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  • @gemmi7160
    @gemmi7160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4025

    Harvard worker: he denied our rejection letter, what the heck?
    Judi: death

    • @user-zn7dl4cs8w
      @user-zn7dl4cs8w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      JustGemma crossovers

    • @animusharmony9092
      @animusharmony9092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The donut with mustard is actually good.

    • @georgia3801
      @georgia3801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg I just watched that video lol

    • @missasteroids
      @missasteroids 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@animusharmony9092 R/Madlads

    • @vickyf616
      @vickyf616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im your 1k like(gud job bud)

  • @Xyrenoxx
    @Xyrenoxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3410

    8:41
    he just said “no u” to fricken _harvard university_

    • @vedantchaudhari7123
      @vedantchaudhari7123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      in harvard university's language

    • @joesutherland672
      @joesutherland672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I wanna know what they said back, if they did

    • @clockworkundead4337
      @clockworkundead4337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Okay but honestly. I'd take him in after that. The kind of mind and thinking outside the box like that deserves at least to be taken in (maybe not given paid scholarship, as he was indeed rejected in the first place), but I'd take him in for sure.

    • @alexandrecredidiooliveira7176
      @alexandrecredidiooliveira7176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He pulled the reverse Uno Card on Harvard

    • @joricameron7132
      @joricameron7132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I hope they came back with "Okay, that was very creative. We have decided to reconsider.
      Just kidding, don't show up here or we will call your parents."

  • @brainy1447
    @brainy1447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Daughter: exists
    Judi: To the gallows you go

    • @ArcaneArachnid
      @ArcaneArachnid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolute mad lass.

    • @gxrm3693
      @gxrm3693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NO ONE LIKE THIS ANYMORE
      I was it to stay 555 likes,it satisfying🙃

    • @pikoujimbok
      @pikoujimbok 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m liking

    • @bcd32dok36
      @bcd32dok36 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Judi to the father: yeet the ho

  • @meganlocker9700
    @meganlocker9700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    "Who is this?"
    "Andrew"
    "And?"
    "...rew"

    • @Axoly479
      @Axoly479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Speech 100

    • @logansmith6586
      @logansmith6586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Marcus Klassen r/ihadastroke

    • @MintiiFresh
      @MintiiFresh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Marcus Klassen why would you say something so controversial, yet, so brave

    • @BuhBaBiBeBo
      @BuhBaBiBeBo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Speech 500

    • @vuzmxl
      @vuzmxl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Marcus Klassen Speech increased to 500

  • @fluffyguts1238
    @fluffyguts1238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    Me: **calls random number**
    Me:is your refrigerator running?
    Stranger: No,Its walking
    Me: Well then go *WAIT WHAT??*

    • @mikewasowski7505
      @mikewasowski7505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mysteria •Gacha• no joke last night my brother tried that one and me There’s that one person who had to ruin it LMAO

    • @ptrap1106
      @ptrap1106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      100th like

    • @fluffyguts1238
      @fluffyguts1238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ptrap1106 O.o

    • @fluffyguts1238
      @fluffyguts1238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mikewasowski7505 😂😂

    • @fluffyguts1238
      @fluffyguts1238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carolinawarden9021 😂😂

  • @MrJamieVe
    @MrJamieVe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    "The Egyptians built The Egyptians" Thanks EmKay, spreading knowledge as usual. (10:29)

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Well technically he's not wrong, that's how reproduction works

    • @smeebsmob3468
      @smeebsmob3468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO

    • @user-zn7dl4cs8w
      @user-zn7dl4cs8w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Georgiy Kireev i was going to say that :(

    • @R4e0fsunshine
      @R4e0fsunshine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I legit thought the video was buffering, turns out it was just Damien buffering

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@georgiykireev9678 Building huh? I think someone needs to give you the birds and bees talk, before you try something inappropriate with a girl and a lego set.

  • @daddywumbo1676
    @daddywumbo1676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    *Top 10 worst ways to die*
    Number 1: _Judi's Wrath_

    • @MrReee-nr1dc
      @MrReee-nr1dc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Daddy Wumbo I love your name and your PFP please be my friend....

    • @cupcake_ram4227
      @cupcake_ram4227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Look at those cold dark eyes...
      That sinister smile...
      That terrifying look that strikes fear into many hearts!
      No one who has ever crossed her has escaped her wrath, and no one will...

