People watching him for the first time: Why didn't he just buy bread? People who have seen tons of his videos: Surprised he didn't grow the ingredients himself
I thought that was where he was going with the intro for a second, but I realized he'd need so much space to grow wheat. Kinda surprised he didn't buy wheat and turn it in to flour though
@@l0sts0ul89 you'd need quite a bit, not too mention that grains like wheat need to be planted in fairly large groups and need a fairly large amount of garden space (and it appears he lives in an apartment which doesn't have any of this)
@@aaiemee Nah, that is convex on the side presented to the camera. That's definitely the handle of a fork or spoon, even butter knives have flat 'blades'
Right? Its like oh hes drilling some holes, ok, some rope, good, oh its bread time nice, ok he microwaved the bread, hes cutting it, oh that's pretty, etc for 5 more minutes, hey a knife!
Yeah, I'm in awe. I was looking at him scraping out the starch, and put it into the pan, and going "oh no. oh no, he's not going to ....he did the entire bowl, the absolute madman."
I can't often fall asleep smoothly due to my adhd. But spmething about your videos puts me at ease and gets my brain to settle down. You've helped me get through many well rested nights, Nice Japanese Knife Man. Thank you!
it's actually not that hard to make one. I think I remember seeing that u can make one for a dollar (keep in mind a very simple one) so like I'd say about for 10 dollars u can make a full operational manual centrifuge without a problem
Kiwami: **CUTS BREAD WITH BREAD** Me: **Whispers silently** “Oh my gosh he’s a geni-“ Also Me after seeing a cucumber sliced within the bread: “WHAT THE FU-!?!?”
Someone: can you make a gold knife? Him: collects air outside > put air in refrigerator > adds 71 protons to each oxygen atom > makes gold > gold knife
@@aminissalty That sounds normal by because there is such a knife called a "Bread Knife" it's just when you take it out of context young then start to understand.
A neutron star knife would be absolutely overpowered, other than the fact that it would weigh billions of tons, it would be super hard and resilient. Literally unbreakable
Isn't it absolutely amazing how science works? You think one thing is true, but then is proven false by experimenting with it. That's why I love videos like this; it's all about playing around with the material for a knife, only to get different results each time!
Damn man, you never run out of knives to make. I hope you never run out of ideas and do this for a very long time until your knives get progressively more and more bizarre. It's been a journey watching you make all these knives. I love that even after you ran out of ideas for reasonable and sensible knives that you just kept on going and kept pushing the boundaries of what is traditionally considered a knife. Maybe one day you'll end up running out of ideas for physical knives and start making abstract knives or virtual 3d knives.
グルテンフリーの強力粉は作りましたが包丁を作ってしまい、肝心のパンを作る分は残っていませんでした 泣。。
圧倒的不審者の極み! いつもお疲れ様です
パンってなんだろうと思いまいた(作文)
最高です！
あるあるだね、次は気を付けよ
パンとは...？
小麦粉の何か...？
People watching him for the first time: Why didn't he just buy bread?
People who have seen tons of his videos: Surprised he didn't grow the ingredients himself
I thought that was where he was going with the intro for a second, but I realized he'd need so much space to grow wheat. Kinda surprised he didn't buy wheat and turn it in to flour though
Fr 😂
@@Skipmunk85
How much wheat goes into a loaf of bread
@@l0sts0ul89 you'd need quite a bit, not too mention that grains like wheat need to be planted in fairly large groups and need a fairly large amount of garden space (and it appears he lives in an apartment which doesn't have any of this)
I was the 1K like.
Sometimes I can't tell if he's a chemist, an engineer or a chef.
this man is too perfect
like... he knows everything
Aranea Nox
He is yes
Aranea Nox maybe chef? Cooking requires engineering and chemistry. Plus he’s making kitchen knifes?
@@Ep1-kh1gh Nah pretty sure he's a chemical engineer with too much spare time on his hands
Yes
person: hey can you pass me the bread knife?
kiwami: ok here
person: what
@StrawberryCow bread knife
StrawberryCow bread knife
StrawberryCow butterknife
@@user-rmftwz-yrjsoq *which one is it*
It would be better if it was the shape of a bread knife
How much water is that?
