How Much Sawdust Can You Put In A Rice Crispy?

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  • @MarkRober
    @MarkRober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78496

    “Mars Rover and Mr. Yeast” is going to be the title of our upcoming buddy cop movie.

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +572

      cool

    • @eh1003
      @eh1003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      I dont get it

    • @conesmad
      @conesmad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      I do not care map Roads

    • @jackson3014
      @jackson3014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      YESSSS

    • @qui-gonjinn471
      @qui-gonjinn471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I’d watch it

  • @beanienclogs
    @beanienclogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6662

    “Because it’s not dangerous to eat, it’s safe to eat.” *This is going to be my high school quote.*

    • @raiyannaushad
      @raiyannaushad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      "its not edible, its eatable"

    • @maximilienrobespierre7927
      @maximilienrobespierre7927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      If you kill him, he will die.

    • @yveltalsea
      @yveltalsea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      you have to get to high school first :-)

    • @PrincessSixThirteen
      @PrincessSixThirteen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good Mythical Morning has entered the chat.

    • @Efreeti
      @Efreeti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Then you can join the School Department of Redundancy Department at your School.

  • @thribsilva
    @thribsilva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18034

    "It's not edible, it's eatable"
    That's how I describe my cooking

    • @adamizham3319
      @adamizham3319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Eeyan

    • @andrive
      @andrive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Cooking 101

    • @CaveDDECanem
      @CaveDDECanem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@adamizham3319 Ian*

    • @adamizham3319
      @adamizham3319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MINDSET OF AN ALASKAN no. Eeyan of smosh

    • @CaveDDECanem
      @CaveDDECanem 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adamizham3319 my b

  • @mortalpokemon60
    @mortalpokemon60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13415

    "How much sawdust can you put in a rice crispy"
    19th century english breadmakers: ". . . "

    • @αιγαμισου
      @αιγαμισου 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

      "19th century English bread makers: Yes "

    • @AlexRaze
      @AlexRaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      i was looking for this comment! 😂

    • @tonyhussey3610
      @tonyhussey3610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      AlexRaze I’m English and so offended..our fine bread makers of the past wouldn’t stoop so low...😜

    • @moiznahmad
      @moiznahmad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      19th century English breadmakers: "Hold my bread. I won't be needing this anymore."

    • @yeetman6955
      @yeetman6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      @@tonyhussey3610 they did stoop that low

  • @dalekkirbygaming4876
    @dalekkirbygaming4876 ปีที่แล้ว +1159

    My uncle used to make maple sawdust candies using maple syrup vanilla and pine tree sawdust. Usually right after Christmas, he'd cut up the tree, and save the sawdust to make the candy, it was actually like a 50/50 of sawdust to maple syrup, and they were good.

    • @pixelzebra8440
      @pixelzebra8440 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Lol why do I immediately wanna try that

    • @elanrg
      @elanrg ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Recipe?

    • @hamburgerhamburgerv2
      @hamburgerhamburgerv2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why would that even work?

    • @phelpysan
      @phelpysan ปีที่แล้ว +35

      ​@@hamburgerhamburgerv2I could see maple and pine going together tbf

    • @kennydoggins1712
      @kennydoggins1712 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Make sure you know what kind of tree you are using. I'm from the Adirondacks which is literally named after the regions local native tribes own word for bark eater because they ate the inner bark of some pine trees in the are. Douglass fir for example is apparently super toxic

  • @Random3716
    @Random3716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11410

    My takeaway from this is that you could probably sell the 100% sawdust as some type of high-fiber nutrition bar and people would probably buy it

    • @KatSpicert
      @KatSpicert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +537

      Don't give people ideas! That's a really good one too!
      Don't give me good ideas!

    • @diediedice
      @diediedice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      mOM, I'M GOING TO MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS

    • @yadig.
      @yadig. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      They already do this

    • @blackpowderkun
      @blackpowderkun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If people became insectivors people would probably buy saw dust to raise protein rich termites.

    • @Bocchi-the-Rock_
      @Bocchi-the-Rock_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      That's what it is though. Wood and bark are just very tough versions for us to eat

  • @somerandomidiot8050
    @somerandomidiot8050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11697

    "Did you wash your hands?"
    "Hehe no"
    This severely dates the video

    • @pimpkin1926
      @pimpkin1926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Ya and idubbz is in it

    • @ee5142
      @ee5142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmao

    • @azain9470
      @azain9470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was made in 2019

    • @pimpkin1926
      @pimpkin1926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@azain9470 we know were just saying it didnt age well

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      at 4:52 he asks idubbz again
      like why the sheckles is idubbz so unhygenic
      what a dirty boy

  • @patharmon9760
    @patharmon9760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Watching this at work, I asked my friend, who happens to work here, how much sawdust he thought you could put in. He asked if the question is how much saw dust before they notice something is wrong, or how much for them to know that it's sawdust.

  • @callmehuf9692
    @callmehuf9692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5520

    Any rice crispy company:
    „Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN“

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Zane Zuccaro I doubt it
      Edit: finished the video and saw they used wood flour, not the regular old saw dust I was thinking of, so yea rice is definitely cheaper

    • @xkosmic2014
      @xkosmic2014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Charles the french intensifies

    • @majj6598
      @majj6598 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Zane Zuccaro that can't be true right?

    • @whatsgood2513
      @whatsgood2513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Dell-ol6hb rice is one of the cheapest things out there

    • @Metaporphsycosis
      @Metaporphsycosis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Umm i reckon that the wood flour is more expensive than rice, but normally saw dust is a waste product so would probably be cheaper

  • @HRRRRRDRRRRR
    @HRRRRRDRRRRR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4633

    When's that Japanese dude going to make a knife out of 100% sawdust crispy treats?

    • @celinaaylin3519
      @celinaaylin3519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Ur a genius

    • @oliverbode9257
      @oliverbode9257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I thought of the exact same thing

    • @kattz9051
      @kattz9051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I love Kiwami-sama

    • @duck3892
      @duck3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I love how 440 people know EXACTLY what pickle murderer you are talking about

    • @neomagwen6073
      @neomagwen6073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      TriForceGaming pickle?? It’s cucumber

  • @benjamin-rn5zn
    @benjamin-rn5zn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9750

    “You could probably build a house out of sawdust”
    Well yes frames are made out of wood

  • @zestoslife
    @zestoslife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Adding sawdust to make flour etc go further was apparently pretty common in days of old in famine times. Victorian England they used to add chalk to bread to make it heavier and whiter which was the two indicators of 'quality' back in those days. And some added so much chalk that you could starve to death while feeling full cause there was so much chalk in it. This brought about the first food adulteration laws which banned adding of chalk (and no doubt other stuff) into bread.

