WOLFENSTEIN II - Saying the Wrong Lines to Hitler

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  • @Gogetta80
    @Gogetta80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5870

    Imagine the last thing u do on Earth is tell someone you’re from Arizona

    • @MaloneZ
      @MaloneZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      venus*

    • @r3dmonkeyjunkieisonofalich300
      @r3dmonkeyjunkieisonofalich300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      MaloneZ Lol nice

    • @benjaminbong9214
      @benjaminbong9214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      if you didnt get it venus is where this scene happened

    • @henrikfitch4017
      @henrikfitch4017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That is perhaps the worst way to go

    • @thisisaname5589
      @thisisaname5589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@henrikfitch4017 Nah, Arizona is beautiful and Arizonans are great. It sounds as good a way to go as any.

  • @shell2791
    @shell2791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14096

    Rules for surviving WWII:
    1. Don't be born in Arizona
    2. Follow number 1 without question

    • @oliverflorentino6735
      @oliverflorentino6735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      SheLL shit I already broke the first rule

    • @nickmuscolino8724
      @nickmuscolino8724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Oliver Florentino same 👌

    • @gustavocring1914
      @gustavocring1914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@oliverflorentino6735 It's okay.
      Ready for WWIII yet?

    • @rylan8046
      @rylan8046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Already failed

    • @tobitaruiz5963
      @tobitaruiz5963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How about just not live at all lol

  • @rommelthebreton
    @rommelthebreton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12666

    How to pick up a girl
    Introduce self ❌
    "I will muffin your ripe peach" ✔

    • @recktrec5313
      @recktrec5313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Rommel The Terror Breton then you cake and butter

    • @theoutsiders3810
      @theoutsiders3810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You've said the wrong lines to Hitler

    • @erika002
      @erika002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like BadBoyHalo

    • @laylowxalex
      @laylowxalex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I can see how disgusted you are in this scene 4:02

    • @looney9105
      @looney9105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao you deserve this like

  • @borogrovemyasis465
    @borogrovemyasis465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7166

    I like how John Lennon smirks at you every time you say the fudged lines.

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@deadchanneldontwatch7347 you know nothing, apparently

    • @rieleyslocum870
      @rieleyslocum870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      pierre117 why do you have to be a dick about it? Mommy and daddy not give you enough attention as a baby?

    • @colonelkellando6975
      @colonelkellando6975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      This is the weirdest thread of replies I’ve ever seen

    • @colonelkellando6975
      @colonelkellando6975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Literally everyone who replied has been r/wooooshed

    • @penisbutthole1720
      @penisbutthole1720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      i, contrary to what many girls believe of me, do i fact have a large penis.

  • @muhtesemsiyanur
    @muhtesemsiyanur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2978

    "I'm from Arizona"
    -Famous last words, 1961

    • @LuvHydrooo
      @LuvHydrooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol

    • @ivefa2872
      @ivefa2872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Muhteşem Siyanür"
      -Famous last words, 2019

    • @alexthewhale6915
      @alexthewhale6915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was ronald reagan too

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why does he hate arizona?

    • @aventuratamovil5233
      @aventuratamovil5233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Filip Nikolic wondering the same

  • @dreamrender9138
    @dreamrender9138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2547

    "I will muffin your ripe peach"
    A pick-up line no girl can resist

  • @Glorfendal
    @Glorfendal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9216

    Had more chance of surviving if he said he was a jew

    • @ilijamatejic8113
      @ilijamatejic8113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      101%

    • @doms1003
      @doms1003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sr.6001
      @sr.6001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      mr mow Lol

    • @mrmow7014
      @mrmow7014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      InjuredShrek666Productions
      Boi me no English cus I’m a thicc brainless Latino American teenage gurl so I’m gonna use emojiiii XDDRDHFJDNJRJC FJF
      💁🏽‍♀️🔥🚬🌲🌳🍃💨
      &
      💁🏽‍♀️🔥🥄💎
      & lil
      💁🏽‍♀️💊
      & sum
      💁🏽‍♀️💉🛁

    • @sr.6001
      @sr.6001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      The number of emoji you used represents your IQ.

  • @artur-kc6gv
    @artur-kc6gv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1632

    As a german I enjoy this scene everytime I see it because the voice acting is soooo good

    • @LocalYoutubeGuide
      @LocalYoutubeGuide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Arhub i want my grandmothers bicycle back
      Greetings from Holland

    • @phantom0464
      @phantom0464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Reminds me of downfall, I fucking love that movie

    • @Saltboi1823
      @Saltboi1823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jemand holt mir meine Schrotflinte

    • @franzferdinand1393
      @franzferdinand1393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      E M dangerously based

    • @dereksegra7738
      @dereksegra7738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cant say the same everytime a mexican shows up
      By the way I'm talking about the accents like they talk Spanish and English at the same time and I never met anyone that talks like that and I'm Mexican.

