Real Survivalist Tries Not To Die In The Long Dark

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  • @Fierysaint1
    @Fierysaint1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2012

    They could've taught him the basics of the game first. They could've taught him to put on the clothes he found or read the HUD that showed him his life status at least.

    • @ate2997
      @ate2997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Yeah... They shoul have told him what you are able to do and what you cant do. Cause he was obviously "better" in surviving than the game let him show. Seeing him struggle only because he cant handle video games well made me sad cause he seems to know what he's talking about :(

    • @frightfang5235
      @frightfang5235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They could have at least walked him through what the stats in the left hand corner mean and what happens when those stats deplete, how to navigate the menus, things like that. I would love to see this guy do more videos of this game, but they gotta teach him some of the mechanics so that he can actually play it.

    • @sponge260
      @sponge260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ate2997 exactly, if he had been told to "press i" at least he would have had some chance. He could have seen what he has on him, put on the clothes and just generally find out how to do things.

    • @Yutani_Crayven
      @Yutani_Crayven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He found the control wheel just fine. Issue with telling him how to put on clothes is that it would tell him beforehand that clothes are something that you should go for in the game. It would ruin the process of discovery from the get go. The only alternative here would then be to tell him how to put them on after he found them, but then they would have to perpetually cut the video for advice any time he finds something.

    • @JonPawesome
      @JonPawesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Yutani_Crayven it’s just good production to do that to deliver a better experience for all of us.

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5403

    he seems like a super fun guy to go camping with
    well duh, he is a survivalist

    • @geoffrey6984
      @geoffrey6984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He should play "The Forest" lets see if he can sleep ingame.

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's just survival but with zombie things

    • @geoffrey6984
      @geoffrey6984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@plague6566 those arent zombies, its called cannibals

    • @linushven4892
      @linushven4892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh...

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They have A FUCKING 4 LEGGED THING

  • @misscee5869
    @misscee5869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3411

    I could watch this guy play this all day, I love the info he gives and how excited he gets when he finds things.

    • @wellnesswisdoms.
      @wellnesswisdoms. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Absolutely, couldn't agree more 💜

    • @aresmarcelo1451
      @aresmarcelo1451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You see anything... TAKE IT!

    • @notar5148
      @notar5148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ya

    • @alex198200
      @alex198200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Definitely agree! He could have a popular stream playing survival games.

    • @jeevieseverino3949
      @jeevieseverino3949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@alex198200 he definitely may be the best game reviewer to this genre.

  • @sin3.144
    @sin3.144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2762

    How to survive 101
    1. "Hey!"
    2."Hey, Look at that"
    3. "Take it, Taaaake it!"

    • @Lobos222
      @Lobos222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That is not 101, that is 123! :D

    • @ИванНавински
      @ИванНавински 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lobos222 HA😂

    • @who4000
      @who4000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you find the secret

    • @sin3.144
      @sin3.144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Lobos222 get out 🤣🤣

  • @eduardoroth8207
    @eduardoroth8207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2869

    im sure that christopher would have survived, if at least they had shown him how the game works, he is 65 years old, how is he supposed to know how most video games work

    • @agentoo6986
      @agentoo6986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I not a furry but your profile pic looks cute

    • @eduardoroth8207
      @eduardoroth8207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@agentoo6986 thanks

    • @agentoo6986
      @agentoo6986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I am a furry now.OwO

    • @agentoo6986
      @agentoo6986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eduardoroth8207 Thanks you

    • @eduardoroth8207
      @eduardoroth8207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@agentoo6986 that went from 0 to 100 really fast

  • @Masterfrogg
    @Masterfrogg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5973

    Most of the features this guy asked for are actually in the game. You can eat cat tails for nourishment. You can throw small rocks at rabbits to stun them and grab them. I feel like Buzzfeed just didn't do a good enough job of explaining the game to the survivalist, nor showed him the inventory system or how the temperature bar or condition bar worked.

    • @onetakem
      @onetakem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

      I think they did the right thing, I didn't have anyone to explain it. I had to figure it out on my own too, that really added to the experience, remember that he only got 3 tries to play it. With a few more runs he would have figured that out. I believe he was so focused on explaining what you would do in the Real World that he missed a few of those mechanics. He did a great job for someone that hadn't touched a video game in over 40 years.

    • @kainxjm
      @kainxjm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      OTM but did you ever play a video game before? Because he didn’t notice the health bar at the bottom or the status symbols.

    • @exoticcats6119
      @exoticcats6119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      OTM He doesn’t really play video games at all.

    • @Random-Produce
      @Random-Produce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      OTM He said the last time he played a game was 30 years ago

    • @fakhri21
      @fakhri21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      @@onetakem Because he only has three rounds in the game that's exactly why I think buzzfeed needs to tell him the basic mechanics. If he shows up in another vid then maybe it's kinda okay.

