You might like the theory that Jesus never existed and was only invented by the Roman emperors Vespasian and Titus: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar%27s_Messiah
To Danny and Kevin, I sincerely enjoy your intros. I get to learn little bits of your lives through them. As much as I like Simon, I find it rude that he cuts these interesting bits from the videos. Yes lots of people watch his channels just because of him, but where would he be without his beloved writers? I hope in the future he will learn from this and respect your work. With love and admiration, Jess
Im thinking of boycotting every video where he cuts intros... I really do appreciate Simon and his work. For years he's been a constant comfort to me throughout my illness. I find it really rude to pick and choose from your writer's work. And to almost make a joke from it really made me feel bad for Kevin. 😢
I agree. Simon doesn't realize how many people watch his videos specifically because the writers like Danny and Kevin. Is he worried about run time? Because I'm always disappointed by videos under 20 minutes. It's more of a podcast experience for me.
Simons content has always made me the tiniest bit uneasy not knowing how fairly his writers are being taken care of, considering it often seems like they're the backbone of the operation. But moments like skipping the intro feel rude and give me added pause. I have watched every single episode of business/brain blaze, but it was for Danny, mostly. ❤❤
Not to mention I like Simon's tangents that double the length of the intros! It's a win-win, it feeds both the writers paychecks AND Simon's narcissism!
The things thay people feel compelled to complain about is simply amazing!!! WOW Obviously some people don't have real life problems so they must create them!
Long intros locked your viewers in. Long intros create a hypnotic effect. And your melodic tones captivates your audience. The more you read, the more you got 'em!
That's tremendous, I have always felt compelled to pursue knowledge and power in order to contribute to the betterment of humanity. Been seeking a means to be influential and find out more knowledge about the human race and about the things not everyone is destined to know. I wish to fulfill the goal of enlightenment passed down by our forebears!!!
I can totally relate to your passion, if all that is what you desire then i think it's achievable. Joining the Illuminatus Brotherhood can lead to the enlightenment you seek and more. I am well aware that the idea of this group may sound mythical but it is possible to join.
@@nikascupcakebar Yeah I acknowledge that misunderstanding can occur when people encounter what they don't fully grasp, especially in this internet era. The Illuminatus advocates for the acceptance of all religions. You can look up "Anthony Szymon". Will give you clarity and answers to any questions you might have.
Simon, you cut those intros, and you cut your subscriber count. Don't test it, we like them too much Also, keep killin it Sam and Jenn, you two, Kevin and Danny are goat
Maybe he's cutting intros to avoid giving us so many details of Danny and Kevin's lives so that he can do a biographics on them without us already knowing everything
As I stated above he does this on here and now started doing on his pod casts, rather than just having that part edited out he openly mentions HE is bored and will be skipping it. I genuinely doubt it is to do with analytics as one moment he states his longer BB do better than average but then he states next that the YT analytics tell him to keep them shorter. He also pays per word to the writers so them adding more of their alleged lives into it adds more cost. Simon has also stated on here and Twitter that he really does not care what you all think. 100% of you on here could demand he keep them, then above Kevin actually replied to beg you to watch the video and dont worry about it. Seriously though, if he goes on analytics he will do what he wants, it is his channel and as you likely can see he is getting bored with it. He now is chucking out loads of tiktok like shorts which I refuse to watch as if I wanted that crap I would get tiktok and I wont. He will likely just move on. Even Casual Criminalist, into the shadows and others are hardly appearing now and just shorts so he probably is moving onto other things.
Stopping watching the video @1:17! Why?!?.. Simon cutting the intro YET again!!! Is it time for me to Unsubscribe from what used to be my favorite channel?!?