  • @axemuth1757
    @axemuth1757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1266

    helene: how many innocent german lifes you have killed
    hitler: shoots random stranger

    • @scotty-sf3qc
      @scotty-sf3qc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Intervault He was no random stranger, he was from Arizona.

    • @jeb5066
      @jeb5066 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wie viele Semmelbrösel haben Sie in Ihrem Leben gegessen?

    • @emirberkebektas585
      @emirberkebektas585 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aradigim şey yabancibir videoda ottoman empire adli biri

    • @ihatebees8775
      @ihatebees8775 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was Ronald Reagan

    • @Bussblower892
      @Bussblower892 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      1.1k like

  • @masterchief8726
    @masterchief8726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3727

    I love how the lady crossed the Arizona dude's name off the list after he was killed.
    She was like "yup."

    • @jacoblangford7248
      @jacoblangford7248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Actually the Actor he killed was Ronald Reagan, he used to be an actor, and you can see it on the chair as well

    • @Deadlyaztec27
      @Deadlyaztec27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jacob Langford
      LMAO

    • @MaoistRebelNews2
      @MaoistRebelNews2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *DELETE*

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Probably used to it. Or she was acting like she was used to it or thought he deserved it for addressing him incorrectly. Or a combination of the 3.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gamer88: Or just acted out of self preservation.

  • @onyx_vii7808
    @onyx_vii7808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2772

    Moral of the story: Don't live in Arizona, don't talk about Arizona, don't even drink an Arizona.

    • @kamy3300
      @kamy3300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      but Arizona ice tea is life :(

    • @micahsackey8680
      @micahsackey8680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I was with you until the drink part

    • @kamy3300
      @kamy3300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Darth Vader same

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aurelius of Phoenix vs Adolf Hitler. Who would win?

    • @trashytrash4220
      @trashytrash4220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree

  • @michaelstahl5210
    @michaelstahl5210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    Idk why but I laughed so hard when he said “Arizona” and hitler just blew his brains out!

    • @michaelstahl5210
      @michaelstahl5210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Was it supposed to be funny or am I just a fucking psycho!😅🤣😂

    • @bf4k
      @bf4k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@michaelstahl5210 both

    • @Limacy
      @Limacy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A lot of people reacted that way. There's even compilations of being reacting to this scene on TH-cam.

    • @nevibuster88
      @nevibuster88 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Limacy link

  • @Syrenkai
    @Syrenkai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2041

    I just love the sort of intrinsic hesitation when he is saying the lines out loud. And even he knows, "I just can't stop thinking about food, I'm gonna die."

    • @DoomFinger511
      @DoomFinger511  6 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      The awkward pauses when he knows he's saying the wrong line was my favorite parts too!

    • @johnheimdal3623
      @johnheimdal3623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      DoomFinger511 it scares me when he does it, I can feel his fear

    • @mikeferster7966
      @mikeferster7966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hitler was on more drugs, harder ones at that, than Michael Jackson ever touched. everything to coke, speed/super Adderall, and other random psychedelics. so him being looking like sht and literally being crazy wasn't that far fetched lol

    • @joshi3518
      @joshi3518 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Mike Ferster What source do you have to prove that.

    • @ayylmaogames2063
      @ayylmaogames2063 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Josh W I think in the first game they mentioned that this hitler was on crazy drugs

  • @UncVEVO
    @UncVEVO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4155

    #DontLiveInArizona

    • @Native_Beats_
      @Native_Beats_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      CaptainCruch LobsterCock RIP TheOddOnesOut and JaidenAnimations

    • @Rxbster
      @Rxbster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RIP me

    • @garrettobrien5839
      @garrettobrien5839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shit

    • @gabryelletyra4394
      @gabryelletyra4394 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I live in arizona lol

    • @smurfpoppin4470
      @smurfpoppin4470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CaptainCruch LobsterCock RIP tesla

  • @PracticalNeuron
    @PracticalNeuron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    2:45
    “This, is a bucket.”
    “Dear god...”
    “There’s more.”
    “nOOOOOOOO...”

    • @jace_519
      @jace_519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Weakism in the bucket there is the piss of every man here

    • @tewam67
      @tewam67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jarate.

    • @benderbendingrodriguez6280
      @benderbendingrodriguez6280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Did anyone besides scout put a card into the bucket

    • @CookyMonzta
      @CookyMonzta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes; given what I see, he also took a shit in that bucket, completely off-camera, of course. You can see him trying to adjust the waistline of his pants.

    • @h4nton
      @h4nton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Seduce me!

