@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive no he doesn't have cancer OH MY GOD this theory has already been debunked like a billion times it's just that the creators of the show just put him bald because like why not (ok i think the real reason is they probably wanted to make him more, you know, recognizable i suppose)
Yes caillou didn't get punished in the original show but he actually got grounded twice by his parents in like a reboot (not the 3d one it's the one by wildbrain that is available on youtube) He also went to prison lol (he stole a chocolate bar)
The fact that of all the thing's he's done this is the most realistic evil thing people can do make's this so much worse, like, yeah, Cartman is basically Hitler incarnate, but eating the skin off the KFC chicken is something that isn't only a d bag move in real life that can and will end with hands thrown, but also the fact he can do this multiple times in the future make's it so much worse for me
D.W also should get a dishonorable mention for always being a pest to Arthur and others yet gets away with it because David and Jane can't discipline their brat.
Cartman eating the skin off the chicken was the most evil thing he as ever done. Yeah yeah he fed his half brother his parents, but come on, Scott is a soulless ginger, he was probably going to eat his parents anyway.
Agreed and his parents were probably scummy people Kenny deserved justice he died many times already and when he got something that isn't waffles it was ruined because Eric is a lazy bratty asshole and a total prick that just takes everything from those who deserved better
Eating the skin of the damn chicken isn't that bad, literally the fukin reason people eat chicken tenders is cause of the goddamn meat itself, not the skin.
@@CineverseSculpt I see you ignore that fact that he ate the skin off the chicken that was meant to be shared with everyone. Did you even watch the episode?🤦
Honorable mentions- angelica pickles, steven anita smith, roger klotz, that fat annoying kid that was tipping cows over from back to the barnyard, that weird kid from hey arnold that was obsessed with ronda
I think if you put him in a typical 1950's household, he'd be better served, for two reasons. 1. If he misbehaved, he would be quickly and severely corrected. Probably by skipped meals, orally administered soap, or directed kinetic energy to the posterior. 2. Boys wore their hair so short back then, he'd stick out a lot less.
@@snappwolftvAngelica's a brat but at least she doesn't throw tantrums all the time, instead using cunning and deceit to get her way, which makes her less annoying than Caillou in my opinion.
You know what's crazy? I'd rather be mother of Eric Cartman than Caillou. And Eric is someone who cooked his father (granted he didn't know, but at the same time he felt zero remorse when he did find out), served it to his half-brother, and even tried killing his own mother that one time.
Personally, I’m not even surprised Caillou is on here. We know he’s a little kid who don’t know much of the world yet but it doesn't mean we’d brush it off and let him off the hook.
Didn’t the hate for calliou started with the parents and South Park is for adults and I don’t think that parents are dumb to know that cartman a bad person
@@Michaelmyers_edits ruby, bossed around a toddler, max, who just wants to play. She takes him to her playdates and what shes doing, even when max doesnt want. She s also assumes that max is an idiot and sends him to do chores, and go out the house.
11:12 You missed the best part. After it was revealed to him that Mr. Tenorman was his biological dad, he cried. Not because he killed his dad and fed it to his half-brother, but because it means he’s *half-ginger.*
I agree on everything about Riley, but I also really love the episode where the Bob Ross dude takes him in and teaches him how to do art properly. He's definitely a delinquent, but he's got a sensitive side...it's just VERY deep down lol EDIT: Favorite fruit? Probably raspberries or pineapple
And he has intelligence.......but he only applies it to anything that he believes will benefit him though. Although him not wantin' "spoilers" from Huey was NOT the right move, he could'a at least let Huey speak on what Jazmine was gon' do with the money
I remember hearing before that the scene at 2:34 was supposed to have Caillou shoving Rosie into a bookshelf and when doing so would’ve caused some books to fall on her.
I knew this guy that I was into who was agreeing with Riley about the R Kelly thing. They said, and I quote, "if she really didn't want it, she would've move out of the chair. But she didn't, so how can you blame him? It was consensual." Wasn't all that into him after that.
Eric is a true menace mainly because of how is mother is but eric man can not be trusted in public bruh 💀 favorite fruit of mine is apples or strawberrys lol
@@rinuchiha6961Even when Ed does LESS than nothin' to her, he becomes a victim. The moment he told her to move & she punked out in that episode where he was mad about that pebble in his shoe was far more satisfyin' than it had any right to be
And let's not forget how Stewy's clone in its first moments of existence it put himself in front of a car to stop it and it slice perfect vertical that poor woman who was worried about him.