  • @noahhastings6145
    @noahhastings6145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2070

    "100% sawdust rice krispie"
    "Sir, that is a 2x4..."

  • @avo143
    @avo143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1872

    If a random man in a lab coat comes up to you and says, “Please consume this,” do not consume it.

    • @rambysophistry1220
      @rambysophistry1220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      This needs to be a PSA or something.

    • @Andytlp
      @Andytlp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Every single illness and disease you ever had was dealt with by the immune system. You only get truly sick when your immune fails due to bad diet and substance abuse. But that takes months/years of neglect towards the body signals.

    • @avo143
      @avo143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @I'm the captain now ok but I never said you would get sick

    • @rambysophistry1220
      @rambysophistry1220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Andytlp Which is fine, until you get some kind of sawdust based poisoning because of the chemicals therein.

    • @scottp444
      @scottp444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I'm the captain now that’s not the point, if someone gives you something filled with cyanide or some other shot you’re immune System isn’t going to deal with that lol. We get it you’re 13 but think you’re a scientist

  • @ordinaryextraordinary9484
    @ordinaryextraordinary9484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9858

    Set these out at an office with a sign saying “free homemade rice crispies” and up the saw dust percentage by one every day until someone notices

    • @feritperliare2890
      @feritperliare2890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +798

      I think it'd be slow enough that they can get up to like 70% without someone noticing

    • @dagfinissocool
      @dagfinissocool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

      @@feritperliare2890 I'm pretty sure these days someone would call poison control..

    • @feritperliare2890
      @feritperliare2890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      @@dagfinissocool only if they can tell

    • @0BSguides
      @0BSguides 3 ปีที่แล้ว +860

      Even more fun idea: Add 1mg of Cyanide to your lemonade at the lemonade stand every day until someone dies or you get sent to a federal prison.

    • @ordinaryextraordinary9484
      @ordinaryextraordinary9484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      @@feritperliare2890 It’s only illegal if the cops know

  • @nunyanunya4147
    @nunyanunya4147 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "at 100% its not even a Rice Crispy anymore'
    took me a couple of months but the math checks out there.

    • @horsepowermultimedia
      @horsepowermultimedia 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's a Saw Dusty.

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      100% is basically just turning the sawdust back into solid wood

  • @electraloverloverlover8654
    @electraloverloverlover8654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1820

    "hey eat this rice crispy on camera"
    "ok"
    "ok now eat this piece of wood."

    • @qlvinc
      @qlvinc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’ll give you some wood ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @xoruk7451
      @xoruk7451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *unzips*

    • @sdknight3436
      @sdknight3436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *pulls out guitar*

  • @mcdursface7772
    @mcdursface7772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2689

    U guys remember the turtle from “Over the hedge” who straight up eats bark???
    That’s this guy lmao

    • @FlintSparkedStudios
      @FlintSparkedStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How great I am
      Gotta tell myself that I'm a man

    • @fionnnolan
      @fionnnolan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Verne 😂

    • @AFrogInTheStars
      @AFrogInTheStars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I thought everyone unfortunately forgot that movie.

    • @owenwalters5505
      @owenwalters5505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "Granted it takes some time to chew, but that? That was very satisfying!"

    • @grub42
      @grub42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FlintSparked u forgot the ba da da da

  • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
    @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2126

    "What if we eat the trees?"
    - the caveman who discovered fruit

    • @ScarlettTheViewer
      @ScarlettTheViewer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Adam and Eve duhh. And it was Satan's idea!

    • @null6263
      @null6263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@ScarlettTheViewer ok boomer

    • @ScarlettTheViewer
      @ScarlettTheViewer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@null6263 Ummmm I was actually born 6000 years ago Zoomer

    • @marco2832
      @marco2832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ScarlettTheViewer ok boomer

    • @jessiek289
      @jessiek289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Alexander Markland ok boomark

  • @Kelnx
    @Kelnx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Whenever you see "cellulose" in the ingredients list of a food item, this is more or less what it is. Of course, food manufacturers generally don't put more than maybe ~10% cellulose in a product and generally much less than that in most things. More than that can really mess with taste and texture. It's basically used to give some structure/texture to packaged foods so they don't simply just fall apart or become a clumped mass by the time you go to eat them. A primary example is that powdered parmesan cheese you get at the grocery. Cellulose is added to keep it from clumping up into a hard mass that won't shake out and also helps keep moisture levels down inside of the can.
    It doesn't hurt you, it just goes right through your body. Of course, eating too much of it can act as a laxative, so maybe stay away from the 100% sawdust rice crispy treats.

    • @D3M3NT3Dstrang3r
      @D3M3NT3Dstrang3r ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Parmesan Cheese in a Shaker comes to mind.

    • @tschaytschay4555
      @tschaytschay4555 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf?! Is this really normal for you? I am from Europe and never saw "Cellulose" being added to anything. Just looked up different brands for this kind of cheese and none of these, not even the cheapest ones have any other ingredients than the cheese itself and lysosyme from eggs as preservative.

    • @EzioAuditoreDaFirenze99
      @EzioAuditoreDaFirenze99 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grated cheese sold in a bag of any kind contains wood cellulose. In the UK, they sell grated cheddar cheese, and it does taste powdery.

    • @Gadottinho
      @Gadottinho 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Seems a better alternative to trans fat, if I understood what you said

    • @MedievalSolutions
      @MedievalSolutions 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Gadottinho Not at all comparable to the use of trans fats.

  • @wingo7636
    @wingo7636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1835

    Ian: "can we add human hair?"
    *Human cake flashbacks*

  • @Wiseman__
    @Wiseman__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3305

    "Not EXPECTED to be toxic for ingestion"
    it's not expected because they never thought anyone would actually eat it lol
    These 2 may be the reason we'll probably be seeing "warning contains wood" on containers of sawdust soon lol

    • @tnt9288
      @tnt9288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Wood is not toxic to the human stomach it’s just hard to digest. Back in the old days (yes I’m going to go into religion just to show my point) during the Willie and Martin handcart company (or whatever it’s called) they ran out of food in the middle and kids resorted to chewing on leather off of boots or twigs to get their nutrients while yes it hard for us to digest other animals like deer and elk have stomachs made to handle that stuff

    • @bobcostas6272
      @bobcostas6272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TNT 9 neat

    • @UncleRabb
      @UncleRabb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@tnt9288 Yeah i was going to point that out that as well. Shoes, tree bark, grass, saw dust, they would add what they could to add something to the juices to make some sort of soup. There's been worse, but they did die from those, XD. It's surprising what people will do to survive, and survive, adaptability.