  • @kainchigos5930
    @kainchigos5930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1928

    "We lost our greatest soldier."
    What!? How!? Was he found out!?
    "No he just... Said the wrong lines..."

    • @abdelkaderbennaoum3882
      @abdelkaderbennaoum3882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love this

    • @milboxr9772
      @milboxr9772 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Max Is Typing well I mean that technically makes him found out

    • @blakbear6528
      @blakbear6528 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Feels is that a big smoke reference? If so LMAO

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SAY THE REICH LINE CJ

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even Max Hass could get those lines right.

  • @zeriolinx5755
    @zeriolinx5755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3109

    BJ. A man capable of slaughtering hundreds of nazis and withstand a tremendous amount of gunshots to his body.
    Gets one shot by Hitler with a pistol....

    • @GT101Nofear
      @GT101Nofear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +589

      Zeriolinx It's not just any pistol. It's Hitler's pistol!

    • @FelixFlvnders
      @FelixFlvnders 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Say please daddy jeff kaplan

    • @Pagewaster
      @Pagewaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Why do you think his kill count is so damn high?

    • @dabossman5650
      @dabossman5650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Zeriolinx u die from like 2 shots in this game

    • @BramsCommando
      @BramsCommando 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He even got decapitaded lol

  • @Dennis-nc3vw
    @Dennis-nc3vw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    I love how BJ's sounds more hesitant when he is reading the wrong lines.

    • @LarabeDeRegion
      @LarabeDeRegion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yoooooo, how you doing brother

    • @LarabeDeRegion
      @LarabeDeRegion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dennis I thought for one second that it was my comment

  • @labpap8877
    @labpap8877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2668

    WTF was that Hitler peeing scene XD

    • @REAL2222ful
      @REAL2222ful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Λάμπης Παπαϊωάννου A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...

    • @ohno2480
      @ohno2480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +418

      Looked like he was passing a kidney stone lol

    • @jimmybones231
      @jimmybones231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ohno2480 Lmfao 😭😭😭

    • @lightsaberlordp373
      @lightsaberlordp373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@jimmybones231 because the reason why is because he is a.............
      POOR OLD MAN!!!!!!
      *laughs.*

    • @teemun3979
      @teemun3979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Hitler was addicted to drugs if you didn't know, so it is entirely believable that he would do something like that

  • @mgentry8381
    @mgentry8381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4160

    No-no I'm from arizona😃
    *BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM*

    • @mgtow5519
      @mgtow5519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      *Click Click*
      *COUGH COUGH COUGH*

    • @IsaacClarke08
      @IsaacClarke08 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      The emoji actually made this really funny

    • @Willzadl
      @Willzadl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I’m from aRiZOnAaaaaaA

    • @kelpobox7164
      @kelpobox7164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I don't get what's wrong with that answer ( i am serious)

    • @Campo19
      @Campo19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yeah why did he kill him if he already knew he was American

  • @mrsnoopdawg7356
    @mrsnoopdawg7356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    Gameplay: gets shot by hundreds of rifles, headshot by a sniper and walk like nothing
    This scene: one shot of a sidearm and off

    • @ZoofyZoof
      @ZoofyZoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      If I remember correctly, headshots pretty much kill you if you're not wearing any armor at all.
      And here, well, BJ never visually wears armor, it's just... a game mechanic... But he has nothing on him at all, so a headshot would obviously kill him.

    • @BillGates-bg1wz
      @BillGates-bg1wz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ZoofyZoof no shit

    • @ZoofyZoof
      @ZoofyZoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@BillGates-bg1wz there clearly is shit if people can't get it on their own.

    • @yusuf_kizilkaya
      @yusuf_kizilkaya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He got shot by Hitler's super duper uber pistol, he's was the final boss in the original after all

    • @TaskMasterNL
      @TaskMasterNL 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yusuf_kizilkaya
      Broken p08 pistol

  • @ignorancedguilt
    @ignorancedguilt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    At 4:23 it sounds like he says THICC

    • @keyboardcorrector2340
      @keyboardcorrector2340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂

    • @SaturdayIsMyBae
      @SaturdayIsMyBae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg it doea

    • @jSyndeoMusic
      @jSyndeoMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gandalf The Grey At first I thought you were making a joke, because “thick” could mean dumb, like we’d be dumb and gullible to believe that was true. But I looked it up. Amazing

    • @gustavocring1914
      @gustavocring1914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Beautiful

    • @Nicocat2Vids
      @Nicocat2Vids 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Dick" as a noun also translates to girth 😂

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    to be fair that rejection went better then most Hollywood auditions

  • @Daehawk
    @Daehawk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    And she was really wanting him to muffin her peach too.

  • @bestintheworld0624
    @bestintheworld0624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    The girl is overacting and William is deadpan, it's like a middle school play.

