10:21 that made me kind of sad. I just had to imagine someone that hasn't seen me in years still thinking of me as a depressed 15 year old with an empty stare
If you want to know, the thing on the bats face is called a “Nycteribiidae”, or, it’s nickname, facehugger. It’s a type of parasitic wingless fly. They exclusively cling on bats, feeding off their blood and only really leaving to lay eggs.
@@adriennekaio4980 there's so many types of those nasties and technically nycteribiidae is the superfamily they belong too but the penicillidia looks a little different. I just think it's awesome that you were helping educate people in the first place,very cool to see that,you made my day💜
yep, even though I'm not diabetic, that honestly scared me. (probably because things like this freak me out. I like science, don't get me wrong, but real pictures of the thing still kinda freaks me out.)
I agree. I have to get shots every other week for my skin condition, which is unfortunately severe. And even that freaks me out, and I barely have to get injections! *shudders*
If you all want to know a true fact, a cat landing has nothing to do with its feet, cats have unusually flexible backbones so whilst they are falling they turn themselves midair to land on all fours
4:06 Fun fact: In Romanian when we say fried egg we say ochi witch means eye, so basically we are eating eyes for Breakfast. I guess you can call this a cursed fact.
BFS Cycling 12:11 I know exactly what Damien saw in that image because I found that pic myself but I’m sure if it was fake Jake with how he completely dropped sensory while he was doing the noahgettheboat we would’ve seen exactly what happened between these two furrys
2:12 im crying; we've finally been cursed with the visage of a goldfish in a condom this is what remus foretold but we didnt listen to his warnings and now this is our punishment sanders sides gang rise up
Just to let you guys know, that "face hugger" is a Nycteribiidae and it is a family of the true fly superfamily Hippoboscoide and are known as "bat flies". Their close relatives are the Streblidae. Edit: Mind my Grammar if anything is spelled wrong, I just woke up. Edit: They are also flattened, spiderlike flies without eyes or wings, and are seldom encountered by general collectors, as they almost never leave the bodies of their hosts. Both males and females take blood meals, thus they qualify as real parasites. Most species are highly host-specific. The family is primarily found in the Old World tropics; a few of the 274 known species to occur in the Neotropics and in Europe.
Foolish mortal I once saw a guy make a pizza and by the dough he added mountain dew, coca cola and chips and after that he at the thing i also had a bite and didn't puke
Emkay, your my favorite youtuber. And i am experiencing suicidal thoughts and i dont know what to do.. your videos wash my thoughts away and leave me with a laugh. You keep me from ending it all.
For anyone wondering what a tiger considers a predator, it's one of 3 things, not sure what myself. 1.) Other tigers. 2.) Humans. 3.) Something we don't know about.
0:30 Ah. A beautiful creation of the famous gamer’s drink. A sweet, sparkly mountain dew with a crunchy, cheesy dorito on the side to make it seem like it’s a dream.
For everyone who is asking Damiem to say "my namien is Damiem" he has said it on his main channel (Damiem Lee) and will not say it again
In which video
Terry Kimball it has lie 1/10th of the subscribers of this channel, how is it his main?
@@rainier8842 because this channel is owned by multiple people, and damien lee only belongs to damien
watch it and weep emlets th-cam.com/video/rTQXmKc2dsw/w-d-xo.html
8:39 pp stuck in girl got ripped off and she sits down to go to the bathroom
Damien: **laughs**
Everyone: **feels like a cat that gets a small bit of salami**
Why the salami memes lmfao
@@h4rl3h ._.
@@h4rl3h You poor cat without salami
@@h4rl3h I love this meme lmao it's actually funny compared to...
*whisper* ok Boomer and revenge
I thought it was my comment LMAOO
When Damien accidentally makes a Chills-like voice
Damien two seconds later: I am Chills
Number 15.
Burger King footletus
@@cynthiabaker7939 the last thing you want in your Burger King burger, is someone else's foot fungus
@@72572 but as it turs out that might be what you gaet
r/TIHI: shows something Disgusting
Emkay: *Fascinating*
KIRYU CHAN
Well yes, but actually no, but actually yes.
The family tree:
Dad: r/cursedimages
Mom: r/makemesuffer
Older Brother: r/TIHI
Younger Brother: r/Noahgettheboat
The cousins would be all the cringe subreddits.
And the step sister is r/hmmm
this is a fucking perfect family tree
Sister: r/DiWHY
Sister: r/DiWHY
Damien: I like being teased
Me: I'm gay, but Damien just turned me straight in a heartbeat
Why choose between those? Just be bi, girl.