    • @chinadashauthority65
      @chinadashauthority65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This reminds me of how in the US we put 0 calorie on water bottles, like ok anyone should know water doesn’t have macros

    • @ANTSEMUT1
      @ANTSEMUT1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tnt9288 wood/cellulose is practical indigestible so it will go straight through you.

  • @RaianNSX
    @RaianNSX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2434

    Tries the 100% one: "it's like chocolate cake, but without the chocolate and the cake and with wood"

  • @plainText384
    @plainText384 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I want to see double blind taste testing with 5% and 10% sawdust.

  • @joonatanlass
    @joonatanlass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    "You could probably build a house out of marshmallows and sawdust."
    yeah well you see, I think you're just talking about wood

    • @rdsabroad7528
      @rdsabroad7528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Fun Fact: Marshmallows are mostly made of a plant called Marshmallow. I am not lying. Honestly.

    • @evabugiugi
      @evabugiugi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      NotAGeneric_ Name Except these days they’re made out of sugar and gelatin.

    • @GayLuigi333
      @GayLuigi333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NotAGeneric_ Name yeah a really long time ago but now it’s gelatin

    • @axelbryden26
      @axelbryden26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that just sounds like wood with extra steps

  • @SunnitoElBunnito
    @SunnitoElBunnito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2580

    "Has anyone tried eating trees?"
    Yes
    Broccolis, actually

    • @mixiekins
      @mixiekins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      And pouring their blood all over my pancakes. Canadians and North Americans are the vampires of the tree world. Gaze upon my waffle iron and quake!

    • @DR-54
      @DR-54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mixiekins also tree bacon is a thing made from bark

    • @olgierdvoneverec4135
      @olgierdvoneverec4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Cinnamon is just tree bark

    • @johnwhalley8270
      @johnwhalley8270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm smoking some tree watching this

    • @ionarevamp
      @ionarevamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Edibles

  • @donutnarwhal135
    @donutnarwhal135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1526

    "please consume this"
    10/10 marketing

    • @flare_studios.
      @flare_studios. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *c o n s u m e t h i s*

    • @microbialdoormat
      @microbialdoormat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty pfp - didja make it?

    • @donutnarwhal135
      @donutnarwhal135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@microbialdoormat no, it was made by a TH-camr named Drawing Wiff Waffles, she drew a bunch of pfps and made them available to the public.

    • @microbialdoormat
      @microbialdoormat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Donut Narwhal oh ok

    • @exotoki6566
      @exotoki6566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eat or delete

  • @Therecreep
    @Therecreep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:53
    I can't help but think that these *leading scientists* basically just recreated a piece of wood using sawdust.

  • @munjee2
    @munjee2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1868

    "Can we put human hair in it"
    Ian still yearns for the good 'ol days

    • @longnutsilver4024
      @longnutsilver4024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Munjee Syed I miss those days

    • @thortveito5346
      @thortveito5346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The golden age of comedy on youtube

    • @raccoonboi4225
      @raccoonboi4225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Be a good thing to make for one of his bad unboxing videos

    • @하람배-q5k
      @하람배-q5k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      'ol

    • @sivartb7273
      @sivartb7273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Soylent green!!!!

  • @Thebesters
    @Thebesters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    ian: “egg?”
    william: “yea, i think that’s what marshmallows are.”
    ian: “i think they’re animal”

    • @cjwestbrook6336
      @cjwestbrook6336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea, He did say that

    • @taylorowens3721
      @taylorowens3721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “NO NO, he’s got a point.”

    • @deanna.111
      @deanna.111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I meann...marshmallows contain gelatin which are made of animal bones so he ain't wrong

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Stegakon This guy is smart, let me explain:
      The quantum flux of the gravitonic charge of the youtube comment combined with the phytochloric neutrino plasma allows me the unique ability to pull random shit out of my ass for the sake of seeming intelligent

    • @SimulationEvolve
      @SimulationEvolve 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Stegakon Well someone has watched that video about holes

  • @cpl_
    @cpl_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3591

    Ian: “What about human hair”
    Oh iddupes those days are over, the trilogy is done. No more hair cake

  • @xy3n046
    @xy3n046 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Dude I got a rice krispy from halloween and it tasted like wood... Now im concerned

    • @DccToon
      @DccToon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      congratulations you just ate a 33% rice krispy wood

  • @lilDrizzyyy
    @lilDrizzyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2101

    “You can kill someone with this”
    He feeds it to his friends

    • @Ins1gn1f1c4nt
      @Ins1gn1f1c4nt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *Murder*

    • @bobby8012
      @bobby8012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He didn’t mean poison them but physically bash it into someone

    • @nutwit1630
      @nutwit1630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We need a 100% sawdust rice crispy tomahawk mold video

    • @Coconut_Prrson
      @Coconut_Prrson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He meant you could smash it into someone's head and break their skull

    • @NippyNep
      @NippyNep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "you can kill someone with a brick of this stuff" if u gonna quote do it right

  • @smashingpumpkin1986
    @smashingpumpkin1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3342

    Next do the reverse: how many Rice Krispies can we add to wood before a carpenter realises? 😄

    • @athendavis100
      @athendavis100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      smashingpumpkin1986 YESSSS

    • @afryingpan7885
      @afryingpan7885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PAN

    • @WalleyeGuy4
      @WalleyeGuy4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      How much rice crispy can be put into particle board before a woodworker notices.

    • @BobfromSydney
      @BobfromSydney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Ikea have already achieved 73%

    • @heccinchonkercat
      @heccinchonkercat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      How much ramen noodles can be used to repair everything before people notice?

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3715

    "Has anyone ever tried to _eat_ a tree?"
    Vegans: **heavy sweating**

    • @damonf7422
      @damonf7422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Am vegan can confirm.

    • @mueezadam8438
      @mueezadam8438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Donner Party
      The Lykov family
      **PTSD flashbacks**

    • @AndiGravity
      @AndiGravity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That depends on your definition of the words "tried" and "tree."

    • @nottrash13
      @nottrash13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes this is what we eat breakfast lunch and dinner

    • @alfredo1059
      @alfredo1059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Finns in the 1800's during the famine: **heavy sweating**

  • @DankMoist
    @DankMoist ปีที่แล้ว +11

    this video is such a classic, i come back to watch it from time to time. thank you William make more videos like this one maybe

  • @waffpng5673
    @waffpng5673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1624

    “it’s like a werthers original but it’s just all wood”
    yes that’s called wood

    • @legofan6669
      @legofan6669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No it’s “werthers original but it’s all wood”

    • @Zalwalloo
      @Zalwalloo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except there's sugar in it

    • @brickyy3106
      @brickyy3106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sugar cane

    • @owomuwu
      @owomuwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oops, all wood!