Kiwami: three cows
america be like
Four scores and three cows worth of water. Layman's terms 83 cows.
i feel like im watching an evil scientist doing his hobby on his freetime.
This guys definitely a serial killer
Change my mind
Hes a mad scienist
*SOUNVA BITCH*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think it runs in the family because how to basic knows how to cook
Same
Kiwami: **cuts bread with bread**
me: *THIS IS BEYOND SCIENCE*
*B R E A D C E P T I O N*
Outstanding move but that is illegal
Like cutting diamonds with diamonds
I used the bread to destroy the bread.
Baguette knight
broke: slicing bread with a knife
w0ke: slicing bread with bread
“I used the bread to destroy the bread”
ascended: slicing knife with bread
It's not slicing Bread if your knife is bread. You're creating two separate versions of the same thing, Bread-Mitosis.
@@italianinitalics4302 i came to coment that ahhh
いえい
Me: * sniffs * mmmm smells good. Whatchu baking?
Kiwami: A knife
NO!
@@maximuffin6395 y *E* _s_
@@maximuffin6395 LMAO I REMEMBER THAT VINE-
This mans level of; patience, precision and masochism is the most incredible thing these two eyes have ever witnessed
restin' mattress you have to like pain at least a little bit to go through everything he does for these.
don't wanna sound stereotypical, but he's japanese so... yeah
that opening of the bread to reveal the cucumber felt like a punchline
do you know what a pickle is
@@Hevymin it's a cucumber
Hevy it hasn’t been pickled, it’s a cucumber
It is a punchline
@@Hevymin do YOU know what a pickle is?
Kiwami: *cuts bread*
Me: there's gonna be a cucumber, isnt there
Kiwami: *opens bread to show the cucumber*
Me: yep
There is always a cucumber...
_Why is it always a cucumber?_
Kuzco: sharp pointy rocks at the bottom?
Pacha: probably
the real question is, How does the cucumber get there?
@@rebmucuc4763 O.O
あっ、みんな大好き遠心分離機はここで作られていたのか！
なるほど。日本人発見。
@@さかあがり-o6q あら奇遇ね、てかいいね20付いてんのびっくりした。
@@tomatodao
これなら作れそうだね【感覚麻痺】
みんなのアイドル遠心分離機
うお、200いいねぁざす
こんなに発想力と技術が釣り合ってる人、良いよな
遠心分離機まで作るの草
Next video "How to make world's sharpest knife using Oxygen"
"It will leave you breathless!" Heh heh heh... I'll show myself out.
@@hypereia7371 lol
😭😭😭 هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
It's possible. We can do it with an aerogel.
@@hypereia7371 *pushes him out so hard with bread
*Kiwami:*
"Sharpest _____ knife in the world"
*Me:*
"You mean there's *another one?"*
Let's see who holds the second.
Oh would you look at that, also him
Sharpest air knife in the world
@@ivotedtodaytwo he’s done a knife made out of smoke. Don’t test him
途中でいつも本当に包丁を作っているのかわからなくなる時がある。
Kiwami: *Makes a knife*
Cucumber: Ah shit, here we go again.
fr, when he revealed the cucumber hiding in the motherfkn loaf i lost my shit.
I was so focused on him making the actual bread that I forgot that the bread was going to become a knife at some point
専門的すぎる道具がたくさんあるのに、たまに可愛い見た目の道具もあって草
This madman just built his own centrifuge
The only thing more impressive than that was the fact that somehow flour without gluten is harder than carbon fiber
@Logan Bills weird flex but ok.
@@alcosmic No wonder those pastries suck so much.
@Logan Bills he was messuring the fking frying pan before.. its harder than steel
@@MrFrisMich i mean that pan was also coated 😏
Kiwami: *Has made many sharp knives of various materials*
Also Kiwami: *Cuts butter with the handle of a spoon/fork*
thats a butter knife.
@@aaiemee Nah, that is convex on the side presented to the camera. That's definitely the handle of a fork or spoon, even butter knives have flat 'blades'
its because he doesnt have any knives and all the knives get stolen by the knife troll
He probably doesn’t want to dirty them, or was already using said utensil and could kill 2 birds with 1 stone
this man grows cucumbers inside his office lamp. are you really suprised that he cut his butter with the handle?