    • @visitkotor9663
      @visitkotor9663 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The New Star Wars movie has some awesome effects do.

    • @CelestialDraconis
      @CelestialDraconis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually laughed out loud, thanks

    • @justfantastic2877
      @justfantastic2877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hitler's bathrobe gives him +10 attack

  • @omerefetoklu1725
    @omerefetoklu1725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1699

    Wolfenstein Logic
    Has a super soldier body and can survive a laser that could melt him. But dies in only one shot by hitlers pistol

    • @glockinmyrari445
      @glockinmyrari445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      He was shot in the head, his head was still a human one xD

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Ömer Efe Toklu well, it’s hitlers pistol after all

    • @itsnotme8216
      @itsnotme8216 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Too op, plz nerf

    • @bandit3030
      @bandit3030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      wolfenstein logic
      base entire game off ww2 propaganda and no one gives a shit

    • @Scroteydada
      @Scroteydada 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Magic pistol

  • @HeartBDoctor
    @HeartBDoctor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    With all of Adolf's disgusting elderly habits, I feel like I'm watching more of a Monty Python skit. And those clowns always mocked fascism so well!

    • @TheMonkeygoneape
      @TheMonkeygoneape 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ironically enough, by this point in his life (had he lived that long) he would have more or less been this drug addled mess

    • @Halpin2006
      @Halpin2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @GETTHEHELLOUTTAMYLAWN you are a parents' wet dream, okay?

    • @Rocklobstah-kv2wf
      @Rocklobstah-kv2wf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @IM BALD *Starts coughing and puking and pissing blood into a bucket violently*

  • @Watkinson405
    @Watkinson405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2163

    Jesus it's like a south park game with a bigger budget

    • @Watkinson405
      @Watkinson405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      .....video games? I don't get what you're trying to say lil dude

    • @ryangranato5010
      @ryangranato5010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I'm referring to you're condescending tone. You said "Do you 'even'-", like EVERYONE knows, like its common sense. And then continue to tell him "If you knew... you shouldnt be phased", like you know better than him in the sense that you're not phased so he shouldnt be

    • @Doubledunk
      @Doubledunk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Fractured but whole was one of the worst most boring and unfunny games I've had the privilege of playing, and i love south park

    • @ryangranato5010
      @ryangranato5010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL Triggered much?

    • @justiceforjoggers2897
      @justiceforjoggers2897 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This was a nice ass blaster

  • @therealisticgamer5834
    @therealisticgamer5834 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2271

    That is hilarious and dirty when you pick the wrong answers (I will muffin your ripe peach too).

    • @staudinga
      @staudinga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I will cake and butter you!

    • @therealisticgamer5834
      @therealisticgamer5834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Staudinka
      That is hilarious as well when he said it but I don't get it or know what that means.

    • @FlashProAnimations
      @FlashProAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you never tried splitting and buttering a muffin? Then warm it up in the microwave

    • @FlashProAnimations
      @FlashProAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No man I'm serious D:
      Get chocolate chip muffins and try it.

  • @Screamingurchin
    @Screamingurchin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I have a friend who has a Jewish family and is from Arizona
    THEY KNOW

    • @--------352
      @--------352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is he also a communist

  • @micronoice2387
    @micronoice2387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    *I M F R O M A R I Z O N A*

  • @MaitreKorda
    @MaitreKorda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2843

    It would've been funnier if he said "California".

    • @lad5561
      @lad5561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Ikr, and make the guy look like Jake Paul

    • @PartTimeGamer380
      @PartTimeGamer380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      M Korda or Iowa

    • @wuzivic6113
      @wuzivic6113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It be funnier if he said “Texas” 🤣

    • @reeloykenjins2835
      @reeloykenjins2835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Or Mexico

    • @furstenfeldbruck
      @furstenfeldbruck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      New York

  • @spicylemon7475
    @spicylemon7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    How men ask out a girl: "you busy tonight? Maybe we could go out for dinner"
    How gamers ask out a girl: "I will muffin your ripe peach."

  • @Wohlvs
    @Wohlvs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Good thing he didn't live to conquer Arizona lol

    • @ArukuSynthesis
      @ArukuSynthesis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quoting from the video of SuddenlyOranges - Halo 4 with friends... "Fuck Arizona"

  • @michaelangley4847
    @michaelangley4847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    The voice actor on the last line was also unsure that he should say that.

  • @silverhawkflash
    @silverhawkflash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Hitler kills Ronald Reagan on Venus during an audition." sounds like a word salad sentence.