  • @raiahy
    @raiahy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13866

    The game devs really need to hire him to make the game better!

    • @AlexVrives
      @AlexVrives 5 ปีที่แล้ว +609

      You would think they could consult with a serious survivalist like this guy to ensure realism.

    • @kixel2859
      @kixel2859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +640

      They are an extremely small game development studio and they often explain that sometimes they have to sacrifice realism for the sake of implementing features that actually impact the experience of the game and the things mechanics they introduce, rather than just adding things for no real reason besides realism.

    • @untamedpandasweg8986
      @untamedpandasweg8986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      raiahi Being completely realistic isn't what makes great games. Play Shenmue, then say that quick time events for every action a character makes is the only true kind of realism. No time passing while crafting would be untenable, having to press buttons for quick time events for 3 hours in real time to craft anything.. That's not a game.. That's a life on Earth as a Human 1:1, so you may as well not play the game kind of simulation.

    • @zlatko8051
      @zlatko8051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They bloody should

    • @thegooddinggleberry
      @thegooddinggleberry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This man said he only played Pacman 30 years ago, I can't/ won't even explain to you how different Pacman is to anything today.

  • @HisRealChild
    @HisRealChild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7066

    Survival games need him to improve games. He is full of good ideas that the average person would probably not think about.

    • @AuraCreedOLD
      @AuraCreedOLD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      I'd honesty like to see what other things he'd mention if he played through the whole game. It's always nice to see someone unfamiliar with gaming playing games -- you can learn from a fresh perspective.

    • @padig226
      @padig226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ERA CASTE what could be done?

    • @nghsrae14
      @nghsrae14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I've played this game soooo many times. The probken with this guy is, he doesn't know how to play video games. Had he known he would have likely survived. He never picked up sticks on the ground, or the rocks that were right there!, he didn't really look at tge cattails cause you can pick them eat them or use them to make tinder plugs...interesting video for sure.

    • @cockoroach
      @cockoroach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I’d honestly never even thought about dissembling a bullet to use the gun powder as an accelerant to easily start a fire. If anything this should be implemented. Amazing idea for survival games.

    • @cockoroach
      @cockoroach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Rachel Bloom it’s obvious to a gamer to pick up all the sticks and that they reset, but this guy was thinking real life. No survivalist is going to just jam cold wet snow sticks into their pockets. That would lower your chance of survival. The problem with applying real life survival logic into video games means the games would be boring as all hell. A minimalist mindset. Water is really the necessity in real life. In real life you can go weeks without eating. And everything is flammable. Most organic things are edible-though not very nutritious. True survival experts would be able to survive a nearly indefinite amount of time based out of the hunters cabin.

  • @tjhaze204
    @tjhaze204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1483

    This guy needs his own play through channel where he just gets sidetracked and teaches us something useful.

    • @blowdrolo
      @blowdrolo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      YES 👏

    • @chloecranch2292
      @chloecranch2292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I would subscribe in a heart beat.

    • @rjinsigne9477
      @rjinsigne9477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes please

    • @VilkTheNerd
      @VilkTheNerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes if it one did I would sub in a millisecond

    • @thecpalumbo
      @thecpalumbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would honestly be dope af

  • @xcd87
    @xcd87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    he could have survived so much longer if they actually taught him the games mechanics, he knows exactly what to do, but doesn't know how to do it in the game.

    • @DaeXeaD
      @DaeXeaD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Especially standing and building a fire in the cold wind. Probably not aware it's -20

    • @ryanrobinson8682
      @ryanrobinson8682 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the point is 80/90% of the stuff he would do in real life you CANT do in the game..

    • @sponge260
      @sponge260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even just tell him to press I. Just telling him that would have helped tremendously, because after that most of it is just clicking. Hearing him say stuff like " yeah I'll put on the hoodie to keep warm" and then just not being able to put it on, thinking logically that it would be done straight away like in real life.

    • @sponge260
      @sponge260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryanrobinson8682 you can do a good chunk of what he said. I mean I didn't know you could rest in a car. To be fair though the game should have a tutorial

    • @ghurcbghurcb
      @ghurcbghurcb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sponge260 well, it has one. It's called story mode.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7891

    Gordon Ramsay tries to impress virtual Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen Wii

    • @yourlocalteasipper6623
      @yourlocalteasipper6623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Epic idea

    • @Jen18lol
      @Jen18lol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yass!

    • @williamle717
      @williamle717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'm down to see this!