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *_500th_** like*

  • @draguladriver
    @draguladriver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    damien: "writing endgame spoilers?
    that's cruel and unusual"
    also damien: [making an endgame spoiler a few images later]

  • @justinodonnell4393
    @justinodonnell4393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1211

    Is your refrigerator running?
    Yes
    *YOU FOOL, YOU FELL VICTIM TO ONE OF THE CLASSIC BLUNDERS*

    • @Helga-fe5xl
      @Helga-fe5xl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @blobvisfan666
      @blobvisfan666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF BEING IN MY INTELLECTUALLY PUNNY PRESENCE*

    • @maxifernandez1760
      @maxifernandez1760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *YOU FOOL, YOU FELL FOR IT! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!*

    • @_Myrhl
      @_Myrhl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DRAT, FOOLED AGAIN

    • @akakios7386
      @akakios7386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *WHAT IF MY REFRIGERATOR IS ACTUALLY RUNNING*

  • @kawaiwatermelon
    @kawaiwatermelon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    "HOLY HELL JUDY" quote of the year award

    • @takumifujiwara5679
      @takumifujiwara5679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryangames [gd] kawaiwatermelon I would like but it’s 69 so no
      Also nice

    • @lndn1365
      @lndn1365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      judi*

    • @moses9151
      @moses9151 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok boomer

    • @chako_chako
      @chako_chako 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *judi*

    • @formaline_brk
      @formaline_brk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now it is.

  • @KeybladeBrett
    @KeybladeBrett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    Top 5 Sounds:
    5. PS1 Startup
    4. Windows XP Startup and Shutdown
    3. Danny DeVito’s Voice
    2. Crickets chirping
    1. Damien’s laugh

    • @walidfakhfakh3660
      @walidfakhfakh3660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what does that have to do with the video

    • @troo_6656
      @troo_6656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lego star wars yoda death sound.

    • @tadeogomez7303
      @tadeogomez7303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      0. PS2 sound

    • @mincraftgamercruise8317
      @mincraftgamercruise8317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cricket chirping is a sound of satan. No matter how hard you look you cant find them just hearing the sound

    • @bigguy13258
      @bigguy13258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      0- M1 Garand *PING*

  • @BrendonTerra
    @BrendonTerra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Although I’m sure she’s flattered, the resident was 93 rather than 39- which makes it all the more hilarious she pranked her.

  • @mrmr_zoomie
    @mrmr_zoomie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    Non-Christians: *makes memes about Christianity*
    Christians: *”I would yell at you, but that’s not very Christian of me.”*

    • @goldenpenguinfr7094
      @goldenpenguinfr7094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Intense fellowship*

    • @stickmaniac672
      @stickmaniac672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As a non christian, I find this hilarious.

    • @qwertydoddles2222
      @qwertydoddles2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tenshi Neko lol

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They could but they won’t, let’s be honest here.

    • @lazarack4859
      @lazarack4859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      As being a Christian myself. I find most jokes funny and not something to be irritated about, but that Mary joke was very ill informed.

  • @Biggchunguss_39thchild
    @Biggchunguss_39thchild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    A sign: no laughing cutely!
    Damien: **laughs cutely**
    Me: what a R/madlad

  • @RenegadesReact
    @RenegadesReact 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    All these Endgame spoilers... If only they knew what 2020 was to bring...

    • @michaelanthonyfiamengo431
      @michaelanthonyfiamengo431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SPOILER ALERT! We're all gonna die.

    • @mrwow1667
      @mrwow1667 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      endgame suck

    • @KentaQ
      @KentaQ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelanthonyfiamengo431 car spoiler alert! New pandemic!

    • @lazy-frog
      @lazy-frog ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@michaelanthonyfiamengo4312022/2023 covid is gone

    • @matthewelliott7294
      @matthewelliott7294 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@michaelanthonyfiamengo431Rattrap from Beast Wars just called and he wants his quote back.

  • @gracefullydumb
    @gracefullydumb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Me: *leans over to Damian to tell him something*
    Also me: I always wash my hands without soap.
    Damian: *screams*

  • @Runtergesprungen
    @Runtergesprungen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    10:29
    nobody:
    No one:
    Literally no one:
    EmKay 2k19: The Egyptians built the Egyptians the majestic pyramids of Giza thousands of years ago.
    Edit: no Edit

    • @jayamarillo628
      @jayamarillo628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love how it says “Edit: No edit” and then I look at the top and see “2 weeks ago (edited)”
      r/madlads

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was nice of them. Good people those Egyptians.

    • @oblivionthekhajiit1155
      @oblivionthekhajiit1155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jayamarillo628 YOU FOOL YOU FELL FOR ONE OF THE CLASSIC BLUNDERS

  • @mist0098
    @mist0098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Your laugh. That deserves to be on r/madlads .