    • @yakijacob
      @yakijacob 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WombatMuffins LMAO

  • @mr.boutte2307
    @mr.boutte2307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    “May cause physical discomfort to the respiratory system”
    That literally the only thing I figured was dangerous about saw dust.

    • @EjvindGEMDark
      @EjvindGEMDark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Well that and explosions

    • @FortuneZer0
      @FortuneZer0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@EjvindGEMDark Dust explosions are a hell of a drug.

    • @Mostlyharmless1985
      @Mostlyharmless1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s carcinogenic, amazingly.

    • @broccolisalad9556
      @broccolisalad9556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr Boutte my grandad used to tell me it was dangerous lol.

    • @Helveteshit
      @Helveteshit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FortuneZer0 Also very dangerous considering it blew up a factory in germany.

  • @molotera8789
    @molotera8789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    “I once snorted sawdust and since then everything smells like Home Depot” -someome applying to enter Loish’s facebook group

    • @raiiven5268
      @raiiven5268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Molotera This comment confuses me...

    • @pauldotdll3276
      @pauldotdll3276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what

    • @ixcapncrunchxi492
      @ixcapncrunchxi492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stop coming for me and my brand

    • @lee_s0a
      @lee_s0a 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh you're a modmin there?

    • @GamingOS
      @GamingOS 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

  • @callumprice1710
    @callumprice1710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I want to see an experiment where the goal is to make "liquid wood" where you can pour the liquid into a mold and have it solidify into wood.

    • @lukasg4807
      @lukasg4807 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's basically particle board

    • @Apple_Beshy
      @Apple_Beshy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ??

  • @elismith6106
    @elismith6106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2028

    I mean the 100% one getting harder the more you chew it makes a lot of sense, because the marshmallow is the only thing that would have give, and your saliva and the chewing is getting rid of the marshmallow, so the more you chew on it, the more it just becomes straight up wood

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Not exactly this is finely ground wood flour. It’s already lost almost all the structural bonds, the sugar is all that’s holding it together. My best guess is it started off pretty dry and when they starting chewing it up the sugar gets a bit tackier but it should even dissolve all the way and crumble apart like the original wood flour. The funny thing is there already is a ton of wood in food as filler it’s usually listed as cellulose in the ingredients and people don’t even notice. Makes me wonder if William is aware the food companies have already done research on how much wood you can add to food without people noticing and then used that research to put wood in food lmfao. It’s added to reduce calories and increase fiber ends up in health food or just cheap food

    • @BornNoU
      @BornNoU ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@monhi64 whoa! Thanks for sharing, this is wild and something I never knew! Can’t wait to look up more on it bc wtf

    • @yawgmoth6568
      @yawgmoth6568 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My ex girlfriend chewed on wood. That's why she's my ex, and also why I owe a large sum of money to a plastic surgeon.

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FALSE! Cellulose is not wood. It comes from the cell walls of plants. Since this is the US probably corn stalks
      .

    • @santosdr2
      @santosdr2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yawgmoth6568 Well where is she now, I wanna know if she improved.

  • @put_your_grasses_on.
    @put_your_grasses_on. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1727

    “Has anyone ever tried to eat a tree?”
    Here in Finland we have this bread called Pettu. Basically, bread made partially from pine tree's bark. It was eaten during the famine.

    • @iconthe7324
      @iconthe7324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Do you guys still eat it?

    • @cannonf_odder3041
      @cannonf_odder3041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      How wood it taste like

    • @ГеоргийМаксимовский
      @ГеоргийМаксимовский 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      In Russia during famines we usually stuck to bread made with birch bark (that we also used for writing on and making footwear among other things). However, I live in an area heavily wooded with pines, not barches, so I should try one of these Pettus, since I kinda like the pine bark's taste.

    • @StrayFei
      @StrayFei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      how much wood can you put in bread before people notice?

    • @phs125
      @phs125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bamboo is a tree is guess. And when they grow new straws, it's soft, so we use it as a vegetable. It still looks like a white piece of bamboo, but is softer.

  • @HolywaffleMC
    @HolywaffleMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1363

    When Ian said human hair, I immediately had flashbacks

    • @Votesk
      @Votesk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      No kidding lol

    • @TheAidanodian
      @TheAidanodian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      itor im sure he did too

    • @thatoneshortchild1937
      @thatoneshortchild1937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yum

    • @ugurefetastan137
      @ugurefetastan137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      After me hearing him say it : oh no *O H N O*

    • @brandonjustis
      @brandonjustis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I figured it was him having Vietnam flashbacks, like he was intensely remembering the shaving and a voice yelling "YOU HAVE A TALENT!"

  • @wianbasson5308
    @wianbasson5308 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Always nice to see Jesse and Walter cooking up some new recipes.

    • @GacMan47
      @GacMan47 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Idubbbz looks like a combination of Jesse and Walter.

  • @rozu583
    @rozu583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2384

    In conclusion: William likes wood in his mouth, but not too much

  • @aidanchung1163
    @aidanchung1163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    MrBeast: lets plant trees
    William: lets take em’ down

    • @BurritoMaster
      @BurritoMaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      William: what if we can eat trees

    • @MaikMaster
      @MaikMaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      𝗩𝘀𝗮𝘂𝗰𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴

    • @strongfork
      @strongfork 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he is evil

    • @bradenmaxfield3393
      @bradenmaxfield3393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Yeast**

    • @cosmicjenny4508
      @cosmicjenny4508 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Derpy Squrtl It’s not like those 20 million trees made any real impact in the grand scheme of things, anyways...

  • @Varenikismetana
    @Varenikismetana ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:32 bro I can't remember which one it is but some protein powder/preworkout definitely does that

  • @jamesbooth7185
    @jamesbooth7185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2420

    Idubbz: "Why don't we put dog hair in it"
    William: "no"
    Idubbz: "human hair?"
    Oh god, hes returning to his roots

    • @TerribleTonyShow
      @TerribleTonyShow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      May cancer take him again 🙏amen😔

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TerribleTonyShow wait what?

    • @cookiegamer670
      @cookiegamer670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TerribleTonyShow What?

    • @moonsvc
      @moonsvc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh no, he is also recovering from it

    • @jamesbooth7185
      @jamesbooth7185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@dayalasingh5853 shaved his head for the video, so ppl joked he had cancer

  • @Testsubject276
    @Testsubject276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    9:29 "Please consume this-"
    **Pops it into mouth with zero hesitation**

    • @iananderson292
      @iananderson292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      also not flinching to the fact theres a knife in their face

    • @soonamisapphire2425
      @soonamisapphire2425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Goals !!👍

    • @Trelior
      @Trelior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@iananderson292 Let's be real, if Will was gonna stab them, he wouldn't use cutting a rice krispy treat to lure them in. They know he's too stupid to be actively malicious.