If we can't have roaming balzes any more at least give us full intros. We know what we are here for. We aren't gunna leave cause of a long intro. Or since there is no way Simon is gunna stop cutting intros, just edit out the part where he admits to leaving out our favourte part
1:15 - Chapter 1 - Bram stoker virgin queen 3:15 - Mid roll ads 4:55 - Back to the video 7:40 - Chapter 2 - Death of the artist 14:20 - Chapter 3 - My heart will go on 18:05 - Chapter 4 - Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
I understand your very busy with running all the worlds TH-cam channels so I hope you may find the time to read this and will keep brief. Half of the fun of the Business(Brain) Blaze videos over your other channels is in the casual tone. Most of the rest of it is comprised of the side stories, tangents, anecdotes AND OGBB references from you, and I feel rather importantly, the script's author. I would rather see you make a video for a different channel if you don't want to read the whole thing, (Danny might go a bit overboard at times but that's a different topic). When you skip parts of the script seemingly wantonly, it deprives us potential BB references, and it might appear to your audience as disrespectful to the author regardless of if they care. Any who if you read this I appreciate your time, Stay strong Danny the basement can't be that bad, keep it up Sam, you are a fantastic editor, and Whistle on generic bald TH-camr man with glasses.
I felt like this is well. This show just isn’t the same. All the comments about the changes to no scripts and sitting had me thinking “just enjoy the show.” But it’s so far removed from OGBB that it’s no longer the same show. I don’t mind the show it is now. But it’s not OGBB. I feel cheated because I’m invested in Danny/Kevin and their history. I’m having a super low mood today and the intro cut made me click away. I’ll come back later when my mood is better, but the cut intro is an authentic click away for me.
@@ThatWriterKevin I see you replying a lot justifying it but it’s not even that it’s something to be justified. It’s what we want and it’s kind of like f*ck the subscribers who have been viewing for a long time we can’t alienate the casual viewer with an unfamiliar format. It’s just roping more people into enjoy something that’s being stifled. It’s the saddest little pyramid scheme there ever was.
Simon said that today’s video was a short one at the end. Maybe he should stop skipping the introductions, that might have something to do with it. He really doesn’t care about this channel anymore
I don't know what to believe but I really like to think that the kid accidentally shot Van Gogh and he was covering for him because he didn't want him to get in trouble.
Elizabeth I couldn't possibly have been a men. Royals in that time had no privacy. Elizabeth's laundresses were paid by foreign ambassadors to report whether she had her period regularly, to know whether she was likely to bear heirs. Even if that wasn't the case, how likely is it that a male child chosen at random will grow up looking feminine/androgynous enough to keep suspicions at bay?
@@eli-bt4he Considering England didn't do this, the chances of fatality would be high. Also, eunuchs have certain physical characteristics once they hit puberty that are unmistakable.
Old conspiracy, saw on an older Business Blaze. Simon is the one actually locked in the basement while the writes tell him to read the scripts or he gets the hose again.
You comment this a lot, but to be fair, he was literally screaming from the beginning of this video 😂 he said he had to go to a voice coach because he hurt himself pretty badly screaming on Business Blaze 😂
Someone, should clip all the intros to brain blaze/ business blaze ( old videos) and stitch them together, im sure we could have an day long epic intro blaze
I don't think Simon can handle that we're here like 40% for the writing, 40% for the memes and only 20% fact boi so he keeps cutting the intros off to spite us
That's true. He'll happily skip the introductions, yet waffle on about something completely unrelated for however long he pleases, as a testament to his own ego.
The Beard. The Beard grows ever longer, it's roots reach ever deeper. May the wisdom filled Whiskers of Whistler forever bring us knowledge from all corners of the internet. ALL HAIL THE BEARD!!! ...so say we all, " Allegedly!"
Actually when I heard my friend had committed suicide I was shocked but not really surprised. He'd been struggling with his mental health since his early teens and 'thanks' to his parents discouraging him from seeking therapy, and then when he finally sought help therapy being less than adequate, things were pretty much irreversibly bad by the time he hit 30. In fact, when one of his aunts came to us at the funeral asking "Why would he do such a thing?", my Dad and I just looked at each other with a look of "Did she actually KNOW him at all?" But then, that's pretty much how that family was, I guess. Just quit whining and get on with it, don't talk about your feelings at all.
The real conspiracy is the British trying to convince us Van Gogh is pronounced "Van GOFF". Even Simon couldn't consistently mispronounce it through the whole story.
The “gh” in many British place names is pronounced inconsistently, depending on region and position in the name. A good example is Loughborough, which is pronounced Luffboro. From that you could get Van Goff or Van Go. The gh is also pronounced ck in places too, with Lough being pronounced Lock. On school and on TV when I was a kid it was always Van Goff, and even the famous Doctor Who episode pronounces it Van Goff. Given how much variety in gh there is, I don’t know who decided it was Goff and not the equally legit Go or Gock.
