What makes it better is the fact that John killed Ken the same way he killed Hannah, by pushing her from a high place. 47 then proceeded to kill John by also pushing him from a high place.
Truck explodes killing the person he was supposed to be protecting in front of his very eyes yet he says "did you hear that? go find out what it was" xD
6:05 47 has killed people in many violent and painful ways before, but poisoning Jordan and making him think his dad did it is brutal even by his standards
I love how he sees him dipping his fingers in the cake in the first kill, and he just smothers him in the frosting. He poured his heart and soul into that cake and he will not let ANYONE ruin it! XD
Polluting the ventelation system with sleeping gas (i assume that's what it is) is one of the most clean and subtle ways to knock out a target regardless if you want said target dead or alive
" Aaaaaaaw!!!!!!" " Are you okay?" The guy screaming super loud as he is killed by electricity. Only for his clueless band mate to ask if he is alright. Anyone with a brain would be yelling for EMS.
0:02 [*Hell*] Satan: Ah, Jordon Cross, welcome to your new home. But before I can let you in, what was the cause of your death? Jordan: I uh. . drowned. . in a cake. . Satan: ***sigh*** Wonderful, your one of THOSE people. .
6:14 I love how he gets frustrated over the cake and how good it is....and then realizes he's been poisoned. And thinking it was done by his father.
I think the one in the appartment while waiting on the chair for the guy to check the laptop is the coolest kill in any Hitman ever.
Yea, never seen that in a movie before. Like, the first James Bond movie "Dr. No" in 1962. Talk about totally unoriginal.
Nobody said it was original, just pretty cool.
+OroborusFMA "....in any Hitman ever" why bring 007 into this lol
+CLA82529 He is brain-dead. He even likes his own comments, lmao.
Caradoc that guy is unbelievably pathetic lol
3:46 "Is that jasmine? Let's take a closer look"
And on that day, 47 helped a man get a closer look of his toilet.
I laughed longer than I should at this
0:03 on that day, 47 helped an artist eat the cake
"Here we see Agent 47 use lavender scented Poo-Pourri to lure his prey to the deadly toilet bowl."
7:20 "I used my target to destroy my target."
Underated 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
No smol brain, but big brain
What makes it better is the fact that John killed Ken the same way he killed Hannah, by pushing her from a high place. 47 then proceeded to kill John by also pushing him from a high place.
"I see you're outsourcing, 47"--fucking brilliant.
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Andrew Wang
I really don't get it. Could someone explain it to me?
Brandon Schemers
outsourcing=giving your work to other people, 47 watched someone else kill his target so Diana snarkily says that he's outsourcing.
Andrew Wang
Okay, thanks for the response m8
Andrew Wang
I remember this mission. I recall how something about the way Jordan said “Dad?” - like here @ 6:33 - gave me chills.
Truck explodes killing the person he was supposed to be protecting in front of his very eyes yet he says "did you hear that? go find out what it was" xD
😂😂😂
Good pfp 👍👍👌👌
@Antilla SC Very Hitman.
Stupid. Like IOI´s private policy.
6:46 "what's cooking, badum tiss" Lol
as his boss is fucking dying
1:32
47 will actually have a brief conversation with Jordan before punishing him.
@The MinecraftSlayer tried to negotiate his life, but 47 said: "A contract is a contract", then proceeds to shoot.
1:20 Guy got killed in an explosion "You hear that? Go find out what that was".
6:54
Woman: Did you trip over something? Are you OK?
*A dude just died from eating a cake you daft woman!*
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His friends don't help him
1:45 He was sitting on the chair...
M E N A C I N G L Y
6:05 47 has killed people in many violent and painful ways before, but poisoning Jordan and making him think his dad did it is brutal even by his standards
I love how he sees him dipping his fingers in the cake in the first kill, and he just smothers him in the frosting. He poured his heart and soul into that cake and he will not let ANYONE ruin it! XD
!
6:53 She asks "Did you trip over something?" even though she was there watching the whole time and even noticed that he didn't feel good earlier. lol.
I don't know why people are giving this game so much shit.. it looks really, really fun!