The test kids in Johnny test they destroy the town on a daily basis they have saved it but a lot of the times where they had to save pork belly was problems they caused
@@Chillin-jg8vg there is one episode where they turned themselves into babies and then got gill to babysit them pretty stupid that his parents would've blamed Johnny for that characters in the series aren't the most likeable
ngl the most evil is eric cartman, he's pure evil. stewie can be sad sometimes and he can be helpful, but the only time i saw cartman helpful was 2 times (1 of them is to boost his ego and the other one was just agreeing to something) wait I forgot about caillou lol
I love how you put cartman as being “fat” when he is litteraly Hitler reincarnated
i know i saw that and almost died laughing
I said the same thing 😂
Him being fat is the LEAST worst thing he is
TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE FICTION LITTLE CHILDREN CHARACTERS.
"Biggie was fat" ahh description LMAOOO
Funny how Cartman, arguably the most evil of those children only gets “fat” on the thumbnail
Cuz besides evil that be his only personality trait
At least the last 3 get punished for their actions. Caillou basically gets away with all his shit.
@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive???????????? Ccanonically??
@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive first of all he doesn’t have cancer he have genetic disorder
@@Michaelmyers_edits Just as bad, maybe. He's stuck in the body of a bald 4-year-old for 20 years, then expires. No great loss, really.
@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive no he doesn't have cancer OH MY GOD this theory has already been debunked like a billion times it's just that the creators of the show just put him bald because like why not (ok i think the real reason is they probably wanted to make him more, you know, recognizable i suppose)
Yes caillou didn't get punished in the original show but he actually got grounded twice by his parents in like a reboot (not the 3d one it's the one by wildbrain that is available on youtube)
He also went to prison lol (he stole a chocolate bar)
"I'm just going to beat the blind dude until he can see" that's crazy 💀
2:15 Fun fact! In the book series of Caillou, Rosie is apparently punched instead of pinched by Caillou
HE PUNCHED A NEWBORN?
Actually, he bit her.
@@galaxyqueen3064damn caliou is evil
@@galaxyqueen3064 Jesus Christ, Cailou's evil.
Well, the pinch was *kind of* tame compared to the biting in the book
"She saw piss coming, she stayed"
She was tied up! She couldn't move
Excuses
Are we deadass?@@VegetaandGoku_Gaming
Caillou would be getting his behind whooped if he had my parents.
balkan parents too
Lol same for me
And if he had my parents.
@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_AliveMaybe it would mash that potato inside of him wherever it is
@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive I don't care, he's still a little bish
11:44 the fact that Kenny started crying makes me even angrier at Cartman
It was probably one of his actual meals I feel so bad for Kenny:( I’m so mad at cartman
Fr kenny is my fav caracter from the show when i saw that scene i almost broke my phone in half
The fact that of all the thing's he's done this is the most realistic evil thing people can do make's this so much worse, like, yeah, Cartman is basically Hitler incarnate, but eating the skin off the KFC chicken is something that isn't only a d bag move in real life that can and will end with hands thrown, but also the fact he can do this multiple times in the future make's it so much worse for me
I get the others but Riley funny tho remember the Huey freeman Christmas special where he tried killing Santa at the mall
Poor Kenny I could just give him the biggest hug 😢
D.W also should get a dishonorable mention for always being a pest to Arthur and others yet gets away with it because David and Jane can't discipline their brat.
Naw frfr. Gotta do a part 2 for this including DW
That's kinda a running theme with her and Caillou isn't it. They're just raising sociopaths
@@jocquinedye9922 Facts.
@@edatheowllady9518 So true.
Angelica and Sarah (EEnE) too
All of those words on the thumbnail describe Cartman 🤣
He earn it all
Bruh cartman is the best South Park character
@@JaxonVRTheMonkeh I know for a fact your one of those edgy ass people (but seriously tho why do you even like him?)
@@Jazzy-ww8gy I have one of the most vibrant profile pictures 💀
Fax
Cartman eating the skin off the chicken was the most evil thing he as ever done. Yeah yeah he fed his half brother his parents, but come on, Scott is a soulless ginger, he was probably going to eat his parents anyway.
