Australia but I might be wrong on this joke, We got sunkiss and usually whenever I ask for fanta they grab that.
because most people in Australia say "Fana" instead of Fanta.
the T is silent.
Are you dead yet
@@monte5473 Sorry but I always say Fanta & don't know of anyone who says Fana either.
"'yeah he had so much land that he started renting it to other chickens" LOL
As a flight attendant, I can confirm that this is what we dream of. God, I wish I could be like that on my job
If that's your mentality then you need to leave the trolley dolly job and find another Job.
@@rn6447 shut up
Sadly mostly of people are softies i feel u
@@rn6447 I love my job, its the greatest decision I ever made to become a FA. but after a 10/12 hour shift, you just want to be in your bed instead of hearing that the pringles can you gave them has one less pringle in them than the other ones.
@@rn6447 the fact that you call it trolly dolley job is a part of why he said that btw. ignorant economy peasant!
3:17 Betty makes a brief appearance
rawgrove P
rawgrove
rawgrove Prague is amazing lol
I wish they actually had Betty in this episode. Still have that scene of the wog flight attendant mocking in Aussie and then Betty get mad at him.
rawgrove
" I don't want to be a episode of air crash investigation " 😂😂😂😂😂
"I don't want to be a fucking episode of air crash investigation" 😂😂😂😂😂
"ITS... I FORGOT HOW TO READ, I CANT BREATHE"
HAHAHAH
Brysen Famularo u
Brysen Famularo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
this is ya fuckn captain spueyking
No, only Wog Aussies will understand these videos.
ClickzyyGaming what a boy Kiwis mate
BowMaster01 i can understand it but im not a wog im Australian
ClickzyyGaming I'm an Aussie I got all of that
TF2 Heavy Look m8 you ain't an Aussie
"If u dont move imma dump my fuel on ur window screen"
got me dead af🤣🤣🤣
"Back off fella, you've been on my ass since vietnam." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't wanna be an episode of Air Crash Investigations
I laughed so fucking hard!! and missed the rest of it
Onedayilbeok
gotta be the best line in this vid. i laughed so much
Vashisht Jain nah the best one was ; "I'll how you my flaps if you show me yours" haha
show*
"You'll fu*kin block the exit" omfg I've never laughed so hard
"Homeless belly dancer" LOL
ya fuckin homeless belly dancer hahahahaha
Katie Guerra I know right that was hilarious
Katie Guerra belly dancer hahaja
*homeless bellybuttom
"What does it say?"
"It says.. I FORGOT HOW TO READ"
😂😂
*he had that much land he was renting to other chickens I died*
"Thats the manual look at it! What does it say we do in a storm???"
"It says.......
....i FORGOT HOW TO READ"
It's a stall not storm
I'm dead from laughing so hard lol
when Nathan said "I can't breathe" you can hear theo behind the camera giggling
Timestamp?
Timestamp 4:00
I would pay extra to get talked to like that on a plane
Yeah 🤣 I actually want to get this flight, and I don't give af where it's going 🤣
@@neanda hahahaha I hear ya mate be a hell of a laugh
Just fly Qantas - they are rude all the time
call it Karen's Airline
Ah yeah good morning, this is your fuckin captain. 😂😂
Jazzbee98 xD
OMFG " I don't want to be the next episode of Air Crash Investigation " 😂😂😂😂
Clorax Bleach 😂😂😂😂
why do i find you everywhere i go
Mazri Mazri different accounts with the same name
Smurk I
lmfao XD
0:32 is the most true thing ever
2:27 got me. No thanks 😂😂
“He had that much land he started renting to other chickens”
“You want culture, go to any car wash in Sydney”
“Pull up, I don’t want to be on an episode of Aircraft Investigations”
These were probably the funniest lines in the whole video
😂😂😂😂
Lol
No pull up to go down! Pull up! Pull up!
what does any car wash in sydney mean
@@acespec4713 means in car wash you will find only (prob illigal) migrants working
Yeah boys Australia
"You want colture? Go to f***ing Sydney car washes for colture"
Superwog 2k17
Rhy Logically cOlture
RhyMUA culture*
😂 Why did you censor the F word? No one is gonna report it
So many things were wrong with that comment lmfao.