  • @Deatlod
    @Deatlod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2399

    "Has anyone tried to eat a tree?"
    Termites: *Bruh.mp3*

    • @Harperion
      @Harperion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And me

    • @Ripsawman0
      @Ripsawman0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No bro
      They not humans
      So it doesn't count

    • @Ripsawman0
      @Ripsawman0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Harperion nahh

    • @Harperion
      @Harperion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was very hungry while camping so a chomped down on some bark

    • @Ripsawman0
      @Ripsawman0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Harperion what does it taste??

  • @teajai45
    @teajai45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’d love to see how this would go as a double-blind experiment.

  • @eurogryphon
    @eurogryphon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6235

    The only thing that would've made this better would be to have had Gordon Ramsay do a blind taste test of these.

    • @__-ic7si
      @__-ic7si 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      ITS FUCKING RAW

    • @doaskishino5455
      @doaskishino5455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@__-ic7si how is something dry raw? Tho I need some lamb sauce as well for these

    • @hmo-1mayo908
      @hmo-1mayo908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Them: Okay, simple experiment, just tell us when you taste the sawdust!
      Gordon Ramsay: THE WHAT

    • @deleted2636
      @deleted2636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@hmo-1mayo908 Gordon: I’m not f*ckin’ doing this sh*t. No. I’m not eating f*ckin’ saw dust.

    • @tiddyfard4517
      @tiddyfard4517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE

  • @dkpsyhog
    @dkpsyhog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1394

    Alternate title: “Literally Just Tricking People Into Eating Flavoured Wood”

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A normal evryde Spooder actually wood can be used for flavor. Granted you remove the wood while eating

    • @sozeytozey
      @sozeytozey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not even tricking, “People Willingly Eat Marshmallow Wood”

    • @josemanuelmurguia8970
      @josemanuelmurguia8970 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @beluga944
      @beluga944 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wewd

  • @colinhathorn5308
    @colinhathorn5308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    “What if we could... Eat... the trees?”
    Cue vsauce music

    • @silverbulletjax7359
      @silverbulletjax7359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colin Hathorn this comment is underrated

    • @Artyomthewalrus
      @Artyomthewalrus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The inner bark was commonly eaten by various first nations peoples within canda/usa. Sometimes as a staple food, sometimes as a last resort. Often times they would dry it, grind it up, and mix with flour in times of famine. Not the wood itself, but the layer in between the wood and the bark. The wood pulp itself hold no nutrition that humans can make use of though

  • @Danielhuren
    @Danielhuren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "its not edible its eatable" are words to live by

  • @mr.mythical9774
    @mr.mythical9774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1968

    I love how your Chanel has gone from somewhat scientific to just let’s put some sawdust in some Rice Krispies

    • @egominer5624
      @egominer5624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      i would call that experiment very scientific

    • @crypticabyss1013
      @crypticabyss1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@egominer5624 more scintific in my opinion

    • @Origin820
      @Origin820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The idubbbz affect

    • @alastir2595
      @alastir2595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Just like how Michael Reeves went from somewhat scientific stupid ideas to "lets taze my friends in as many ways as possible"

    • @bobbybologna3029
      @bobbybologna3029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Isn't that technically all his videos? it's either what if we made taser, but do big? What if we do roomba but.. big pudding, what if we drop egg but throw a tire? what if we drive barbie jeep through LA? what if we burn my house down?

  • @eliac
    @eliac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    “Subject please consume this-“
    *immediately puts entire thing into his mouth*

  • @null7907
    @null7907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3303

    "But has anyone tried to eat a tree?"
    Me: *Points at Mattpat*

  • @l1m317
    @l1m317 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    William and ian looking like jesse pinkman and mr white
    YEAH MR. WHITE! YEAH SCIENCE!

  • @timwhat5933
    @timwhat5933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1047

    Ian: let's put some dog hair on it
    Me: *I felt like I've seen this before*

  • @numptyco
    @numptyco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    Team Trees: *Plants 20 million trees*
    William Osman: "let's eat them all"

    • @sambrocklehurst5794
      @sambrocklehurst5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He should send them down here to Aus 🇦🇺🥵🔥

    • @sambrocklehurst5794
      @sambrocklehurst5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeetyeet Free nfkjfi noooooooo 😭😭😭😭

  • @imnonene
    @imnonene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    >Nilered beaker
    when these guys say they're doing science they mean it

    • @freyagnoble
      @freyagnoble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tadtathep Thepboriruck I noticed that too

    • @bluesap7318
      @bluesap7318 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rawr

    • @andycheng4436
      @andycheng4436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      unopened bottle of never before used lube

    • @JGunn
      @JGunn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I fanboy'd all over those beakers

    • @greembow
      @greembow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @nikolaypopov3671
    @nikolaypopov3671 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro explores the Stalingrad diet. Thank you for raising awareness

  • @TRUSNIP3
    @TRUSNIP3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    I love that he’s using Nile Red beakers, makes this experiment even more scientific.

    • @ulogy
      @ulogy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      NR would be disappointed that he didn't try making his own fresh sawdust just to demonstrate the power of chemi...chainsaws

    • @OmerFlame
      @OmerFlame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eulogy chemsaws

    • @SqueezeboxOfDelights
      @SqueezeboxOfDelights 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beakers from the Nile

    • @stevechatza
      @stevechatza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I saw it and immediately went to the comments

    • @baha17222
      @baha17222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *d i s t i l l e d w a t e r*

  • @_Mirc_
    @_Mirc_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2600

    "We have too many trees"
    *sad burning australia noises*

    • @Oosh21
      @Oosh21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Eucalyptus sawdust would add piquance to the treat.

    • @spliffykush420
      @spliffykush420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      we dont have enough trees and its a problem lool

    • @Klorophyte
      @Klorophyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Finland: Just sell them

    • @_Mirc_
      @_Mirc_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @EdwinPlayzYT don't care nor did I ask

    • @rndmbs
      @rndmbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_Mirc_ do you have a deficiency?

  • @duffelbag5682
    @duffelbag5682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1461

    "do one of those mommy finger tricks"
    "That's gross never say that again"

    • @triton62674
      @triton62674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      say it again Sam

    • @kazu2391
      @kazu2391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I didn't realise what it meant before seeing your comment and broke out in some hysterical maniac kind of laugh

    • @CTSSTC
      @CTSSTC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      glad youtube boss robit boi commander didn't kill that audio 👌

    • @SmellofPetrichor24
      @SmellofPetrichor24 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hol up

    • @deku_1hero_nowtiktok886
      @deku_1hero_nowtiktok886 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Say it again

  • @weirdalgoth
    @weirdalgoth ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i swear on my life that EVERY time you ask ian if he has washed his hands for whatever video you're making, the answer is always no 😭😭 love him

  • @broepic9472
    @broepic9472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

    "Has anyone ever tried to eat a tree?"
    Me:...cinnamon...