Agreed and his parents were probably scummy people
Kenny deserved justice he died many times already and when he got something that isn't waffles it was ruined because Eric is a lazy bratty asshole and a total prick that just takes everything from those who deserved better
ROFL
It wasn't right that Cartman killed and fed his dad to his half brother but to be fair Scott did trick a naive little kid and embarrassed him
Eating the skin of the damn chicken isn't that bad, literally the fukin reason people eat chicken tenders is cause of the goddamn meat itself, not the skin.
@@CineverseSculpt I see you ignore that fact that he ate the skin off the chicken that was meant to be shared with everyone. Did you even watch the episode?🤦
Honorable mentions- angelica pickles, steven anita smith, roger klotz, that fat annoying kid that was tipping cows over from back to the barnyard, that weird kid from hey arnold that was obsessed with ronda
Angelica does have her good moments too
Fuck Angelica.p she traumatized all the babies and tots
I think Snotty was the name of the 'cow tipping' boy.
stewie cutting open a horse was a reference to something i remember seeing something about that
the revenant
I think it referenced a much older movie from like the 1980s or something.
Empire Strikes Back, battle of Hoth
Star wars
“Stay away from the hospital” 2 seconds later “I headed straight for the hospital” 5:00
What’s awful is that I’d pick any of these kids over Caillou. I feel like he is most likely to become a sociopath
Angelica Pickles
I think if you put him in a typical 1950's household, he'd be better served, for two reasons.
1. If he misbehaved, he would be quickly and severely corrected. Probably by skipped meals, orally administered soap, or directed kinetic energy to the posterior.
2. Boys wore their hair so short back then, he'd stick out a lot less.
@@snappwolftvAngelica isnt the worse
@@snappwolftvAngelica's a brat but at least she doesn't throw tantrums all the time, instead using cunning and deceit to get her way, which makes her less annoying than Caillou in my opinion.
@@genevieve7676 Okay you have a good point.
6:04 Fun fact: They, The Boondocks crew, actually got Samuel L. Jackson to reenact that scene from Pulp Fiction.
In Riley's defense,being raised in a chicago hood doesnt really turn kids into little mozarts
Funny enough he DOES have artistic talent, albeit not musically
3:49
"First of all he's an effing delinquent."
*cornrows*
Cartman is all of them on the thumb nail
Not entirely. Trey and Matt have openly stated that they hated comparisons of Cartman to Stewie.
You know what's crazy? I'd rather be mother of Eric Cartman than Caillou. And Eric is someone who cooked his father (granted he didn't know, but at the same time he felt zero remorse when he did find out), served it to his half-brother, and even tried killing his own mother that one time.
If being fat was a crime I'm sure some of the US population would be in prison
*some
@@ASSAsebber well true
Half of the population would be in prison
@@eds10blue79 I said that before but had other thoughts on putting some
Nah prisons gonna be running out of space 💀
I love how cartman in the thumbnail is just “Fat” while the rest are “brat” “evil” “criminal” even though he’s all of them
You gay? Why that back round?
No, but my character is gay
@@LeRandom_CC My OC (not my pfp) is gonna get the Go/Jo treatment
@@InsomniacLmao okay…
Personally, I’m not even surprised Caillou is on here.
We know he’s a little kid who don’t know much of the world yet but it doesn't mean we’d brush it off and let him off the hook.
The fact the parents think calliou and Eric cartman are good influences
There completely blind and thinking in there own worlds
Didn’t the hate for calliou started with the parents and South Park is for adults and I don’t think that parents are dumb to know that cartman a bad person
I'm not fans of them
Are they insane?!
Where’s Ruby from Max & Ruby?
I forgot they existed.
Wait Wait wait how Ruby is an annoying and spoiled?
@@Michaelmyers_edits ruby, bossed around a toddler, max, who just wants to play. She takes him to her playdates and what shes doing, even when max doesnt want. She s
also assumes that max is an idiot and sends him to do chores, and go out the house.
@@melonpultYT actually Max have autism
@@melonpultYT actually max have autism
Riley Freeman is the pure definition of the cartoon quiet kid
Nah he’s the gangster kid
Who surprisingly is not yet in reform or dead.
i like how in the thumbnail cartmans crime is being fat
An enabled fat-ling
That's like saying the worst thing Hitler did was grow a stupid looking 'stache.