    • @jakarina2214
      @jakarina2214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Avery The Cuban-American well that would be interesting

    • @FawrFox
      @FawrFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      or Gordon Ramsey plays Cooking Simulator

  • @goobie696
    @goobie696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2474

    He seemed so confused in the game but meanwhile irl he is a full out expert

    • @lilsyrupshawty
      @lilsyrupshawty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      yeah, there was some rocks to kill rabbits and cat tails to eat while he was talking about eating cat tails and killing rabbits with rocks.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      The downside to not knowing modern game mechanics.

    • @vergance_softwares
      @vergance_softwares 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is a game, not real life.

    • @kixel2859
      @kixel2859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Just shows that non gamers are bad at games and non survivalists are bad at surviving. I have a few hundred hours on the long dark but I certainly would not last long in a real survival situation

    • @vergance_softwares
      @vergance_softwares 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Any human that doesn’t have a disability could last at least a day.

  • @kayumust
    @kayumust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19498

    survival games are not advanced enough for this guy haha

    • @AbuRashidIbnArabi
      @AbuRashidIbnArabi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      1,3 k likes no comments, I guess everyone just agrees

    • @sgw100
      @sgw100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Cannot agree more man,

    • @AlmightyBeing
      @AlmightyBeing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      I'm not sure if hay freezes or not but the hay bales are tightly packed and it is very cold so they would be even stiffer, making it hard to break. The other suggestions he mentioned are already in the game, he just didn't know how to do them

    • @sicemic
      @sicemic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Looking for the comment that will tell me the ending (too lazy to watch). I guess this is it.

    • @AlmightyBeing
      @AlmightyBeing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The two things that he was right about not being realistic is the grass not being edible and the hay bales not being breakable but these two things are in the game to be more aesthetic. Otherwise the game would just be plain and boring and people would be less likely to play it as much or as long.
      The hay bales probably would have been destroyed already (very old farms, the buildings aren't even together anymore as well as other survivers would have thought of using them aswell) and their is edible grass in the game just not all of it is edible because the game would be too easy and you could just eat grass all day long (the game doesn't have nutrients management or anything, this would be to tedious for the average player, which was apparent in another game that had it, which I can't remember the name of right now)

  • @rockwoodzapper
    @rockwoodzapper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +990

    "Where are the ashes? Does it just disappear and go to *Fire Heaven?"*
    That's called Hell, Chris.

    • @unknownlox6971
      @unknownlox6971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @littlepeeteir3190
      @littlepeeteir3190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It goes up, Not down

    • @Johannes00
      @Johannes00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Do things burn up or burn down, eh?

    • @jennaye8142
      @jennaye8142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok your comment won

    • @annehaight9963
      @annehaight9963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You can take charcoal from a burned out fire and use it to map now. Which is kinda neat.

  • @levin3d
    @levin3d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    i love his personality, if he streams i would watch him all day. i wish someone explained the mechanics to him though. he was scrambling for food when he was freezing to death. IRL you would know instantly what was wrong when your body tells you

  • @freshprince2.0
    @freshprince2.0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4475

    At least show him how to open the inventory and equip his cloths smh

    • @sonotlance4401
      @sonotlance4401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Unknown_ Music wait they don’t go on u by them selfs?

    • @Rayray18999
      @Rayray18999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@sonotlance4401 no, the game does not hold your hand at all

    • @kazemizu
      @kazemizu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      O_O. No wonder he died so fast

    • @ckoanime7053
      @ckoanime7053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@zackattack5414 I don't think they even told him how to open inventory. He found a shirt but he didn't even wear it on.

    • @jens1983
      @jens1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Exactly my thougts. He found clothes and nobody warned him he had to put those on. He doesn't even seem to know what the hunger, thirst, sleep and cold metters mean.

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3063

    "You have no tinder"
    The game says as he stands next to 4 or 5 giant hay bales.

    • @DrowSworn
      @DrowSworn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHAHHEIDHSHWUUEHA

    • @hadrianbuiltawall9531
      @hadrianbuiltawall9531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Tinder has to be VERY dry. Want to bet those bales aren't remotely dry?

    • @ZeffAU
      @ZeffAU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      @@hadrianbuiltawall9531 Shrug snow conditions are surprisingly dry because its cold enough to freeze any water... if you pulled off a few inches of straw the inner stuff would all be bone dry

    • @asbestliebhaber
      @asbestliebhaber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Not his hay bales. This would be theft >:(

    • @eageraurora879
      @eageraurora879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@asbestliebhaber in an IRL situation would you seriously be worried about theft if you where going to die if you didnt? and even if you'd rather die those bales are *Abandoned* in the middle of nowhere, i'm sure if the previous owner cared about their litteral dried grass being stolen they would have taken it with them. before he left

  • @DharuanCocenzoDaru
    @DharuanCocenzoDaru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    Call Nyeger again, explain the mechanics of the game before letting him start, he had already said that he only played Pacman 30 years ago hahaha. Real Survivalist Tries Not To Die In The Long Dark pt.2

  • @hellboytroy3816
    @hellboytroy3816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    Ok.... as a constant player of this game, I gotta say, I was soooo excited to see this guy do it, but seriously?! You start him on pleasant valley?! And he gets the barn each time?! That place is the worst, the barn is right next to a bear spawn! And there’s 2 bears there, I say this guy deserves another chance with someone showing him the basics of it so he can survive, for God’s sake he was right about the cat tails.

