Father, Are You Eating Me? • 12.21.21

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  • @TheTunnelingCat
    @TheTunnelingCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "kepler and the hot chocolate" sounds like the title of a childrens book

    • @MikeCappella98
      @MikeCappella98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The content......was not

    • @Zentoyoshi
      @Zentoyoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      might need to PG the heck out of the contents to make it a children's book

  • @Infinicat
    @Infinicat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I understand why Mal laughed so hard because the preposterousness of that image made me crack up lolllll. That was a great laugh I needed that.

  • @MikeCappella98
    @MikeCappella98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Stephen.....not only did you actually do that but you actually thought it was a good idea to TELL THE INTERNET 😂😂😂. Thank you for this that made my day

    • @66Xeno
      @66Xeno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He even told the story to the internet twice since he told the story on Breakfast Stream before this. XD

  • @AlanCS1104
    @AlanCS1104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The title of this vlog, Kepler's face being the cover of this video, and your story about what happened makes this vlog memorable Stephen. Thanks for making your viewing audience happy and have something to laugh about.

  • @Swift4Sweeper
    @Swift4Sweeper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Breakfast Stream chat EXPLODED with laughter when he told this story. It’s usually Broken (Picture)Phone that elicits those type of extreme reactions. 🤣🤣

  • @Zentoyoshi
    @Zentoyoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Stephen please
    bring up this story on the next disc only
    I was laughing so hard my chest hurts xD
    Sincerely from a lurker and a fan from Singapore

    • @HappyDurian
      @HappyDurian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow! I never thought i would find a fellow singaporean here! I found Stephenvlog several months ago while researching on gaming channels. I have been watching his videos everyday! This channel is so reminiscent of the old vlogging days! Initially i couldnt understand the appeal of this channel but as i watched more, i realised the appeal of this channel is Stephen and Mal. They are both so genuine and it creates a strange sense of comfort watching the daily vlogs which helped me a lot these past few months when life is very stressful.

    • @Zentoyoshi
      @Zentoyoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HappyDurian been around for a while now and a pleasant surprise to see a fellow singaporean too! But yeah, stick around! You'll find many more shenanigans from the old and future vlogs.
      Also I agree, Stephen and Mal are so genuine (and honestly relationship goals as well). We live in trying times, so keep your chin up!

    • @Linuxield
      @Linuxield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ayy! SG represent lesgo!

    • @thelurker8169
      @thelurker8169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We have to wait until next year to see that

    • @Zentoyoshi
      @Zentoyoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Linuxield ayyyyyy

  • @LunaticSnivy
    @LunaticSnivy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Excuse me, I'm DYING of laughter and TRYING TO NOT CHOKE ON SUNFLOWER SEEDS FROM THIS STORY XDD

    • @crystalyu4564
      @crystalyu4564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG I just opened this vlog to eat as a "vlog to watch while eating snack post work" which also happens to be sunflower seeds and I also almost choked laughing! Twins!

  • @KingKuron_
    @KingKuron_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I believe this is what people refer to as "a comedy of errors"

  • @SiberianNinja-Jin
    @SiberianNinja-Jin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lawd, if you tell this on Disc Only, this is gonna be a laugh riot to the guys. I hope folks bring it up. XD

  • @allisonsroom
    @allisonsroom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hoo boy, I first heard this story over breakfast stream and never expected it to make it to the vlog. This was my face the whole time: 😱
    Glad Keppy was okay, keep wipes handy in case of another spill!

  • @Vikapediathat
    @Vikapediathat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can already hear Jon, Tom, and Jerod’s laughter and roasting when you inevitably tell the tale on Disc Only.

  • @jcjx
    @jcjx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This incident clearly showed the genuine and absolute love you shower upon the ones whom you care about and are dear to you. I definitely believe that even if it was a poisonous snake bite, you wouldn't hesitate for a moment to suck the poison out of the wound even if it risks your own life. Stephen, you never fail to inspire me with your genuineness and your love for the ones close to you. Best wishes to you in 2022 and may there be no more unfortunate hot chocolate tail incidents. 🤣
    New Year blessings to you, Mal, Kepler, both you and Mal's parents, as well as the lovely Stephen community! 🎉🎆

  • @SappyBecca
    @SappyBecca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This story is so great it spawned TWO arts from me 😂 and now this vlog is the context Stephen promised on the Christmas Eve stream lol

    • @ShockeyChuster
      @ShockeyChuster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh! So that’s what that artwork was referencing when it came up on the Christmas Eve stream.

  • @priestessinred
    @priestessinred 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The fact that I thought "did he put it in his mouth?" As soon as you began talking about trying to clean his tail and was right. But I was like, "Nah, he's crazy but not THAT crazy" 😂 💀

  • @dropthebates
    @dropthebates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I could not stop laughing at this story when Stephen was telling it on breakfast stream. I also found myself not surprised that he did something like that lol.