  • @geese5170
    @geese5170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3090

    Questions start at 4:40

  • @pedropimenta896
    @pedropimenta896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Cutscene bullests are the deadliest of all

  • @97neb
    @97neb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Change “izona” for “gentina” and you will be hitler’s best friend

  • @chickendrawsdogs3343
    @chickendrawsdogs3343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2027

    Quentin Tarantino is proud.

    • @bluesagan3381
      @bluesagan3381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Dauda András "You're all primitive for taking in an obviously satirical source of entertainment not meant to represent history realistically." You fucking kidding me, guy?

    • @bluesagan3381
      @bluesagan3381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      WoomyB Oh no I can feel the superior intelligence

    • @dtr1129able
      @dtr1129able 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gorlami

    • @Kinkyhobox
      @Kinkyhobox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Until you saw?..

    • @surgeland9084
      @surgeland9084 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think anyone is out to please that talentless narcissist with a temper.

  • @warhammernerd52Daxx-Lorenzo898
    @warhammernerd52Daxx-Lorenzo898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    Are "And you're a fuzzy worm", "I will cake and butter you", and "I will muffin your ripe peach too" memes, yet? They *SHOULD* be

    • @DoomFinger511
      @DoomFinger511  6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Feel free to make 'em, I'll sign off on it!

    • @ghostbeats3214
      @ghostbeats3214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I will muffin your ripe peach 😉

    • @professionalcommentstealer5271
      @professionalcommentstealer5271 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      daniel koublitski your my fuzzy worm, your the cake to my butter

    • @the.alchemist9438
      @the.alchemist9438 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      warhammernerd52 I'm you're 200th like

    • @world4truth
      @world4truth 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was going to say "ill muffin your ripe peach" but you beat me to it! There's the Meme lol

  • @vian7599
    @vian7599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    0:18
    When your the popular kid but you came to school sick

  • @theperfectcell125
    @theperfectcell125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1366

    *I will muffin your ripe peach.*

  • @gabeneug
    @gabeneug 6 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    I will muffin your right peach too 😂

    • @GRaToMiC
      @GRaToMiC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ripe* mongol. you obviously don't even get it.

    • @ewwshave477
      @ewwshave477 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha that line was funny af 🤣🤣🤣

  • @princereyes2094
    @princereyes2094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    2:06
    R.I.P. TheOdd1sOut.

    • @lichtstein5642
      @lichtstein5642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Xd.

    • @johndyoderministries
      @johndyoderministries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmfao I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought about that

    • @MondySpartan
      @MondySpartan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucky Jaiden Animations fleed away from there.

  • @_TheSplicer_
    @_TheSplicer_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1288

    I'm from Arizona. ⚰

    • @lysbringer868
      @lysbringer868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Andrew Rossi I am from Berlin.

    • @ernestov1777
      @ernestov1777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Andrew Rossi *Gets shot 100 times*

    • @_TheSplicer_
      @_TheSplicer_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      NightSoldier 81 Actually NIEN times. Lol see what I did there.

    • @EnchantedSmellyWolf
      @EnchantedSmellyWolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🔫💥

    • @dpm9a189
      @dpm9a189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew Rossi
      hate to be that person but... Nein*

  • @PancakemonsterFO4
    @PancakemonsterFO4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Wow, they hired a voice actor who can really speak German. Respect

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Actually, no he can't. My German is better and it's my third language. He made two syntax errors and his Austrian accent is missing.
      He doesn't even sound south-german.

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Blah b still better than them most of the German you are used to hear in American movies. It’s not their fault that they picked the wrong dialect

    • @Kurlum
      @Kurlum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Blah b His German is absolutely fine and if German is your third language you should know better.

    • @DoomFinger511
      @DoomFinger511  6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Some people who speak German said it's not so great. However if you watch videos of the German version of this game they censored it A LOT. No swastikas, they never say "mein fuhrer" or "jew". Basically all the shock value is removed. But it's totally cool to shot your dog in the head...

    • @maxmalten7749
      @maxmalten7749 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DoomFinger511 lets say its just usual German and its pretty fucking good for an American production

  • @nightmonkey9748
    @nightmonkey9748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “And you’re a... nice woman”
    “I will save and marry you.”
    “I will save your merry people too”

  • @Hailstormful
    @Hailstormful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "I'll muffin your ripe peach..."
    Is that a 50'ies slang term for "smashing"?

  • @soski7200
    @soski7200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    When you shitpost in Aldof’s neighborhood

  • @ColtonBCasey
    @ColtonBCasey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    2:09 the quiet kid in the back of the class when someone takes his DS

    • @jirbykid368
      @jirbykid368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2ds or 3ds?

    • @bf4k
      @bf4k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jirbykid368 *B O T H*

    • @jirbykid368
      @jirbykid368 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bf4k ok thank you for telling me

    • @bf4k
      @bf4k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jirbykid368 nonprijffy np man

    • @bf4k
      @bf4k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did I have a stroke lol?