    • @downzeitor
      @downzeitor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      agreed @Hellboy Troy3, another things he did inputs was that the hay bales should be used for something (shelter or fire) and the grass should be edible just like the cat tails are now.

    • @annehaight9963
      @annehaight9963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@downzeitor Hay bales would make awesome warm shelter in a blizzard. I wish I could use them that way in the game.

    • @OverlordZephyros
      @OverlordZephyros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think they disabled the hostile animals for his sake

    • @Yolloface-cr7le
      @Yolloface-cr7le 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He should spawn at like idk coastal highway

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Atleast they have to show him the basic or tutorial

  • @juchiha7535
    @juchiha7535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    2:08 "I want to apologize to the vegetarians on this group" LMAO

  • @alicekravets8584
    @alicekravets8584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2762

    Somebody should've explained the game mechanics better to him. Nevertheless, this was so cool to watch, he had amazing creative ideas

    • @buzzfeedmultiplayer
      @buzzfeedmultiplayer  5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      This was his first time playing video games, he did his best :D

    • @Mattdro88
      @Mattdro88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      @@buzzfeedmultiplayer I bet with a quick tutorial on how the controls of the system worked, and he would have made several days. Also I would have increased the sizes of the hud items and explained each one. It seemed he never knew he was freezing almost the entire time. Cool clip though. You should make a follow up with him he seemed interesting.

    • @renaudalarie4283
      @renaudalarie4283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@Mattdro88 Agreed he was not aware of the hud at all and died of hypothermia...

    • @Dracula737
      @Dracula737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@buzzfeedmultiplayer make a follow up where he knows basic controls like health bar, warmth, etc so he would do better

    • @coffeebean9498
      @coffeebean9498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think after his 3 attempts, the game mechanics should be explained to him, after he plays a few more times and understands the concepts enough, another 3 rounds with experience and knowledge would be really nice. good video tho.

  • @raoulbg2075
    @raoulbg2075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    The developers for this game put in a disclaimer that this isn't meant to be a simulator for real life survival. That being said, everything this dude asked about was actually possible in the game if you're an experienced gamer and explore the mechanics properly. You can eat cat tails, hunt rabbits with your bare hands, build a shelter out of scavenged materials, and break stuff down to make tinder for fires.
    I suspect the people who set up the game for him barely knew more about it than he did. They didn't show him how to equip new clothes or even keep track of his temperature bar...

    • @sniped96you
      @sniped96you 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Alot of things are possible but not everything.

    • @fanpet3912
      @fanpet3912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about the hay bales?

    • @raoulbg2075
      @raoulbg2075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@fanpet3912 leaving aside the details of how to hollow out a fully frozen hay bale with zero tools... He didnt find out how to set up his sleeping bag, nevermind a haybale shelter feature haha
      Had he put his sleeping bag behind the bales to block wind and made a fire, he could have slept through the night. You can also construct a shelter by easily gathering cloth and sticks.
      Most problems he encountered could have been solved if someone was around just to help him navigate the UI. It's a credit to the game that most of the things he wanted to do are actually do-able

    • @fanpet3912
      @fanpet3912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@raoulbg2075 I do agree that this video was disappointing on several levels. Had they shown him the game mechanics this could've been a lot more interesting.

    • @sophiekennedy6656
      @sophiekennedy6656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Riel BG it says how if you are ever in a situation like this don’t base what you do off this game

  • @fl260
    @fl260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "I'll go where the rabbits come from cause maybe there's food out there.."
    I love that they brought a legit bushcraftsman for this video. Please, never tell the man that the rabbits are just randomly spawning based on arbitrary rules!

    • @sponge260
      @sponge260 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be cool if there were colonies though. Wouldn't be too hard to add in and could be a cool mechanic

    • @Kapsek1
      @Kapsek1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sponge260 There are
      None of areas is randomized in terms of animals
      They will always be in the place they have made them to be

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Us: Rifle ammunition’s for hunting and getting food
    Him, the pro: It’s good for fire starting

    • @jassi9022
      @jassi9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you need a *GUN* for that

    • @Schnodder-Reviews
      @Schnodder-Reviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@jassi9022 nah with the gunpowder and some stone it is doable

    • @najkraemer3117
      @najkraemer3117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jassi9022 pull off the bullet(warhead) and empty out the gunpowder to start a fire.