5:55 Not Riley dancing💀
11:12 You missed the best part.
After it was revealed to him that Mr. Tenorman was his biological dad, he cried. Not because he killed his dad and fed it to his half-brother, but because it means he’s *half-ginger.*
Very discriminative
He definitely needs another parent who can straighten him out with severe discipline
Omfg, that's why? Bruh, What's wrong with being half ginger??
Caillou is at the age where he is still learning right from wrong, but his parents don't really do much discipline.
10:05 “blob of diabetes”💀
If I act like Cailloy when I was a kid, my parents would've smacked me stupid.
I mean hey, Riley might be a bad kid, but he’s actually a good character.
Edit: Thank you for 50 likes
Edit: OMG 72 Likes!!!
Yeah and stewie and cartman too
@@baconfeatureschannel3480 no
Hes so W
Despite the fact he's 8 years old, bro is definitely from da hood💀💀
@@noobgotdrip.eeeeeethe show is all about the hood
I agree on everything about Riley, but I also really love the episode where the Bob Ross dude takes him in and teaches him how to do art properly. He's definitely a delinquent, but he's got a sensitive side...it's just VERY deep down lol
EDIT: Favorite fruit? Probably raspberries or pineapple
And he has intelligence.......but he only applies it to anything that he believes will benefit him though. Although him not wantin' "spoilers" from Huey was NOT the right move, he could'a at least let Huey speak on what Jazmine was gon' do with the money
I love the fact that cartman is literally everything in the thumbnail except fat, he is big boned.
The crime at 4:52 is not technically murder, its reckless endangerment
4:06 I feel bad for the babysitter
See what cartman did to her babysitters
Her???
@@lizperez7286 his* my english is bad sorry
@@AHD_2009 it’s ok
I don't even think Stewie is even a baby 😂
The joke is that he's an adult trapped inside of a toddler's body... and that's what makes everyone love him.
“And biggie was fat”
Ass thumbnail 😭💀
0:39 I thought he just had cancer
Where is Peppa Pig? She may annoy the hell out of me and she is a jackass to George sometime and she can just be overall annoying.
She’ll be in part 2 for sure.
Peppa: calls her dad fat
Worst of all, she's Bri'ish
@@PurpleGuy661I mean they all are and yummy😊
@@PurpleGuy661like she isn’t obese at 5 years old 💀
To be honest the only reason callou is like this is because his parents enabled it
5:27 Oh! * Search is it up* I want to die!
You didn't know
I started ROFL when big black pops said no but bro had the nerve to go "I headed straight for the hospital"💀 4:59
My favorite fruit is a peach. Also when I see a video that talks about worst kids, I always expect to see Caillou.
I remember hearing before that the scene at 2:34 was supposed to have Caillou shoving Rosie into a bookshelf and when doing so would’ve caused some books to fall on her.
Also 2:45 the look is so good how he realizes
"Shut up Bald 🤷🏿 Take that weak 🍑 hat off"🔥 Low-key went crazy
Dude i swear this TH-camr is to underrated
I love the fact that the other kids in the thumbnail stole every definition of Cartman, so the only defining feature he was left with was just “fat”
0:31 light bulb killed me
0:31 “this lightbulb” is crazy
I knew this guy that I was into who was agreeing with Riley about the R Kelly thing. They said, and I quote, "if she really didn't want it, she would've move out of the chair. But she didn't, so how can you blame him? It was consensual."
Wasn't all that into him after that.
Are we gonna talk abt how Cartman falls under all four categories in the thumbnail
2:50 me wondering why ya said take that weak ass hat off I think I get it he’s so bald his bald head is a hat :D
When i have kids im going to make sure they don't end up like those kids
Dude I love your content! I found you a while ago and I'm obsessed! You deserve more subs :) 🔥
1:53 bro's boutta pull a season 7 episode 1 on them 😭
0:01 im an anti child
You not a child?
Same
Toddler is the word your looking for
@@lunacookie46 yes
Ngl I don't blame you
the last 3 shows in the thumbnail were never for kids, but they the goats in my book
Where’s DW from Arthur?
DW is all of these combined.