    • @hunner5622
      @hunner5622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @ANDON HOWARD I have been drinking *TREES* MY WHOLE LIFE!?

    • @joneybaloney
      @joneybaloney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @ANDON HOWARD I thought it was made of a plant root, didn't know it was bark

    • @anthraxcrab2222
      @anthraxcrab2222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Spruce trees are 100% edible

    • @potato.pancake
      @potato.pancake 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice pfp ❤️

    • @zrspangle
      @zrspangle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joneybaloney there's a difference between sarsaparilla and sassafras based root beers :)

  • @Ald3r_
    @Ald3r_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2620

    Those % sawdust were actually a lot higher since it looked like you were going by volume instead of mass.

    • @jmcburney658
      @jmcburney658 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Thank you

    • @loyalty5207
      @loyalty5207 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Well no, the posit is how much volume of rice crispy can you replace with sawdust, mass is not taken into account. There is 400 ml of "grain" in each bar, that's what is being changed, it's percentage of grain as sawdust not percentage of the bar as sawdust or else marshmallows would have to be replaced too and 100% would just be a pile of wood.

    • @Ald3r_
      @Ald3r_ ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@loyalty5207 I'm honestly not sure how to reply to this. Marshmallows have volume too. Mass% is an infinitely better measure of solutions, and the composition of the solution doesnt change when you change the measuring system. They could have very easily used the same ratios as in the video and labeled them with mass% if they had just measured each of the masses.

    • @radicaldradcliffe4201
      @radicaldradcliffe4201 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Ald3r_ how much do they weigh in bananas. Universal scale

    • @Ald3r_
      @Ald3r_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@radicaldradcliffe4201 how the fuck... this comment is a year old and you reply with a meme I was discussing with friends literally only a few hours ago.
      Are you in the FBI or something?

  • @euseless
    @euseless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    "I've enlisted the help of fellow youtube scientist-
    *shows idubbbz*

  • @realtalk5626
    @realtalk5626 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "How Much Sawdust Can You Put In A Rice Crispy?"
    Nestle: "Hold my beer"

  • @sidewalk__
    @sidewalk__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1591

    0:46 Fun fact: We eat cinnamon as a spice. The part we use is the bark of a tree. So yes, trees *are* edible
    Edit: I have confirmed that my final decision will be to say that cinnamon is *edible*, not *eatable* because I no longer think that ‘eatable’ is a word.

    • @guy2574
      @guy2574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Mr TheMan eatable*

    • @giin97
      @giin97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@guy2574 huh. That's actually a word. I was all ready to rip into you for correcting someone with a non-word, and then I googled it.
      Learn something new every day.

    • @mildlydepressed
      @mildlydepressed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      In my language we literally call cinnamon, tree bark. Of course there is another word for actual tree bark but that doesn't matter.

    • @sidewalk__
      @sidewalk__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smeek well that makes sense because cinnamon *is* tree bark

    • @sidewalk__
      @sidewalk__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LiliEriNySka well done, next I’m gonna hear someone who eats the whole cinnamon tree

  • @AcornRiot
    @AcornRiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    I like that once Michael moved out William's uploads increased, proving Michael's slow work ethic is contagious

    • @gabrielleengel7476
      @gabrielleengel7476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Travis Hunt did he move out? I thought they both moved to this new location and Michael was just now doing other videos now.

    • @marleywright8429
      @marleywright8429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@gabrielleengel7476 yeah he moved in with offline tv didn't he

    • @Matethepotate
      @Matethepotate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@gabrielleengel7476 nah Micheal moved in with offlineTV but I assume him and will are still mates

    • @Hajiki_
      @Hajiki_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@gabrielleengel7476 he has moved to live with OfflineTV: which is a group of primarily league players - such as Pokimane, LilyPichu, Scarra, Fedmyster etc etc
      I really do recommend watching them! Michael has already made them play Tazer Tag...

    • @gabrielleengel7476
      @gabrielleengel7476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SeongWha I guess I just didn’t realize that he actually moved when he said he was doing videos with offlineTV now.

  • @connor6193
    @connor6193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1765

    “has anyone tried to eat a tree”
    -William Osman
    CEO of veganism

    • @samporter9785
      @samporter9785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *Proceeds to cook with animal products*

    • @juztenable
      @juztenable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Precedes to wear leather shoes while preaching to me about sustainable organic farming practices.

    • @ChaosBW
      @ChaosBW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@juztenable the leather had to go somewhere the cow was already McDonald's meat..

    • @leatherneck7857
      @leatherneck7857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bin ladens alter ego was Tim OSMAN!

    • @underfire8411
      @underfire8411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tree bacon is a thing

  • @MoldyPotato49
    @MoldyPotato49 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    33% sawdust can pass as a nature valley granola bar

  • @cosmicpaul8238
    @cosmicpaul8238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15702

    *100% Sawdust is just a wood block.*

  • @anton5524
    @anton5524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    "Has anyone ever tried to eat a tree?" *cinnamon wants to know your location*

    • @beeparadise9631
      @beeparadise9631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zack Russel Gum too

    • @kylekelly1167
      @kylekelly1167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also Bamboo fibers in some of the vegan stuff.

    • @Cloudy4Days
      @Cloudy4Days 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not to mention root beer, birch beer, maple syrup....