    • @jassi9022
      @jassi9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Schnodder-Reviews and Naj Kraemer I was saying that you can't 'shoot' without a gun. obviously you can use it for fire :)

    • @grahamlopez6202
      @grahamlopez6202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Youd need a way to get the projectile out, and depending on the caliber it wont be easy to just yank it out

  • @ItsWonders
    @ItsWonders 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    When he put his hands over his glasses to see better
    everyone liked that

  • @AndrewLoyal
    @AndrewLoyal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    You probably should have explained how to actually play the game to him... like how the controls work and everything. It looked like he would pick up clothing and then not put it on.

  • @ladrillorojo4996
    @ladrillorojo4996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    This person should be hired by The Long Dark devs to make it even more realistic!! That would be sooooo epic!

    • @mom0367
      @mom0367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Just ok case you didn't know their name is Hinterland which is a bit shorter than saying "The Long Dark devs."

    • @hartkle6487
      @hartkle6487 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      gay

    • @ladrillorojo4996
      @ladrillorojo4996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mom0367 Didn't remember the name. I didn't kill your dog and shot you in the leg to talk to me like that. Next time try to give an opinion instead.

    • @mom0367
      @mom0367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@ladrillorojo4996 I was just telling you?

    • @ladrillorojo4996
      @ladrillorojo4996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mom0367 Sounds like you were mad with me for some reason, maybe you didn't mean to sound aggressive, the "twitter" kind. More or less.

  • @artezwilkins4536
    @artezwilkins4536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    I'd definately watch him play other survival games. I see the passion. Hire him as the survival expert in a game development project.

    • @noobguy9973
      @noobguy9973 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or not since lot of the things he said were actuall things you can do but he himselfs said plast time played pac man 30 years ago so obviously he didn't knew WTF he was doing

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noobguy9973
      I want him to make a series

  • @shaitforbrains1445
    @shaitforbrains1445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    i would really like to see him play it again after getting instructed properly!

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea they dont show him to keep the fire or the icons for they even dont show him how to used clothes

    • @sponge260
      @sponge260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even if they just showed him how to open the Inventory, it would have been a huge help

  • @cameronchernoff1988
    @cameronchernoff1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "Is that V8?"
    "Ugh Dog food"
    *Pause*
    "I'll take it"
    😂😂

  • @missdann
    @missdann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    "it just disappears and goes to fire heaven?"

    • @dontaccoll
      @dontaccoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeed.. i lold

  • @nickkohlmann
    @nickkohlmann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Someone tell him what the red bar in the lower left is for.

    • @Samimies
      @Samimies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Health he had frostbite

    • @carnetessions8563
      @carnetessions8563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You mean the TH-cam buffer bar?

    • @lvquan6660
      @lvquan6660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carnetessions8563 not funny, didn't laugh

    • @carnetessions8563
      @carnetessions8563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It wasn't a joke

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Samimies Yup

  • @kubilay7265
    @kubilay7265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    He says its been years since he last played videogames and hes not doing any old man walkin to the wall kinda gameplay.Respect!

  • @juanyang838
    @juanyang838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    5:17 "I would break the bale open to get some shed and burrow into it."
    Bruh I've never thought this even I saw it over 100 times before.

  • @briandeabler9704
    @briandeabler9704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Sure, hypothermia is scary. But have you ever had the umbles and the fumbles?

    • @zeusdarkgod7727
      @zeusdarkgod7727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why yes, yes i have. Normally comes with the hypothermia.

    • @Ass_Raiders_OG
      @Ass_Raiders_OG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Worst of all, wong rash.

  • @jeakol1389
    @jeakol1389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Him: *shows how easy it is to survive*
    Game: We don't do that here.

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everything he said was in the game.

    • @fanpet3912
      @fanpet3912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sarasthoughts not really...

    • @liljatupsu
      @liljatupsu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He would have made it for far longer if they had told him how to play the game

    • @kms6647
      @kms6647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ıoq ɥnʎ exactly he should’ve but for some reason buzzfeed didn’t even tell him how to bring up an inventory not his fault or anyone’s fault in the least except buzzfeed

  • @kennadooley9234
    @kennadooley9234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “I probably wouldn’t be in a hang out mode because there a dead body nearby” I swear this guy is so cool omg I love him

  • @jacobreinhart8948
    @jacobreinhart8948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    its too bad its a really good game and he didnt even scratch the surface of it also they didnt teach him he never went into his inventory once

  • @connorvanzant7130
    @connorvanzant7130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "I would probably not be in hangout mode......because theres a dead guy right over there" 😂

  • @callysto_ii
    @callysto_ii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    survilalist : "I'm gonna eat the sardines"
    normal people : "okay"
    *TLD players : " and get food poisoning even though it's a 67% because effe you lol good luck with that."*

    • @shiroiokami7686
      @shiroiokami7686 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA SO FUNNNY LAWLLLLLL

    • @Hiro_515
      @Hiro_515 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf are these replys

    • @Hiro_515
      @Hiro_515 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I might have r/wooooooshed myself

  • @yendia
    @yendia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    “So it just disappears and goes to fire heaven “ that killed me 💀😂

    • @holysecret2
      @holysecret2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      rest in peace, friend

  • @user-xb8ts3rc9g
    @user-xb8ts3rc9g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "haven't played since pacman in 30 years": Immediately adapts to WASD.