That's exactly why people give it shit
you're the right kind of gamer. people complain because it doesn't look 'good', but you actually care about it being fun
it's because the whole episodic shit mainly
***** actually I was 7 when I played 2 and 8 when I played contacts
***** yes but it was really fucking shit
*target down next up ken morgan*
MrAnonymous ARL *Target down, Next up, Jordan Cross*
*Both targets down, now head towards the cure.*
@The End *blue waffle discovered next look up 2 girls 1 cup*
cant believe a guy repeating what the game said got 172 likes
Both targets down,now develop the damn vaccine
*47 snap at infinity gauntlet
6:24 : "i.. I dont feel so good"
I was look for this comment lmao nice job😂😂
The A.I in this game is completely stupid, a police officer sees you murder someone, and they are like "Are you okay?"
Because they didn't see who it was dipshit
You clearly see him shoot someone and the cop is like, "Sir are you okay?"
And they see you trough wall :)
Sheppardsg1 Exactly
And then when the auto-rickshaw explodes, one of em is like "You hear that? Find out what it was"
"did you trip on something, are you ok" *facepalm*
6:43 When you and your friends go to a birthday party and the birthday person doesn't let anyone play his new video game.
10:16 "YEAH! GET SOME" *dies* HAHAHA
Also, the way he was sitting on the couch
The cake is a lie.
Portal reference :D
lol. love how everyones like 'fuck it,we're done' as the singers dying of poison and walk out.
he's old news
1:19
>watches Ken get blown up
"You hear that? Find out what that was."
7:25 to all of the s SCP fans out there, you’ll know what that sounds like. (SCP-096’s scream)
I know right when I heard it was like that sounds like 096
GG
It's the same stock SFX.
2:15 I feel like that one should’ve been called “a taste of your own medicine”
Polluting the ventelation system with sleeping gas (i assume that's what it is) is one of the most clean and subtle ways to knock out a target regardless if you want said target dead or alive
2:42 "hey you okay?" He just died
The "ISO EXPLODING PHONE" Should just be called the samsung galaxy S7
Alfie Phayer note 7*
Alfie Phayer "iso"
so true.
Alfie Phayer stfu bitch
Sheryl Crusco ???
0:00 That moment when your friend pushes your head in the cake to prank you but accidentally drowns you
Sooooo Relatible
1:20
Boss dies-
Guard literally saw it-
Guard: Hear that? I'll find out what that was.
Love hitman, the game is basically a giant puzzle 11/10
Holy shit, didn't know Jordan could kill Ken.
do u like watch dogs
Foot Ball im an ElmoWill
7:23
**SCP-096 Screaming Intensifies**
Yes
It sounds exactly like it
8:30 the best Samsung Galaxy Note 7 explosion
Luis Mora iphone 7 plus too 😁
2:05 ' I am going solo'😂
EIN REICH lol
Poor Jordan Cross. You hate the guy xD
hes a fucking asshole tho
Foot Ball Jordan killed his girlfriend
Nigga pushes people to their deaths when he's pissed off even his own dad
Cross: Eats poison and dies
Woman: "Did you trip over something?!"
🤣🤣 gotta love that hitman logic
Dude at the end first he was gung ho now he chilling on the sofa.
+Troyer Manchez Smile, it's better for you good sir.
+HayateKasumi ShimboriHayashi Yo this dude back at it again lmao
+HayateKasumi ShimboriHayashi you are literally the definition of a weeaboo.
+Dee One He fails at that too....weaboos tend to be more offensive. He's more like prepubescent wannabe who doesn't get enough attention at home.
Try hards need not apply.
Thanos: You should have gone for the head! *snaps*
6:23 Target: I don't feel so good. *fades away*
Lycanthis99 lol
Nostalgic. I played this game with confidence and felt like a real assassin. Best assassin game ever!
0:14
"you brown nose! What are you doing here?!"
"Æ"
I pressed like before I watched the video
" Aaaaaaaw!!!!!!"
" Are you okay?"
The guy screaming super loud as he is killed by electricity.
Only for his clueless band mate to ask if he is alright.
Anyone with a brain would be yelling for EMS.
“We got... like a Ninja up in here”😂
2:36 Dude gets electrocuted right in front of him and he's like: "Are you okay?"
10:13 A.I: oh we Got something like a Ninja 😂
7:49 "Killer queen has already touched the phone"
1:06 “Mr. Morgan” I want to believe this refers to Arthur🙈💘.
whats cookin?
bad dum chhh!