Cooking, chemistry, building, humor, learning, carving, crafting, and randomness. This channel has everything
No it doesn't, I haven't seen even a single exploding trex
@@jackwisniewski3859 you’ve got a point
@@jackwisniewski3859 Yet
You forgot ASMR
@@D-me-dream-smp that too
That was actually the first time that oven has met proper food
Tbh I wouldn't trust food coming out of that oven
100 likes
Wouldn’t be surprised if the food turns out to be radioactive
@@aoikiriya2071 I be more surprised if the food WASN'T become radioactive
Bread: "Who are you?"
Bread Knife: "I'm you but sharper"
lol
And gluten-free.
NANI
" uh! So Edgy!"
I don't get it
*did he just build a centRIFUGE*
yes
Yes
@@filthyE yes
Casually, I might add.
Gonna be on dr stone season 2
Kiwami: Makes his own centrifuge out of wood
Chemists all over the world: So... ur telling me I could've saved my entire bank account?
I usually have no idea what the hell is happening at the first half of the video and I’m used to that fact at this point
Same tho
"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."
He built himself a centrifuge, abd that's pretty awesome
Right? Its like oh hes drilling some holes, ok, some rope, good, oh its bread time nice, ok he microwaved the bread, hes cutting it, oh that's pretty, etc for 5 more minutes, hey a knife!
包丁のためならパン職人にもなる男
He made his own centrifuge, the absolute madman.
I was in awe
Yeah, I'm in awe. I was looking at him scraping out the starch, and put it into the pan, and going "oh no. oh no, he's not going to ....he did the entire bowl, the absolute madman."
I was just about to comment this. Absolute boss
Modern problems require Modern Solutions.
Had the same thought, inb4 this gets demonetized for showing us how to refine uranium and start a fission reaction.
I can't often fall asleep smoothly due to my adhd. But spmething about your videos puts me at ease and gets my brain to settle down. You've helped me get through many well rested nights, Nice Japanese Knife Man. Thank you!
Half the time I don't know what the hell is going on. But by the end their is always a knife
And a cucumber
And a very happy ceramic cow
there
Something, something, Bioshock.
Or a guillotine
最初の下準備がいつも何作ってるか分からない
だよねw
2:24
th-cam.com/video/-YF0XR05RXk/w-d-xo.html
犬太郎 圧倒的不審者の極み！この言葉たけでわかる
今回は遠心分離機からですか……
1:55からの漂うHow to basic感
包丁を作る動画見にきたらなんかパン作ってたんだけどいつのまにか本筋に戻ってて安心したね
#Vb#
お料理教室の先生「今日はおいしいパンを作っていきたいと思います。みなさんマイ包丁は持っていらっしゃいました？」
kiwami「これから作る」
途中包丁作りたくなる発作みたいなの起こるとこ好き。
主様は包丁中毒末期
why am i not surprised that he built himself a centrifuge
Think about how much planning that must go into these videos
The cows told him to
i wont be surprised if he builds a nuclear reactor to make knives one day
@@cs371212 Sharpest U-235 kitchen knife in the world
it's actually not that hard to make one. I think I remember seeing that u can make one for a dollar (keep in mind a very simple one) so like I'd say about for 10 dollars u can make a full operational manual centrifuge without a problem
3分の1まで完全な料理動画
からの火起こし機で遠心分離は草
キットカット これがホントの3分(まで)クッキングってやつね
手動の遠心分離機作るのはやべえよw
マジでワロタw
不審者クッキングだな
きゅうりが出てくるのほんとにツボるʬʬ
パンはパンでも食べられないパンはなーんだ
＿人人人人人人人人人人＿
＞ パンで作った包丁 ＜
￣ＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹＹ￣
パワーワードwwwwww
誰がうまいこといえとwwwww
山田くん！座布団3枚もってきて！
口血だらけ
好き
あたらしい！！
パンをパンで切るというパワーワード
神だ 同じこと思ってる奴がいたwww
そしてやはり中にはキュウリが、、
wwww
パンワード
こういうのよく思いつくよね、よく動画で、失敗した時の震え方可愛い
ｶﾀｶﾀｶﾀ( ﾟ□ﾟ)ｶﾀｶﾀｶﾀ…
Bread knife: 50 damage, reduces enemy's hunger by 40
最初火おこしでもするのかと思ったら、
お手製の遠心分離機だったとは...