    • @ozy8742
      @ozy8742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mist0098 no

    • @sporeham1674
      @sporeham1674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OzyKam yes.

    • @dapersona8086
      @dapersona8086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ozy8742 yes

    • @cheerfulskies
      @cheerfulskies 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ozy8742 Yes

    • @ozy8742
      @ozy8742 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cheerfulskies bro i commented 2 years ago no need to answer lmao i don't even remember why i said no

  • @Mara-reb
    @Mara-reb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    His laugh is absolutely *wholesome*.

  • @king_deadshot1923
    @king_deadshot1923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    At 5:30 he’s says “my 39 resident had me water her plants” the number is 93

  • @rulerpestilence
    @rulerpestilence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    5:28
    EmKay: My 39 y/o..
    Smart Grammar Kids: UM EXCUSE ME IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 93

    • @porkbellycutlets427
      @porkbellycutlets427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aka lil bitch children

    • @rulerpestilence
      @rulerpestilence 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@porkbellycutlets427 Thank you for the correction

    • @verycool1132
      @verycool1132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@porkbellycutlets427 You mean people who are smarter than you?

    • @JulianSlime
      @JulianSlime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Fortnite kids

  • @ultimabolachadopacote1088
    @ultimabolachadopacote1088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I'm watching this when I should be cleaning my room. *madlad*

  • @colesilva7732
    @colesilva7732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    New Emkay video: Watch this absolute mad lad laugh maniacally an Reddit memes

  • @wall-g
    @wall-g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    the guy who did the mustard donuts should've added laxatives with the mustard

    • @andreasstrauss5194
      @andreasstrauss5194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A mustard filled donut is actually tradition here in germany at a certain time of the year some bakerys have them mixed with normal ones too

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he did...

    • @SB-cz9vo
      @SB-cz9vo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@andreasstrauss5194 If I were ever forced to take such a measurement, it would be with 'Löwensenf extra scharf'. Someone might take pity on that person, but I wouldn't when it comes to my food.

  • @TheRealSigyn
    @TheRealSigyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I love when you cackle/laugh honestly. It makes me smile. I would do the Thanos quote about "this does make me smile" or whatever but I can’t for the life to remember me and I’m too lazy to look it up. My will isn’t strong enough rn.

    • @oo4758
      @oo4758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Fun isn't something one considers when saving the universe, but this....does put a smile on my face."

    • @elliaunabellaplum
      @elliaunabellaplum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am inevitable

    • @lavashu1916
      @lavashu1916 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sigyn Laufeyson “ Hahaha, this does put a smile on my face”

    • @luismota3864
      @luismota3864 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elliaunabellaplum spoiler

    • @dotzabot
      @dotzabot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the hardest choices require the strongest wills

  • @E-name
    @E-name 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The most madlad thing is Damien murdering slazo to take over emkay

    • @Laggity
      @Laggity 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He also killed Ms Breezy as well, the madlad.

  • @thegrimreaper9951
    @thegrimreaper9951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    4:20 i bought a lasar pointer while i was on holidays, and was messing with drunks at 5am in the morning.
    It was hilarious to see their reaction!

    • @the_cursed_7775
      @the_cursed_7775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      420? You're coming with us To raid area 51 if you Tell us the secret code

    • @metalcrotchguy433
      @metalcrotchguy433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im in germany
      So once the english teacher asked someone to tell him was penny was
      He answered penny
      Then the asked for the plural
      He said pence
      As he was asked to spell „pence“
      He said
      P E N
      And his friend said I S
      He said I S
      Loud and the teacher said oh man common...
      Nobody except me and a friend understood what he made him spell😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bigjoe8087
      @bigjoe8087 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice

    • @dumbhoe9365
      @dumbhoe9365 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      420

    • @bladesofderp4649
      @bladesofderp4649 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice

  • @Horgano
    @Horgano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even in the afterlife:
    Me:*gets reddit ad on a reddit video when I already have reddit*

    • @consumebees1404
      @consumebees1404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I read that as I got one.
      TH-cam why

    • @lia5911
      @lia5911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kekry MrNiceGuy I get TH-cam ads.....

    • @Horgano
      @Horgano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lia5911 oof

  • @lobsters12111
    @lobsters12111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    It was so weird to be listening without watching and suddenly i just hear "hey andy. Hey andy. Hey andy..." I thought someone was trying to wake me up from a coma or something.

    • @oo4758
      @oo4758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Andy, wake up.

    • @LuckyWhat
      @LuckyWhat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Andy it's been 3 years. Please just wake up

    • @eggethnaynut2652
      @eggethnaynut2652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey Andy please wake up

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Hey Andy, wanna play? I'll be your friend to the end."