Kinda got me too tho Ngl
D3monPixel because it aint a choice
@@Ponipi It is though. Everyone can be whatever they want. I just care if they are bad or good
D3monPixel no, i mean being gay, les or bi is part of genetics
0:01 : *exists*
Lactose intolerant people: *shook*
MY GREATEST ENEMY!
Finally, a challenge
I literally got a severe stomachache just from looking at that
That’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make
Lack toes and toddler ant
“I don’t know, I like being teased”
Damien-
Where is that in the timestamps?
Frilly Carnage thx
WHERE.
8:59
1:57 "is that a cat horse"
me: of Corse
of corpse
oh no
@@silly_spaghettios i-
@@dashyponie4347 hehe
Ha
10:21 that made me kind of sad. I just had to imagine someone that hasn't seen me in years still thinking of me as a depressed 15 year old with an empty stare
If you want to know, the thing on the bats face is called a “Nycteribiidae”, or, it’s nickname, facehugger. It’s a type of parasitic wingless fly. They exclusively cling on bats, feeding off their blood and only really leaving to lay eggs.
Actually,that depicts nycteribiidae. Slightly different,just as nasty.
ohmusicalme Oh, thnx! Just edited my comment. Don’t want to spread the wrong info.
@@adriennekaio4980 there's so many types of those nasties and technically nycteribiidae is the superfamily they belong too but the penicillidia looks a little different. I just think it's awesome that you were helping educate people in the first place,very cool to see that,you made my day💜
ohmusicalme thank you! You yourself are awesome, helping not to spread incorrect information. I’m honored to even converse through comments with you.
*Thanks I hate it*
EmKay: Showing fanart
Oh my pancakes i thought u was tha real mincraft
Are u tha real mincraft
EmKay: *Unable to properly pronounce nuclear*
Shit -.- He ❤ my comment... Now I'm gonna get spammed
I want to be in the screenshot
I am legitimately impressed that someone was able to put a dorito on a glass like that
the traditional "siberian bear hunting suit" is actually an inside out IRON MAIDEN
nah it's just iron armor with thorns enchantment.
@@ananomooss LMAO
@@ananomooss
imagine punching someone with that armor on
@@jaidenillness t e t a n u s
If its rusty nails as the spikes it causes a poison effect to attacker
"I like being teased"
everyone: 😳😳😳
bordley oh I’ll tease him for u
Borderly*
stupid
Fangirls: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@aromanticfranziskavonkarma and fanboys! Don't forget about them!
News: Huge parasitic "facehugger" hatches onto bat's face-
Me: *_yeah, can I please leave earth?_*
No
I know right
I dunno CAN you??
time 2 go!!!
@@EmKay *yeets myself out of the universe*
1:16
Thats what is looks like to add Thorns III to my armor in minecraft
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@@jacksonguillory8114 ^ This.
naa Thorns 32 327
@@jacksonguillory8114 when you said "ha" i felt it deeply 😳.
you up to watch shrek 2 with me 😊?
Everyone:reads subreddit name as "thanks i hate it"
Me:TEHE
Emkay: TEEHEE
TEEEEE I HEEE TE
Thanks your a nice man
cooper you're
I just hear Jackson saying it
"A GOLDFISH IN A CONDOM" -remus sanders
Am i the only other person who got this?
micheala porteous
*exists*
@@elliechuanimates lol
I never thought I would find this here
I thought the _same thing_
Damien: I love being teased
Fanfic writers: *WE’RE IN BOYS*
“I like being teased”
D-damien 😳😳😳
Ain't we all like a little tease
😳 damien-senpai
please delete this
@@ropan oh no
no no no
All imma say is ;)
As a diabetic, the closeup of the injection is something I'll never be able to not think about. Thanks for ruining my life more than my pancreas did.
yep, even though I'm not diabetic, that honestly scared me. (probably because things like this freak me out. I like science, don't get me wrong, but real pictures of the thing still kinda freaks me out.)
@@Echo_the_half_glitch look at the bottom left of the hole theres pikachu
its flaky
I haven't gotten to that part yet.
*I'm scared now.*
I agree. I have to get shots every other week for my skin condition, which is unfortunately severe. And even that freaks me out, and I barely have to get injections! *shudders*
Fun fact: in Serbian, sunny side up eggs are called eggs "on the eye"
hey that was fun
As a Serbian i approve this
@Syndrome Not really,the are called "muda"
@Syndrome a,dobro,kako ko
@@james00614 so whenever Dio says "muda muda muda" he's really saying "testicles, testicles, testicles"?
everyone: thanks i hate it
Damien: well i think thats neat
gorge lucas: **turns from cam to him self** me: **inserts transformers sound**
D
D
D
Robots in disguise
Un-D
That "Chills" impression though...