  • @aquoslover200
    @aquoslover200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "I will muffin your ripe peach" Wonderful A+

  • @MRNWP420
    @MRNWP420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    *What's wrong with Arizona?*

  • @qdudehome9889
    @qdudehome9889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    4:51
    What it feels like when an edge Lord suddenly goes Add friendly

  • @UnPhayzable
    @UnPhayzable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1383

    Should've tattooed it on your hand bucko

    • @Blikk1
      @Blikk1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Desperate for likes...

    • @superbroadcaster
      @superbroadcaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not before he's cleaned his room

    • @vx-xd5gb
      @vx-xd5gb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blikii eh who cares I'm like that sometimes maybe you are too

    • @vx-xd5gb
      @vx-xd5gb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blikii anyway it ain't a big deal

    • @NTB_Santoe
      @NTB_Santoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is probably a reference to the movie Memento that went over most of your heads lol

  • @booker4984
    @booker4984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    “I’m from Arizona”
    *Famous last words*

  • @doomguypsx4471
    @doomguypsx4471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    People can give Wolfenstein 2 as much shit as they want, but this scene is pretty good

    • @maxv8
      @maxv8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Meh wolfenstein is really just political propaganda based on what the 21st century believes as history and what "would of been" based on that belief. Okay graphics and gunplay though. The unrealistic theme and portrayal of the third reich in general killed it for me though just like BF1 having black germans or call of duty not showing a swastika. Trying to paint the Nazi's as haggard and disorderly is equally inaccurate they were one of the most strict, mannered, and sanitary organizations in history not the type to be vomiting and pissing in buckets in a bath robe.

    • @troletrain
      @troletrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@maxv8 found the nazi.

    • @talosworshipper2693
      @talosworshipper2693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That nazis were really stupid. What kinda dumbass films themselves committing war crimes.

    • @GenPayne
      @GenPayne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maxv8 wow dude I should applaud you for being so honest about how much of a Nazi you truly are

  • @vladtepes140
    @vladtepes140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    You have no idea who the man is ! says Hitler
    You can't recognise Terror Billy himself , when he has a stache ?

    • @digitalutopia1
      @digitalutopia1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      To be fair, they weren't expecting him - since they had just executed him.

    • @vladtepes140
      @vladtepes140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Digital_Utopia Magical

    • @digitalutopia1
      @digitalutopia1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      On a side note - how weird would that be to see a picture of your dissected body?

    • @vladtepes140
      @vladtepes140 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Digital_Utopia depends ! For Terror Billy would be normal . He escaped death 2 times

    • @Axialmat
      @Axialmat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vlad Tepes lol i totally get your point, but i dont think two times is enough for normal😂

  • @smaakjeks
    @smaakjeks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    *At MachineGames:* So, team! We are depicting Hitler. How should we have him portrayed?
    *Head of team:* I think we're all comfortable with having him piss and vomit all over himself, and be an unhinged, paranoid basket case.
    *Everyone:* Yah, that seems about right.
    Thank you, MachineGames :D

    • @stubbypepperroni2357
      @stubbypepperroni2357 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Smaakjeks K in real life he was diagnosed with Parkinson's and syphilis so this is pretty accurate

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      +Stubby
      I'd feel bad for the guy if he were not a monster.

    • @Thobeian
      @Thobeian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Smaakjeks K You're better than half of the idiots in this comment section

    • @alexanerose4820
      @alexanerose4820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm sure he would've fared better than what they portray here but it would still be bad. The Arizona shooting was spot on regardless of sanity

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Plus just the ravages of old age and dementia. Plus you know he's too damned proud to go in for a pysch evaluation. Paranoid, power hungry, brain damaged ( he did have syphillis) dementia and who knows what else. I'd say accurate.

  • @probably9085
    @probably9085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    I kinda felt sad for him, when he said "I'm so cold, mother"

    • @bookle5829
      @bookle5829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Reply if you changed your mind about that.

    • @ReclaimTheMainland
      @ReclaimTheMainland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@bookle5829 Study history first before saying that.

    • @elic1356
      @elic1356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      That moment you realize he was responsible for the slaughter of millions, both in reality and possibly even more in game.

    • @robertscott4768
      @robertscott4768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      His age is giving him delusions.

    • @thoughtgains6959
      @thoughtgains6959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Eli C If god wanted them to die, it is his plan. We just have to believe and have faith

  • @crisisboy5822
    @crisisboy5822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Imagine this timeline's /pol/

    • @ashrobin55
      @ashrobin55 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I would love if that universe's pol was somehow even more anti-semetic

    • @shadowslayer205
      @shadowslayer205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It would be the #1 online news site.