  • @lovedeluxe_5018
    @lovedeluxe_5018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Florida Man Arrested For Harassing People With Pictures Of Nintendo’s “Yoshi”

    • @diobrandodies7907
      @diobrandodies7907 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Florida man beats Florida woman with cheeseburger*

  • @msihcs8171
    @msihcs8171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    To be fair to the boomers, Booth stuffing sounds a lot less moronic than a Tide Pod challenge

    • @G3MiNiOfficial
      @G3MiNiOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not really...

    • @callan7468
      @callan7468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Niko N Ok bOOmeR

    • @msihcs8171
      @msihcs8171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@callan7468 I wish I was a Boomer, at least they're not as much of a complete fucking failure as my generation (unfortunately I have to claim millennials.) And, honestly, seeing how many people to you can cram into a phone booth sounds a lot less dumb than eating chemicals that we know to be poisonous, or snorting condoms

    • @Hi_Ping
      @Hi_Ping 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True. Sometimes i feel like my generation, just like reality, we're...often disappointing

    • @hayleyy_.j
      @hayleyy_.j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Niko N Ok millenial

  • @Ghosty_ghost2003
    @Ghosty_ghost2003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    11:09 I wasn't looking at the screen and that's my name. I thought he was talking to me........ I actually responded

  • @babytatertot5750
    @babytatertot5750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Fabric scissors are super expensive and sharp. My grandma wouldn’t even let me use them on paper. I can see why Judi would say that. XD

    • @silverbloodborne9495
      @silverbloodborne9495 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      For a second I thought it said Jedi instead of Judi

    • @yay3101
      @yay3101 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silverbloodborne9495 Same

    • @tavvy4426
      @tavvy4426 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually I used fabric scissors as normal scissors and they work better

    • @yay3101
      @yay3101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tavvy4426 you. MONSTER.

    • @1..0w0..3
      @1..0w0..3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      We have fabric scissors in our home but we never wanted it, my mom/dad had bought it accidentally (don't ask me how, I don't know either). Hence I use it for purposes similar to cutting tortillas. (Tortillas aren't famous where I live, but there are other foods where similar "wrap" is used and that's when I bring that useless fabric scissors and finally put it to use).

  • @nerdoftheatre
    @nerdoftheatre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Kid: * Doesn't speak at all during high school just because he could. *
    ME: * Doesn't speak during high school because of the crippling social anxiety lmao *

    • @AnimeRayanne
      @AnimeRayanne 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know how that feels 😢

    • @fathernigga
      @fathernigga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you alright?

    • @roskor1152
      @roskor1152 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Relatable

  • @nupe12363
    @nupe12363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    the amount of endgame spoiler memes triggers me more than actual endgame spoilers m8.

    • @asapling
      @asapling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In every avengers movie they destroy the trees

    • @Nautty
      @Nautty 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      a Tree xd

    • @asapling
      @asapling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nautty why do they destroy the trees i don't understand they give us air

    • @Nautty
      @Nautty 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      a Tree maybe they don’t breathe air

    • @asapling
      @asapling 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nautty well trees are also animal's homes

  • @wintertheampharos4725
    @wintertheampharos4725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “That is cruel and unusual”
    If it gets people to learn their lesson, then so be it.

  • @IslayToMuch
    @IslayToMuch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    Are you dyslexic? Post said 93, you said 39, hmmm
    Or just being a #madlads

  • @marcellef6521
    @marcellef6521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    You have a GLORIOUS laugh
    Thanks for the videos dude, they make me so happy :)

    • @omicko335
      @omicko335 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      bruh moment

  • @dashinypunnymarsking
    @dashinypunnymarsking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    4:41
    I relate.
    I live in a place for kids who can't live with their parents. someone keep stealing my shit. so.
    I took a bun and put the strongest chili sauce I could find inside of it.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    (0:57) "article 13" has passed since long, and ... how bad is it really? It's almost like it improved it for some people who didn't had a legal right to fair use. But for most people, it really didn't change anything. People being so upset about nothing.

  • @derpy_llama6149
    @derpy_llama6149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “My 39y/o (93) resident....”
    5:27
    Me:*rewinds* he says 39 not 93
    Brain: contemplating life choices

    • @koto2905
      @koto2905 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Derpy_Llama hat finally someone noticed it lol

    • @user-vm9ux7jb2x
      @user-vm9ux7jb2x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Koto a person a month ago said the same thing tho

    • @koto2905
      @koto2905 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr_ Zombie12 oh I didn’t see it then lol

    • @derpy_llama6149
      @derpy_llama6149 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @aguyonyoutube4sure
    @aguyonyoutube4sure 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Life hack:
    Everyone who steals your jelly donut will pay when you replace the jelly with sriracha.