10 outta 10 👌
natsuki is a trap
MoNiKa is waifu
Allright, All dokis are best dokis
* 15 out of 15
Slow it down to .75 and it's perfect lol
Teacher: tell me your favourite youtube
Me: EM’kay
eheheheh nice
EmKay reply to me
Teacher: ok so who is it
8:04 he Mcdied for our Mcsins
0:44 That's a neomorph my friend.
1:04 That is a parasitic, wingless fly.
R/woooosh
Gxrdy Playz no
Ah yes, necrotic infestation neo morph and all those smartass things
No one:
Damien: * questioning the puffer fish anatomy *
"I hate hedgehog cakes."
*shows a picture of a choco-demon*
Me: WHAT.
I have to admire the commitment of the one who stuck dead bees to herself.
0:44
damien: calls it a xenomorph
alien fans: [angry neomorph noises]
willyum huh
@@greenbean3281 it's known as a neomorph not a xenomorph if your into the movie series alien you'd understand
@@Willyum123 NERD!
8:10 yes, I can confirm that we do have night vision.
Lucky bish-
If you all want to know a true fact, a cat landing has nothing to do with its feet, cats have unusually flexible backbones so whilst they are falling they turn themselves midair to land on all fours
Still waiting for “My namien is Damien”
‘damien is my namien’
He said it on his new Damien Lee video
he said it in his main channel
"My namien is Damien...
And i'm not sharen with Karen"
said it already!
4:06 Fun fact: In Romanian when we say fried egg we say ochi witch means eye, so basically we are eating eyes for Breakfast.
I guess you can call this a cursed fact.
What
Ayeeeee un roman. Credeam că sunt singura lol :)
@Michael Good Thanks
0:38
the snack that smiles back.
Me:* heavy and slow breathing *
Cashier: "welcome to burger king what ca-"
Me: "I would like some 100% concentrated deadness please thanks :)"
0:43 NO! YOU HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY THE SNACK THAT *SMILES* BACK!!!!!!
When your fanart gets in an damien video...
But its in r/TIHI
Cheese milk had me going "Noah, get the boat!"
BFS Cycling 12:11 I know exactly what Damien saw in that image because I found that pic myself but I’m sure if it was fake Jake with how he completely dropped sensory while he was doing the noahgettheboat we would’ve seen exactly what happened between these two furrys
1:13 ah yes.
Pinhead the siberian bear hunter
At 2:10 every part of my mind started screaming "A GOLDFISH IN A CONDOM" and I can reassure you, nobody in this comment section will know why.
My mind instantly went to Sanders Sides but maybe that's just me.
Wait curly bug I’ve seen you before
THE DEODORANT GOD!!!!!
I love how respectful he is about Enby people🥺🥰❤️
They say that every time Damien laughs, an angel gets it's wings
Cutted.
That "I'm hungry, I gotta poo" comic has another tile. We'll just... leave it there.
0:20 why is every single hedgehog cake either:
1) made by someone who can actually make and decorate cakes
or 2) traumatizing.
there is no in-between.
2:12 im crying; we've finally been cursed with the visage of a goldfish in a condom
this is what remus foretold but we didnt listen to his warnings and now this is our punishment
sanders sides gang rise up
7:27
Like it or not they're telling the truth
*_That gamer drink actually doesn't look too bad..._*
@@tachikomagaming2451 Just let the chip sit and soften, then you can swallow it all.
@@sweetiebabypie2 please stop emkay can only get so turned on
@@EmKay omg
*_Excuse me while I have a heart attack-_* I love your vids so much
I am about to die
Thank you for the heart
uwu
if u like this comment u like furries
@@coopermorford3264 I told you I wasn't lying, EmKay is friggin awesome. This is the highlight of my week.
No one:
Damien: yo that’s neat
aw, damien talking about his enby friends! so sweet, "I think that's the term? I don't know, I get mixed up", you're doing a great job, buddy!
When there's something that's extremely cursed
Damien: narly
It is “NB”/“Enby” (Pronounced the same-), Damien
I appreciate the effort
Damien: my enby friends
Me, an enby: :D
Cambria Darnell no one cares.
"I like to be teased"
Aight,nobody asked it but here we are...
Damien: does it fall like a cat or a horse?
Me: HOW WOULD A HORSE EVEN FALL?
Like a horse, probably
On the ground
Laughs in Cliff
minecraft: id say im w/ u but he keeps doing this
steve: *YyyYeeEeEeEEeE HhAAaAwWwww*
Horse : oog.