Riley is a normal kid in America, most average kid on the list
You missed something you forgot not to mix Hitler in there because that’s literally what Cartman is basically 9:54
Didnt wanna mention him and how he tried to exterminate the ews so I could stay monetized.
OK
“U wana plaero? Ok-ay. Say elo to may lihte frend” *aint no way bro can’t pronounce that right*
9:42 cartman said weight gain 4000
This is really good keep up with the good work
7:04 grapes
Watermelon
orange (only fruit i eat)
Same
Cherries
🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
"So she fuckin kills herrrr'' had me dying 💀💀😭😭
5:05 💀bro
In the book "Big Brother Caillou" was based on, Caillou actually BIT his newborn sister on the face.
7:14 (Which I don't blame him for)
to be fair cartman didn't know it was his half-dad
Riley is just idolzing rappers
3:27 bro is really gonna casually drop this lore and not show a pic or elaborate
Eric is a true menace mainly because of how is mother is but eric man can not be trusted in public bruh 💀 favorite fruit of mine is apples or strawberrys lol
“mountain of cholesterol"
STOPPED ME DEAD IN MY TRACKS 💀
8:29 yes he does, he got no one to blame but himself
"Calliou aggressively pinches his baby sister"
Calliou Dad: Why did you do that yo Rosie?🧐
0:26 Cailou is the worst of them all in my opinion
2:12 made me laugh so hard😂
6:59 non black riley freeman
Fr
Cartmen: THE GIG IS UP! HAND OVER THE ROBOT! me: FINE JUST DON'T TAKE MY CHILDREN! (The smiling critters)
Should have mentioned Sarah from Ed Edd n’ Eddy too.
Sarah might be a terrible sister to Ed but she's actually a really good friend to Jimmy and to some of the other kids.
That literally does not excuse all of the abuse she does to Ed
@@rinuchiha6961Even when Ed does LESS than nothin' to her, he becomes a victim. The moment he told her to move & she punked out in that episode where he was mad about that pebble in his shoe was far more satisfyin' than it had any right to be
And let's not forget how Stewy's clone in its first moments of existence it put himself in front of a car to stop it and it slice perfect vertical that poor woman who was worried about him.
I really hate Cartman and I used to have a friend who was like him. I did see an episode where Cartman gets diciplined by a dog whisperer.
“I HEADED STRAIGHT TO THE HOSPITAL” 😂😂😂 is something I quote STILL
1:40 was good
Bro Riley 100% thinks he’s from the hood bro 💀
First Kenny meal
The meal:11:42
Kenny:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭11:44
I love how everytime he cussed the captions would replace the word with the most white replacement😭
The test kids in Johnny test they destroy the town on a daily basis they have saved it but a lot of the times where they had to save pork belly was problems they caused
Why don't the test sisters just test on Dukey he wouldn't do anything dumb like Johnny
@@Chillin-jg8vg they do sometimes they're the reason he can talk
@@vanitas456 Well test on him all of the time
Or test it on themselves since they always bring Johnny back they can bring themselves back
@@Chillin-jg8vg there is one episode where they turned themselves into babies and then got gill to babysit them pretty stupid that his parents would've blamed Johnny for that characters in the series aren't the most likeable
Riley owning a chocolate cartel is kind of normal for some people
Part 2 better include DW from Arthur
Yeah DW is a spoiled little brat
Caillou exists to remind us to not become like him in the future 💀
ngl the most evil is eric cartman, he's pure evil.
stewie can be sad sometimes and he can be helpful,
but the only time i saw cartman helpful was 2 times (1 of them is to boost his ego and the other one was just agreeing to something)
wait I forgot about caillou lol
In my opinion Stewie is the most evil on the list. Just because of how high his body count is.
I love how the thumbnail has qualities like "mean (or something idk), evil, **Criminal**," and then cartmans is just "fat" 💀
Well Riley Freeman well he is kind of cool
He’s Morgan freeman as a kid
@@htq248uhh I think that’s huey- not riley
@@shadowninja14th2 ok
4:39 The Good Son Reference:
Oh yeah he beat the mess out of Stewie. Can you?
Blame him some people don't play when it comes to money. 8:51 that's is insane and discusting.
i love the fact that for the thumbnail you say cartman is bad for being fat, very funny