    • @KLingS-rk6dt
      @KLingS-rk6dt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Eli the one wheeler Yt
      And a few cuts of the ghost pepper

    • @mesothelimoa341
      @mesothelimoa341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You've clearly never had Coleman's English Mustard.

    • @BlueBerry20071
      @BlueBerry20071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like u.s pepper spray. The 2nd spiciest thing on earth.

    • @sonicthehedge
      @sonicthehedge 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, replace the jelly with a toxic chemicals like mercury if it can stay there.

    • @MPRiley-rb6lj
      @MPRiley-rb6lj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4:35 Owner hired son-inlaw as manager. Manager steals my lunch from fridge. Inside lunchbag in fridge - dormant wasp nest. Was not fired. Told to kill the wasps flying around in manager's office. Cranked the AC and reloaded lunch bag.

  • @andrew7442
    @andrew7442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    I started watching this video in 2019....I finished it in 2020

    • @iceyou8342
      @iceyou8342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😶

    • @HeavyIsHere
      @HeavyIsHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ok good meme big pp

    • @GlacierTheCat
      @GlacierTheCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You madlad, you've done the impossible! Making a 13 minute video into a 365 day video! We all must bow down to the true madlad.

    • @tomchaves49
      @tomchaves49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s only thirteen minutes

    • @buildaddon3011
      @buildaddon3011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its one month ago then it was new year's eve

  • @Falconwing51
    @Falconwing51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I thought it was funny how whoever wrote that Inside Out article put the word terrified in quotation marks. Like "Oh, they'll be fine, just walk it off fam"

  • @highqualitycrap1872
    @highqualitycrap1872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    4:01 the smart anime character with glasses.
    What the duck 🦆

    • @genz9293
      @genz9293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought about Tenya Iida from the anime Boku No Hero Academia. I am so sorry.
      Thank you for this comment......;.

    • @abdulchowdhury84
      @abdulchowdhury84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kwirqy _ I thought he was talking about Joker from Persona 5 and I regret nothing

  • @ElliNevermind
    @ElliNevermind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    God I love Damiens Voice. It is deep but soft at the same time? It makes me feel so comfortable~ 😊

  • @SCR4TCHK4T
    @SCR4TCHK4T 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    *are we really gonna ignore that blessed af laugh at **4:21**?*

    • @briight1316
      @briight1316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fuck you mean every laugh from damien is blessed

    • @depressoespresso2294
      @depressoespresso2294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Huhuhuahahahaha!
      Hohohohohoho...
      Heahaheaha!

    • @tk-ol6iv
      @tk-ol6iv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      4:20 *

    • @deinos1229
      @deinos1229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tk-ol6iv hah nice

  • @hufflepuffler2575
    @hufflepuffler2575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    " my 39 year old resident "
    - text clearly says 93 -

  • @masterjuckler4777
    @masterjuckler4777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:40 that a legit tradition in Germany
    So the guy who gets the one with mustard looses.
    While everybody else is eating theirs with strawberry jam.

    • @EddieB-ready
      @EddieB-ready 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Boi, and I thought the worst idea Germany had was Nazis... Though to be fair, still is, but mustard donuts is a close second

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    What would a mad lad be called in Rome?
    Maddus laddius

    • @igorblyat7839
      @igorblyat7839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's not funny

    • @WaterDrinkingHydroDragon
      @WaterDrinkingHydroDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This made me blow out a little air from my nose, I guess.

    • @canni8l
      @canni8l 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i screeched

    • @kl7795
      @kl7795 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I may have wheezed

    • @jamesplaysgames2017
      @jamesplaysgames2017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see you everywhere get out of here man

  • @tylerjohnson2658
    @tylerjohnson2658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "the Egyptians built the Egyptians built" XD

  • @SBPepperminion
    @SBPepperminion 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    11:39: I would imagine someone honorably playing with themself while the national anthem plays.

  • @squidskater3066
    @squidskater3066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    1:25 that happened with my family when we took my younger cousin to see Ugly Dolls and they played Captain Marvel. How on earth do you do that!?

    • @DeCarbonZo5979
      @DeCarbonZo5979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, I'd watch a marvel movie over anything sooo. That's a treat.

    • @cursednonprofile6206
      @cursednonprofile6206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's great! Since Ugly Dolls is a terrible movie.

