Farts in a Jar

Touching song about long-distance relationships.
[Verse 1]
Sitting here alone, in this little town,
Thinking 'bout the love we’ve always found.
Miles apart, but you're in my heart,
So I found a way to send a quirky part.
[Pre-Chorus]
Every night I lift a leg and think of you,
With a mason jar, I've got a plan so true.
Sealing up my love, in a funny way,
A scent of me, that'll brighten up your day.
[Chorus]
Farts in a jar, sending my love,
A playful way to show you what I’m dreaming of.
From across the miles, you'll open and see,
A whiff of my love, bringing you a part of me.
[Verse 2]
It’s a little strange, but it’s all in fun,
A way to feel closer, till our time has come.
Please don’t share when you get that jar,
A piece of my heart, never too far.
[Pre-Chorus]
Every night I lift a leg and think of you,
With a mason jar, I've got a plan so true.
Sealing up my love, in a funny way,
A scent of me, that'll brighten up your day.
[Chorus]
Farts in a jar, sending my love,
A playful way to show you what I’m dreaming of.
From across the miles, you'll open and see,
A whiff of my love, bringing you a part of me.
[Bridge 1]
So I’ll send it fast with overnight shipping,
Always dry, and never dripping
And baby, please “write” back,
you know I’ve gotta have my booty snack.
[Bridge 2]
I tried to capture the sound for you too,
But the jar stayed silent, what could I do?
Disappointed, but don't be blue,
Check your voicemail, there's a surprise for you.
[guitar solo]
[Chorus]
Farts in a jar, sending my love,
A playful way to show you what I’m dreaming of.
From across the miles, you'll open and see,
A whiff of my love, bringing you a part of me.
[Outro]
Farts in a jar, makes your heart melt,
Farts in a jar, the gesture is dealt
Farts in a jar, is what you have smelt.
Farts in a jar, strange but heartfelt,
[music fades, spoken outro]
Alright, who’s coming to Arby’s?