The way he keeps making all of these videos for all of these channels is BECAUSE of the writers and researchers. Simon is merely the presenter - and often he says, he hasn't read the script before presenting it. Cudos to the writers and researchers!
"Short one today wasn't it? Cracking" well you skipped the introduction again so if this trend continues eventually this channel won't have anything about it that truly constitutes anything resembling a unique identity.
Thanks Kevin!! I needed cheering up, and Simon reading one of your scripts is JUST the ticket!!! So glad he has you writing for multiple channels, it makes going thru Simon's extensive channel list below fun,lol!! Always feels like a jackpot when your name comes up as the writer.
The strongest evidence that Van Gogh was murdered is that even after The Doctor brought him to the present day to show him how much he was loved, he still died in the same way.
The true conspiracy is that Simon skipped the intro to drive up engagement. I read comments, sure. But I can say that I have up voted more comments on this video then any other. Because they all like the intro. Stop playing with my mind! Or you know, if your going to be there a while. You need to start paying rent.
The JP Morgan one. 😂 Morgan: I want to kill 3 people. Secret operative: Understood. Shall I notify your hitman, Sir? Morgan: No, far too easy. I'd rather it be overly complicated, tactically difficult, and extremely expensive, so sink the Titanic while they're on it instead.
Although it’s an objectively stupid theory, it’s one of my favourite conspiracies because it’s one of the only ones that doesn’t hurt anyone. It’s not rooted in anti{whatever minority here}ism, it’s not speculating about the deaths of someone who’s family is still grieving their loss, it’s just a funny little boat theory and anyone who died that day, while tragic, would have been dead by now anyway
I love the days when Simon has an extra cup of coffee or 2 (or 7!!!) lmao, he ends up yelling and ranting semi-angrily and his opinion on the subject is solidified within a minute. Cheers 🍻
I was kinda hoping the Elisabeth Bathory and Gilles de Rais conspiracies would have got a mention, both being fantastic and similar historic examples. Grim ones though, mind you. Fun video though!
Fully believe the Van Gogh one. There's also the detail of how he left with all his painting stuff and returned without it, and was known to tolerate some local teens who'd mock him (if that's true, this is all just coming from a different video I watched about it).
@@HotEatTheFood I mean, that's largely covered in this. When I said that his painting stuff was never found I thought it was implied that he had taken it out with him to go painting. Definitely mentioned the kids being punk ass bullies
I 100% believe it too when the official narrative makes no sense but the story of someone who was most likely actually there does make sense I'm inclined to lean towards his story
Keep in mind that Vincent shot himself with a blackpowder 7mm pinfire revolver....almost comically weak. Von Bismarck took a full cylinder of 7mm Pinfire from an inept assassin. Most bullets were stopped by his heavy coat and buttons. Von Bismarck then proceeded to beat the living shit out of his would be assassin 😂
I oversimplified for time and ideally comic effect regarding the doctor being a shitty friend, but the issue was that there was no way he'd be able to get the bullet out. So Simon's assumption of infection and sepsis is almost certainly correct. I don't doubt that if the bullet was removed they could've saved him with relative ease
My aunt's first husband shot himself in his abdomen to kill himself. However he did it in such a way that it was impossible to save him even in the 70's. He knew that. He was a Vietnam vet who helped set that country on fire. Today it was obvious that he had ptsd.
My conspiracy theory is that the van Gogh story was written just so Simon could say "van Goff," as many times as possible to trigger as many people as possible.
if you do another one of these videos you should add the mysterious circumstances around the death of Edgar Allen Poe... that can be it's own video if you haven't done it already...
Simon has done at least two videos about Edgar Allan Poe; this one's probably close to what you're suggesting: th-cam.com/video/pIlk5kUSx9E/w-d-xo.html
Simon! SIMON! Thank you thank you! This is a throwback! We saw a bit of the ole OGBB manic delivery!!!! So nice. I understand why it has changed, but to throw one of these in every now and then for the old faithful OGBB's is very nice and cool.
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You might like the theory that Jesus never existed and was only invented by the Roman emperors Vespasian and Titus: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar%27s_Messiah
Skillshare? I thought we got free zyrteck? Why the 4 min commercial without a payoff? Simon better get paid for my time ⏲️ 😤
J.qw
Risk it for a biscuit or dangle for a Spangle. How many birds are nesting in your beard ?