    • @Fridelain
      @Fridelain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bark bread seems to be a primarily Scandinavian tradition.[1] Mention of it is found in medieval literature and may have an even older tradition among the Sami people.[2]
      During the 18th and early 19th century Northern Europe experienced several very bad years of crop failure, particularly during the Little Ice Age of the mid-18th century. The grain harvest was badly affected, and creative solutions to make the flour last longer were introduced. In 1742, samples of "emergency bread" were sent from Kristiansand, Norway, to the Royal Administration in Copenhagen, among them bark bread, bread made from grainless husks and bread made from burned bones.[3] During the Napoleonic Wars, moss too was used for human consumption.[4]
      The last time bark bread was used as famine food in Norway was during the Napoleonic Wars. The introduction of the potato as a staple crop gave the farmers alternative crops when grain production failed, so that bark bread and moss cakes were no longer needed.[5] In Northern Sweden, traces of Sami harvest of bark from Scots pine are known from the 1890s, and in Finland pettuleipä (literally "pinewood-bark bread") was produced as ersatz bread during the Finnish Civil War of 1918.[2][6]
      Examples of production
      Finger sized twigs and branches were collected from deciduous trees and shrubs, and the bark split and the inner bark (the phloem and sometimes the vascular cambium) collected while still fresh. The yellow or green inner bark (depending on tree species) was dried over open fire, in an oven or dried in the sun for a few days. A mortar or mill was used to grind the bark to a fine powder to add to the flour. The dried bark pieces could also be added directly to the grain during milling. The bread was then baked the normal way adding yeast and salt.
      Bark bread did not leaven as quickly as normal bread due to bark content. The more bark to flour, the slower the leavening. Bark bread was therefore often made as a flatbread. The bark flour could also be used for porridge.[7]
      Bark bread as food
      The bark component was usually from deciduous trees like elm, ash, aspen, rowan or birch, but scots pine and Iceland moss (sometimes named "bread moss" in Norwegian) are mentioned in historic sources. The inner bark is the only part of a tree trunk that is actually edible, the remaining bark and wood is made up of cellulose which animals, including humans, cannot digest. The dried and ground inner bark was added in proportions like 1/4th to 1/3rd "bark flour" to the remaining grain flour. Erik Pontoppidan, the Bishop of Bergen, Norway, in the mid 18th century, recommended using elm, as it helped the often crumbly bark bread hold together better.[8]
      The bark will, however, add a rather bitter taste to the bread, and give particularly white bread an unappetizing grey-green hue. Another problem is that the yeast cannot break down the ground bark and the bread will not leaven properly and be hard and not hold together well. Though bark today is sometimes added to pastry as a culinary curiosity, bark bread was considered an emergency food, and as is common with such food, phased out as soon as the availability of grain improved.
      The bark bread was seen as nutritionally deficient, more as "stomach filler" than as actual sustenance. Both the bishop Pontoppidan and others blamed the high mortality during the famine of the 1740s on the "unhealthy bark bread" and general lack of food.[3][8] Among the Sami however, the bark and bark bread made from Scots pine served as an important source of vitamin C.[2]

    • @swolegolisopod7340
      @swolegolisopod7340 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kylekelly1167 bamboo isn't a tree oof

  • @ravenblair7596
    @ravenblair7596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1059

    "have you ever tried eating a tree?"
    Me, looking at my cinnamon covered snack: I mean...yeah.

    • @diegofloor
      @diegofloor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Cinnamon is a good example. There's also heart of palm (palmito). I'm sure there are other examples.

    • @anrubefyi
      @anrubefyi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@diegofloor well palm trees are not actually trees

    • @gamma6495
      @gamma6495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@anrubefyi uhh pretty sure palm **trees** are trees

    • @pouyan_m
      @pouyan_m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Turmeric

    • @tetra2277
      @tetra2277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wanna say maple syrup but it’s more like a tree juice than tree

  • @kingyeti1136
    @kingyeti1136 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well, technically when Germany invaded Leningrad in WW2, Russians would take the wheat based paste that held up their wallpaper and make wheat, then bread from it, and since the sawdust had no preservatives then, in was okay. Wood is digestible, just not well. So who wants wallpaper bread and sawdust!

  • @0opsOhNo
    @0opsOhNo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    “Are either of your parents a cow?”
    “They’re beavers actually. You’re pretty close.”

    • @0opsOhNo
      @0opsOhNo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for the likes!

    • @kielteezy
      @kielteezy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you a sir or a sister?

    • @0opsOhNo
      @0opsOhNo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YeetMaster 69 Anything you want

  • @charliecampbell2292
    @charliecampbell2292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1327

    As someone who looks after young children in the scouts, yes people have tried to eat trees

    • @tetra2277
      @tetra2277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Coming from a country with a high poverty level in the past, my grandparents told me that during a famine they experienced, they had to eat the outer skin of a tree truck, which contains nutrients, but they wouldn’t eat wood since wood cannot be digested so gives no energy.

    • @charliecampbell2292
      @charliecampbell2292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@tetra2277 thats not unreasonable assuming they know what their eating, ots something I was taught when learning to forage

    • @ashercd6487
      @ashercd6487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "And then there's Henry who's..."
      "OM NOM NOM"
      "...eating a tree."

    • @cinamontoast2555
      @cinamontoast2555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@charliecampbell2292 they're basically eating wild cinnamon

    • @Aven_colonthree
      @Aven_colonthree ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *CONSUME*

  • @bossbaby7603
    @bossbaby7603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1460

    1:44 dax flame is in the background this is foreshadowing Ian's next video

    • @the_patwick
      @the_patwick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It do b like that 😳

    • @paytonmacdonald1409
      @paytonmacdonald1409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      SHIT I'm just randomly re-watching this video and just noticed that too and scrolled through to see if anyone else picked it up! it totally is

    • @weird.empanada4265
      @weird.empanada4265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Uncle dane is there too ;-;

    • @Gubbinator
      @Gubbinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Woah whata smartie pant brovs

    • @ThemisticShadow
      @ThemisticShadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy shit, so that vidro t was months into production

  • @tigertoxins584
    @tigertoxins584 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Idubbz is the most qualified here for chaotic cooking judging from his history with filthy frank

  • @fubbypeets7058
    @fubbypeets7058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1136

    The 33% one looks like there's just some peanut butter running through it, but knowing it's sawdust makes me feel weird.

    • @Kixtii
      @Kixtii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ngl now I want to try a rice crispy with peanut butter on it

    • @wisp5570
      @wisp5570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Peanut butter rice crispies are amazing yeah, though I recommend actually mixing it in, tastes better that way imo

    • @electrictroy2010
      @electrictroy2010 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just goto the store. You can find rice krispie treats in many flavors

    • @fubbypeets7058
      @fubbypeets7058 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@electrictroy2010 what? This has nothing to do with my comment lol

    • @kushclarkkent6669
      @kushclarkkent6669 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. I wanna throw up.

  • @lulutunes7496
    @lulutunes7496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    William literally making plywood in his mouth: how is it getting harder as I chew it?

    • @michalbalecki4629
      @michalbalecki4629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Free plywood

    • @MGSLurmey
      @MGSLurmey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This got a real chuckle from me lol

    • @toasterhavingabath6980
      @toasterhavingabath6980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @toasterhavingabath6980
      @toasterhavingabath6980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait im going to make an auto generated message

    • @toasterhavingabath6980
      @toasterhavingabath6980 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh btw i got about 90 and a half years ago and I have a nuke made purely of terrible quality and I'm a bit of a pain to get back to the chat of the day or the day before the last job so I will be leaving and taking MY things with me and having a good time in Wales with the flip-flop king of the chat to me and the corn nails disturb me again and the corn nails disturb me with my hair cut and a couple of inches G U N

  • @YurinanAcquiline
    @YurinanAcquiline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1075

    "Has anyone tried to eat a tree?"
    Me: Cinnamon? Maple Syrup? Artificial Vanilla? Gum?