一本取られたぜ
パンからきゅうり出てきたとき思わず｢何でだよ！ww｣って叫んでしまった
When you came here to watch someone make a knife out of bread, but you left learning how to make bread roses
And a centrifuge and a knife out of breaf
@@rulerworld1289 breaf
@@manhai7757
Bruhf
@@dethmaul fhurb
“Hand me the bread knife”
“Ok”
“No I mean the other one”
外国人が
「こいつはダヴィンチの生まれ変わりや！」
「いやワイはアルキメデスやとおもう」
みたいなコメントしてて草
Yama toyo まじかよwww
It's exaggerated for sure.
ワイっていう要約のせいで相当頭悪そうに感じてしまう
そのコメント見たことないわ
@あ子はいはい、読めへん👍
"And do you ever do anything except kitchen knifes?"
"Yeah, I'm also pretty good at baking bread"
"Sounds cool-"
*"Bread kitchen knifes"*
*Knives
**knives*
*naives**
It’s pronounced kniahegdbakdhdusbdhxisjsgfyusbdhxusbdujsj
Sorrey iam no inglis :'v
he: cut a piece of butter
my mind: he will use the smaller part
he: uses the rest
me: visible confusion
He actually did. He just cut 4 pieces, the video had a jump cut.
I love how he edits things to mess with your expectations. He's hilarious.
2:45
Can we just take a second to appreciate how good this guy is at cooking?
This man has a homemade centrifuge for making BREAD KNIFES. The yakuza must fear this man.
this guy
Can we all just take a moment to realize he made a centrifuge out of wood dowels and a rope?
Well its a simple tool, they have been used as drills firestarters and toys for ages!
he also put metal in a microwave
@@Sarkos225that wasn’t a microwave, it was just a small oven
this man deadass taught us how to make bread AND a bread knife, legend
And a centrifuge
Stonks
@@exoduscultist many stonks📈
his bread is wrongly made : too much water and there is never butter in bread. But he's a legend anyway
@@cyr_neip2589 thank you, as a french i was triggered by the butter
Your stove sounds like its about to drop a sick beat
I would listen to it
Hmm, I'm gonna make a song about it.
Kiwami: **CUTS BREAD WITH BREAD**
Me: **Whispers silently** “Oh my gosh he’s a geni-“
Also Me after seeing a cucumber sliced within the bread: “WHAT THE FU-!?!?”
Jr4_ Leonides Magic
You must be new here
Let me finish that “CK!?!?”
Heh. Premade cucumber sandwiches...
ruined the meme with the word gosh
世界一硬いパン普通に殴っても凶器じゃん。
あの不審者は打撲よりも切り傷の方がきっといいんですよ
血が見たいだけw
@@user-ononoimoko サイコパスwww
ワイ「今回はキュウリおらんな」
キュウリ「ここやで（パンの中）」
ワイ「( ^o^)＜ﾝﾝﾝﾝﾝﾝﾝﾝﾝﾝﾝﾝﾝﾝﾝwww」
ぐっちー[米民] huh
キュウリ笑うwww
このコメントより上に固定コメと外人ニキしかいないw
ん？後ろに何か気配が...
@@優愛自由な人 それ以上は考えては行けない。さぁ前を向いて明日のことを考えろ。
この人小学生の時将来の夢ってなんだったんだろう…
不審者ですね
たぶん
@@kceen_7531 日本語でおk
*”Mom he’s eating the knives again”*
火起こし機作ってるのかと思った私が浅はかだったね
同じく
@@user-5jkd9dkf モビール的な？
私も思いました
まさか遠心分離機とは…
2:24
th-cam.com/video/-YF0XR05RXk/w-d-xo.html
ショラ でもあれで火起こし出来ますよw
Someone: can you make a gold knife?
Him: collects air outside > put air in refrigerator > adds 71 protons to each oxygen atom > makes gold > gold knife
Underrated comment
what about electron and neutron.
@The Rare Mate
It's guaranteed he doesn't, judging by his intelligence.
@The Rare Mate seems like you got the reference
@огромная эрекция agreed.
“In Soviet Russia, bread cuts you”
8:55
Gold!