Yo Simon, you got mail from Blippy's lawyers?
To Danny and Kevin,
I sincerely enjoy your intros. I get to learn little bits of your lives through them. As much as I like Simon, I find it rude that he cuts these interesting bits from the videos. Yes lots of people watch his channels just because of him, but where would he be without his beloved writers? I hope in the future he will learn from this and respect your work.
With love and admiration,
Jess
Im thinking of boycotting every video where he cuts intros...
I really do appreciate Simon and his work. For years he's been a constant comfort to me throughout my illness. I find it really rude to pick and choose from your writer's work. And to almost make a joke from it really made me feel bad for Kevin. 😢
I agree. Simon doesn't realize how many people watch his videos specifically because the writers like Danny and Kevin. Is he worried about run time? Because I'm always disappointed by videos under 20 minutes. It's more of a podcast experience for me.
Simons content has always made me the tiniest bit uneasy not knowing how fairly his writers are being taken care of, considering it often seems like they're the backbone of the operation. But moments like skipping the intro feel rude and give me added pause.
I have watched every single episode of business/brain blaze, but it was for Danny, mostly. ❤❤
From how i understood it, writers are paid by word count. That even if Simon cuts the intro, they’re already paid? I could be wrong tho
Could not have said it better 👏
Don’t cut off the intros Simon! They’re probably the best part of the video!
Don't cut the intros, Simon! Kevin and Danny work hard on them, and they're always interesting!
I listen while I drive for work, so longer = better for me
He's probably done analytics and seen that the longer they are the less retention there is
Not to mention I like Simon's tangents that double the length of the intros! It's a win-win, it feeds both the writers paychecks AND Simon's narcissism!
If Simon is going to water this down to be like his other channels, I'm going to probably stop watching
Stop whining.. it's Simon's prerogative.. he's paying them for their work.. just enjoy the video for fucks sake..
Based on the comments, it looks like Simon better not skip any more intros or there’ll be an angry mob marching through Prague
What Russians 😮😮
Make it the 4th defnestration of Prague
The things thay people feel compelled to complain about is simply amazing!!! WOW
Obviously some people don't have real life problems so they must create them!
Long intros locked your viewers in. Long intros create a hypnotic effect. And your melodic tones captivates your audience. The more you read, the more you got 'em!
WE NEED THE LONG INTROS THE WRITERS ARE LEGENDS!!
That's tremendous, I have always felt compelled to pursue knowledge and power in order to contribute to the betterment of humanity. Been seeking a means to be influential and find out more knowledge about the human race and about the things not everyone is destined to know. I wish to fulfill the goal of enlightenment passed down by our forebears!!!
I can totally relate to your passion, if all that is what you desire then i think it's achievable. Joining the Illuminatus Brotherhood can lead to the enlightenment you seek and more. I am well aware that the idea of this group may sound mythical but it is possible to join.
@@Margart526 Hi, isn't the brotherhood a myth? I mean sometimes i just feel like it's all just a conspiracy theory.
@@nikascupcakebar Yeah I acknowledge that misunderstanding can occur when people encounter what they don't fully grasp, especially in this internet era. The Illuminatus advocates for the acceptance of all religions. You can look up "Anthony Szymon". Will give you clarity and answers to any questions you might have.
@@Margart526 oh really, i just saw his website, which is interesting. I will leave him a message.
Simon: “There is more introduction that I’m just not going to read” also Simon: “Short one today!”
Simon, you cut those intros, and you cut your subscriber count. Don't test it, we like them too much
Also, keep killin it Sam and Jenn, you two, Kevin and Danny are goat
Simon, why are you cutting the intro man? They're so fun, best part of Danny and Kevin's writing styles
Maybe he's cutting intros to avoid giving us so many details of Danny and Kevin's lives so that he can do a biographics on them without us already knowing everything
@@karissawight1288 This would be the only allowed reason. The only okay reason.
@@karissawight1288 I promise you that my biographics video would either be painfully boring or basically porn.