“GO GET THE PARACHUTES, I GOT TWO OF THEM JUMP OUT AND DITCH THE PLANE”
Me: Where are the parachutes?
No just no
First off, good luck even opening the door, its a pressurized cabin. And also, if you even jumped out, what about the flippin tail mate. How ya gonna avoid that?
@@berksaudios4359 calm down it just a joke
@@berksaudios4359 Every plane has a opening exit below the cabin crew floor which pilots have access to get out during emergencies
“I don’t want to be a fucking episode of air crash investigation” 3:48😂😂😂😂😂
"fucking homeless belly dancer" xD LOL
"You want Culture? Go to any carwash in Sydney for Culture" 3:30
I laughed so hard I cried XD
Everytime Superwog mocks someone, the eyebrows and face expession are hillarious.
at least 5 stoner kids aspire to be like him
"i don't wanna be on an episode of air crash investigations!" 😂💀3:48
The funny thing is that Nathan always wears the correct shirt for all of these skits, yet has Adidas pants.
What?
@@nugget_kingboi2318 the supervisor, he is always dressed for the occasion, yet only from the waist up . The bottom appears to be Adidas all the time.
Homeless body dancer 😂😂😂
Sorry belly dancer
Evander R I don't know
Damianplayminecraft hi
Damianplayminecraft hahahaha
Xsharkslayer hey
"Bro go get the parachutes, I've got 2 of em, we jump out and ditch the plane!".
That line killed me.
The way he said it too
Homelander would be proud.
"IT SAYS..."
"I FORGOT HOW TO READ"
"I CANT BREATHE"
dies of laughter
"I dont wanna be a episode of air crash investigations" -best quote yet
"I don't wanna be an episode of Air-Crash Investigation"
Laughing so hard because this would literally be any Australian pilot when their plane was going down.
“Economy class peasants” Got me in hysterics 😂
3:06 best joke 😂
I haven't seen pilots this bad since 9/11
QB Mac tf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
flight MH370
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
QB Mac 9/11 pilots weren't bad at all. They hit their target spot on
"You want culture? Go to any car wash in Sydney for culture"
Hahahaha if you live in Sydney, you understand very well what he means by that haha
I live in Sydney but I haven't been to a carwash so I don't get the joke...
Curry Rice plz explain
There's chinese car wash, vietnamese car wash, lebanese car wash... so many ethnicities owning their car washes
IT'S BLACKTOWN!
Curry Rice haha how perfect was that line
If superwog worked in McDonald's
thats not hard just go to any fucking macca's in sydney bruh
No but every maccas has a wog or two. Half the remaining staff is foreign students who don't really know english and get in trouble for talking to each other in their native tongue, and the rest are schoolkids who are too busy with their phones to fucking serve anyone.
yes yes yes yes
Chill guys plz
Little Cuzy Superwog plz do it
Superwog videos have this gift of making you laugh like you're watching them for the first time again
fr
"Ah yeh good morning this is ya fucken captain speaking" funniest shit I've heard today
"I don't want to be a fukin episode of air crash investigations"
"that's a for anal t for testicle and r for rim job"
ill show u my flaps if u show me yours
They are a better airline then united 😂😂
iKrausey bro, I'd rather fly with superwog than emirates
They're a better airline then tigerair
well he aint break-in Taylor guitars so id fly wog all da way
How did you guys manage to hire an airoplane?!
Hippie Whovian its a simulator
You must feel so smart correcting people, hey Michelle? If we're gonna correct people, it's "an".
Glî†çh Ïñ Thê Måtrèx it's not
what you actually think planes are hard to come by???? shit I knew an aircraft maintenance team supervisor a few years back.
I believe this is a retired Qantas 747-238B in Longreach, QLD.
"I don't want to be an episode of air crash investigations ' 🤣😂😂🤣
"don't bother to put your mask on, its better to pass out than to feel your death coming", this already got me laughing lmao
an australian video that was #1 on trending
Brenda Currie nah trending is different on different countries
oh ):
Bob Izam no that's trending on TH-cam
Tala Habarna yeah exactly, it's #1 trending on the Australian TH-cam page but in other countries it might not be
yeah thanks for telling me
Next on air crash investigations: Who hit who?
im deaadd xDDD best comment
Samantha xD I agree
*Wog comes out of the cargo hold*
you win the internet today
AHhahaha
The old couple’s reactions on their faces are priceless😂😂😂😂😂
I wish this was literally a 3 hour movie. I would watch that every Christmas.