    • @anon-bo4hg
      @anon-bo4hg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ((Aryans))

    • @thepope2412
      @thepope2412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      it would be closer to /leftypol/ than actual /pol/

    • @lowqualityshitposts8860
      @lowqualityshitposts8860 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      /Pol/ would be a liberal forum about tolerance and Black Supremacy

  • @Jab_Shadow
    @Jab_Shadow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    I'm from A R I Z O N A.

    • @HellhoundIX
      @HellhoundIX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *Shoots you nine times*

    • @jawsdragon
      @jawsdragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ragyo Kiryuin the Glorious God-Tier Waifu lol did you rewatched it just to count the shots, and came back to comment this?

    • @HellhoundIX
      @HellhoundIX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jaws Dragon
      I have the scene memorized.

    • @michaelwiggler511
      @michaelwiggler511 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck you

    • @whuspr
      @whuspr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      nein times*

  • @nopushbutton
    @nopushbutton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    They seriously need to make a Wolfenstein adventure game thats just interacting with Hitler. Maybe you play as the director lady or something, but I love how you never know whether he's about to say something reasonable or just kill someone

  • @smeminem1258
    @smeminem1258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I find it kinda funny that the video game hitler has a pistol and multiple magazines whilst testing actors

    • @DoomFinger511
      @DoomFinger511  6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Absolute power corrupts absolutely

    • @piercesable344
      @piercesable344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Wolves in sheep's clothing." He's simply covering his own ass from potential assassins. So presuming everyone around him is a potential threat.

    • @ackebrocke9987
      @ackebrocke9987 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s using a lüger.

    • @drjimmytheswagmyster9714
      @drjimmytheswagmyster9714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Acke Brocke A Lüger is still a pistol...

    • @ackebrocke9987
      @ackebrocke9987 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dr jimmy the swagmyster ik

  • @YTDeepshock
    @YTDeepshock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "How am I supposed to remember this shit?"

  • @kavito96
    @kavito96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    How everyone should react when they hear "I'm from Arizona"

  • @quakeiii86
    @quakeiii86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I always hate in games where you have realistic looking animations, great lighting, good acting, movie-like camera angles... and then cartoony blood effects. Why do game blood effects look so silly when the rest of the game looks so serious?

    • @DoomFinger511
      @DoomFinger511  6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It's possible some of the cartoony blood effects could of been due to my graphics card. I couldn't run it at max setting.

    • @vaprslth9859
      @vaprslth9859 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

    • @casinbound5894
      @casinbound5894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bethesda blood has always looked terrible. It's why blood retextures are some of the earliest mods to come out for their games.

    • @kennybolo7564
      @kennybolo7564 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      They should use real blood

    • @MrNothinguploaded
      @MrNothinguploaded 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no sense spending so much money on blood textures when overly realistic blood could get you banned in certain countries / age restricted / negative publicity.
      more development cost here could translate into lower possible profit.

  • @hardlineamerican8495
    @hardlineamerican8495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Boy, Mein Furher got some nice shoes if I say so myself and I do, I do.

  • @mattmurdock5424
    @mattmurdock5424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how everyone just goes along with it. He clearly does stuff like this alot

  • @dry90125
    @dry90125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Games are art." I have always agreed with that, but now... I've been tested.

    • @valletas
      @valletas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why?
      This is still art

    • @ZoofyZoof
      @ZoofyZoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't understand how this changed your mind.

  • @trashwang7064
    @trashwang7064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:15 uhh i think he’s already dead

  • @youngkappakhan
    @youngkappakhan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The "i'm from Arizona" part gets me every time

  • @helmetguy6495
    @helmetguy6495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "I can spot a jew from miles away." Doesn't notice Will behind him

    • @joshuawillis602
      @joshuawillis602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bolt the hedgy will isn’t a Jew. But I see your point.

    • @helmetguy6495
      @helmetguy6495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joshua Willis, his mom is a jew. So William is a half Jew

    • @joshuawillis602
      @joshuawillis602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bolt the hedgy Judaism is a religion not a race

    • @sirmonkeys422
      @sirmonkeys422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joshua Willis jews are both

    • @joshuawillis602
      @joshuawillis602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sir Monkeys not they are not. You might as well say that Christianity is a race

  • @rossm.80
    @rossm.80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:06 No, I’m from Arizona.
    _Point Blank: BANG BANG_

  • @The_Backman
    @The_Backman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    My history teacher's gonna love this one

  • @ericbishop7606
    @ericbishop7606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    *im from Arizona*

  • @anthonymartinez8215
    @anthonymartinez8215 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    When he says makeup is majical he looked like he saw god himself

    • @theronealmadin1077
      @theronealmadin1077 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pugz4life 99 I think the game has an article or lore about this, The Germans actually experimented on "magic" or what Hitler perceives as magic, but failed miserable, the face is when he actually remembers it.