@@ThatWriterKevin 👀👀👀👀👀
As I stated above he does this on here and now started doing on his pod casts, rather than just having that part edited out he openly mentions HE is bored and will be skipping it. I genuinely doubt it is to do with analytics as one moment he states his longer BB do better than average but then he states next that the YT analytics tell him to keep them shorter. He also pays per word to the writers so them adding more of their alleged lives into it adds more cost. Simon has also stated on here and Twitter that he really does not care what you all think. 100% of you on here could demand he keep them, then above Kevin actually replied to beg you to watch the video and dont worry about it. Seriously though, if he goes on analytics he will do what he wants, it is his channel and as you likely can see he is getting bored with it. He now is chucking out loads of tiktok like shorts which I refuse to watch as if I wanted that crap I would get tiktok and I wont. He will likely just move on. Even Casual Criminalist, into the shadows and others are hardly appearing now and just shorts so he probably is moving onto other things.
Can Simon at least make scripts available? I love introductions more than everything else on this show.
When he does that it annoys me the same way a fast food worker not putting salt on my fries would irritate me. You have ONE. JOB. MAN.
ONE.
As a writer, I die a little inside every time he cuts an intro. 😂
He has auctioned them off on his subreddit occasionally. I know 1 or 2 BB I'd buy for a solid $100.
Stopping watching the video @1:17!
Why?!?.. Simon cutting the intro YET again!!! Is it time for me to Unsubscribe from what used to be my favorite channel?!?
RIGHT?! I love the long intros danny does and im like why cut kevins xD please cut none xD
Simon! Don't cut the intro!!! We love them!!!!😢
If we can't have roaming balzes any more at least give us full intros. We know what we are here for. We aren't gunna leave cause of a long intro.
Or since there is no way Simon is gunna stop cutting intros, just edit out the part where he admits to leaving out our favourte part
It's editing having writing's back❤
We love the intros
1:15 - Chapter 1 - Bram stoker virgin queen
3:15 - Mid roll ads
4:55 - Back to the video
7:40 - Chapter 2 - Death of the artist
14:20 - Chapter 3 - My heart will go on
18:05 - Chapter 4 - Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
I understand your very busy with running all the worlds TH-cam channels so I hope you may find the time to read this and will keep brief.
Half of the fun of the Business(Brain) Blaze videos over your other channels is in the casual tone. Most of the rest of it is comprised of the side stories, tangents, anecdotes AND OGBB references from you, and I feel rather importantly, the script's author. I would rather see you make a video for a different channel if you don't want to read the whole thing, (Danny might go a bit overboard at times but that's a different topic).
When you skip parts of the script seemingly wantonly, it deprives us potential BB references, and it might appear to your audience as disrespectful to the author regardless of if they care.
Any who if you read this I appreciate your time, Stay strong Danny the basement can't be that bad, keep it up Sam, you are a fantastic editor, and Whistle on generic bald TH-camr man with glasses.
I felt like this is well. This show just isn’t the same. All the comments about the changes to no scripts and sitting had me thinking “just enjoy the show.” But it’s so far removed from OGBB that it’s no longer the same show.
I don’t mind the show it is now. But it’s not OGBB. I feel cheated because I’m invested in Danny/Kevin and their history.
I’m having a super low mood today and the intro cut made me click away. I’ll come back later when my mood is better, but the cut intro is an authentic click away for me.
absolutely agree it feels disrespectful to the author
@@Waywardwindfall If it makes you feel better, today's intro wasn't about my history?
@@mariasato2884 I appreciate the concern, but I'm holding up okay
@@ThatWriterKevin I see you replying a lot justifying it but it’s not even that it’s something to be justified. It’s what we want and it’s kind of like f*ck the subscribers who have been viewing for a long time we can’t alienate the casual viewer with an unfamiliar format. It’s just roping more people into enjoy something that’s being stifled. It’s the saddest little pyramid scheme there ever was.
Intro: few minutes.
Simon's tangents and stories(the same 7): 70% of every video.
Simon! Stop cutting the intro's! Thats the best part!
Please dont skip the longass intros. I enjoy them.
The intros give me life. :( This one ended tragically too soon.
Cutting the intro short is a conspiracy to show the basement writers how much we love them.
Simon said that today’s video was a short one at the end. Maybe he should stop skipping the introductions, that might have something to do with it. He really doesn’t care about this channel anymore
Simon: *skips intro*
Also Simon: "short one today"
"Noone snitches like Gaston " and it goes right over Simon's head, as expected.