  • @crystalyu4564
    @crystalyu4564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay, so I saw this vlog come out before I went to bed. I thought nothing of it by the title...boy, did I need this vlog! This week has been rough, and slow, at work and I almost got hit leaving work today by someone who didn't stop at a stop sign.
    This vlog was just the thing to get my mood back. So many laughs, nearly choking on my sunflower seeds, and just picturing everything...just what I and a lot of other viewers needed. Keppy, keep being you, fur baby. 😍

  • @Temporalitea
    @Temporalitea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For some reason, before you *even* said it I thought oh no. Oh no he put the tail in his mouth didn't he. I seriously needed that laugh, thank you for both stories!

  • @leafalie7154
    @leafalie7154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i am laughing myself into tears so bad i had to pause the video to breathe
    as a fellow cat owner, I understand
    ahahahhaa

  • @katecolgan7770
    @katecolgan7770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think that I just died of laughter! Both of those stories are great!

  • @JsYTA
    @JsYTA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I never noticed this, but Kepler looks a lot like you. In a strange Cat like way

    • @ThatGuy001
      @ThatGuy001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And sagan is definitely mal, in terms of smartness

    • @doan2300
      @doan2300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They start to mimic you, it's cute ^_^

  • @enesevanderwalt5900
    @enesevanderwalt5900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Awww, poor Keppy. Glad all was okay in the end

  • @E3kHatena
    @E3kHatena 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Donkey Konga being your monitor riser really accentuates this story.

  • @CaffeinatedTomato
    @CaffeinatedTomato 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for sharing both of these stories😂 absolutely hilarious!

  • @TheRPGKid
    @TheRPGKid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Legit one of the funniest things I've heard all year! Thank you so much for the laughs!!!

  • @rebeccahart9628
    @rebeccahart9628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Keppy used Thrash.
    IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

  • @darthmario6492
    @darthmario6492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is probably one of the funniest (two of the funniest) stories I've heard in a while.

  • @synthetic20
    @synthetic20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have... no words...

  • @theminiyosshi2901
    @theminiyosshi2901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kepler & the Hot Chocolate sounds like a children’s book

  • @thoughtsofaleo2916
    @thoughtsofaleo2916 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the funniest vlogs I've ever watched - thank you so much for sharing, Stephen! This absolutely made my day

  • @steved1984
    @steved1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now we wait for a vlog titled "I puked up a fur ball"

  • @nyahanaru8899
    @nyahanaru8899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok, I am sitting here playing BOTW and I have chocolate milk, I picked it up. My alarm goes off (sound of birds) he makes a cute noise, I look at him milk in hand and all i can think of is Stephen and Kep, I bust out laughing, he looks ay me. I put down the Chocolate milk.

  • @Masterwabbit
    @Masterwabbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Stephen, I keep a small towel near my desk for anytime I need to wipe something, be it a spill or mainly sweaty palms. May I suggest looking into this as a possible preventative measure in the future? Always useful to know where one's towel is.

  • @AntiHeroSora
    @AntiHeroSora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The joys of being a pet owner, some of the stories with my sister's dogs are like that

  • @CalaCrisp88
    @CalaCrisp88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was one of my favorite stories, this was excellent

  • @radiodread
    @radiodread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank god you told it on the vlog too, it's a little easier to find it again this way. 😂 This is the best story I've heard in a long time.

  • @PrincessSunnyoftheSandWings
    @PrincessSunnyoftheSandWings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Daw….. that Keppy thumbnail is adorable every time there’s a thumbnail featuring Keppy. Also, silly kitty

  • @AliceForsythe
    @AliceForsythe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My throat hurts now from laughing so much! Lol 😂😂😂 I’m dying from laughing so much I’m crying now too! Stephen PLEASE bring this up on the next disc only!!!

  • @ThatGuy001
    @ThatGuy001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah yes. Stephen and Kepler, being Stephen and Kepler

  • @emitheninja1995
    @emitheninja1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank 😂 god. I'm on my own at home 🤣🤣🤣🤣 my face and sides are hurting

  • @TakersSoulGirl22
    @TakersSoulGirl22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I laughed so hard when he told this on breakfast stream. And so did the rest of the chat. Not sure if I should be worried that the first reaction that Stephen had was "put cat tail in mouth" or not, but it was still funny as hell. Just goes to show that your brain does WEIRD things under stress.
    I remember the Sagan story but I have no idea if it was on the Vlog or on a Stream. Still funny though. :D Sagan was awesome and he's always gonna be missed regardless

  • @ivanfreck1577
    @ivanfreck1577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    now *that's* a vlog title

  • @rubyhal11317
    @rubyhal11317 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of those vlogs that makes me wish we had the half-year videos back. I would LOVE to see someone watch Stephen say it with no context

  • @ispyamoose
    @ispyamoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My childhood dog's name was Hoppy. He was a licker. Once he started, it was hard to get him to stop. I used to spend a decent amount of time lying at the foot of my older brother's bed, watching him play SNES games. One time, I'm watching him play Link to the Past. I'm about 11 or 12. I had a loose tooth. Hoppy jumps on the bed and I don't guard my face in time. He's going all in on my face. I'm trying to tell him to stop, and in the midst of the chaos, I notice I'm bleeding. I manage to sit up and I realize the dog licked my loose tooth out 🤣😂

  • @Kokiri-Kid-07
    @Kokiri-Kid-07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for the stories, Grandpa