このチャンネルがのびたのは圧倒的技術力もあるけど清潔感もあると思う
(異論は認める)
異論はないから安心するが良い
なにがでるかな 無いです
(異論なんて)ないです
不審者だからのび太
kアルごりら でも不審者の割に静か
圧倒的に暇人だった。
1:55 イースト噴火
4:22 バラパンの作り方
5:33 禁断症状
7:44 遠心分離機
7:52 飛び立つ蝶
7:56 遠心分離機②
12:25 硬さ比べ
13:30 包丁研ぎ
14:06 ペロ、これは…！
14:53 完成
15:11 パンでパンを切る
15:27 予想外
皆さんもそうだと思うけど、もうフライパンの硬度は85って覚えちゃったよww
Me: watching this
TH-cam: so you have chosen BREAD ADS
Knife ads for me
パンは、パンでも食べられないパンは、なぁんだ？
A. 世界一硬いパンの包丁
genau!
Soyana!
Sorena!
お手製の遠心分離機作ってて笑うｗｗｗ
endgame (2019)
Thanos: I used the stones to destroy the stones
TH-cam (2019)
Kiwami: I used the bread to destroy the bread
Ben wait until he makes a cucumber knife...
Kiwami: I used the cucumber to destroy the cucumber
Kiwami: Reduced to slivers
Star vs the force of evil (2019)
Star Butterfly: i use magic to destroy magic =)))
I WAS THINKING THAT
1999:were gonna have flying cars!
2019:cuts bread with a bread knife
@@aminissalty That sounds normal by because there is such a knife called a "Bread Knife" it's just when you take it out of context young then start to understand.
Man, I know I’m here for the funny knives, but I’ve *got* to try out those bread shapes on my challah recipe.
自分で遠心分離機作るの不審者すぎwww
Дарова
On April fool's, he's gonna make a regular knife.
Worlds bluntest knife made from an actual knife
Can't wait
Andrew James that'd be hilarious
he will make an knife from april
“You gonna get a bullet in yo lung fo dat”
He should make a cucumber knife and instead of cutting a cucumber at the end he cuts a chocolate knife
"you've spent so long cutting the cucumber, now the cucumber, CUT YOU!"
use cucumber to cut the knife.cucumber's revenge
なんかきゅうりが逆襲するらしいよ
@FUCK YOU :D, stahhp doing racist jokes.
why did this comment make me laugh so hard?
I'm genuinely terrified of everything this man makes and the quality of them.
We’re reaching levels of Japan that shouldn’t even be possible
This is "Will it blend" levels of Japan. Now we have "Will it knife".
You are Soooo not even wrong
It takes great deal of discriprine to master Level: Asian.
only japan can reach these levels
不審者さんの何が凄いって圧倒的知識量だよね。
それに色んな道具を持ってる…なんでそんなの入手しようと思った！？！？みたいな道具まで持ってる…
故に不審者
圧倒的(に凄い知識を持っているが使うベクトルを誤ったゆえ)不審者(とまで言われるほどになった者)の極み
科学者だったりして
リアルドラえもん…
遠心分離機に関しては自分で作ってるしw
Constantly impressed by all your content, imagination, ingenuity, and humor. Thanks for making these videos brother
Gallinor he often showed himself already
とても面白い
G-Rated I think the real question...is whether helicopters have multiple genders
Gallinor ahahaha funny 2011 joke
I couldn’t say better. :)
I love how he doesn't even need say something messed up, you can just tell from the trembling hands
15:14 top ten biggest plot twists in history
Of course you made a centrifuge. Of course.
A fucking manually operated one too!
Alonzo what’s that
@@eddy-kf8ts The wooden thing he makes at the beginning that he uses to spin the capsules around in.
Right? This guy never ceases to amaze me
Undercover Diatom
Da Vinci ?
I think he is Archimedes !
包丁に全く興味ないのに最初から最後までキッチリ集中して見てしまう自分を発見してしまった
In the year 2040
Kiwami Japan: “Sharpest neutron star knife”
2400*
sharpet plutonium knife
stop giving him ideas!!!
A neutron star knife would be absolutely overpowered, other than the fact that it would weigh billions of tons, it would be super hard and resilient. Literally unbreakable
Safir dont be suprised if he actually does it with the state of the art technology, probs stronger than the diamond sword.