I got the impression he actually did get that one and specifically made sure NOT to sing it and piss off Disney
@@ThatWriterKevin Ditto :D
@@alyssinwilliams4570 Glad I'm not alone
b00000 for jumping the intro!, a slap in the face of all BusinessBlaze enthusiasts!
I don't know what to believe but I really like to think that the kid accidentally shot Van Gogh and he was covering for him because he didn't want him to get in trouble.
Ah, all I needed to turn a crappy day into a good one was one "AM I RIGHT, PETER?"
Elizabeth I couldn't possibly have been a men.
Royals in that time had no privacy. Elizabeth's laundresses were paid by foreign ambassadors to report whether she had her period regularly, to know whether she was likely to bear heirs.
Even if that wasn't the case, how likely is it that a male child chosen at random will grow up looking feminine/androgynous enough to keep suspicions at bay?
Well, they probably would have eunuched the boy if it really happened.
@@eli-bt4he Considering England didn't do this, the chances of fatality would be high. Also, eunuchs have certain physical characteristics once they hit puberty that are unmistakable.
Stop cutting off the intros! I love those tales being weaved! It is like bearded story time hour!
Dont cut the intros man, they're the best part of this channel
We want the intros back, lol. You hate them, and we love them 😂
Aw, I miss the long intros!
Old conspiracy, saw on an older Business Blaze. Simon is the one actually locked in the basement while the writes tell him to read the scripts or he gets the hose again.
Which one was from an older BB? I tried to check the archives to make sure I wasn't covering anything Danny already had
@@ThatWriterKevin none of the video content was old. It was a joke about Simon being in the basement, not the writers. I apologize for any confusion.
Dont skip the intros. They are well-written and interesting. I'm far more prone to skipping Simon's tangents
I’d rather have both 😂 plus he’d get the revenue for the watch time
I miss the script slapping and manic energy this show brought
You comment this a lot, but to be fair, he was literally screaming from the beginning of this video 😂 he said he had to go to a voice coach because he hurt himself pretty badly screaming on Business Blaze 😂
@anarchyneverdies also he seems to have need to sit down as its due to his shoulder injury and surgery.
Someone, should clip all the intros to brain blaze/ business blaze ( old videos) and stitch them together, im sure we could have an day long epic intro blaze
I feel like you're cutting a piece out of the food I ordered with cutting that intro short; give us raw, uncut intro
...do you frequently order your food raw?
I don't think Simon can handle that we're here like 40% for the writing, 40% for the memes and only 20% fact boi so he keeps cutting the intros off to spite us
That's true. He'll happily skip the introductions, yet waffle on about something completely unrelated for however long he pleases, as a testament to his own ego.
If not for the writers, none of us would be here. He's got to give them a little more credit. You ain't that nice to look at, Whistleboy
To be honest Simon himself is a conspiracy. There are multiple Simons, that's well known. The question is who is controlling the Simons and why?
I mean clearly there are multiple Simon's. No one human being could do everything he does AM I RIGHT DANNY.
@@TJDiousHe skips the intros to all his other channels, that's how he does it.
Simon is ai
The Beard. The Beard grows ever longer, it's roots reach ever deeper. May the wisdom filled Whiskers of Whistler forever bring us knowledge from all corners of the internet. ALL HAIL THE BEARD!!! ...so say we all, " Allegedly!"
I think it’s Sam. He’s a tricky one.
Actually when I heard my friend had committed suicide I was shocked but not really surprised. He'd been struggling with his mental health since his early teens and 'thanks' to his parents discouraging him from seeking therapy, and then when he finally sought help therapy being less than adequate, things were pretty much irreversibly bad by the time he hit 30.
In fact, when one of his aunts came to us at the funeral asking "Why would he do such a thing?", my Dad and I just looked at each other with a look of "Did she actually KNOW him at all?"
But then, that's pretty much how that family was, I guess. Just quit whining and get on with it, don't talk about your feelings at all.
Holy shit Simon! Ease up on the nose candy.
If we came here for boring facts we wouldn’t be here. I’m personally here for the intros
The real conspiracy is the British trying to convince us Van Gogh is pronounced "Van GOFF". Even Simon couldn't consistently mispronounce it through the whole story.