    • @youngsnake1008
      @youngsnake1008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great deal

  • @donaldduck7078
    @donaldduck7078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:21
    Friend: Did you say it?
    Me: Yes
    Friend: What did it cost?
    Me: My future

  • @lock4good94
    @lock4good94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Son: mom I can't find the bottle :(
    Judi: DIE!!!!

    • @Thomas_ttg
      @Thomas_ttg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daughter***

    • @kryztalking8558
      @kryztalking8558 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shmegma Reach it’s a different story. ITS A JOKE BRUH

    • @kryztalking8558
      @kryztalking8558 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shmegma Reach not all people are girls

    • @Thomas_ttg
      @Thomas_ttg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kryztalking8558 its in the video

  • @siregaming1013
    @siregaming1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    When I was getting a glass of water it showed the wolf pick and it looked like the wolf was drinking the water 😂

  • @starsnatcher4659
    @starsnatcher4659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love your laugh, it's so genuine. 4:20

  • @Diabhork
    @Diabhork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    HAHA YOU FOOL! You have fallen prey to one of my
    tricks! I was not interested in the operational
    condition of your refrigerator! I was simply
    conduction a slight of hand in the form of clever
    wordplay! What I was referencing was the movement
    of your refrigerator, in the form of physical
    running, which is simply preposterous!

    • @slithink4047
      @slithink4047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      DRAT! Foiled again!

    • @muffin1571
      @muffin1571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DRAT! YOUR FRIDGE HAS LEFT FROM YOUR HOME!

    • @jacobfougeres9663
      @jacobfougeres9663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Classic captain holt

    • @Seanderson3
      @Seanderson3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DRAT! I have been decieved by an intellectual conducting a sight of hand in the form of word play to fool me like the foolish fool foolishly fooling around I am!

    • @seth-the-inactive
      @seth-the-inactive 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DRAT! Foiled again!

  • @JaredtheRabbit
    @JaredtheRabbit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:28
    Damien is a madlad for saying "39" when he meant to say "93".

  • @AttyPatty3
    @AttyPatty3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Once during last year in school there was a poster-making activity on the topic "miss my school"(you know,missing offline school) I was working on it when this MADLAD asks the teacher that he as a problem,the teacher asks what is it and he says this
    "Ma,am the topic is miss my school but I don't miss my school"
    Truly a madlad

  • @TobeEvans
    @TobeEvans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *”Florida Man Harasses People With Pictures of a Fat Yoshi”*

  • @ladydixon9651
    @ladydixon9651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Emkay's laugh is so freaking adorable 💙

  • @TTVArgusGuy
    @TTVArgusGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    So now that we’ve established that Slazo is in your basement, can you please inform us what you’re feeding him?

  • @mr.mystery6429
    @mr.mystery6429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    12:50
    person in the stall: thanks for toilet paper!

  • @mikeychido6937
    @mikeychido6937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:20 When you're making a madlads video but you suddenly become the devil himself.

  • @roundabout1087
    @roundabout1087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    “Oh yeah baby~”
    “Mmm~”
    *National Anthem plays*
    “..”

  • @E10taku
    @E10taku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Me: Plays Angry Birds via Glade air freshener

    • @reilious
      @reilious 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Impressive. I played Minecraft on my lawn.

    • @xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx
      @xXTobias_Erin_RogersXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i played mario on a knife-

    • @LucidMlem
      @LucidMlem 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I played Baldi's Basics on a string.

    • @blobvisfan666
      @blobvisfan666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I played WoW on a tissue box.

    • @crazyglitch6770
      @crazyglitch6770 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I played Call of duty on my printer

  • @lee_mill3712
    @lee_mill3712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:07 Made Me Spit Out My Sunflower Seeds I Was Eating

  • @lemonshark2038
    @lemonshark2038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This dude's laughter fuels my soul.. thank you for this man

  • @piemparade
    @piemparade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:14 I saw the original picture and the teacher says “do NOT try this kind of stuff with other teachers, none of them have a sense of humor unlike me” or something.

    • @EddieB-ready
      @EddieB-ready 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did that teacher just call every other teacher a slab of stale bread?

    • @piemparade
      @piemparade 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eddy B. I guess

  • @diveinstructordaniel1095
    @diveinstructordaniel1095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Thanks not slazo 😂 nice Video as always Damien

    • @piotrbozan9979
      @piotrbozan9979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what's slazo?