  • @richm23k
    @richm23k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Crowbar: *take it*
    Can of beans: *TAKE IT*
    Area 51 coordinates: *TAKE ITTT!!!*

  • @HelianthusNav
    @HelianthusNav ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy would be so good at hosting a gaming channel for survival games. His commentary is outsanding and he explains scenarios so well

  • @KeyStation
    @KeyStation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love his little roleplaying lol. "Ahh edible water, mmmm!" Lol

  • @muellerfm3868
    @muellerfm3868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    He needs to start a TH-cam channel.

    • @isnatural5265
      @isnatural5265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haqim FM holy sh8t good idea

    • @marfamsilva4174
      @marfamsilva4174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd watch his videos for sure

    • @kmarshirley
      @kmarshirley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He should start a channel and then he could come back on this channel for a part two and to promote his new channel.

    • @ndng-alkuvvet-usuriya3220
      @ndng-alkuvvet-usuriya3220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would be amazing

    • @johnpaulnatividad
      @johnpaulnatividad 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      he does have a channel

  • @merrittwillcox
    @merrittwillcox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    he’s so pure

  • @hollyknight981
    @hollyknight981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Why didn't you explain the controls or mechanics to him? :( He clearly knows his stuff, but as a fan of the game it's kind of hard to watch at points

    • @haydenthornton7474
      @haydenthornton7474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like when his vision went or when he could've used to accelerant to give him a definite fire. I love The Long Dark however I have so many ideas I'd add to the game that would make it more interesting. Im sure hinterland is working hard all the time but man if they hired me and this guy they'd have ideas for years

    • @pokey5509
      @pokey5509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like, Did he put on the clothing he found?

  • @sammeo
    @sammeo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    LMAO no ash or nothing? just went to fire heaven? this is gold.

  • @leko4
    @leko4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    10:58 'fire heaven' had me rolling all over lmfao

  • @xchristyisbombx
    @xchristyisbombx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    SO HAPPY to see this game finally getting some recognition !!! Been playing for years!

  • @joshuazweizig6223
    @joshuazweizig6223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    There's much, much more depth to The Long Dark's mechanics than you had the time to explore-but you're right! There's so much more you can do in a survival situation than you can in game. Sadly, that's just the nature of the (if you'll excuse my pun) game-there's only so much you can program.
    While I don't think you got the best experience the The Long Dark had to offer, I'm so glad you gave it a shot and brought it to spotlight! Thank you!

  • @vitalino1981
    @vitalino1981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    He is definitely more experienced in survival then the devs of the game.
    They should have hired him for consulting in order to make a game more realistic and educational.

    • @asvpcolby8570
      @asvpcolby8570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      vitalino1981 before you even loud the game up it says “this is not for educational reasons”

    • @kixel2859
      @kixel2859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      They are an extremely small dev team, and they sometimes speak about how they sacrifice realism for the sake of bringing features and mechanics which actually bring something to the experience of the game. Maybe if it was a larger game development studio they could afford to spend resources on realistic features purely for the sake of realism

    • @jadejaguar69
      @jadejaguar69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hi! The word you're looking for is he has more survival knowledge "than" the developers!

    • @Dexter-Draws
      @Dexter-Draws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This game wasnt meant to be instructional or educational at all lmao tf. Some aspects need to be a bit unrealistic to accommodate the story and gameplay

    • @achilles3830
      @achilles3830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Personally I don’t agree with you. It’s best to let the devs do what they what and make the game how they what. Listening to the community is fine but I doesn’t always help and can often ruin or slow the development of the game.

  • @АлександрКрюков-ы3м
    @АлександрКрюков-ы3м 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "Even dead peaple are welcome"
    *happy zombie noises*

  • @InterloperBob
    @InterloperBob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "It says I need tinder... What about this book."
    I'm no survival expert but that was obvious and it pissed me off when playing.

    • @sponge260
      @sponge260 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still don't get why you can't burn cloth

  • @Anotheroutlaw
    @Anotheroutlaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When he mentioned taking apart furniture for fabric (in the car) or eating the grasses/cattails, I wish he saw that those options were really in the game!! The devs did an amazing job with the features in this game. There's also a story mode.