It’s pronounced Van Gogh.
@@JasperJanssen lol dude
That's closer to the real Dutch pronunciation than "Van Go" is.
The “gh” in many British place names is pronounced inconsistently, depending on region and position in the name. A good example is Loughborough, which is pronounced Luffboro. From that you could get Van Goff or Van Go. The gh is also pronounced ck in places too, with Lough being pronounced Lock. On school and on TV when I was a kid it was always Van Goff, and even the famous Doctor Who episode pronounces it Van Goff. Given how much variety in gh there is, I don’t know who decided it was Goff and not the equally legit Go or Gock.
@@doctorlolchicken7478 neither of them are valid, though.
Stop cutting the intros! The intros are part of what makes this channel great!
That and Simon getting frustrated with them
Savage intro cut after like, two sentences! _Daddy, Chill!_
I feel the intro would make this more easily understood. You're doing a disservice to your videos.
We all know Simon cloned himself. That's how he's able to keep all these TH-cam channels running.
Ah so he replaced the clone who did business blaze with the one doing brain blaze (explains the cut intros and the sitting down)😂
Darn! I thought he was a set of simulacrums.
The way he keeps making all of these videos for all of these channels is BECAUSE of the writers and researchers. Simon is merely the presenter - and often he says, he hasn't read the script before presenting it. Cudos to the writers and researchers!
@@rudra62 thank you for killing my joke. I'm having you arrested for the murder of solid gold humor.
It was only short because you cut out the juicy intro. We want our intros!
Simon! Make a channel that is just Kevin and Danny's intros. I miss them.
Don't skip the intros.
Nice! We haven't had a good "Am I right, Peter?" in a while. O.G.B.B.
"Short one today wasn't it? Cracking" well you skipped the introduction again so if this trend continues eventually this channel won't have anything about it that truly constitutes anything resembling a unique identity.
Thanks Kevin!! I needed cheering up, and Simon reading one of your scripts is JUST the ticket!!! So glad he has you writing for multiple channels, it makes going thru Simon's extensive channel list below fun,lol!! Always feels like a jackpot when your name comes up as the writer.
The strongest evidence that Van Gogh was murdered is that even after The Doctor brought him to the present day to show him how much he was loved, he still died in the same way.
skipping intro= skipping video. Give your head a shake simon, Kevin and Danny's intros are the best.
As Fact Boi occasionally complains about construction next door, construction workers occasionally complain about some guy yelling next door.
Please don’t cut the intros Simon 😂 we love them ❤Great work Kevin
Thanks!
@@ThatWriterKevin keep them coming ❤️ we will bully Simon in the comments to read them 😂
Thumbs up O G Business Blaze Legends.
You mean like back when he didn't WHINE about long introductions and actually read what the writers wrote?
Simon not realising that 70% of the enjoyment for viewers is the introduction.
Hurt even more when you said "Short on today wasnt it?"
#WeLikeIntros Pls FactBoi, give us an Intro only episode.
That would be amazing and the tangents epic
The Queen was saving herself for Edmund Blackadder.
Yessssssss!! 😂😂😂
The true conspiracy is that Simon skipped the intro to drive up engagement. I read comments, sure. But I can say that I have up voted more comments on this video then any other. Because they all like the intro. Stop playing with my mind! Or you know, if your going to be there a while. You need to start paying rent.
The JP Morgan one. 😂
Morgan: I want to kill 3 people.
Secret operative: Understood. Shall I notify your hitman, Sir?
Morgan: No, far too easy. I'd rather it be overly complicated, tactically difficult, and extremely expensive, so sink the Titanic while they're on it instead.
Aw, it makes me sad when you cut the intros short.
I miss the longer intros. 😞🐰
Don’t skip or cut the intros. We love them!
Pleasant surprise to see the complete dismissal of the insane Olympic/Titanic switch theory on a YT channel. Well done!
I mean, it couldn't make any less sense
Although it’s an objectively stupid theory, it’s one of my favourite conspiracies because it’s one of the only ones that doesn’t hurt anyone. It’s not rooted in anti{whatever minority here}ism, it’s not speculating about the deaths of someone who’s family is still grieving their loss, it’s just a funny little boat theory and anyone who died that day, while tragic, would have been dead by now anyway
Simon: *shows he knows the correct pronunciation of Van Gogh*
Also Simon: “*Fan Goff*”
I don't get this sudden vendetta on introductions.