    • @Jorge-jp3kw
      @Jorge-jp3kw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Sophia Tapanes Ew you ok buddy?

    • @nonbinarypotatoes6038
      @nonbinarypotatoes6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The inside of fir tree is edible

    • @Jorge-jp3kw
      @Jorge-jp3kw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@nonbinarypotatoes6038 But is it socially acceptable?

    • @disappointed2349
      @disappointed2349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Paper

    • @lilium9361
      @lilium9361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Sophia Tapanes Lol I do the same.

  • @MrBloom2037
    @MrBloom2037 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trees are basically sugar, Cellulose is just a bunch of Sugar molucules chained together.

  • @loris9199
    @loris9199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    "Let's see if we can put dog hair in there... human hair"
    I'm getting so much flashbacks to hair cake

    • @juddberman8560
      @juddberman8560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SlowLoris defo said dong hair

    • @BBQpig21
      @BBQpig21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The only video in the entire world that has made me almost throw up.

    • @kilaha8399
      @kilaha8399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I used to watch hair cake when I was sick in the stomach in the bathroom. Well.....it did the job in making me puke😅

    • @sheppybread
      @sheppybread 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juddberman8560 this comment is literally too damn underrated 😂😂😂

    • @deadshotcrp1327
      @deadshotcrp1327 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t remind me

  • @LegoBuilder3429
    @LegoBuilder3429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    "You could kill someone with sawdust and marshmallows."
    Kiwami Japan: *heavy breathing*

    • @user6122
      @user6122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      *making a knife out of smoke*

    • @NakuruKouChannel
      @NakuruKouChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ah yes, always a pleasant surprise when i see a fellow kiwami follower

    • @francorodriguez3499
      @francorodriguez3499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *THE MOST SHARP KNIFE OF SAWDUST AND MARSHMALLOWS*

    • @pilot1721
      @pilot1721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seaweed knife

    • @crunchedupruffles
      @crunchedupruffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My people

  • @justsomeguy5628
    @justsomeguy5628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1423

    3:05 you know it's scientific when he's rocking the NileRed merch.

  • @icommentalots
    @icommentalots ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Mom I want a Rice Krispy"
    "We have Rice Krispy at home"
    *Rice Krispy at home:*

  • @slenderman.9542
    @slenderman.9542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    "Has anyone ever tried eating a tree?" --->Cinnamon.

    • @theonethatgotindwae2954
      @theonethatgotindwae2954 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha lol actually did

    • @null6263
      @null6263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Aztec chewing gum was made from sap

    • @justskip4595
      @justskip4595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pettuleipä is a bread that was eaten many times in the history in Finland. (Pettu = Petäjä = Mänty = Pine tree) The new growth of a pine tree was mixed with the flours during the time of famine so there would be more food to eat. Like during 1866-1868 about 10% of the population in Finland died to hunger and diseases that spread and turned fatal easily in the malnourished population.

    • @theonethatgotindwae2954
      @theonethatgotindwae2954 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paper is too ;)

    • @Nakia11798
      @Nakia11798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maple syrup is from trees.

  • @normalperson1611
    @normalperson1611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    People: Use 20mil dollars to plant 20mil trees.
    William: *Time To Consume*

    • @glitchedaura6862
      @glitchedaura6862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Normal Person “Finally some delicious fucking food” -Gordon Ramsey

    • @noobbe7866
      @noobbe7866 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely golden

  • @mannybobanny6915
    @mannybobanny6915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    "Dog hair?"
    "No"
    "Human hair?"
    Human Cake part 2

    • @paul9218
      @paul9218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The holy trilogy

    • @kinzyc9095
      @kinzyc9095 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Part 2?? Does... does he have a part 1?

    • @tomato3972
      @tomato3972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kinzyc9095 if you seriously want to scar yourself, go watch filthyfranks human cake, hair cake, and vomit cake to find out what these dudes are referring to

    • @Qattube
      @Qattube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh my god, I thought Ian said dong hair.

    • @Rex-golf_player810
      @Rex-golf_player810 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sawdust cake
      Or rather sawdust crispy treats

  • @Kennylotl
    @Kennylotl 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i have experienced this firsthand today, we got some rice crispy treats today and they quite literally taste and smell like wood
    i'm positive whoever made them saw this video and thought it was a great idea

  • @desu38
    @desu38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    "It says to, like, not get it aerosolized."
    [Almost immediately blows it at a flame]

    • @sharcc2511
      @sharcc2511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *House explodes *

    • @MrSingularity44
      @MrSingularity44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Y'all wanna see a dust explosion?

    • @sharcc2511
      @sharcc2511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrSingularity44 this comment worries me

    • @freshrot420
      @freshrot420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dust explosions are one thing, but our bodies have no way of removing sawdust from our lungs.

    • @unseen289
      @unseen289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@freshrot420 Mine does

  • @pandoratheclay
    @pandoratheclay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    “Has anyone ever tried to eat a tree?”
    MatPat with a christmas tree in his mouth: “uhhh, no?”

    • @DerpyLaron
      @DerpyLaron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean we do eat liquorish and cinnamon so someone must have tried.

    • @lzrshark617
      @lzrshark617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DerpyLaron I once ate a maple leaf on a dare as a kid, stupidly thinking that it would taste sweet, like maple syrup. It tasted like shit. 100% bitter

    • @satgurs
      @satgurs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lzrshark617 thats how every tree leaf tastes, but i must say the wood isnt bad, its just kinda like water but solid and also a bit salty

  • @sieve5
    @sieve5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    5:23 The 0 percent sawdust is exactly what you'd expect a rice crispy to taste like!
    Wow william! That's amazing!

    • @alek_42
      @alek_42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      compared to the store bought version

    • @punker4Real
      @punker4Real 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      check the ingredients list it is shown as "cellulose" you will be surprised how much processed garbage out there has it

  • @chegadesuade
    @chegadesuade ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That you actually made and ate the 100% sawdust one had me laughing so hard

  • @g-rated3514
    @g-rated3514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    But now the real questions is, "How much Rice Crispy can you put in a tree?"

    • @keyboardmannow
      @keyboardmannow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’ll let you put your tree in my sawdust ;)

    • @frostyhotcocoa7809
      @frostyhotcocoa7809 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simple, 100

    • @ThisByitch
      @ThisByitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Put this video on your restaurants Playlist bruh

    • @Saronite
      @Saronite 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How much rice crispy can you put in saw dust before anyone notices
      like just take some crispies, turn them to dust and then mix them with saw dust

    • @chipclip5019
      @chipclip5019 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      See this guy is looking at the forest while we look at the trees