  • @voidessence
    @voidessence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "stale, i don't care if it's stale.
    you haven't eaten in two weeks
    stale doesn't mean anything"
    "Dog food? Hey, i'll take it."
    fave lines so far

  • @lifegoeson1963
    @lifegoeson1963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    please do more survival games, this is amazing 😍

  • @annieyu72
    @annieyu72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He is like the grandpa you always wanted. Hw is bad at playing games but, I didn't care one bit because of his lovable personality and the insightful lessons he taught along the way.
    I love how he self-consciously had his hand up whenever he was searching in the game, or how he held his hands up to the fire as if he was actually a part of the game!

  • @hctemperrr6385
    @hctemperrr6385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "oooh take it" lmao i can watch this guy all day

  • @shanekim28
    @shanekim28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Oh no, you started him in Pleasant Valley, probably one of the hardest regions

    • @tissuemissue9324
      @tissuemissue9324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol yea agreed haha stuck there almost a year, stop playing, and then found a way out to mysterious lake ...

    • @tissuemissue9324
      @tissuemissue9324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@-_pi_- a year, sorry

    • @Samimies
      @Samimies 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that HRV is the hardest zone to survive in.

    • @kms6647
      @kms6647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They set this guy up to fail they 1.didnt teach him what the icons meant 2.didnt tell him that he could to LITERALLY everything he said to do and 3.didnt even tell him how to bring up his inventory and 4.knowingly set him up in the hardest region

  • @jennykathe5789
    @jennykathe5789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If someone taught him how to use his inventory and the actual mechanics of the game this would be such an AWESOME series. I love the long dark, and his thought process would be so cool to watch.

  • @KekoLynn
    @KekoLynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how excited this guy seems when he actually figures out how to gather useful stuff. Can't imagine how much fun he'd have if he understood all of the mechanics.

  • @CharliCarl_97
    @CharliCarl_97 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    First if all, he did an awesome video! :D
    1:50 it is interesting how he goes directly to the plant and saying well this could be a resource to eat for example. BUT the ones you can eat (in the game) are the stem of the bulrush, and use the top as tinder!
    This shows how close you can get to some resources, but yet that far if you don't have the knowledge. He claims how important is to know your surroundings, but yet he goes to an unknown hinterland where physics are ... well, those of a game jajajajaja

  • @dikidsaputra2536
    @dikidsaputra2536 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love watching profesional real life play games, thanks buddy

  • @ventusxzephyr13
    @ventusxzephyr13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I could listen to this dude all day

    • @linnpanovska8700
      @linnpanovska8700 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He lowkey sounds like Bob Ross 🤗🤗

  • @georgetrakas5102
    @georgetrakas5102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just love the fact that he seems to be enjoying the game. Well done Hinterland!!

  • @sofia3097
    @sofia3097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    You should explain to him how the game works, especially if he didn't play games before

  • @stephanieclark1487
    @stephanieclark1487 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve been gaming for 26 years (1994 PS came out) and I find the Long Dark challenging when you first start. For having no experience with gaming he started this like a BOSS. I also enjoy his voice.

  • @johnnyringo5411
    @johnnyringo5411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I probably wouldn't be in a hangout mode because there's a dead person nearby" lmao

  • @sarahshae1543
    @sarahshae1543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Let me see how that feels 🙌 🔥 that feels good 😂

    • @stellalpina
      @stellalpina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A good sense of humor can save you out in the wild... 😂

    • @mariannerognerud
      @mariannerognerud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I'm cold, I can't play this game. 😊# too realistic ambience

    • @chefsg591
      @chefsg591 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I saw this comment AS he says the line!

    • @sarahshae1543
      @sarahshae1543 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chef SG hahahah

  • @Andre-uu5xv
    @Andre-uu5xv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Ammo is good for fire starting"
    Not what I was thinking but, ok

    • @exilley2134
      @exilley2134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well it would make sense from a realist perspective, wouldn't it, seeing that the ammo is combustible and all

    • @nickfulton8173
      @nickfulton8173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the fact that you can use blackpowder in the game as an accelerate now and breaking ammo down gives you blackpowder, but I will admit that during the making of this video it was not in the game yet

  • @llovejess
    @llovejess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Y’all did him dirty by not teaching him the game

  • @ryanedward1255
    @ryanedward1255 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris: *Finds anything that is even the most remotely useful*
    Chris: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

  • @dirtyditty9026
    @dirtyditty9026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Him: It’s always warmer the higher you go.
    Mt. Everest: am I a joke to you?

  • @user-N20
    @user-N20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hinterland: *Furiously taking notes on what to add to the game*

  • @VandalXXI
    @VandalXXI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This dude needs to be hired as an adviser for the next big survival game. He'd take it to the next level.