Sudden? Hasn't Simon been complaining about intro length since the very earliest days of BB
I fell out of my chair from the sheer weight of Simon's stones hitting the floor. He went straight from misogyny to advertising. 🤣
Simon: "Short one today"
Yeah it's because you cut out 90% of the intro.
"Nobody snitches like Gaston" got me lol
Yes 😂 I am 💀 lol
I love the days when Simon has an extra cup of coffee or 2 (or 7!!!) lmao, he ends up yelling and ranting semi-angrily and his opinion on the subject is solidified within a minute. Cheers 🍻
Everytime I'm not looking at the screen and a commercial comes on, I always think it's one of Sam's memes for a second.
BLAAAZE TIIIME! The best time of the week.
Bring back the long intros!
I was kinda hoping the Elisabeth Bathory and Gilles de Rais conspiracies would have got a mention, both being fantastic and similar historic examples. Grim ones though, mind you. Fun video though!
Fully believe the Van Gogh one. There's also the detail of how he left with all his painting stuff and returned without it, and was known to tolerate some local teens who'd mock him (if that's true, this is all just coming from a different video I watched about it).
was it buzzfeed unsolved? 😅
@@HotEatTheFood I mean, that's largely covered in this. When I said that his painting stuff was never found I thought it was implied that he had taken it out with him to go painting. Definitely mentioned the kids being punk ass bullies
I 100% believe it too when the official narrative makes no sense but the story of someone who was most likely actually there does make sense I'm inclined to lean towards his story
@@ThatWriterKevin I blame Simon
Just do the title and a list of Google searches you found if you're not gonna read what the writers give
If the blaze is under 20 minutes what's even the point?
Sad for short blazes 😢
Keep the intros- they're often the best part! Plus, you paid for the words so you might as well use them
You just got to love Simon and his positive neutral chaos. 😂
Simon and Peter obviously been on the gear before recording this episode 😂
"Let's just jump in"
One sentence later he's off script and talking in asides.
This channel is great!
Keep in mind that Vincent shot himself with a blackpowder 7mm pinfire revolver....almost comically weak.
Von Bismarck took a full cylinder of 7mm Pinfire from an inept assassin. Most bullets were stopped by his heavy coat and buttons.
Von Bismarck then proceeded to beat the living shit out of his would be assassin 😂
I oversimplified for time and ideally comic effect regarding the doctor being a shitty friend, but the issue was that there was no way he'd be able to get the bullet out. So Simon's assumption of infection and sepsis is almost certainly correct. I don't doubt that if the bullet was removed they could've saved him with relative ease
Stop cutting the intros it's disrespectful to the writer
My aunt's first husband shot himself in his abdomen to kill himself. However he did it in such a way that it was impossible to save him even in the 70's. He knew that. He was a Vietnam vet who helped set that country on fire. Today it was obvious that he had ptsd.
If Simon hadn't cut that intro, this video would have been normal Brain Blaze length rather than kinda short
My conspiracy theory is that the van Gogh story was written just so Simon could say "van Goff," as many times as possible to trigger as many people as possible.
This feels rushed and like you were just going through the motions. Am I right Peter?!
if you do another one of these videos you should add the mysterious circumstances around the death of Edgar Allen Poe... that can be it's own video if you haven't done it already...
Simon has done at least two videos about Edgar Allan Poe; this one's probably close to what you're suggesting:
th-cam.com/video/pIlk5kUSx9E/w-d-xo.html
Kevin is good, but its not the unholy trinity of the blaze without Danny
OMG, I hate those camera jumps SO much....
Nobody snitches like Gaston. Pure gold you legend!
Glad you enjoyed!
"Short one today" Gee, Simon, I wonder why.
Yay new business blaze
Juan Pujol García is an interesting character. So interesting Simon even made a Biographics video about him at some point ;)
What ever happened to epic blazes 😭
Simon! SIMON! Thank you thank you! This is a throwback! We saw a bit of the ole OGBB manic delivery!!!! So nice. I understand why it has changed, but to throw one of these in every now and then for the old faithful OGBB's is very nice and cool.
I miss Danny
I love you too
Peter helping Simon lean into the misogyny once again...