    • @not_evin4088
      @not_evin4088 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@piotrbozan9979 [not a true fan]

    • @piotrbozan9979
      @piotrbozan9979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@not_evin4088 [it's a joke]

    • @diveinstructordaniel1095
      @diveinstructordaniel1095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oli Slazo is out. Damien is hosting this channel now as far as I know

    • @not_evin4088
      @not_evin4088 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@piotrbozan9979 [oh shit my bad]

  • @ultrafishgaming7841
    @ultrafishgaming7841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:21 a few years back my teacher was helping my friend (who i sat next to) with some work. It was some order of operations stuff and my friend didn't understand it, the teacher managed to narrow it down to 4 x 6 but my friend clearly forgot everything he ever knew in that minute so i whispered into his ear, "it's 23" he then blurted it out, just like corey and everyone in the group laughed. the teacher had a sense of humor about it though and i didn't get a detention.

  • @mizuria
    @mizuria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That drone picture was perfection! Brilliant!! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @saguputih6934
    @saguputih6934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:31 “my 39 y/o”
    Bro..it’s 93

  • @st1ng2k70
    @st1ng2k70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    One mustard filled Donut (or "Berliner") among enough jam filled ones for all other guests is new years eve tradition in germany

    • @SirShanova
      @SirShanova 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn’t JFK transform into one of those, or was that the one with jam splurting out.

    • @PongoXBongo
      @PongoXBongo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SirShanova Both.

  • @Klekowksii
    @Klekowksii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    5:11 I would've sat in that class, shouted "TONY STARK DIES!" and then left. Can't fail a class if you aren't taking it.

  • @whatbesleep9406
    @whatbesleep9406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I subscribed for the laughter. That laughter honestly made my day

  • @maxifernandez1760
    @maxifernandez1760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:05 First post about Uruguay I've ever found. Glad to know someone knows about us.

    • @decade0240
      @decade0240 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      why is your continent so irrelevant.

    • @maxifernandez1760
      @maxifernandez1760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@decade0240 South America has many important countries, like Brazil and Colombia. Colombia, in spite of having lots of drugs, is one of the biggest cofee producers in the world. Brazil is also an important touristic country. Even our little, Uruguay, country was home of lots of people escaping from Europe during WW2. Also, South America has the Amazon Rainforest, the largest rainforest in the world, which is also called "the lung of the world". I wouldn't call my continent irrelevant, I just think it doesn't get much recognition.

    • @decade0240
      @decade0240 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maxifernandez1760 Yeah, I know, I just think it's too... Peaceful... Besides US autistic intervention there's really not much going on.

    • @ryokiritani4187
      @ryokiritani4187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maxifernandez1760 A nazi ship was destroyed near montevideo, but for real, montevideo is the only place in wich interesting stuff happens, anywhere else is just boring.

    • @maxifernandez1760
      @maxifernandez1760 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryokiritani4187 Yeah, you're right. Everything in the north part of the country even less things happend.

  • @ianrobo7414
    @ianrobo7414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:28
    Emkay: my 39 year old-
    Me: you've read names wrong but there is no excuse for this

    • @glubglub2044
      @glubglub2044 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dyslexia strikes again!

    • @dogegg9706
      @dogegg9706 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      there*

    • @ianrobo7414
      @ianrobo7414 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dogegg9706 Thank you i shall correct my spelling

  • @Mr_Nikolaev
    @Mr_Nikolaev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:49 That kid kinda looks like Tom Holland as well.

  • @erianasvow9744
    @erianasvow9744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    just checking if Slazo's reading (streak nr. 4)

    • @clairestevens3573
      @clairestevens3573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why hasn't he been reading :(

    • @dirtfarmer9760
      @dirtfarmer9760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dontbother he probably sold it lmao

    • @notclaudia
      @notclaudia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure he sold it. Even though the name of the channel is his real life initials? Why wouldn’t the new guy change it lmao

    • @alexverystinky5793
      @alexverystinky5793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he said something on twitter about not voicing anymore and he doesn’t want his side channel to conflict with his main :(

  • @MaxGreen111
    @MaxGreen111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Louis Vuitton microwave ain't got nothing on my Fendi grill thermometer

    • @StitchiiMinis
      @StitchiiMinis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh shit

    • @StitchiiMinis
      @StitchiiMinis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But it's nothing like my Michael Jackson rock

    • @godji9396
      @godji9396 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't compete with my Lightning McQueen toilet paper

    • @hcatto9800
      @hcatto9800 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can’t compare to my sand papered shit fueled root beer oiled light switch ®︎

    • @sbinadero
      @sbinadero 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      none of you got anything on my gucci spongebob action figure

  • @rexinfultrxte5269
    @rexinfultrxte5269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I don’t know what’s more funny
    His laughs
    Or
    The comments