  • @wigletron2846
    @wigletron2846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This game always made me feel like it would be easier to survive in real life than in the game

  • @hushedmirth
    @hushedmirth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    nobody:
    him: *take it*

  • @InterloperBob
    @InterloperBob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Rather than have him play, they should have had him react to the survival aspects of the game as demonstrated by someone who knows how to play.

  • @crazyspace3913
    @crazyspace3913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I got nothing to drink"
    "There's snow outside"

  • @aliyahblackburn2476
    @aliyahblackburn2476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    No one:
    Christopher Nyerges: TAKE IT

  • @berkdemirdln
    @berkdemirdln 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    ''Real operator tries to play Rainbow Six Siege'' Pleaseeeee !

  • @Nigmin
    @Nigmin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    this dude: **says anything about survival**
    The long dark developers: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @cheeseontop4890
    @cheeseontop4890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Materials: found
    Survivalist: *TAKE IT*

  • @MelissaHogwood
    @MelissaHogwood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    It seems the game should add some new features!

    • @l3itch
      @l3itch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Miloš Vlajković I bought it a bit ago and watched it improve, it’s quite fun and i definitely recommend it! a lot of the features in the game, they didn’t include in this video. you can eat the plants (cattails, he probably missed it) and so many other features. :) it’s very enjoyable, give it a try if you can.

    • @mishka1569
      @mishka1569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A lot of the features the guy was complaining about were actually in the game, and a quick google search can help verify that. The game is nowhere near as lacking as the video and commentors make it out to be.
      If you're wanting a realistic permadeath survival experience then The Long Dark is going to be a far better choice than The Forest.

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They already have many many features he mentioned

  • @Dreamoooon
    @Dreamoooon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    The game isn't advanced enough for him. So many survival ideas but the game doesn't allow him to do it.

    • @noobguy9973
      @noobguy9973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Most of the thing he said you can actually do it in the game even thoe he just walked past them like how he said maybe that plant was edible well right next to that plant were cat thingys (forgot its name lul) you can eat the branches and use the head as a tinder for a fire or you can collect rocks and use it to throw at rabbits to stun theö then get to them grab em and SNAP THEIR NECK!! to later cook it

    • @dsegrist2000
      @dsegrist2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Honestly man this game is ALOT more advanced then it looks, the only problem is buzzfeed took a guy who has never played any modern video games and threw him in without any basic knowledge of the game. Just look for guides of the game online they explain more in depth on how advanced this game really is, I am sure the game would impress you if you looked into it :).

    • @sb17899
      @sb17899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chrisstoltz3648 pretty worthless shelter when there are actual structures you can go inside of. the maps aren't that big, haybale shelters would be a waste of time to implement when actual houses exist.

    • @agentmikster44
      @agentmikster44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chrisstoltz3648
      I'm not so sure, we've had those hay bales before and they are very packed together. I don't think trying to dig a hole in that at -25 while you're freezing is the best strategy. Especially considering there were better options available.

  • @allyma3
    @allyma3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    He is so funny I love himmm he should vlog I would totally watch

  • @savage7882
    @savage7882 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought this video was going to be a bit boring but ended up being one of the most interesting ones in the series, its very immersing to just listen to this guy explain, you can tell his experience.

  • @mercedesmairs7688
    @mercedesmairs7688 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was so cool a survivalist like this guy did a series on this game but also taught how did not get killed in the wilderness and give us like extra information I feel like that would be dope

  • @formam1022
    @formam1022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Welcome any living people, even dead people, but preferably living."

  • @DanielSanchez-yr2gw
    @DanielSanchez-yr2gw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Nobody:
    Expert survivalist: GRASS LOOK ALL THAT GRASS!!

  • @mateoescobar2010
    @mateoescobar2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    10:33, heyyyy V8!
    Dog Food??
    *I'll take it....*

  • @williambrown5934
    @williambrown5934 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was SUPER fun watching and listening to this survivalist gentleman!!

  • @sheriff5761
    @sheriff5761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In real life he survives 500+ days. Every gamer fade into the long dark in first day...

  • @greedygravy3739
    @greedygravy3739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    For all the people that are saying that they should add new features that he was talking about, they already ready had many of they features he stated, he just did not know how to do said thing, you can find cattails, you can make a snow shelter (lean-to) hinterland games (the devs) have worked extremely hard on this game and adding all these extremely small details would make the game far to complicated

  • @goodgirl140
    @goodgirl140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What a cool dude. I’d love to take one of his survival classes.

  • @Metal86BE
    @Metal86BE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh man, i wanna see the guy play some more. he's so into it. really nice to watch

  • @who_this_king
    @who_this_king 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay, I enjoyed this way more than I thought I would
    Bring him back, he's awesome

  • @over00lordunknown12
    @over00lordunknown12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This video summarized:
    "Heyyy I'll take it!"