By tipping over my guy..
Pufferfish skeleton: existing
Damien: HOLY CRAP THIS IS FASCINATING
10:58 Imagine waking up at your funeral and trying to open your eyes only to have these in there.
Bruh just how many times do we have to tell you to say this.
Say "my namien is damien".
Edit: i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement
He already said it on his main channel and has no interest in saying that again
this isn't his main channel?
@@b4UDeanoidInnit no he has another channel that's his name on it
ah right
@@terrykimball7133 bruh
1:20 thorns II
saiko what does thorns 3 look like
@@learcooks good question
1:24
Damien: there could be a timeline when Mr. Bean is the joker
Me: There could be a timeline where my crush actually loves me
Nah.
Nah
Nah
The fan art comic at the end was freaking ADORABLE.
8:56
_me, a fanfic writer: thanks for that information buckaroo!!_
Damien: *I LIKE being teased*
0:31 I wonder how many times it took to get the dorito there without it breaking
Easy, wet the middle, it’ll soak in and take the piece off.
Just gotta be accurate...
Damien’s chills impression is so accurate that it scares me
Shout out to all the Enby glucose guardians out there 💞💟💕❤💝💗💖
Just to let you guys know, that "face hugger" is a Nycteribiidae and it is a family of the true fly superfamily Hippoboscoide and are known as "bat flies". Their close relatives are the Streblidae.
Edit: Mind my Grammar if anything is spelled wrong, I just woke up.
Edit: They are also flattened, spiderlike flies without eyes or wings, and are seldom encountered by general collectors, as they almost never leave the bodies of their hosts. Both males and females take blood meals, thus they qualify as real parasites. Most species are highly host-specific. The family is primarily found in the Old World tropics; a few of the 274 known species to occur in the Neotropics and in Europe.
A note to KylePlantEmoji, predators for tigers are just what they fight for their food with
25% MORE CHEESE?
Yes but yes
Yes but stomachache
needs more cheese
1:11 that’s just a full thorns 3 set up on iron armour
2:15 so thaaaaaaaat's what Remus was talking about
Yes!
Amuaters
I once saw a guy make a Mountain Dew cheesecake with Doritos crust and I didn’t even squirm.
Oh god no
Foolish mortal
I once saw a guy make a pizza and by the dough he added mountain dew, coca cola and chips and after that he at the thing i also had a bite and didn't puke
1:32
That’s a bootleg version of the dog.
35% more cheese, gives me all my daily nutrients.
5:02
that escalated quickly
Damien: I like being teased
Me: Damien you're so naughty
Damien:pure heart, loving, a person, person that we care about
the fact that damien has enby friends just made my day and it's only 11am.
1:05 Imagine waking up to that on your face...
Ahahaahahahaha, No thank you
10:40 i had this once and there was a stick in my bread. a stick!
How the heck!?
2:15
Remus: A GOLDFISH IN A CONDOM!
remus probably loves this whole sub reddit
@@gxblinx_2869 Agreed. Probably makes Logan and the others check it out every so often just so he can listen to them complain.
No one:
Damien: *THAT'S FASCINATING*
Emkay, your my favorite youtuber. And i am experiencing suicidal thoughts and i dont know what to do.. your videos wash my thoughts away and leave me with a laugh. You keep me from ending it all.
0:45 :Damien “oh look a xenomorph” : me Neomorph
2:23
You SHOULD be terrified of what a tiger considers a predator, its predator is the most dangerous animal on earth.
It's humans.
8:24 as a midget I can confirm this is true.
For anyone wondering what a tiger considers a predator, it's one of 3 things, not sure what myself. 1.) Other tigers. 2.) Humans. 3.) Something we don't know about.
0:30
Ah. A beautiful creation of the famous gamer’s drink. A sweet, sparkly mountain dew with a crunchy, cheesy dorito on the side to make it seem like it’s a dream.
8:52 *Sweet home, Alobama! Where the medicare's screwy, too!*
2:35
Voldemort what happened to you??
The cake was a lie after all.
No one:
Damien: ThAT rEaLlY FaScInAtInG
Dude I love your pure curiosity like with the pufferfish skeleton both my parents are marine biologists and that stuff fascinates me too
Damien: Facehugger
Gamers: Headcrab
You’re right. Anyone who’s not specifically male or female is on the nb spectrum.
Noob spectrum.
7:05
I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.... STOP
"like a gorrila fist."
-EmKay, 2019-2020.
Thank you Emkay, I got all my cursed images from this video and sent them to my crush.
I’m crying, thank you Damien for being inclusive to us nonbinary folx