I want to see an entire video that shows off just how many cows he has and what their names are
遠心分離機を作ってたとは思わんかったで…
自分摩擦で火を起こすやつかと思ってました…w
SEI○○○がやってるやつかと思ったンゴ
NoCmtGaming 黙れ
@NoCmtGaming It is very unpleasant
Me: supposed to be studying
Also me: watching a guy make a knife out of bread
Same xD
Same here 😂
😂
ohmaygod same
Not just a guy. A master of making knives from unusual materials.
Lets not ignore the fact that gluten free flour is harder than carbon fiber...
Isn't it absolutely amazing how science works? You think one thing is true, but then is proven false by experimenting with it. That's why I love videos like this; it's all about playing around with the material for a knife, only to get different results each time!
@@bowlinbowlinbowlin I respect that, but I like watching it because it's weird even though I don't understand most of what he's doing
@@oliverhopkin8299 Me too. Even though the science behind it is pretty cool, the strange concept makes it all the more intriguing!
No just the gluten was harder, but gluten free flour is pretty hard!
This is pretty amazing, but you could probably snap the knife pretty easily still. Harder=/=stronger
The most amount of effort I've seen put into a pun.
最初のやつ遠心分離機作ってたのか
火付けのやつかと思ったわ
レジオネラ19 それな
それは思った
まぁ、原理は同じだしね()
英語でも同じようなコメントが多くて、新しい単語を1つ覚えた。
centrifuge 遠心分離機
…日常生活で使う機会なかなかないだろうなぁ。
バター作りたい時とか？
ちがうか
パンはパンでも食べられないパンとはこの事ですね
口切れる…
舌切れて死亡事件。
小学生「パンはパンでもたべられないパンはー？( ＾∀＾)」
「グルテンフリーのパン（・´∀・）」
小学生「(´・ω・`)？」
@@夢星空-q5p 小学生「( ˙꒳˙ )ﾁｮﾄﾅﾆｲｯﾃﾙｶﾜｶﾝﾅｲ」
@@もも-s7d3x ???「何がわかんねーんだよ」
火起こしだと思ったら遠心分離機かよ笑
Damn man, you never run out of knives to make. I hope you never run out of ideas and do this for a very long time until your knives get progressively more and more bizarre. It's been a journey watching you make all these knives. I love that even after you ran out of ideas for reasonable and sensible knives that you just kept on going and kept pushing the boundaries of what is traditionally considered a knife. Maybe one day you'll end up running out of ideas for physical knives and start making abstract knives or virtual 3d knives.
もはやコメ欄に日本人居なくて草
なめなめすいか (☞◑ω◑)☞
@@たつもん-k9y
遠心分離機を自分で作る人初めて見たかも笑笑
多才すぎて言葉がでないよ(ﾟAﾟ;)
今回のだけで遠心分離機(手動)、パン、包丁(パン製)の３つも作ってるし。
何処まで不審者を極める気だこの人は!?
A.何処までもさ
パンで包丁作るのも凄いけど、そもそも手作りパンのクオリティがめっちゃ高いし美味そう
圧倒的に極めた不審者だもの
本当この人なんでもできるよね
@@Prsk102_
不審者ってだけじゃ理由にならない気がするけど
「圧倒的」が付いてたら理解できる
きゅうり入ってるんだよなぁ…
自分で1から遠心分離ってw
毎回きゅうり犠牲になってて草
恐らく過去に何度もきゅうりに包丁を折られてきたことへの復讐かと…
わざわざ一から包丁を作ってまで…(･ω･｀*)
犠牲になったきゅうりは浅漬けにして私が全て食べます。
犠牲になったきゅうりは浅漬けにして私が全て食べます。
とうもろこし。 あれ、二回言ってるwwでも大事なことなのでおっけ
パン作ってるところで母に動画覗かれて
母「わぁー美味しそう何作ってるの？」
ワイ「パン」
ごめんね後からこの人包丁作るんだ……。
パン(包丁)
包丁型パン
切れ味紫
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@コメント顔文字で ハンマーやん
I don't see how you can get more creative with the cucumber
you sure about that?
Knife made of cucumber cutting a cucumber
I can , just eat it.
bibou Plays 😏
@@IceyKami gay
really just woke up and was like “lemme make a knife made of bread today” and just did it