Fuck this is one of the best videos in a while
agreed !
Rusizzle I totally agree it is really funny
Rusizzle ikr
bazookaman 1234
Malaysia airlines should hire them for safety
Homeless belly dancer😂
Jessica Davis lol when I heard it I just saw ur comment
Jessica Davis j
"you fuckin block the exit" had me crying!🤣
If Superwog was the Prime Minister
🤣
Makes my day when I see a superwogs video
😂
More like year
Twenty One Chemical Crybabies at the Disco get a life, nerd
Default Hero speading love here too hero.
Default Hero different time zones you fucking idiot
"Homeless belly dancer" 😂😂😂
Elma Ademovic ahahahah you're a loser
Lollllllll, exit
is that what your gonna be when ya grow up?
lmao 😂😂
"no thanks" lmao 2:36
Economy peasants LOOOL story of my life
No poors.
1:10
girl: is the chicken free range?
superwog: you mean like was he walking?
girl: yeah
superwog: yeah, yeah he was running,he was running free all his life.
girl: really?
superwog: yeah, yeah he had that much land they started renting to other chickens.
lmao!
Anyone else remember watching this in Primary as a little kid with no stress or struggle, just having fun. Always used to watch his videos after school and laugh my ass off.
as an aviation geek
I noticed that while boarding it was a boeing-373 (0:00) then while take off it was a boeing-777 (0:38) and while they were crashing it was a airbus a-320 (3:52)
XD
“Do not put on the oxygen mask 😷 You’re better off to pass out and not feel your death” 💀
“You want culture? Go to any car 🚗 wash in Sydney for culture”
Lmao 😂 He’s not wrong
L.
M
@@AntiSpiral666 holy fuck
Bro stop talking in Mario odyssey
2:59 Me trying to fix the internet router at 6 in the morning...
DarcyIsLame cr
right at that timestamp is meme format potential...
My favourite part 0:00-4:11
NiCe
I agree
Same were twins
Stranger_ Things ikr
Ok and...
3:49 “I don’t want to be in a episode of aircraft investigation” 😂
3:15 Prague is amazing. That expression 🤣🤣🤣
“ask me a million questions about a chicken, what an idiot bro”. LMAO THIS LINE HITS WAY HARDER NOW
🤣🤣🤣
You want culture we got a car wash in Sydney for culture
Azhar Raja lol
Nonce
Aariz2578 9 yup
This is gold! Australia-no culture, car washes only. Gold!
I don’t get this joke pls help lol
“Pull up pull up * intense struggle* I don’t wanna be a focking episode of air crash investigations” 🤣
1:36 that Krusty the Clown laugh tho lmao
2:59 - the idea that some random mate of the captain named steve serviced the planes engines is too much 😂
"dont bother putting the oxygen masks on. You're better off to pass out and not feel your death"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMGGGGG
That pilot is there without the pants killed me 😂
Finally something that will get Australia more known
And thanks the WOGS ONCE MORE...
trending is subjective to your country so its unlikely people all over the world also had superwog in their trending tab
They are giving us Australians a good reputation XD
Same space them and issac butterfield
Found out about this in 2022 now I’m binge watching it all
“He had so much land he rented it to other chickens”😂😂😂
Edit: Hi I edited this to say it has 666 likes🙃
The finest chicken breast soaked in land
Lmao
Fking ey
600th like
Mcinerney Interista1908 never had that many likes before🥴
"You fuckin economy peasants!" Hahahahaa
fuck off, we all saw the video, why the fuck do you bother to fucking repeat it
no chill
UnNamed Cloud
2legit2quit
adopted
Default Hero 1. You fuck off.
2. I'm expressing my delight caused by a specific moment of the video, so much so, I felt obligated post a comment.
*"I don't want to be on a f*ckin episode on air crash investigations!"* 3:47 😂