  • @dolansound9297
    @dolansound9297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Karen: steals mad lads donuts
    Mad lad: puts mustard in the donuts
    Karen who took the donuts: I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER YOUR DONUTS ARE REVOLTING

    • @jager356
      @jager356 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mustard in berliners (thats how we call them ) is a tratition in germany you can buy them in bakerys on Karneval

    • @dawncrook-richards4942
      @dawncrook-richards4942 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This would be way better if it was British mustard as it’s spicey

    • @matthewelliott7294
      @matthewelliott7294 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mad Lad: serves you right, and I am the manager

  • @parkedcart9353
    @parkedcart9353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    5:28 You literally said 39 when it was 93 and i'm triggered

    • @nissanlv1
      @nissanlv1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Flimmingo I think it’s because he’s a madlad

    • @ThanosChicken
      @ThanosChicken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      r/Madlads

    • @abdulchowdhury84
      @abdulchowdhury84 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sir Flimmingo the actual mad lad now exists

  • @sbug2242
    @sbug2242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Tweeting from a Louis Vuitton™ Microwave"
    That's something Mic would do ngl

  • @Leoniecms
    @Leoniecms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:57 i saw a police notification that said:the first rule of a fight club is that you will get arrested

  • @GearsOfPizza91
    @GearsOfPizza91 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:37 The screams of children probably confused movie theatergoers in other theaters 😂

  • @DrewbieMrshMllw
    @DrewbieMrshMllw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey, don't mean to shit on yoyt editing because I personally know the pain of editing and missing a mistake until after the video is finished, but you made some decent mistakes here like not showing one of the posts at 12:35 and just a solid shot of fat yoshi, plus some audio repeats and skips. Love your videos but wanted to bring it to you attention. Keep up the good work man!!

  • @anton5524
    @anton5524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Damien: *WHEEZE*

  • @tsukareta6231
    @tsukareta6231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:07 are the acts of a true madlad

  • @lonered638
    @lonered638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:32 I laughed so hard I started wheezing and had to get my inhaler because this is totally something my uncle would do.

  • @Beetle-l7i
    @Beetle-l7i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "HAHA YOU FOOL! You have fallen prey to one of my tricks! I was not interested in the operational condition of your refrigerator! I was simply conducting a slight of hand in the form of clever wordplay! What I was referencing was the movement of your refrigerator, in the form of physical running, which is simply preposterous!" -Not Andy

  • @jeremygelwicks1177
    @jeremygelwicks1177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    From 3:54 to 4:20 it sounds like papyrus having a conversation with himself

    • @Sandman3
      @Sandman3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty much

    • @rebeccarose1679
      @rebeccarose1679 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg I hear it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @FitzCritz1952
      @FitzCritz1952 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a player if undertale can confirm

  • @lupoleone8735
    @lupoleone8735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Something similar to the "seven" kid:
    At elementary school during english classe we were requested to ask for anything in the language unless it was an emergency. This kid next to me has to go to the bathroom and doesn't know the proper english phrase. Now, I've told her several times how to do that, but she is the worst english speaker I ever known just..like...erases cache memory everytime and has to ask me again the day after.
    It's like the fifth time and I cannot comply anymore so I just tell her a phrase I heard on Ace Combat 5 the day before:
    Martina N*****: "Excuse-a me. Umh. Teaccherr?"
    T: "What?"
    M: "Do not fire on the target."
    T: "What?"
    M: "Do not fire on the target...please?"
    T: "..."
    M: "..."
    T: "WUTT?"
    7/8yo me finding this extremely funny for some dumb reason: "Pfffffff...snort...ahemm...pfft"
    Not only M was completely clueless but also our teacher wasn't the strongest english speaker either (it was like third grade english so she wasn't required to know much) and I'm seeing both of 'em not anderstanding a single f*ck of what the other one is doing.
    Please note that the teacher was a really chilled person and the enviroment made this incredibly stupid and useless stunt really innocent.

    • @kcenneckennek
      @kcenneckennek 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      M: "Fly through the missiles?"
      T: "What are you, nuts?"

  • @azarbijamer9422
    @azarbijamer9422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:04 what a company knowns how emotions work

  • @Roniz20
    @Roniz20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At 5:27 he says 39 instead of 93, set me into a blind rage

  • @SirDexus
    @SirDexus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your videos really make my day better! I'm now subscribed for life.

  • @clovisbray8509
    @clovisbray8509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:20
    I have borrowed about 150 pens and pencils from my teachers
    and have not given 1 back

  • @DinoRicky
    @DinoRicky ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:33
    Finally they’re doing something right
    They must be crying from joy