  • @lyric939
    @lyric939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    dang you took the role of cat parent very seriously, to the point of even grooming them lolol
    edit: and oh noooo you're re-accounting the sagan story too hahahahaha

  • @RealUncD
    @RealUncD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh Stephen.😆😆😆 That was magnificent.😆😆 The beauty of cats 🐈 🐈.😆😆

  • @justcamden
    @justcamden 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Heard this story on breakfast stream and still laughed so hard I cried hearing it a second time 😂

  • @squallhighwind
    @squallhighwind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Stephen...buddy....I just can't...... XD

  • @Digits0801
    @Digits0801 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my gosh, that's absolutely brilliant

  • @LOVE-iv2pw
    @LOVE-iv2pw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was on my birthday and my god this was the most cartoony thing I’ve ever heard!
    Also my mother was in the room and oh my god I never heard the woman laugh so loud in my life!

  • @thecrochetcat8105
    @thecrochetcat8105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is hilarious! 😂

  • @TheNawaf258
    @TheNawaf258 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would love to see footage of that story

  • @TheodoreAzlain
    @TheodoreAzlain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This just reminds me of the buttered toast incident.

  • @allisonmanning5287
    @allisonmanning5287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here we go fam

  • @JMAN100401
    @JMAN100401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I sure hope he was getting regularly cleaned

  • @doan2300
    @doan2300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My cats tail is gonna end up in my mouth by accident one day, because he keeps shoving it in my face.

  • @SmilingSas
    @SmilingSas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh no… OH NO X,D what a storytime!!!

  • @KayMayCosplay
    @KayMayCosplay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This will be in the next 1000 BWC with Stephen and Friends. PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN

  • @cobo4231
    @cobo4231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't wait to see some of the fanart this generates. :D

  • @nixxthefox
    @nixxthefox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was waiting to see how Mal reacted

  • @ReidTheNintendoPainter
    @ReidTheNintendoPainter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I probably would have done the same thing if that had happened to me, honestly! Great story, Stephen!

  • @char_skyee
    @char_skyee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i know you had good intentions Stephen but please... dont eat Keppy 🤣🤣🤣

  • @youtubestats6458
    @youtubestats6458 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    youtube-stats (two most common words) :
    1. stephen
    2. story
    xddd

  • @jamesrush30
    @jamesrush30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very funny, but I would've done the same thing 🤣 😅. You're always at the wrong end of the cats 🐈 😻

  • @Aslimb6gd
    @Aslimb6gd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I too learned some time ago that cats are more vulnerable to theobromine (the toxin in chocolate for those of you who don't know) than dogs are, yet there are fewer victims since they don't have an affinity for sweets.
    To be honest, I'd have done the exact same crazy thing.
    And yes, Like everyone else agrees, that is a funny story.

  • @NaviNeku24
    @NaviNeku24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stephen, no! You don’t eat your cats! XDD

  • @faithworks444
    @faithworks444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The funniest! 🙀🙀😂😂

  • @ShockeyChuster
    @ShockeyChuster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah, the joys of having pets. XD

  • @Xunii-1
    @Xunii-1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stephen you just didn't want to waste the hot chocolate :P

  • @marialavik2783
    @marialavik2783 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m dead.. omg 😂😂😂😂

  • @TitaniaBird
    @TitaniaBird 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just Cat Parent Things™

  • @L1NKN
    @L1NKN 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh cool! Stephen and I have the same windows desktop screensaver! (Yes I'm boring)

  • @SmilingSas
    @SmilingSas 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eh? You WHAT?!!!??? XD

  • @kylehawk9055
    @kylehawk9055 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's great

  • @andrewbader6927
    @andrewbader6927 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    someone needs to draw it

  • @jenksmeister14
    @jenksmeister14 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Father, Why have you betrayed me so?

  • @daisyxu5863
    @daisyxu5863 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Poor, poor Keppy

  • @FlashtheFirefox
    @FlashtheFirefox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh Stephen, it’s obviously great that you were so concerned about Kepler but I can’t help but laugh at the fact you put your cat’s tail in your mouth… you have got to tell this story on Disc Only, I desperately want to hear how the others react to this story. 😆

  • @balbarith45
    @balbarith45 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    👀👀👀👀

  • @storminmay
    @storminmay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stephen. Why.

  • @jokalary
    @jokalary 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please mention this on disk only, and please ask everyone else what animal body parts have been in their mouths. Or maybe start with that it'll be so out of the blue that I think it'd be hilarious to see the reactions.

  • @flanysong6872
    @flanysong6872 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yikes, Stephen

  • @UKcomedyfan28
    @UKcomedyfan28 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why didn’t you just get up and carry Keppy into the en suite bathroom upstairs and wash his tail off there? It’s probably only 10-15 feet away from your desk. It is a funny story though. Maybe the next time you have this kind of “incident” and go to tell Mal, preface it with “this is a funny story/thing that happened, maybe go to the bathroom before I tell you”. I really hope that it was not painful for her to laugh that much, considering where she had the surgery.

  • @JustinGoncalves
    @JustinGoncalves 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    dont do it agian