    • @zacharie5574
      @zacharie5574 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AKA hitler's equivalent of a vietnam flashback

    • @jontraz5993
      @jontraz5993 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Magisch.

  • @megoodatgame8535
    @megoodatgame8535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    No I’m from , Ariz-
    Hitler: so anyway I started blasting

  • @szamanisticrealistic2659
    @szamanisticrealistic2659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    People behind this game should really do a full movie on Joseph Blazkowicz and the resistance.

  • @_G4.R4_
    @_G4.R4_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Inglorious bastards 2

    • @StarChildInABubble
      @StarChildInABubble 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shitty movies don't need a sequel.

    • @_G4.R4_
      @_G4.R4_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rephrase-then-Erase so is that why it has a 100 million dolors made at the box office and a 88% of rotten tomatoes? Because it's a shitty movie according to you? The things I said don't really make somthing a 'good' movie, but shit like sharknado exist.

    • @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630
      @draconicusmathiusanytherio7630 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kulgara lol don’t waste your time with nazi lovers

    • @_G4.R4_
      @_G4.R4_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stirn Lichen yeah, you're right...

    • @DoomFinger511
      @DoomFinger511  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish :)

  • @zalmon1290
    @zalmon1290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    2:09
    My racist uncle when my gay friend walks in

    • @nickmuscolino8724
      @nickmuscolino8724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Jaysalmon33 ÄpRł racist and gay having nothing to do with each other but ok.

    • @revanamell1791
      @revanamell1791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Venn Diagram of racist and homophobe is a circle. Chill out, nerds.

    • @GunsNGames1
      @GunsNGames1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Friend"

    • @artyom8905
      @artyom8905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NiclasLoof it's because if someone is racist they'll also 100% be homophobic, and all sort of shits like that, so go cry somewhere else

    • @jakedavis2954
      @jakedavis2954 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Artyom890 oh yeah stupidity likes company

  • @hallicosi4008
    @hallicosi4008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    this Moment...when you realize as a german that this Video is in english... xD

    • @DoomFinger511
      @DoomFinger511  6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      lol, the German version of the game has a lot of the dialogue censored. I heard from native german speakers that the German dialogue in this English version don't sound legit.

  • @ParagonR227
    @ParagonR227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:04 appropriate response when seeing someone from arizona

  • @2001man7
    @2001man7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is exactly what I was trying to looking for thanks for the upload

  • @SleepingSoulK
    @SleepingSoulK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Has 100 armor still gets on shot

    • @AlphaEnt2
      @AlphaEnt2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DeadshotJay maybe he played it on death incarnate XD

  • @boistalone4496
    @boistalone4496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I... I.... Was drunk... Yeah drunk

    • @DoomFinger511
      @DoomFinger511  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahh, that explains the piss in the ice bucket...

  • @chickendoinks74
    @chickendoinks74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly some of the best voice acting i’ve ever heard. Well done Norbert

  • @AlastorTheNPDemon
    @AlastorTheNPDemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "...reveal insight into a treacherous mental apparatus."
    Gonna have to remember that one.

  • @piggy8735
    @piggy8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Whoever voice acted hitter is amazing and also needs cough drops

  • @RyoooPT
    @RyoooPT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been waiting for this!!!

  • @WorldinRooView
    @WorldinRooView 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    2:05 - Not a Cardinals fan, it seems.

  • @m3kr0n0smovies8
    @m3kr0n0smovies8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    *I'm from Arizona.*

  • @ToonLinkTink
    @ToonLinkTink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    2:09 when your friend says they don’t like Bee Movie

  • @barackobruhma7182
    @barackobruhma7182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Me to my wife when she says big chungus isn’t funny: 2:09

  • @spah4424
    @spah4424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2:18 she just witnessed a murder and she just writes on her paper xD

  • @Stinckyfatmama
    @Stinckyfatmama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I'm from Arizona" famous last words

  • @red_milk197
    @red_milk197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    it's terrifyingly accurate how well he acts like an actual old man.

  • @paji2030
    @paji2030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wait I’m still confused, why did he shoot my fellow Arizonian because he’s from Arizona?

    • @spitfire1683
      @spitfire1683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *continues to fire 9 rounds into skull*

    • @SelfProclaimedEmperor
      @SelfProclaimedEmperor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hitler despises Americans, saying they are all "niggers and Jews". As per his own words.

  • @SteppingWolf
    @SteppingWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The delivery of BJ Blazkowicz is hilarious. The awkward pauses just before pronouncing a syllable, the desperate "shit" at 5:25 etc