DEATH
Sees someone die from explosive says “hear that, go find out what that was” 😂
(Jordan Cross) "See you in hell."
(47) "Actually, you will." (Pushes Jordan Cross)
6:54 Gags to death from cake poisioning. "Did you trip over something? Are you okay?"
1:50 awwww you skipped over the confrontation with Jordon
Poor Ken Morgan. You've assassinated him about 50 times now
Yo Gamer I love ur funny brutal kill hitman vids ! keep up the good 2ork and make more
Agent 47: (kills with a cake)
John Wick: I'll take that as a note.
Younshould really keep up the good work i Love your content
Imagine all the work that went into all these different encounters
Ouaaa you made a lot of views its good for have new hitman's fans !
Jordan Cross can join the ICA he is really good in pushing people over edges
My fav kill was the "yeah get some!" one
Nice Video man I like it !
Next up Ken Morgan
Love the thumbnail, it’s amazing
*clearly choking*
Did you trip over something?
...
0:02
[*Hell*]
Satan: Ah, Jordon Cross, welcome to your new home. But before I can let you in, what was the cause of your death?
Jordan: I uh. . drowned. . in a cake. .
Satan: ***sigh*** Wonderful, your one of THOSE people. .
You know, a cake is a pretty porous thing. You shouldn't be able to suffocate somebody with one.
Then again, this is Hitman. (Shrug)
Both targets are down great work now head towards the exit
8:56 jordan cross gets poisoned and dies
Woman comes over and says 'did he trip over something?'
"Did you trip over something?"
*Yes he tripped over the cake on the table*
10.22 the dead guy sat down so funny
That's not how timestamps work srry
7:24 That scream from SCP-096
Yes its that
I don't think the cake can cause the choke, but I still think it is very interesting to treat Jordan this way.
should i buy ps4 or core i5 4470 gtx 960 for upcoming games?????
PS4 lasts longer than that PC ： ）
omg, u stupid?
take PC,dude. trust me. You gotta buy every single game on PS4, not the same thing on PC.
ps4 will last you years, and is cheaper. ignore pc elitists who say pc is cheaper.
you should get a 1060 if not get a ps4.
PC has a higher selection of games
How did you manage to get the sniper rifle and WOW killing both targets at the same time.
The bodyguard emerging from the coconut dust haha
Angels : "Pfftt, oh so you are the man who died because of cake?"
4:48 that woman didn’t even care 😂😂😂
Tuk-Tuk explodes, killing a man in the process.
Guard next to the explosion: hear that? Go find out what that was.
The first Kill got me laughing lol
Hitman did the old James bond ( I think ) in a chair trick. : )
Dr. No!
the scream when Jordan kills ken morgan, the way he screams was like SCP 096
9:40
*shoots iPad*
Lady: Dude, what the hell?
Agent 47: *hides gun behind his back* Wasn’t me.
When you poison someone with the cake, and he's choking to death, the woman just says "did you trip on something?"
Jordan really know how to "Push"
Thebsound design on this game is just insane.
What happens at 1:38. Shouldn’t Jordan kill Hanna before the actual mission
I think he made the laptop play an audio recording of him killing Hanna, because you can here him say "Useless" referring to the laptop.
No one:
Jerks at birthday parties: 0:03
Relatable
*Ken gets blown up in front of his eyes* "Did you hear that? Go find out what that was?"
Agent 47 is savage. He fixes a car just so that the target can start it up for it to explode
0:14 is that Lucio from OverWatch?
I-im sorry did that guy in the beginning just get suffocated is cake?
Jordan Cross: Dies from electrick accident.
The guy: Are tou oke
Nothing can beat mortal combat...ITS TE MOST BRUTAL THING THERE IS!
07:07 "eyes open!!!"
You are the one who need to open your eyes, too dark? Don't use glasses lol 😂🤣
Funny seeing Agent 47 in a waiter disguise waiting for Morgan to die.
Security sees a guy explode
Security: You hear that? Find out what it was.
*eats poison cake*
*suffering*
*everyone leaves nonchalantly*
*dies*
“Did you trip over something?”
First kill was some sick beat boxing😂😂😂